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Speaker 1: Sitsy and with her with Kate Richie podcast.

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Speaker 2: We are fired.

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Speaker 3: R be easier for wrap, but we love having a

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Speaker 3: chat to this man. You can get him every night

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Speaker 3: on seven News at six pm. Mark, Thank you very much,

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Speaker 3: lovely lovely, lovely to be back.

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Speaker 1: Always have a chat before we get into the wrap.

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Speaker 1: But you have wrapped before in.

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Speaker 2: Here I have wrapped I think at least once, possibly twice,

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Speaker 2: always up against that slick news router you guys have.

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Speaker 3: Hey Figo, you've moved into the new studios? Is that correct?

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Speaker 1: We have?

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Speaker 2: We got brand new studios out at South Everly really

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Speaker 2: exciting times, right next door to home and away too.

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Speaker 3: Is there a little pluck up of Kate somewhere or

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Speaker 3: is there any memories of Kate around the studios these days?

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Speaker 1: I think there's a statue like the Windfield currently.

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Speaker 3: Like isn't there a Wally Lewis Churchill statue of some

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Speaker 3: lovely lovely large statue of her up until about two

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Speaker 3: weeks ago?

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Speaker 2: But out and move n.

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Speaker 3: Have you kicked the kids out at home yet? Are

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Speaker 3: they still living at home? Or what's happening with your children?

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Speaker 2: One is still there and one is planning to move

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Speaker 2: back in the next few weeks at home for two years.

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Speaker 1: Did he get dumped?

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Speaker 2: No, not dumped. He fell victim to Sydney's rental crisis.

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Speaker 2: It's very expensive out there, a lot cheaper in the

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Speaker 2: home of mum and dad. Have you always coming home?

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Speaker 1: Are you offering relationship advice these days?

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Speaker 2: Like?

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Speaker 1: Are you at that stage with your kids?

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Speaker 2: How can I help? She won't hug me up too

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Speaker 2: much time? Spend over the holidays with a certain lady.

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Speaker 1: She holds me a reply to my text messages.

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Speaker 2: You do not have a chat.

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Speaker 3: Thanks for so we do love. You can do anything?

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Speaker 2: I mean?

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Speaker 3: Is here for rappers?

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Speaker 1: Well?

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Speaker 3: I saw you on Better Homes and Gardens recently. You're

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Speaker 3: on your tools on the tools. Yeah, they only used

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Speaker 3: the successful five seconds. They didn't use the other five minutes.

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Speaker 2: Thankfully. At one stage I lost trial of the drill

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Speaker 2: and it flipped over and hit the young lady's head

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Speaker 2: quite quite. I thought it may have caused an injury,

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Speaker 2: but thankfully that wasn't used on the probe. Was that

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Speaker 2: at West may That was at West Mead? Thankfully, if

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Speaker 2: there was an injury, we were close to emergency at.

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Speaker 3: The right spot. Are easy for rapping and I can

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Speaker 3: I can confirm this isdn'ty. I'm excited about this because

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Speaker 3: we like it when our rappers come in and they

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Speaker 3: take initiative. Fergo has changed a couple of things here.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, and we heard.

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Speaker 3: There's a couple of special gifts in his rap as well,

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Speaker 3: so I'm looking forward to this. He's up against you.

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Speaker 3: You're wrapping to a great Australian rap. This is twelve

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Speaker 3: hundred technique, my favorite. The boys are wrapping to this

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Speaker 3: Mark ferguson Fergo versus they were not there.

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Speaker 1: I love it when you rap that a well Saturday.

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Speaker 1: You don't know how much Dad web Ways, that's letter

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Speaker 1: on a Buffy.

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Speaker 3: This is it so Ergo. You are the guests, so

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Speaker 3: you get to choose. You want Whipple to go first

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Speaker 3: or would you like to go first? I would like

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Speaker 3: whip it. Maybe set the sets the benchmark and Greg

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Speaker 3: sween it's going to be very low. The standard will

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Speaker 3: be set very lives.

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Speaker 1: Taken me three weeks a.

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Speaker 3: Month in France, kicking.

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Speaker 1: In the guts a little bit. Let Fergo please take

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Speaker 1: it slow. Only the best turn up to be on

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Speaker 1: this show. Is it possible to wrap it? A newsreay

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Speaker 1: to start in breaking news. You're allowed to smile. You

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Speaker 1: and I have something in common. You wear a smart

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Speaker 1: jacket of below. Rms are on. We are the men

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Speaker 1: of the land. Sheep and cattle, raw meat, leather pants,

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Speaker 1: whips in a saddle.

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Speaker 2: Well do.

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Speaker 3: Well, We keep doing great.

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Speaker 1: But it's more than just love for the bush. There's

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Speaker 1: something else that I want to push. It's your hair.

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Speaker 1: It's dark and rich and swell. Are you on the

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Speaker 1: hair men's as well?

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Speaker 3: Excuse himself?

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Speaker 1: Is yelling?

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Speaker 2: Here we go.

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Speaker 1: We both have three kids with a ten and a jack,

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Speaker 1: and our marriages on the skids. An idea to run past, Jane,

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Speaker 1: if you want to risk your life, would you go on?

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Speaker 1: Farmer wants another wife. He's a farmer and it's a seven.

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Speaker 3: I love it when you have to explain it.

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Speaker 1: Tamworth, you've beat at seven since eighty nine? How much

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Speaker 1: is that worth? That's why they call you mister blue chip.

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Speaker 1: He's the heads up. You won't crack this whip.

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Speaker 2: Wow, that's awful. Jane takes that as well about the marriage.

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Speaker 3: Should be a game, A really tough for you.

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Speaker 2: If you enjoy it, you can clap along. If anybody claps. Okay,

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Speaker 2: I'm a little nervous.

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Speaker 3: Here we go.

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Speaker 1: Okay, fergo, you've got this.

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Speaker 3: Here we go.

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Speaker 2: Well now, Fat and Skinny were told to race around

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Speaker 2: and round that radio place. Management said it was time

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Speaker 2: to choose who stayed on and who they'd lose. Fat

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Speaker 2: screamed out that just ain't fair because he was weighed

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Speaker 2: down by full head of hair. Skinny laugh bragging it

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Speaker 2: would be fun because he once played footy and he

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Speaker 2: could run. Skinny leapt from the gate like a scolded cat.

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Speaker 2: He opened a big gap, no looking back. Fat rolled

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Speaker 2: out at a pedestrian pace. He was born for leisure,

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Speaker 2: ox blood, brogues and brace. The run was all over Skinny,

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Speaker 2: all time and motion, only to be outdone by more

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Speaker 2: self promotion. He couldn't make it past the voiceover booth,

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Speaker 2: another cornyad, A long way from truth. He gave the

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Speaker 2: sales team full permission. His race was over, But what

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Speaker 2: about the mission? I saw his chance at length, and

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Speaker 2: he stride like a hair and the tortoise. Time now

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Speaker 2: on his side. He was gonna grab gold. He was

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Speaker 2: so very keen. But no, what's that? The staff canteen

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Speaker 2: before he knew it he was gulping down a pie.

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Speaker 2: Just about then, young Kate flashbar. Could she steal the

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Speaker 2: wind from two bullbed blokes? No again, she tripped over

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Speaker 2: one of her own jokes. The management could now get

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Speaker 2: rid of the lot, but that would only feed into

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Speaker 2: one eager man's plot, Eyes wide Open down the finishing hue.

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Speaker 2: The winner that day, Bloody matt Degree.

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Speaker 1: So what I loved about it was he started sort

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Speaker 1: of rappish and then to come back to the country.

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Speaker 1: It was almost a bush poem.

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Speaker 2: Somewhere between nursery rhyme and rap.

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Speaker 3: The inspiration was the tortoise in the hair, and I

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Speaker 3: liked it.

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Speaker 1: That was unfelovable. Well, it has to be mister Ferguson.

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Speaker 3: There for the rest and I think you know that.

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Speaker 3: Thank you world on mate. That was. If you want

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Speaker 3: to go see Fergo before Matte go to the Future

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Speaker 3: with Kate Richie Instagram page. You can catch Ergo seven

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Speaker 3: News a six pm each night on Channel seven and

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Speaker 3: seven plus.

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Speaker 2: Love You Ergo, Thank you guys, Thank you very much,

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Speaker 2: you buddy.

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