Speaker 1: This is the Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: I've literally just arrived at the microphone. Jack, how are you?
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm good, Swanny, how are you?
Speaker 2: I really wanted to share with you at this point
Speaker 2: of the show. Two pm on a Friday, A note
Speaker 2: that was left on my bed last night when I
Speaker 2: got home from Coldplay. So I left the house. I
Speaker 2: left the house and it was magical. Of course, Coldplay
Speaker 2: one of the greatest super bands of all time. Unbelievable,
Speaker 2: it was always going to be incredible. It was a
Speaker 2: very big effort for me to get there. It involved,
Speaker 2: you know, Avengers Assemble, seven thousand people.
Speaker 3: I was very proud of you because I know the
Speaker 3: effort at talk and you got there.
Speaker 2: I got there and I didn't miss one note of
Speaker 2: the concert. I couldn't believe it. I even caught the
Speaker 2: train in on my own. I mean, I'm a miracle.
Speaker 2: Got home and there was a note on my bed,
Speaker 2: and that was why I was running in because I
Speaker 2: didn't know where i'd push it. And here it is. Oh,
Speaker 2: that's it.
Speaker 3: That's a receipt.
Speaker 2: Okay, are you ready?
Speaker 4: Just on my pillow?
Speaker 3: What does it say?
Speaker 2: I miss you? I'm sad. I want to sleep in
Speaker 2: your bed with you peg and therein Wow was the
Speaker 2: very last night that I ever attempt to leave the house.
Speaker 3: No, you can't, tough shit, kid, I can't.
Speaker 2: Live with that.
Speaker 4: And look at this little This is where I need
Speaker 4: to be.
Speaker 3: You are so ripped by those children.
Speaker 4: I am right to be a shut in. I am right.
Speaker 4: I am in my hermit phase and that's it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel like you've been in your hermit ear
Speaker 3: for the last eight years.
Speaker 2: No, no, the last year, the last year, absolutely, the
Speaker 2: last year. All right.
Speaker 5: Yeah, hey, Swani, after three o'clock, you're debuting a brand
Speaker 5: new segment.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we got the.
Speaker 4: Windmills of my mind.
Speaker 2: It's going to give you an insight into what thoughts
Speaker 2: are running through my head at any given moment.
Speaker 3: Amazing.
Speaker 5: We've also got your invites to the kid the roy
Speaker 5: in Nova's Red Room increases Queasy and before three o'clock
Speaker 5: someone is going to win that Disney cruise line. In
Speaker 5: Chrissy and Jack's Voyage to Victory, say good eight to
Speaker 5: us and tell us what you did last night?
Speaker 1: Did you go trick or treating the Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: I can't wait to hear the dulcet tones of your voice.
Speaker 2: Chrissy sayday, it feels like it's been a busy week.
Speaker 2: It has, man, Yeah, it feels like kids are busy,
Speaker 2: parents are busy, everyone's busy.
Speaker 5: Everyone there's so much on. This time of year is
Speaker 5: just jam packed with stuff.
Speaker 2: Yes, and I want to hear everything that happened last
Speaker 2: night was trick or treating. I really had to slow
Speaker 2: down and look left and look right on my back
Speaker 2: ally Sally way on the way home because the kids
Speaker 2: were everywhere everywhere, and dads, so many dads into Halloween.
Speaker 5: I know, I like pooh pooed Halloween decorations on the
Speaker 5: house yesterday, But I love trick or treating. I think
Speaker 5: it's so fun and it's fun seeing what everyone dresses
Speaker 5: up as.
Speaker 2: I loved seeing everybody out and about. And you just
Speaker 2: realize that neighborhoods these days are like ghost towns, usually
Speaker 2: high fi. Owner. Good, Now, what'd you do last night?
Speaker 6: Well, we were in Elston weekend. We've got a really
Speaker 6: beautiful school community and every year there's sort of a
Speaker 6: grid of four streets that just go ballistic, so we
Speaker 6: sort of high tails are there after a little bit
Speaker 6: of a costume malfunction between the kids, and then and.
Speaker 7: Then yeah, just crawl the streets and feel their little feet.
Speaker 6: Hurt and they're full of sugar, and then head home again.
Speaker 2: I at about the same time that you were doing that,
Speaker 2: I was receiving photographs of my daughter Peg dressed as
Speaker 2: Theodore from Alvin and the Chipmunks. Inexplicably, I mean, that
Speaker 2: is not a Halloween costume.
Speaker 6: But whatever, you know, I don't think it matters anymore.
Speaker 6: I saw a lot of tradees.
Speaker 7: There was lots of tradees.
Speaker 2: Kid.
Speaker 4: Well, can you imagine my horror?
Speaker 2: I waited six weeks for a bespoke hoodie to arrive
Speaker 2: from America for this child. And the photograph I got
Speaker 2: from the mother that had assembled to look after her
Speaker 2: while I was at work and take a trick or treating.
Speaker 2: The jumper was around her way for you. I just pinch, zoomed,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, what is going on?
Speaker 6: Costume?
Speaker 5: Yes, we are sending you a two hundred dollars frank
Speaker 5: Green gift pack.
Speaker 3: Let's go to Kate.
Speaker 2: Hi, Kate, Kate going good. You're from Frankston.
Speaker 4: Do you see tones and eye around it?
Speaker 2: All? You know?
Speaker 7: I'm South Frankston, But yes, I do see her down
Speaker 7: the beach occasionally.
Speaker 2: There you go. I got one.
Speaker 3: Finally, what did you do for Halloween? Kate?
Speaker 7: Last night? Well? I dressed up as a Purge.
Speaker 4: What's the Purge?
Speaker 7: Ah? It's if you listen to the Purge song you'll
Speaker 7: know what it is. You'll have to go and have
Speaker 7: a listen to it.
Speaker 4: So is it a band?
Speaker 2: Even I don't even understand that.
Speaker 7: It's just a horror movie. It's a Purge. You go
Speaker 7: and look that up. So I had I was sitting
Speaker 7: in home, I dropped the kids, dropped the kids off,
Speaker 7: so I was sitting under the I was sitting on
Speaker 7: the deck handing out the food. Then the kids decided
Speaker 7: they'd finished and they wanted me to pick them up.
Speaker 7: So I put my purg mask on, lasted the music
Speaker 7: out the window, tutored to everyone going along. They looked
Speaker 7: at me like I was a freak, and picked up
Speaker 7: the kids and they had no idea I was picking
Speaker 7: up with this loud music because I love embarrassing my
Speaker 7: children and the blackout and they nearly passed out.
Speaker 1: They didn't.
Speaker 7: They actually ran from the car, so I followed them
Speaker 7: get in and we did it all the way home.
Speaker 7: They all their friends. I've got girls, so all their
Speaker 7: friends were walking past. They try to hide, like you
Speaker 7: can't hide.
Speaker 2: You're in the car on the tape the way that
Speaker 2: you just described everything that went on and then said, oh,
Speaker 2: people looking at me like I was a freak. Do
Speaker 2: you wonder why?
Speaker 5: I know?
Speaker 7: It was fantastic. I loved it. I'm dressing up.
Speaker 3: Kate's a vibe Kate.
Speaker 5: We're going to send you a smart Sense blender combo
Speaker 5: from Mutual at, the number one personal blender brand.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, it's just a word on them.
Speaker 2: They are amazing.
Speaker 3: I know you've got one.
Speaker 2: Oh god, They're so good.
Speaker 3: Now let's finish with the beautiful call of Trish Swanye.
Speaker 2: Hi, Trishy, why are we talking to you?
Speaker 7: Well, I don't want to talk about last night.
Speaker 8: I'm going to talk about Wednesday night and gratitude.
Speaker 2: Oh I love a bit of gratitude. How good does
Speaker 2: it feel?
Speaker 4: You went to cold you cold Play?
Speaker 9: It was awesome?
Speaker 2: That's really awesome. So you won the tickets on this
Speaker 2: show that we gave away.
Speaker 6: The very first day, Yes, in November last year.
Speaker 4: Yeah, when they announced that the tour was coming.
Speaker 6: Yes, and I'm just so grateful it was awesome.
Speaker 2: Who did you go with, Trishy my twelve year old?
Speaker 5: Oh God, so glad to hear it, and thank you
Speaker 5: for calling, Trisha.
Speaker 3: It's nice to hear from people after they've been well.
Speaker 7: It's really important to.
Speaker 3: Say thank you, right.
Speaker 8: The best time.
Speaker 2: I had the best time fair enough, because it's really
Speaker 2: hard to have a good time with your kids sometimes, like.
Speaker 7: To first ever concert and sang every word of every
Speaker 7: song and.
Speaker 3: Absolutely loved it.
Speaker 1: I'm just for amazing and I'm just.
Speaker 3: So grateful to you guys for the prize.
Speaker 2: And I thought, Trish, I get it, and I'm grateful
Speaker 2: to you for telling us because I've always said, twenty
Speaker 2: one years in this industry, my favorite part of it
Speaker 2: is giving, being able to give away these sorts of experiences, and.
Speaker 1: It's just you know, sometimes people take take take, they'll
Speaker 1: never say that.
Speaker 3: Well, Trisha, I want you to take take take even more.
Speaker 5: I'm going to send you a smart Sense blender combo
Speaker 5: from Mutrable at the number one personal blender brand in
Speaker 5: the world.
Speaker 2: Tisha, I'm going to give you the absolute amazing recipe
Speaker 2: for a vanilla thick shake that comes out of that
Speaker 2: thing like you cannot believe.
Speaker 3: I want one now.
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Speaker 4: And it is my birthday on Sunday.
Speaker 3: I can't believe.
Speaker 5: I know this is so cliche to say, how quickly
Speaker 5: are you around? I feel like it was two weeks ago.
Speaker 5: I was organizing a potato cake cake for you.
Speaker 2: I agree, I agree. It feels like it doesn't feel
Speaker 2: like two weeks. I'm really gonna answer, I'm really going
Speaker 2: to interrogate. It feels like four months, Kay, three to
Speaker 2: four months. I can't believe a whole year has flown
Speaker 2: by one. It was a big one last year, it
Speaker 2: was a fifty. And you know accordingly, today, not one card,
Speaker 2: not one bunch of anything here at this building. Not
Speaker 2: one person has said happy birthday Sunday.
Speaker 5: I think it'll be Monday, because Sunday you're closer we're
Speaker 5: closer to your birth on the Monday.
Speaker 3: That's how I say that.
Speaker 2: It's a convenient excuse, that's how that's what my approach is.
Speaker 3: I'm going to give you and provide you with everything
Speaker 3: on Monday. I like it.
Speaker 2: I'm thrilled for it. I'm not a greedy person, but
Speaker 2: I do love a birthday because it reminds me that
Speaker 2: I can see my friends. Do you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a forced reason to do it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, otherwise you just never do.
Speaker 2: You just never ever do. You've got to teach your
Speaker 2: kids absolutely everything. And I realized a few years ago
Speaker 2: that includes thinking of thoughtful presence the people that you love.
Speaker 3: And you are a great gift giver.
Speaker 2: I really love giving.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you're good at it. It's quite a skill. Yeah,
Speaker 5: I really think it is.
Speaker 2: But it's an easy brain shift. Once you master that,
Speaker 2: bang go for it. So I wrote, tell me if
Speaker 2: this defeats the purpose, because kid, my middle son, he's
Speaker 2: a bit of a romantic. He's a bit like me.
Speaker 2: It's good at presents. Thinks about it, they mean something fine,
Speaker 2: peg practical, but always has an idea. Leo thinks that's
Speaker 2: not for him.
Speaker 3: Just s if giving him in general.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like I remember.
Speaker 4: A fe few years ago.
Speaker 2: I said, are you going to write me a card
Speaker 2: or just go and get me something? I said, it's
Speaker 2: not about the money. I'll transfer the money. It's about
Speaker 2: the thought. You've got to learn to think about others
Speaker 2: and what they like and pay attention. He looked to
Speaker 2: me like I had four heads. So he's still a
Speaker 2: work in progress. Anyway, I had to send him a
Speaker 2: letter to send back to me with the instructions. Leo,
Speaker 2: this is a really great idea. It's going to give
Speaker 2: you some clues as to what I want, so much
Speaker 2: so that it's a letter written to me, by me
Speaker 2: from you. I want you to read it, take it in,
Speaker 2: learn something, and then send it back to me if
Speaker 2: you agree. And here is the letter. Oh I love this,
Speaker 2: dear mom. Hi, it's Leo. See I'm setting it up
Speaker 2: so he knows that it's it's me, but it's him,
Speaker 2: it's me. I know what you would really like for
Speaker 2: your birthday is some time to go and see a movie,
Speaker 2: go for a longer walk, or even just read a
Speaker 2: book and drink a cup of tea in the sunshine
Speaker 2: or something. Doesn't that sound like a dream lady. I
Speaker 2: also know that recently I've been working really hard. You've
Speaker 2: been working really hard to think of more and more
Speaker 2: creative ways to make money to keep everybody happy and
Speaker 2: healthy in house.
Speaker 3: Let's get that. Only fans and baby.
Speaker 4: Thank you for that, Mum.
Speaker 3: I've putting it in bit of self love.
Speaker 2: As they say, time is money, and the more that
Speaker 2: you spend working, the less time you have for yourself.
Speaker 2: So this Saturday, here's the pincher.
Speaker 4: This is from Leo.
Speaker 2: This Saturday, I would like to offer you, Mum, two
Speaker 2: whole hours of my immense strength to august eyes and
Speaker 2: move some of the stuff that you've been winging about
Speaker 2: from the garage into the house. If I do that,
Speaker 2: you can save the six hundred dollars that you were
Speaker 2: about to pay the strangers on air Tasker. By doing this,
Speaker 2: you won't have to earn that six hundred dollars and
Speaker 2: you might actually take some time for yourself instead of
Speaker 2: using that time to work more to pay for the
Speaker 2: metal air Tasker. Do you get it? Have a break
Speaker 2: on me, mum, Happy birthday, Mum.
Speaker 3: Love Leo. What was his take?
Speaker 2: I sent it to him on text with first the
Speaker 2: instructions read this and then when you've digested it, send
Speaker 2: it back to me. It had not landed on his
Speaker 2: phone for longer than one second.
Speaker 4: At about straight back.
Speaker 2: That kid did not read it, but see it tomorrow
Speaker 2: between nine and eleven.
Speaker 5: Also, that is just divine manipulation from you. I love
Speaker 5: that so much.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 3: That's how to parent.
Speaker 2: You don't ask, you don't get.
Speaker 5: Hey, next we're going to give away a Disney Line
Speaker 5: cruise in Chrissy and Jack's Voyage to Victory.
Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan Show, The Christy Swan Show.
Speaker 4: You say tomato, I say tomato. You say voyage.
Speaker 2: Jack says voyage to the Chrisy Swatshow let's get someone
Speaker 2: on this cruise Disney Cruise Line now sailing from Australia,
Speaker 2: Chrissy and Jack's voya. Yes, it is sailing from Australia.
Speaker 2: And when it goes, it says.
Speaker 9: All's good.
Speaker 2: That's the best impersonation I did.
Speaker 3: That was the best one you've done this week.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you've really worked.
Speaker 4: On It really means something to me.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 3: You are so welcome.
Speaker 4: Biancha.
Speaker 2: You stole this position from Mandy, who had done it
Speaker 2: two or three times. She was she thought she was
Speaker 2: home and host Biancha, But no, you are the carryover
Speaker 2: champ now anchor.
Speaker 5: You and I are playing to get so you get
Speaker 5: one lifeline in this quiz. If you need me, you've
Speaker 5: just got to buzzing with your name and then you
Speaker 5: can just ask me for help.
Speaker 4: Right, yeah, great, Alisha, you are mine.
Speaker 6: Thank you.
Speaker 7: I'm excited.
Speaker 4: What's your favorite sort of Disney vibe?
Speaker 7: I love all the princesses, do you?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you're going to lose your mind on
Speaker 2: this cruise. It is so PRINCESSI it's really good. You'll
Speaker 2: love it.
Speaker 5: And guys, make sure you go and see mowana Io,
Speaker 5: which is in Cinema's November twenty eight.
Speaker 3: Apparently it is incredible.
Speaker 2: I love my obviously, I haven't seen the second one.
Speaker 2: I love the first one because it's gutsy and also
Speaker 2: it looks to me like there's real bodies in there. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: there's thighs and butts and it's great.
Speaker 3: We love that.
Speaker 5: And also I love a film with an elite soundtrack.
Speaker 5: So good, great as thank you. Our quiz master is
Speaker 5: in the studio swaning Hello, Tom, Hello, Hello.
Speaker 2: How you feeling? Do you want us to speak quietly?
Speaker 2: Are you okay?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 8: I feel great?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 4: Have you come as Cruella de Ville today?
Speaker 3: Potentially run us through what's happening? Tom?
Speaker 8: Okay, we read. I think we should just do it, sho,
Speaker 8: just get into.
Speaker 2: You need to know is that your names are your
Speaker 2: buzzers and get cracking ladies.
Speaker 5: And that someone is going to win this Disney cruise line.
Speaker 5: There is no more carryover champions.
Speaker 8: Is it stuff?
Speaker 2: One of you is winning?
Speaker 3: Question one?
Speaker 8: Who voices the character of Elsa in Frozen Yaka?
Speaker 2: Yes, Bianca, Dina Manzel correct, yes, or if you're John
Speaker 2: Travolted the great.
Speaker 8: Okay? Question number two, This is for the win, Bianca.
Speaker 8: Where does Mowana live.
Speaker 2: Ka?
Speaker 8: Bianca's going all of four?
Speaker 3: Yes, b Anchor.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, oh my god, I'm shaking.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's so exciting. Please tell me who
Speaker 2: else is going to be on your ticket?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, my husband, who are two kids?
Speaker 5: They're going to go nuts?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, let me tell you, Bianca, did you
Speaker 2: know that you can put the kids somewhere and there's
Speaker 2: little adult areas where you can have proper drinks and stuff.
Speaker 1: Don't tell me that I saw people.
Speaker 2: I saw people enjoying themselves with my own eyes. And
Speaker 2: who's their favorite? Who are your kids' favorite characters?
Speaker 1: My Sonny is watching the Classics at the moment, it's
Speaker 1: Jungle Book Underella, so you would not believe it.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I love this so much. You guys
Speaker 2: are just going to have the time of your life.
Speaker 5: Please send us so many photos and videos Bank and
Speaker 5: we want to see what it's like.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I will thank you so much.
Speaker 5: Congratulations and make sure you see my one or two
Speaker 5: which is in Cinema's November twenty eight.
Speaker 1: The Chrissy is One show.
Speaker 2: I've got some exciting news Chrissies Clique game. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: my boobs are tingling like the I can't see that
Speaker 2: you're making that up. Listen to those strings.
Speaker 3: I never got on board with Game of Thrones.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I miss Shack. I think I was
Speaker 2: going through a strange time in my life because I
Speaker 2: remember that that sound was the sound of maybe I'm
Speaker 2: gonna be okay, maybe there is something to look forward to.
Speaker 2: And I think it's because I had three kids under three, right,
Speaker 2: and four jobs and including breakfast radio, and I would
Speaker 2: I think I want to say it was live on
Speaker 2: a Thursday night, okay.
Speaker 3: And you would just hang out, you could watch it.
Speaker 2: You could it was not bingeable like it is now. No,
Speaker 2: you had to wait.
Speaker 3: I love that. That's like how'swives for me get to
Speaker 3: wait every week for.
Speaker 2: So exciting and I reckon it's an important thing to
Speaker 2: try and get your kids into something they've got to
Speaker 2: wait for, because I don't have to wait for anything
Speaker 2: these days.
Speaker 3: No instant gratification always.
Speaker 2: Anyway, Game of Thrones is going to be made into
Speaker 2: a boovie.
Speaker 3: That's massive.
Speaker 2: I feel like going to the cinema now and waiting,
Speaker 2: just sitting there getting my favorite four throw from the
Speaker 2: back middle seat.
Speaker 3: My swan.
Speaker 5: It's in the early stage of development. You'll be sitting
Speaker 5: at that cinema for seven years.
Speaker 2: Never get there too early day, you can never show
Speaker 2: your support. I want a crowd fund this thing. I
Speaker 2: don't know what episode the rare wedding is or what series.
Speaker 2: I think it's early on. Please promise me before we
Speaker 2: part ways, so in the next twenty years.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, that I watched that that you.
Speaker 4: Must watch up until that moment?
Speaker 3: Is it?
Speaker 2: La will?
Speaker 4: You will never forget it?
Speaker 3: It's the real hectic.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've heard of it, but it was so shocking.
Speaker 3: I just don't think it's for me Game of Thrones,
Speaker 3: but anyway, Yeah, look, it.
Speaker 2: Might not be. It might not be.
Speaker 4: It's got some big words.
Speaker 2: Now let's move on to a non celebrity click clickbait.
Speaker 2: Ossie divides with brutal message over revaulting act.
Speaker 5: Oh.
Speaker 2: I mean I'm there because I've seen the top of
Speaker 2: a bin and we are your one stop shop for
Speaker 2: bin content.
Speaker 3: We love bin chat.
Speaker 2: We don't like it when people get angry when you
Speaker 2: put your rubbish in their bin.
Speaker 3: And I mean you are dumpster dive yourself.
Speaker 2: I sure am. Oh my god, I meant to tell you.
Speaker 2: I was talking to Sarah, our boss. Dear listener, imagine
Speaker 2: this the madness of me talking to my boss, one
Speaker 2: of the most important people in this company. She calls me.
Speaker 4: She called me, and I said, sorry, I can't talk now.
Speaker 5: Why don't say because you're dumpster dive in. Oh, that's
Speaker 5: a new load for you, that's a new low.
Speaker 2: Keeps me. I said, I'm pushing a mid century bed
Speaker 2: frame into my boot all on my own.
Speaker 4: Can you imagine how hard that was? Had I got
Speaker 4: an injury.
Speaker 3: Why are you she chunk out of my Was that
Speaker 3: from hard rubbish? Yes, well that serves you right. That
Speaker 3: is the world.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's the universe saying stop getting people's from their
Speaker 5: nature streep and putting it into your house.
Speaker 9: You're never going to do anything with it. And also
Speaker 9: take Sarah's call. I did. I did take it, and
Speaker 9: I just told her that I was busy. I was busy,
Speaker 9: and I'd call her back and I did.
Speaker 3: Booked and busy.
Speaker 2: Anyway, I drove home with my face right up against
Speaker 2: the windscreen because the bed was behind my head. Anyway,
Speaker 2: how about this? A fed up homeowner in Perth has
Speaker 2: laid down the ground rules with dumpster divers looked to
Speaker 2: cash in on recyclable cans because in the wa and
Speaker 2: say you get cash for your cans.
Speaker 3: Like the five or ten cents?
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah right, And she wrote very very simply on
Speaker 2: the top of her weely bin and I don't want
Speaker 2: to cause offense to anybody in Perth, but I am
Speaker 2: going to do quite a strong accent here, please, she
Speaker 2: wrote in sharpie ten cent warriors, if all cans and
Speaker 2: bottles have been recycled.
Speaker 4: And I have been off the pit.
Speaker 2: The Crissy Swan shows well as the sun sets. On
Speaker 2: my fiftieth year. On Sunday morning, I wake up one
Speaker 2: hundred and forty five years old. No, it's my birthday
Speaker 2: on Sunday, and I'm really excited because I've I've taken
Speaker 2: control and I've planned the whole thing. Here's what I'm
Speaker 2: doing Sunday. It's well, I'm having two birthdays. Okay, I'm
Speaker 2: having Sunday with my mom and sister and my best friends,
Speaker 2: and then on Saturday, just me and my signets, my
Speaker 2: little babies.
Speaker 3: And what are you doing on Saturday?
Speaker 2: Waking up nice and early, It's going to be a
Speaker 2: warm and lovely day. We're going out for breakfast. I
Speaker 2: said to them, I haven't been out for breakfast for ages.
Speaker 2: And Peg said, well, we go to your favorite place,
Speaker 2: wink wink, And I said, yes we will. And she
Speaker 2: said do you think they will serve carbonara at nine am?
Speaker 2: And I said, I reckon, you might be in luck.
Speaker 2: Then we're coming home. We're going to do our two
Speaker 2: hours of heavy lifting of stuff for mummy. Go ahead.
Speaker 2: Then we are going to plug in the kitchen aid
Speaker 2: and make my triple a coconut cake and I'm going
Speaker 2: to teach them. I'm going to pass on that recipe.
Speaker 2: That is an ultimate gift for me. Then I'm gonna
Speaker 2: stoke up the barbie for dinner and I'm making my
Speaker 2: original quarter pounders.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's an elite day.
Speaker 2: It's the best day.
Speaker 4: And then I might finish it with Borat. Oh great
Speaker 4: love Borat.
Speaker 3: I haven't seen that film for ages.
Speaker 2: Oh God, it's so funny. I could watch it every
Speaker 2: day for the rest of my life. In fact, Kit
Speaker 2: and I probably do. It was the happiest day of
Speaker 2: my life when Kit, in particular, when I realized I
Speaker 2: was like, oh, you're old enough for Borat. Sit down, son.
Speaker 3: Whack it on.
Speaker 4: So funny.
Speaker 5: Hey, thirteen twenty four to ten. Next increases Quizzy. We
Speaker 5: have our final invites to see this guy, the Kid
Speaker 5: the Roy live in Nova's Red Room. Jump on the line,
Speaker 5: and we should also mention here, Swani, I'm very proud
Speaker 5: of you that you made it to Coldplay last night.
Speaker 2: I did it.
Speaker 5: You saw some live music and those left in Melbourne,
Speaker 5: Sydney still to see the shows. You are in for
Speaker 5: an absolute tree sure Friday. Here on the Christy Swan Show, The.
Speaker 1: Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: You're listening to the Chrissy Swan Show on Nova, and
Speaker 2: that song my Friends is a banger.
Speaker 3: It sure is.
Speaker 1: Chrissy's quizzy.
Speaker 2: It never fails to bring a smile to my face
Speaker 2: and I sing it very well in the Toyota.
Speaker 3: Give us some live vocals.
Speaker 2: Careda Tom can't even see.
Speaker 3: Straight, he's a bit tight TI.
Speaker 2: All right, well we digress. We're talking about Neo and Zum.
Speaker 2: Excuse because we should be talking about the kid LaRoy
Speaker 2: who is headlining a Nova Red Room exclusive invites up
Speaker 2: for grabs. It can only be you, Samantha or you Melissa.
Speaker 7: Are who h yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's pretend we're there and we've got our in butt,
Speaker 2: We've got our free drink.
Speaker 4: Whoa Kate's going?
Speaker 2: Everybody settled down, you know like they do.
Speaker 3: The host, Yes.
Speaker 4: Hosts, isn't she? I don't know who's hosting it? Who knows?
Speaker 5: Maybe Meltrasina, maybe maybe Smallsy, maybe.
Speaker 3: Smallsy the great Man.
Speaker 2: Maybe it's you Jack and you're just hiding your light
Speaker 2: under a bushel.
Speaker 5: Sarah and BT our bosses. If you're listening, can you
Speaker 5: please make me host so then you can fly me
Speaker 5: up to go.
Speaker 3: I really want to see the kid Larroy.
Speaker 2: And you know I haven't got my invite because I'm
Speaker 2: fifty one. Alright, Samantha, we see Samantha v Melissa.
Speaker 4: May the best lady win your names, your buzzers.
Speaker 2: It's the best five. Being the first person to get
Speaker 2: three ounces Crep wins the game off to see the
Speaker 2: kid LaRoy.
Speaker 3: Black As is hosting.
Speaker 2: I'm told, oh, perfect, what's your number? One? Who else
Speaker 2: features on the song? Stay alongside the kid LaRoy.
Speaker 3: Guys, you can't be kid Leroy fans and not know this.
Speaker 2: Come on, even I know this.
Speaker 7: Is my daughter.
Speaker 3: Justin bab oh.
Speaker 2: Dear, there is going to be a revolt. Question number two.
Speaker 2: A big day for horse racing tomorrow, Derby Day takes
Speaker 2: place at Flemington Racecourse in Melbourne.
Speaker 4: What's the dress code?
Speaker 7: Melissa?
Speaker 3: Melissa is black and white.
Speaker 4: It is black and white.
Speaker 2: Correct? Question number three? What does the QR stand for
Speaker 2: in QR code? God, we must have said this a
Speaker 2: billion times and I did not. No, never, it is
Speaker 2: It is a quick response. The quick response code makes sense?
Speaker 3: Question number four.
Speaker 2: Twenty years ago today, Siara released this song again, even
Speaker 2: Tom's flatlining and even he has to sound.
Speaker 3: Do you know the name of the song Ladies?
Speaker 2: It is, of course the Great one two Step Ah.
Speaker 3: This quiz sucks.
Speaker 2: Question number five in here does in which Australian state
Speaker 2: was the kid LaRoy Bourne?
Speaker 3: You talked over them and I don't know who got
Speaker 3: in first?
Speaker 5: Tom, who was it? Samantha, Samantha. I'm that's not a
Speaker 5: d's a city day?
Speaker 2: Who gets that?
Speaker 3: So we've got one point to Melissa, one point to Samantha.
Speaker 5: Whoever gets this next question correct wins the game so
Speaker 5: that we haven't lost every listener.
Speaker 3: That listens to this show.
Speaker 4: They sound very similar, don't they?
Speaker 3: They do which.
Speaker 2: Car manifest So this is it for the win because
Speaker 2: Jack is done. Which car manufacturer makes a people mover
Speaker 2: called the Carnival? Amanda, Yes, Samantha for the Wina it
Speaker 2: is the key.
Speaker 5: Well donelation, Samantha. You will be going to see the
Speaker 5: kid Leroy live in Nova's Red Room. It's Friday, and
Speaker 5: everyone is up and about and we're happy to be here.
Speaker 2: And it's Alex Warren and Ellen Henderson who didn't get
Speaker 2: the memo The Chrissy Swan Show in our sometimes you know, X, oh, no,
Speaker 2: you've never had an ex partner.
Speaker 4: I have had exits, and.
Speaker 2: You know, and I've had nearly nearly beans and all
Speaker 2: of that. And some of question that people that want
Speaker 2: to be in your life often ask you is what
Speaker 2: are you thinking of? Like they might catch you, like,
Speaker 2: you know, at the kitchen table or sitting in the
Speaker 2: passenger seat of their car just looking outside, and they'll go,
Speaker 2: penny for your thoughts. And I've never known how to
Speaker 2: answer that, because my brain is an unusual masque, it's
Speaker 2: an unusual thing.
Speaker 5: It could have been quite scary for some people if
Speaker 5: you started to run through and list what you're thinking.
Speaker 2: I agree, but it's only because it's the only you know, geography.
Speaker 2: I know I'm very safe in there, but for most
Speaker 2: people it would be like, you know, walking through Gotham
Speaker 2: City at midnight with a bat on the loose. What
Speaker 2: I thought I would do is sometimes I go I
Speaker 2: can hear in my mind. There was an old song
Speaker 2: from the sixties called Windmills of my Mind. And I
Speaker 2: don't know why I know, because I wasn't even around
Speaker 2: in the sixties, but I think it's such an iconic
Speaker 2: song that it goes lag a circle in a spiral
Speaker 2: l like like a wheel within a wheel. And I
Speaker 2: remember even knowing it, like five years old, hearing that
Speaker 2: song like my dad playing it or something. I'm Vinyl going,
Speaker 2: that's my brain. You relate to that like a spiral
Speaker 2: and a spiral like a wheel within a wheel. And
Speaker 2: then the word the words go never ending up beginning
Speaker 2: legs on danging wheel. I'm like, yes, that's me. That's
Speaker 2: how my brain works. And so I thought I would
Speaker 2: give you an insight because you know me pretty well.
Speaker 2: But you have never been inside my head.
Speaker 3: No, I haven't, and.
Speaker 2: I have, I guess sort of created the machinery, the
Speaker 2: technology for you to come inside my head, wow, and
Speaker 2: understand what it's like to spend a minute in there.
Speaker 4: Would you like to come into this?
Speaker 3: I'm scared, I'm reluctant, but let's.
Speaker 4: Enter the windmills of my mind.
Speaker 1: In the windows of.
Speaker 2: My computer. Keyboard feels too small, Wabe, my hands are
Speaker 2: too big. He's Japanese washy tape, the same stickiness as
Speaker 2: masking tape. Linel Richie stares at his reflection in the
Speaker 2: mirror and says, I'm Linel Richie before he goes on stage.
Speaker 2: That's true, direct debits, hate them two Iesight goes downhill quickly.
Speaker 2: The Irish name Sirsha is spelt s Ao ri s e.
Speaker 2: The s must be pronounced. That's another Irish name. Duel chair,
Speaker 2: de leche structure, a tiller technically a cheese or is
Speaker 2: it part of the cream family? Those towels I love
Speaker 2: from Adairs might actually be on sale? Now?
Speaker 1: Where can I watch Borat for free?
Speaker 3: Wow?
Speaker 1: In windows of your mind?
Speaker 2: Do you think you know me a little better?
Speaker 3: I think you have probably lost your mind.
Speaker 5: I think us collectively today have lost both of our minds.
Speaker 2: Anybody think like that? Because any does that relate? Do
Speaker 2: you relate to that at all? As your brain like that?
Speaker 5: I want to say yes to make you feel better,
Speaker 5: but none.
Speaker 2: Else is his.
Speaker 1: Chrissy Swan show.
Speaker 2: Now it's never ever too late to send us nasty messages.
Speaker 1: Get on it, Chrissy's correspondence.
Speaker 4: Jack, you are interruble. Why yesterday, Jack.
Speaker 2: You said that anyone that dresses their house up in
Speaker 2: the theme like Halloween should be shot on site.
Speaker 4: I think that was the word to you.
Speaker 2: It's Jacky and I hate you well. Libby has a problem.
Speaker 2: She says, Jack, you are so wrong about Halloween decorations.
Speaker 2: How else do the kids know that you're okay to
Speaker 2: have trick or treaders? That is a good point.
Speaker 3: She's got me there.
Speaker 2: Well, also, how do you like disseminate that information? Because
Speaker 2: I went trick or treating with my kids when they
Speaker 2: were little. I didn't know that you only go to
Speaker 2: the houses that have got stuff out the front, didn't
Speaker 2: I know. I ended like walking down the wall wave
Speaker 2: an old man's hat. It was a hot day and
Speaker 2: the door was open, and I just thought everybody did, yeah,
Speaker 2: let's go. So I just went in on like trickle treat,
Speaker 2: trick or treat, we want something they do eat And
Speaker 2: he's like, get the lay away, And I said, oh,
Speaker 2: you're not.
Speaker 4: You're not into Halloween.
Speaker 3: That's a great point.
Speaker 4: That's a real future by the point to me, old curmudgeon.
Speaker 2: Anyway, she says, we only go to houses and have
Speaker 2: clear decorations. We don't want to bother the ones like you.
Speaker 3: Well, babe, you will get into my apartment anyway.
Speaker 5: Hate Halloween, don't hate Halloween. Hate decorations on people's.
Speaker 2: Houses, so people can get into your apartment with the
Speaker 2: aberites guy that you force to take seven different flights
Speaker 2: of stairs and codes.
Speaker 3: I hate having to go and meet them.
Speaker 2: Another Halloween related message from Trevor. We need to do
Speaker 2: a whole phone topic on that. Another Halloween related a
Speaker 2: message from trev Trevor says, while listening to the show earlier,
Speaker 2: I was horrified to hear Jack say Halloween was American.
Speaker 2: I'm just imagining. I'm just imagining that. Trevor's like that,
Speaker 2: it's time to do summary.
Speaker 3: Research, Jack, What is it? Where does it come direct?
Speaker 2: This lack of knowledge on the origins of this entry.
Speaker 2: It looks like you've just had a work done, He says,
Speaker 2: Oil shoved no, showing he's clearly possessed by the devil.
Speaker 3: Has something happened to Trevor.
Speaker 2: He's like one of those gargoyles at the top of
Speaker 2: the building at the end of Ghostbusters, and that's what
Speaker 2: they say, Oil Shah.
Speaker 3: I swear Halloween is America. No, I'm obviously wrong.
Speaker 2: No, it wouldn't be. It's like Irish pagan Celtic. It's Celtic,
Speaker 2: of course, isn't it. I don't know, but this conversation,
Speaker 2: no I know, I mean what Trevor means, is you know,
Speaker 2: like Christmas isn't American either, but Santa Claus is a
Speaker 2: Coca Cola invention.
Speaker 6: Got it?
Speaker 2: Everything leads back to Moroca Miracle. We've been having lots
Speaker 2: of bin chats of late, and I am ashamed to
Speaker 2: say it.
Speaker 4: I could talk about bins all day long.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I really could.
Speaker 5: You're obsessed with them, I know. But it's the best
Speaker 5: thing about living in an apartment, the bin shoot. I
Speaker 5: will forever live in an apartment purely to not have
Speaker 5: to walk outside to a bin.
Speaker 4: I do love it.
Speaker 2: When I go and visit the major on the Gold Coast,
Speaker 2: we've got a bin shoot and it just seems like
Speaker 2: we're so rich.
Speaker 3: Chef's kiss.
Speaker 4: Yes, you never have to tie the bag.
Speaker 2: You I know, would never divide your recycling in your guard.
Speaker 2: But it all goes down and stay, which brings us
Speaker 2: to this message Lauren, because if no one can see you,
Speaker 2: what does the matter?
Speaker 3: Correct?
Speaker 2: I mean, what does your dad say, what does David say?
Speaker 2: Go to the same place anyway?
Speaker 3: The same place?
Speaker 2: Well, Lauren begs to differ because we had somebody call
Speaker 2: in and say that she was shamed. She had to
Speaker 2: go through her she got a note from her counsel saying, oh,
Speaker 2: you've put a bag in there, which I do all
Speaker 2: the time. By the way. Anyway, she says, you've got
Speaker 2: to be careful. You can't put the plastic bags in
Speaker 2: with the recycling because it means that entire load doesn't
Speaker 2: get recycled. Okay, fair enough, And she says she's a proud, proud.
Speaker 3: Bin nerd that on your laws.
Speaker 2: Let's finish with enjoying life. Enjoying life commented on a
Speaker 2: photograph of your gorgeous, shapely and tanned legs. Jack, Oh,
Speaker 2: that is you, isn't it. No?
Speaker 3: I think they commented on you in the back because
Speaker 3: you were in the background. Wasn't it about you? Was
Speaker 3: it about me?
Speaker 2: I just read the comment whose solarium does she use?
Speaker 2: And I thought it was talking about your legs.
Speaker 5: I think it's talking about you in the back because
Speaker 5: you're so taed ha ha.
Speaker 2: I would never use a solarium. I get my tan
Speaker 2: the real way, like in Bali.
Speaker 1: The Crissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: If you're anything like us, you're still basking in the
Speaker 2: after glow of Coldplay. And if you're lucky enough to
Speaker 2: have tickets for the next shows, have the best.
Speaker 1: Time Chrissy's click fait Ah.
Speaker 2: Yes, Ed Sheeran, can I confess I love Ed Sheeran.
Speaker 2: Who doesn't.
Speaker 4: I mean, it's just it's not possible not to like it.
Speaker 5: No, especially in these corridors. Swanny, he's the god of Nova.
Speaker 2: He's the god of Nova, but he seems like a
Speaker 2: thoroughly decent man. He does, and I obviously know all
Speaker 2: the words all these songs. I've never had to actually
Speaker 2: stream his music because I get six or seven songs
Speaker 2: a day because I only listen to Nova. Yes, I
Speaker 2: did not enjoy the names of his last four albums. Ah.
Speaker 4: I did not like it.
Speaker 2: The Plus minus subtract.
Speaker 4: They just didn't.
Speaker 2: Identify the songs in it. I don't know where shape
Speaker 2: of view is? Is that in subtract? Is it on?
Speaker 4: Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: That's fantastic point.
Speaker 2: You're right, whereas like we know, don't panic is on? Parashis?
Speaker 2: Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 4: You just sort of know you put the songs.
Speaker 3: Absolutely stupid Girls by Pink It's on I'm not dead.
Speaker 4: We don't talk about short Mendez later anyway.
Speaker 2: He has said that all along that series of Plus
Speaker 2: and Minus and mathematical symbols was written on his body.
Speaker 2: He's got tattoos of those things, and then he used
Speaker 2: them on the albums he has said. The next series
Speaker 2: of albums, the next theme, yeah, are currently hidden Animalia style.
Speaker 2: Do you remember that?
Speaker 3: I love it?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, looking back now, I know that that
Speaker 2: was just my mum wanting to get rid of me.
Speaker 3: Really, yeah, what do you mean if.
Speaker 2: You give a kid animalia, you will not see or
Speaker 2: hear from them for two hours in the corners looking
Speaker 2: for the cheetah or looking for the jag.
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, sorry, palm tree quickly the two cares of
Speaker 5: an iPad back then exactly.
Speaker 2: Anyway, it's somewhere on his body, and we're going to
Speaker 2: have a crack of deciphering this code.
Speaker 4: But first we're gonna hear what he has to say.
Speaker 8: So I got plus multiply divide and some tracks tattooed
Speaker 8: around my wrist.
Speaker 5: Equals came in there a bit later. But the next
Speaker 5: symbols have been in my arm for thirteen years as well,
Speaker 5: and I saw.
Speaker 9: That serious next year.
Speaker 2: It.
Speaker 3: I guess that's kind of prison break of me, isn't it?
Speaker 2: Clues it is? Now I've got a few ideas. I
Speaker 2: can see the picture of a big lion head and
Speaker 2: the picture of a shark. So maybe it's after iconic movies.
Speaker 2: Maybe there's one going to be called the Lion King.
Speaker 2: It's one of be called called Jaws. You know, maybe
Speaker 2: that's the theme.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's also got photo frames on his back. Maybe
Speaker 5: he's going to name the albums after different photography brands
Speaker 5: like Kodak.
Speaker 4: Callon Kodak sounds cooler than Hanna.
Speaker 3: I know, I liked Kodak.
Speaker 2: And what else have we got here? I know there's
Speaker 2: a little there's a few mentions of sauces here, heinz, ketchup,
Speaker 2: et cetera. Maybe it's a series based on condiments mustard, Ali,
Speaker 2: tributary salt. Salt's a cool name, salt pepper. I feel
Speaker 2: like that's been done before anyway.
Speaker 3: I like this little tidbit Ed's given us.
Speaker 2: I do too. There's a koala. Maybe it's animals koala keiwed.
Speaker 2: There's a kiwi there, New Zealand.
Speaker 4: There's a gecko.
Speaker 3: No animals feels a bit snaw. It's a bit kitty.
Speaker 2: I could really play this.
Speaker 3: Everyone.
Speaker 4: Let's move on to sean At Mendez.
Speaker 2: He revealed in a very long and labored monologue to
Speaker 2: a live show at Colorado's Red Rug that he still
Speaker 2: doesn't really know where he stands with his sexuality and
Speaker 2: not sure he's still working it out. Basically said, I
Speaker 2: was busy at fifteen when everyone else was sorting it.
Speaker 2: I was busy being a global superstar, and I'm trying
Speaker 2: to sort it out now. I kept on saying to you,
Speaker 2: isn't he going out with Camilla Cabeo. Not that there's
Speaker 2: anything wrong with that, but I just wanted to know
Speaker 2: that she was across his fluid sexuality.
Speaker 3: Because like being with someone in a heterosexual couple.
Speaker 5: Yeah, for him to go on stage and say that,
Speaker 5: I can't imagine they would be together like it was
Speaker 5: quite It's just not something I think she would want.
Speaker 2: Well, that's very old fashioned of you, because what's to
Speaker 2: say that she is not as equally progressive?
Speaker 3: True?
Speaker 2: Do you know what I mean? If she's the same
Speaker 2: and she understands what that.
Speaker 3: Is, yeah, maybe she'd be down with it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 2: I think a lot of people these days, a lot
Speaker 2: of young people have been raised with that sort of
Speaker 2: tolerance and understanding. It's no big deal.
Speaker 4: It's nothing they have to get their head around.
Speaker 2: I don't think. But he sat down for an interview,
Speaker 2: and I always forget the specific magazine. This one's New
Speaker 2: York Times, and he said that Journo says, almost unprompted,
Speaker 2: Sean talks at length about Kebeo, whom he dated for
Speaker 2: several years, past tense. He says, you know that I'm
Speaker 2: learning about love with her. If anything goes, if anything
Speaker 2: went wrong with my family, she would be the first
Speaker 2: person I would call.
Speaker 3: So they're still like best mates.
Speaker 2: Then, well, I just love that because you know, friendship
Speaker 2: is the real superpower.
Speaker 3: It is. It's the best ships.
Speaker 4: You're my friend. You have the most beautiful weekend.
Speaker 5: Thank you, I charline you as well have the best birthday.
Speaker 5: Enjoy actually eating at a restaurant. Christy Swie, be it
Speaker 5: at your.
Speaker 2: House and I am making my triple layer coconut cake
Speaker 2: for myself.
Speaker 4: You like me to bring some in?
Speaker 2: Tom? Would you like some? I'll wake up Jesus christ.
Speaker 3: Also the Races.
Speaker 2: Yes, all right, I check our check there you Monday.
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