1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:02,680 Speaker 1: Coming up on relatables, what's the weirdest way you've been 2 00:00:02,759 --> 00:00:03,000 Speaker 1: hit on? 3 00:00:03,040 --> 00:00:06,360 Speaker 2: And did it work? Here comes the aeroplane before kissing me. 4 00:00:06,559 --> 00:00:10,000 Speaker 1: Shut up, Shut the fuck up, you did? Did it work? 5 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:10,400 Speaker 1: It works? 6 00:00:13,160 --> 00:00:16,800 Speaker 3: I'm going to do it to my girlfriend tonight. I'm 7 00:00:16,800 --> 00:00:18,040 Speaker 3: going to do that to my missus A. 8 00:00:18,280 --> 00:00:23,600 Speaker 1: That's so funny. 9 00:00:30,200 --> 00:00:33,360 Speaker 2: The Relatables podcast is hosted by it Mister Jake Craig 10 00:00:33,520 --> 00:00:37,720 Speaker 2: aka Daddy and myself Audie Clark aka Mummy. Thank you 11 00:00:37,720 --> 00:00:39,920 Speaker 2: everybody for tuning in once again. You guys are the 12 00:00:39,960 --> 00:00:40,760 Speaker 2: baddies listening. 13 00:00:41,400 --> 00:00:44,199 Speaker 1: Starting today's episode off with a nice message from Patreon. 14 00:00:44,240 --> 00:00:46,519 Speaker 1: If you're not a Patreon already, go hit it up. 15 00:00:47,479 --> 00:00:51,360 Speaker 1: Erica chessil Chessl. That's a beautiful name, Erica Chessl. I 16 00:00:51,479 --> 00:00:53,920 Speaker 1: like that name. Hey, guys, just finished listening to the 17 00:00:54,440 --> 00:00:57,640 Speaker 1: How Delusional Are Men episode on Spotify. I like the 18 00:00:57,680 --> 00:01:00,520 Speaker 1: deep chat around identity and I was thinking, don't put 19 00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:03,800 Speaker 1: too much pressure on yourselves to be perfectly disciplined. You 20 00:01:03,880 --> 00:01:05,920 Speaker 1: guys are doing great, and be sure to give yourself 21 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:08,880 Speaker 1: credit for all the things you are doing. Personally, when 22 00:01:08,880 --> 00:01:11,039 Speaker 1: I think about my identity, I think about all the 23 00:01:11,080 --> 00:01:13,759 Speaker 1: things I enjoy or the experiences I've had growing up, 24 00:01:13,959 --> 00:01:16,120 Speaker 1: who I surround myself with, and the person I'd like 25 00:01:16,200 --> 00:01:18,600 Speaker 1: to be. But I enjoyed the simplicity of what Jake 26 00:01:18,680 --> 00:01:22,960 Speaker 1: said of just doing your best. Much love as Erica. 27 00:01:23,240 --> 00:01:25,840 Speaker 1: That was very nice, pulling on the heart strings already, 28 00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:27,600 Speaker 1: So everyone could take something away from that. She was 29 00:01:27,600 --> 00:01:30,840 Speaker 1: giving us a nice compliment. But everyone out there, just 30 00:01:31,400 --> 00:01:32,520 Speaker 1: give yourself some credit. 31 00:01:32,560 --> 00:01:35,399 Speaker 2: You know what I took away from that? What sub 32 00:01:35,440 --> 00:01:35,920 Speaker 2: a Jake fan? 33 00:01:36,040 --> 00:01:39,279 Speaker 1: Sub the Patreon and go listen to that Spotify episode? 34 00:01:39,440 --> 00:01:39,640 Speaker 4: Yeah? 35 00:01:39,680 --> 00:01:49,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, but what are we doing this week? We've 36 00:01:49,040 --> 00:01:52,840 Speaker 1: got what's the weirdest way someone has hit on you? 37 00:01:53,240 --> 00:01:57,880 Speaker 1: And did it work? And I'm surprised that some of 38 00:01:57,920 --> 00:02:02,520 Speaker 1: these work, Jake. I actually a lot of them didn't, 39 00:02:02,800 --> 00:02:03,920 Speaker 1: but some of them did. 40 00:02:04,440 --> 00:02:06,480 Speaker 2: I think I wish like they could attach a picture 41 00:02:06,520 --> 00:02:08,680 Speaker 2: of the dude who said it true, because I beat you. 42 00:02:08,680 --> 00:02:09,800 Speaker 2: This some pretty privilege going in. 43 00:02:09,800 --> 00:02:12,080 Speaker 1: These dudes can get away with a lot of stuff. 44 00:02:14,320 --> 00:02:17,920 Speaker 2: You can say anything you go first, Okay, saying I 45 00:02:17,960 --> 00:02:21,000 Speaker 2: look like his wife, that's. 46 00:02:20,880 --> 00:02:25,680 Speaker 1: Kind of smooth, you reckon, No, that's cheating, cheating, Yeah, 47 00:02:25,840 --> 00:02:26,959 Speaker 1: saying I look like his wife. 48 00:02:27,080 --> 00:02:29,040 Speaker 2: Yeah, So this guy's married. 49 00:02:29,080 --> 00:02:31,359 Speaker 1: No, I have a feeling he's single. And he's like saying, like, oh, 50 00:02:31,440 --> 00:02:34,280 Speaker 1: you look like my wife, Like what I want my 51 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:36,760 Speaker 1: wife to be. I took it as he's got a 52 00:02:36,800 --> 00:02:41,240 Speaker 1: wife and said, you look like my wife. Maybe I 53 00:02:41,240 --> 00:02:44,440 Speaker 1: think yours is right. Okay, that is smooth. That is good. 54 00:02:44,480 --> 00:02:47,800 Speaker 1: That's good. H weirdest way someone has hit on. You 55 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:51,880 Speaker 1: told me sleeping with the ginger was on his bucket 56 00:02:51,919 --> 00:02:55,119 Speaker 1: list and it didn't work. Oh, thank god, thank god. 57 00:02:55,160 --> 00:03:00,359 Speaker 1: How bad he didn't let that work? Thank god? Damn. Oh, 58 00:03:00,400 --> 00:03:04,520 Speaker 1: what's the weirdest way you've been hit on? The one's weird? Charlie. 59 00:03:04,639 --> 00:03:09,080 Speaker 2: I'll let you bite my finger. Yeah, yes, it worked. 60 00:03:09,080 --> 00:03:10,040 Speaker 2: I thought it was hilarious. 61 00:03:12,800 --> 00:03:16,760 Speaker 1: Ouch, Charlie. Charlie hit my finger? Was that one of 62 00:03:16,880 --> 00:03:20,040 Speaker 1: like the original viral video that was It wasn't on 63 00:03:20,160 --> 00:03:22,399 Speaker 1: vine it must have been vine it was I honestly, 64 00:03:22,600 --> 00:03:24,960 Speaker 1: I'm thinking it was just on Facebook because it was 65 00:03:25,320 --> 00:03:28,000 Speaker 1: a vine six seconds max. And that video was like 66 00:03:28,040 --> 00:03:28,480 Speaker 1: a minute. 67 00:03:28,520 --> 00:03:30,720 Speaker 2: That's still in my head that Charlie did the picture 68 00:03:31,960 --> 00:03:32,400 Speaker 2: and he's like. 69 00:03:32,600 --> 00:03:36,920 Speaker 3: Oh, oh, what a funny video. 70 00:03:38,040 --> 00:03:43,960 Speaker 2: We should recreate that weirdest way you've been hit on? 71 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:44,760 Speaker 2: And did it work? 72 00:03:45,720 --> 00:03:50,960 Speaker 1: He told me my hands look like pizza crust because 73 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:54,560 Speaker 1: I have chubby fingers. It worked. 74 00:04:00,680 --> 00:04:02,560 Speaker 2: What's gone through some men's minds? 75 00:04:02,560 --> 00:04:05,360 Speaker 1: A like, what do you mean? Bro? It works? 76 00:04:05,800 --> 00:04:07,840 Speaker 2: But still like one thing that goes up like a 77 00:04:07,840 --> 00:04:09,480 Speaker 2: girl even if she's got chubby hand yet, Wow, that 78 00:04:09,480 --> 00:04:11,560 Speaker 2: looks like some pizza pizza cross and you voice that, 79 00:04:11,920 --> 00:04:12,440 Speaker 2: you voice that. 80 00:04:12,400 --> 00:04:15,000 Speaker 1: Opinion, your hands look like pizza cruss. I just want to. 81 00:04:16,800 --> 00:04:18,039 Speaker 2: I just want to put it in my mouth, like 82 00:04:18,040 --> 00:04:18,839 Speaker 2: what the fuck? 83 00:04:21,279 --> 00:04:21,479 Speaker 1: Man? 84 00:04:21,760 --> 00:04:23,360 Speaker 2: What's the weirdest way you've been hit on? And did 85 00:04:23,400 --> 00:04:26,440 Speaker 2: it work? Here comes the aeroplane before kissing me. 86 00:04:26,640 --> 00:04:30,039 Speaker 1: Shut up, Shut the fuck up? You did did it work? 87 00:04:30,080 --> 00:04:30,480 Speaker 1: It works. 88 00:04:33,240 --> 00:04:37,000 Speaker 3: I'm going to do to my girlfriend tonight. I'm going 89 00:04:37,040 --> 00:04:39,520 Speaker 3: to do that to my missus. A that's so funny. 90 00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:41,440 Speaker 1: I've done it with food to my missus. But no 91 00:04:41,720 --> 00:04:44,720 Speaker 1: you haven't. My god, I still haven't dacked my missus yet. 92 00:04:44,760 --> 00:04:46,440 Speaker 1: I keep forget. You gotta do it. I gotta. She's 93 00:04:46,400 --> 00:04:47,760 Speaker 1: gotta be wearing like pajamas or tracking. 94 00:04:48,240 --> 00:04:50,039 Speaker 2: Oh you even try their tight pants and just face 95 00:04:50,520 --> 00:04:51,800 Speaker 2: when I first go you gotta get away there. 96 00:04:51,839 --> 00:04:54,159 Speaker 1: I really the first guy wanted to be ankles, like 97 00:04:54,240 --> 00:04:56,040 Speaker 1: I wanted to be full ankles, and I just wanted 98 00:04:56,080 --> 00:04:57,960 Speaker 1: to be like, what the the best technique? 99 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:00,000 Speaker 2: Daker photo of it? You look at your phone, take 100 00:05:00,040 --> 00:05:02,200 Speaker 2: a photo. But then once it's a consistent thing that 101 00:05:02,200 --> 00:05:03,919 Speaker 2: you're doing, do it on any pants. And if you 102 00:05:03,960 --> 00:05:07,200 Speaker 2: do it when she's wearing like tight pants, you're like, ah, yeah, okay. 103 00:05:06,960 --> 00:05:08,440 Speaker 1: She'll get your Yeah, she'll be like, I go, yah, 104 00:05:10,080 --> 00:05:11,720 Speaker 1: what's the weirdest way you've been hit on? And did 105 00:05:11,760 --> 00:05:16,240 Speaker 1: it work? Invited me out for office drinks. It was 106 00:05:16,440 --> 00:05:20,040 Speaker 1: just him and I. Three years later, I'm pretty sure 107 00:05:20,040 --> 00:05:23,920 Speaker 1: it worked. Oh been together for three years. Someone's smooth. 108 00:05:23,960 --> 00:05:25,839 Speaker 1: I like that one, just off the strings. I think 109 00:05:25,839 --> 00:05:27,920 Speaker 1: that was good. That's not that weird. It's not a 110 00:05:27,960 --> 00:05:29,640 Speaker 1: weird one. She was like, that's good. 111 00:05:29,640 --> 00:05:32,160 Speaker 2: It's a useful little team off for strings. Yeah, because 112 00:05:32,160 --> 00:05:34,600 Speaker 2: it doesn't sound sus Oh yeah, I drink. If you 113 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:35,640 Speaker 2: said you want to have a drink, you know you 114 00:05:35,640 --> 00:05:37,520 Speaker 2: can tell his intentions. But you say office drinks, You're like. 115 00:05:37,839 --> 00:05:41,159 Speaker 1: Off, we're all going out. Came a to team rapport, 116 00:05:41,440 --> 00:05:46,120 Speaker 1: you know, team building, Yeah, team bonding, let's have sex. Well, 117 00:05:46,120 --> 00:05:47,960 Speaker 1: it's so weird. Were the only ones. I invited everyone 118 00:05:47,960 --> 00:05:50,560 Speaker 1: on LinkedIn. We're the only ones that came. Yeah, how 119 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:51,440 Speaker 1: weird is that? Well? 120 00:05:51,440 --> 00:05:52,960 Speaker 2: We may as well stay for one or two. It's 121 00:05:52,960 --> 00:05:55,760 Speaker 2: on the company cart. We must have a connection. We're 122 00:05:55,800 --> 00:05:56,920 Speaker 2: the only two that got the message. 123 00:05:56,960 --> 00:06:00,560 Speaker 1: It's so weird. They're trying to set us up. Something 124 00:06:00,800 --> 00:06:07,960 Speaker 1: here comes here. Fine, what's the weirdest way you've been 125 00:06:08,040 --> 00:06:10,400 Speaker 1: hit on? And did it work? This one's good? 126 00:06:10,520 --> 00:06:13,200 Speaker 2: Oh told me that his mom would say I was 127 00:06:13,200 --> 00:06:14,239 Speaker 2: too good for him. 128 00:06:14,720 --> 00:06:19,560 Speaker 1: It worked. Oh, so it's a compliment. And then and 129 00:06:19,600 --> 00:06:22,640 Speaker 1: it's also but it's something saying mean about himself. Yeah, 130 00:06:22,680 --> 00:06:24,520 Speaker 1: that's a good way to it. And I'll say she 131 00:06:24,600 --> 00:06:27,320 Speaker 1: was probably like, I can fix you. I can fix you. 132 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:29,400 Speaker 1: You're not too good for me, you're sexy. I can 133 00:06:29,480 --> 00:06:33,520 Speaker 1: fix you. Weirdest way have been hit on? Slid into 134 00:06:33,520 --> 00:06:37,400 Speaker 1: my DMS with a picture of a slide dated him 135 00:06:37,400 --> 00:06:43,560 Speaker 1: for two years. That's pretty funny. I used to do 136 00:06:43,720 --> 00:06:46,560 Speaker 1: like back in the day. Well, I know what you're 137 00:06:46,600 --> 00:06:50,760 Speaker 1: about to say, used to emoji of a dog. Oh, sorry, 138 00:06:50,800 --> 00:06:53,359 Speaker 1: skippy right away, come back skippy, whatever you wanted to 139 00:06:53,360 --> 00:06:55,520 Speaker 1: call him, I'll do dog. 140 00:06:55,600 --> 00:06:57,440 Speaker 2: And then a picture of like a blind man walking 141 00:06:57,760 --> 00:06:58,839 Speaker 2: so I can't find my dog. 142 00:06:59,080 --> 00:07:02,760 Speaker 1: He's seen him. Fuck, it's bad. Did that ever work? 143 00:07:03,760 --> 00:07:05,760 Speaker 1: I actually got some conversations out of it, conversation, but 144 00:07:06,040 --> 00:07:08,520 Speaker 1: nothing further. No, no, no, no, no no. I think 145 00:07:08,560 --> 00:07:10,239 Speaker 1: I thought it was funny though. Yeah, it is funny. 146 00:07:10,240 --> 00:07:10,920 Speaker 1: It's a good story. 147 00:07:11,160 --> 00:07:12,680 Speaker 2: What's the weirdest way you've been hit on? And did 148 00:07:12,720 --> 00:07:15,240 Speaker 2: it work? Sent me an invitation to our wedding? 149 00:07:16,760 --> 00:07:21,040 Speaker 1: Did it work? No comment? Shit, we need to know 150 00:07:21,040 --> 00:07:24,360 Speaker 1: if they're married. I know that's quite of cute. 151 00:07:24,400 --> 00:07:26,280 Speaker 2: Like you got a little email and it's just like 152 00:07:26,280 --> 00:07:33,840 Speaker 2: a little link to Audion Cassie calling the police. What 153 00:07:33,960 --> 00:07:35,760 Speaker 2: if you've been talking to her for a while. Oh, 154 00:07:35,880 --> 00:07:37,520 Speaker 2: that's not You're not just out of the blue. 155 00:07:37,560 --> 00:07:38,880 Speaker 1: I thought it was just out of the blue, like 156 00:07:38,920 --> 00:07:40,320 Speaker 1: you just like send it to her as a DM 157 00:07:40,360 --> 00:07:44,680 Speaker 1: like a ghost of DM slide. That's crazy, you're doing 158 00:07:44,680 --> 00:07:48,280 Speaker 1: that weird just what you've been hit on. I was 159 00:07:48,360 --> 00:07:50,600 Speaker 1: in the club and the guy ran up behind me, 160 00:07:51,240 --> 00:07:52,840 Speaker 1: threw a note at me with his number on it, 161 00:07:52,880 --> 00:08:02,160 Speaker 1: and ran away. It didn't work. She twelve sounds like something. Honestly, 162 00:08:03,160 --> 00:08:04,440 Speaker 1: I got to say, I don't even know if I 163 00:08:04,600 --> 00:08:07,520 Speaker 1: do that. That's all that's too scary for me. Good 164 00:08:07,560 --> 00:08:07,840 Speaker 1: on him. 165 00:08:07,880 --> 00:08:10,360 Speaker 2: Yeah, at least he had a little bit of a shot. Okay, 166 00:08:10,520 --> 00:08:13,360 Speaker 2: I want you to reenact this one for me. Oh shit, okay, okay, 167 00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:14,840 Speaker 2: what's the weirdest way you've been hit on? 168 00:08:14,840 --> 00:08:15,480 Speaker 1: And did it work? 169 00:08:15,880 --> 00:08:18,880 Speaker 2: Sent me a video on Snapchat winking and then asking 170 00:08:18,880 --> 00:08:25,280 Speaker 2: me out you got me to do that thing? I 171 00:08:25,320 --> 00:08:28,800 Speaker 2: need to be serious face. Wait, just said we were out. 172 00:08:28,960 --> 00:08:31,080 Speaker 1: We don't get it. You want to hang out, we 173 00:08:31,160 --> 00:08:40,480 Speaker 1: go out. Have you seen those videos of Ben Affleck 174 00:08:41,120 --> 00:08:45,920 Speaker 1: famous like a list actor director on our Ria on 175 00:08:46,080 --> 00:08:51,959 Speaker 1: Ryer and he sends videos to girls when they unmatch him, 176 00:08:51,960 --> 00:08:54,640 Speaker 1: going hey Sarah, why do you want match me? Sarah? 177 00:08:54,679 --> 00:08:59,000 Speaker 1: And it's the creepiest thing made. It's crazy, the ship 178 00:08:59,040 --> 00:09:01,120 Speaker 1: that he fucking's doing. You won't know if that got 179 00:09:01,160 --> 00:09:09,240 Speaker 1: your date? Yeah didn't. I didn't think so. Ah, weirdest 180 00:09:09,240 --> 00:09:12,360 Speaker 1: way you've been hit on? He randomly came up to 181 00:09:12,400 --> 00:09:16,480 Speaker 1: me and sniffed me and said, you smell like my 182 00:09:16,559 --> 00:09:17,360 Speaker 1: future wife. 183 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:22,040 Speaker 2: No, that didn't work, thank god. Reading scrolling through these, 184 00:09:22,080 --> 00:09:24,080 Speaker 2: I was a couple of hygiene. One's about a couple 185 00:09:24,080 --> 00:09:27,679 Speaker 2: of weird skin and like smell and yeah, like dudes. 186 00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:31,040 Speaker 2: If any dude's listening, don't comment on like the smell. Nah, 187 00:09:31,080 --> 00:09:32,440 Speaker 2: there was one that I didn't choose. 188 00:09:32,440 --> 00:09:35,520 Speaker 1: That one guy, it's just fucking crazy, went up to 189 00:09:35,520 --> 00:09:38,040 Speaker 1: go and said, do you want to do you want 190 00:09:38,080 --> 00:09:41,040 Speaker 1: to help losing weight? She was like, no, it did 191 00:09:41,120 --> 00:09:41,520 Speaker 1: not work. 192 00:09:43,120 --> 00:09:46,800 Speaker 2: He probably met like sex or something sex burns carries. 193 00:09:47,520 --> 00:09:49,800 Speaker 2: All right, what's the weirdest way you've been hit on? 194 00:09:49,800 --> 00:09:50,480 Speaker 1: And did it work? 195 00:09:50,760 --> 00:09:54,080 Speaker 2: For context? This girl's name is Vicky. Someone sent her 196 00:09:54,080 --> 00:09:57,280 Speaker 2: a message on hinge. Can I lick Vicky till I'm sticky? 197 00:09:57,320 --> 00:10:07,319 Speaker 1: Wiki? It did not work? Immediately blocked. Oh my gods, 198 00:10:08,160 --> 00:10:13,320 Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, I got one more challenged me to a 199 00:10:13,440 --> 00:10:17,120 Speaker 1: dance battle from across the pub. Of course it worked. 200 00:10:17,440 --> 00:10:31,200 Speaker 1: That's that's yeah, that's classy, Yeah, confident you. Thanks everybody 201 00:10:31,280 --> 00:10:34,120 Speaker 1: for tuning in. Once again, we got a good rest 202 00:10:34,120 --> 00:10:43,240 Speaker 1: of the episode. Please enjoy already Up next, you guys, 203 00:10:43,240 --> 00:10:46,319 Speaker 1: we've got a confession session and she didn't want to 204 00:10:46,320 --> 00:10:46,840 Speaker 1: be anonymous. 205 00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:49,559 Speaker 2: Surprisingly, she didn't want to be anonymous, and she literally 206 00:10:49,559 --> 00:10:50,920 Speaker 2: tells you where she's from. 207 00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:55,480 Speaker 1: It was a good story though. She was a good 208 00:10:55,520 --> 00:10:57,719 Speaker 1: storytell She was very good and if you guys, want 209 00:10:57,720 --> 00:11:00,440 Speaker 1: to submit a confession, go to our Instagram the link 210 00:11:00,520 --> 00:11:03,559 Speaker 1: in the show and you go linking by on Instagram. 211 00:11:03,960 --> 00:11:06,800 Speaker 1: Scroll to the bottom Confession session. Write it in. Give 212 00:11:06,880 --> 00:11:10,000 Speaker 1: us your Instagram handle Vola. We'll contact you. Yeah, it's magic. 213 00:11:10,400 --> 00:11:12,679 Speaker 2: You go get a little DM on Instagram relatables or 214 00:11:12,760 --> 00:11:13,720 Speaker 2: Jake or Audie's message. 215 00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:16,600 Speaker 1: You do us a favor. Don't be private. We have 216 00:11:16,640 --> 00:11:19,440 Speaker 1: to follow you. Yeah, Jordan was smart. I had to 217 00:11:19,480 --> 00:11:21,760 Speaker 1: follow her because I was like, this story is too 218 00:11:21,800 --> 00:11:25,559 Speaker 1: good not to ask to do it. But don't take 219 00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:27,719 Speaker 1: your I won't be following anyone else, all right, I'm 220 00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:30,240 Speaker 1: telling you right now, I'm not following. Don't be on private. 221 00:11:30,960 --> 00:11:32,679 Speaker 1: If that was me, I would have kept looking. Really 222 00:11:32,720 --> 00:11:34,199 Speaker 1: I would have been like that it was too good 223 00:11:34,200 --> 00:11:39,120 Speaker 1: of a story. You gotta wait. It's so annoying, but okay, enjoy. Hello, Hello, 224 00:11:39,720 --> 00:11:44,240 Speaker 1: welcome to Confession Session. How's it going so good? How 225 00:11:44,240 --> 00:11:46,040 Speaker 1: are you doing? Really good? I'm here with Audie. 226 00:11:46,160 --> 00:11:49,520 Speaker 2: Hello, thanks for coming on. I sense an accent. Where 227 00:11:49,520 --> 00:11:50,920 Speaker 2: are you calling from? 228 00:11:51,800 --> 00:11:52,880 Speaker 4: I'm from Canada? 229 00:11:53,760 --> 00:11:54,600 Speaker 1: Whereabouts? 230 00:11:55,559 --> 00:11:59,840 Speaker 5: Just a s of Toronto, the wrong side, the wrong side. 231 00:12:02,200 --> 00:12:04,400 Speaker 1: First off, we'll ask would you like to be anonymous. 232 00:12:05,040 --> 00:12:06,240 Speaker 4: No, I don't really mind. 233 00:12:06,400 --> 00:12:10,040 Speaker 1: All right, Welcome Jordan to the podcast. Guys. Nice to 234 00:12:10,040 --> 00:12:11,800 Speaker 1: meet you. I've got to say, I really like so 235 00:12:11,840 --> 00:12:14,360 Speaker 1: much for having me. Oh, of course, I really like 236 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:16,600 Speaker 1: the name Jordan for a girl. Yeah, because it's like 237 00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:18,439 Speaker 1: mainly a boy's name, but I like it for a girl. 238 00:12:18,480 --> 00:12:20,480 Speaker 1: I do too. Actually, thank you. I mean, unless I 239 00:12:20,480 --> 00:12:22,120 Speaker 1: don't want to. I'm sorry. I don't want to assume 240 00:12:22,120 --> 00:12:23,080 Speaker 1: your a gender, but. 241 00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:24,600 Speaker 4: I am a girl. 242 00:12:24,679 --> 00:12:28,120 Speaker 2: Yeah, might not like it after this story the prompt 243 00:12:28,120 --> 00:12:31,240 Speaker 2: today maybe when you gotta go, you gotta go Jordan. 244 00:12:31,400 --> 00:12:32,920 Speaker 1: Yeah, so you've got a bit of a story if 245 00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:34,040 Speaker 1: you want to take it from the top. Yeah, I 246 00:12:34,040 --> 00:12:36,280 Speaker 1: give us all the details. Yeah. 247 00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:42,280 Speaker 4: So I work for a lawn care company and I 248 00:12:42,320 --> 00:12:45,040 Speaker 4: am in the gardening department. And it's not very often 249 00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:48,560 Speaker 4: that our clients will like offer the washroom or like 250 00:12:49,640 --> 00:12:52,240 Speaker 4: it's a really nice then yeah they will, but not 251 00:12:52,320 --> 00:12:55,800 Speaker 4: all the time. We have a very accessible washroom. So 252 00:12:55,880 --> 00:13:01,040 Speaker 4: we were working at a condo complex and I was 253 00:13:01,320 --> 00:13:05,040 Speaker 4: weeding a garden and all of a sudden, my stomach dropped. 254 00:13:06,880 --> 00:13:10,240 Speaker 4: And it's one of those moments that you're just like, oh, okay, 255 00:13:10,600 --> 00:13:16,240 Speaker 4: this is happening this like I gotta go. 256 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:18,160 Speaker 5: No. 257 00:13:18,559 --> 00:13:21,120 Speaker 4: I look at my boss, who was one of my 258 00:13:21,440 --> 00:13:25,160 Speaker 4: very close friends, and she's so amazing, and I'm like, 259 00:13:25,160 --> 00:13:27,880 Speaker 4: like we we've run into this issue before. This isn't 260 00:13:27,920 --> 00:13:29,280 Speaker 4: the first time for. 261 00:13:30,640 --> 00:13:33,360 Speaker 1: Me and her. 262 00:13:34,520 --> 00:13:38,320 Speaker 4: Yeah, So I and we hang out outside of work 263 00:13:38,360 --> 00:13:41,440 Speaker 4: all the time. So like one time I was like, 264 00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:44,199 Speaker 4: she had a pull over on the side of the road, 265 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:47,960 Speaker 4: and then this time I look at her, I am 266 00:13:48,040 --> 00:13:50,080 Speaker 4: like I referred back to that moment and I was like, 267 00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:52,960 Speaker 4: I gotta go. So I hopped in the truck, the 268 00:13:53,080 --> 00:13:56,880 Speaker 4: trailers attached, and I just drive to my nearest burger. 269 00:13:56,720 --> 00:14:01,319 Speaker 1: King fast foods alway says a toilet. 270 00:14:01,840 --> 00:14:06,040 Speaker 4: Right, So I run in there. I get in there, 271 00:14:06,559 --> 00:14:11,559 Speaker 4: and I am so happy because it's a solo stalls 272 00:14:13,240 --> 00:14:13,800 Speaker 4: for yourself. 273 00:14:16,080 --> 00:14:16,280 Speaker 1: Yeah. 274 00:14:17,280 --> 00:14:19,920 Speaker 4: So like the door locked behind me and I was 275 00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:22,920 Speaker 4: in there alone your business, and for this moment, I 276 00:14:23,040 --> 00:14:28,200 Speaker 4: was so thankful. So I go about my business and 277 00:14:28,520 --> 00:14:33,720 Speaker 4: it was not a pleasant experience. And I I turn 278 00:14:33,880 --> 00:14:37,840 Speaker 4: and I go to white but there's no toilet paper. 279 00:14:41,960 --> 00:14:43,840 Speaker 1: That's what's not in one of those places. 280 00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:46,520 Speaker 4: And I'm sitting there almost sweat, like I'm starting the 281 00:14:46,560 --> 00:14:48,840 Speaker 4: sweat it's a big one. 282 00:14:48,960 --> 00:14:50,480 Speaker 2: Was it like did you eat some bad food? And 283 00:14:50,600 --> 00:14:52,960 Speaker 2: not before it was you see boody oods and processing Well. 284 00:14:53,880 --> 00:14:56,080 Speaker 4: I don't even know. It had to be bad food 285 00:14:56,200 --> 00:15:05,160 Speaker 4: or something, but horrible experience. And so then I look 286 00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:10,440 Speaker 4: around this bathroom. No, no paper towel, there's nothing. I 287 00:15:10,440 --> 00:15:15,760 Speaker 4: didn't know what to do. So I grew up on 288 00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:18,200 Speaker 4: a farm, and I was like, I guess I'll just 289 00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:19,160 Speaker 4: have to use my sock. 290 00:15:21,440 --> 00:15:22,080 Speaker 1: Your sock. 291 00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:28,240 Speaker 4: I had to wipe. I couldn't just I didn't know 292 00:15:28,280 --> 00:15:28,840 Speaker 4: what to do. 293 00:15:30,760 --> 00:15:32,160 Speaker 1: What your suck? 294 00:15:32,400 --> 00:15:34,120 Speaker 2: How long have you been working at this point? Is 295 00:15:34,160 --> 00:15:36,320 Speaker 2: it like end of the Dinias Souck's all sweaty and dirty? 296 00:15:37,720 --> 00:15:40,680 Speaker 4: Like when you talked about in your rep like in 297 00:15:40,720 --> 00:15:44,080 Speaker 4: the Pods, like two or three episodes ago, and you 298 00:15:44,080 --> 00:15:47,560 Speaker 4: were like talking about like finishing in the sock. And 299 00:15:47,600 --> 00:15:49,960 Speaker 4: it's also I was like, I was like, oh my god, 300 00:15:51,320 --> 00:15:54,440 Speaker 4: because I had already worked like three properties this day. 301 00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:59,480 Speaker 2: And it's gross in there, like it's sweaty, it's fucking 302 00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:00,000 Speaker 2: dirt and there. 303 00:16:00,440 --> 00:16:01,440 Speaker 1: What did you do with the song? 304 00:16:02,440 --> 00:16:03,800 Speaker 4: So I turned it inside out. 305 00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:04,920 Speaker 1: I didn't put it back on. 306 00:16:05,880 --> 00:16:09,280 Speaker 4: First of all, no to wipe. Okay, it wasn't it 307 00:16:09,320 --> 00:16:11,440 Speaker 4: wasn't as dirty. It was just a little sweaty maybe. 308 00:16:11,520 --> 00:16:13,320 Speaker 4: But and then I had to throw it in the 309 00:16:13,760 --> 00:16:14,320 Speaker 4: trash can. 310 00:16:14,480 --> 00:16:15,800 Speaker 1: Okay, that's that's okay. 311 00:16:16,680 --> 00:16:17,520 Speaker 4: I didn't know what to do. 312 00:16:17,680 --> 00:16:20,120 Speaker 1: And is there not from reading this thing? Is there 313 00:16:20,120 --> 00:16:21,920 Speaker 1: not one more thing that topped this whole thing off? 314 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:27,320 Speaker 4: So I go to flush the toilet, I finished up, 315 00:16:28,240 --> 00:16:29,360 Speaker 4: and this tool is broken. 316 00:16:34,640 --> 00:16:36,640 Speaker 1: That's not your problem. 317 00:16:36,680 --> 00:16:39,400 Speaker 4: It is so disgusting to just like leave it there. 318 00:16:39,480 --> 00:16:42,960 Speaker 4: But I had no idea what to do. I ran 319 00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:44,560 Speaker 4: out of that burger king, and I don't think I'll 320 00:16:44,560 --> 00:16:45,160 Speaker 4: ever be back. 321 00:16:47,920 --> 00:16:50,040 Speaker 1: I love these stories. I think if you went back, 322 00:16:50,080 --> 00:16:52,640 Speaker 1: there'd be a photo of you being like, if fanned 323 00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:56,440 Speaker 1: dot ento toilet. 324 00:16:56,440 --> 00:16:59,360 Speaker 4: It's seen, called the police for a hate crime or something. 325 00:16:59,440 --> 00:16:59,920 Speaker 1: I don't know. 326 00:17:01,080 --> 00:17:04,720 Speaker 2: So you went back to work with just no sock 327 00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:06,120 Speaker 2: on your under your shoe. 328 00:17:06,240 --> 00:17:08,080 Speaker 4: I went back to work with one sock on. 329 00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:11,040 Speaker 1: I would, are you, honestly? And did you tell her 330 00:17:11,080 --> 00:17:12,440 Speaker 1: what happened? Did you tell your boss what happened? 331 00:17:12,520 --> 00:17:14,920 Speaker 4: Oh my goodness, yeah, I went back to her immediately. 332 00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:18,160 Speaker 4: I awkwardly walked back to her and like it's visible, 333 00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:22,280 Speaker 4: I only have one sock on. So I walked back 334 00:17:22,320 --> 00:17:24,320 Speaker 4: to her and just my face says it all. She's like, 335 00:17:24,359 --> 00:17:26,040 Speaker 4: are you okay? Like did you fall in? 336 00:17:26,240 --> 00:17:28,000 Speaker 1: Like what? Man? 337 00:17:29,040 --> 00:17:31,960 Speaker 4: I have to look at my boss and retell this story. 338 00:17:33,160 --> 00:17:36,640 Speaker 4: He cried, laughing, like sitting there on the lawn just 339 00:17:36,720 --> 00:17:37,560 Speaker 4: dying laughing. 340 00:17:37,760 --> 00:17:40,880 Speaker 2: That's the funniest thing, the relief that would have happened 341 00:17:40,880 --> 00:17:43,120 Speaker 2: when she met at the burger king and then there's 342 00:17:43,119 --> 00:17:43,760 Speaker 2: no toilet paper. 343 00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:46,000 Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, fuck my life, I'm so I 344 00:17:46,080 --> 00:17:47,760 Speaker 1: just get so relieved when I make it to her. 345 00:17:47,840 --> 00:17:50,040 Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, like. 346 00:17:50,040 --> 00:17:52,520 Speaker 4: The way I felt just like, oh, thank god. 347 00:17:52,359 --> 00:17:54,560 Speaker 1: I made it. Yeah yeah, yeah, it's the thank god 348 00:17:54,560 --> 00:17:55,720 Speaker 1: I made it. So you would have felt good and 349 00:17:55,720 --> 00:17:57,199 Speaker 1: then and while you were doing it, you would have 350 00:17:57,240 --> 00:17:58,760 Speaker 1: like even been like, Okay, at least I'm here. I 351 00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:00,439 Speaker 1: know this isn't great. At least I'm here. I made it. 352 00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:02,360 Speaker 1: And then yeah, the no toilet paper, top, what would 353 00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:02,720 Speaker 1: have you done? 354 00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:04,640 Speaker 2: I think I would have just what would I have done? 355 00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:07,959 Speaker 2: Cops not wipe and then went home and had a shower. 356 00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:10,240 Speaker 1: Well, it depends if I can. You can do sometimes 357 00:18:10,240 --> 00:18:12,199 Speaker 1: where you don't need to wipe, but sometimes it's this one. 358 00:18:12,359 --> 00:18:14,280 Speaker 2: You would definitely have to wap because every I would 359 00:18:14,320 --> 00:18:15,840 Speaker 2: have just copped it when I'm and stunk for like 360 00:18:15,840 --> 00:18:16,480 Speaker 2: for next hour. 361 00:18:16,880 --> 00:18:19,560 Speaker 1: Oh man, I think I would have called my boss 362 00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:21,840 Speaker 1: and been like, I'm just going to be a minute. 363 00:18:21,840 --> 00:18:23,080 Speaker 1: How far were you from your house? 364 00:18:24,840 --> 00:18:27,400 Speaker 4: I would do like a ten minutes dry. 365 00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:30,240 Speaker 1: I would have been saying I'll be back in twenty minutes, 366 00:18:30,760 --> 00:18:31,720 Speaker 1: twenty more minutes. 367 00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:35,560 Speaker 4: I think I'd just panicked in the moment. I didn't 368 00:18:35,560 --> 00:18:35,960 Speaker 4: know what. 369 00:18:35,840 --> 00:18:37,879 Speaker 1: To do, honestly, feah, I probably I probably would have 370 00:18:37,920 --> 00:18:40,680 Speaker 1: panicked as well. But yeah, god, I would have probably, No, 371 00:18:40,840 --> 00:18:42,639 Speaker 1: I would have done I would have used my undies 372 00:18:42,640 --> 00:18:45,600 Speaker 1: and chucked my undies out. True. I was thinking like 373 00:18:45,600 --> 00:18:47,840 Speaker 1: maybe even water like a the day water on the 374 00:18:47,840 --> 00:18:49,480 Speaker 1: bum Yeah, use the sink. 375 00:18:49,520 --> 00:18:52,000 Speaker 4: Yeah, girl to do that though, Oh. 376 00:18:51,920 --> 00:18:53,920 Speaker 1: True, Yeah, girl can't do that. That's a guy. I 377 00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:55,359 Speaker 1: can get rid of my undies and go free waters. 378 00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:57,720 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, true too. It works. Yeah, well, thank you 379 00:18:57,800 --> 00:19:00,399 Speaker 1: very much as well. Yeah, I'm sure you did. You 380 00:19:00,480 --> 00:19:05,680 Speaker 1: probably thought about T shirt pants. Thank you very much 381 00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:09,280 Speaker 1: for telling that wonderful story, and we hope you don't 382 00:19:09,280 --> 00:19:10,280 Speaker 1: have any more accidents. 383 00:19:10,520 --> 00:19:14,240 Speaker 4: I mean, you're welcome. Everyone, have a good day or 384 00:19:14,280 --> 00:19:16,680 Speaker 4: have a good night, thank you. 385 00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:22,800 Speaker 1: But I could tell you. I could tell you were 386 00:19:22,840 --> 00:19:24,560 Speaker 1: trying to interject and ask questions, and I was like, 387 00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:31,000 Speaker 1: I know, she's not done yet. Oh man. She was 388 00:19:31,119 --> 00:19:33,200 Speaker 1: kind of good. She like drew it out a while. 389 00:19:34,600 --> 00:19:36,080 Speaker 1: That was good. I was. I was in it. I 390 00:19:36,119 --> 00:19:38,240 Speaker 1: was in burger King with her saying here, I can 391 00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:41,439 Speaker 1: picture the exact toilet. I just like, I know, obviously 392 00:19:41,440 --> 00:19:42,520 Speaker 1: I don't know where it's at, but I can just 393 00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:43,520 Speaker 1: feel like I know what it looks. 394 00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:45,720 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're thinking of Australia. I love the 395 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,919 Speaker 2: straight she said, like washroom burger King. Yeah, we like 396 00:19:48,960 --> 00:19:51,159 Speaker 2: toilet macers. Yeah, yeah, yeah, they say washroom over that. 397 00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:51,879 Speaker 2: It's really funny. 398 00:19:52,240 --> 00:19:54,320 Speaker 1: And then if you say toilet, they're always they always 399 00:19:54,320 --> 00:19:56,600 Speaker 1: look at you. Funny. It reminds me of the time 400 00:19:56,640 --> 00:19:58,520 Speaker 1: that I was think of the poor Hoists worker that 401 00:19:58,600 --> 00:20:00,119 Speaker 1: had to go into the store that I vomited it 402 00:20:00,160 --> 00:20:02,800 Speaker 1: all over. Oh man. I tried to clean it up, 403 00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:08,119 Speaker 1: but I was so fucking high. I reckon. 404 00:20:08,160 --> 00:20:10,679 Speaker 2: Take away from this is if you ever like employ 405 00:20:10,840 --> 00:20:12,840 Speaker 2: someone to do your garden or any type of handiwork, 406 00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:15,800 Speaker 2: anything like that, first thing you should say, hey, toilets 407 00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:17,640 Speaker 2: here if you want to use it, don't even knock. 408 00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:20,919 Speaker 1: They will. You have no idea how much they appreciate it. 409 00:20:20,960 --> 00:20:24,240 Speaker 1: One time where I live, my dad had these guys 410 00:20:24,280 --> 00:20:26,720 Speaker 1: are called geotech guys, and they had to like drill 411 00:20:26,760 --> 00:20:28,199 Speaker 1: in the ground to see how far you have to 412 00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:31,679 Speaker 1: pour footings like hard rock. And I was going out 413 00:20:31,880 --> 00:20:33,639 Speaker 1: and I remember they came and they're asking where they 414 00:20:33,640 --> 00:20:34,800 Speaker 1: can park, and I show them where they can park, 415 00:20:34,840 --> 00:20:36,320 Speaker 1: and I was just like, oh, yeah, by the way, 416 00:20:37,280 --> 00:20:39,120 Speaker 1: if you go in the door straight to the left 417 00:20:39,119 --> 00:20:40,920 Speaker 1: of the toilet if you need it. Because I was 418 00:20:40,920 --> 00:20:42,359 Speaker 1: a chippy and I used to work a roundom people's 419 00:20:42,359 --> 00:20:43,600 Speaker 1: houses and they were like, hey, you can tell, we 420 00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:45,320 Speaker 1: can tell you've done this before. And I was like, 421 00:20:45,359 --> 00:20:49,399 Speaker 1: what can I say, because like, for a guy, you 422 00:20:49,440 --> 00:20:51,520 Speaker 1: can piss on a tree, but if they need to 423 00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:53,000 Speaker 1: take a shit, I know what it's like to hold 424 00:20:53,040 --> 00:20:53,800 Speaker 1: that in and I can't. 425 00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:57,040 Speaker 2: Oh, especially if you're far away from your house exactly. 426 00:20:57,320 --> 00:21:07,480 Speaker 2: But nah, that was funny, all right. Up next is dilemmas. 427 00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:09,320 Speaker 2: If you want to submit a dilemma, it's the link 428 00:21:09,359 --> 00:21:12,440 Speaker 2: in our bioscollar the bottom weekly The Dilemmas Google doc 429 00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:16,199 Speaker 2: or the little description of Spotify or YouTube dilemma. Me, 430 00:21:16,520 --> 00:21:19,280 Speaker 2: nineteen year old female and my boyfriend, nineteen year old 431 00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:21,600 Speaker 2: male have been dating for almost a year. At the 432 00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:23,880 Speaker 2: beginning of a relationship, he told me he was Catholic 433 00:21:23,920 --> 00:21:26,680 Speaker 2: and wanted to wait until marriage to have sex. However, 434 00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:29,960 Speaker 2: a month in our relationship we had sex. I did 435 00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:31,760 Speaker 2: not push him at all and made sure he was 436 00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:34,800 Speaker 2: completely comfortable before we did anything at all. We continued 437 00:21:34,840 --> 00:21:37,360 Speaker 2: having sex until April of this year, when he told 438 00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:39,560 Speaker 2: me that he didn't feel right and we should go 439 00:21:39,640 --> 00:21:42,840 Speaker 2: back to his beliefs and we should stop now. 440 00:21:42,880 --> 00:21:43,439 Speaker 1: He would like to. 441 00:21:43,440 --> 00:21:46,480 Speaker 2: Wait until marriage again. We're planning to get married in 442 00:21:46,520 --> 00:21:49,320 Speaker 2: the eyes of his church in twenty twenty six. However, 443 00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:51,040 Speaker 2: I'm worried that if we get married too young, that 444 00:21:51,119 --> 00:21:53,960 Speaker 2: we were missing out on something eg. Missing out and 445 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:56,320 Speaker 2: being single. I love him so much, and I'm really 446 00:21:56,359 --> 00:21:58,720 Speaker 2: really worried. I love the chase, I love sex, I 447 00:21:58,720 --> 00:22:00,720 Speaker 2: love flirting, and I just don't know if one I 448 00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:03,280 Speaker 2: can wait, two, if I can get married so young. 449 00:22:03,359 --> 00:22:04,560 Speaker 2: Thank you for listening Love the pod. 450 00:22:07,080 --> 00:22:10,520 Speaker 1: Why would he start having sex? That's what I said, 451 00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:14,959 Speaker 1: then go back and be like, oh, well, yo, I 452 00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:19,240 Speaker 1: feel guilty. Yeah, I want to get to heaven. And 453 00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:23,600 Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure if it's considered a sin doing it, 454 00:22:24,040 --> 00:22:26,600 Speaker 1: then not doing it doesn't erase what was done. 455 00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:31,080 Speaker 2: Like what that's like from an outsider's perspective who isn't 456 00:22:31,119 --> 00:22:34,880 Speaker 2: religious at all. Yeah, that's really dog on his part. 457 00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:38,360 Speaker 2: So he gave this girl to like, it's completely honorable 458 00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:39,480 Speaker 2: to wait until marriage. 459 00:22:39,520 --> 00:22:43,240 Speaker 1: Right. Oh yeah, I hate I say respect for this man. 460 00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:45,679 Speaker 1: If you can do it, got a girl obviously very 461 00:22:45,680 --> 00:22:48,120 Speaker 1: attracted to her, He's like, got to do it. I'm 462 00:22:48,119 --> 00:22:49,400 Speaker 1: not surprised, which. 463 00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:51,800 Speaker 2: And then he's given her everything, she's fallen love even more, 464 00:22:51,800 --> 00:22:53,679 Speaker 2: and he's made love to her. And then he's like, 465 00:22:53,760 --> 00:22:55,119 Speaker 2: oh nah, I've tried to retract that. 466 00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:58,760 Speaker 1: You know, that's wild. That's the dog on her. Like 467 00:22:58,840 --> 00:23:02,159 Speaker 1: he it's not like he lost his faith. I assume 468 00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:06,160 Speaker 1: he had faith the whole time, because I would understand 469 00:23:06,160 --> 00:23:09,119 Speaker 1: if he at some point he goes, i've lost my faith. 470 00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:14,640 Speaker 1: I no longer fully believe. Let's fuck. Yeah. So they did, 471 00:23:15,359 --> 00:23:18,080 Speaker 1: and then it's like, maybe he regained his faith. But 472 00:23:18,119 --> 00:23:20,679 Speaker 1: from what I'm gathering is he never lost his faith, 473 00:23:21,040 --> 00:23:24,960 Speaker 1: he just lost self control. Yeah, and Jess was sick 474 00:23:25,040 --> 00:23:25,919 Speaker 1: of waking up. 475 00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:32,719 Speaker 5: Bricked in the morning, and there was no outlet because also, 476 00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:37,199 Speaker 5: pretty sure, don't quote me, pretty sure you're not supposed 477 00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:39,879 Speaker 5: to masturbate, but who's going to tell, although they do 478 00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:41,199 Speaker 5: say God's hees all. 479 00:23:41,760 --> 00:23:44,920 Speaker 1: But I think, what a fucking weirdo. I think that's 480 00:23:45,040 --> 00:23:47,640 Speaker 1: very bad on her. No, no, not on her. 481 00:23:47,880 --> 00:23:49,080 Speaker 2: That's very bad on his part. 482 00:23:49,119 --> 00:23:52,000 Speaker 1: Sorry, Like, you know, what scares me is that she's 483 00:23:52,040 --> 00:23:57,240 Speaker 1: saying like, like she seems to be fully like almost 484 00:23:57,560 --> 00:24:01,639 Speaker 1: fine with waiting until twenty twenty six. Worrying her is 485 00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:03,040 Speaker 1: that she's not going to get some single. 486 00:24:02,840 --> 00:24:05,960 Speaker 2: Time and she said she's like she might marry too young. 487 00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:07,800 Speaker 2: So I think just the fact that what he did, 488 00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:10,160 Speaker 2: he sort of played you in a way that doesn't 489 00:24:10,160 --> 00:24:11,080 Speaker 2: really sit right in my stomach. 490 00:24:11,119 --> 00:24:12,520 Speaker 1: Got what he wanted. He got what he wanted, He 491 00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:12,800 Speaker 1: got a. 492 00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:14,719 Speaker 2: Taste of what sex is like, I assume, and he's like, oh, 493 00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:16,239 Speaker 2: I can go back now I know what it's like. 494 00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:18,080 Speaker 2: And then you're just stuck in the middle, and you 495 00:24:18,119 --> 00:24:20,440 Speaker 2: obviously want sex because every human has urges, and then 496 00:24:20,440 --> 00:24:22,520 Speaker 2: you're like, oh, fuck, now I've got to wait. I 497 00:24:22,520 --> 00:24:24,520 Speaker 2: don't know, we haven't it two years and get married 498 00:24:24,560 --> 00:24:27,040 Speaker 2: when well that's for she's nineteen now she's big twenty one. 499 00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:32,880 Speaker 2: Yeah nah ow unprofessional opinion is live life like he's 500 00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:34,240 Speaker 2: played you a little bit. It doesn't sit right in 501 00:24:34,280 --> 00:24:36,880 Speaker 2: my stomach. Maybe you'd have the conversation with him and say, 502 00:24:36,920 --> 00:24:38,840 Speaker 2: like have a response with like, say, look, I feel 503 00:24:38,840 --> 00:24:40,200 Speaker 2: like you use me a little bit for sex. 504 00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:42,440 Speaker 1: Now he took it all away. What's going on here? 505 00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:45,000 Speaker 1: And like it's kind of crazy. You can't do that 506 00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:46,879 Speaker 1: to a person. Yeah, what's he going to do throughout 507 00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:47,440 Speaker 1: the marriage? 508 00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:50,520 Speaker 2: Yeah? I don't know, just a serious conversation. That's a 509 00:24:50,520 --> 00:24:51,200 Speaker 2: tricky one. 510 00:24:51,720 --> 00:24:57,359 Speaker 1: What would you do? Okay? Ready take away religion or no, na, 511 00:24:57,480 --> 00:25:00,000 Speaker 1: this is a scenario for you. Yeah you're not religious, 512 00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:05,320 Speaker 1: No religion involved in this. You've got your girlfriend, Yeah, 513 00:25:05,359 --> 00:25:09,440 Speaker 1: you guys have You've got sex life. Everyone's got sex life. 514 00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:12,440 Speaker 1: We dabble, you dabble it, you dabble here and there, 515 00:25:12,480 --> 00:25:19,040 Speaker 1: all right, million dollars okay, fuck a million dollars from today, 516 00:25:20,760 --> 00:25:26,159 Speaker 1: exactly two years from today. Two years. I was going 517 00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:28,160 Speaker 1: to say a year. You have to stay with her, 518 00:25:28,920 --> 00:25:30,600 Speaker 1: not that you're going to leave her, but like you 519 00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:36,520 Speaker 1: guys cannot have sex for two years from this day forward. 520 00:25:36,760 --> 00:25:38,840 Speaker 1: As soon as you get to this day, a million 521 00:25:38,840 --> 00:25:41,840 Speaker 1: in the account tax free, two years. That tax free 522 00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:44,960 Speaker 1: is pretty good too, isn't it? That is very good 523 00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:47,400 Speaker 1: tax free? I think i'd have to Can I talk 524 00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:47,720 Speaker 1: to her? 525 00:25:50,160 --> 00:25:53,880 Speaker 2: Here's the thing is, she's gonna want half of it? Yeah, yeah, 526 00:25:53,880 --> 00:25:57,440 Speaker 2: that's fine. What's our money, it's your money we're having 527 00:25:57,520 --> 00:26:01,240 Speaker 2: we're having sex. She's the other half. If I can 528 00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:03,080 Speaker 2: talk to her and if I don't know, if I 529 00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:04,359 Speaker 2: could physically, can we cuddle? 530 00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:06,439 Speaker 1: Yeah, you just can't up sick. You can do anything 531 00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:09,439 Speaker 1: that no sexual stuff like okay, and I'm talking like, 532 00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:12,080 Speaker 1: no masturbation, nothing do. 533 00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:15,520 Speaker 2: Five hundred grand. It's very good sex, though, I don't know. 534 00:26:15,560 --> 00:26:17,439 Speaker 2: I'd have to make a conversation with her and be like, 535 00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:19,879 Speaker 2: if you're okay, I'm okay of it. And if you're 536 00:26:19,920 --> 00:26:21,000 Speaker 2: not okay, but but I'm not okay. 537 00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:24,200 Speaker 1: Really yeah, fuck, stand on your own two feet, mate, 538 00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:28,760 Speaker 1: make a decision. I don't know. Well to her half 539 00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:31,320 Speaker 1: she likes sex too exactly. Yeah, I'm saying it's tough. 540 00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:34,840 Speaker 2: I don't I'm gonna I reckon fu two years. I 541 00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:35,520 Speaker 2: don't think I could do it. 542 00:26:35,560 --> 00:26:36,960 Speaker 1: I'm saying no as well. I don't think I could 543 00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:39,120 Speaker 1: do it. There's no way. I like sex rever too much. 544 00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:40,760 Speaker 1: It's not even like about that for me. 545 00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:45,520 Speaker 2: It's more about the ah I want to say, it's 546 00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:46,760 Speaker 2: about the connection with the partner. 547 00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:49,240 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's more of like, how can 548 00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:53,920 Speaker 1: I even put it? Like i'd tell you what the 549 00:26:54,040 --> 00:26:59,760 Speaker 1: build up though? You know you're you're, you're twenty two, 550 00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:02,040 Speaker 1: it's in you. Guys get to have sex in two 551 00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:05,439 Speaker 1: months and five hundred grand each're like, we've gone this long? Yeah, 552 00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:08,000 Speaker 1: think about the build up and then the sex man 553 00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:12,080 Speaker 1: two years. I haven't No, I don't think I could 554 00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:12,520 Speaker 1: do it. I don't know. 555 00:27:12,640 --> 00:27:15,480 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, this is stupid. 556 00:27:16,119 --> 00:27:20,040 Speaker 1: Who wants money anyway? Stupid? All those ask your friends. 557 00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:33,840 Speaker 1: Thanks for listening, guys, Thank you once again everybody. On Wednesday, 558 00:27:33,880 --> 00:27:36,680 Speaker 1: we've got coming up. We're doing it again. What banger? 559 00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:38,640 Speaker 2: What did you think you could change about him? Because 560 00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:39,840 Speaker 2: it was so good last time? 561 00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:43,720 Speaker 1: And then we're doing a deep segment on imposter syndrome. 562 00:27:44,359 --> 00:27:47,760 Speaker 1: Everyone's got it, from famous people to non famous. I'm 563 00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:49,480 Speaker 1: experienced a little bit of it. At the moment. 564 00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:52,640 Speaker 2: You'll find out, I'll find out. I'll find out, guys. 565 00:27:53,720 --> 00:27:56,159 Speaker 2: And then we finished with a brand new segment. Are 566 00:27:56,160 --> 00:27:57,480 Speaker 2: we going to explain it? We're just going to tell 567 00:27:57,480 --> 00:27:58,080 Speaker 2: you what it's called. 568 00:27:58,359 --> 00:28:02,080 Speaker 1: We're basically we're all in a cafe. Yeah, well you'll 569 00:28:02,119 --> 00:28:05,040 Speaker 1: see what we're doing. Yeah, it's funny. 570 00:28:05,080 --> 00:28:09,200 Speaker 2: There's a challenge involved. All right, go watch Wednesday after 571 00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:10,200 Speaker 2: this when it comes out. 572 00:28:10,240 --> 00:28:11,760 Speaker 1: But we love you all. Thanks for tuning in.