1 00:00:05,840 --> 00:00:09,520 Speaker 1: To the podcast. Well, Tommy gren and chat. You can 2 00:00:09,560 --> 00:00:13,080 Speaker 1: go listen separately as well. Also we needed there's an 3 00:00:13,119 --> 00:00:16,200 Speaker 1: amazing story about Steve Irwin and how he didn't get 4 00:00:16,200 --> 00:00:18,239 Speaker 1: Australian of the Year. That's in the podcast as well. 5 00:00:18,280 --> 00:00:20,960 Speaker 1: But another big one as well, This has gone everywhere. 6 00:00:21,079 --> 00:00:23,479 Speaker 2: The guy that had to well. 7 00:00:23,320 --> 00:00:26,160 Speaker 1: He lost his penis, but they actually put it onto 8 00:00:26,200 --> 00:00:26,600 Speaker 1: his arm. 9 00:00:27,800 --> 00:00:30,120 Speaker 3: Have you got detachable penis in the system? 10 00:00:30,520 --> 00:00:31,440 Speaker 4: Do you remember that song? 11 00:00:31,520 --> 00:00:32,000 Speaker 2: It was great. 12 00:00:34,040 --> 00:00:36,760 Speaker 3: I woke up this morning and my penis was gone. 13 00:00:37,640 --> 00:00:40,839 Speaker 5: I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and 14 00:00:40,920 --> 00:00:41,839 Speaker 5: my penis. 15 00:00:41,600 --> 00:00:45,000 Speaker 3: Was I mean, this blog spent six years to take 16 00:00:45,080 --> 00:00:47,440 Speaker 3: you to right this guy just spent six years with 17 00:00:47,479 --> 00:00:48,800 Speaker 3: a penis growing on his forearm. 18 00:00:49,560 --> 00:00:52,000 Speaker 1: And we're also going to do remarrying an X in 19 00:00:52,080 --> 00:00:53,040 Speaker 1: the podcast as well. 20 00:00:53,080 --> 00:00:54,360 Speaker 2: Who has a penis on their arm? 21 00:00:55,320 --> 00:00:57,520 Speaker 4: They don't have to have a penis on their arm. 22 00:00:57,560 --> 00:00:58,880 Speaker 3: This guy ran into a bit of trouble when he 23 00:00:58,880 --> 00:01:01,120 Speaker 3: tried to get something off the top shelf once at 24 00:01:01,120 --> 00:01:04,520 Speaker 3: a supermarket to help an old lady out what she 25 00:01:04,640 --> 00:01:05,280 Speaker 3: ended up in all. 26 00:01:05,200 --> 00:01:06,920 Speaker 2: Sorts of here's the podcast. 27 00:01:08,440 --> 00:01:11,560 Speaker 3: Let's talk about old mate Bell Gates. You know he's 28 00:01:11,600 --> 00:01:13,280 Speaker 3: having a swing. He's come out with a new warning 29 00:01:13,319 --> 00:01:15,600 Speaker 3: about COVID tur saying we haven't seen the worst of it. 30 00:01:16,040 --> 00:01:18,720 Speaker 2: Like you just feel that's a good start of the day. 31 00:01:18,760 --> 00:01:19,560 Speaker 2: That sound, isn't it? 32 00:01:19,560 --> 00:01:23,520 Speaker 3: It's just a do they still have that? 33 00:01:24,720 --> 00:01:26,640 Speaker 2: How long it took to come up with that sound? 34 00:01:27,120 --> 00:01:29,479 Speaker 3: How many people are involved in making that one sound? 35 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:33,240 Speaker 3: Have you got the dull dial up internet? Is that 36 00:01:33,319 --> 00:01:33,760 Speaker 3: in the system? 37 00:01:33,840 --> 00:01:35,000 Speaker 2: Let know that that? 38 00:01:35,240 --> 00:01:36,600 Speaker 4: Actually that makes. 39 00:01:36,360 --> 00:01:39,560 Speaker 6: You anxiety because it never You were always like, it's 40 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:40,319 Speaker 6: not going to connect. 41 00:01:40,360 --> 00:01:42,120 Speaker 4: Okay, that sounds normal. Yeah, that should be. 42 00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:42,840 Speaker 2: Okay. 43 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:49,160 Speaker 3: We in Oh my god, here's it. Okay, got through 44 00:01:49,200 --> 00:01:50,480 Speaker 3: to Napster, guys. I'm on Napstar. 45 00:01:50,800 --> 00:01:53,120 Speaker 7: Yes, I'm going to download half a song though. 46 00:01:53,920 --> 00:01:55,000 Speaker 4: One Lime wire guys. 47 00:01:55,400 --> 00:01:56,520 Speaker 2: I remember Coldplay. 48 00:01:56,640 --> 00:01:59,200 Speaker 1: Yellow was our first song we downloaded from Napster and 49 00:01:59,280 --> 00:02:01,080 Speaker 1: it took an hour and hour and when we got out. 50 00:02:00,960 --> 00:02:02,760 Speaker 2: We were like, oh my god, we didn't even pay 51 00:02:02,800 --> 00:02:03,480 Speaker 2: for this. 52 00:02:05,440 --> 00:02:05,840 Speaker 4: Do you know what. 53 00:02:05,920 --> 00:02:08,480 Speaker 3: I then ran a lead from our computer threw a 54 00:02:08,760 --> 00:02:11,640 Speaker 3: wall into the speakers in the living room, just because 55 00:02:11,639 --> 00:02:14,240 Speaker 3: that was the only way you could get computer music 56 00:02:14,560 --> 00:02:18,120 Speaker 3: or data type music in through eystereo. And I thought 57 00:02:18,120 --> 00:02:21,880 Speaker 3: mane I am the future right here under the house 58 00:02:21,919 --> 00:02:22,640 Speaker 3: with a big drill. 59 00:02:22,680 --> 00:02:22,840 Speaker 4: Bit. 60 00:02:23,360 --> 00:02:26,640 Speaker 3: Dad, I've done something really clever, didn't actually work. 61 00:02:26,680 --> 00:02:28,840 Speaker 4: I made the cables myself, so apart well. 62 00:02:28,919 --> 00:02:30,119 Speaker 2: The Comodol sixty four. 63 00:02:30,240 --> 00:02:32,519 Speaker 1: Remember load Star Coma eight come on one and it 64 00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:34,760 Speaker 1: would take an hour and a half to load one game. 65 00:02:35,400 --> 00:02:37,040 Speaker 1: I remember you used to have to load it on 66 00:02:37,080 --> 00:02:39,440 Speaker 1: a cassette. It was a cassette. The games used to 67 00:02:39,480 --> 00:02:40,720 Speaker 1: come in cassettes. 68 00:02:40,800 --> 00:02:42,360 Speaker 2: Load it and come back an hour and a half 69 00:02:42,480 --> 00:02:43,400 Speaker 2: later and it. 70 00:02:43,400 --> 00:02:48,080 Speaker 3: Would go ra, oh, you think it's ready to go? 71 00:02:48,080 --> 00:02:49,079 Speaker 4: Good old Bill Gates. 72 00:02:49,160 --> 00:02:51,640 Speaker 3: Let's talk about marriage, because we know that he separated 73 00:02:51,639 --> 00:02:55,000 Speaker 3: from Melinda, and that's well publicized divorce here. They were 74 00:02:55,040 --> 00:02:59,040 Speaker 3: married for twenty seven years. She started working at Microsoft, 75 00:02:59,120 --> 00:03:02,040 Speaker 3: and that's where the romance started. What's interesting is it's 76 00:03:02,080 --> 00:03:05,840 Speaker 3: been a couple of years since they've broken up. And 77 00:03:05,880 --> 00:03:09,079 Speaker 3: he says that every family or every marriage goes through 78 00:03:09,080 --> 00:03:11,519 Speaker 3: a transition after children have grown up and they've left 79 00:03:11,520 --> 00:03:14,800 Speaker 3: the home, and for him, the transition was called divorce. 80 00:03:15,760 --> 00:03:17,959 Speaker 3: So he said, it's such a pivotal point when the 81 00:03:18,040 --> 00:03:20,480 Speaker 3: kids walk out that you turn to your partner and 82 00:03:20,480 --> 00:03:23,480 Speaker 3: you go, right, where do we go from here, and 83 00:03:23,560 --> 00:03:26,640 Speaker 3: you hope that you realize your freedoms and you can 84 00:03:26,720 --> 00:03:28,280 Speaker 3: run off into all the things you've been wanting to 85 00:03:28,280 --> 00:03:31,280 Speaker 3: do before the our bloody tin lids pegged you down, 86 00:03:31,280 --> 00:03:31,760 Speaker 3: you know what I mean. 87 00:03:31,919 --> 00:03:34,400 Speaker 2: So it wouldn't be like that. It wouldn't be that easy, 88 00:03:34,440 --> 00:03:37,080 Speaker 2: wouldn't It wouldn't be his cut cord. Now I can 89 00:03:37,120 --> 00:03:37,800 Speaker 2: go and party. 90 00:03:37,880 --> 00:03:39,320 Speaker 4: It's not like no is no. 91 00:03:39,960 --> 00:03:42,400 Speaker 3: He then went on to say he had the greatest 92 00:03:42,400 --> 00:03:46,680 Speaker 3: marriage he was then asked Bill, would you marry again? 93 00:03:47,480 --> 00:03:51,320 Speaker 3: He said yes, but I'm talking about Melinda. I would 94 00:03:51,360 --> 00:03:52,720 Speaker 3: marry her all over again. 95 00:03:53,560 --> 00:03:56,440 Speaker 6: That'sse didn't she turn a blind eye to all his behaviors. 96 00:03:56,880 --> 00:03:57,480 Speaker 4: I don't think. 97 00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:01,120 Speaker 3: I don't think he's suggested that he just would marry 98 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:03,839 Speaker 3: somebody that's okay with all the wrongs that he does. 99 00:04:03,880 --> 00:04:06,920 Speaker 3: Says he's looking back on the marriage and going, hey, 100 00:04:07,480 --> 00:04:10,240 Speaker 3: we were a really good team. I'd love to know 101 00:04:10,240 --> 00:04:14,200 Speaker 3: if there's anybody that's divorced right or the marriage is 102 00:04:14,240 --> 00:04:17,120 Speaker 3: broken up. You've gone your own ways, but if you 103 00:04:17,200 --> 00:04:20,400 Speaker 3: had your time still, even though they may have taken 104 00:04:20,440 --> 00:04:23,839 Speaker 3: off with somebody else, you'd still marry them again. 105 00:04:24,200 --> 00:04:27,679 Speaker 1: Isn't there an element of you know what, Okay, let's divorce, 106 00:04:27,839 --> 00:04:30,160 Speaker 1: this is not working out. But then you go off 107 00:04:30,200 --> 00:04:33,320 Speaker 1: for a few years and you try other relationships. Is 108 00:04:33,320 --> 00:04:35,880 Speaker 1: there an element of you know what, I can't find 109 00:04:35,920 --> 00:04:36,919 Speaker 1: anyone as good. 110 00:04:36,760 --> 00:04:37,080 Speaker 4: As you. 111 00:04:38,960 --> 00:04:39,760 Speaker 2: I come back. 112 00:04:40,320 --> 00:04:43,760 Speaker 1: Is there an element of desperation when you and try 113 00:04:43,800 --> 00:04:46,359 Speaker 1: to No, I don't think some marriage going again. 114 00:04:46,600 --> 00:04:49,520 Speaker 6: It isn't that a recognition that things were really good? 115 00:04:49,560 --> 00:04:51,440 Speaker 6: And then you have time a part, you do things 116 00:04:51,440 --> 00:04:53,400 Speaker 6: you want to do, and then the love is still there. 117 00:04:54,279 --> 00:04:56,359 Speaker 3: It's the ultimate test, isn't it to see if the 118 00:04:56,400 --> 00:04:58,400 Speaker 3: love is still there and if you find yourself two 119 00:04:58,440 --> 00:05:01,040 Speaker 3: years down the track going there's one thing missing in 120 00:05:01,040 --> 00:05:01,480 Speaker 3: my life. 121 00:05:01,680 --> 00:05:03,000 Speaker 4: Oh my god, it was Melinda. 122 00:05:03,200 --> 00:05:04,200 Speaker 2: It's not Microsoft. 123 00:05:04,400 --> 00:05:07,520 Speaker 4: Don't worry about Windows ninety five. I want her back. 124 00:05:07,560 --> 00:05:08,640 Speaker 4: I would marry her again. 125 00:05:08,880 --> 00:05:12,280 Speaker 6: It's a huge comfort as well. Oh yeah, and you 126 00:05:12,320 --> 00:05:14,240 Speaker 6: see them and you like even when I saw my 127 00:05:14,279 --> 00:05:16,520 Speaker 6: ex for the first time, I didn't want to get back. 128 00:05:16,520 --> 00:05:19,359 Speaker 6: There wasn't the romance, but there was a familiarity. It 129 00:05:19,440 --> 00:05:22,600 Speaker 6: felt really nice and it was safe, and it was like, Wow, 130 00:05:22,680 --> 00:05:24,039 Speaker 6: this is lovely to see you. 131 00:05:24,120 --> 00:05:28,240 Speaker 1: Do you know what, I'm not bite I tell you 132 00:05:28,279 --> 00:05:31,200 Speaker 1: this I'm not getting you another wedding gift, that's for sure. 133 00:05:31,279 --> 00:05:34,560 Speaker 1: If someone right, If you into one wedding right and 134 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:37,240 Speaker 1: then ten years later they they got divorced. Ten years 135 00:05:37,279 --> 00:05:39,160 Speaker 1: later they decided to fall in love again and they 136 00:05:39,160 --> 00:05:42,800 Speaker 1: got married again. There's no way you're getting a second 137 00:05:42,800 --> 00:05:44,120 Speaker 1: wedding gift, are you. 138 00:05:44,160 --> 00:05:45,240 Speaker 4: Probably that's an extension. 139 00:05:45,440 --> 00:05:47,480 Speaker 7: Well, you buy someone a birthday gift every year, why 140 00:05:47,480 --> 00:05:49,000 Speaker 7: when you get them another wedding ear. 141 00:05:50,520 --> 00:05:51,320 Speaker 4: You've had your one? 142 00:05:52,120 --> 00:05:52,960 Speaker 2: No chance? 143 00:05:53,240 --> 00:05:53,480 Speaker 4: Do you know? 144 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:55,240 Speaker 3: At Leasta and I often you know when you go 145 00:05:55,320 --> 00:05:56,680 Speaker 3: out as a couple and you sit down, you look 146 00:05:56,720 --> 00:06:00,120 Speaker 3: around the restaurant and you go, that's the first to 147 00:06:00,200 --> 00:06:01,880 Speaker 3: a last date? Is that a tinder date? 148 00:06:01,960 --> 00:06:02,039 Speaker 2: Like? 149 00:06:02,080 --> 00:06:03,279 Speaker 4: What are they doing over there? 150 00:06:03,440 --> 00:06:04,800 Speaker 3: I mean, he's got a piece, put a lot of 151 00:06:04,800 --> 00:06:06,520 Speaker 3: effort into his outfit, so I think he's trying to 152 00:06:06,520 --> 00:06:08,599 Speaker 3: impress that must be a first date. And then we 153 00:06:08,600 --> 00:06:10,919 Speaker 3: sit back and we go, Oh my god. If I 154 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:13,800 Speaker 3: was single, I'd be hopeless. I couldn't do it. I 155 00:06:13,839 --> 00:06:15,760 Speaker 3: couldn't be bothered going through with it all again. 156 00:06:18,720 --> 00:06:21,400 Speaker 2: It felt like a holiday after your holiday plan. 157 00:06:21,520 --> 00:06:22,880 Speaker 4: You get away now and make. 158 00:06:22,760 --> 00:06:25,440 Speaker 3: Up for missed holidays with what if dot Com Plus. 159 00:06:25,480 --> 00:06:28,839 Speaker 1: Select hotels are fully refinable, so you can book with confidence. 160 00:06:29,040 --> 00:06:32,680 Speaker 4: Booking cantilation windows apply. What if it's Ozzie for travel? 161 00:06:33,839 --> 00:06:36,800 Speaker 3: Bill wants back in? Bill Gates wants to remarry Melinda. 162 00:06:36,920 --> 00:06:39,560 Speaker 4: He's keen. I've made a mistake. Guy, it's been two years. 163 00:06:40,120 --> 00:06:40,880 Speaker 4: Let me back again. 164 00:06:41,080 --> 00:06:41,480 Speaker 2: Yeah, I know. 165 00:06:41,720 --> 00:06:43,040 Speaker 3: Love to know if you got back with your ex 166 00:06:43,080 --> 00:06:45,120 Speaker 3: after quite a while? Bell and Ashfield, what's. 167 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:48,880 Speaker 8: Your story as I was together with my husband for 168 00:06:49,120 --> 00:06:53,000 Speaker 8: twenty years and a year ago I left him for 169 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:58,039 Speaker 8: a girl, and yeah, we're back together. So it's been 170 00:06:58,080 --> 00:07:04,039 Speaker 8: a month. Hard but yeah, on the right track. And yeah, 171 00:07:04,480 --> 00:07:05,239 Speaker 8: well Bill. 172 00:07:05,160 --> 00:07:08,720 Speaker 2: Did you get a divorce or no, you stayed married? 173 00:07:09,800 --> 00:07:13,200 Speaker 8: We separated, but I didn't get engaged to the girl 174 00:07:13,280 --> 00:07:17,000 Speaker 8: I ended up with two months into that relationship, right, 175 00:07:17,240 --> 00:07:19,160 Speaker 8: So it was a bit of a tough one to 176 00:07:19,200 --> 00:07:19,960 Speaker 8: break that one. 177 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:21,480 Speaker 4: But Belle, how did you meet the girl? 178 00:07:22,920 --> 00:07:24,880 Speaker 8: Tindern So what then? 179 00:07:24,920 --> 00:07:27,640 Speaker 7: You just wanted to go back to your husband? Did 180 00:07:27,640 --> 00:07:28,240 Speaker 7: you miss him? 181 00:07:29,200 --> 00:07:29,480 Speaker 4: Yeah? 182 00:07:29,800 --> 00:07:33,080 Speaker 8: Yeah, so I guess like you have so many memories 183 00:07:33,160 --> 00:07:36,800 Speaker 8: and so much going on over twenty years, like we 184 00:07:36,840 --> 00:07:40,440 Speaker 8: have two kids and in our own property and all 185 00:07:40,480 --> 00:07:41,000 Speaker 8: this stuff. 186 00:07:41,080 --> 00:07:42,800 Speaker 2: So Belle, tell. 187 00:07:42,680 --> 00:07:44,920 Speaker 3: Me about the moment you realize so you've gone, you've 188 00:07:44,920 --> 00:07:47,920 Speaker 3: moved on, You're in a new relationship, you're engaged to 189 00:07:47,960 --> 00:07:50,880 Speaker 3: that person. What was the moment where you went, Nah, 190 00:07:51,240 --> 00:07:53,360 Speaker 3: this is not for me and I miss what I had. 191 00:07:54,600 --> 00:07:54,800 Speaker 4: Yeah. 192 00:07:54,920 --> 00:07:58,760 Speaker 8: I think during the new relationship, I still kept in 193 00:07:58,800 --> 00:08:03,080 Speaker 8: contact a lot. So still it was during lockdown as well, 194 00:08:03,160 --> 00:08:06,240 Speaker 8: so I would go over there daily and catch up 195 00:08:06,280 --> 00:08:09,120 Speaker 8: with the kids, and that was my excuse. But I 196 00:08:09,160 --> 00:08:12,800 Speaker 8: was really there to see him interesting and yeah, so 197 00:08:12,880 --> 00:08:16,760 Speaker 8: I think it never kind of broke enough. And they 198 00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:19,800 Speaker 8: got to a point where both the girl and I 199 00:08:19,880 --> 00:08:21,880 Speaker 8: was sitting at dinner one night and we both looked 200 00:08:21,880 --> 00:08:23,920 Speaker 8: at each other and She's just like, you're doing love 201 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:24,720 Speaker 8: with him, and I. 202 00:08:24,680 --> 00:08:25,720 Speaker 9: Was like, yeah, I am. 203 00:08:26,960 --> 00:08:27,560 Speaker 2: It's amazing. 204 00:08:27,600 --> 00:08:29,440 Speaker 8: Yeah, it was a bit of a tough one because 205 00:08:29,440 --> 00:08:30,280 Speaker 8: that was her birthday. 206 00:08:30,360 --> 00:08:38,080 Speaker 1: But yeah, Jones in the temper of doom where he 207 00:08:38,080 --> 00:08:43,200 Speaker 1: grabs his heart pulls on the ground. Willing, Woollongong. Did 208 00:08:43,240 --> 00:08:44,920 Speaker 1: your parents get back together after splitting? 209 00:08:44,960 --> 00:08:46,839 Speaker 10: Will, Yeah, they did mate. 210 00:08:46,880 --> 00:08:50,480 Speaker 9: They were married for thirty years, had five children. The 211 00:08:50,720 --> 00:08:54,679 Speaker 9: youngest child moved out and they separated different partners' houses. 212 00:08:54,760 --> 00:08:58,000 Speaker 9: Divorces everything, and then three years later met each other 213 00:08:58,040 --> 00:09:00,719 Speaker 9: at a party, started dating and with within a year 214 00:09:00,760 --> 00:09:01,600 Speaker 9: we're remarried again. 215 00:09:01,679 --> 00:09:03,560 Speaker 2: Oh well, what's a great story? 216 00:09:03,880 --> 00:09:04,480 Speaker 5: It was? 217 00:09:04,480 --> 00:09:07,360 Speaker 2: The happy? Was the family happy about it? Will you're happy? 218 00:09:07,400 --> 00:09:11,160 Speaker 9: They go, I'm the youngest of the five of us, 219 00:09:11,200 --> 00:09:14,600 Speaker 9: and the sisters weren't too happy because they had to 220 00:09:14,640 --> 00:09:16,280 Speaker 9: go through all the divorce and all that kind of stuff. 221 00:09:16,840 --> 00:09:19,280 Speaker 9: When the parents got remarried, they were like a brand 222 00:09:19,280 --> 00:09:24,360 Speaker 9: new couple. It was disgusting. Oh well yeah, going away 223 00:09:24,559 --> 00:09:27,959 Speaker 9: romantic so but yeah, the family were too well to chine. 224 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:29,440 Speaker 9: But they got back together, so that was good. 225 00:09:29,520 --> 00:09:31,800 Speaker 3: What I don't understand is, I mean, I would suggest, 226 00:09:31,800 --> 00:09:32,880 Speaker 3: what are they pushing? 227 00:09:32,920 --> 00:09:34,440 Speaker 4: Seventy? Are they mate? How old are they? 228 00:09:34,679 --> 00:09:34,880 Speaker 11: Yeah? 229 00:09:34,920 --> 00:09:38,079 Speaker 9: They're in their eighties now married, happy ever since. 230 00:09:38,200 --> 00:09:40,720 Speaker 3: So what I mean at the later stage in life though, 231 00:09:40,720 --> 00:09:42,800 Speaker 3: when you hear those stories where someone might be seventy 232 00:09:42,840 --> 00:09:45,400 Speaker 3: plus and they then decide to break up. 233 00:09:46,040 --> 00:09:46,480 Speaker 2: I agree. 234 00:09:46,520 --> 00:09:48,760 Speaker 4: I'm always stumpy, funny, it's too late. 235 00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:51,160 Speaker 1: I agree with you, Like, you know, what, what what 236 00:09:51,200 --> 00:09:52,320 Speaker 1: are you going to get? 237 00:09:52,679 --> 00:09:53,400 Speaker 4: What's going to happen? 238 00:09:53,440 --> 00:09:55,400 Speaker 2: Now? 239 00:09:55,640 --> 00:09:58,400 Speaker 6: Being around someone like he's making you unhappy to have 240 00:09:58,520 --> 00:09:59,400 Speaker 6: them there then. 241 00:09:59,280 --> 00:10:01,559 Speaker 3: You'd rather be You should have known a bit earlier 242 00:10:01,559 --> 00:10:03,120 Speaker 3: and you would have had more time to run in 243 00:10:03,120 --> 00:10:03,520 Speaker 3: the field. 244 00:10:03,720 --> 00:10:07,120 Speaker 2: Is there a lesson with Will's call in in a marriage? 245 00:10:07,840 --> 00:10:08,840 Speaker 2: I mean, do you? 246 00:10:09,040 --> 00:10:11,320 Speaker 1: I mean part of the contract that you sign is 247 00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:13,920 Speaker 1: that there's there a couple of years off, maybe somewhere 248 00:10:13,960 --> 00:10:15,160 Speaker 1: around the age of forty two. 249 00:10:15,640 --> 00:10:17,280 Speaker 7: Every five years you get one off. 250 00:10:18,280 --> 00:10:20,640 Speaker 2: Nikki and Jiro, tell us about your auntie, Nikky. 251 00:10:21,160 --> 00:10:24,959 Speaker 12: Hey, guys, so my auntie and uncle they were married 252 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:29,000 Speaker 12: for about thirty five years. They had four kids. The 253 00:10:29,080 --> 00:10:35,920 Speaker 12: eldest is now about fifty yep, so about fourteen years 254 00:10:35,920 --> 00:10:39,319 Speaker 12: ago they separated, divorce. He had a couple of girlfriends 255 00:10:39,360 --> 00:10:42,520 Speaker 12: who have right here and there, But in the past 256 00:10:42,559 --> 00:10:45,440 Speaker 12: twelve months have actually just got back got back together again. 257 00:10:45,520 --> 00:10:48,840 Speaker 2: Great story, Nick, Yeah, and they're. 258 00:10:48,640 --> 00:10:51,280 Speaker 12: Sort of back to living back together again. And yeah, 259 00:10:51,320 --> 00:10:54,120 Speaker 12: my cousin also said, a sickening just watching them whole 260 00:10:54,160 --> 00:10:55,000 Speaker 12: time and everything else. 261 00:10:55,040 --> 00:10:58,280 Speaker 3: I love that they did they separate to start with, Nick, 262 00:10:58,320 --> 00:11:00,920 Speaker 3: after going through so much in thirty five years of marriage. 263 00:11:01,360 --> 00:11:04,880 Speaker 12: Look, I'm not really sure. I can't. I didn't get 264 00:11:04,880 --> 00:11:05,600 Speaker 12: into it with them. 265 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:08,640 Speaker 4: It's not like it sounds like uncles. 266 00:11:08,800 --> 00:11:12,360 Speaker 2: Of a pants marriage. No, it's not at all into it, 267 00:11:12,440 --> 00:11:13,680 Speaker 2: but of a lad down at the local. 268 00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:17,720 Speaker 1: You become too comfortable in a relationship, and you know what, 269 00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:19,800 Speaker 1: you probably get to a point where you're arguing all 270 00:11:19,840 --> 00:11:22,080 Speaker 1: the time. You need a break from each other and 271 00:11:22,200 --> 00:11:25,400 Speaker 1: absences makes the heart fonder. You need that time off 272 00:11:25,400 --> 00:11:27,200 Speaker 1: to then go, you know what, I really do love 273 00:11:27,240 --> 00:11:28,679 Speaker 1: that person. 274 00:11:28,679 --> 00:11:33,439 Speaker 2: I reckon, this should be mandatory. Ellen's Park. 275 00:11:33,840 --> 00:11:34,840 Speaker 4: What's your story, Dina. 276 00:11:35,640 --> 00:11:39,400 Speaker 5: Yeah, me and my wife for Mary for specix years 277 00:11:39,440 --> 00:11:43,240 Speaker 5: here we separated for five years. Again, we shall be 278 00:11:43,240 --> 00:11:46,160 Speaker 5: going cinema. So it's been great so around. 279 00:11:46,200 --> 00:11:47,200 Speaker 4: You'd recommend the break? 280 00:11:48,640 --> 00:11:49,600 Speaker 5: I do sometimes? 281 00:11:49,640 --> 00:11:55,360 Speaker 1: Yeah, sometimes sometimes yes so, but we're crazy. 282 00:11:55,400 --> 00:11:56,800 Speaker 5: The word the first time sore you? 283 00:11:57,240 --> 00:11:59,600 Speaker 2: So, Dean. Did you have other partners in the break? 284 00:12:00,440 --> 00:12:00,520 Speaker 13: No? 285 00:12:00,640 --> 00:12:03,920 Speaker 5: I didn't. Did she No did, because we had done 286 00:12:03,920 --> 00:12:06,560 Speaker 5: the same rooster we had we had four kydega five. 287 00:12:06,800 --> 00:12:08,320 Speaker 4: Oh good. 288 00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:09,360 Speaker 5: We shared a house together. 289 00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:11,640 Speaker 2: You just needed a break from each other to realize 290 00:12:11,640 --> 00:12:13,040 Speaker 2: how much you love each other. Day. 291 00:12:13,240 --> 00:12:15,400 Speaker 5: Yeah, we've got to give her bet to give her again, 292 00:12:15,480 --> 00:12:15,840 Speaker 5: madeter on. 293 00:12:15,920 --> 00:12:18,080 Speaker 9: And then I answered to remarried me back to Tenney's ago, 294 00:12:18,200 --> 00:12:19,160 Speaker 9: and she said. 295 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:21,080 Speaker 2: Yes, that's a beautiful story. 296 00:12:21,400 --> 00:12:22,720 Speaker 4: How she would have ever left you doing? 297 00:12:22,800 --> 00:12:24,880 Speaker 2: Paul in Bankstown? Did you make get back with his 298 00:12:24,920 --> 00:12:25,360 Speaker 2: ex wife? 299 00:12:25,400 --> 00:12:25,640 Speaker 1: Paul? 300 00:12:28,600 --> 00:12:31,280 Speaker 2: There's yeah, Paulie, what happened mate? 301 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:33,040 Speaker 11: Yes, so one of. 302 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:35,520 Speaker 14: My mates was married for twenty years to his wife 303 00:12:35,559 --> 00:12:39,079 Speaker 14: and his bloody ended up taking off of his wife's sister. 304 00:12:40,640 --> 00:12:42,480 Speaker 2: That's going to get way to go down well in 305 00:12:42,480 --> 00:12:45,720 Speaker 2: the family. So okay. So that so then they split, Paul. 306 00:12:45,880 --> 00:12:46,880 Speaker 2: Was there a bit of a break? 307 00:12:47,960 --> 00:12:50,280 Speaker 14: Yes, So he was in a relationship with the sister 308 00:12:50,360 --> 00:12:53,600 Speaker 14: for approbably two years and then they ended up getting 309 00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:57,360 Speaker 14: remarried and living a whole happy life. Now there to 310 00:12:58,040 --> 00:12:58,720 Speaker 14: two children. 311 00:12:58,760 --> 00:13:00,320 Speaker 4: What about the sisters sister? 312 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:02,199 Speaker 2: Is the sister involved, Paul? 313 00:13:02,640 --> 00:13:05,240 Speaker 14: How the sister goes over for some Sunday dinner and 314 00:13:05,600 --> 00:13:08,600 Speaker 14: Christmas innomated? It's a bit of a bit of a 315 00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:09,400 Speaker 14: funny situation. 316 00:13:09,559 --> 00:13:11,520 Speaker 3: Wouldn't surprise me if you put in a phone call 317 00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:13,920 Speaker 3: to the sister, Paul, your old dog. 318 00:13:14,120 --> 00:13:16,720 Speaker 4: Guys, we know about you. 319 00:13:17,960 --> 00:13:21,920 Speaker 1: I'm proud when you talk forgiveness. That's that's a pretty 320 00:13:21,920 --> 00:13:22,959 Speaker 1: good app Yeah. 321 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:24,920 Speaker 3: How do you sit across the table where with one 322 00:13:24,960 --> 00:13:27,600 Speaker 3: sister and jumping you're jumping all over the place, aren't you. 323 00:13:27,760 --> 00:13:29,680 Speaker 2: I mean you would know, sir, with a couple of brothers, 324 00:13:29,720 --> 00:13:30,320 Speaker 2: wouldn't you. You? 325 00:13:30,880 --> 00:13:35,199 Speaker 7: Okay, and normally whip goes down that road beneath you not. 326 00:13:35,160 --> 00:13:35,760 Speaker 4: To bring that up. 327 00:13:35,880 --> 00:13:37,800 Speaker 2: Do you know? Have you spoken to that family? 328 00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:40,080 Speaker 1: Are they still Are they still torn apart by that 329 00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:41,920 Speaker 1: story where you're hooked up with both the brothers. 330 00:13:42,080 --> 00:13:44,000 Speaker 7: Mum is very good friends with their mum. 331 00:13:44,120 --> 00:13:46,240 Speaker 3: It's all fine, yeah, but the great news is the 332 00:13:46,320 --> 00:13:48,840 Speaker 3: third brother who's feeling very left out at the stage. 333 00:13:49,320 --> 00:13:51,240 Speaker 3: And just to point out it wasn't at the same time, 334 00:13:51,320 --> 00:13:55,240 Speaker 3: since it was, it wasn't at the same time, it was, Well, 335 00:13:55,280 --> 00:14:02,439 Speaker 3: they own Facebook. Wow, modern day medicine, guys, let's get 336 00:14:02,480 --> 00:14:06,520 Speaker 3: into it. This is genius. This headline caught my attention yesterday, 337 00:14:06,840 --> 00:14:09,079 Speaker 3: actually turned up on a couple of WhatsApp chats as well. 338 00:14:09,920 --> 00:14:12,240 Speaker 3: I've had a penis on my arm for six years 339 00:14:12,720 --> 00:14:14,880 Speaker 3: and now I finally feel like a real man. 340 00:14:14,920 --> 00:14:16,400 Speaker 4: It's okay, it's his penis. 341 00:14:17,280 --> 00:14:20,520 Speaker 1: I saw that story online and I thought, I reckon whipper. 342 00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:23,120 Speaker 2: We'll start this story with I'm just going to read 343 00:14:23,120 --> 00:14:23,600 Speaker 2: the headline. 344 00:14:23,640 --> 00:14:25,160 Speaker 3: I'm just going to go to the headline here I've 345 00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:27,440 Speaker 3: had a penis on my arm for six years, and 346 00:14:27,480 --> 00:14:29,200 Speaker 3: now I finally felt like a real man. 347 00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:30,560 Speaker 4: He got a blood infection. 348 00:14:30,640 --> 00:14:34,840 Speaker 3: This poor man, what's his name, Malcolm, Malcolm McDonald Malcolm 349 00:14:34,920 --> 00:14:35,680 Speaker 3: got a blood infection. 350 00:14:35,800 --> 00:14:37,520 Speaker 4: His penis fell off in the bathroom one. 351 00:14:37,480 --> 00:14:40,960 Speaker 3: Day, which is a horrible day, I would have thought 352 00:14:41,120 --> 00:14:45,280 Speaker 3: for Malcolm. This was in twenty ten, and the doctors 353 00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:49,560 Speaker 3: then built how's this a new six inch member and 354 00:14:49,720 --> 00:14:52,080 Speaker 3: it was meant to be attached in twenty fifteen, but 355 00:14:52,160 --> 00:14:54,320 Speaker 3: due to a lack of oxygen in the blood, was 356 00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:56,920 Speaker 3: then grafted temporarily. 357 00:14:56,320 --> 00:14:57,040 Speaker 4: To his arm. 358 00:14:57,120 --> 00:15:00,480 Speaker 2: Wouldn't you do it on your leg and then gene 359 00:15:00,920 --> 00:15:01,400 Speaker 2: like your. 360 00:15:01,280 --> 00:15:03,280 Speaker 7: Hip or something? Said that it's hidden, Well. 361 00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:04,680 Speaker 2: You're not going to Why would you put it on 362 00:15:04,680 --> 00:15:06,080 Speaker 2: your arm so everyone can see it? 363 00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:08,360 Speaker 3: Well, that's the tricky thing. It was on his forearm. 364 00:15:08,360 --> 00:15:10,120 Speaker 3: Maybe then did the blood flow of the veins that 365 00:15:10,120 --> 00:15:11,760 Speaker 3: are in your forearm for it to grow? 366 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:13,240 Speaker 7: It was yours on your forehead? 367 00:15:13,320 --> 00:15:18,080 Speaker 4: Really good question were jumping? First? 368 00:15:15,520 --> 00:15:21,320 Speaker 3: I was waiting for a nose, to be honest, And 369 00:15:21,360 --> 00:15:24,480 Speaker 3: then because of COVID they weren't able to perform the 370 00:15:24,520 --> 00:15:27,160 Speaker 3: operation and it had to stay on his arm and 371 00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:30,480 Speaker 3: has been there for six years or so, he said. 372 00:15:30,480 --> 00:15:31,320 Speaker 4: It hasn't been easy. 373 00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:33,800 Speaker 3: An elderly lady once asked him to get an item 374 00:15:33,840 --> 00:15:36,400 Speaker 3: off the top shelf of the supermarket, and the Willie 375 00:15:36,440 --> 00:15:38,360 Speaker 3: came loose as his shirt came up and swung down 376 00:15:38,360 --> 00:15:39,080 Speaker 3: and hit her in the head. 377 00:15:39,920 --> 00:15:42,680 Speaker 7: That's a tough She would have thought it was fake. 378 00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:46,440 Speaker 14: How do you. 379 00:15:47,520 --> 00:15:51,560 Speaker 3: How do you apologize when a woman's I think I've 380 00:15:51,600 --> 00:15:53,800 Speaker 3: just been hit by Well, it's in the head from 381 00:15:53,840 --> 00:15:55,400 Speaker 3: your arm. 382 00:15:55,640 --> 00:15:59,280 Speaker 1: How that is just it's hard to introduce yourself like 383 00:15:59,360 --> 00:16:00,920 Speaker 1: that to other people? 384 00:16:01,120 --> 00:16:02,400 Speaker 2: Do you tell them straight up? 385 00:16:02,760 --> 00:16:04,560 Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest with Yeah, if we're going to 386 00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:06,000 Speaker 1: go down the beach today, I'm going to give you 387 00:16:06,040 --> 00:16:08,080 Speaker 1: their heads out just on the forearm. I've got a 388 00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:09,040 Speaker 1: Willie on my arm yep. 389 00:16:09,560 --> 00:16:11,680 Speaker 4: Can you actually do it? Can you do favor? Could 390 00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:13,920 Speaker 4: you just put some sunscreen on my WILLI on my 391 00:16:14,080 --> 00:16:15,760 Speaker 4: arm to my back. That'd be great. 392 00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:19,680 Speaker 3: It's a great party trick here, isn't it? Just shaking hands? 393 00:16:19,760 --> 00:16:23,080 Speaker 3: I'm really excited to see you. What hang on a minute. 394 00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:24,520 Speaker 2: But it wouldn't it wouldn't do that. 395 00:16:24,840 --> 00:16:27,280 Speaker 1: What do you mean wouldn't know it wouldn't know it's 396 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:28,440 Speaker 1: always going to be flaccid. 397 00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:31,480 Speaker 3: Good, and it did when they then put a back on. 398 00:16:31,920 --> 00:16:34,120 Speaker 3: In the documentary, which has a really clever name, the 399 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:35,400 Speaker 3: Man with a Penis on his Arm. 400 00:16:36,840 --> 00:16:40,720 Speaker 4: My guys, I had an idea for that quick. 401 00:16:40,520 --> 00:16:43,120 Speaker 3: Brainstorm for the name of the doco. Anyone, Anyone, anyone, 402 00:16:43,840 --> 00:16:45,800 Speaker 3: the man with a penis on his arm. So he 403 00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:47,800 Speaker 3: was a keen darts player too, so this was a 404 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:49,200 Speaker 3: little bit of an issue of fits. When he was 405 00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:53,000 Speaker 3: shooting for one hundred and eighty. Quite often with the 406 00:16:53,040 --> 00:16:56,360 Speaker 3: throw of the dart, it would launch almost following his hand. 407 00:16:56,520 --> 00:16:57,920 Speaker 2: Always got a whole new meeting. 408 00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:01,920 Speaker 3: Yeah it does with the great news, great could we 409 00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:06,959 Speaker 3: He learned how to tuck the arrows under it fits 410 00:17:07,280 --> 00:17:11,640 Speaker 3: almost like a wholester, and hold onto the arrows, so 411 00:17:11,680 --> 00:17:14,600 Speaker 3: he was able to throw and hold his arrows with 412 00:17:14,720 --> 00:17:21,080 Speaker 3: one hand at the same time. It goes on to 413 00:17:21,119 --> 00:17:25,480 Speaker 3: say was made out of flesh from Malcolm's arm, which 414 00:17:25,560 --> 00:17:28,160 Speaker 3: allows it to feel, so it did have some sensitivity. 415 00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:31,600 Speaker 3: He eventually then had a pump installed how's this in 416 00:17:31,680 --> 00:17:34,479 Speaker 3: a in his scrotum which would fill with the saline solution, 417 00:17:35,040 --> 00:17:38,240 Speaker 3: allowing him to actually become Excited's. 418 00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:41,280 Speaker 2: Just for technology. Could we fascinating? 419 00:17:43,080 --> 00:17:43,520 Speaker 4: We could? 420 00:17:43,960 --> 00:17:47,600 Speaker 1: It is so fascinating to know. So now that they've 421 00:17:47,680 --> 00:17:49,760 Speaker 1: they've grafted that back. 422 00:17:50,080 --> 00:17:52,120 Speaker 3: He said, I looked down for the first time. I thought, fine, 423 00:17:52,160 --> 00:17:53,880 Speaker 3: now looked like a man again. They took a vein 424 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:57,679 Speaker 3: from his leg, then wrap skin around it, attached it 425 00:17:57,720 --> 00:17:59,960 Speaker 3: to the arm, and then when it was actually attached 426 00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:01,919 Speaker 3: you reathrough was put through it as well, so you 427 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:05,160 Speaker 3: know he can drain like a normal penis woo doing 428 00:18:05,160 --> 00:18:08,000 Speaker 3: a Wii, right, and then he's had the imp. 429 00:18:08,280 --> 00:18:10,640 Speaker 2: I don't think you need to go into so much detail. 430 00:18:11,359 --> 00:18:13,320 Speaker 4: We can't have got to this part of the story. 431 00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:14,359 Speaker 4: And you've got an issue with me. 432 00:18:15,640 --> 00:18:18,359 Speaker 1: You drop a couple you've just gone you read the 433 00:18:18,480 --> 00:18:21,159 Speaker 1: article record, I'm reading the article. 434 00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:23,879 Speaker 3: And then it was had it's pump installed and it 435 00:18:23,920 --> 00:18:26,600 Speaker 3: has a little reservoir on the side. 436 00:18:26,760 --> 00:18:26,960 Speaker 2: Right. 437 00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:30,159 Speaker 7: You never heard of people with people with function. 438 00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:33,560 Speaker 3: That's not I've never had heard of a pump inserted 439 00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:36,560 Speaker 3: into the body and then you can pump it like 440 00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:37,639 Speaker 3: a button on each side. 441 00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:39,600 Speaker 2: Like have you got black eyed people? 442 00:18:41,840 --> 00:18:44,199 Speaker 4: Yeah, they like air Maxis says, and you're ready to go. 443 00:18:44,440 --> 00:18:47,760 Speaker 2: No Rebuk pumps, you. 444 00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:49,800 Speaker 4: Just pump a little bit and he's ready to go. 445 00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:52,960 Speaker 3: Guys, well done, mate, Good to have you back in 446 00:18:52,960 --> 00:18:53,560 Speaker 3: the right place. 447 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,280 Speaker 2: It's amazing. It's amazing. 448 00:18:55,320 --> 00:18:57,080 Speaker 3: Someone they can do these someone else. I have to 449 00:18:57,119 --> 00:19:00,080 Speaker 3: hold his dart through now. But anyway, I. 450 00:19:00,040 --> 00:19:02,920 Speaker 2: Remember Cribs from MTV. How good was that show? 451 00:19:03,160 --> 00:19:03,560 Speaker 4: Yeah? 452 00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:06,639 Speaker 1: I mean it was just when you're in your little 453 00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:10,640 Speaker 1: townhouse with your mum and dad and hardly got any 454 00:19:10,760 --> 00:19:13,879 Speaker 1: room and you're sharing a room with your sister and you're. 455 00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:15,040 Speaker 2: Watching MTV Cribs. 456 00:19:15,080 --> 00:19:16,960 Speaker 1: How much does it make you feel good about your 457 00:19:16,960 --> 00:19:20,880 Speaker 1: life knowing that fifty cent is living in a huge mansion, 458 00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:22,680 Speaker 1: has got fourteen different cars. 459 00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:25,359 Speaker 3: I remember one of the highlights was Robbie Williams because 460 00:19:25,359 --> 00:19:28,040 Speaker 3: he had the castle and he also had like a 461 00:19:28,040 --> 00:19:32,439 Speaker 3: butler that he yeah, yeah, he had a butler that 462 00:19:32,480 --> 00:19:37,479 Speaker 3: he called Scrote, and he would clap whenever he wanted 463 00:19:37,520 --> 00:19:39,919 Speaker 3: something so putting on a show and he would just. 464 00:19:40,040 --> 00:19:43,320 Speaker 4: Clap and go Scroute. And then Scrote came over. 465 00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:45,520 Speaker 3: With just a silver tray with a lighter and a 466 00:19:45,520 --> 00:19:46,280 Speaker 3: cigarette on it. 467 00:19:46,359 --> 00:19:50,639 Speaker 1: Well, let's focus on Robbie Williams because he's in this article. Yeah, 468 00:19:50,760 --> 00:19:53,480 Speaker 1: this is celebrities who totally lied about their homes On 469 00:19:53,600 --> 00:19:54,640 Speaker 1: MTV's Cribs. 470 00:19:55,200 --> 00:19:57,680 Speaker 2: Robbie Williams showed. 471 00:19:57,359 --> 00:20:01,680 Speaker 1: Off a rather impressive mansion in his episode of MTV Cribs. 472 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:04,280 Speaker 2: It just happened to be another celebrities. It wasn't even 473 00:20:04,320 --> 00:20:04,919 Speaker 2: his car. 474 00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:08,679 Speaker 1: He was renting the home from Jane Seymour of Doctor 475 00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:13,000 Speaker 1: Quinn Medicine Woman, but was telling everybody it was his. 476 00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:14,400 Speaker 4: Now, I don't know who Scrope worked. 477 00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:16,040 Speaker 7: I was going to say, I wonder if he was real. 478 00:20:16,119 --> 00:20:17,560 Speaker 3: Oh my god, I don't know what to believe now. 479 00:20:17,560 --> 00:20:20,320 Speaker 3: The other one was a highlight was Shaquilla Neil does he. 480 00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:20,800 Speaker 4: Get to mention? 481 00:20:21,359 --> 00:20:24,760 Speaker 2: And they went custom bed? Didn't he Shack's. 482 00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:31,440 Speaker 3: Bed which is like three meters by three meters as. 483 00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:32,159 Speaker 4: With the big Superman sheets on it. 484 00:20:32,320 --> 00:20:35,280 Speaker 2: That was true. That was true. So Squill was okay. 485 00:20:35,320 --> 00:20:35,959 Speaker 2: It was okay. 486 00:20:36,080 --> 00:20:37,879 Speaker 1: Fifty cent that we spoke about before, can we do 487 00:20:37,920 --> 00:20:42,239 Speaker 1: fifty cent? Soty cent went in there. He made all 488 00:20:42,280 --> 00:20:44,360 Speaker 1: his money off his album Get Rich or Died Try 489 00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:46,920 Speaker 1: and this was his big song in the club. He 490 00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:49,800 Speaker 1: needed to show off his lavish collection of sports cars 491 00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:51,639 Speaker 1: in his episode of MTV Cribs. 492 00:20:51,880 --> 00:20:55,680 Speaker 2: However, it's not clear whether the cars were actually his guys. 493 00:20:55,720 --> 00:20:56,880 Speaker 4: I've got cribs coming around. 494 00:20:57,920 --> 00:21:03,760 Speaker 1: Because we've found out afterwards that fifty sent and also 495 00:21:03,920 --> 00:21:04,600 Speaker 1: Little Boo Wow. 496 00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:07,400 Speaker 4: Remember Little bow Wow the week. 497 00:21:07,520 --> 00:21:10,240 Speaker 1: Yeah, we found out afterwards that for the show, they 498 00:21:10,359 --> 00:21:12,640 Speaker 1: rented all these supercars of. 499 00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:15,120 Speaker 2: Course, and they put them in there and made out 500 00:21:15,119 --> 00:21:16,240 Speaker 2: that they were the rabbits. 501 00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:18,880 Speaker 4: Knew. I couldn't trust Little bow Wow. You can't even 502 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:19,760 Speaker 4: always knew that. 503 00:21:19,920 --> 00:21:22,080 Speaker 2: I mean Destiny's Child. This is a good one as well. 504 00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:26,400 Speaker 1: In the early noughties, Destiny's Child was enjoying massive mainstream success. 505 00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:29,439 Speaker 2: Beyonce obviously was in there as well. The girls. It 506 00:21:29,480 --> 00:21:31,760 Speaker 2: wasn't even their house, that was a rental home as well. 507 00:21:32,560 --> 00:21:36,280 Speaker 1: They decided to show off Kelly Rowland's room full of shoes. 508 00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:38,320 Speaker 2: They weren't even her shoes. 509 00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:42,440 Speaker 1: They liked a certain brand of shoes, borrowed the shoes. 510 00:21:42,080 --> 00:21:45,320 Speaker 2: Put them in there and got this huge shoe deal. 511 00:21:45,240 --> 00:21:48,320 Speaker 1: Arms and got the sponsorship, got three shoes for the 512 00:21:48,359 --> 00:21:48,760 Speaker 1: rest show. 513 00:21:49,880 --> 00:21:53,159 Speaker 3: Do you know what I've heard about Australian celebrities and 514 00:21:53,240 --> 00:21:56,159 Speaker 3: what they'll do is they'll say, hey, better homes and 515 00:21:56,200 --> 00:21:59,879 Speaker 3: gardens or something are coming through my house. And they'll 516 00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:03,280 Speaker 3: ring suppliers and go, yeah, my kitchen's going to feature 517 00:22:04,119 --> 00:22:04,760 Speaker 3: on the show. 518 00:22:05,040 --> 00:22:05,639 Speaker 2: Can you give me? 519 00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:08,760 Speaker 3: Hey Melee, why don't you deck out the kitchen? 520 00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:09,400 Speaker 2: It's not bad? 521 00:22:09,920 --> 00:22:11,280 Speaker 3: And then you'll get a bit of a plug on 522 00:22:11,320 --> 00:22:12,320 Speaker 3: the show and. 523 00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:14,119 Speaker 4: They go, no, we don't do that, that's not bad. 524 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:16,240 Speaker 7: Did you hear this from. 525 00:22:17,560 --> 00:22:18,520 Speaker 4: Just asking for a friend? 526 00:22:18,680 --> 00:22:19,160 Speaker 2: Jar Roll? 527 00:22:19,240 --> 00:22:23,040 Speaker 1: Let's go to jar Roll, the infamous man who owned 528 00:22:23,040 --> 00:22:27,520 Speaker 1: the fire festival. Jar Rull got sued after going onto 529 00:22:27,640 --> 00:22:31,439 Speaker 1: MTV Cribs and saying, this is my mansion, and the 530 00:22:31,520 --> 00:22:34,960 Speaker 1: owner who owned it sued him because he said, what's youse? 531 00:22:34,960 --> 00:22:35,640 Speaker 2: That's my house? 532 00:22:36,440 --> 00:22:38,720 Speaker 4: You rented that for a week? Amazing time of the 533 00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:39,880 Speaker 4: cribs were coming around them. 534 00:22:40,119 --> 00:22:44,359 Speaker 1: This is the best one though, Jojo remember Joja's Jojo, right? 535 00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:50,600 Speaker 3: I mean she can't so a truckload of money from 536 00:22:50,680 --> 00:22:51,480 Speaker 3: just that song. 537 00:22:53,119 --> 00:22:57,600 Speaker 1: They went through her luxury condo in Florida. The thing is, 538 00:22:57,680 --> 00:23:00,359 Speaker 1: though Jojo didn't even own a house. She was living 539 00:23:00,359 --> 00:23:02,800 Speaker 1: from hotel to hotel with her mum at the time. 540 00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:04,800 Speaker 3: See what are they going to do on honest Cribs. 541 00:23:05,680 --> 00:23:07,440 Speaker 3: They turn up and it's just a guy living in 542 00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:08,960 Speaker 3: a caravan don't. 543 00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:11,840 Speaker 6: They do this for the Bachelor though. 544 00:23:12,359 --> 00:23:14,960 Speaker 7: They put them in fake houses, not the contestants. I know, 545 00:23:15,040 --> 00:23:18,120 Speaker 7: that's not their house when they visit home visits, it's 546 00:23:18,160 --> 00:23:19,159 Speaker 7: not their homes. 547 00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:20,399 Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. 548 00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:23,119 Speaker 1: She actually was really angry about it because she said, well, 549 00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:25,720 Speaker 1: I can't show people that I'm living in this luxury condo. 550 00:23:26,119 --> 00:23:28,400 Speaker 2: And they said, look, there's just MDV cribs. 551 00:23:28,600 --> 00:23:31,000 Speaker 1: You know, I'll pop yourself up. Yeah, you know what, 552 00:23:31,040 --> 00:23:33,720 Speaker 1: You'll have another hit song, unfortunately, just. 553 00:23:37,040 --> 00:23:38,080 Speaker 2: Yeah. Being a posty. 554 00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:40,639 Speaker 1: I mean I was a paper boy growing up. I 555 00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:41,840 Speaker 1: did it for two weeks. 556 00:23:42,040 --> 00:23:43,920 Speaker 2: I was delivering the Southern Messenger. 557 00:23:44,359 --> 00:23:46,440 Speaker 1: We used to call it was the Messenger, but where 558 00:23:46,440 --> 00:23:47,880 Speaker 1: I go up it was the Mesenger. 559 00:23:47,920 --> 00:23:48,720 Speaker 4: No one could talk. 560 00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:51,560 Speaker 1: And you had to fold them yourself sair put them 561 00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:53,000 Speaker 1: into the plastic bagh. 562 00:23:53,280 --> 00:23:55,080 Speaker 2: Did you have to do that too, mate? 563 00:23:55,119 --> 00:23:57,640 Speaker 1: It took so long and then Dad said, well I'm 564 00:23:57,680 --> 00:24:00,800 Speaker 1: not driving you, so jump onto your hot BMX which 565 00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:01,879 Speaker 1: had harrow stickers on it. 566 00:24:01,920 --> 00:24:03,479 Speaker 2: Awesome. Hought me for ten bucks. 567 00:24:03,560 --> 00:24:06,240 Speaker 1: I thought it was a hot foot and I started 568 00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:08,639 Speaker 1: doing it, said this is this is interesting. 569 00:24:09,080 --> 00:24:11,360 Speaker 2: I started going around thing and this is awesome. I'm 570 00:24:11,359 --> 00:24:12,440 Speaker 2: getting exercise. 571 00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:14,560 Speaker 1: I'm out in the fresh air, but I didn't have 572 00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:16,439 Speaker 1: a big enough bag, so I would have to deliver 573 00:24:16,520 --> 00:24:17,040 Speaker 1: them then. 574 00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:19,560 Speaker 2: Right all the way back home, fill up my bag 575 00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:20,640 Speaker 2: again and go do the rest. 576 00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:21,560 Speaker 7: Would it take him day? 577 00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:22,560 Speaker 2: Took me ages. 578 00:24:22,640 --> 00:24:24,399 Speaker 1: And then there was this one moment where I was 579 00:24:24,440 --> 00:24:27,200 Speaker 1: trying to work out because back then you had the Gregory. 580 00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:28,520 Speaker 2: So I'm working out. 581 00:24:28,320 --> 00:24:30,640 Speaker 4: What streets I have to street directory. 582 00:24:30,240 --> 00:24:32,640 Speaker 1: And I'm in a driveway on my hot for BMX 583 00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:34,919 Speaker 1: and a guy reversed his car into me while you 584 00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:36,520 Speaker 1: were looking at the street directory. 585 00:24:36,440 --> 00:24:37,320 Speaker 2: Just knocked me over. 586 00:24:37,320 --> 00:24:39,600 Speaker 1: It didn't injure me, but I was like, oh, stuff, this, 587 00:24:39,760 --> 00:24:40,800 Speaker 1: I don't want to do it anymore. 588 00:24:40,840 --> 00:24:43,240 Speaker 4: Here's your f mate, here's your. 589 00:24:43,240 --> 00:24:46,800 Speaker 1: Other mesenger, the gig guides in there, the one where's 590 00:24:46,840 --> 00:24:49,920 Speaker 1: the Popes playing on the Brighton Life Saving Club. 591 00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:50,520 Speaker 2: This Saturday night. 592 00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:53,280 Speaker 1: I want to hear from posters and also if you've 593 00:24:53,280 --> 00:24:55,360 Speaker 1: been a paper boarder a paper girl before, because they're 594 00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:57,920 Speaker 1: saying it's one of the most dangerous jobs in the world. 595 00:24:58,280 --> 00:25:01,159 Speaker 1: Over at more than a thousand posts are involved in 596 00:25:01,240 --> 00:25:02,760 Speaker 1: dog attacks every year. 597 00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:08,000 Speaker 2: Shares don't have a gut the post It's a tough job. 598 00:25:08,080 --> 00:25:10,720 Speaker 3: I mean the new buggy. The new Posty buggy looks 599 00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:13,760 Speaker 3: really good, looks really comfy. It's got sun protection, it's 600 00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:16,560 Speaker 3: got a little roof. It's quite advanced sort of scooter 601 00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:18,359 Speaker 3: compared to what it used to be as the Posty. 602 00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:20,959 Speaker 3: The red Posty bike is gone right. You're going by 603 00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:22,640 Speaker 3: one of those for six hundred bucks at the auctions 604 00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:25,520 Speaker 3: because these things are almost like the popemobile. That's what 605 00:25:25,560 --> 00:25:27,800 Speaker 3: they need, Mate, needs to be the Pope mabile, which 606 00:25:27,880 --> 00:25:28,480 Speaker 3: is bulletproof. 607 00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:30,680 Speaker 2: But see this is the other thing as well, with injuries. 608 00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:33,000 Speaker 1: Mate, do you know how much weight you're carrying on 609 00:25:33,080 --> 00:25:38,000 Speaker 1: your back, shoulders, your back, helmets, helmets on you. 610 00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:40,320 Speaker 7: They have in our area fits. They have a cart. 611 00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:42,439 Speaker 7: Haven't you seen them? They just walk around with a car. 612 00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:44,800 Speaker 3: They pushed the cart the trolley. 613 00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:45,880 Speaker 4: We've got a trolley, lady. 614 00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:48,639 Speaker 2: You need a Posty no bike? 615 00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:50,919 Speaker 7: Now that what would be the point? All the houses 616 00:25:51,040 --> 00:25:52,760 Speaker 7: so close together, You get on the bug. 617 00:25:52,520 --> 00:25:55,359 Speaker 4: And full stop for stop stop on roll stop. 618 00:25:55,640 --> 00:25:58,399 Speaker 1: Yeah, it would be want to hear Posty disaster stories 619 00:25:58,440 --> 00:26:00,600 Speaker 1: third only twenty four to ten tailoring quake is here? 620 00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:02,840 Speaker 2: What happened to you when you did the local paper run. 621 00:26:03,840 --> 00:26:05,320 Speaker 15: I used to be a little paper girl. 622 00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:08,399 Speaker 8: And then I like, nowhere it says like no junk mail, 623 00:26:08,840 --> 00:26:09,320 Speaker 8: like I was. 624 00:26:09,280 --> 00:26:12,400 Speaker 12: Likeild didn't read it, puts the little brochures in, and. 625 00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:14,760 Speaker 16: Then this little old man comes running out saying take 626 00:26:14,800 --> 00:26:15,640 Speaker 16: it out, take it out. 627 00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:21,560 Speaker 8: Took it out right away, like wasn't physically injured, but yeah, and. 628 00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:22,560 Speaker 4: Then he set the dogs onto you. 629 00:26:22,720 --> 00:26:25,560 Speaker 1: People are really precious about their letterbox, aren't they. 630 00:26:25,720 --> 00:26:27,920 Speaker 7: I'm empathetic, My god, just put it in the bin. 631 00:26:28,080 --> 00:26:30,200 Speaker 3: You've got so much mail coming from so many different 632 00:26:30,200 --> 00:26:33,040 Speaker 3: places these days too. Although you never check your mailbox anymore, 633 00:26:33,240 --> 00:26:35,760 Speaker 3: but you've got your mail arriving from your posty. Then 634 00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:37,960 Speaker 3: there's the delivery guy that might be sending something that's 635 00:26:38,040 --> 00:26:41,640 Speaker 3: larger than your letterbox. And you think how many people 636 00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:45,240 Speaker 3: are coming at the house. I'd like to know anybody 637 00:26:45,240 --> 00:26:48,160 Speaker 3: hooked up with a posty. Oh it's a formiliar face 638 00:26:48,160 --> 00:26:49,040 Speaker 3: I see every day. 639 00:26:49,240 --> 00:26:53,440 Speaker 2: Hello, what do you change? Do you not change my phone? 640 00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:56,920 Speaker 4: I thought you were done? Sorry, I thought you were done. 641 00:26:57,080 --> 00:27:00,560 Speaker 2: Look everyone's gone crazy. 642 00:27:00,680 --> 00:27:04,000 Speaker 1: Sorry mate, Olivia from ridle Me, When did you hook 643 00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:04,840 Speaker 1: up with the posty? 644 00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:06,680 Speaker 2: And now what happened to your dad? When he was 645 00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:07,720 Speaker 2: a posty. 646 00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:10,440 Speaker 11: No, he was a posty and he was crossing the 647 00:27:10,520 --> 00:27:12,359 Speaker 11: road at the zebra crossing and got hit by a 648 00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:16,280 Speaker 11: car man. And then he became a barber a few 649 00:27:16,359 --> 00:27:18,679 Speaker 11: years later, and the man came in to get a 650 00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:20,520 Speaker 11: haircut and never mentioned it at all, but he. 651 00:27:20,560 --> 00:27:27,200 Speaker 5: Knew wal dad was and did your dad ruin his head? 652 00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:29,320 Speaker 3: No, I'm going to do to your head what you 653 00:27:29,359 --> 00:27:30,000 Speaker 3: did to mine. 654 00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:33,280 Speaker 2: Ian Ian was a posty over in the UK. 655 00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:37,400 Speaker 5: Hi, hey, hope morning, Gove's. 656 00:27:36,640 --> 00:27:38,280 Speaker 2: What's the worst thing that you encountered? 657 00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:41,119 Speaker 5: Two things have happened when I was a posty, but 658 00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:43,800 Speaker 5: probably the worst one. I was out collecting the mail 659 00:27:43,880 --> 00:27:46,919 Speaker 5: from the big red boxes and opened the door and 660 00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:50,679 Speaker 5: some bed glued fish shops inside them. Not so if 661 00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:53,840 Speaker 5: anybody put their hand right in would have got hooked up. 662 00:27:54,119 --> 00:27:57,119 Speaker 1: Oh my god, wow, how could someone go to the 663 00:27:57,119 --> 00:27:57,959 Speaker 1: effort to do that? 664 00:27:58,280 --> 00:27:58,359 Speaker 2: So? 665 00:27:58,480 --> 00:28:00,800 Speaker 5: No one, God, it was a bit of a rougher state. 666 00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:03,960 Speaker 5: I was working on chet on it by a gate 667 00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:08,400 Speaker 5: because they didn't have his doll check and checked my bag, attacked, 668 00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:09,760 Speaker 5: they dogs crashed the van. 669 00:28:10,080 --> 00:28:11,960 Speaker 4: N How long did you do it for? Anne? 670 00:28:12,840 --> 00:28:14,120 Speaker 5: It was four and a half years. 671 00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:16,080 Speaker 4: You would have known the area though, well, An, you. 672 00:28:16,040 --> 00:28:19,280 Speaker 5: Know, yeah everybody. The trouble is everybody knows you, so 673 00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:21,160 Speaker 5: when you go out they say you're a postman. 674 00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:23,760 Speaker 4: Do you make any friends on the job? 675 00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:29,480 Speaker 1: A Did any flirting going on in by the opposite six? 676 00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:32,520 Speaker 5: Yeah? A few do. It's amazing how many people come 677 00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:34,359 Speaker 5: to the door naked when they've got to staying for 678 00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:34,800 Speaker 5: a partner. 679 00:28:34,920 --> 00:28:38,800 Speaker 3: Yeah, hey, Aan, did you hook up with anyone on 680 00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:39,200 Speaker 3: the job? 681 00:28:40,160 --> 00:28:40,600 Speaker 5: No? 682 00:28:40,600 --> 00:28:44,000 Speaker 4: No, you thought about it that he's got something else 683 00:28:44,040 --> 00:28:45,160 Speaker 4: to deliver perfect. 684 00:28:45,520 --> 00:28:46,400 Speaker 5: I can't answer that. 685 00:28:46,640 --> 00:28:51,560 Speaker 1: He's a professional world outside Ben in East Carrageng, did 686 00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:53,480 Speaker 1: you ever run in with a dog on your paper route? 687 00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:53,640 Speaker 2: Ben? 688 00:28:54,840 --> 00:28:57,719 Speaker 15: Yeah, there was a used to the paper rounds as 689 00:28:57,720 --> 00:29:00,280 Speaker 15: a kid, and there was a couple of roddies used 690 00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:02,160 Speaker 15: to be able to sort of put the pamphlets in 691 00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:04,000 Speaker 15: their mouths and they take it back to the owner. 692 00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:06,720 Speaker 15: And then one day they just said, yeah, it came 693 00:29:06,720 --> 00:29:09,080 Speaker 15: out of the gate and like sort of bit me 694 00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:10,880 Speaker 15: on the leg and started chasing me down the street. 695 00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:15,320 Speaker 1: Oh man, and they're scary dogs as well, Bennie. 696 00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:16,640 Speaker 2: How did you get rid of them? 697 00:29:17,400 --> 00:29:19,280 Speaker 15: I'm just pretty much rode as fast as I could 698 00:29:19,320 --> 00:29:22,120 Speaker 15: on my little BMX and run. 699 00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:24,280 Speaker 4: What do you do now? 700 00:29:24,360 --> 00:29:24,520 Speaker 3: Ben? 701 00:29:24,600 --> 00:29:25,080 Speaker 4: For a job? 702 00:29:26,040 --> 00:29:27,400 Speaker 15: Work at Toyota Okay? 703 00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:29,360 Speaker 4: And he dogs bodily there mate. 704 00:29:29,960 --> 00:29:30,960 Speaker 15: No just customers. 705 00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:34,720 Speaker 1: This is a great idea and I think everyone should 706 00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:37,640 Speaker 1: have this option, right. And I know wedding days can 707 00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:41,240 Speaker 1: be pretty full on and obviously anxiety plays a big 708 00:29:41,320 --> 00:29:42,960 Speaker 1: role in it as well. A lot of people like 709 00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:45,600 Speaker 1: to drink. Actually, do you remember that guy down in Adelaide? 710 00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:48,520 Speaker 1: Do you remember that groom down in Adelaide that got 711 00:29:48,560 --> 00:29:52,240 Speaker 1: a little bit too drunk and he was told that 712 00:29:52,280 --> 00:29:53,920 Speaker 1: he couldn't get married on the. 713 00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:56,000 Speaker 4: Day because of how drunk he was. 714 00:29:56,160 --> 00:29:58,560 Speaker 1: How drunk he was, he didn't marry and his wife, 715 00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:02,520 Speaker 1: his future wife, walked away from him. It's not gonna 716 00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:04,080 Speaker 1: happen anymore. This was his response. 717 00:30:04,600 --> 00:30:07,680 Speaker 10: Had my bucks night the night before, bro, I mean, 718 00:30:07,720 --> 00:30:10,400 Speaker 10: come on, we're all men here. I had three beers, 719 00:30:10,760 --> 00:30:13,000 Speaker 10: two gamos, two shots of Jamo. 720 00:30:13,640 --> 00:30:14,400 Speaker 4: That's not drunk. 721 00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:15,480 Speaker 2: It's not drunk. 722 00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:16,600 Speaker 4: The jam shouldn't have done it. 723 00:30:16,680 --> 00:30:20,080 Speaker 1: He got really emotional because his fiance said, well, that's it, 724 00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:20,840 Speaker 1: the wedding's over. 725 00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:25,360 Speaker 10: I'm meant to be getting married, man, And all I 726 00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:28,000 Speaker 10: could think about was my woman. All I needed was 727 00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:31,080 Speaker 10: my woman to feel like she was the queen of 728 00:30:31,200 --> 00:30:31,760 Speaker 10: the dam. 729 00:30:32,480 --> 00:30:34,680 Speaker 2: Yeah, they didn't work out. 730 00:30:34,840 --> 00:30:37,840 Speaker 1: Getting having a few drinks just to calm the nerves 731 00:30:38,360 --> 00:30:40,400 Speaker 1: before the wedding is not a good idea. Now, this 732 00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:44,440 Speaker 1: happened over in India and the groom got too drunk 733 00:30:44,920 --> 00:30:48,480 Speaker 1: and was late to the wedding. That Sarah, the father 734 00:30:48,600 --> 00:30:51,480 Speaker 1: of the bride, stepped in and said, we don't like 735 00:30:51,560 --> 00:30:57,440 Speaker 1: him anyway, grabbed another relative and said, no, you're marrying. 736 00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:57,959 Speaker 4: Him one in one night. 737 00:30:58,000 --> 00:30:58,800 Speaker 2: I don't mind this. 738 00:31:00,160 --> 00:31:00,520 Speaker 12: The day. 739 00:31:01,080 --> 00:31:03,480 Speaker 2: Do you get an option if they don't rock up 740 00:31:03,520 --> 00:31:06,040 Speaker 2: on time on the day? Do you get to choose 741 00:31:06,040 --> 00:31:06,560 Speaker 2: someone else? 742 00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:10,560 Speaker 3: That you imagine right, BJ's standing there. All of a sudden, 743 00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:11,400 Speaker 3: your kings. 744 00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:14,160 Speaker 4: Would blows a tire and you're late to the wedding. 745 00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:17,840 Speaker 3: BJ looks around your family make a decision. Cousin Shane 746 00:31:17,880 --> 00:31:18,440 Speaker 3: steps up. 747 00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:20,320 Speaker 2: It was an SLA five thousand. 748 00:31:21,680 --> 00:31:25,120 Speaker 3: In the Tarana blows a wheel and then cousin Shane 749 00:31:25,120 --> 00:31:28,680 Speaker 3: gets up and marries BJ. That he might be the 750 00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:30,960 Speaker 3: caller and that might be tough because of his teeth. 751 00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:33,960 Speaker 2: Well, they're not going anywhere on the honeymoon. Is a 752 00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:34,400 Speaker 2: bit of money. 753 00:31:34,440 --> 00:31:36,960 Speaker 3: Yeah, but he's got he's got his homemade bourbon, which 754 00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:38,240 Speaker 3: would have made for a great wedding. 755 00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:40,480 Speaker 1: I mean, if you didn't have a good excuse, if 756 00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:42,320 Speaker 1: you got drunk, you didn't rock up to the wedding. 757 00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:43,720 Speaker 2: I think this is fair play. 758 00:31:43,880 --> 00:31:46,720 Speaker 1: I think the bride should then get an option to 759 00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:47,640 Speaker 1: scour the room. 760 00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:48,360 Speaker 2: I don't know. 761 00:31:48,360 --> 00:31:50,160 Speaker 1: It could be the best man, it could be someone 762 00:31:50,160 --> 00:31:51,880 Speaker 1: else that they've had their onn for a while and. 763 00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:54,800 Speaker 2: Say, yeah, who wants to jump up? You're on, let's 764 00:31:54,840 --> 00:31:55,600 Speaker 2: get married. 765 00:31:55,400 --> 00:31:57,600 Speaker 3: Let's do What about the wedding you went to where 766 00:31:57,680 --> 00:32:02,280 Speaker 3: someone streaked? Didn't someone run through the rival. 767 00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:02,920 Speaker 4: Party in the noon? 768 00:32:03,240 --> 00:32:06,840 Speaker 2: That was we did a thing on radio. This was 769 00:32:06,840 --> 00:32:07,840 Speaker 2: seventeen years ago. 770 00:32:08,480 --> 00:32:11,000 Speaker 1: It was called Fitzi's Backyard Barbie and it got a 771 00:32:11,040 --> 00:32:14,040 Speaker 1: bit out of control. At a pub in northern Adelaide 772 00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:18,280 Speaker 1: and a guy to impress everyone at the party, there's 773 00:32:18,280 --> 00:32:20,680 Speaker 1: a wedding, there's a wedding on across the road. I'm 774 00:32:20,680 --> 00:32:23,240 Speaker 1: on a streak and I was like, don't, mate, don't 775 00:32:23,320 --> 00:32:25,960 Speaker 1: don't do that. He did it once and everyone laughed, 776 00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:27,840 Speaker 1: so he doubled back. 777 00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:30,240 Speaker 2: I said, I'm gonna go do it again. As he 778 00:32:30,320 --> 00:32:31,080 Speaker 2: came back again. 779 00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:33,920 Speaker 1: He ran through and the best man stepped out, put 780 00:32:33,960 --> 00:32:36,520 Speaker 1: his elbow up, broke the bloke's nose and knocked him out. 781 00:32:36,840 --> 00:32:39,520 Speaker 1: He was on the ground there, and everyone at the 782 00:32:39,520 --> 00:32:42,040 Speaker 1: wedding was just looking at this fruit bowl on the ground, 783 00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:46,600 Speaker 1: completely naked, looking a bit lazy. Nowt That's when I laughed, 784 00:32:47,880 --> 00:32:49,520 Speaker 1: we are opening our phone lines. 785 00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:53,120 Speaker 2: Hello, motorh Wow, slip. 786 00:32:52,800 --> 00:32:57,320 Speaker 1: Open Motorola and give us a call from twenty four 787 00:32:57,320 --> 00:32:59,280 Speaker 1: to ten about anything you want to talk about. Get 788 00:32:59,280 --> 00:33:01,880 Speaker 1: off the mark you don't get your eyeing a chat, 789 00:33:01,960 --> 00:33:03,840 Speaker 1: have a chat name like Carol and Canterbury. 790 00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:05,720 Speaker 2: Hi Carol, morning guys. 791 00:33:05,760 --> 00:33:06,520 Speaker 16: How are you going today? 792 00:33:06,640 --> 00:33:08,760 Speaker 4: Really good? Thanks Carol? What did you want to chat about? 793 00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:11,520 Speaker 16: I just want to comment on something Matt to Group 794 00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:15,040 Speaker 16: said the other day about limited time makes a happy marriage, 795 00:33:15,200 --> 00:33:16,920 Speaker 16: and I agree with him it Doug. 796 00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:19,280 Speaker 4: Oh, Carrel, this is a nice change. 797 00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:21,920 Speaker 3: We don't get many agreeing with MDG from the newsbook, 798 00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:24,040 Speaker 3: I know, but what he said was true. 799 00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:27,640 Speaker 16: My husband is a garbage collector, so his day is 800 00:33:27,680 --> 00:33:30,480 Speaker 16: my night. My night is his day. We like passing 801 00:33:30,520 --> 00:33:33,200 Speaker 16: ships in the wind. We don't see each other, and 802 00:33:33,240 --> 00:33:36,440 Speaker 16: our time's very, very limited, so what we have together, 803 00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:38,440 Speaker 16: we've got to enjoy so there's no fighting. 804 00:33:38,560 --> 00:33:40,280 Speaker 3: Do you know what it is? It is an interesting point. 805 00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:42,280 Speaker 3: You're right because you make that time special. And if 806 00:33:42,280 --> 00:33:45,520 Speaker 3: you look at the stats too, couples often break up 807 00:33:45,640 --> 00:33:48,960 Speaker 3: after a long holiday because they spend so much time 808 00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:52,080 Speaker 3: together that they're not used to doing and realize they 809 00:33:52,080 --> 00:33:53,400 Speaker 3: don't want to be around each. 810 00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:54,440 Speaker 16: Other, around each other. 811 00:33:54,480 --> 00:33:55,320 Speaker 8: That is so true. 812 00:33:55,360 --> 00:33:59,280 Speaker 16: So like this Sunday's Mother's Day, we're organized to lunch, 813 00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:01,400 Speaker 16: but he can only stay for two hours because he's 814 00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:04,200 Speaker 16: got to come home to sleep to start his day 815 00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:05,280 Speaker 16: shifts Sunday night. 816 00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:06,560 Speaker 5: Carol. 817 00:34:06,680 --> 00:34:08,560 Speaker 7: Does he have to have a really long shower when 818 00:34:08,560 --> 00:34:09,560 Speaker 7: he gets home because he. 819 00:34:09,560 --> 00:34:15,840 Speaker 16: Smells he thinks infecting his clothes. It's disgusting, Carol, It's disgusting, Carol. 820 00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:18,120 Speaker 1: What is he what's the best thing that he's found 821 00:34:18,120 --> 00:34:20,719 Speaker 1: in the rabbit? Has he ever found anything when he's been. 822 00:34:20,680 --> 00:34:25,640 Speaker 16: A well, yes, there is one place. I won't say 823 00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:29,279 Speaker 16: the name of the plate, but it's the high end 824 00:34:29,480 --> 00:34:33,200 Speaker 16: place that we collect from and they throw out design addresses, 825 00:34:36,160 --> 00:34:37,040 Speaker 16: so high. 826 00:34:36,880 --> 00:34:38,600 Speaker 4: End female fashion. 827 00:34:39,400 --> 00:34:41,880 Speaker 2: Yes, this is all Carol. 828 00:34:41,920 --> 00:34:42,759 Speaker 4: Can I ask this one? 829 00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:46,040 Speaker 3: The problem, Carol of you has he ever found a 830 00:34:46,239 --> 00:34:46,960 Speaker 3: body part. 831 00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:50,160 Speaker 16: No, but if you want to get out get rid 832 00:34:50,200 --> 00:34:51,640 Speaker 16: of a body, I know how to do it. 833 00:34:54,520 --> 00:34:56,880 Speaker 2: Carol, rats the. 834 00:34:56,880 --> 00:35:03,160 Speaker 16: Body up on it and no one will ever find. 835 00:35:00,840 --> 00:35:04,239 Speaker 3: Oh my god, Carol, I need to get rid of 836 00:35:04,239 --> 00:35:07,360 Speaker 3: a body on a second hand or a designer dress. 837 00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:08,520 Speaker 11: Not a problem, Give me a Colin. 838 00:35:08,560 --> 00:35:09,279 Speaker 16: I'll help you out. 839 00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:10,760 Speaker 4: Carol is on fire. 840 00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:15,000 Speaker 2: It's Mackenzie in Springfield. What did you want to talk about, morning, Boes. 841 00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:18,080 Speaker 17: My dog actually did find a body part. 842 00:35:18,760 --> 00:35:19,560 Speaker 8: What what? 843 00:35:19,719 --> 00:35:21,360 Speaker 2: What was the body part? McKenzie? 844 00:35:22,640 --> 00:35:25,440 Speaker 13: At first it was the knee down, so like the 845 00:35:25,440 --> 00:35:26,279 Speaker 13: bottom half of the. 846 00:35:26,320 --> 00:35:29,120 Speaker 7: Leg had Yeah, significant Mackenzie. 847 00:35:29,239 --> 00:35:30,439 Speaker 4: Where and how. 848 00:35:31,640 --> 00:35:31,719 Speaker 10: So? 849 00:35:31,840 --> 00:35:33,920 Speaker 17: A couple of years ago we let the dogs. We 850 00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:37,120 Speaker 17: just gone about thirty acres of property and a normal 851 00:35:37,160 --> 00:35:38,800 Speaker 17: thing on the weekend was we just let the dogs 852 00:35:38,840 --> 00:35:41,360 Speaker 17: run around. We had like two big, full mastive dogs 853 00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:44,439 Speaker 17: and are pretty fine to take care of themselves. And yeah, 854 00:35:44,520 --> 00:35:46,920 Speaker 17: me and my older sister were walking out the front 855 00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:49,839 Speaker 17: and the dog came back and she picked up from 856 00:35:49,840 --> 00:35:52,480 Speaker 17: the gorge down the back of the bush. Yeah, that's 857 00:35:52,520 --> 00:35:54,279 Speaker 17: the body part a leg. 858 00:35:54,520 --> 00:35:57,320 Speaker 2: Yes, did you pick it up and throw it again? 859 00:35:57,400 --> 00:35:58,520 Speaker 2: So get it again. 860 00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:03,600 Speaker 4: I'll find the other one for you. 861 00:36:03,680 --> 00:36:04,920 Speaker 2: Where where's your lead? 862 00:36:05,320 --> 00:36:06,840 Speaker 7: Around it? 863 00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:10,120 Speaker 3: Back around, bring it back with your toes, Mackenzie, So 864 00:36:10,200 --> 00:36:11,440 Speaker 3: you called the police, I take it. 865 00:36:12,360 --> 00:36:14,320 Speaker 17: Yeah, well, we didn't really know what to do it first, 866 00:36:14,360 --> 00:36:15,600 Speaker 17: so we are saying. 867 00:36:15,280 --> 00:36:17,400 Speaker 13: For a little bit and yeah, that's my mom My 868 00:36:17,480 --> 00:36:19,640 Speaker 13: mom was having a nap. I would have to stop 869 00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:23,239 Speaker 13: watching those spots at the time. And then I thought 870 00:36:23,239 --> 00:36:25,480 Speaker 13: we were making it all up. And then yeah, fifteen 871 00:36:25,480 --> 00:36:27,719 Speaker 13: minutes later, if you know, there was our helicopters or 872 00:36:27,840 --> 00:36:29,719 Speaker 13: landing on the back of our property and there was 873 00:36:29,840 --> 00:36:31,240 Speaker 13: nine years at the front. 874 00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:35,239 Speaker 2: It was yes, my god, there's a wonderbelly in this. Yeah, 875 00:36:35,239 --> 00:36:37,360 Speaker 2: there is, because it would be better than the Melissa 876 00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:37,839 Speaker 2: catch run. 877 00:36:37,880 --> 00:36:41,279 Speaker 4: I'm sorry. Well, you never know. It might have been 878 00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:44,280 Speaker 4: one of Mackenzie's ex boyfriends could have with This show 879 00:36:44,520 --> 00:36:45,759 Speaker 4: is a nov podcast. 880 00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:48,880 Speaker 10: For more great comedy shows like this, heads to Nova 881 00:36:48,960 --> 00:36:51,040 Speaker 10: podcast dot com, dot at you