Speaker 1: Good morning Melbourne, Jason lauren start your morning the right away.
Speaker 2: Be great.
Speaker 3: This is Jason Laurene one hundred anywhere.
Speaker 2: Good morning everybody, and welcome you Monday morning.
Speaker 4: How are we boys?
Speaker 2: We're doing all right. We're doing all right.
Speaker 4: I didn't really speak to either of you over the weekend.
Speaker 1: Strange scenes with the races. I went to the races
Speaker 1: at Colfield.
Speaker 2: I cannot believe your backtrack side. Nothing could stop this man.
Speaker 4: He loves it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, was it a big one?
Speaker 3: It was a great day, David racing Purists's not what
Speaker 3: I asked the Blue Diamond day.
Speaker 2: Didn't ask that either.
Speaker 5: So the Blue Diamond days were the baby, but the
Speaker 5: young horses, right, Yeah, because I didn't talk to but
Speaker 5: I heard you on the phone to Paul.
Speaker 1: Why are you skeptical?
Speaker 2: No? No, I just asked was it a big one?
Speaker 2: And you started going into details about the race.
Speaker 3: It was moderate, which it wasn't ridiculous. The sun was shining,
Speaker 3: it was beautiful.
Speaker 5: I saw people posting videos of you posing for photographs.
Speaker 2: I did see that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, however, needs a nice photo every now and then.
Speaker 1: He's still skeptical.
Speaker 4: I don't know why we think you had a late night.
Speaker 2: I think late night. It's just it's what I would do.
Speaker 2: If my wife was like what time do you get
Speaker 2: home in the pub last night, I'd go straight into
Speaker 2: being like do you know how much the steaks are there?
Speaker 2: Like you just avoid that.
Speaker 3: Okay, it's mad Monday today with mad Monday.
Speaker 2: No, it is not mad Monday.
Speaker 4: Mad Monday? Is it mad Monday? From your day at
Speaker 4: the race.
Speaker 1: You wouldn't let me call it Mayhem Monday, So I'm
Speaker 1: calling it mad Monday.
Speaker 5: Now this is your show too, because clintcy too. You
Speaker 5: can do whatever you want.
Speaker 1: Whatever I want.
Speaker 2: Not over because on Friday you wanted to call it
Speaker 2: Mayhem Monday.
Speaker 4: If he wants to call it, let him do it,
Speaker 4: let him live, go on clean.
Speaker 1: Do you know who was living at the weekend? Peter
Speaker 1: hitch And did you see he had his eightieth birthday
Speaker 1: knees up? He would have been had on the town.
Speaker 1: He would have been at all the night clubs.
Speaker 4: Where I was.
Speaker 5: I was doing a deep dive those photos trying to
Speaker 5: work out what restaurant is celebrated in My guess was Romeo.
Speaker 1: It was Romeos.
Speaker 4: I've never been, You've never been institution institutions. It's been
Speaker 4: there for so long.
Speaker 2: I thought they could have picked a restaurant without like,
Speaker 2: you know, nine levels up. Poor guy looked exacted on
Speaker 2: top of the level stairs.
Speaker 4: If you want a PDR.
Speaker 3: The article action reference to the fact hitching her who
Speaker 3: made it up both sets of stairs to.
Speaker 4: How very dare they write that he goes to the gym.
Speaker 1: He used to do.
Speaker 2: The trapeze thing. I've seen him on that. I was like, God,
Speaker 2: if I go that crack, you have to cut me down.
Speaker 5: Amazing, still working, Happy birthday eighty.
Speaker 4: Actually compared to some of the people at his party,
Speaker 4: made him look quite young.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was.
Speaker 4: Good on your hitchy, love you.
Speaker 2: Collen Rascal did a full hair and makeup chop.
Speaker 5: Rascal always has her move emc for the stars. He was, hey,
Speaker 5: you coming up em.
Speaker 2: On the show today? Not once, but what do you
Speaker 2: call it?
Speaker 4: Zany Monday?
Speaker 3: May we call it zany mad Monday Mayhem?
Speaker 4: Come on, come on say it?
Speaker 1: Maybe?
Speaker 2: Can I get one of those Mad Monday may right
Speaker 2: here on nover It's Zany Mayhem Mad Monday.
Speaker 4: Got that backwards?
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Speaker 4: Oh bossy, because you redhead?
Speaker 1: What is it about? Just the hair?
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Speaker 1: This is No.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, thirteen twenty four ten is our number. If you've
Speaker 5: got a song that's gonna pump you up for the day.
Speaker 5: I was getting ready to go out for dinner on
Speaker 5: Saturday night and Paul jumped in the shower and I
Speaker 5: had the saunas pumping and he was like, what is this?
Speaker 5: You know what? I was listening to Celine Dion's greatest
Speaker 5: hits really got me in the mood to go out.
Speaker 2: I'll get you going to ivitate your phone in the
Speaker 2: shower and play music on it.
Speaker 4: Neikes, I've got one of those bulls on speakers, so
Speaker 4: I've put that in just in the bathroom.
Speaker 2: Mit a portable speaker in the shower.
Speaker 4: No, it's one that like it's a move, it's a
Speaker 4: son of move.
Speaker 5: Then you can just take it, move it on the sons. Yeah, Celena,
Speaker 5: I was for a shell sing it out while I
Speaker 5: was getting ready.
Speaker 2: So throws me up. Whenever a chicken with an Airbn
Speaker 2: beef there's like a big Sonos thing, I'm like, I
Speaker 2: don't get it.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Well, I think I was saying last week how good
Speaker 3: good it is to connect a Bluetooth to a device
Speaker 3: actually works, and you're like, yes, I am winning in But.
Speaker 5: Then you go to play something if it's on Bluetooth,
Speaker 5: and your phone rings and it stops it and it
Speaker 5: goes through the speaker and you're like.
Speaker 3: Oh, hey, speaking of phones, old mate over here, he's
Speaker 3: done something which which raises my suspicions. No, he comes
Speaker 3: up to me this morning at twenty past five and he.
Speaker 1: Says, clip, look at this. Look at this.
Speaker 3: She's probably twenty nine minutes past five. He's got a
Speaker 3: privacy screen on his phone. Oh, because he's like hiding
Speaker 3: something I'm not hiding.
Speaker 2: I had to get and I was a I was
Speaker 2: a westternd south. Then on the weekend a photo and
Speaker 2: the little kaosk, yeah you, And I went to the
Speaker 2: little phone chiosk because my like the case in my
Speaker 2: phone was all case and I was like, you know what,
Speaker 2: I'm going to get a new case, new glass, fun phone.
Speaker 2: I want the silicon.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I don't know if that doesn't grippy. Does
Speaker 4: that do anything when you drop it? Though?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that wasn't confident. And then I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: I need a new glass on the front. I said,
Speaker 2: what to like the privacy glass. I'm like, what's that?
Speaker 1: Have you started something from something?
Speaker 4: You can't see from the side.
Speaker 3: When thes pop up, no one can read them unless
Speaker 3: the phone is directly in front of you.
Speaker 2: You can't see what's on the phone.
Speaker 5: I have no interest in seeing what's on your phone,
Speaker 5: So you're not hiding anything from me. I'm not Why
Speaker 5: do you want privacy glass?
Speaker 1: I mean, we don't need it.
Speaker 2: I didn't go looking for it. They offered it to me.
Speaker 1: I don't know, and you said, yeah, it cost was
Speaker 1: that ten dollars extra?
Speaker 4: That's pretty good.
Speaker 1: It's a good investment in privacy, isn't it.
Speaker 2: Just keep thinking secret have you don't do this?
Speaker 5: What does your wife know you pin code on your phone?
Speaker 5: What does your wife know? Pin?
Speaker 1: She does?
Speaker 2: She does?
Speaker 4: I was just asking, I'm.
Speaker 2: Not hiding anything, all right, don't come at me.
Speaker 5: Were you the world's greatest liar? He's a brilliant liar.
Speaker 5: We started calling him spider Man because he has.
Speaker 4: A web of laugh.
Speaker 2: I don't have a web.
Speaker 4: He has a weber laugh and he gets caught up
Speaker 4: in it sometimes. Oh my god.
Speaker 5: When I went out for dinner talking to Spider Man
Speaker 5: on Saturday night, there were four of us walking out
Speaker 5: of our front door, and dangling down in the middle
Speaker 5: of the front door was the biggest spider and I
Speaker 5: was like, Paul, you've got to get it. And Tom
Speaker 5: Hawkins was there, so I was like, you're a farmer,
Speaker 5: you get it. And as he went together, it like
Speaker 5: scurried up and then it just hung and we couldn't.
Speaker 4: Reach it, and so we left it.
Speaker 5: And when I came home late at night on Saturday night,
Speaker 5: I was so scared to go in my front because.
Speaker 4: I kept getting an intruder alarm all my cameras. But
Speaker 4: it was the spider door.
Speaker 1: It was that big that it was actual Spider Man,
Speaker 1: actual Spider Man. You should need to get the mortem.
Speaker 2: Where is it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what.
Speaker 5: I went running downstairs before I went out to get
Speaker 5: the marteen, and then I started saying, No, they've spoud
Speaker 5: for the environment to kill.
Speaker 4: All the insects. I get the DISINDI one moment.
Speaker 2: I get the dicon because you got the long.
Speaker 5: No, you can't vacuum it up because you know, if
Speaker 5: they're pregnant and they lay the eggs, then all the
Speaker 5: babies come out of the vacuum.
Speaker 2: No, you see it's spinning around and then you just
Speaker 2: and then you throw it in the bin.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, if you're thrown in it, you can't leave
Speaker 5: it in there. You know, people have vacuumed up spiders
Speaker 5: and then there've been millions of spiders in there.
Speaker 1: Oh really, I don't know. I'm not surely not for
Speaker 1: twenty four hours, so that spends it in them.
Speaker 2: I don't believe you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't believe that you can't vacuum up insects.
Speaker 2: Listen, you're telling me there's a video online.
Speaker 4: Oh they would better this video of everything on that.
Speaker 4: Someone make it on ale.
Speaker 2: I feel spiders.
Speaker 5: It's like the people who get the Christmas trees and
Speaker 5: there's like billions of spiders.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I have seen that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's
Speaker 2: just gone thirteen past six. Your chance to win fifty
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Speaker 4: Have we got a rev up song?
Speaker 2: We do have a rever Let's go to the phone.
Speaker 4: Riley, good morning.
Speaker 2: Good morning. How's we go?
Speaker 5: Brother?
Speaker 4: Have you got a song to pump us up on
Speaker 4: a Monday morning?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 6: I do.
Speaker 4: It is good vibration by Markey Mark and the Funky Bunch.
Speaker 1: Mark not bad, not bad?
Speaker 4: How good?
Speaker 2: All right? You will hear it on the air. Next
Speaker 2: hear at nover Markey Mark and the Funky Bunch, Good
Speaker 2: model Melburn. Twenty three past six. This is number one hundred.
Speaker 2: You're on the air with Jason, Lawrence Clints here as well, Markey.
Speaker 4: Mark and the Funky Bunch. That was when he was
Speaker 4: like the face of Kelvin Klein.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it could still be the.
Speaker 4: Rogue, I think though.
Speaker 1: I think he's still ripped.
Speaker 2: Oh mate, he is.
Speaker 4: A big surgery or something on his shoulder. Another one of.
Speaker 2: Those he's got. I love Markey Mark.
Speaker 1: Isn't he the face of forty five? Or was he was?
Speaker 4: He owned them and he had war Burgers.
Speaker 2: Still got war Burgers? Yep, Warburgers open on the juice suit.
Speaker 1: Haven't you one in Barrons?
Speaker 4: I never saw a single soul in there.
Speaker 2: Really. Oh the other ones are packed. Yeah. I think
Speaker 2: people go there and the hope that Mark will be
Speaker 2: flipping the booga his.
Speaker 1: Brother was like when we thought that who was at
Speaker 1: the dunkin Donuts across the road from our hotel in Hollywood?
Speaker 1: Was Jase told us that he's going to be there.
Speaker 1: He wasn't went three times.
Speaker 4: If you went three times, Chase went six to Duncan.
Speaker 2: I wanted to check he wasn't there. Go sticking with food?
Speaker 4: Oh my god, how is your barbecue?
Speaker 3: No, d it's a real sort Oh was this a
Speaker 3: community invitation.
Speaker 4: He talked about it all Dale anyway.
Speaker 5: No, no, well, I was on FaceTime to Chase, which
Speaker 5: is round him at about twelve oh one, and he
Speaker 5: was on his way. Are you carrying a bottle of
Speaker 5: champagne around your house? At the midday he was like, yep.
Speaker 4: Got a barbecue.
Speaker 2: So I had some mates come around Pokemon Sam.
Speaker 4: Did you buy the ribs?
Speaker 1: Or no, he's not.
Speaker 2: He's not living with your nickname Sam.
Speaker 1: Are they calling him Pokemon Sam at the footy club?
Speaker 2: They sort of are Richmond Footy Club get around him.
Speaker 2: Loves his Pokemon because you know what I said, Sam
Speaker 2: should because he's a trainer down at Richmond. I said,
Speaker 2: we should set you up a isn't he coach a
Speaker 2: swap table at our Grand Final breakfast?
Speaker 1: Like a trestle table.
Speaker 4: That's not happening. That's at Pokemon. Take it somewhere else.
Speaker 5: But you were having a barbecue and you're complaining about
Speaker 5: how much it was going to cost.
Speaker 2: Okay, so end up just ordering in pizzas because that's
Speaker 2: such a new thing to do. Too exhausted. But then
Speaker 2: on Saturday, you're right, I had in my head barbecue.
Speaker 2: Good weather on the weekend kids at the pool. I
Speaker 2: just want to do a barbecue. So Saturday morning, about
Speaker 2: nine o'clock I was down on Center Roading Bentley went
Speaker 2: to the butcher Yep, lucky pig. Good spot.
Speaker 1: The lucky pig.
Speaker 4: It's more like an unlucky pig, Isn't it a good point?
Speaker 2: And they had like three different types of ribs in
Speaker 2: the window, like American style ribs, Louisiana ribs.
Speaker 1: Pre sourced, these.
Speaker 2: Ones weren't and I was like, it's the Louisiana. He's like, oh,
Speaker 2: it's a better cut, it's more fat on there. So
Speaker 2: I said, I'll get two giant racks of Louisiana ribs.
Speaker 2: Cost me. You know, when you say yes and then
Speaker 2: they weigh it, you have to pay, and you just
Speaker 2: like you can't go oh no, I don't know.
Speaker 4: You just have to just have to deal with it.
Speaker 2: I was like, that's a lot more expensive than what I.
Speaker 5: Guess when they get the ham and then they go, oh,
Speaker 5: well it's this, and you're like, it's fine.
Speaker 3: I'm going to guess two hundred and twenty bucks, No,
Speaker 3: one hundred and fifty wow, still body and not sauced.
Speaker 2: Not sauce. So I got home. I've got this nice
Speaker 2: little meat rub and coating them, saurcing them, putting him
Speaker 2: in our four Was.
Speaker 4: It like a barbecue?
Speaker 2: It was like a barbecue.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's delicious.
Speaker 2: So I put a lot of love into this, right,
Speaker 2: wrap them in foil, and I put them in the
Speaker 2: barbecue outside the middle burners, not on the outside, burners
Speaker 2: on low and like a real slug. And I'd go
Speaker 2: out there every two hours and base them in some
Speaker 2: more barbecue sauce. B going for about six hours, right, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: And then I just had to take Felix to basketball.
Speaker 2: And then my plan was when I get home from basketball,
Speaker 2: nice cold corona.
Speaker 1: See the ribs, yea off the barn. Yeah, let's go.
Speaker 2: Let's go. And when I was at his basketball game,
Speaker 2: I messaged my wife who was at home, and said, hey, babe,
Speaker 2: can you just check the temperature gauge on the barbecue
Speaker 2: to make sure it's not above one fifty?
Speaker 1: Simple job, simple job.
Speaker 2: And if it is, can you just turn off one
Speaker 2: of the burners.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's it, just turn off one.
Speaker 2: Five minutes goes by. I'm like, oh gosh, she seen
Speaker 2: the message. And then I see the dots, like, oh,
Speaker 2: she's replying, I'm like, here we go, and I get
Speaker 2: a text saying, turns out, I don't know how to
Speaker 2: use the barbecue. I've just been turning all the knobs.
Speaker 4: I don't really know how to use the barbecue are
Speaker 4: to be fair, but.
Speaker 2: The instructions and the text message, we just turn off
Speaker 2: one of the burners if it's too.
Speaker 4: I know how to turn it off hot exactly.
Speaker 2: Clinton, You're keeping up, and I'm like, oh god, So
Speaker 2: I replied and said, you know what, just turn them
Speaker 2: all off.
Speaker 1: I'll just leave it.
Speaker 2: Ye think the heats and the barbecue, the case. It
Speaker 2: just slows down. I'm going to be home in forty minutes.
Speaker 2: Just turn them all off. I get home, I walk
Speaker 2: in the door, I look out at the barbecue and
Speaker 2: she has she's turned.
Speaker 4: Them all off and left the lid open.
Speaker 2: No, she managed to turn the middle one on, the
Speaker 2: middle burner that the ribs were sitting on.
Speaker 3: Oh, that's the main burner. Some people like it like that.
Speaker 3: Look at the screen. That is a photo of dusted ribs.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, they're completely.
Speaker 2: They went to dust like as I broke them apart,
Speaker 2: was just like powder.
Speaker 4: How did she do that?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 5: I mean, look, it was your job. You should have
Speaker 5: made sure it was fine before you went out.
Speaker 2: It was fine. I just asked to check on it one.
Speaker 4: And look at it breaking devastated. So do you squis
Speaker 4: left or something?
Speaker 1: Order pizza again?
Speaker 2: I ordered pizza again?
Speaker 4: That did it go down in the family dynamics.
Speaker 2: I haven't brought it up until now.
Speaker 4: What do you mean? Wasn't you're like, why are we
Speaker 4: eating pizza for dinner?
Speaker 2: No? No, she went out in the afternoon.
Speaker 4: And you never mentioned it.
Speaker 2: No, just for the sake of the relationship.
Speaker 5: How did you not mention that? How did you buy
Speaker 5: your tongue? I couldn't possible, Lauren, have you got any
Speaker 5: tongue left?
Speaker 2: Straight off the rips? Guys, it's edge sheering weak?
Speaker 1: Haven'ts little speak?
Speaker 2: We can all relate to this songkling.
Speaker 5: We can.
Speaker 2: Good things don't happen after midnights.
Speaker 1: Nope.
Speaker 5: Now we're talking about him last week? Can I and
Speaker 5: how Ipswich went mad?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yes, Ipswich, the town just out.
Speaker 5: Of bridsh ed beer and they had all these things,
Speaker 5: and I said, oh, come on, he's never going to
Speaker 5: go there, and he did. He got straight off his
Speaker 5: plane went to Ipswich when no one was around, signed
Speaker 5: the mural and then the mayor the next day came out.
Speaker 5: They put it all all the video was up and
Speaker 5: they went and saw it and they were like, oh
Speaker 5: my god, everyone missed him.
Speaker 2: It was a cute video of the mayor and they
Speaker 2: were ceiling. Did you see they got the I didn't
Speaker 2: want it to.
Speaker 4: They're training it like banks, Yeah.
Speaker 2: They see you the signature, so I can't be you know,
Speaker 2: washed off or anything. But I loved it.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: He signed it and then tagged the mirror and said
Speaker 2: there's a new mayor in town.
Speaker 3: I also sorry, gave you a mate, Chris Hemsworth a
Speaker 3: shout out his gigs.
Speaker 4: And the keys there because he played drums.
Speaker 1: Drums yeah, oh yeah, to give him.
Speaker 5: A shout out on stage in the crowds. Easy tonight,
Speaker 5: that's cool.
Speaker 2: Well this is the song you're listening out for. I
Speaker 2: haven't Little Speak control? Oh yes, you do? Edge here
Speaker 2: and bad habits when you hear it, we'll play it
Speaker 2: sometime on the show today. I give us a ring
Speaker 2: and a double to ed Or will be yours?
Speaker 4: Oh it's Edward love to say it?
Speaker 2: Can we talk Winter Olympics.
Speaker 5: Sure. Yesterday I actually watched the Jamaican Bob slid team
Speaker 5: was like, this is amazing.
Speaker 4: They came eighteenth. I think I.
Speaker 2: Said to the boys, we've got to watch cool runnings.
Speaker 2: I got to play it to the key.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I mean it's been such a great Olympics from an
Speaker 3: Australian perspective, our most successful ever three gold.
Speaker 4: Medals, Bob sled brido overnight or.
Speaker 3: She was in the two person Bob sled and she
Speaker 3: really well didn't medal, but but they did really really well,
Speaker 3: best best ever for an Australian team. They do that
Speaker 3: feel the rhythm right, I know it's Bob sled Brita.
Speaker 4: I was also watching the aeriel and wow, there's heaps.
Speaker 4: I was an.
Speaker 1: Extingel Brown, the sixteen year old from Melbourne who performed
Speaker 1: valiantly amazing.
Speaker 2: Did we see the Polish skier skater skater, sorry, get
Speaker 2: a blade.
Speaker 1: To the fact.
Speaker 3: Look I've read about it, I haven't seen it. Yes,
Speaker 3: I just don't know how I'm going to go.
Speaker 2: Okay, so speed skating. Look at the angle there on
Speaker 2: when they're going around the corner. So the skating, the
Speaker 2: skating played again, Brady look at this. The skater next
Speaker 2: to her loss grip.
Speaker 1: That's and the end of the eyeball.
Speaker 2: The blade of her skate slices across the face of
Speaker 2: the We have any.
Speaker 5: Afters it kicks its her goggles off.
Speaker 1: She could be can caust.
Speaker 5: It was terrible. It was actually terrible. Winter Olympics is
Speaker 5: very dangerous. There's some shocking injuries.
Speaker 4: Wow, why are you laughing?
Speaker 2: You're laughing?
Speaker 4: Are you laughing?
Speaker 1: I'm not laughing. I'm wondering what it looks like after.
Speaker 4: Well, she's she's got a slice.
Speaker 2: Through google after she got concussion? What's wrong with you?
Speaker 1: You said she did wasn't cancust?
Speaker 4: They put the big sheet up.
Speaker 1: It was like around.
Speaker 2: I know when they put the sheet up. When comes out.
Speaker 4: It was terrible. It's a terrible injury.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, Well so she's she's had a bad
Speaker 1: day work, hasn't she terrible? God?
Speaker 3: They put her in a oh, they put her in
Speaker 3: the neck brace and she.
Speaker 4: Went head first into the wall.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know you're laughing about it, but the poor
Speaker 2: thing was bloody injured.
Speaker 4: Well he's smiling.
Speaker 2: I'm look at you.
Speaker 3: You can hear the smiling your voice, that's ridiculous. Stop
Speaker 3: it anyway, all the best to you, Camilla.
Speaker 4: Why are you laughing?
Speaker 6: Is to go?
Speaker 2: What's wrong with you laughing?
Speaker 1: It's terrible shocking. She's a beautiful girl.
Speaker 5: Now she's okay, she's she's going to be okay. But
Speaker 5: that was a shocking injury.
Speaker 1: Shocking, shocking rock the skating world, the whole Winter Olympics.
Speaker 4: Actually, but there's a terrible injuries.
Speaker 1: All the blood. Oh my god, stop, it's really bad.
Speaker 1: Why are you laughing? Because he's laughing, poor Camilla.
Speaker 4: I'll look at you now.
Speaker 1: It's a terrible accident.
Speaker 2: You shouldn't be laughing at thirteen twenty four ten is
Speaker 2: down number?
Speaker 4: Well when did you laugh when you shouldn't have? Right now?
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty fourteen and is our number. Let's talk injuries.
Speaker 6: Oh no, what no, I don't like like nsfw n
Speaker 6: fw NFSW not say ns NSF not safe for work.
Speaker 3: I've never heard that up there with the video warning
Speaker 3: not safe for work, that's what all the kids are saying.
Speaker 2: Oh right, as in like playing on the work computer. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh it also applies to pawn as well.
Speaker 2: Thurday and twenty four ten HR find that funny too.
Speaker 2: Thirteen and twenty four ten is our number. Have you
Speaker 2: sustained a horrific injury in the sporting the We should
Speaker 2: stick with sporting well, so we've got blades to the face.
Speaker 1: What's not funny?
Speaker 2: What's happened to you in the sporting world? Thirteen twenty
Speaker 2: fourteen is our numbers. Give a broken anything on the field,
Speaker 2: dissiccated arms of what really right when the leg goes
Speaker 2: one way and the arms go the other.
Speaker 3: And my brother actually dissocated his shoulder swimming, so he
Speaker 3: was halfway down the down the lane. Yeah, he had
Speaker 3: sort of issues from playing baseball and all the rest
Speaker 3: of it, so it just came out and he had
Speaker 3: to sit in the deep end.
Speaker 1: So he had to sort of like Bible.
Speaker 2: And when they just hanging out, like when you see
Speaker 2: him clip it back in like on Bonda rescue that
Speaker 2: brings but it looks so much like so much pain.
Speaker 2: But then when it clips back in, you watch the relief.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's why they give him the green whistle.
Speaker 2: Third A twenty four ten is our number. We're talking
Speaker 2: sporting injuries this morning. In return, I got passes to
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Speaker 2: you cause next dear at Nova. Right now we're talking
Speaker 2: sporting injuries.
Speaker 3: We are on the back of this poor Polish skater
Speaker 3: that Jason's laughing at.
Speaker 2: I was not laing.
Speaker 3: She copped a blade to the eye, well not to
Speaker 3: the eye, but just under the eye. But very lucky
Speaker 3: not to lose their sight.
Speaker 4: They were doing speed skating.
Speaker 1: Was laughing both of you.
Speaker 2: Actually, thirty twenty four ten is our number.
Speaker 4: Uncomfortably yeah, just like, oh not funny.
Speaker 2: Let's go to Joe and Frankston. This is hello Joey, Hi,
Speaker 2: how are you well? Are good? Thirty twenty four ten
Speaker 2: is our number sports injuries? What do you go?
Speaker 1: I can?
Speaker 3: I ask you first, on the scale of one to ten,
Speaker 3: how bad is it?
Speaker 7: It was pretty bad? Both my rest, both of you
Speaker 7: the house.
Speaker 5: Definitely not a sporting injury, but I love that. Yeah,
Speaker 5: did you did you have some both arms in casts?
Speaker 7: I did, and I was home alone and I wasn't
Speaker 7: sure whether they would consider an emergency. So I laid
Speaker 7: it for a little while trying to get my head
Speaker 7: around where my rest were sitting, and really all put
Speaker 7: spots and I smashed my nose and my teeth and
Speaker 7: I had the drain going down the wall pretty pretty bad.
Speaker 7: And then I had surgery. And three weeks later they
Speaker 7: went the practices have fallen out, so they actually had
Speaker 7: to rebreak.
Speaker 4: Both of them.
Speaker 1: What do they put you up the ladder again?
Speaker 5: Now? I bet Oh that's a shock up when people
Speaker 5: have to get bones re broken to fix them.
Speaker 2: I think what's mo water grading? Is you got to
Speaker 2: get someone else to wipe your hearse?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, like that's a not a cast job. No, no,
Speaker 1: you can't get that.
Speaker 4: I hated the way you said that.
Speaker 2: Just then, well it's.
Speaker 1: Very hard to reach around with the cart.
Speaker 2: You can't. You love your partner, Paul, but if he
Speaker 2: broke both wrists.
Speaker 4: It would be getting a care something his problem. I
Speaker 4: got to keep rut, you got to keep roots.
Speaker 2: That's not romance doesn't know, but they saying sickness and health.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's love.
Speaker 4: Well, if you want me to keep loving, you to
Speaker 4: get someone else.
Speaker 5: Seriously, it is amazing though, the things you would do
Speaker 5: if the person you love is hurting, Yeah.
Speaker 2: You wouldn't do that. Hello race, Hey guys, we're good.
Speaker 2: We're talking.
Speaker 8: So one of the guys I used to play rugby,
Speaker 8: he got tackled and when he got tackled, he landed
Speaker 8: wrong and his actually went completely around.
Speaker 2: So we've got a gagger.
Speaker 8: So he didn't realize at the time he broke his
Speaker 8: siven far band obviously just located he's ankle. And then
Speaker 8: when the meta came up, he was shocked and the guys,
Speaker 8: I do not tell me, not tell because he.
Speaker 9: Did not want to hear it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so what it was like a floppy leg?
Speaker 8: No, like his actually went fully back.
Speaker 2: And then is it like an arm? Can they just
Speaker 2: click it back in?
Speaker 8: No, they end up having to stretch him off and
Speaker 8: end up having to have surgery broken in his obviously
Speaker 8: Tim Bibb. And then that obviously the right, That's.
Speaker 1: What the mood was he in immediately after.
Speaker 8: He was in shock that he didn't really realize that
Speaker 8: when the men came up, not like this face expression
Speaker 8: on him was black.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it is amazing.
Speaker 5: I think when you have a serious injury, they say
Speaker 5: your brain actually can't compute the level of pain sometimes.
Speaker 2: Did he need help going to the bathroom?
Speaker 4: He would have had a green whistle.
Speaker 2: He would have had a whistle.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you can feel it from I've got a
Speaker 3: broken toe though, and it's two places.
Speaker 1: Don't forget that, which is just as bad.
Speaker 4: How your soft runners going on your broken.
Speaker 1: You're wearing a harder on it. It seems to be okay, but.
Speaker 4: The doctor told you not to do that.
Speaker 3: We're a loafer about grinning your teeth and grinding your
Speaker 3: teeth and getting through it, which is what.
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Speaker 2: Heather today, how's it going? We are good?
Speaker 4: Well done, Heather, you've made it through the phones? Are
Speaker 4: going mad for this?
Speaker 10: I am so excited, Thank you so much. I know
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Speaker 10: left in the variooks, which I'll.
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Speaker 4: Heather. It's it's very narrow now, so good luck.
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Speaker 8: Are you ready?
Speaker 10: Here?
Speaker 4: I go? Bricks in our virtual color sounds confident, doesn't she? Jason?
Speaker 4: Is it higher?
Speaker 1: Lower?
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Speaker 2: Where are you right now?
Speaker 10: I'm sitting out the front of my work. I normally
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Speaker 10: to sit at my desk.
Speaker 2: And do this, Heather. But yeah, if you win, you're
Speaker 2: going to get out of the car and go in there, or.
Speaker 10: I'm going to probably run down the street screening my
Speaker 10: head off. But that's okay, that's fine.
Speaker 4: Fifty dollars Heather from.
Speaker 2: Do you think.
Speaker 5: Hi?
Speaker 11: Hi?
Speaker 4: Okay? He that has narrowed it right down with that
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Speaker 10: Now everyone else, oh.
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Speaker 1: Yes, Carlton's membership Drive begins. How are they going to go?
Speaker 2: Let's the Blues? Bring on the footy. I miss Thursday
Speaker 2: night footy.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, I mean I'm gonna have a lot more
Speaker 3: time this year because I'm not doing the Today Show
Speaker 3: to go to the footy.
Speaker 2: A few more games.
Speaker 1: We should.
Speaker 4: We had so much sport. I don't feel like we've
Speaker 4: had a sport.
Speaker 5: Like we've gone from Tennis to Olympics to Grand Prix
Speaker 5: and then into footage.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, but we run the risk of getting carried
Speaker 3: away and then being a bit seedy Friday night Friday.
Speaker 3: All right, guys, it's time for Australia's favorite segment. It's
Speaker 3: new and I drive it. You're ready for it?
Speaker 2: Clint standaways fat favorite segment.
Speaker 1: That's right, Australia's newest favorite segment.
Speaker 3: Yep, okay, so last well maybe yeah, fortnight ago, I
Speaker 3: brought you the new craze. It was you remember that
Speaker 3: the Greek yogurt and then you dip the biscuits in
Speaker 3: the bisc off and then you leave it for a
Speaker 3: few hours and then it tastes strikingly like a cheesecake.
Speaker 2: You did that. Then a couple of weeks later I
Speaker 2: saw it on the Today Show and I was like.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm ahead of the game, right, So what I do?
Speaker 1: I troll socials?
Speaker 3: Be it TikTok, Facebook, Instagram for the latest and greatest
Speaker 3: fads or are they fads? Or are they really fab
Speaker 3: something that we might make a staple of our lives.
Speaker 3: Our latest our latest test comes from one of Melbourne's
Speaker 3: favorite people, Matt Preston.
Speaker 1: Here is my favorite things to have on toast with
Speaker 1: some wors sauce.
Speaker 12: Very strange combination, but bizarrely works brilliant.
Speaker 2: What is it that's right?
Speaker 1: I think he didn't say Worcester share, right? Did it?
Speaker 2: My favorite things to have on toast with some sauce.
Speaker 2: You can't say we're going to need.
Speaker 1: Wichter ses.
Speaker 5: It sounds disgraceful, sounds revolting. I just don't know what
Speaker 5: sauce I think we're buying.
Speaker 2: I was about to say, we're concentrating on the condiment.
Speaker 1: Not even I am buying apricot.
Speaker 2: Jam No, you screamed marmalade to me.
Speaker 3: This is something that I'm apparently a lot of people
Speaker 3: are doing in the wake of Matt Preston's so so
Speaker 3: I'm taking them off.
Speaker 4: What goes on?
Speaker 2: First?
Speaker 1: Your raw dogs? There's no butter, so it's just apricot
Speaker 1: jam and wo sauce wols to shear sauce taste like
Speaker 1: I think it's like a vinegar, isn't it vinegar?
Speaker 2: I guess have you never had it? My old man
Speaker 2: used to love it, you know, I say it.
Speaker 4: I'm not putting it in.
Speaker 2: Age old recipe.
Speaker 1: Delicious taste, delivers a rich, unique flavor.
Speaker 2: I've just ordered some scrambled I might put a little yeah,
Speaker 2: here we go.
Speaker 3: So I'm making it has to be the you know,
Speaker 3: the whitest of white bread, like you know, cheap white bread,
Speaker 3: tip top type.
Speaker 2: Bread that's not going anywhere in my mouth. Know, this
Speaker 2: is this is what we do, not apricot, co fat
Speaker 2: or fat.
Speaker 5: Do you like?
Speaker 3: We need a test drive because remember you didn't like
Speaker 3: you didn't like greak yogurt and you had it and
Speaker 3: you're like this is like, yeah, you.
Speaker 4: Also didn't like sour cream and then.
Speaker 2: He how good sour cream?
Speaker 4: But seriously, you are like a six year old. Just
Speaker 4: try something new.
Speaker 1: I don't okay, I feel like the ladies at the
Speaker 1: Royal Melbourne show You Love Children.
Speaker 2: The twelve year old belie twice as many different foods
Speaker 2: that I would.
Speaker 1: It looks really nice, guys.
Speaker 2: And then a little dash of the I don't know much.
Speaker 1: No, don't be silly. I've watched the video. You haven't.
Speaker 4: I've got other things.
Speaker 1: All right, you're ready, guys.
Speaker 4: It in half placed, dinner is breakfast.
Speaker 2: You're really living in a single man.
Speaker 5: Not in triangles, not six Okay, it's got a real
Speaker 5: pungent smell to it.
Speaker 2: Can you take the cross off?
Speaker 1: Man? Shut up? Oh my god, girl, Okay, Heredy, here
Speaker 1: we go.
Speaker 2: Let us know what you think.
Speaker 4: Or if not of the wizards.
Speaker 2: You know what it looks like from here.
Speaker 4: A Chuckney just trying to shake something.
Speaker 2: Okay, No, I'm good. There's no way in hell.
Speaker 1: New favorite segment.
Speaker 2: This reminds me of like Chuckney my dad used to
Speaker 2: have on a piece of toaste.
Speaker 4: I don't think I mind.
Speaker 1: It says it's amazing. Let's go.
Speaker 2: It's a fan, it's a fer I did, Where's come
Speaker 2: on eat it?
Speaker 5: I quite like the apricot jam, but I don't think
Speaker 5: there's enough sauce on.
Speaker 1: Ja needs to eat it.
Speaker 2: It's not eat it. It's not to stop yelling at me.
Speaker 1: Just eat it?
Speaker 5: In up, No, four years old, it's bread and jack.
Speaker 2: I don't like. I remember my mum, but I could
Speaker 2: be allergic.
Speaker 4: So come on, have a bite, big boy.
Speaker 2: My mum made me it a great when I was younger.
Speaker 2: I just put in my mouth and he's not a great. No,
Speaker 2: but I never bit into it.
Speaker 3: Just they've got a stone fruit. Come on to do it,
Speaker 3: may go just to bite, just bite it. I don't
Speaker 3: want to come on your big girl's blouse.
Speaker 4: What's a big girl's blow?
Speaker 10: What is that?
Speaker 1: Do you know what? It's? Ship?
Speaker 4: Could you make me a piece of toast with just
Speaker 4: the apricots?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I have a bit more.
Speaker 4: You're happy with it because I've shaken all the.
Speaker 1: You happy with it?
Speaker 2: Australia's favorite segment.
Speaker 1: Yeah, get that India.
Speaker 3: Well, Matt Preston said it was good and they rode
Speaker 3: tested it and all these people said it was wonderful.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but the internet lies.
Speaker 4: I think it tastes better than it smells.
Speaker 2: It's just going twenty past. We'll check your under work.
Speaker 2: We've got fifty k coming up. So I'm very excited
Speaker 2: because there is a new Toy Story movie on the way.
Speaker 1: Oh, yes, with the ogs, have you? Yeah? Put him
Speaker 1: in the ogs the og Toy Story characters.
Speaker 2: Except every Toy Story movie has the og characters.
Speaker 1: I thought they went a bit roight.
Speaker 2: Always Tim Allen, always Tom Hanks. Oh they introduced new characters.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is like og og s.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but Woody is aging and he's like got a
Speaker 5: ball patch.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, and the kids starting to play with iPads
Speaker 2: instead of the toys.
Speaker 4: Short story made me quite sad.
Speaker 5: Oh, I know, I get very sad about some strange
Speaker 5: things like Toy Story.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I love Toy Story and I love the man who
Speaker 2: is behind the voice of Woody, Tom Hanks and in Sydney.
Speaker 2: At the moment, Tom Hanks is in Australia. He is
Speaker 2: currently in Sydney. Are filming the sequel to the twenty
Speaker 2: twenty World two movie Greyhound on Apple TV. Right, he's
Speaker 2: filming that, but he's also just getting around Sydney like
Speaker 2: a local. He was spotted on the train.
Speaker 12: Oh, Tom Hanks, he's deep under cover though it would.
Speaker 5: Be if you were Tom Hanks. And that woman's got
Speaker 5: a photo and they're probably everyone else on the train
Speaker 5: wanted a photo.
Speaker 1: She looks looks more like Tom Hanks and Tom Hanks
Speaker 1: does I would.
Speaker 2: Not recognize him in a backing hat and sunglasses.
Speaker 1: No, he's like.
Speaker 5: Good on him, but like doesn't come. Hugh Grant always
Speaker 5: catch the train? Isn't he isn't he a public transport?
Speaker 4: Gud? He likes the Tube.
Speaker 2: I would not spot Hugh Grant as a public transport.
Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure grout the toys on the.
Speaker 1: A lot of Yeah, a lot of people get the
Speaker 1: Tube to and from central London and the UK.
Speaker 4: It's way faster.
Speaker 2: We got photos of Lauren Phillips on the train. I
Speaker 2: can't find them on Then.
Speaker 5: We've done a Postcards episode on the train, So there's
Speaker 5: a whole television.
Speaker 1: Telling people to go and get public transport.
Speaker 5: It is how easy it is to catch the train
Speaker 5: from our home to our destination.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a one stop.
Speaker 5: Job to borrow the cameraman's my key or I don't
Speaker 5: even know if I caught the trap.
Speaker 4: They definitely feel me getting on.
Speaker 2: And celebs in the wild doing normal things.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I saw I was at the hair salon and
Speaker 5: I looked over and Rachel Griffiths was there next to
Speaker 5: you all their hair, Rachel, really with all their hair
Speaker 5: in foil?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: Really, selfie. I wonder if she had to duck out
Speaker 1: and move the car with a.
Speaker 4: Head oil a run of shame in the in the.
Speaker 2: Was she was she chatting or did she have her
Speaker 2: face in the magazine?
Speaker 4: I think we said hello, exchanged pleasant trees?
Speaker 2: Right, But that's pretty good. What about you, Jay Best?
Speaker 2: I've seen as Nick red basketball with these kids. No
Speaker 2: like taking these kids to weekend sport. I'm like, you're
Speaker 2: doing the hard yards. Were you have a dad?
Speaker 4: Just being a parent?
Speaker 2: Yeah? But Rachel Griffith, that's a good one.
Speaker 4: Griffith.
Speaker 5: Oh. I also well, when I was in ages Ago,
Speaker 5: we went for dinner and Leonardo DiCaprio was there. I
Speaker 5: forgot about I was thinking in Melbourne, what was the cuisine?
Speaker 5: We're at Sunset Tower Hotel in where Sunset tiss a
Speaker 5: week or at Sunset Tower in Los Angeles, California, and
Speaker 5: I were.
Speaker 2: You said, La? That's remarks Leonardo DiCaprio.
Speaker 4: Leonardo DiCaprio is not going to Adelaide.
Speaker 2: That a restaurant called the Tower Tower.
Speaker 1: No, La, not at all.
Speaker 2: And everyone says, Leo, you're on the Air with Jon.
Speaker 2: Lauren Clint is here as well, coming up your chance
Speaker 2: to win five thousand bucks and we are listening out.
Speaker 5: For I haven't Little Lap and Sharon he's in Melbourne
Speaker 5: this week.
Speaker 2: When you hear it, give us a ring and tickets
Speaker 2: will be yours Thursday night. Can't wait.
Speaker 4: Hey, guys, I saw this thing on.
Speaker 5: Instagram over the weekend that had me in bed on
Speaker 5: Saturday morning sobbing.
Speaker 4: And when I say sobbing, I mean like tear in
Speaker 4: floods of tears.
Speaker 5: I'm talking about Eric Dane, the actor who passed away
Speaker 5: last week. Now, he he was battling with als, which
Speaker 5: is it paralyzes your body, basically.
Speaker 1: A form of modern neural like what Neil Danaher has.
Speaker 5: Now, if you don't know who Eric Dane is, he
Speaker 5: was mc steem me in Gray's Anatomy. You will never
Speaker 5: forget that scene where he walks out of the steamy shower.
Speaker 2: In the town. How he got the name.
Speaker 4: Semi Yeah, so he was mcs seem Me. He was
Speaker 4: also Cal Jacobs in Euphoria.
Speaker 5: But most importantly he was a dad to two daughters
Speaker 5: and as a family, I can't even imagine watching someone
Speaker 5: you love suffer with a hideous disease where your brain
Speaker 5: stays sharp but your body just fas.
Speaker 3: And correct me if I'm wrong. He went downhill very quickly.
Speaker 3: I think it was a very brief battle, maybe nine
Speaker 3: or ten months.
Speaker 5: It was quick Jesus, and he's an advocate for als,
Speaker 5: and he decided to sit down and do an interview
Speaker 5: for Netflix. It goes throughout fifty minutes, and I haven't
Speaker 5: brought myself to watch the whole thing yet. I was like,
Speaker 5: I need to be in the right head space to
Speaker 5: watch this. But it's called famous Last Words, and it's
Speaker 5: He did the interview knowing it wouldn't be released until
Speaker 5: after he'd passed away.
Speaker 2: So how soon after he passed away.
Speaker 5: Well, he passed away last week and it's out now.
Speaker 5: So the clip that they released on Netflix was a
Speaker 5: message to his daughters about, oh, it's so sad, about
Speaker 5: how to embrace life and how to live life because
Speaker 5: it's and while it's a message to his daughters, it's
Speaker 5: a poignant reminder of how fragile life is, how quickly
Speaker 5: it can be taken away from you, and how important
Speaker 5: it is to live in the present.
Speaker 6: Now.
Speaker 4: It's a five minute clip. I've clipped up a little bit.
Speaker 5: Some of his language is hard to understand in parts,
Speaker 5: obviously because he's suffering from als.
Speaker 4: But it's so incredibly.
Speaker 5: Important to listen to this and just take a moment
Speaker 5: to think how precious life is.
Speaker 13: Billy and Georgia, these words are for you. I an't
Speaker 13: saying four things that I've learned from this disease, and
Speaker 13: I hope you on just listen to me. I hope
Speaker 13: you'll him first, live now, right now, in the present.
Speaker 13: It's hard, but I learned to do that for ye're
Speaker 13: of wallowing and worrying and self pity, shame and doubt. Second,
Speaker 13: guess myself, I should have done this and never should
Speaker 13: have done that. No more than president and all you
Speaker 13: have treasure, cherish every moment. Second, fall in love, not
Speaker 13: necessarily with a person, although I do recommend that as well,
Speaker 13: but fall in love with something. Find your passion, your joy,
Speaker 13: your purpose, your dream. Then go for it, really go
Speaker 13: for it. Third, choose your friends. Wisely. Find your people
Speaker 13: and allow them to find you, and they can give
Speaker 13: Yourselose to them. My friends come to me. We eat together,
Speaker 13: watch a game, listen to music, and don't do anything
Speaker 13: specialated show up. That's a big one. Just show up
Speaker 13: and love your friends everything you have. Hang on to them.
Speaker 13: They will entertain you, guide you, help you, support you,
Speaker 13: and some will save you. Finally, fight when you face
Speaker 13: challenges health or otherwise. Fight, never give up, Fight until
Speaker 13: your last breath. This disease is only taking my body,
Speaker 13: but it will never take my spirit. Billion Georgia, you
Speaker 13: and my everything. Good night, I love you. Those are
Speaker 13: my last works.
Speaker 3: Wow, there's actually an amazing symmetry between Eric Dane and
Speaker 3: our own Neil danaher some of the things the notions
Speaker 3: he touched on the whole show up messaging.
Speaker 1: You know, always show up, always fight.
Speaker 5: And choose your friends your friend and they mess your
Speaker 5: time in the people that will show what comes to you.
Speaker 2: I like the simplicity doesn't have to be going out
Speaker 2: the cod have a laugh, listen.
Speaker 5: To music, yeap, and fall in love and if it's
Speaker 5: not with a person, which he high recommends you do do,
Speaker 5: but if it's not that, fall in love with just something, something,
Speaker 5: something that makes you happy and living life right now,
Speaker 5: which I think is so important because we get so
Speaker 5: caught up in.
Speaker 4: In things that have happened in the past and what
Speaker 4: might happen in the.
Speaker 5: Future, and sometimes we do forget to live in this
Speaker 5: very moment that we're living in, and he's a walking
Speaker 5: example of how quickly that can be taken away.
Speaker 2: I remember just thinking it's a cliche, but you're not.
Speaker 2: At the end of the year of I's like, you know,
Speaker 2: how am I going to approach to you differently? And
Speaker 2: I was like, live, not exist? Do you know what
Speaker 2: I mean? So so easily we can get our roots totally.
Speaker 3: Those beautiful girls of him have lost, have lost clearly
Speaker 3: something special, but they will always have those incredible, haunting
Speaker 3: words to live by.
Speaker 5: Also so brave, I think, in that moment when you
Speaker 5: know your life is being taken away rapidly, to actually
Speaker 5: sit down and do something which is going to help
Speaker 5: other people.
Speaker 2: What a man mixed to me and nice to the
Speaker 2: family to share that, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Because that'll be tough.
Speaker 5: It's a fifty minute Netflix interview and I just think
Speaker 5: I need to be in the right space to watch it,
Speaker 5: but I actually can't wait to sit down. I think
Speaker 5: it'll give everybody a different perspective on life.
Speaker 2: I'm glad you put that up. Just a good little reminder.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, sorry, I know that was heavy, but I
Speaker 5: highly recommend if you watch the whole thing that you
Speaker 5: go and watch that five minute clip. We'll put it
Speaker 5: on our socials as well. But just stop for a
Speaker 5: moment and appreciate what we do have.
Speaker 2: It is right on eight o'clock. We'll check you run
Speaker 2: the work. Latest in news. Next, well, good miner Melbourne
Speaker 2: just got a nine past eight. Blue Bag is listen up,
Speaker 2: your boy, coach extraordinary Michael voss Man.
Speaker 4: He's a man.
Speaker 2: He's a man.
Speaker 4: He's a man.
Speaker 2: Your man is in the house, Boss, He's going to
Speaker 2: join us in minutes.
Speaker 5: First, what's happening with the Blue Bag is this.
Speaker 2: Year story I saw floating around this morning regarding Vossi,
Speaker 2: which caught me by surprise. I'm going to get to
Speaker 2: the bottom of it.
Speaker 4: Remember when you tackled that guy.
Speaker 2: The story I'm talking about has got to do with
Speaker 2: that OA the old citizens arrest. We'll get to that
Speaker 2: in the second. First, Oh, let's go to Patterson Lakes Ello. David.
Speaker 11: Hello, good morning guys.
Speaker 5: What would you do with five thousand dollars if you wanted?
Speaker 5: On this lovely Monday morning, David, there's plenty of.
Speaker 11: Boring things to spend it once.
Speaker 4: Annoying about that, David. It all comes at the.
Speaker 2: Same point, always at the same cars.
Speaker 5: We register them and insure them at the same time.
Speaker 5: It's annoying, true.
Speaker 11: So I think what I'd really spend it on is
Speaker 11: a motorbike holiday.
Speaker 1: So I think, or you're a bike just jump on
Speaker 1: the bike, go for a trip like that.
Speaker 11: You pe out the motorbike and book a few places
Speaker 11: around Victoria.
Speaker 2: And he's a world hoog good on you? What's wild?
Speaker 5: Hog?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 2: Good weather? Goes like goldie on motorbix enough that to
Speaker 2: turn and oldie? Yeah?
Speaker 4: And who calls them wild?
Speaker 1: How old are David?
Speaker 11: I'm sixty four, so I am a bit of a na.
Speaker 2: You're a young buck.
Speaker 11: More of a mild one.
Speaker 2: Thankay, mild hog. David playing for five thousand dollars, five
Speaker 2: thousand dollars. Rules are simple. You will hear a question
Speaker 2: and then you will hear a three one. Okay, you
Speaker 2: must answer within that.
Speaker 1: That wasn't a sound effect. That was a dog.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's dogs in the background, the dog dog. All right,
Speaker 2: You ready to go, Dave?
Speaker 11: Okay, all right?
Speaker 2: For five thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: What country does The Jungle Book take place in?
Speaker 4: Three?
Speaker 6: Two one?
Speaker 11: India?
Speaker 6: You got five thousand dollars?
Speaker 2: What India?
Speaker 4: Was that a guess?
Speaker 5: Ah?
Speaker 2: Do you know?
Speaker 11: I watched the version of the movie in the last
Speaker 11: couple of months, so I thought, where's this set? They've
Speaker 11: got tigers?
Speaker 1: Tiger? Yeah right, I think.
Speaker 11: I think at the time I thought it was free
Speaker 11: Lanka or something.
Speaker 1: David about the storytelling.
Speaker 2: Mild Hog, you got your to go five thousand dollars.
Speaker 5: Well done. You can pay your red Joe and go
Speaker 5: on a motorbike holiday.
Speaker 1: David, what a Monday morning.
Speaker 11: Oh, thank you guys.
Speaker 2: That's awesome.
Speaker 1: Good on you.
Speaker 4: Easy to win, isn't it?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 11: Loven't over fm O.
Speaker 5: Good on you, David. Well you have a great Monday,
Speaker 5: five grand coming your way.
Speaker 11: Thank you very much, I think, David, I.
Speaker 1: Think you're our first five OK winner of the year.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh wow, yeah, pretty pretty thick.
Speaker 4: That's the good year.
Speaker 2: There you go, especially brother mild Hog. David walking away
Speaker 2: with five thousand dollars, I'm going to jump back on
Speaker 2: the bike. Good on your Dave.
Speaker 11: Thanks guys, have a great day you too.
Speaker 2: You're gonna have You're gonna have a better one.
Speaker 4: What a way to start the week.
Speaker 2: Hey, let's try and do it again tomorrow. Five K question.
Speaker 2: Every morning at eight o'clock you can score yourself five
Speaker 2: grand Bluebaggers. It's Carlton Membership Day for today only. You
Speaker 2: can buy a three game membership and get access to
Speaker 2: six games with just ninety nine bucks.
Speaker 4: Oh that's good.
Speaker 2: Go to membership dot CARLTONFC dot com dot au. In fact,
Speaker 2: actually we've got two six game memberships to give away,
Speaker 2: so thirty twenty four ten if you want them.
Speaker 1: Our next guest is the head coach of the Carlton
Speaker 1: Football Club and he's got a big fan at our
Speaker 1: very own Lauren Phillips is fan.
Speaker 2: The right word, is it? Maybe in enthusiast?
Speaker 1: Maybe I should just let Lauren speak for herself on
Speaker 1: this one.
Speaker 4: Lauren has the horn for Michael Vasso.
Speaker 1: There we go.
Speaker 5: Please welcome to the Show's our legend.
Speaker 1: Michael Vosott, you said it.
Speaker 4: You have strawberry blondes.
Speaker 5: Okay, except for Jason, I just I just come.
Speaker 12: In here for the intros. Coming for any other reason.
Speaker 12: It's just makes you feel good.
Speaker 1: When you get the first question, Loan, because.
Speaker 5: If you could be quiet a month, very well, very well,
Speaker 5: very long off season, pre season.
Speaker 1: Ready to go, two weeks to go two weeks.
Speaker 12: Ago effectively sort of a week and a half really, so
Speaker 12: starting on the Thursday night v Sydney, so I can't wait.
Speaker 2: Before we get into the footy. There was a story
Speaker 2: flating around that I just want to get to the
Speaker 2: bottom of it. Is it true, because I remember you
Speaker 2: made headlines when you perform that citizens arrest tackle the
Speaker 2: young kids. Is it true you made contact with him
Speaker 2: and now you're like mentoring.
Speaker 12: Yeah, yes, there was a reach out, which I though thought,
Speaker 12: that's that's that's fantastic like to be to get the
Speaker 12: reach out. Yeah, the guy that was working with him
Speaker 12: at that particular time. So so I thought, oh, you know,
Speaker 12: I'm sort of intrigued. So you know, he's obviously trying
Speaker 12: to make some things that he did wrong right. So
Speaker 12: I went along and yeah, it was interesting story. I
Speaker 12: sort of asked for his recollection of the story and
Speaker 12: he so said yeah, sort of like I turned around
Speaker 12: and this I thought a Jim junkie was chasing me around.
Speaker 12: The thought, oh, thanks mate.
Speaker 1: It's just a Brownlow medalist premiership.
Speaker 12: Must it must have been the hoodie. I think he
Speaker 12: obviously clearly didn't recognize me. I mean, who wouldn't it
Speaker 12: was it was it was a good little touch point
Speaker 12: and I'm really I'm actually really pleased I did it.
Speaker 4: So he was a kid who tried to steal a car?
Speaker 4: Is that right?
Speaker 12: And you said, yeah, yeah, so yeah, I'm known for
Speaker 12: many things, but I'm more known, i think now for this.
Speaker 12: But but yeah, it was obviously a couple of years
Speaker 12: ago now, so it feels like it's so much yesterday.
Speaker 12: But but yeah, reach out and he's yeah, he's doing
Speaker 12: really well, which.
Speaker 1: Is really pleasing. Good, awesome, Bossy.
Speaker 3: The best thing about this time of year is that
Speaker 3: everyone starts on the same amount of points. Nobody's won
Speaker 3: a game, nobody's lost a game. How are you approaching
Speaker 3: the season? Because it's another big one for the cart
Speaker 3: and footy club.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 3: The thing with the Blue Bag is they're always in
Speaker 3: the spotlight because everyone loves to hate you. You know,
Speaker 3: they're a passionate bunch.
Speaker 12: We don't we don't get to hide under the blanket,
Speaker 12: which we start the season round zero. We obviously got
Speaker 12: Round one versus Richmond. I mean, who would barrack for Richmond.
Speaker 14: Love the Tigers, and then you know we obviously Enzac
Speaker 14: Day calling with I mean, you can't disappear, so but
Speaker 14: that that's something that we love because I mean it's
Speaker 14: not everyone gets to go out in front of the
Speaker 14: mcg and play play in front of eighty thousand fans often.
Speaker 12: So now we're excited by the season. Obviously has been
Speaker 12: a lot of changes as well through the through the preseason,
Speaker 12: and they've all jailed really well. So just waiting to
Speaker 12: get started.
Speaker 2: Just on the changes, Clint, I heard you mentioned news
Speaker 2: earlier Charlie. Yeah, Charlie left the club and Clint's news earlier,
Speaker 2: he said. Bossy and Charlie haven't spoken since then.
Speaker 12: I know we've it's been interaction. But yeah, I guess
Speaker 12: when you sort of end up, you move on pretty quick.
Speaker 12: Though in this world too much.
Speaker 5: I mean to the other station, I'd be like, see
Speaker 5: you've spoken to our old employer.
Speaker 12: Oh, here we go.
Speaker 1: Now we're getting personal.
Speaker 2: If they've tried to ring, I would send them to.
Speaker 3: That's the nature of Yeah, it is, it's so I
Speaker 3: mean not I don't want to say it's transaction transactional,
Speaker 3: it's sort of at that time of year, things happen.
Speaker 1: And you can't be you know, you can't invest too
Speaker 1: much love and energy.
Speaker 12: Well, I think the club sucks you in. Like you
Speaker 12: got your own team to work with. You've got forty
Speaker 12: five players you're trying to improve, You've got nine ten
Speaker 12: coaches that you're trying to get a game style together on.
Speaker 12: So look, it is a it is a It is
Speaker 12: a big machine which is quite time consuming. So you
Speaker 12: you just end up sort of one those decisions made
Speaker 12: you end up end up moving if you.
Speaker 5: Lost some players who had the new exciting players that
Speaker 5: you've got that we should look out for.
Speaker 12: Yeah, well, obviously we've got a couple of Sydney boys,
Speaker 12: Holly Floren, Will Haywood, Ben Ainsworth who is obviously Harry
Speaker 12: Dean who's a first round draft pick, Jacob Smith didn't
Speaker 12: play last year, who is going well this year. So
Speaker 12: we're sort of hopeful that they all get through this
Speaker 12: particular game next and then we can sort of fire
Speaker 12: on all cylinders for next week.
Speaker 4: So you had no injuries from the state of origin that.
Speaker 12: Well, we had Jacob Weedering, so we had that one,
Speaker 12: which was really thankful we he didn't actually end up
Speaker 12: having concussion.
Speaker 1: But I thought he might have.
Speaker 12: I thought he might have punched his lung ruption expleen
Speaker 12: and done everything and the shoulder the captain was sitting
Speaker 12: on it almost it was. It's not one of those
Speaker 12: ones when you're sitting there and you're watching, you know,
Speaker 12: one of your best players lying on the grass and
Speaker 12: there's fifteen people surrounding him, and all you are sitting
Speaker 12: at home. You've got absolutely no control over the situation whatsoever,
Speaker 12: and all you're thinking about is that I hope he's okay.
Speaker 12: And yeah, we were sort of getting some commune vcasion
Speaker 12: through text message, and I was contacting our doctors to
Speaker 12: contact their doctors. We had some representatives there as well
Speaker 12: who were on the in change bent, so I'm texting
Speaker 12: them to see what it's like. So they saw his
Speaker 12: information that was flying around. But in the end, you've
Speaker 12: got to just wait, because you've got to let the
Speaker 12: professionals be able to make the calls and sort of
Speaker 12: settle everyone, and then once you get the right information,
Speaker 12: you can sort of feel a bit better about things
Speaker 12: after that. But thankfully, thankfully he's fine. He's certainly he's
Speaker 12: a chance for next week. It'll be pretty tight call,
Speaker 12: but yeah, hopefully he sort of gets over what he's
Speaker 12: had and we can get him out there.
Speaker 5: Well.
Speaker 2: We've had the chat numerous times about whether it was
Speaker 2: the right time to do State of Origin. As the
Speaker 2: coach of a player who was heard in that, do
Speaker 2: you think it's still smart?
Speaker 12: I don't think necessarily the timing's perfect, you know, like,
Speaker 12: certainly wasn't against where it was and still not. If
Speaker 12: you want to do things like that early in the year,
Speaker 12: when they're feeling fresh and good about themselves and probably
Speaker 12: injury free, is the time where you'll get the most
Speaker 12: uptake from the players. As the season goes, as they
Speaker 12: start to get sore, they need rest, and it might
Speaker 12: not get the same traction. But I just hope that
Speaker 12: the initiative we take with this is that we keep
Speaker 12: uniqueness in it and that we don't do it every year.
Speaker 12: We do it sort of maybe once every three years.
Speaker 3: But I guess now, am I right in saying he
Speaker 3: would have been playing in a fully fledged set of
Speaker 3: intra club or you like, a competitive hit out, So
Speaker 3: it's still yeah, in the heat of battle, definitely could have. It,
Speaker 3: Definitely could have, and that's probably why we're okay with it,
Speaker 3: but an intra club speed versus a state of origent
Speaker 3: speed and asking the intensity that they go out as
Speaker 3: somewhat different.
Speaker 2: So yeah, I've watched a couple of those pre match
Speaker 2: even I could have a crack out there.
Speaker 1: What do you do over the summer? What do you
Speaker 1: do to escape footage?
Speaker 12: Well, just try to stay as fit as you possibly can,
Speaker 12: So tell as much as what you as much as
Speaker 12: what you try to do. But that's the best that
Speaker 12: I can do. So but before so one of the
Speaker 12: makes just make Jason's a little bit not sure about
Speaker 12: still about your team.
Speaker 1: He changes every year.
Speaker 12: Before you go into where I reckon. I've seen the window.
Speaker 12: I've just a little window that might get you across
Speaker 12: over to Carlton. So I've got a sup here number three,
Speaker 12: So juicy motlot. But it's significant also to me because
Speaker 12: it was my playing number as well. So I've got
Speaker 12: to even put the name up the top.
Speaker 4: You don't even gifted.
Speaker 12: I love that.
Speaker 3: No here, thank you very much the coach of the
Speaker 3: cart And Footy Club.
Speaker 12: It's now on Thursday next week when we first round zero.
Speaker 12: You have to wear it in here, right, so come on,
Speaker 12: just getting behind us or just come with us and
Speaker 12: this experience.
Speaker 4: He's just checking what size.
Speaker 2: It's a slim fit.
Speaker 12: They're all slim fit.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter.
Speaker 12: Get the guns out, Jake, Get the guns out, mate.
Speaker 2: Last time I put on a single was in Bali.
Speaker 5: And Jason can be love and affection can definitely be brought.
Speaker 2: From the oh the original one I got from Petrucro
Speaker 2: used to watch the car.
Speaker 12: We'll treat that with a little bit more. Get on
Speaker 12: this day, I reckon, Thank you very much. Even put
Speaker 12: a shirt underneath if you like you don't like your guns.
Speaker 2: Shirt under that jump rock. You know what? Round zero,
Speaker 2: I'll go for the blues.
Speaker 1: Yeah, message and cut fans, bossy. It's membership day here
Speaker 1: at Nova.
Speaker 12: Get on board, get excited. We want as many people
Speaker 12: in those things we can. They energize it. We love
Speaker 12: them and yeah, obviously we're hoping for a really, really
Speaker 12: positive season.
Speaker 5: You can get a membership at membership dot CALTONFC dot
Speaker 5: com dot a. You you can get three game membership
Speaker 5: to access games just nine dollars. We've got two up
Speaker 5: for grabs right now. Thirteen twenty four ten is unnumber.
Speaker 2: We're going to get you to pop in throughout the season.
Speaker 2: If you're up for it, absolutely love it. I'll be
Speaker 2: in the guarantee every time you can drop by.
Speaker 4: Thanks for coming back as well.
Speaker 12: You wear it so next time I'm in.
Speaker 2: All right, twenty five past eight here on Nova. Good
Speaker 2: morning Melbourne. It is just gone twenty seven to nine
Speaker 2: Here at Nova. He's coming turning loud.
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Speaker 2: are going. I am excited.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm excited to I spoked to some friends who
Speaker 5: went last night, oh and on the weekend in Brisbane
Speaker 5: and they just.
Speaker 4: Said, I'm really yeah. He said he's sparkling, best dued, love.
Speaker 2: Him the stage, the bridge that comes out.
Speaker 4: I can't wait to see that.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four ten is out number pretty.
Speaker 4: Sick guy, Caitlyn sick. Guess what the dig it to yours?
Speaker 4: So you're going are you gonna take?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 4: Can't wait who will you take.
Speaker 10: Caitlin, Probably my sister, I think nice.
Speaker 2: I was just to give her a call.
Speaker 5: I was just talking to one of the guys in
Speaker 5: the office. He's going with his son.
Speaker 4: For his first comment. Yes, huge, forget it.
Speaker 2: Yes, there's just something about going with your parents or
Speaker 2: taking one of your kids to their first concert. And
Speaker 2: Ed Sharon is a good Hey. This song Celestial, he
Speaker 2: gets everyone to jump during it, and there's a clip
Speaker 2: online at the moment it's like it's one of his
Speaker 2: team backstage saying to him, I thought it was an
Speaker 2: earthquake when you were doing that song, Like there's that's
Speaker 2: like you know, it's like there's fifteen second bit in there.
Speaker 2: And he's like, when you hit that, even if you're
Speaker 2: not a jumper, you got a jump. I thought of
Speaker 2: you because you don't like the jump jumping.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 2: But but he even says, he goes to the person
Speaker 2: next to you, isn't jumping, get him to jump?
Speaker 4: Him to jump? All right? Can't wait to see if
Speaker 4: he does that in Melbourne.
Speaker 2: I'm next to your Thursday and jumping will be jumping.
Speaker 4: Jump more more tickets to go. Let's go to Lizzie.
Speaker 4: Good morning, Oh my god, Lizzie, you're going, Oh my.
Speaker 2: God, Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Since you're going, Lizzy, what are you gonna? Who are
Speaker 1: you going to take with your.
Speaker 6: I probably bring my mom?
Speaker 4: How old are you?
Speaker 10: Lizzy and I took the.
Speaker 1: What to call us?
Speaker 4: I'm sick?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: We better get better because you're going to enshare?
Speaker 2: This is this your favorite?
Speaker 4: That's the bed, Lizzy?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah? What's your temperature?
Speaker 1: Wrong with you this morning?
Speaker 2: Well, because you can't sleep because you're so sick, got
Speaker 2: the sniffles. You better go lie down.
Speaker 4: We don't want you getting sicker. We need you getting better.
Speaker 2: But because otherwise you might have to take Thursday off,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean? Hey, congratulations, right, pray for Lizzie.
Speaker 2: Maybe just a touch over? Had thought's going after Lizzie?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I feel better, Lizzy, absolutely sick. Oh, I'm due
Speaker 4: for one. To be honest, you've pulled a few.
Speaker 1: I'm due for one.
Speaker 2: I haven't pulled a few.
Speaker 1: I've actually been pulled one more than us this year.
Speaker 2: Oh sorry keeping tally.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we are.
Speaker 5: Actually definitely but actually when you do it in the
Speaker 5: first week back from the holidays, he lasted one.
Speaker 2: It was exhausting. I'm juke was it.
Speaker 5: The day was the second day, the second day of
Speaker 5: the year, and he called in sick. He forgot about
Speaker 5: it by Wednesday though, when he told us he went
Speaker 5: out for breakfast.
Speaker 2: I hadn't eat. No, it was unwell for like twenty
Speaker 2: four hours.
Speaker 4: No, you're well.
Speaker 2: Tuesday morning.
Speaker 5: I went to this great cafe for breakfast last Tuesday,
Speaker 5: and I was like, what the day You're off work
Speaker 5: because you were sick.
Speaker 4: And You're like, oh, no, man.
Speaker 1: Was another day.
Speaker 2: Go and get some brown stomach.
Speaker 4: We are due for a city.
Speaker 2: Brave for Jason. Well, good morning everybody working him Monday. Hello,
Speaker 2: big weekend.
Speaker 5: I had a fun weekend. I had a very very
Speaker 5: quiet Friday night. We stayed in did date night. We
Speaker 5: also pulled a new a new bed, so we had
Speaker 5: a new mattress delivery, and I just couldn't wait to
Speaker 5: climb into bed. And I went to bed at like
Speaker 5: seven o'clock on Friday night.
Speaker 2: Seven o'clock.
Speaker 5: You were at dinner, and then I was hungry, and
Speaker 5: then I got up and we ordered takeaway and we
Speaker 5: ate for like twenty minutes. They went back to bed.
Speaker 5: Not like food in the bed, but I couldn't wait.
Speaker 5: You know when you buy something. He's like excited about that. Yeah,
Speaker 5: Friday in medium soft medium.
Speaker 4: But they say it takes a few weeks to get
Speaker 4: used to.
Speaker 1: You remember, remember to turn the bed.
Speaker 2: Well.
Speaker 5: Funnily enough, it came with instructions and the guy was like,
Speaker 5: in the first three months of the mattress's life, you
Speaker 5: should spin it.
Speaker 4: Every two weeks.
Speaker 1: That's a big that's a lot.
Speaker 5: And after three months you go to spinning at quarterly
Speaker 5: every three months.
Speaker 3: I don't think I've ever spun mine neither. Basically, I've
Speaker 3: got a big, dirty hole in the middle.
Speaker 4: A dirty hole.
Speaker 1: No, well not can I get that?
Speaker 2: Grab the other side, isolated audio Clint saying I have a.
Speaker 4: Question as a single man.
Speaker 3: Yes, do you I've experienced in this field? No, that's
Speaker 3: why there's one hole in the not experience in.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like a dirty div yeah. And then on the
Speaker 1: other side it's beautiful.
Speaker 4: And did you sleep in the middle. I would sleep in.
Speaker 1: The middle, sleep on a side.
Speaker 5: Talking about the bit, I don't know anymore because when
Speaker 5: Paul's not there, I sleep sort of in the middle.
Speaker 4: What do you do?
Speaker 2: I still sleep like in a hotel, well, most hotels
Speaker 2: I paid to stay out and end up falling between
Speaker 2: because it's just two single beds that together going in
Speaker 2: Quicksand do you know.
Speaker 4: There's couples out there that don't have sights. They just
Speaker 4: jump into whatever side.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, you can't freestyle.
Speaker 4: That is madness, that's serial killer behavior.
Speaker 2: Yes, everyone has a sock. Don't don't change side.
Speaker 5: Well, no, see I chain not at my house, but
Speaker 5: in hotels. Sometimes I sleep on the I always sleep
Speaker 5: away from the windows.
Speaker 1: Oh see, I'm a window guy.
Speaker 4: I always sleep on the other side of it.
Speaker 2: I'm a left hand job.
Speaker 1: Hang on BEDEFI left hand job? You left? Like, are
Speaker 1: you left? As in if you're looking at the bed
Speaker 1: or if you're in bed.
Speaker 2: Now, if I'm looking at the bed, I'm a lefty.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: If you I'm just far away from the windows.
Speaker 1: Depending sleep on the right.
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, I can run down.
Speaker 1: Sometimes you see what I'm getting at. No, if you're
Speaker 1: looking at the bed, do.
Speaker 4: You know what you're saying?
Speaker 2: If I'm looking at the mattress, the mattress is right
Speaker 2: in front of me.
Speaker 1: I'm on the left, so you sleep on the right.
Speaker 5: So what he's saying is sometimes he's a left hand job,
Speaker 5: and sometimes he's a right hand job.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right, I'm right. I'm glad we got that
Speaker 2: excellent at least I'm not a I've got a big,
Speaker 2: dirty whole want to get that looked out. This is
Speaker 2: number one hundred. Good morning Melbourne, Welcome on Monday. Oh
Speaker 2: a little bit of cloud around today tops to twenty
Speaker 2: three looking dark out there.
Speaker 4: It's the tin.
Speaker 1: I was at the tin.
Speaker 4: We're going to get this tint down. You can't tell down.
Speaker 2: Bring down the tent.
Speaker 4: It actually is quite great.
Speaker 2: Big ceremony like they do in the statues all overseas well.
Speaker 1: Nat Yunides, who is the new weekend sports presenter at
Speaker 1: Channel nine, put up a video at the weekend of
Speaker 1: them taking down my photo replacing it with hers.
Speaker 2: Do they pull it down like the big Sunamias? They
Speaker 2: should have fallen over.
Speaker 1: My round of applause. Am I still on the wall
Speaker 1: that I think you are? Yeah? Do you still work
Speaker 1: for them?
Speaker 4: Occasionally?
Speaker 2: Every three years?
Speaker 5: I only do postconds, so I stay on the wall
Speaker 5: in Channel Night.
Speaker 4: Of the Wall.
Speaker 5: You have a look at my algorithm currently clin to
Speaker 5: have a look at this. Every Wow, every single thing
Speaker 5: in my algorithm is punch the monkey in Japan who
Speaker 5: I am obsessed with.
Speaker 8: Swear to God, if they don't stop bullying that little
Speaker 8: monkey and his stuffed toy, I am going to fly
Speaker 8: over there and take care of him myself.
Speaker 4: What I'm looking up place to Japan.
Speaker 15: The baby Monkey, I called Japan, I save frag and
Speaker 15: I would bait the shot and that those big monkeys
Speaker 15: and gorillas that's baiting the little one, ask God and
Speaker 15: has pulled at the shurdy bear.
Speaker 13: God loves them.
Speaker 5: Okay, So if you've been living under a rock, I
Speaker 5: spoke about it.
Speaker 4: Last week.
Speaker 2: They had a song written about it.
Speaker 4: Don't Punch. The Baby Monkey is the little monkey in
Speaker 4: Japan whose mother abandoned him, and there are hideous videos
Speaker 4: of him trying to get his mum's attention and a
Speaker 4: bit you know what, Punch is better off without her?
Speaker 2: What? Wow?
Speaker 5: Yes, so they've given him a stuffed Ikea monkey toy, which,
Speaker 5: by the way, Ikea went on an advertising frenzy week
Speaker 5: nineteen dollars ninety nine from your local Ikea.
Speaker 3: They were always but they're just like it's every Punch
Speaker 3: is now the poster boy for Ikea.
Speaker 2: They would have sold out.
Speaker 5: Yes, so he's using this monkey like his mother. Then
Speaker 5: he got like another big monkey took him in, looked
Speaker 5: after him, and then they got in a fight with
Speaker 5: another big monkey, and she was so she dragged him
Speaker 5: around like fully dragg him around. The keeper of the
Speaker 5: Monkeys in Japan has said, look, it was an adolescent
Speaker 5: issue where he was playing with another baby and baby,
Speaker 5: I mean where anyway?
Speaker 1: Do you know what, Lauren, it's a circle of life.
Speaker 4: No, get him out of there. No, he's a secret
Speaker 4: to the other monkeys.
Speaker 1: Hard love.
Speaker 5: Punch the Monkey. I've solved in bed, I've cried about it.
Speaker 5: On Saturday, Paul said, you need to put your phone
Speaker 5: down and go for a walk.
Speaker 3: It's time to speak to someone who knows, an expert,
Speaker 3: an expert in all things wildlife. Who have we got
Speaker 3: our favorite ranger Stacy?
Speaker 9: Oh, good morning, Good morning, Jason, Lauren, how are you?
Speaker 5: We are good twincy too, and we are obsessed with
Speaker 5: Punch the Monkey ranger Stacy, Oh, I.
Speaker 9: Mean, who isn't This is a global phenomenon. And I've
Speaker 9: got to say, like whenever you go to a zoo
Speaker 9: or a wildlife sanctuary, and especially monkeys, like we can
Speaker 9: relate to them so much because they have such you
Speaker 9: know that they are we can really relate and you know,
Speaker 9: they can bring us so much joy, but they can
Speaker 9: it can also be heartbreaking when you see kind of
Speaker 9: the nasty side of things. But as I think you
Speaker 9: just said, Jacey, it is the circle of life. But
Speaker 9: it can be really tough sometimes to watch. But you know,
Speaker 9: people have fallen in love with Punch, such a beautiful
Speaker 9: little guy.
Speaker 5: Ying to Stacy, is Punch going to be okay? Because
Speaker 5: it's so sad.
Speaker 4: Watching him run to his toy and cow behind it.
Speaker 9: Well, you know what, like if you've been watching masks
Speaker 9: like I have nothing. I don't know why I brought massive,
Speaker 9: but the word resilience came to my mind and that
Speaker 9: was often used by the experts, So I think it
Speaker 9: is building resilience for this little guy. I mean, we
Speaker 9: call him a little monkey. He's actually his proper species
Speaker 9: name is a Japanese macaque. And they're the ones that
Speaker 9: are also known as the snow monkeys. And you know,
Speaker 9: you know, you see them with the thermal pools ye here.
Speaker 9: You know, they're all hanging around and there's always the alpha,
Speaker 9: and there's there's a real and they learn they need
Speaker 9: to learn just like our little baby, our children do.
Speaker 2: I just don't think punch the Japanese what sort of
Speaker 2: doesn't have the same ring to it for the song.
Speaker 5: But like people have gone mad over the monkey, like
Speaker 5: people want to fly to Japan to see him, to
Speaker 5: save him, because he.
Speaker 4: Clings on to the humans when they come in.
Speaker 2: He just wants to controversial question ranger Stacey, you can
Speaker 2: are the keepers doing anything wrong? Or is this just get.
Speaker 4: Him out of there?
Speaker 9: Well, the thing is, like, what's going to happen to him?
Speaker 9: Like he needs he is a monkey, like he's no human.
Speaker 9: And I said, I'm sure they are monitoring him really closely.
Speaker 9: And if there was, and it looks probably worse than
Speaker 9: what it is because we have those emotions where he
Speaker 9: gets rejected and all pushed away and dragged around. It's
Speaker 9: horrible to watch. But the thing is, if he was
Speaker 9: taken away, it's not going to solve problem. He can't
Speaker 9: live in isolation.
Speaker 4: Can he?
Speaker 2: No, he can't like South Yea, there's a lot of traffic.
Speaker 1: I've got an update. Okay, yep, there's news through here
Speaker 1: we go.
Speaker 3: Good nears viral baby Monkey Punch has finally been accepted
Speaker 3: by his troop with a heartwarming hug.
Speaker 9: Oh, it's happening all the time. It's evolving, this story,
Speaker 9: and it's he's learning some tough lessons, the poor little fella.
Speaker 2: It's embraced and groomed.
Speaker 1: Guys.
Speaker 2: Well, it's very similar. You know how you won't speak
Speaker 2: to your fiance some days and then some days you
Speaker 2: love him.
Speaker 1: Could shoulder then, yeah.
Speaker 2: Paul like punch, Yes, Paul's punch.
Speaker 1: You should zip down there and get it there.
Speaker 4: Monkeys, do you think people want to rescue Paul?
Speaker 2: There are people willing to fly to Australia to get
Speaker 2: Paul out of your place. Pull the monkey rageas Stacey,
Speaker 2: it is always a treat. Thank you for jumping on.
Speaker 9: It's my pleasure. And I tell you what, he will
Speaker 9: be absolutely fine. Hell blend into that troop. I promise,
Speaker 9: you know, hand on my heart, which I'm doing right now.
Speaker 9: Everything will be okay. And they're not going to let him.
Speaker 9: They're not going to let anything really bad to happen
Speaker 9: to him. It's tough to watch, it's tough love. But
Speaker 9: he's going to find his place in that troop and
Speaker 9: you know one day he'll be the one dragging other.
Speaker 5: Monkey I've seen the meme where it comes out with
Speaker 5: a machine gun and monkey.
Speaker 4: Haven't you seen that meme?
Speaker 1: Are you Rambow?
Speaker 4: You guys aren't deep enough into the punch.
Speaker 2: So we're all agreeing it's a circle of life, no.
Speaker 4: Life when they die, He's not die, Stacey.
Speaker 1: Just if he has a machine gun, someone's gonna be dead.
Speaker 2: Taylor fateomophilia. It is just you're on nine past nine.
Speaker 2: This is number one hundred. You're on the air with
Speaker 2: Jason Lauren Clint here as well. That is it, guys,
Speaker 2: we're about to get out. I remember.
Speaker 1: It's edw It's ed week.
Speaker 2: Really cool campaign. They are running in Brisbane. The town
Speaker 2: of Ipswich, which is an hour out of Brizzy, shares
Speaker 2: the same name as the town Ed grew up in.
Speaker 2: They had a big mural painted of each also.
Speaker 5: Had ed deer, and they had all the things to
Speaker 5: get ed there. And I was a skeptic. I thought,
Speaker 5: he's not going to go there. And what did he
Speaker 5: do under the cover of darkness? He apparently got straight.
Speaker 5: He handed his plane, got straight off, his plane.
Speaker 2: Went straight There is that straight from the airport? Was it?
Speaker 4: I believe so? Because he did it when no one
Speaker 4: was around.
Speaker 2: Surveillance footage. They've got savalons footage from the car park.
Speaker 2: See him pull up a little van, get out, sign it.
Speaker 2: And then he posted on social and tagged the mayor
Speaker 2: of Ipswich and said, there's a camera in town.
Speaker 1: Surely is Melbourne in's weaken better? What Ipswitch did?
Speaker 3: Have we got something that he might be were keen
Speaker 3: to familiarize himself secure a footy club.
Speaker 4: We're actually getting the concert.
Speaker 3: I know I know that, but you know, surely there's
Speaker 3: some sort of a mural anything.
Speaker 1: What can we do? Can we do something? We paint something,
Speaker 1: get him to come down and sign it.
Speaker 2: Pain a lot of work. I think it's yeah, I
Speaker 2: think it's been done. I think it's let's just yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm with Laurie.
Speaker 4: Let's just let's just have the concept.
Speaker 5: Because they didn't get the concert, I switched, didn't get
Speaker 5: the content and they only got him and he didn't
Speaker 5: say anything.
Speaker 2: Okay, so we'll take the concert. I've gone early there.
Speaker 4: Thank you for being there.
Speaker 2: We go.
Speaker 1: I have are you okay?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Because you were a bit funny when you came in
Speaker 3: this morning. It's improved, but gradually.
Speaker 5: He keeps playing there, Jason, Lauren, but he doesn't have
Speaker 5: the volume up, so it just says.
Speaker 2: Lauren, Jason, I didn't think you'd have a problem with that.
Speaker 4: Cut yourself off.
Speaker 1: That's a fun show. That heavy, heavy weekend in the morning.
Speaker 4: He had a heavy weekend because his ribs got burnt.
Speaker 4: About ryp whibs.
Speaker 1: What did you do with them?
Speaker 2: I threw them out?
Speaker 1: Oh you didn't like ceremony for them?
Speaker 4: He overcooked these WIBs. I spent nine hours cooking them
Speaker 4: and then he overcooked a whib.
Speaker 1: Looked like you cremated them? Is it?
Speaker 3: She put them in a little put them in a
Speaker 3: little pot on the fiveplace.
Speaker 2: You did that?
Speaker 4: Not really?
Speaker 2: Your sina is in next we all seeing tomorrow. Didn't
Speaker 2: go today, but thanks to Carlo Holmes fifty thousand dollars.
Speaker 4: We're close.
Speaker 2: We are very close.
Speaker 4: It's going to be this week.
Speaker 2: Well, tomorrow be the day we will find out. And
Speaker 2: we will see that tomorrow from six bye. Thank you,
Speaker 2: Jas and Lauren.
Speaker 5: Lauren wake up feeling good following them on the socials.
Speaker 5: H