WEBVTT - Full Show: Fab or Fad? 0:00:09.560 --> 0:00:18.360 Good morning Melbourne, Jason lauren start your morning the right away. 0:00:18.880 --> 0:00:19.319 Be great. 0:00:20.480 --> 0:00:24.560 This is Jason Laurene one hundred anywhere. 0:00:25.320 --> 0:00:29.200 Good morning everybody, and welcome you Monday morning. 0:00:30.160 --> 0:00:31.080 How are we boys? 0:00:31.760 --> 0:00:33.080 We're doing all right. We're doing all right. 0:00:33.080 --> 0:00:35.400 I didn't really speak to either of you over the weekend. 0:00:36.080 --> 0:00:38.839 Strange scenes with the races. I went to the races 0:00:38.840 --> 0:00:39.680 at Colfield. 0:00:39.760 --> 0:00:43.640 I cannot believe your backtrack side. Nothing could stop this man. 0:00:43.720 --> 0:00:44.360 He loves it. 0:00:44.479 --> 0:00:45.840 Yeah, was it a big one? 0:00:46.159 --> 0:00:48.640 It was a great day, David racing Purists's not what 0:00:48.680 --> 0:00:49.880 I asked the Blue Diamond day. 0:00:50.040 --> 0:00:50.920 Didn't ask that either. 0:00:51.400 --> 0:00:53.280 So the Blue Diamond days were the baby, but the 0:00:53.360 --> 0:00:55.920 young horses, right, Yeah, because I didn't talk to but 0:00:55.920 --> 0:00:57.240 I heard you on the phone to Paul. 0:00:57.600 --> 0:00:58.600 Why are you skeptical? 0:00:58.880 --> 0:01:00.440 No? No, I just asked was it a big one? 0:01:00.440 --> 0:01:02.320 And you started going into details about the race. 0:01:02.400 --> 0:01:05.400 It was moderate, which it wasn't ridiculous. The sun was shining, 0:01:05.440 --> 0:01:06.120 it was beautiful. 0:01:06.240 --> 0:01:09.680 I saw people posting videos of you posing for photographs. 0:01:10.200 --> 0:01:10.800 I did see that. 0:01:10.959 --> 0:01:13.480 Yeah, however, needs a nice photo every now and then. 0:01:13.600 --> 0:01:14.560 He's still skeptical. 0:01:14.680 --> 0:01:17.440 I don't know why we think you had a late night. 0:01:17.800 --> 0:01:19.720 I think late night. It's just it's what I would do. 0:01:19.760 --> 0:01:21.120 If my wife was like what time do you get 0:01:21.160 --> 0:01:22.960 home in the pub last night, I'd go straight into 0:01:22.959 --> 0:01:24.840 being like do you know how much the steaks are there? 0:01:24.959 --> 0:01:26.080 Like you just avoid that. 0:01:26.640 --> 0:01:30.360 Okay, it's mad Monday today with mad Monday. 0:01:30.760 --> 0:01:32.279 No, it is not mad Monday. 0:01:32.520 --> 0:01:35.560 Mad Monday? Is it mad Monday? From your day at 0:01:35.560 --> 0:01:35.880 the race. 0:01:38.760 --> 0:01:40.959 You wouldn't let me call it Mayhem Monday, So I'm 0:01:40.959 --> 0:01:41.839 calling it mad Monday. 0:01:41.880 --> 0:01:44.959 Now this is your show too, because clintcy too. You 0:01:44.959 --> 0:01:46.600 can do whatever you want. 0:01:46.640 --> 0:01:47.400 Whatever I want. 0:01:48.000 --> 0:01:51.080 Not over because on Friday you wanted to call it 0:01:51.960 --> 0:01:52.840 Mayhem Monday. 0:01:53.720 --> 0:01:55.960 If he wants to call it, let him do it, 0:01:56.040 --> 0:01:57.280 let him live, go on clean. 0:01:57.360 --> 0:01:59.559 Do you know who was living at the weekend? Peter 0:01:59.680 --> 0:02:02.320 hitch And did you see he had his eightieth birthday 0:02:02.400 --> 0:02:04.720 knees up? He would have been had on the town. 0:02:04.760 --> 0:02:06.680 He would have been at all the night clubs. 0:02:07.720 --> 0:02:08.360 Where I was. 0:02:08.639 --> 0:02:10.799 I was doing a deep dive those photos trying to 0:02:10.800 --> 0:02:13.639 work out what restaurant is celebrated in My guess was Romeo. 0:02:13.800 --> 0:02:14.639 It was Romeos. 0:02:14.639 --> 0:02:19.639 I've never been, You've never been institution institutions. It's been 0:02:19.639 --> 0:02:20.280 there for so long. 0:02:20.360 --> 0:02:22.560 I thought they could have picked a restaurant without like, 0:02:22.600 --> 0:02:25.720 you know, nine levels up. Poor guy looked exacted on 0:02:25.760 --> 0:02:27.960 top of the level stairs. 0:02:28.160 --> 0:02:29.120 If you want a PDR. 0:02:30.360 --> 0:02:32.959 The article action reference to the fact hitching her who 0:02:33.280 --> 0:02:35.160 made it up both sets of stairs to. 0:02:37.800 --> 0:02:40.440 How very dare they write that he goes to the gym. 0:02:40.480 --> 0:02:40.920 He used to do. 0:02:45.600 --> 0:02:47.760 The trapeze thing. I've seen him on that. I was like, God, 0:02:47.760 --> 0:02:49.399 if I go that crack, you have to cut me down. 0:02:49.560 --> 0:02:53.680 Amazing, still working, Happy birthday eighty. 0:02:53.520 --> 0:02:55.240 Actually compared to some of the people at his party, 0:02:55.280 --> 0:02:56.200 made him look quite young. 0:02:56.520 --> 0:02:57.320 Yeah, it was. 0:02:58.919 --> 0:03:00.400 Good on your hitchy, love you. 0:03:00.639 --> 0:03:02.679 Collen Rascal did a full hair and makeup chop. 0:03:03.800 --> 0:03:07.600 Rascal always has her move emc for the stars. He was, hey, 0:03:07.680 --> 0:03:09.640 you coming up em. 0:03:11.120 --> 0:03:15.480 On the show today? Not once, but what do you 0:03:15.520 --> 0:03:15.840 call it? 0:03:15.919 --> 0:03:16.680 Zany Monday? 0:03:16.720 --> 0:03:20.280 May we call it zany mad Monday Mayhem? 0:03:20.800 --> 0:03:21.840 Come on, come on say it? 0:03:21.919 --> 0:03:22.160 Maybe? 0:03:22.240 --> 0:03:26.919 Can I get one of those Mad Monday may right 0:03:26.919 --> 0:03:30.040 here on nover It's Zany Mayhem Mad Monday. 0:03:30.160 --> 0:03:30.800 Got that backwards? 0:03:31.120 --> 0:03:35.520 Nice coming up three chances to win fifty thousand dollars This. 0:03:35.840 --> 0:03:38.120 Now if you've been playing this game, it's basically simple 0:03:38.120 --> 0:03:40.000 game of higher or lower, so you need to listen 0:03:40.040 --> 0:03:42.240 every day and then you know sort of where we're playing. 0:03:42.240 --> 0:03:45.040 But today it's been made very easy. 0:03:45.200 --> 0:03:47.840 It is first chance to play and win coming up 0:03:47.880 --> 0:03:51.400 at seven this morning. Your boys in later on as well. 0:03:52.160 --> 0:03:55.400 Oh bossy, because you redhead? 0:03:55.400 --> 0:03:56.600 What is it about? Just the hair? 0:03:56.880 --> 0:03:57.480 Got the horn for it? 0:03:57.640 --> 0:03:59.800 So nice. It's got a big chest, doesn't it Big and. 0:03:59.720 --> 0:04:03.880 Strong, nice voice as well. Hey, Rev Monday is on. 0:04:04.720 --> 0:04:07.280 We are playing an banger to get us going. Thirteen 0:04:07.360 --> 0:04:10.960 twenty four ten is our number. Call right now for 0:04:11.040 --> 0:04:13.280 your chance to pick the official start of the week 0:04:14.320 --> 0:04:16.440 Morning Melbourne a past six. 0:04:16.560 --> 0:04:17.200 This is No. 0:04:17.440 --> 0:04:19.640 One hundred. You're on the air which A and Lauren 0:04:19.680 --> 0:04:22.440 Clint here as well. Hey, no locking contracts, no hidden fees, 0:04:23.000 --> 0:04:25.320 just nine dollars sixty nine a week for twenty four 0:04:25.360 --> 0:04:29.159 seven access to Revo Fitness across Australia. We want a 0:04:29.240 --> 0:04:31.679 nice rev up song to get us going for a Monday. 0:04:31.760 --> 0:04:33.520 Yeah, thirteen twenty four ten is our number. If you've 0:04:33.520 --> 0:04:35.920 got a song that's gonna pump you up for the day. 0:04:35.960 --> 0:04:38.080 I was getting ready to go out for dinner on 0:04:38.080 --> 0:04:39.760 Saturday night and Paul jumped in the shower and I 0:04:39.760 --> 0:04:43.560 had the saunas pumping and he was like, what is this? 0:04:43.920 --> 0:04:46.119 You know what? I was listening to Celine Dion's greatest 0:04:46.200 --> 0:04:47.960 hits really got me in the mood to go out. 0:04:48.000 --> 0:04:50.240 I'll get you going to ivitate your phone in the 0:04:50.279 --> 0:04:52.080 shower and play music on it. 0:04:52.120 --> 0:04:54.200 Neikes, I've got one of those bulls on speakers, so 0:04:54.200 --> 0:04:55.560 I've put that in just in the bathroom. 0:04:55.600 --> 0:04:57.359 Mit a portable speaker in the shower. 0:04:57.480 --> 0:04:59.640 No, it's one that like it's a move, it's a 0:04:59.640 --> 0:05:00.320 son of move. 0:05:00.920 --> 0:05:07.640 Then you can just take it, move it on the sons. Yeah, Celena, 0:05:08.120 --> 0:05:10.039 I was for a shell sing it out while I 0:05:10.080 --> 0:05:11.320 was getting ready. 0:05:11.200 --> 0:05:13.440 So throws me up. Whenever a chicken with an Airbn 0:05:13.480 --> 0:05:15.080 beef there's like a big Sonos thing, I'm like, I 0:05:15.080 --> 0:05:15.640 don't get it. 0:05:15.880 --> 0:05:16.120 Yeah. 0:05:16.120 --> 0:05:18.120 Well, I think I was saying last week how good 0:05:18.440 --> 0:05:20.480 good it is to connect a Bluetooth to a device 0:05:20.880 --> 0:05:24.000 actually works, and you're like, yes, I am winning in But. 0:05:24.000 --> 0:05:26.120 Then you go to play something if it's on Bluetooth, 0:05:26.120 --> 0:05:27.640 and your phone rings and it stops it and it 0:05:27.680 --> 0:05:28.920 goes through the speaker and you're like. 0:05:28.920 --> 0:05:33.320 Oh, hey, speaking of phones, old mate over here, he's 0:05:33.320 --> 0:05:39.560 done something which which raises my suspicions. No, he comes 0:05:39.640 --> 0:05:41.760 up to me this morning at twenty past five and he. 0:05:41.760 --> 0:05:43.520 Says, clip, look at this. Look at this. 0:05:43.839 --> 0:05:46.760 She's probably twenty nine minutes past five. He's got a 0:05:46.760 --> 0:05:51.520 privacy screen on his phone. Oh, because he's like hiding 0:05:51.560 --> 0:05:52.760 something I'm not hiding. 0:05:54.040 --> 0:05:55.440 I had to get and I was a I was 0:05:55.480 --> 0:05:58.440 a westternd south. Then on the weekend a photo and 0:05:58.480 --> 0:06:00.960 the little kaosk, yeah you, And I went to the 0:06:00.960 --> 0:06:04.320 little phone chiosk because my like the case in my 0:06:04.440 --> 0:06:07.479 phone was all case and I was like, you know what, 0:06:07.520 --> 0:06:10.720 I'm going to get a new case, new glass, fun phone. 0:06:10.800 --> 0:06:11.560 I want the silicon. 0:06:12.200 --> 0:06:14.320 Oh yeah, I don't know if that doesn't grippy. Does 0:06:14.320 --> 0:06:15.560 that do anything when you drop it? Though? 0:06:15.720 --> 0:06:20.880 Yeah, that wasn't confident. And then I was like, oh, 0:06:20.960 --> 0:06:22.360 I need a new glass on the front. I said, 0:06:22.360 --> 0:06:24.000 what to like the privacy glass. I'm like, what's that? 0:06:24.400 --> 0:06:25.640 Have you started something from something? 0:06:25.880 --> 0:06:26.960 You can't see from the side. 0:06:27.480 --> 0:06:30.159 When thes pop up, no one can read them unless 0:06:30.160 --> 0:06:32.880 the phone is directly in front of you. 0:06:32.880 --> 0:06:35.160 You can't see what's on the phone. 0:06:35.200 --> 0:06:36.880 I have no interest in seeing what's on your phone, 0:06:36.920 --> 0:06:40.760 So you're not hiding anything from me. I'm not Why 0:06:40.800 --> 0:06:41.880 do you want privacy glass? 0:06:42.080 --> 0:06:42.919 I mean, we don't need it. 0:06:43.000 --> 0:06:45.200 I didn't go looking for it. They offered it to me. 0:06:45.440 --> 0:06:47.800 I don't know, and you said, yeah, it cost was 0:06:47.839 --> 0:06:48.799 that ten dollars extra? 0:06:48.960 --> 0:06:49.600 That's pretty good. 0:06:49.800 --> 0:06:52.360 It's a good investment in privacy, isn't it. 0:06:52.640 --> 0:06:54.960 Just keep thinking secret have you don't do this? 0:06:55.160 --> 0:06:57.839 What does your wife know you pin code on your phone? 0:06:58.200 --> 0:06:59.920 What does your wife know? Pin? 0:07:00.839 --> 0:07:01.440 She does? 0:07:01.800 --> 0:07:02.200 She does? 0:07:05.120 --> 0:07:06.960 I was just asking, I'm. 0:07:06.760 --> 0:07:08.919 Not hiding anything, all right, don't come at me. 0:07:09.800 --> 0:07:14.120 Were you the world's greatest liar? He's a brilliant liar. 0:07:16.040 --> 0:07:17.840 We started calling him spider Man because he has. 0:07:17.720 --> 0:07:18.280 A web of laugh. 0:07:18.400 --> 0:07:19.440 I don't have a web. 0:07:22.600 --> 0:07:25.960 He has a weber laugh and he gets caught up 0:07:25.960 --> 0:07:27.360 in it sometimes. Oh my god. 0:07:27.560 --> 0:07:29.320 When I went out for dinner talking to Spider Man 0:07:29.360 --> 0:07:32.400 on Saturday night, there were four of us walking out 0:07:32.400 --> 0:07:34.800 of our front door, and dangling down in the middle 0:07:34.800 --> 0:07:38.000 of the front door was the biggest spider and I 0:07:38.040 --> 0:07:39.280 was like, Paul, you've got to get it. And Tom 0:07:39.280 --> 0:07:40.760 Hawkins was there, so I was like, you're a farmer, 0:07:40.840 --> 0:07:42.600 you get it. And as he went together, it like 0:07:42.680 --> 0:07:45.040 scurried up and then it just hung and we couldn't. 0:07:44.720 --> 0:07:46.120 Reach it, and so we left it. 0:07:46.560 --> 0:07:48.760 And when I came home late at night on Saturday night, 0:07:48.840 --> 0:07:52.520 I was so scared to go in my front because. 0:07:52.560 --> 0:07:54.880 I kept getting an intruder alarm all my cameras. But 0:07:54.920 --> 0:07:55.720 it was the spider door. 0:07:56.040 --> 0:07:58.760 It was that big that it was actual Spider Man, 0:07:59.040 --> 0:08:01.320 actual Spider Man. You should need to get the mortem. 0:08:01.360 --> 0:08:01.760 Where is it? 0:08:01.960 --> 0:08:02.640 Yeah, you know what. 0:08:02.680 --> 0:08:05.000 I went running downstairs before I went out to get 0:08:05.000 --> 0:08:07.600 the marteen, and then I started saying, No, they've spoud 0:08:07.640 --> 0:08:08.600 for the environment to kill. 0:08:08.440 --> 0:08:11.440 All the insects. I get the DISINDI one moment. 0:08:11.200 --> 0:08:13.000 I get the dicon because you got the long. 0:08:12.920 --> 0:08:15.240 No, you can't vacuum it up because you know, if 0:08:15.280 --> 0:08:17.400 they're pregnant and they lay the eggs, then all the 0:08:17.440 --> 0:08:18.760 babies come out of the vacuum. 0:08:18.960 --> 0:08:21.240 No, you see it's spinning around and then you just 0:08:21.280 --> 0:08:22.240 and then you throw it in the bin. 0:08:23.240 --> 0:08:24.680 Oh yeah, if you're thrown in it, you can't leave 0:08:24.720 --> 0:08:27.400 it in there. You know, people have vacuumed up spiders 0:08:27.400 --> 0:08:29.240 and then there've been millions of spiders in there. 0:08:29.360 --> 0:08:33.520 Oh really, I don't know. I'm not surely not for 0:08:33.840 --> 0:08:35.600 twenty four hours, so that spends it in them. 0:08:35.840 --> 0:08:36.640 I don't believe you. 0:08:37.679 --> 0:08:40.280 Yeah, I don't believe that you can't vacuum up insects. 0:08:41.080 --> 0:08:43.400 Listen, you're telling me there's a video online. 0:08:43.480 --> 0:08:45.040 Oh they would better this video of everything on that. 0:08:45.840 --> 0:08:46.760 Someone make it on ale. 0:08:46.840 --> 0:08:48.719 I feel spiders. 0:08:49.040 --> 0:08:50.880 It's like the people who get the Christmas trees and 0:08:50.920 --> 0:08:52.280 there's like billions of spiders. 0:08:52.280 --> 0:08:55.400 Oh yeah, I have seen that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's 0:08:55.520 --> 0:08:58.520 just gone thirteen past six. Your chance to win fifty 0:08:58.600 --> 0:09:00.880 thousand dollars coming up after seven. 0:09:00.960 --> 0:09:02.080 Have we got a rev up song? 0:09:02.280 --> 0:09:06.200 We do have a rever Let's go to the phone. 0:09:06.480 --> 0:09:07.920 Riley, good morning. 0:09:08.559 --> 0:09:10.280 Good morning. How's we go? 0:09:10.440 --> 0:09:10.680 Brother? 0:09:11.160 --> 0:09:12.760 Have you got a song to pump us up on 0:09:12.800 --> 0:09:13.600 a Monday morning? 0:09:14.400 --> 0:09:14.640 Yes? 0:09:14.760 --> 0:09:15.000 I do. 0:09:15.520 --> 0:09:19.439 It is good vibration by Markey Mark and the Funky Bunch. 0:09:19.360 --> 0:09:21.240 Mark not bad, not bad? 0:09:21.720 --> 0:09:22.160 How good? 0:09:22.280 --> 0:09:24.439 All right? You will hear it on the air. Next 0:09:24.480 --> 0:09:29.120 hear at nover Markey Mark and the Funky Bunch, Good 0:09:29.360 --> 0:09:32.680 model Melburn. Twenty three past six. This is number one hundred. 0:09:32.679 --> 0:09:35.359 You're on the air with Jason, Lawrence Clints here as well, Markey. 0:09:35.120 --> 0:09:36.680 Mark and the Funky Bunch. That was when he was 0:09:36.720 --> 0:09:37.840 like the face of Kelvin Klein. 0:09:37.960 --> 0:09:41.560 Oh yeah, it could still be the. 0:09:40.920 --> 0:09:41.680 Rogue, I think though. 0:09:41.720 --> 0:09:42.640 I think he's still ripped. 0:09:42.760 --> 0:09:43.559 Oh mate, he is. 0:09:45.040 --> 0:09:48.199 A big surgery or something on his shoulder. Another one of. 0:09:48.120 --> 0:09:50.200 Those he's got. I love Markey Mark. 0:09:50.440 --> 0:09:53.560 Isn't he the face of forty five? Or was he was? 0:09:53.720 --> 0:09:55.600 He owned them and he had war Burgers. 0:09:55.960 --> 0:09:58.880 Still got war Burgers? Yep, Warburgers open on the juice suit. 0:09:59.200 --> 0:10:00.760 Haven't you one in Barrons? 0:10:01.080 --> 0:10:02.640 I never saw a single soul in there. 0:10:03.080 --> 0:10:06.440 Really. Oh the other ones are packed. Yeah. I think 0:10:06.480 --> 0:10:08.240 people go there and the hope that Mark will be 0:10:08.240 --> 0:10:10.520 flipping the booga his. 0:10:10.520 --> 0:10:12.760 Brother was like when we thought that who was at 0:10:12.760 --> 0:10:15.200 the dunkin Donuts across the road from our hotel in Hollywood? 0:10:16.120 --> 0:10:17.880 Was Jase told us that he's going to be there. 0:10:18.080 --> 0:10:21.800 He wasn't went three times. 0:10:21.880 --> 0:10:24.800 If you went three times, Chase went six to Duncan. 0:10:25.120 --> 0:10:29.360 I wanted to check he wasn't there. Go sticking with food? 0:10:30.000 --> 0:10:31.560 Oh my god, how is your barbecue? 0:10:31.720 --> 0:10:34.120 No, d it's a real sort Oh was this a 0:10:34.120 --> 0:10:35.040 community invitation. 0:10:35.640 --> 0:10:37.840 He talked about it all Dale anyway. 0:10:37.920 --> 0:10:39.960 No, no, well, I was on FaceTime to Chase, which 0:10:39.960 --> 0:10:42.559 is round him at about twelve oh one, and he 0:10:42.679 --> 0:10:45.160 was on his way. Are you carrying a bottle of 0:10:45.240 --> 0:10:47.720 champagne around your house? At the midday he was like, yep. 0:10:47.679 --> 0:10:48.640 Got a barbecue. 0:10:49.320 --> 0:10:52.440 So I had some mates come around Pokemon Sam. 0:10:52.120 --> 0:10:53.040 Did you buy the ribs? 0:10:53.120 --> 0:10:53.920 Or no, he's not. 0:10:54.559 --> 0:10:56.440 He's not living with your nickname Sam. 0:10:56.720 --> 0:10:59.000 Are they calling him Pokemon Sam at the footy club? 0:10:59.200 --> 0:11:02.440 They sort of are Richmond Footy Club get around him. 0:11:02.600 --> 0:11:04.600 Loves his Pokemon because you know what I said, Sam 0:11:04.640 --> 0:11:06.400 should because he's a trainer down at Richmond. I said, 0:11:06.400 --> 0:11:09.040 we should set you up a isn't he coach a 0:11:09.120 --> 0:11:11.520 swap table at our Grand Final breakfast? 0:11:11.600 --> 0:11:12.480 Like a trestle table. 0:11:12.800 --> 0:11:16.040 That's not happening. That's at Pokemon. Take it somewhere else. 0:11:16.880 --> 0:11:20.200 But you were having a barbecue and you're complaining about 0:11:20.200 --> 0:11:21.200 how much it was going to cost. 0:11:21.360 --> 0:11:25.120 Okay, so end up just ordering in pizzas because that's 0:11:25.160 --> 0:11:27.560 such a new thing to do. Too exhausted. But then 0:11:27.600 --> 0:11:30.319 on Saturday, you're right, I had in my head barbecue. 0:11:30.320 --> 0:11:32.280 Good weather on the weekend kids at the pool. I 0:11:32.400 --> 0:11:34.400 just want to do a barbecue. So Saturday morning, about 0:11:34.440 --> 0:11:36.280 nine o'clock I was down on Center Roading Bentley went 0:11:36.320 --> 0:11:38.839 to the butcher Yep, lucky pig. Good spot. 0:11:39.040 --> 0:11:39.840 The lucky pig. 0:11:39.920 --> 0:11:42.520 It's more like an unlucky pig, Isn't it a good point? 0:11:43.040 --> 0:11:45.080 And they had like three different types of ribs in 0:11:45.080 --> 0:11:48.520 the window, like American style ribs, Louisiana ribs. 0:11:49.960 --> 0:11:52.080 Pre sourced, these. 0:11:51.840 --> 0:11:54.760 Ones weren't and I was like, it's the Louisiana. He's like, oh, 0:11:54.800 --> 0:11:57.120 it's a better cut, it's more fat on there. So 0:11:57.200 --> 0:12:00.000 I said, I'll get two giant racks of Louisiana ribs. 0:12:00.559 --> 0:12:03.240 Cost me. You know, when you say yes and then 0:12:03.240 --> 0:12:06.320 they weigh it, you have to pay, and you just 0:12:06.360 --> 0:12:08.120 like you can't go oh no, I don't know. 0:12:08.200 --> 0:12:09.600 You just have to just have to deal with it. 0:12:09.760 --> 0:12:13.959 I was like, that's a lot more expensive than what I. 0:12:13.880 --> 0:12:16.120 Guess when they get the ham and then they go, oh, 0:12:16.120 --> 0:12:17.880 well it's this, and you're like, it's fine. 0:12:18.280 --> 0:12:20.839 I'm going to guess two hundred and twenty bucks, No, 0:12:20.920 --> 0:12:26.040 one hundred and fifty wow, still body and not sauced. 0:12:25.840 --> 0:12:28.120 Not sauce. So I got home. I've got this nice 0:12:28.160 --> 0:12:31.840 little meat rub and coating them, saurcing them, putting him 0:12:31.840 --> 0:12:33.920 in our four Was. 0:12:33.840 --> 0:12:34.800 It like a barbecue? 0:12:34.880 --> 0:12:35.880 It was like a barbecue. 0:12:36.000 --> 0:12:37.079 Yeah, it's delicious. 0:12:37.080 --> 0:12:38.720 So I put a lot of love into this, right, 0:12:38.920 --> 0:12:40.720 wrap them in foil, and I put them in the 0:12:40.720 --> 0:12:45.040 barbecue outside the middle burners, not on the outside, burners 0:12:45.080 --> 0:12:48.560 on low and like a real slug. And I'd go 0:12:48.600 --> 0:12:50.600 out there every two hours and base them in some 0:12:50.600 --> 0:12:56.360 more barbecue sauce. B going for about six hours, right, yeah, yeah, 0:12:56.400 --> 0:12:58.400 And then I just had to take Felix to basketball. 0:12:58.440 --> 0:13:00.520 And then my plan was when I get home from basketball, 0:13:01.280 --> 0:13:02.280 nice cold corona. 0:13:03.040 --> 0:13:06.680 See the ribs, yea off the barn. Yeah, let's go. 0:13:06.880 --> 0:13:09.680 Let's go. And when I was at his basketball game, 0:13:09.760 --> 0:13:12.880 I messaged my wife who was at home, and said, hey, babe, 0:13:13.160 --> 0:13:15.160 can you just check the temperature gauge on the barbecue 0:13:15.160 --> 0:13:16.880 to make sure it's not above one fifty? 0:13:17.280 --> 0:13:18.720 Simple job, simple job. 0:13:18.760 --> 0:13:21.079 And if it is, can you just turn off one 0:13:21.080 --> 0:13:21.640 of the burners. 0:13:21.720 --> 0:13:23.040 Yeah, that's it, just turn off one. 0:13:24.360 --> 0:13:26.720 Five minutes goes by. I'm like, oh gosh, she seen 0:13:26.720 --> 0:13:28.880 the message. And then I see the dots, like, oh, 0:13:28.880 --> 0:13:30.559 she's replying, I'm like, here we go, and I get 0:13:30.559 --> 0:13:33.480 a text saying, turns out, I don't know how to 0:13:33.559 --> 0:13:36.080 use the barbecue. I've just been turning all the knobs. 0:13:37.440 --> 0:13:39.120 I don't really know how to use the barbecue are 0:13:39.360 --> 0:13:40.360 to be fair, but. 0:13:40.520 --> 0:13:42.720 The instructions and the text message, we just turn off 0:13:42.760 --> 0:13:44.439 one of the burners if it's too. 0:13:44.360 --> 0:13:46.800 I know how to turn it off hot exactly. 0:13:46.840 --> 0:13:50.800 Clinton, You're keeping up, and I'm like, oh god, So 0:13:50.920 --> 0:13:53.160 I replied and said, you know what, just turn them 0:13:53.160 --> 0:13:53.520 all off. 0:13:53.559 --> 0:13:54.160 I'll just leave it. 0:13:54.240 --> 0:13:58.480 Ye think the heats and the barbecue, the case. It 0:13:58.600 --> 0:14:01.080 just slows down. I'm going to be home in forty minutes. 0:14:01.200 --> 0:14:04.880 Just turn them all off. I get home, I walk 0:14:04.880 --> 0:14:06.680 in the door, I look out at the barbecue and 0:14:06.760 --> 0:14:07.920 she has she's turned. 0:14:07.679 --> 0:14:09.360 Them all off and left the lid open. 0:14:09.600 --> 0:14:14.480 No, she managed to turn the middle one on, the 0:14:14.520 --> 0:14:16.160 middle burner that the ribs were sitting on. 0:14:16.280 --> 0:14:22.480 Oh, that's the main burner. Some people like it like that. 0:14:22.640 --> 0:14:26.840 Look at the screen. That is a photo of dusted ribs. 0:14:27.360 --> 0:14:29.360 Oh my gosh, they're completely. 0:14:29.160 --> 0:14:31.840 They went to dust like as I broke them apart, 0:14:31.960 --> 0:14:33.040 was just like powder. 0:14:33.840 --> 0:14:34.960 How did she do that? 0:14:35.720 --> 0:14:37.000 I don't know. 0:14:37.400 --> 0:14:38.920 I mean, look, it was your job. You should have 0:14:38.920 --> 0:14:40.320 made sure it was fine before you went out. 0:14:40.600 --> 0:14:44.040 It was fine. I just asked to check on it one. 0:14:44.320 --> 0:14:50.080 And look at it breaking devastated. So do you squis 0:14:50.120 --> 0:14:50.680 left or something? 0:14:51.680 --> 0:14:52.440 Order pizza again? 0:14:52.520 --> 0:14:53.520 I ordered pizza again? 0:14:54.440 --> 0:14:56.640 That did it go down in the family dynamics. 0:14:56.680 --> 0:14:58.480 I haven't brought it up until now. 0:14:58.600 --> 0:15:00.480 What do you mean? Wasn't you're like, why are we 0:15:00.480 --> 0:15:01.320 eating pizza for dinner? 0:15:01.360 --> 0:15:03.360 No? No, she went out in the afternoon. 0:15:03.240 --> 0:15:04.400 And you never mentioned it. 0:15:04.560 --> 0:15:06.440 No, just for the sake of the relationship. 0:15:06.600 --> 0:15:08.280 How did you not mention that? How did you buy 0:15:08.320 --> 0:15:11.000 your tongue? I couldn't possible, Lauren, have you got any 0:15:11.040 --> 0:15:11.520 tongue left? 0:15:12.680 --> 0:15:19.440 Straight off the rips? Guys, it's edge sheering weak? 0:15:20.240 --> 0:15:23.000 Haven'ts little speak? 0:15:23.200 --> 0:15:24.440 We can all relate to this songkling. 0:15:25.320 --> 0:15:25.760 We can. 0:15:26.160 --> 0:15:27.760 Good things don't happen after midnights. 0:15:28.200 --> 0:15:28.400 Nope. 0:15:29.840 --> 0:15:33.040 Now we're talking about him last week? Can I and 0:15:33.120 --> 0:15:34.920 how Ipswich went mad? 0:15:35.080 --> 0:15:35.280 Oh? 0:15:35.360 --> 0:15:37.720 Yes, Ipswich, the town just out. 0:15:37.600 --> 0:15:39.800 Of bridsh ed beer and they had all these things, 0:15:40.400 --> 0:15:42.720 and I said, oh, come on, he's never going to 0:15:42.760 --> 0:15:45.040 go there, and he did. He got straight off his 0:15:45.080 --> 0:15:48.160 plane went to Ipswich when no one was around, signed 0:15:48.280 --> 0:15:50.040 the mural and then the mayor the next day came out. 0:15:50.160 --> 0:15:51.560 They put it all all the video was up and 0:15:51.560 --> 0:15:52.880 they went and saw it and they were like, oh 0:15:52.920 --> 0:15:54.400 my god, everyone missed him. 0:15:54.440 --> 0:15:55.800 It was a cute video of the mayor and they 0:15:55.800 --> 0:15:58.520 were ceiling. Did you see they got the I didn't 0:15:58.560 --> 0:15:58.760 want it to. 0:15:59.000 --> 0:16:00.520 They're training it like banks, Yeah. 0:16:00.320 --> 0:16:02.720 They see you the signature, so I can't be you know, 0:16:02.880 --> 0:16:04.160 washed off or anything. But I loved it. 0:16:04.240 --> 0:16:04.400