Speaker 1: Is the Chrissy Swan Show, and it is. You know,
Speaker 1: it's full Taylor Swift. It is.
Speaker 2: And I would just like to clear something up before
Speaker 2: we said that she doesn't sing ilicit affairs.
Speaker 3: She does.
Speaker 1: She does.
Speaker 3: We were wrong. We apologize.
Speaker 1: I must have just been in the middle of having
Speaker 1: a stroke when.
Speaker 3: I out the whole time it's one of.
Speaker 1: My favorite songs and it's from my.
Speaker 3: Era, yes it is from your era.
Speaker 4: And then as soon as I started humming along to it,
Speaker 4: I was like, oh yeah, you know she did sing that,
Speaker 4: and I sang every word of it as well. But
Speaker 4: there is an article that we have been really enjoying,
Speaker 4: haven't we. These are the Taylor Swift and the Ears.
Speaker 4: Because if you're not, I mean, you can't help it.
Speaker 4: Get swept up in this phenomenon that is taking Australia. Yeah,
Speaker 4: don't fight like seriously, but in a nutshell, if you've
Speaker 4: been living under a rock, her ears to her, it's
Speaker 4: like a book of chapters. And she does a little
Speaker 4: a little selection from each of her albums over the years.
Speaker 4: She's got eleven albums. She doesn't do much of the
Speaker 4: early early stuff, you know that sort of you know,
Speaker 4: one choice the Jehan Ramsey era, but you know she
Speaker 4: does touch on all the big ones. And I think,
Speaker 4: and I'm not alone, everybody knows that whatever your Taylor
Speaker 4: Swift era is says as much about you as anything,
Speaker 4: as your blood type, as as anything.
Speaker 1: Yep, and this is how it's going to work. Thirteen
Speaker 1: twenty four ten.
Speaker 4: You call up, you tell us what your era is?
Speaker 4: Are you in nineteen eighty nine, girly? Are you a
Speaker 4: reputation person?
Speaker 3: Are you read? Are you a bit old school?
Speaker 1: Are you read? Are you fearless?
Speaker 3: And I think we'll get many of them before we
Speaker 3: delve into this one.
Speaker 1: We're not going to get any debuts either. But anyway, I.
Speaker 2: Think we could say that evermore in folklore is sort
Speaker 2: of one together.
Speaker 1: Because absolutely cannot.
Speaker 2: Why.
Speaker 3: It's just they sound the same.
Speaker 4: They do not sound the same. We do though, No, Okay,
Speaker 4: they are very, very different. And I'm of course you
Speaker 4: would because you're an idiot. They are so different. I
Speaker 4: can't begin to explain.
Speaker 3: Okay, well tell me.
Speaker 1: Well, let's just grow midnights in then there too within
Speaker 1: a few years.
Speaker 3: Why would you do that? Folklore and everyonell sound the same.
Speaker 4: They don't sound the same. They are completely different. Jury's out, Well,
Speaker 4: this isn't what we're fighting about.
Speaker 1: Something else with you. Thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 4: Name your era and we are going to do a
Speaker 4: little bit of psychic medium ry here and tell you
Speaker 4: about yourself purely based on what your era is.
Speaker 1: Now you can go first, Jack, what is your eras one?
Speaker 4: My era is obviously folklore, correct, I am a folklore girl?
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 2: I think this is very accurate to your personality because
Speaker 2: you are a deep thinker and when you think about things,
Speaker 2: you'd like to think on it for a while. You
Speaker 2: think on things for like with your walks, for example,
Speaker 2: you spend hours thinking about things. Yeah, And I feel
Speaker 2: like with this album you can tell she's really put
Speaker 2: long thought into every She's reflective in the album. You're
Speaker 2: quite a reflective person, you know what I mean. You
Speaker 2: think about your actions and what you've done. And I
Speaker 2: also think you are somewhat You have somewhat of a
Speaker 2: calm in nature. And I find that album quite calm
Speaker 2: in and almost therapeutic, which I feel.
Speaker 1: Like a lot. I have said it's boring in the past.
Speaker 3: I like that.
Speaker 1: I like this. I like this reading. Also, I love
Speaker 1: being a bit Maudlin.
Speaker 4: And you know, if I because I'm generally so up
Speaker 4: and happy all the time that if sometimes I feel
Speaker 4: a bit down, that excites me.
Speaker 1: I go, yes, I'm really going to lean into this.
Speaker 2: I feel sad, and I also think the aesthetic of yes,
Speaker 2: folklore is very you like, it speaks to your house.
Speaker 3: I can imagine folklore is playing in your house, and
Speaker 3: that is the.
Speaker 1: Nicest thing anyone says to me. All Right, Your era,
Speaker 1: I'm guessing is reputation.
Speaker 3: Absolutely all right.
Speaker 1: So you are a bad person.
Speaker 4: Like no, you are like the good guy, but you
Speaker 4: love to let loose and there are you believe and
Speaker 4: I think it's true. There are two very distinct sides
Speaker 4: to your personality. You can be the hardcore, hard working, responsible,
Speaker 4: wonderful sun magnificent employee everything, but you can make the
Speaker 4: bad guys good. I'm so excited to play this little
Speaker 4: game that we've made up thanks to Priceline Pharmacy. Of course,
Speaker 4: always and forever, we are going to tell you what
Speaker 4: your Taylor Swift era says about you.
Speaker 2: We've been talking about this game for like a month
Speaker 2: off air. We love doing it.
Speaker 4: And I love I've loved like speaking to people that
Speaker 4: I've never met before, and go, what's your era? Which
Speaker 4: is the opening line ever since Taylor's been warning that
Speaker 4: she's coming to the country really quickly.
Speaker 2: We haven't planned this. Can you guess tom our producers era?
Speaker 2: Because I guessed it and I reckon you you would
Speaker 2: be able to get it.
Speaker 1: I think it's nineteen eighty nine.
Speaker 3: Spot.
Speaker 1: All right, let's kick off with Jess. What is your era?
Speaker 1: Me and Jackie going to tell you what it says
Speaker 1: about you? Okay, my era is feelers?
Speaker 4: Oh okay, so we're talking love story for those uninitiated
Speaker 4: at home. I think you're really open minded and romantic,
Speaker 4: and your heyday was in your late teens.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I would say so.
Speaker 1: I was reminded and romantic.
Speaker 3: I think my heydays was probably more of my thirties.
Speaker 1: Though in your thirties.
Speaker 4: Oh well, I got that one wrong. But you're really
Speaker 4: you're super positive?
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, okay, yes, definitely? All right? Do you want
Speaker 1: to read Jess right?
Speaker 2: I just would also like to mention here, Jess, you
Speaker 2: played love Story at your wedding.
Speaker 3: I did, Yes, it was it was the song I
Speaker 3: walked down the aisle tic yeahel How good. I love it.
Speaker 3: You're a romantic, aren't you, Jess, You're romantic?
Speaker 4: Yeah, good on you, good on you. We're not here, Orianna.
Speaker 4: What is your era? Oh?
Speaker 3: Hi, it's nineteen eighty nine?
Speaker 1: Okay, all right? You are a vibe Orianna. Oh yes, yes,
Speaker 1: you are the life of the party.
Speaker 4: And everyone's like, when does Oriana get here, because that's
Speaker 4: when I'm going to turn up.
Speaker 2: Oh cool, And you're quiet and you like to dance, Oriana,
Speaker 2: you're a dancer.
Speaker 1: I'm definitely again, I can pick that. You've got a little, tiny,
Speaker 1: little bit worrisome drinking problem.
Speaker 3: All right, Maya?
Speaker 1: Hi there, hi, Hi? What is your era reputation? All right?
Speaker 1: Do you want to take this one?
Speaker 2: Jack?
Speaker 1: What can you read about Maya?
Speaker 3: Maya? I think you're a leader. You will always sort
Speaker 3: of queen Bee.
Speaker 2: You're extremely intelligent, but you do have an element of
Speaker 2: like you're a little bit manipulative and snaky at times,
Speaker 2: but you use that quality for the best.
Speaker 1: Are we talking about Maya or about you?
Speaker 3: Jack? Maya? Am I right?
Speaker 1: That's correct? Yeah, this is such a fun game.
Speaker 3: So my your favorite songs. Don't blame me? Yes, and
Speaker 3: dress and dress right, don't Blame You Live was amazing.
Speaker 4: The entire reputation set was incredible.
Speaker 1: Alright, I love this, all right, Caitlin. What is your
Speaker 1: era Midnight? All right, Caitlin. From here I can see
Speaker 1: your vision board you.
Speaker 4: You're mad for self help and self care and you
Speaker 4: love your own company and you're evolving.
Speaker 1: Caitlin.
Speaker 3: Actually you're not wrong.
Speaker 1: And I have the self help books.
Speaker 3: I have have the work.
Speaker 1: I'm all about it. Good on news, because Caitlin, I've
Speaker 1: got goosebumps, and I'm just going to tell you something
Speaker 1: that was whispered into my ear from Taylor Swift herself.
Speaker 3: Go for it.
Speaker 4: Keep spending time alone because that is the key to
Speaker 4: your ongoing happiness.
Speaker 1: Love your own company.
Speaker 3: You gotta love yourself before you love anyone else.
Speaker 1: That's it.
Speaker 2: One last thing, Kitlyn. I also get a vibe that
Speaker 2: you're very trendy. You're quite on trend with your clothing
Speaker 2: and fashion.
Speaker 3: I mean to try to bite absolutely.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. And shoes. You love shoes, Caitlyn. You're
Speaker 1: mad for shoes.
Speaker 3: I'm a mad sneaker fan. Yes, any kind of cool.
Speaker 1: I knew, I knew it.
Speaker 3: Retired John Edward.
Speaker 1: All right, Kathy, let's finish with you. What is your era?
Speaker 4: Hey, guys, it's definitely lover.
Speaker 1: Oh it's the first lover for the day.
Speaker 4: Well, you are a darling Kathy and everyone loves you.
Speaker 1: Sometimes not when I'm not love, not when I'm you know,
Speaker 1: the opposite.
Speaker 2: Of a lover.
Speaker 3: I was about to time.
Speaker 2: I don't think lover is your era, Kafy like, I'm
Speaker 2: getting a vibe that love. It to me is ultra
Speaker 2: like positive sunshine and rainbows at all times, even in
Speaker 2: dark times.
Speaker 3: Do you like that? Are you super positive? I'm super positive?
Speaker 1: But also the song in lover you need to calm down.
Speaker 2: Because I could be very quick tempered.
Speaker 1: When I believest I think.
Speaker 4: I think you are a reputation girl, just waiting for
Speaker 4: the hint, you know, get out of.
Speaker 1: Cat the Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show. Let's
Speaker 1: dip into a bit of this. Everyone's okay.
Speaker 4: There's a couple of things that I need to state
Speaker 4: in terms of caveats, okay about my life and my character.
Speaker 1: One is, I love a project.
Speaker 4: So I look around my house because it has to
Speaker 4: be in my house because I never leave it. So
Speaker 4: if I want to do something interesting or creative. It
Speaker 4: has to be within the perimeter compound. Yes, because I
Speaker 4: don't I do not leave the house.
Speaker 2: And you, like in a project goes hand in hand
Speaker 2: with your obsessive somewhat personality. Yes, I agree those two
Speaker 2: marry each other very well.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 4: And also I am a creative person. So if there
Speaker 4: is a problem which I have like created for myself,
Speaker 4: I then like to use my own creativity to solve
Speaker 4: that problem.
Speaker 3: Got it.
Speaker 1: I bought a sauna in Lockdown.
Speaker 3: I forgot about this. I want a sauna every Sunday.
Speaker 1: Come over, can I?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 3: Is it all set up?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 3: How have I never seen it? Is it out the bat? No?
Speaker 4: It's upstairs in my bedroom in like you know. You
Speaker 4: come up the stairs and then there's that little I'm
Speaker 4: sure on a floorplane.
Speaker 1: When I bought it, it was called a living room. You
Speaker 1: can't live in it.
Speaker 3: Got it?
Speaker 4: It's like, you know, to one meter square thing. I
Speaker 4: bought it in Lockdown when I gave up drinking because
Speaker 4: I read somewhere that it's really good for you to,
Speaker 4: you know, replenish your health.
Speaker 2: Totally and ongoing. There are so many health benefits to
Speaker 2: a sauna.
Speaker 4: I know, but that assumes that you've got time, and
Speaker 4: I don't even have twenty minutes a day.
Speaker 1: I just don't. Okay, So I have not used it.
Speaker 4: But it's one of those things that once it's set up,
Speaker 4: I can't move that thing. My god, it weighs a
Speaker 4: ton tember ones like a proper infrared. It's got like
Speaker 4: rose caught salt.
Speaker 1: And shit in it.
Speaker 3: Legit.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 4: I've actually forgotten how to turn it on, so we'll
Speaker 4: have to sort that out together.
Speaker 3: I can work it out anyway.
Speaker 4: It's stuck there and I look at it all the
Speaker 4: time and I think I'm never going to move it.
Speaker 1: I'm stuck with it. What can I do?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know where we're going with this,
Speaker 2: because there's not that much you can do with a sauna.
Speaker 2: You sit in it and you get out of it.
Speaker 1: You would never guess.
Speaker 4: I don't get what you and I think it's absolutely
Speaker 4: normal and it makes so much sense. But I always
Speaker 4: run it past the jackfilter because you're very normal. And
Speaker 4: I'm like, I think, if I think, do you do this, Tom,
Speaker 4: If I think, oh, yeah, that's a reasonable idea, I
Speaker 4: imagine me telling Jack and what his face would do.
Speaker 1: And then I know that it's not normal. I mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: to see if he's going to judge me for it. Oh,
Speaker 1: he will judge me for this.
Speaker 4: I am turning it into the Folklore House from Taylor
Speaker 4: Swift's Eras Too.
Speaker 3: I should have guessed it was going to circle back
Speaker 3: to this, yees.
Speaker 4: Because you know in the Folklore era, she's in that
Speaker 4: little ticky house. It's made of timber. The sauna's made
Speaker 4: of timber. I've got the most amazing fake Ivy right,
Speaker 4: which is also.
Speaker 1: A nod to Ivy, which is a song on the
Speaker 1: album as well.
Speaker 3: Isn't it a kid's name as well?
Speaker 1: It is a kid's name.
Speaker 3: No, like someone of her friends didn't Blake Lively's kid
Speaker 3: get a mention.
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe Ivy is another one. I don't know. I
Speaker 1: lose track.
Speaker 4: She's got too many children Blake Live stop anyway. Then
Speaker 4: I've got portraits of Taylor Are You seven? That is
Speaker 4: another that is another song off the albums Wait it
Speaker 4: gets better. I Google imaged it because I really wanted
Speaker 4: to get it factually correct. And it's got a chimney.
Speaker 1: The attic that the house, the Folklore House has a chimney,
Speaker 1: so I've contacted my friend Brody, who makes like, you know,
Speaker 1: sticker decals, and I have in my home. I have
Speaker 1: in my house.
Speaker 4: Sticky wallpaper of exactly the same bluestone cobblestones as Taylor
Speaker 4: Swift's Folklore House.
Speaker 1: Then on the door, it's got a glass door.
Speaker 4: Right, and I thought, oh, that looks that the Folklore
Speaker 4: House doesn't have a door.
Speaker 1: It's all open. So don't know how am I going
Speaker 1: to get around that. I know I'll print some lyrics
Speaker 1: that talk about a door. Sure enough, August Off the
Speaker 1: Folklore album hit play. These are the words I've got
Speaker 1: on the door, and the rest on your I never need.
Speaker 3: You can.
Speaker 4: So it's got that, and then it's got dot dot dots.
Speaker 1: It's all coming together.
Speaker 4: I haven't like pinned it all on or made the chimney,
Speaker 4: but it's happening.
Speaker 2: A few thoughts A, I'm not going to poople it
Speaker 2: because this is your this is your way, and the.
Speaker 1: Rule is don't yump, don't yack someone's yet exactly.
Speaker 2: I had that quote in my head as I was
Speaker 2: being savage. We all know my thoughts on it, though,
Speaker 2: but I won't poople it. My second thing, you're not
Speaker 2: using the sauna, so you've gone to all this effort
Speaker 2: to make it. Taylor Swift see the house from Folklore. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and you're not even gonna use it because you don't
Speaker 2: use the sauna.
Speaker 4: I might use it now, right, It's now not just
Speaker 4: a stupid sauna I never use.
Speaker 1: It's the folklore house from the Ears to us.
Speaker 2: My fird point, don't ever, ever, ever complain to me
Speaker 2: about not having enough time because what you just ran
Speaker 2: through takes so long.
Speaker 1: I haven't done it yet.
Speaker 2: This is.
Speaker 1: Chrissy Swan show.
Speaker 4: I mean, look, mister Chrissy has been and gone and
Speaker 4: was magical. But something else, quite mystical has happened in
Speaker 4: the last twenty four hours. And I had a thought
Speaker 4: very early this morning when I was making spannicopata for
Speaker 4: our friend Vicky. Yeah, and I'm not going to tell
Speaker 4: you what that thought was, but it was it did
Speaker 4: involve Taylor.
Speaker 3: Well, note out of ten of your thoughts, do.
Speaker 1: That's true, particularly at two in the morning.
Speaker 4: And I am going to have this discussion about the
Speaker 4: news that has broken this morning since I've had that thought,
Speaker 4: and then right at the end, I'm going to tell
Speaker 4: you what.
Speaker 1: My thought was.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, So I wake up.
Speaker 4: This morning and apparently the whole thing love is dead,
Speaker 4: The whole thing is a sham. Travis Kelsey's team has
Speaker 4: that there has been a leaked document that looks very
Speaker 4: very official that basically says that Taylor Swift and Travis
Speaker 4: Kelce are in a showmance.
Speaker 1: Do you know what a showmance is?
Speaker 2: A showmance is something that happens in Hollywood when like
Speaker 2: two big Hollywood superstars pr team set them up with
Speaker 2: someone for mutual sort of feane and financial benefits.
Speaker 4: Sometimes the publicity companies throw them together to hide bad publicity,
Speaker 4: or if someone's had a massive movie flops positive.
Speaker 2: Spins something a new narrative for them to push them forward.
Speaker 1: Do you think of any famous showmance.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't think they often come out to be,
Speaker 2: you know, they're always assumed or it's rumor.
Speaker 3: No one's ever confirmed anyone.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, maybe that's all signed and sealed at the time.
Speaker 4: So the leaked document is on the letterhead of Travis's
Speaker 4: management company, and it goes into great detail about the
Speaker 4: date that they're going to break up, the angle that's
Speaker 4: going to be taken in terms of the wording, you know,
Speaker 4: we respect each other and we're going to concentrate on
Speaker 4: our respective careers.
Speaker 1: Blah blah blah. I mean, I don't believe it.
Speaker 3: I don't believe it.
Speaker 2: I don't know the cynic in me though, Swani like
Speaker 2: these photos that you're showing me. The document has a
Speaker 2: letterhead of his management company. It says full scope, like
Speaker 2: has someone gone to I mean, you swifties are crazy,
Speaker 2: but like, has someone gone to that much detail to
Speaker 2: fake this?
Speaker 4: I mean yes, people go to all sorts. And also
Speaker 4: have you heard of Canber? You can make anything on there?
Speaker 1: God, people really need to you could, really, you could
Speaker 1: easily make that.
Speaker 4: Plus the information is just copy and paste from other
Speaker 4: bits and pieces. But the interesting twist is this, what's
Speaker 4: your what were you going to say?
Speaker 2: The detail here though, Swany It even says it outlines
Speaker 2: a supposed plan to release an official statement at the
Speaker 2: end of this month's Yeah, then three days post breakup
Speaker 2: to allow the initial media frenzy to settle and ensure clarity.
Speaker 2: Like it's written from a publicist or marketer's brain.
Speaker 3: I could write that, yeah, but you're a very intelligent woman.
Speaker 1: Who's to say I didn't who's to say I've.
Speaker 3: Bought the ye, I mean, I would not be surprised.
Speaker 1: I haven't bought the professional package on candor and I've
Speaker 1: made this.
Speaker 3: Whole thing up sleepy today. What was your thought though,
Speaker 3: that you said at the start of the.
Speaker 4: Interesting part of this is that Travis's ah specific person
Speaker 4: in that from that company that looks after him is
Speaker 4: a guy called mister Kitsoyan, and he has openly shared
Speaker 4: that he has done show MANswers before many many.
Speaker 1: Has put together.
Speaker 4: Yeah, has dealt with other publicists, and they brought a
Speaker 4: client with their client and explained in detail, you know,
Speaker 4: it's about to sell the hype of it.
Speaker 1: Blah blah blah. That's tricky. Yeah, that is tricky. Here
Speaker 1: was my thought.
Speaker 4: So imagine me last night or early this morning, two o'clock,
Speaker 4: because I'd forgotten that I promised Vicki a bloody spannicopater,
Speaker 4: so I got up and made it. Was listening to Midnights.
Speaker 4: It was a midnight sort of night, Okay, I was
Speaker 4: listening to it, and I just you know, the lyrics
Speaker 4: that she spins. She's just magical. And my thought last
Speaker 4: night popped into my head as I was scattering that
Speaker 4: fetter and spinach and silver beets cheap the mix. Yes,
Speaker 4: I was listening to that. I was listening to that actually.
Speaker 1: And I went, come on a minute, she's a poet.
Speaker 4: She is an old school, old fashioned poet.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and he's a meatthead bogan NFL.
Speaker 1: Dude, what are they doing together? How is that? How
Speaker 1: are they compatible?
Speaker 3: Confirmed it to Mace.
Speaker 1: And then I woke up and apparently it's a showmance.
Speaker 1: So you heard it here first, folks. The Chrissy Swan
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