Speaker 1: Get morning every day.
Speaker 2: Adelaides, well, well, well, happy Christmas everybody. What a time
Speaker 2: of the year, What.
Speaker 1: A stressful time?
Speaker 2: You Yeah, what day is that? You don't know? It's
Speaker 2: twenty fifth. You don't know actual day? Does they do?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: One cares.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 2: I don't even know if it's nighttime or daytime. No,
Speaker 2: I don't even know what my name is.
Speaker 4: This is the time where you just leave your pajamas
Speaker 4: on all day. The kids asked to eat chocolate for breakfast,
Speaker 4: and you go, you know what, that's fine.
Speaker 2: Who cares those pajamas you're wearing right now, abby covered
Speaker 2: in stains, that's fine.
Speaker 1: What what about you do?
Speaker 3: Wake up the next day in your pajamas You're like,
Speaker 3: oh my god, is that like, is that ice cream
Speaker 3: down in front of me? And then there's some red
Speaker 3: wine over there, and then oh my.
Speaker 1: God, that's spaghetti ball and ais got on a pig.
Speaker 4: You know, you've really hit the bottom when you have
Speaker 4: trifle on you. I hate trifles, but at Christmas time,
Speaker 4: you just got to eat it.
Speaker 1: I just got to do it.
Speaker 2: And your stomach's like, my god, what's next? Yeah, you're
Speaker 2: mixing like desserts with wine cereal into it. It's like,
Speaker 2: oh my god.
Speaker 3: And ordinarily you would maybe have a little bit of
Speaker 3: jelly by itself, or a little bit of cream by itself,
Speaker 3: or a little bit of sponge cake by itself. Christmas,
Speaker 3: you're like, combine it all, go all lamb.
Speaker 2: Baby, mix it all together like a big dirty garbage
Speaker 2: disposal blender.
Speaker 4: Like Rachel and Friends who put lamb in her trifle.
Speaker 4: She got the recipe wrong. There was half the recipe missing,
Speaker 4: and so she just put it all in. So there
Speaker 4: was lamb, there was yogurt, there was all this stuff
Speaker 4: in the one trifle.
Speaker 1: And they're all pretending to like it, right, Oh my god.
Speaker 3: And if you've seen one Christmas movie about people ballsing
Speaker 3: up the turkey, you've seen them all.
Speaker 1: I also just want to give a shout out.
Speaker 4: Well, I want to give a warning to singles who
Speaker 4: go to their hometown for Christmas, because there's probably more
Speaker 4: than likely going to be a guy that wears a
Speaker 4: flannel at shirt that ever moved from that town and
Speaker 4: he is going to try and make you fall in
Speaker 4: love with him and not let you move back to
Speaker 4: the city.
Speaker 1: So just be wary of him. If he's hot, though,
Speaker 1: go for it. Life is nice.
Speaker 2: Heading back to Jamestown. Watch out for that bike. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he's a big boy too. Out Eric, he's wearing the
Speaker 2: Hawaiian shirt.
Speaker 3: Unfortunately he's got trifle stains all down the front his shirt. Mate,
Speaker 3: He'll still try and pick you up because he's like
Speaker 3: Christmas time, people are coming home, more opportunity.
Speaker 4: More opportunity to try and get the girl that I
Speaker 4: was in love with back in year six, thinking.
Speaker 2: They're not feeling their best because you're like, wow, I'm
Speaker 2: as unfit as I could possibly be. My body's been
Speaker 2: in better condition. And that's where the big fella will
Speaker 2: call him Dave really really pounces.
Speaker 1: Also doesn't jump on the apps for the entire year.
Speaker 4: But then Christmas just sees being opportunity because he knows
Speaker 4: that one of them is coming, one of the girls
Speaker 4: that he went to school with is coming home, and
Speaker 4: she will be single and it'll just be able to
Speaker 4: fall in love.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and a little bit desperate.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 2: Essentially, are we all in the same boat that Christmas
Speaker 2: is a time where I mean you probably drink excessively responsibly, of.
Speaker 3: Course, absolutely responsibly, because.
Speaker 2: I can image as well with your news. I know
Speaker 2: your family, I know members of your extended family, and
Speaker 2: they are like to drink excessively, not courageously, and the
Speaker 2: opposite of responsibly.
Speaker 3: Yeah, correct, Yeah, I have to say in the Addie clan,
Speaker 3: there is a moment every Christmas where me and the
Speaker 3: other two sister in laws will inevitably be in the
Speaker 3: kitchen at one point pouring wine at ten am, going
Speaker 3: to the kids until you'll do it.
Speaker 1: Till don't all of you?
Speaker 2: And how many times do you hear that, Well, it's Christmas.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's Christmas, Christmas.
Speaker 2: Drunk at nine am, Ah, it's Christmas.
Speaker 1: Any traditions that you have, anything that you have to do.
Speaker 3: We watch actually normally on Christmas Eve before Christmas, and
Speaker 3: I'll just I'll never forget this story. I remember when
Speaker 3: I first started seeing Gregy and we'd had a baby together,
Speaker 3: and I don't know, I must have been really, really emotional.
Speaker 3: But that was the point, was in that transition between
Speaker 3: when we used to go out Christmas Eve, maybe to
Speaker 3: the ed Beer Garden for example, meet up with a
Speaker 3: heap of friends and do that sort of Christmas style.
Speaker 3: But I'd switched over because I'd had a baby. So
Speaker 3: I'm sitting at home one year he'd gone to the
Speaker 3: ed so he still had one foot in that side
Speaker 3: of the cave. And I'm sitting sobbing watching love. Actually
Speaker 3: he's not a home.
Speaker 2: It's hard to graduate from that phase of your life.
Speaker 2: It is getting absolutely plastered on the twenty fourth.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a real change in life, isn't it. And
Speaker 3: him and his brother, my god, it took a good
Speaker 3: couple of years for them to transition.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, oh well for us, one tradition we like
Speaker 2: to do is to google and jump on YouTube and
Speaker 2: watch turtles mating. I just saw this at the sound effect.
Speaker 3: Asked for that, daddy, one of those turtles doing over.
Speaker 2: Going again.
Speaker 3: They're celebrating Christmas, the turtles. That's how I like to
Speaker 3: do it.
Speaker 4: We don't have too many traditions we do. She likes
Speaker 4: to celebrate Christmas.
Speaker 1: Well, I get home in Jamestown with I'm back in
Speaker 1: my hometown now.
Speaker 2: Lucive audio from Days.
Speaker 4: Look, if I could sleep through Christmas, I would, to
Speaker 4: be honest, like you, hazy, we don't have too many
Speaker 4: traditions we do.
Speaker 1: Make my nana bless her.
Speaker 4: She used to make peanut crunch balls and cherry right balls.
Speaker 4: So somebody always has to make them. They're full of
Speaker 4: sugar and crap. It's like peanut butter, rice bubbles kofa
Speaker 4: and icing sugar, roll it into a ball and then
Speaker 4: you cover them in chocolate.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And then the cherry ripe.
Speaker 4: Ones yeah as well, so we always have to have
Speaker 4: them on the table. But yeah, it's just big family
Speaker 4: get together. Mum doesn't put the Christmas tree up anymore.
Speaker 4: And I was like, Mum, I'm thirty three, Like, hello,
Speaker 4: I'm back home now, so you've got to start again.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: And she also really annoys me, doesn't buy me advent calendars.
Speaker 1: Calendar I know, you know, she's a bit of We've
Speaker 1: always said that. We've always said that on the show. Anyways,
Speaker 1: what about.
Speaker 3: Trying to organize the freaking food? Oh my god? And
Speaker 3: in the Odd family, if you ever leave it to
Speaker 3: the blokes, you will end up with a like Asian
Speaker 3: fusion roast for lunch. So someone will bring you know,
Speaker 3: steam dim sims for starters, and then it'll be a
Speaker 3: roast for lunch and then obviously the trifle.
Speaker 2: Can you steer back to the go to You're like,
Speaker 2: what the hell is this crap? Greg? And he's like
Speaker 2: that it's Christmas.
Speaker 4: Christmas as he's pouring his fiftieth wine at twelve o'clock.
Speaker 1: He started at nine.
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's pretend that's him doing that anyway.
Speaker 1: Merry Christmas, everybody,