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Speaker 2: This is not a how to guide for people wanting
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Speaker 3: I don't want people to think that they're going to
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Speaker 2: I'm sitting down with my producer getting down to the
Speaker 2: nitty gritty.
Speaker 3: Of the sex worker industry.
Speaker 2: Our Italians really stallions are Aussie's lazy lovers and do
Speaker 2: the Greeks only love anal?
Speaker 3: We are going to find out. Welcome back to another
Speaker 3: episode of Girlfriend for Hire.
Speaker 4: So it's been a bit of a quiet week for me, Chad.
Speaker 4: It's actually been a bit quiet overall. I haven't really
Speaker 4: worked very much. I'm just going through a bit of
Speaker 4: a quiet patch.
Speaker 1: Really.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it happens every so often, just when you think
Speaker 2: you're killing it and making all the money, then.
Speaker 3: You know, your phones go dead for a little bit.
Speaker 3: But the general consensus.
Speaker 2: Is on Twitter that it's a little bit quiet for everybody.
Speaker 3: But just like everything, it just ebbs and flows and
Speaker 3: then it comes.
Speaker 2: Back and then I'm writing The Wave and Men of Money.
Speaker 1: So is that inflation does inflation effect?
Speaker 2: I was kind of hoping that, you know, interest rates
Speaker 2: have kind of like remained the same, Like that does
Speaker 2: affect my income, so if they keep on getting hiked
Speaker 2: or it really kind of drives up my income.
Speaker 1: So hard to cheat on you off when the bank
Speaker 1: wants more money, isn't it.
Speaker 2: Yes? Yeah, so but do you know what I am finding.
Speaker 2: I am finding that guys. Okay, so you know there
Speaker 2: might be people out there who are like, well, maybe
Speaker 2: you talking so much on your podcast might be drying
Speaker 2: up your money. No, believe me, there are men everywhere
Speaker 2: and this, if anything, I'm starting to find that guys
Speaker 2: want to be mentioned on my podcast.
Speaker 3: So there are.
Speaker 2: Clients who will say to me, oh, can you talk
Speaker 2: about like will you mention me? And I'm like, no,
Speaker 2: this was very nondescript, like I will not be talking
Speaker 2: about this.
Speaker 3: But I am getting it quite a bit.
Speaker 2: I'm having guys who are excited for the fact that
Speaker 2: they might be mentioned.
Speaker 1: That's pretty cool.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I feel like it's gonna make maybe people act out,
Speaker 2: so potentially.
Speaker 3: I'll talk about them anyway. Yeah, so that's quite new
Speaker 3: for me. That's quite new. Okay.
Speaker 2: By the time I talk to you again on this podcast,
Speaker 2: I'll probably be.
Speaker 3: Like, I'm so busy and I need a break.
Speaker 2: But yeah, quiet, look, I had to Sidney tomorrow, so
Speaker 2: I'm probably gonna be flat out anyway.
Speaker 3: They calm before the storm. So on this episode, I really,
Speaker 3: oh god, I sample men from.
Speaker 2: Everywhere, all walks of life, from everywhere around the planet,
Speaker 2: and it's so interesting to me to meet people, first
Speaker 2: of all, from wherever they are from, and believe me,
Speaker 2: they're from all different parts of the world. I find
Speaker 2: it fascinating to find out about their culture and what
Speaker 2: they're into and who they are and all these types
Speaker 2: of things.
Speaker 3: The thing with them being lovers.
Speaker 2: Is that I kind of can group them into different
Speaker 2: stereotypes for different ethnicities.
Speaker 3: And we have spoken about this before, Like.
Speaker 2: We just touched briefly on the fact that, you know,
Speaker 2: I have Indian guys that like to lick my belly button,
Speaker 2: but it's the only you know race that does that. Well,
Speaker 2: there's kind of I've kind of got something from everyone, really,
Speaker 2: and I just think it's so interesting. So we're going
Speaker 2: to jump to that today to have a look at
Speaker 2: different nationalities and how they you know, stuck up as lovers.
Speaker 1: So we're going to go around the world in not
Speaker 1: thirty lays, but enough.
Speaker 3: That's way more than thirty.
Speaker 1: I'll give you the ethnicity, and that you can give
Speaker 1: me some of the interesting facts about the way they
Speaker 1: make love. Sure, let's start off with the Italians. I
Speaker 1: imagine using their hands a lot like I speak.
Speaker 2: Okay, so yeah, very yes, thank you. I wondered where
Speaker 2: you were going with that. I'm like, are you pulling
Speaker 2: my hand thing into this? Maybe we just need to
Speaker 2: preface this that you know, this is just a bit
Speaker 2: of lighthearted fun that I've picked up in no.
Speaker 3: Ways this being racist at all.
Speaker 2: Right, Look, I'm a lover of many from anywhere, and
Speaker 2: I also felt like I needed to preface that.
Speaker 3: Okay, So Italians.
Speaker 2: Italians are lovers, straight up lovers.
Speaker 3: They love with their whole body.
Speaker 2: Like it's almost like every Italian that I've ever had
Speaker 2: sex with was a stripper in a past life. Like
Speaker 2: they're really pulling them moves, like they're using their whole
Speaker 2: body to do everything.
Speaker 3: They're not just like pumping away with their little hips.
Speaker 2: Moving, they move their whole body like they are so
Speaker 2: into what they're doing, like the passion and the love making,
Speaker 2: like they're fully into it.
Speaker 3: They're so engaging.
Speaker 2: Every single Italian I don't know that I've had a
Speaker 2: booking with an Italian guy that hasn't been fantastic or
Speaker 2: just average, Like they've always been really really great.
Speaker 1: Italians the top. Would you say that at the top
Speaker 1: of the list, they're pretty high.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're pretty high up there. But also, you know,
Speaker 2: Italian Stadian it is a thing. They are generally on
Speaker 2: the bigger size range.
Speaker 3: So yeah, I.
Speaker 2: Don't even know that I've had our small Italian penis before. Nope,
Speaker 2: they're generally above average size, large, sometimes extra large. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I know they're just killing it, but I think they've
Speaker 2: just got b D and they know what they're packing,
Speaker 2: and they're just so into it.
Speaker 1: When you say full body, so like they're doing the
Speaker 1: like the like the worm almost what you're kind of
Speaker 1: describing because one can see you moving right now. But yeah,
Speaker 1: they're doing.
Speaker 3: The worm on me.
Speaker 2: With their worm. Yeah, just a full body movement like
Speaker 2: a wave. They're really really into it, really into it. Okay, Yes,
Speaker 2: I'm kind of blushing. I can feel myself blushing even
Speaker 2: just like you're about.
Speaker 1: Thinking about the Yeah, maybe one will get a mention.
Speaker 3: I'm into it.
Speaker 1: Okay. Italian's book gone in. Let's go from Italians to
Speaker 1: the Greeks. Okay, all right, European flavor. Yes, we know
Speaker 1: one thing from this podcast about the Greeks. They have
Speaker 1: a type of sex named after them in the industry.
Speaker 1: Is there any truth to that?
Speaker 3: Well, Greek anal.
Speaker 2: You know, I'm constantly talking with clients about Greek anal
Speaker 2: because I get so many inquiries for Greek anal. And
Speaker 2: that's literally what it's called. So Greek anal is penis
Speaker 2: in bumhole.
Speaker 1: Essentially, that's the scientific Yes.
Speaker 2: That is science because yeah, anyway, so look, it's called
Speaker 2: Greek anal. Now why is it called Greek anal because
Speaker 2: they all love doing it like it is. It's definitely
Speaker 2: a thing. I don't know why does this stem from,
Speaker 2: like Greek gods who are all very like real love
Speaker 2: flowing people and have just always done it that way.
Speaker 3: I think that it's not a new thing.
Speaker 2: I think that it's generationally something that has just always
Speaker 2: been that way for the Greeks.
Speaker 1: Right, Yes, any holes of goal definitely.
Speaker 3: Not my ear holes. So yeah, that's definitely a thing.
Speaker 2: They really get into anal play and anal.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Greeks, Greeks watch out. Are they as hairy as
Speaker 1: we all stereotypically? Since?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, look the younger guys probably wax a lot.
Speaker 2: There are a lot of fully waxed Greek men that
Speaker 2: I see who have incredible eyebrows. Their eyebrows are so
Speaker 2: on point. They just get everything everything waxed. But yeah,
Speaker 2: the you know, the slightly older gentlemen will be.
Speaker 3: Very very very very hairy.
Speaker 2: And so of course I have to spend quite a
Speaker 2: bit of time after the booking to make sure that
Speaker 2: every single little piece of body hair is out of
Speaker 2: my hotel room. I have to make sure that everything
Speaker 2: is gone, and sometimes it takes me a very long
Speaker 2: time to remove every single little hair from pillows and
Speaker 2: beds and towels and bathrooms and showers. Yes, so look,
Speaker 2: I turned into a bit of a maid after I
Speaker 2: see a Greek guy.
Speaker 1: Where do they stack up?
Speaker 2: They lack a little bit of confidence, And at this
Speaker 2: point in my career I have seen so many clients
Speaker 2: that I am able to generalize about nationalities because the
Speaker 2: sample size grows and has become quite large. So yeah,
Speaker 2: I just find that Greek lovers generally are not so
Speaker 2: confident in their skills or their abilities, but they give
Speaker 2: it a good go. I do actually have a client,
Speaker 2: a client that I've seen a few times recently and
Speaker 2: he's Greek. Oh my lord, Well, he just goes against
Speaker 2: everything that I've just said and is one of the
Speaker 2: best lovers that I've ever had.
Speaker 3: He's absolutely fantastic.
Speaker 2: Sos have Look, he's the exception to the rule.
Speaker 1: Let's let's just go with the whole continent. What about
Speaker 1: Asia north of US in Australia.
Speaker 3: Okay, So.
Speaker 2: It is a little bit different for the different countries
Speaker 2: within Asia. I do find there are differences between how
Speaker 2: long somebody's been in Australia for you know, are they
Speaker 2: fresh off the plane and they've never been here and
Speaker 2: they don't speak a lot of English their style compared
Speaker 2: to somebody who you know, was first generation here or
Speaker 2: you know, they've lived here for half their life or
Speaker 2: something like that. It does tend to change. They do
Speaker 2: become more westernized in the way that they love and connect.
Speaker 2: But generally speaking, so I find that Japanese guys also
Speaker 2: like a little bit of confidence. They aren't very I
Speaker 2: think it comes down to their politeness. They're almost too
Speaker 2: polite to have a very let go and you know,
Speaker 2: kind of roll with it time. Everything that they do
Speaker 2: is very polite and very calculated, and so it's hard
Speaker 2: to kind of like let loose and really get into
Speaker 2: it and get really, you know, down and dirty. So yeah,
Speaker 2: they're just very very polite lovers, which at times can
Speaker 2: be quite boring.
Speaker 1: Heaves of you are here so much, so.
Speaker 3: Much, and you're too looking. From experience, it's an't you
Speaker 3: because I know that you don't.
Speaker 2: Have so much, so much, so much hair. It's actually
Speaker 2: sometimes quite confronting for me because I'm not used to
Speaker 2: that amount of pubic hair. But also at the same
Speaker 2: time it is dead straight, like there's no curl in
Speaker 2: it whatsoever. They just look like an echidna, like it's insane.
Speaker 3: It's actually so much hair, so much to deal with.
Speaker 2: God, this is going to just sound so wild, but
Speaker 2: after I see, you know, a Japanese person, I actually
Speaker 2: have to make sure that there's no hair in my
Speaker 2: nether regions as.
Speaker 3: There's just so much of it. It's so much to
Speaker 3: deal with anyway.
Speaker 1: Real fascinating stuff, isn't No.
Speaker 3: I'm so glad we're covering this today. This seems like
Speaker 3: a really.
Speaker 2: Good idea when I was writing this idea for nationalities,
Speaker 2: and now that I'm saying it out louded, this sounds
Speaker 2: absolutely horrendous. Well, we should do Chinese. So Chinese make
Speaker 2: up a large portion of my clientele. Really, I am
Speaker 2: absolutely loved by Chinese, Indians, and Ouzzi's primarily. It's kind
Speaker 2: of those three that I see the most. So the
Speaker 2: Chinese love me and I have. In the beginning, I
Speaker 2: found the difference in culture quite confronting, and as I've
Speaker 2: gotten to just understand their culture so much better and
Speaker 2: the way that they love, it's been something that I
Speaker 2: really enjoy bookings with Chinese people. It absolutely sends me
Speaker 2: into a tizzy because they're just so culturally different from
Speaker 2: what I'm used to. So Chinese absolutely love oral oral sex.
Speaker 2: They're all for it, absolutely love it. They are also
Speaker 2: really good kisses really yes, okay, yeah, they love oral
Speaker 2: and I think it comes down to the fact that
Speaker 2: they are.
Speaker 3: So good at oral sex, like really good.
Speaker 2: They're not overthinking it, They're using their whole mouth, their tongue,
Speaker 2: and they're just absolutely going for it. And I sometimes
Speaker 2: it can be quite hard for me to orgasm just
Speaker 2: from somebody going down on me. It can take a
Speaker 2: little while to get there, but Asian guys especially can
Speaker 2: make me orgasm really fast, and I think it comes
Speaker 2: down to the way that they.
Speaker 3: Eat their food. This is such a weird parallel that
Speaker 3: I've put together.
Speaker 2: Okay, the way that they slurp their noodle is the
Speaker 2: same way that they go down on me, and it
Speaker 2: is insane. They are so good and I always say
Speaker 2: to them afterwards, I'm like, you don't understand how good.
Speaker 3: You are at that, Like, you're very good at it.
Speaker 2: So even though they do some of the smallest penises
Speaker 2: that I interact.
Speaker 3: With, their oral skills are a ten out of ten.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's kind of like, you know, when they say,
Speaker 1: like if you go blind, your hearing gets really strong.
Speaker 1: It's kind of like, that's okay, let's go to South Asian.
Speaker 1: Let's the Indian clients. You did get a mention at
Speaker 1: the top.
Speaker 2: Yes, So I have mentioned before that they do love
Speaker 2: a little belly button lick, but they also do love
Speaker 2: like I rarely am on top of an Indian client.
Speaker 2: I'm usually laid on my back with their full body
Speaker 2: laying on top of me.
Speaker 3: It's like they're planking on me. I have my.
Speaker 2: Legs together and they are just covering my whole body.
Speaker 2: They do love orals sex blanking on me like it's
Speaker 2: some fitness routine. And also they love to kiss, so
Speaker 2: kissing in their culture. I don't know if you know
Speaker 2: much about Bollywood, but in Bollywood movies they never portray kissing.
Speaker 2: Kissing is something that is done behind closed doors. Kissing
Speaker 2: is so taboo in Indian culture. They just don't have
Speaker 2: any kissing whatsoever. You can't watch a TV show or
Speaker 2: a movie or anything. There's never any kissing. So kissing
Speaker 2: for them is a really sexy, intimate thing. It means
Speaker 2: a lot to them, and it is really big for them.
Speaker 2: So most of the inquiries I get from Indian guys,
Speaker 2: they always double check that I kiss because it's an
Speaker 2: issue for them if they're with a service provider who
Speaker 2: doesn't kiss, because it's such.
Speaker 3: A big thing for them.
Speaker 1: They love kissing.
Speaker 3: I do love kissing.
Speaker 2: The way that Indian guys kiss is unlike any other
Speaker 2: nationality that I've come across. They and I don't know,
Speaker 2: I honestly just it's nothing like what we know in
Speaker 2: the Western the Western world. Maybe we know how to
Speaker 2: kiss because we've been watching it on TV and movies,
Speaker 2: and I don't know, we all do it the same way.
Speaker 2: The Western world all kiss the same. However, Indian people,
Speaker 2: I guess it's just something that they learn behind clothes
Speaker 2: doores so, and especially because a lot of them will
Speaker 2: only have the one partner for their whole lives, they're
Speaker 2: not exactly well versed in what to do or how
Speaker 2: to kiss.
Speaker 3: So there have been times where.
Speaker 2: They will often suck on my tongue like they're sucking
Speaker 2: a zooper duper, or they will put their tongue in
Speaker 2: my mouth and just move it side to side really fast,
Speaker 2: from left to right really fast. And so I don't
Speaker 2: know what to do at this point. My tongue doesn't
Speaker 2: know what to do, so I kind of just opened
Speaker 2: my mouth a little bit and just stay there while
Speaker 2: they do this. And sometimes it can happen for, you know,
Speaker 2: twenty minutes at a time. It can be quite a
Speaker 2: lot to.
Speaker 3: Do with that. Could see you, You're just like what they're.
Speaker 1: He I'm biding my tongue, That's what I'm doing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So it's it's very it's very different, and it's
Speaker 2: very just not what I ever pictured or thought. I
Speaker 2: just assumed coming into this that everybody around the world
Speaker 2: kissed the same. I didn't realize that different cultures had
Speaker 2: different ways of kissing. Wow, I know it, honestly, always
Speaker 2: close my mind a little bit.
Speaker 1: Also, like India is the you know, they are the
Speaker 1: creators of the Karma Sutra. But yeah, fascinating stuff. Let's
Speaker 1: let's go close to home. Let's go to the Aussies.
Speaker 1: How do we stacker? We've already heard. I heard the
Speaker 1: Italians of the best. I've heard that are some of
Speaker 1: the worst. If I go by any of the surveys
Speaker 1: that I've read online, that we are not the best.
Speaker 1: I've heard selfish, That's that's one common I've heard. Where
Speaker 1: what is your experience?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I yes, I agree with all of that. I
Speaker 2: think the tide is changing a little bit. The different
Speaker 2: age demographics do put in different amounts of effort.
Speaker 3: The younger guys are full of full play.
Speaker 2: Effort connection. They want to have connection, they want to
Speaker 2: experience all the things. They're open to trying new things.
Speaker 3: And as the.
Speaker 2: Aussies get older, the older generations definitely nope, no full play, Nope,
Speaker 2: your pleasure nope, don't need that. I'm just gonna lay
Speaker 2: here and not make noise. I'm just you're just going
Speaker 2: to ride me for a few minutes.
Speaker 1: What noise do you want to hear? I want to
Speaker 1: person who is having that.
Speaker 3: I just want to hear that they're alive. Can I
Speaker 3: hear you breathing? Cool? Great?
Speaker 1: Holding their breath?
Speaker 3: They're just a corpse.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: Aussie men often and I don't know if it's because
Speaker 2: they deny themselves of pleasure or they think that it's
Speaker 2: you know, gay, that they've gotten into having orgasms or
Speaker 2: making noise. Oh, I don't want to look like I'm
Speaker 2: too into it, you know, that really old school rhetoric
Speaker 2: of yeah, and I'm talking like and I do get
Speaker 2: these clients and they are the you know, kind.
Speaker 3: Of like fifty year old crowd.
Speaker 2: You know, you'll see them down the pub with their
Speaker 2: mates and they love a punt.
Speaker 3: I do get those guys. They love a punt.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 3: They've got a couple of horses that.
Speaker 2: They own, and so they see me and yeah, they
Speaker 2: just lay there, not into any for play whatsoever. They
Speaker 2: don't go near my vagina. They don't want to even kiss.
Speaker 2: They don't know how to kiss. They don't even open
Speaker 2: their mouths, and they just want to be ridden for
Speaker 2: you know, thirty seconds to four minutes.
Speaker 3: It's actually prevalent.
Speaker 2: It's it's actually yeah, it sounds really quite full on,
Speaker 2: but look it is. It is an age thing. You
Speaker 2: kind of go that under under forty crowd and it's
Speaker 2: it is much better.
Speaker 3: It is much better. They want to try new things.
Speaker 2: They want to yes, but it's just that kind of
Speaker 2: like over forty crowd that are often just very hard
Speaker 2: to connect to. And I'm just like, can you make
Speaker 2: a noise? Like I don't even know if you're that's
Speaker 2: that's a.
Speaker 1: Lot that the future is promising. Australian.
Speaker 2: I did actually find it Heaps in Yeah, so look
Speaker 2: they're coming up, coming up.
Speaker 3: Yeah. In Perth, I actually found it the hardest. In Perth.
Speaker 3: I had the most.
Speaker 2: Whenever I go there, I have the most number of
Speaker 2: men who just lay there, no foreplay, no kissing, they
Speaker 2: don't make a noise.
Speaker 1: They don't from all the mining, I just.
Speaker 2: Don't know if they're I don't know if they're having
Speaker 2: a good time. It's hard for me to get into it.
Speaker 2: It's really, yeah.
Speaker 3: It kind of sucks.
Speaker 2: Like I love my Aussies and I just wish that
Speaker 2: they were better lovers.
Speaker 1: Well, what about let's go to South America. Because I
Speaker 1: my initial thought would be the Brazilians you talk about,
Speaker 1: like you know, Italians using their whole body, I'd imagine
Speaker 1: that the Brazilians.
Speaker 3: Brazilians are the same.
Speaker 2: Brazilians know how to move, it's a rhythm thing, they
Speaker 2: know how to move. They are all for they want
Speaker 2: to ex experience all the pleasure. They want me to
Speaker 2: experience all of the pleasure. And it's such a hot, fiery, sensual,
Speaker 2: very like fool skin on skin, you know, contact I
Speaker 2: get with Indian guys. It is full skin on skin
Speaker 2: as well, but they're not exactly checking in to see
Speaker 2: what my pleasure levels are at, whereas Brazilian guys are
Speaker 2: wanting me to experience all of all of the pleasure,
Speaker 2: so it can be a really really hot time.
Speaker 3: They are also booty guys. They are all.
Speaker 2: For any type of anal play and yeah, any anything
Speaker 2: like that. But also they love it too, so yeah,
Speaker 2: they're very very good lovers.
Speaker 1: What about Arab lovers.
Speaker 2: So my Arab lovers and I probably don't get them
Speaker 2: as much as the other nationalities that I get. However,
Speaker 2: whenever I'm in Sydney.
Speaker 3: Whenever I'm in Sydney, they come and make the drive
Speaker 3: to come and see me, and they are.
Speaker 2: They are the kind of lover where they love to
Speaker 2: completely be in control of what's happening. They're telling me
Speaker 2: what to do. They're very dominating, but not in an
Speaker 2: aggressive or bad way. It's more, well, I'm submissive, so
Speaker 2: I'm into it. And in the beginning when they are
Speaker 2: telling me what to do, it can sometimes come across
Speaker 2: as being quite abrupt, but then I realize that this
Speaker 2: is just who they are, and they're very passionate lovers
Speaker 2: once they're into it. I have had some of the
Speaker 2: best experiences, especially every time I go to Sydney. I
Speaker 2: really love, really love seeing them. They're very beautiful, very caring,
Speaker 2: you know, like they'll move hair out of my face
Speaker 2: and you know, they're very sweet and very caring while
Speaker 2: at the same time being very.
Speaker 3: Assertive and dominant in the bedroom. I like it.
Speaker 1: Oh, okay, to wrap it up, what about the breads
Speaker 1: the palm?
Speaker 3: So my short kings just massive penises?
Speaker 1: Why really?
Speaker 2: Yes, they're just like the skinniest most like you know,
Speaker 2: you don't you just I don't know, you kind of
Speaker 2: you look at the English folk and with their pale
Speaker 2: white skin and you know, they've got their polos tucked
Speaker 2: into their jeans, and you know they're not the tallest
Speaker 2: guys or the biggest looking guys. But then they take
Speaker 2: off their jocks and I'm like, what you are walking
Speaker 2: around with this in between your legs all day?
Speaker 3: How does this get in the way?
Speaker 2: The amount of massive, very white penises that come from
Speaker 2: the UK, it needs to be studied, like, I need
Speaker 2: to understand it better because I just don't.
Speaker 3: I don't get it. I don't get it.
Speaker 2: They're often very long, very skinny, or just very large.
Speaker 2: They do tend to be a bit of a selfish
Speaker 2: lover then not you know, all for connection and for
Speaker 2: us to be both having the best time. They will
Speaker 2: often be the ones who just want to smash it
Speaker 2: out wow, and not a lot of for play, just
Speaker 2: really want to get the job done, very unassuming, just
Speaker 2: never know what somebody is packing.
Speaker 3: Well, see this is what I don't understand.
Speaker 1: More self as UK or Australians UK.
Speaker 3: But Australians have smaller penises.
Speaker 1: Okay, well you didn't have to add that part.
Speaker 3: Sorry, that's a bit helpful, but we can we can
Speaker 3: cut this out.
Speaker 1: Okay, to wrap things up for a quick recap of
Speaker 1: the best lovers from around the world. Let's go quick categories.
Speaker 1: You've got them written down here. Yeah, okay, first one,
Speaker 1: best of going down on you Asian okay, bang, just
Speaker 1: the whole, the whole, orient.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, okay, noodle sloping, biggest penis Italian.
Speaker 1: Cool okay, smallest phoenis Asian. Okay, that's stereotypical of you.
Speaker 1: That's offensive. Most passionate it.
Speaker 2: Most passionate, probably the Italians and Brazilians.
Speaker 1: Okay. At tire they're best kisser, we a bit.
Speaker 2: Of that, best kisser or probably Assies like younger Aussies.
Speaker 1: Young is a big good on the pash.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm into it.
Speaker 1: Okay, worst kisser.
Speaker 3: Older Aussies and.
Speaker 2: La la la la ohaly your tie between Oh no, yeah, Indians.
Speaker 1: Most fun overall, the funner experience.
Speaker 2: Yeah, really good times had with them, Brazilians so much personality.
Speaker 1: Very good. And then the last one is best at sex.
Speaker 3: Best at the sex, best at the sex would be.
Speaker 2: I feel like this's just, oh, do you know what
Speaker 2: it's It's the individual.
Speaker 3: It's the individual.
Speaker 2: I can't there's good in all nationalities. I can't just
Speaker 2: blanket say that one is way better than the rest
Speaker 2: they all, you know, they have their shortcomings everywhere.
Speaker 3: I'm sure who knows?
Speaker 1: Oh God, just as very diplomatic of it. Yeah, thank you,
Speaker 1: spoken like someone who wants to get some bookings to
Speaker 1: thank you out what has been a quiet week.
Speaker 3: Yes, please book me, I'm poor.
Speaker 2: Next week's episode of Girlfriends for Hire will be my
Speaker 2: season finale for season two, and of course I'm going
Speaker 2: to head back and do what we did last time,
Speaker 2: a good Q and a sash. So send in your
Speaker 2: questions and I might get to answer it here on
Speaker 2: the podcast.
Speaker 3: Bye.