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Speaker 2: Order in the court with your judges, Jaki Noddy.

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Speaker 1: sharp curve ball, Jake, make this sound of a curving baseball. Please,

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Speaker 2: Things guys say to their friends when they like a girl. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I had one Things girls say to their friends when

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Speaker 1: What did I say? Girl to a girl?

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Speaker 2: All right, this is a little bit of re enactment, Jake.

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Speaker 1: Let me just get my phone. Ask me a question

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Speaker 1: as there's your day gone? Oh what did you say? Sorry?

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Speaker 1: I was texting on them. I was like, what.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what's going on around me, mate, I

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Speaker 1: So you were texting her? I see. I see things

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Speaker 1: guys say to their friends when you like, when they

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Speaker 1: we doubt ourselves. Hey we do. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: As soon as like any beautiful girls involved, we're like,

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Speaker 1: The classic thing of things guys say to their friends

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Speaker 1: she's so pretty, it's scary, Like I've said that so

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Speaker 1: I said that before. I've never said that before. Try've

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Speaker 2: Yeah, just her, Yes, you were a good man. Things

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Speaker 1: Fuckx bro ah, she actually makes me laugh. She was

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Speaker 2: but like if she goes oh he was actually so funny. Well,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's like the only thing we want. Yeah, the

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Speaker 1: I don't care. Things go say to their friends when

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I say, tell me, hay too much?

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Speaker 1: Should if you do a pick up line?

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Speaker 3: Anything will work?

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Speaker 1: What should I do? Yeah? Youh good?

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Speaker 2: Look at man, you'll like you back. Things guys say

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Speaker 1: I don't think of it. Have you said that? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: see that's fair you would say that, you would say that.

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Speaker 1: I don't think I ever said that. Ah oh, this

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Speaker 2: All that is so always Okay, this one is my

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Speaker 3: Fat no legit.

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Speaker 1: Guys don't say a thing, and then they post an

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Speaker 1: what when did this happen? Are you daddy like a week?

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Speaker 2: No, that's so true, that's crazy.

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Speaker 1: That is so relatable. Wow, alright up next.

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Speaker 2: Some of you may have listened to the Shits and

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Speaker 2: asked how well they knew women yep, and what she

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Speaker 2: test Jake and I'll get involved too with what guys

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Speaker 1: Baddies.

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Speaker 2: You note these are the best answers, So if you

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Speaker 1: So is this them asking and I and I need

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Speaker 2: Yeah, let's see how well you know men? Okay, So

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Speaker 2: what he said, you're not like other girls.

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Speaker 1: What he meant, okay? What did he mean? It is

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Speaker 1: quite Oh shit? What did he mean? There's no answers

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Speaker 1: on here, is there? No? No, no, no, this is okay.

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Speaker 1: So he said, you're not like other girls. We're helping

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Speaker 1: the baddies out. Okay. He means he means, this is

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Speaker 1: the third date I've been on this week. You're probably right.

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Speaker 2: I was, Oh, maybe I was being too positive. I

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Speaker 1: Saying, if he's a trustworthy guy, I was going to say, like,

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Speaker 1: you actually aren't like other girls. It means like you're bad,

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Speaker 1: like is it good? Bad? Like bad? True?

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Speaker 2: It means you're fucking like a bad like percentage wise,

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Speaker 2: I think most of the time Jake would be right

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Speaker 1: The time, but otherwise you're fucking bad. Yeah. So we

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Speaker 2: Well these are open to interpretation, Yeah, yeah, yeah, what

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Speaker 2: you thinking about? And he says nothing, Oh, okay, what

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Speaker 2: he meant fucking you and he doesn't know how to

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Speaker 2: say true our life together, I'm thinking about baby, what

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Speaker 2: I'm thinking about the white picket fa on the beach

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Speaker 2: dogs maybe Golden retriever too.

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Speaker 1: My god, what's your kids name? Parker? What if you

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Speaker 1: have a girl? I kind of like Noah the girl. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's kind of cute in no way. No h. On

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Speaker 1: I don't want to say it. Someone will steal it.

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Speaker 1: I've been like that. Phrages and I just get my

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Speaker 2: All right, what he said, you're perfect, but there's something better.

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Speaker 1: What he meant, I'm just trying to get out of

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Speaker 2: I think he hates confrontation and he's just being a

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Speaker 1: Take him to the trash, take him to the curb.

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Speaker 1: Let's take him back to that courtroom. Yeah, fucking oh?

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Speaker 1: All right? What he said?

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Speaker 2: This is coming off Tinder or like dating profiles, all right,

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Speaker 1: Oh, I just want to fuck dude. Just it's so dumb.

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Speaker 2: I'm trying to fuck but also wanted to look kind

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Speaker 2: of good. It's so contradictory, I know, just choose one.

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Speaker 2: I think he's saying it to like try and look like, oh,

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Speaker 2: I'm so wholesome, but I just want to fue.

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Speaker 1: He just wants to.

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Speaker 2: Okay, last one maybe the hardest. What he says, I'm

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Speaker 2: just going with the FLA. What does that mean, Jake?

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Speaker 1: It means I don't give a ship and I just

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Speaker 2: So how about fuck off? Revolve around my life. I

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Speaker 1: I'm selfish, is what mas? What happened?

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Speaker 3: Fine, I'm selfish.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you're gonna be celibate, mate, if you have that attitude,

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Speaker 2: is that right?

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Speaker 1: Let's go. That was stimulated. We love you to stay

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