WEBVTT - Naked Horse Riding? | What Blokes Do On Camping Trips ⛺️

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<v Speaker 1>We got get every day Adelaides friends, Welcome to the podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>As we've always said, it's our slogan here at Jodi

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<v Speaker 1>and Hazy. What happens on camp stays on camp.

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<v Speaker 2>You're dirty, bet.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, what happens when fully grown adult males go you

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<v Speaker 3>know what, We're going to go away for a week.

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<v Speaker 3>We're going to sleep in camp beds and we're going

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<v Speaker 3>to bod Oh that's called a footy trip.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Sometimes you just need to have a few beers,

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<v Speaker 1>find some horses, get naked and ride them and get

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<v Speaker 1>busted by the cops. That's true story.

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<v Speaker 3>It has to be done. It is the off season

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<v Speaker 3>in footy and you know what that means. Andrew Hayes

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<v Speaker 3>footy camps. Footy camps. So the Crows have headed to Robe,

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<v Speaker 3>which is nice. I like that they go out to

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<v Speaker 3>the rural areas. But I just wonder. Don't you get

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<v Speaker 3>over camps when you're thirteen?

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<v Speaker 1>No, you don't. What you don't ever get over camps?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh it's good bonding.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I think I did when I went to a

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<v Speaker 3>school camp in a freezing cold tent on Bruney Island

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<v Speaker 3>in Hobart, Tasmania and in the middle of the night,

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<v Speaker 3>I weed my bed a little, and so I had

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<v Speaker 3>to go and find the toilets, which was in a

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<v Speaker 3>Rundown homestead that they'd spent the day telling us was

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<v Speaker 3>aggressively haunted. So here's a little jod'es with a little

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<v Speaker 3>bit of weee on her inside leg with her torch

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<v Speaker 3>to find the toilet and I was terrified.

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<v Speaker 1>Classic tazzy kidding just in the pants just one day.

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<v Speaker 3>These footy camps an excuse for grown men to get

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<v Speaker 3>away from their families and play tuger war on the

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<v Speaker 3>beach without a shirt on. Is that what they're about?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Well maybe for the elite level, because you want

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<v Speaker 1>to play tager war on the beach, because if the

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<v Speaker 1>photos being taken, I'm sure those guys will be happy

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<v Speaker 1>to see some of these photos, maybe jump up on

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<v Speaker 1>the news because they're on such good Nick. Yeah, but

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<v Speaker 1>maybe for the lower levels there's more shirts on tager ward.

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<v Speaker 1>We thought. Yes.

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<v Speaker 3>I was speaking to one of the Crows players who

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<v Speaker 3>came back in good ripping Nick, and I was like, cheer,

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<v Speaker 3>you're getting some love on social media. It's like, I

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<v Speaker 3>just pay the guy off. I just go It's all

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<v Speaker 3>about angles. And lighting.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and everyone wants to claim to be the fittest.

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<v Speaker 1>Well oh yeah, so if you do get yourself in

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<v Speaker 1>good neck, then no doubt it's the cameras is going

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<v Speaker 1>to be shining on you more than the others.

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<v Speaker 3>Did you have many footy camps when you won two

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<v Speaker 3>premierships with Central?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, give it take it doesn't really matter. Yeah, but

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<v Speaker 1>about three or four Yeah, and they were when to go,

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<v Speaker 1>so we went to We might have gone to Victor

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<v Speaker 1>Harbor twice. What's that funny?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a fitness Camp's a beautiful place. No, why not

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<v Speaker 1>prove your body and also your relationships with your team mates?

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<v Speaker 3>I love vict Harbor, don't get me wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>Into the Crown one night, Yeah yeah, swung by it

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<v Speaker 1>swung by it popped in for a water or two. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>But do you want me to set you up exactly

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<v Speaker 1>what happens on footy camp or what happened some of

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<v Speaker 1>the dogs camps back in the day.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Please, it's going to be very it's going to underwhelm you.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So I remember on a Saturday night and there was

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<v Speaker 1>not much that you could do because you can't go

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<v Speaker 1>too crazy because you're there for only a couple of days.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's not like you can have a big night

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<v Speaker 1>and then do nothing on a Sunday. You've got to

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<v Speaker 1>get nice and early and do fitness.

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<v Speaker 3>Guys, do you want to go on the cockle train?

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<v Speaker 1>You couldn't get tickets for the cockle train. Couldn't all

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<v Speaker 1>fit on that. We did do a big sort of

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<v Speaker 1>fitness session around the bluff one time, and then we

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<v Speaker 1>went to and stayed at the Victor Harbor Footy Club,

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<v Speaker 1>literally in our swags. Yeah, and just picture this. There's

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<v Speaker 1>forty boats on a Saturday night. There must have been

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<v Speaker 1>some sort of sport on probably the austrain and Open

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<v Speaker 1>and I reckon we were drinking beers and arm wrestling.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, that's what opposed.

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<v Speaker 3>To that's it's so childish.

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<v Speaker 1>Forty men arm wrestling tournament. Wow, that is underwhelming.

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<v Speaker 3>Did anyone piss their bets?

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<v Speaker 1>Not that night anyway, That was more of a post

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<v Speaker 1>grand final celebration thing.

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<v Speaker 3>Twenty four ten. What happened on your school camp? We'd

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<v Speaker 3>love to hear this morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Any sort of camp as well. Oh yeah, some tails

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<v Speaker 1>back in the day, even kids that were forced on camp. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that sort of stuff stays with you for life.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh it's scarry.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't you remember, as it said before you pissed your pants,

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<v Speaker 1>you regularly do it. Oh no, wait, that's the four

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<v Speaker 1>kids thing and that.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's go to Adam. I have a feeling as he's

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<v Speaker 3>going to prove my point here, Adam, what happened on

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<v Speaker 3>the camp?

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<v Speaker 5>Are you going, guys?

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<v Speaker 3>Good? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>So this is many years ago. Used to play for

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<v Speaker 5>a footy team and we went on the end of

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<v Speaker 5>the year footy camp up to Normanville for the weekend. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>a bit of a fitness thing for the first day.

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<v Speaker 5>Then on the last night there we went had dinner

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<v Speaker 5>at the Angle at the pub and when our coach

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<v Speaker 5>was then next AFL player, and he decided to leave

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<v Speaker 5>a it bit early because he said we've got an

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<v Speaker 5>early morning the next day for some fitness. We said, there,

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<v Speaker 5>we'll walk back on our own. So we walked back

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<v Speaker 5>from the Ankle the pub and a big grief us

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<v Speaker 5>decided to get naked and walk down the street naked.

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<v Speaker 5>But we come across a field with all these horses

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<v Speaker 5>in it, and a few of the boys jumped the

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<v Speaker 5>fence and a quarter a couple of them ended up

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<v Speaker 5>jumping on the back of them, riding him bad and

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<v Speaker 5>ended up getting done by a coffers. So sad to say,

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<v Speaker 5>our coach the next day was not impressed, and he

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<v Speaker 5>put us through a pretty hardcore fitness for the whole day.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, I mean, how very dare I suggest that football

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<v Speaker 3>camps are an excuse for grown man to behave like idiots?

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, I bet you were well and truly bonded though

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<v Speaker 1>where don't you added?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, you don't ever get closer to another man like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Chucking chucking, no clothes and a horse and camp perfect

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<v Speaker 1>for friendship. Okay, I'm just gonna come jealous. I've just

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<v Speaker 1>got a couple of questions. First of all, punishment, did

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<v Speaker 1>how much trouble you get from the cops?

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<v Speaker 5>No, they ended up seeing the funny side of it

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<v Speaker 5>from what I remember, and they did lay any charges.

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<v Speaker 5>But yeah, we had to put our clothes back on

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<v Speaker 5>and pretty much walk the rest of the way back

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<v Speaker 5>to Normanville.

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<v Speaker 1>And lastly, can you give us any sort of hint

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<v Speaker 1>as to who the ex AFL play coach was?

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<v Speaker 5>No, I can't do that. I'll let you know he

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<v Speaker 5>played a few games Bulldogs to.

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<v Speaker 1>The Western Bulldogs.

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<v Speaker 5>O replagued and didn't play a lot.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, interesting, you can ponder that off there, but I

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<v Speaker 3>will say this, nothing says team bonding like nude bareback horse.

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<v Speaker 6>Right.

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<v Speaker 1>Can we give you a little two undred dollar P

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<v Speaker 1>one entertainment gift boucher?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>Thanks guys.

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<v Speaker 1>That's awesome, absolute legend nowhere. I've always said, get rid

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<v Speaker 1>of the clothes, jump on a horse. That's where pure

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<v Speaker 1>friendships are made. He's where you're.

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<v Speaker 7>Waking up to.

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<v Speaker 4>Adelaide.

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<v Speaker 1>News Today posts.

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<v Speaker 3>Most excellent question from Homer Simpson. There what is in

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<v Speaker 3>the news today? Let's go to Abbey in the news room.

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<v Speaker 3>What you got?

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<v Speaker 8>Good morning. So South Australians will be able to celebrate

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<v Speaker 8>Australia Day over two days. They can choose when they

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<v Speaker 8>would like to because the Australia day Lights program is

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<v Speaker 8>kicking off today. So last year we sort of are

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<v Speaker 8>leading the country in this, I want to say, because

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<v Speaker 8>no other Australia Day Council is hosting the program over

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<v Speaker 8>or what they're doing over two days. So from today

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<v Speaker 8>from five o'clock at Elder Park there'll be art installations.

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<v Speaker 8>They'll be all different, you know, fireworks, food, trucks, all

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<v Speaker 8>that sort of stuff to go down and get involved.

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<v Speaker 8>There'll be fireworks at nine nine thirty a nice welcome

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<v Speaker 8>ceremony as well, So yeah, you can head down to

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<v Speaker 8>Elder Park from five. It's a kid friendly event. It's

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<v Speaker 8>free as well for families, which is great. So yeah,

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<v Speaker 8>you can head down today and have a look, or

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<v Speaker 8>you can go tomorrow as well if you want to

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<v Speaker 8>go on Australia Day.

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<v Speaker 3>Good options.

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<v Speaker 5>I like it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, cool.

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<v Speaker 3>News. We touched on this yesterday, but Ryan Gosling has

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<v Speaker 3>spoken out about his disappointment that Barbie director Greta Gerwick

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<v Speaker 3>and the star Margo Robbie were not nominated into major

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<v Speaker 3>OSCAR categories. So basically Ryan was nominated for his role

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<v Speaker 3>as Ken, and then everyone's come out and just gone, well,

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<v Speaker 3>this was the whole point of the film. Men getting

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<v Speaker 3>accolades and rewarded. Well, women get snubbed for their work.

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<v Speaker 3>That was equal. But it's pretty cool of Ryan. He's

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<v Speaker 3>come out and said there is no Ken without Barbie,

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<v Speaker 3>there is no Barbie movie without Greta girl wi can Mare,

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<v Speaker 3>Margo Robbie, the two people most responsible for this history

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<v Speaker 3>making globally celebrated film against all odds, with nothing but

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<v Speaker 3>a couple of soulless, scantily clad and thankfully crotchless dolls.

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<v Speaker 3>They made us laugh, They broke our hearts, they pushed

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<v Speaker 3>the culture, and they made history. Well, said Ryan Gosling.

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<v Speaker 1>Ryan Gosling, good stuff. I'll tell you what, how many

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<v Speaker 1>nominees are there?

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<v Speaker 3>What do you mean?

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<v Speaker 1>Because they're four nominees for this award, I'm not sure.

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<v Speaker 1>Guess what. There's about five or six?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, let's say that there's six. Yeah, there's now five.

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<v Speaker 1>Because Ryan ain't winning.

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<v Speaker 3>Roan has come out screwing against the academy.

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<v Speaker 1>Officially he made himself ineligible, I.

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<v Speaker 3>Mean, but good on him for making a stand though.

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<v Speaker 3>I really like that. Then that idiot Piers Morgan came out,

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<v Speaker 3>your stand goes. The patriarchy wins.

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<v Speaker 1>Jesus Christ got a lot to say, doesn't he.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and I think he gets away with some of

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<v Speaker 3>it because he's so articulate. But he's a.

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<v Speaker 1>Buffoon, very good at piercing people off, isn't he. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>So we were out post snooze news a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>of sports. The BBL was last night was the final.

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<v Speaker 1>It was between the Brisbane Hate and Sydney six is

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<v Speaker 1>congratulations to the Brisbane hate won by fifty four runs.

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<v Speaker 1>They were eight one hundred and sixty six. Sydney had

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<v Speaker 1>no chance one hundred and twelve all out. Spencer Johnson,

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<v Speaker 1>who's the South Australia, has just had the most magical

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<v Speaker 1>summer player of the match. He was four for twenty six.

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<v Speaker 1>Picked up that giant ipl contract as well, which is

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<v Speaker 1>worth about one point eight million dollars. I think on

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<v Speaker 1>top of that, if you google this boat, check out

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<v Speaker 1>his hair. I think it's much better than this. It

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<v Speaker 1>does not get much better. The thickness, the color, the

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<v Speaker 1>shape everything. I just sort of thought of their hair

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<v Speaker 1>gods and when they were sort of stuffing around like

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<v Speaker 1>this is the ideal prototype of a male set of hair.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what they're going for.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I've just gurgled.

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<v Speaker 8>Do you need a moment? Hazy?

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<v Speaker 1>I already had a few mins showing the girl Spencer

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<v Speaker 1>Johnson before turned out. I was the most interested.

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<v Speaker 3>Also, also nice eyes, beautiful lost in the look at

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<v Speaker 3>that is luscious on top, isn't it. That's a gorgeous

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<v Speaker 3>head of hair, isn't it. Jealous?

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<v Speaker 1>Of course I'm jealous. You might have six times more

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<v Speaker 1>hair than me.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, at least and growing by the minute.

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<v Speaker 1>And my hair ain't getting thicker.

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<v Speaker 3>That's for Sure's you're still a good looking man. Don't

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<v Speaker 3>worry about it.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll picture me in about a year's time when I'm

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<v Speaker 1>completely bored. Nice little doctor Phil going on me might

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<v Speaker 1>have to grow on the start.

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<v Speaker 3>Would you shave it off rather than just thin out

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<v Speaker 3>to the point where there's barely and you live.

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<v Speaker 1>I've had that discussion. I've already had that discussion with

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<v Speaker 1>my wife. Yeah, and a few people as well. A

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<v Speaker 1>Channel seven is it time getting the clippers out? So

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<v Speaker 1>I've decided to hold off just for the second, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>but we'll check back in tomorrow. So here we go.

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<v Speaker 3>I think you're because you've got I'm going to stop

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<v Speaker 3>talking now because.

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<v Speaker 1>I've got a big forehead? Is all right? Before it

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<v Speaker 1>goes for days? Is that what you're saying?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not talking.

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<v Speaker 1>Look like that clown from Stephen King's ID.

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<v Speaker 8>Anyways, Yeah, anyways, old four head don't have big four

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<v Speaker 8>heads too, don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, that's why he caught me horse. Oh no, that

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<v Speaker 1>sucks six fefting. That's your post snooze news. The six

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<v Speaker 1>fifteen Venue Machine Quiz. The first question is coming up.

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<v Speaker 1>Get ready to play some outstanding prizes in the.

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<v Speaker 3>Sixty You really, really, really just a handsome man. I

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<v Speaker 3>can't stress that enough.

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<v Speaker 1>It's too late, big big cheerio and welcome to all

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<v Speaker 1>the teachers listening this morning. Oh my goodness, say do

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<v Speaker 1>a good job. Yeah. Sometimes it's it's probably not.

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<v Speaker 3>Rewarded enough when you spend an inordinate amount of time

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<v Speaker 3>with your children. God, you appreciate teachers today because you're like,

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<v Speaker 3>I've got four of them, they've got twenty eight in

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<v Speaker 3>a classroom.

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<v Speaker 1>Good lord, you have to say, right now, they're sitting

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<v Speaker 1>there just canned down the day. It's just rocking back

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<v Speaker 1>and forth on Monday. Oh my god, what about this?

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<v Speaker 1>A teacher in the US has sparked an online debate

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<v Speaker 1>by sharing a list of thirty two band words in

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<v Speaker 1>her classroom. She said, her name's Miss t. If you

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<v Speaker 1>get caught using these words, you'll write a short essay

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<v Speaker 1>explaining why you chose to use these words in an

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<v Speaker 1>academic setting to express yourselves, basically saying, be better. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>do you want to hear some of the words?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, But for words you don't want to hear from

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<v Speaker 3>a teacher, Go write an essay.

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<v Speaker 1>Go write an essays forward, hang on is an essay?

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<v Speaker 1>Two words even I know that I fast eight. Here's

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<v Speaker 1>some of the words. There's thirty two. Not going to

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<v Speaker 1>go through all them. Number one is brah, excuse me, brah.

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<v Speaker 1>That makes sense. Number three, which I'm still getting my

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<v Speaker 1>head around, is oh we Skie Skie. I'm reliably told

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<v Speaker 1>is a song by Sexy Red.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh there we go.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Number six is that's cap That's very American, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 1>Number nine, Oh my god, miss t Oh, my god,

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<v Speaker 1>Miss t Oh for god. Number eleven on my mama.

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<v Speaker 1>Number twenty was Ganggang twenty seven. I'm just trying to

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<v Speaker 1>imagine kids saying it's in a classroom as well. Number

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<v Speaker 1>twenty seven was Big Dog, So you can imagine there's

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<v Speaker 1>some when Miss t and probably hyper intelligent as well,

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<v Speaker 1>just trying to educate the future. And all of a

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<v Speaker 1>sudden she hears a driver around the bend.

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<v Speaker 3>We've got an expression in our home that I can't

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<v Speaker 3>quite get my head around. I'm reliably informed it's from Tiktop.

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<v Speaker 3>But there's a lot of this because I obviously live

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<v Speaker 3>with you know a lot of girls, this one slay

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<v Speaker 3>girly pop.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my gosh, what don't they don't make me dislike

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<v Speaker 1>your kids, because right there, I love them.

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<v Speaker 3>That'll say to me all the time slay gurly pop. My,

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<v Speaker 3>what what does that mean? I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Slay girly pop.

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<v Speaker 3>We sleigh means sort of go off and girly pop.

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<v Speaker 3>I think is someone who is pretty cool, like pretty chilled, right,

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<v Speaker 3>has a nice attitude.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, yeah, the girls and ages? What are we talking

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<v Speaker 1>to your girls? Once again?

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<v Speaker 3>Is the oldest ones? Oh? Not even the four year olds?

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<v Speaker 3>Says it? So for ten and twelve slave gurly bop?

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<v Speaker 1>Right? Okay, so sligh girly pop band in your house?

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<v Speaker 1>Keep it to a minimum.

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<v Speaker 3>I wish, But it's only because I half think that

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<v Speaker 3>they're calling me cool that I allow it.

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<v Speaker 1>Where she is, Mum's dancing and she has no idea

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<v Speaker 1>what's going on? Look at the big dog in our house.

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<v Speaker 1>We've banned all references to KFC. The marketing has absolutely

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<v Speaker 1>gripped our kids. Right, This is a lot of you

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<v Speaker 1>very casually on the couch.

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<v Speaker 7>It downes, SA say, I don't care.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that's cool. They genuinely think that's cool. It

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<v Speaker 1>is cool, cues around and say that.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh that's so sweet. Play that again.

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<v Speaker 7>Please the Downes say I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>Care that I love sewing in a shut up and

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<v Speaker 1>take my mind.

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<v Speaker 5>I love it.

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<v Speaker 3>How she's like I love it, she doesn't love it,

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<v Speaker 3>she loves it.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the only KFC references accepted in our house.

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<v Speaker 1>How do you think KFC? Perfectly reasonable? Question from old

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<v Speaker 1>school back in the day. If you've got some four

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<v Speaker 1>double nine one nine, nine on nine, what are the

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<v Speaker 1>words that are banned in your house? Because sometimes kids

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<v Speaker 1>and if you give them, I know sometimes when Henry

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<v Speaker 1>says something and I'll slightly giggle and he's like, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>on here, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, And you're going to

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<v Speaker 1>hear this for the next two to three months.

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<v Speaker 3>There's a lot of this in our house. You can

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<v Speaker 3>say that in here, but don't say it outside the house.

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<v Speaker 1>Trust that they're going to stick to those texas through

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<v Speaker 1>four double nine, one, nine and nine on nine. Code

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<v Speaker 1>word is ski. The best way is that your Friday,

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<v Speaker 1>in our opinion, is that we choose a song each

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<v Speaker 1>can we put it to the good folks, not just

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<v Speaker 1>that laid South Australia, but the entire world. Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 1>we say for those guys, I don't know, maybe you're

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<v Speaker 1>over in Peru and you're streaming us and you want

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<v Speaker 1>to start your Friday right. I'm not sure what days

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<v Speaker 1>over there at the time. Don't the times match out?

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<v Speaker 1>I probably don't. At Jody and Hazy on Instagram, we

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<v Speaker 1>do a little bit of a pole.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and if you want to hear a particular song,

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<v Speaker 3>then you just need to jump on cast your vote,

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<v Speaker 3>and here we are.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you want to go first?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes? Okay. Do you want to kick it off there?

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<v Speaker 3>Yep?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. Well it's a summer thing, yes, so a theme

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<v Speaker 1>this year. And I don't know why, but this song

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<v Speaker 1>in particular just makes me absolutely feel like it's hot

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<v Speaker 1>right back, because you think California and straight away you

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<v Speaker 1>think sun sunshine cruising down the beach. For some reason,

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<v Speaker 1>even though I've never.

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<v Speaker 3>Been to California, you've never been means to Los.

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<v Speaker 1>Angeles, which is in California but not the true heart

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<v Speaker 1>of California. But also, more importantly, it reminds me of

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<v Speaker 1>the OC Oh yes, which is real sort of summary vibes.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's a good show.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh great show. Remember Ryan, Yep, just a bad boy,

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<v Speaker 1>troubled youth with a chip on his shoulder, but a

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<v Speaker 1>haarder goal.

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<v Speaker 3>It's so true, and that was me back in the

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<v Speaker 3>day with a real crush on Misch.

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<v Speaker 1>Butarton, who would have thought, boy on the wrong side

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<v Speaker 1>of the tracks meets the wealthy girl who's potentially on

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<v Speaker 1>the right side of the tracks, and they come together

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<v Speaker 1>and then she but still.

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<v Speaker 3>Really nice for those people who wanted to go back

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<v Speaker 3>and watch the oc see what we were talking about.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, So mine's Phantom Planets California.

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<v Speaker 3>You've just about played the whole song, then, which is

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<v Speaker 3>your win?

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<v Speaker 4>All right?

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<v Speaker 1>What have you got?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, well that's a little slow paced for mine. Oh okay,

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<v Speaker 3>I thought I'd pick it up a little bit with

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<v Speaker 3>some Nelly, very appropriate the summer. Do you know, for

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<v Speaker 3>all the years I've heard this song, I didn't realize

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<v Speaker 3>that he was singing start peast in peace in weastin

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<v Speaker 3>I got a friend with a pole in the basement.

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<v Speaker 3>Did you know that was the lyrics?

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<v Speaker 1>What do you think it was? I don't know, a

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<v Speaker 1>friend with the pole in the basement? What what do

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<v Speaker 1>you mean? Yeah, like an next pole Vaulter. No, it

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<v Speaker 1>was like, what do you mean?

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<v Speaker 8>I mean?

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<v Speaker 3>And then he's like, I'm just kidding unless you want

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<v Speaker 3>to do it.

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<v Speaker 8>Maybe Kelvin from Risque Entertainment, you can come and take

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<v Speaker 8>his clothes off tomorrow if you win. Jody, let's not

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<v Speaker 8>suggest that because the idiots around here will take you

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<v Speaker 8>up on it.

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<v Speaker 3>You're just saying, what do you.

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<v Speaker 1>Read the idiots?

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<v Speaker 5>All right?

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<v Speaker 1>Hot in here versus California. Cast your vote at Jody

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<v Speaker 1>and Hazy. We're going to reveal the winning song tomorrow

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<v Speaker 1>morning at eight o'clock. We're from generous, You from generous

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<v Speaker 1>right now?

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<v Speaker 4>Sure?

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<v Speaker 1>I am all right? Thirteen twenty four ten. Who'd like

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<v Speaker 1>to go along to the Big Beddy? We've got family

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<v Speaker 1>passes to give away via have it on Hazy, So

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<v Speaker 1>if you like to go, Hey, maybe just looking for

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<v Speaker 1>something to do at the end of the school holidays.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, everyone's getting a little desperate now, aren't we.

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<v Speaker 1>Thirteen twenty fourteen, My really pictures. It is so time

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<v Speaker 1>for ah let's go girl.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. The so for the uninitiated, this is where us

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<v Speaker 3>girls talk about things that we normally talk about office

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<v Speaker 3>and we thought, do you know what let's just talk

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<v Speaker 3>about it on it on air.

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<v Speaker 1>I get to listen.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, like the dirty little PERV that you are, I'm

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<v Speaker 3>invited to. So we got news reader Abbi. You're in

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<v Speaker 3>your thirties, happily single this week it's very fluid direct.

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<v Speaker 3>We've got to producers. Are we here early twenties in

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<v Speaker 3>a beautiful relationship with the gorgeous Alex Good.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, we're You're all in the relationship with Alex.

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<v Speaker 3>We're all in it together, one in, all in. That's

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<v Speaker 3>how Alex philosophy.

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<v Speaker 6>We're a team.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, let's talk weddings, because you have sported something that

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<v Speaker 3>has blown your little mind.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 8>So I was scrolling Facebook and a post pops up

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<v Speaker 8>from a woman essentially saying that she isn't happy her

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<v Speaker 8>sister's getting married. She's going to have to she's for

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<v Speaker 8>the Hen's Day. She's gonna have to take the day

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<v Speaker 8>off work, and it's going to cost her three hundred

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<v Speaker 8>dollars plus transport for the day. WHOA, So she's going

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<v Speaker 8>you know, I don't think it's fair that I've got

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<v Speaker 8>to fork out three hundred dollars plus transport. I've got

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<v Speaker 8>to take the day off of work. Which means I'm

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<v Speaker 8>losing money. Blah blah blah.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I've got two sisters.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, one hens I could go to the other one

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<v Speaker 8>I was living into state, so I couldn't. But being

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<v Speaker 8>my sister's these sisters, yeah not hopefully they're only going

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<v Speaker 8>to get married once. But it's your sister, so you

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<v Speaker 8>would think, you know, it's sister, I'm gonna I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 8>do because you would expect the same from your sister, surely.

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<v Speaker 8>But anyway, we got talking in the office and I

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<v Speaker 8>sort of wanted to know everyone's opinions on this as

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<v Speaker 8>to do you think three hundred dollars is too much?

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<v Speaker 8>Would you spend that on your sister or your best

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<v Speaker 8>friend or whatever for their hens?

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<v Speaker 3>It can really blow out, can't it it can? I

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<v Speaker 3>heard the story of a girl who had her hens

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<v Speaker 3>day and she made her bridesmaids, of which there were

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<v Speaker 3>three or four all chip in for her cheese platter.

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<v Speaker 3>So in the end the cheese platter cost one thousand dollars.

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<v Speaker 3>Tables up with a thousand dollars, so at least, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>two three hundred dollars each, even if you.

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<v Speaker 8>Had a group of ten of you, how are you

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<v Speaker 8>going to get through a thousand dollars worth.

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<v Speaker 3>With cheese a lot and producer and who's latise intolerant.

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<v Speaker 5>No.

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<v Speaker 1>Cheese for you? You still feel there?

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<v Speaker 4>What do you think?

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<v Speaker 8>Have you had friends wedding?

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<v Speaker 1>No, I'm naive.

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<v Speaker 6>My friends are all getting engaged at the moment. I've

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<v Speaker 6>never been to a saving exactly, I've never actually been

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<v Speaker 6>to a friend's wedding. I've only been to family weddings

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<v Speaker 6>as a kid. And maybe I'm naive to it, but

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<v Speaker 6>to me, no, it's unreasonable to ask for absurd amounts

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<v Speaker 6>of money for hens parties and things like that. Again,

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<v Speaker 6>if it was your sister or family, I would begrudgingly

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<v Speaker 6>do it. But if one of my friends said it's

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<v Speaker 6>one hundred and fifty bucks for this or whatever, I'm I'm.

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<v Speaker 3>Not sure about that discoat I think it's a hard

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<v Speaker 3>one too, Like when you're a bridesmaid, because that's your dress.

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<v Speaker 3>If the bride doesn't pay for it, that's your shoes,

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<v Speaker 3>that's your hair and makeup, that's cost of accommodation and travel.

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<v Speaker 6>If you're coming, you're still going to stay present as well.

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<v Speaker 6>If you're part of it, do you still give them

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<v Speaker 6>a present, surely not.

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<v Speaker 8>If I've been a bridesmaid, I can. I think there's

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<v Speaker 8>a difference as well. As you get older, you realize, oh,

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<v Speaker 8>I've got this coming up, I need to start saving.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 8>So for me, each pay I put a little bit

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<v Speaker 8>of money away into another account and I don't touch it.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's my sort of.

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<v Speaker 8>Like wedding account, wedding account, how whatever, like my splash account, right,

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<v Speaker 8>so I know that. You know, when I was living away,

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<v Speaker 8>Oh I need to get flights home for Christmas. Yep,

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<v Speaker 8>there's money in there. I don't have to go to

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<v Speaker 8>my savings. So I actually get a bit better at budgeting.

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<v Speaker 8>I think when you're younger and in your twenties, it's like,

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<v Speaker 8>oh my god, my sister's getting married next week and

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<v Speaker 8>we've got the hens and I've.

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<v Speaker 5>Got a splage.

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<v Speaker 3>That's when most people get married in there to well,

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<v Speaker 3>some speak to some.

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<v Speaker 1>It adds up to all the little things add up

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<v Speaker 1>your wedding. For example, we had waiters riding around on

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<v Speaker 1>Siberian targets wedding.

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<v Speaker 3>And that really and you made your grooms and pay

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<v Speaker 3>for that.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>We also had Dale Breathwaite singing horses on a Siberian horse,

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<v Speaker 1>and that all just sort of adds up, doesn't It

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<v Speaker 1>got us to pay for that?

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<v Speaker 3>Good morning, Kirsty, Good morning guys.

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<v Speaker 7>First off, I get excited to be asked in somebody's wedding.

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<v Speaker 7>I must admit I've been in about, I don't know,

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<v Speaker 7>six or seven weddings in my time, and the average

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<v Speaker 7>is about three to five hundred dollars exactly.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 7>So that includes you obviously pay for your shoes and

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<v Speaker 7>your dress, and then you end up keeping them. I'm

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<v Speaker 7>not sure what you do with them after I haven't

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<v Speaker 7>worn on my dresses again. But they pay for the

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<v Speaker 7>hair and makeup and all the rest of it. But

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<v Speaker 7>then the hens is probably the most expensive. I think

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<v Speaker 7>that's normally around two hundred or so, because you know,

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<v Speaker 7>you end up paying for booze and travel and you know,

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<v Speaker 7>and you normally shout them some drinks and do things

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<v Speaker 7>for them, and you do all the silly things.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not unreasonable to think that people could spend upwards of,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, like a thousand dollars to be in someone's wedding.

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<v Speaker 7>Look, I've heard of people spending more than a thousand dollars,

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<v Speaker 7>but I would actually feel rude. If I've been a

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<v Speaker 7>bride and I would feel rude asking people to spend

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<v Speaker 7>that much, I'd actually feel bad because people just don't

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<v Speaker 7>have that money.

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<v Speaker 1>How much money you think you'd say if you just

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<v Speaker 1>didn't if you just went through a hands party and

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<v Speaker 1>you didn't buy the doodle straws.

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<v Speaker 7>Wow, they set your back a fair whack. Pin the

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<v Speaker 7>doodle on the man to spend a bit as well

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<v Speaker 7>as that's a few though, So that's okay, reusable.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but I mean your question a commitment if you

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<v Speaker 3>don't invest.

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<v Speaker 1>In those straws. That's true, that's true a part.

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<v Speaker 3>Thanks so much, Kirsty, you of course going into the

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<v Speaker 3>drawer for Taylor in Tokyo. Hey, Abby Hill are Oh

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<v Speaker 3>you're getting married this year? Congratulations? Versely, I thank you, Okay, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't it's too much different to any other girl's day.

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<v Speaker 2>If you're going to go to a winery, it's going

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<v Speaker 2>to cost up with the two hundred dollars anyway to

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<v Speaker 2>have lunch in a couple of bottles of iron.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and so how much do you think that your

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<v Speaker 3>bridal party is spending for your wedding?

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<v Speaker 2>I have no idea. I'm out of the loops for

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<v Speaker 2>that one. I have told a single thing yet, Right,

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<v Speaker 2>They've planned all of it, but I hope they're not

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<v Speaker 2>spending too much.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but in terms of like the actual day, are

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<v Speaker 3>you buying their dresses and shoes and hair and makeup

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<v Speaker 3>or are they paying for it?

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<v Speaker 2>So they've bought their dresses, but we've basically said that

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<v Speaker 2>they can wear whatever they like, whether they're comfortable or what.

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<v Speaker 2>We're just giving them a color. I wouldn't care if

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<v Speaker 2>they rocked up in a tenderl.

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<v Speaker 7>Of scenes dress.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, And we have gifts all of them on the

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<v Speaker 2>day as well. It's like, and we're paying for hair

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<v Speaker 2>and makeup. Yeah, the jewelry. You know, they've all got

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<v Speaker 2>nice armies and stuff to get.

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<v Speaker 1>Ready in nice jo.

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<v Speaker 3>It's so cute when you imagine Jarvis the night before

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<v Speaker 3>the wedding.

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<v Speaker 2>Important, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 3>It's crucial. It's pritty cool.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, all right, Well that all.

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<v Speaker 3>Sounds reasonable, Rachel morning, Good morning. How much did you

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<v Speaker 3>spend as a bridesmaid? Rage?

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<v Speaker 1>It was just over two and a half thousand what

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<v Speaker 1>that's outrageous?

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<v Speaker 3>On what?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, and that's not including what I spent going to

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<v Speaker 4>the wedding as well.

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<v Speaker 3>You're kidding me. So what was so costly?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I live in the state. Yeah, so I did

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<v Speaker 4>have to travel. Yeah, but even just driving, not flying,

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<v Speaker 4>it was a huge event. And then the accommodation ended

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<v Speaker 4>up being a weekend yep with the winery. And then

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<v Speaker 4>because I custom made a lot of the decorations and

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<v Speaker 4>what have you, that cost a bit too.

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<v Speaker 3>If you had your time again, would you have said, no, no, no, it's.

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<v Speaker 4>My best friend and I don't get to see her

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<v Speaker 4>very often.

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<v Speaker 8>So to me, it was money that that's true.

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<v Speaker 1>That's nice. Yeah, that's beautiful.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and it's okay when it's your best friend. But

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<v Speaker 3>if someone who you know is just in your outer circle, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>there's a lot of catch. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a couple of people that I invited my wedding

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<v Speaker 1>and didn't bring gifts.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, sorry about that.

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<v Speaker 1>Class I gave you move and people think you think

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<v Speaker 1>that you're going to get away with it, You're not.

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<v Speaker 1>Everyone knows exactly what's going on. Every single couples like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>here's what this person brought, here's what this person didn't bring.

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<v Speaker 1>And even if it's like, oh, maybe you're grooms and

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<v Speaker 1>did this, this, and this, and so.

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<v Speaker 3>I traveled into state to a wedding in Melbourne, and

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<v Speaker 3>I completely and utterly forgot about the gift. And to

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<v Speaker 3>this day I think every time, oh I must, I must,

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<v Speaker 3>I must give them a wedding gift. Yes, three and

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<v Speaker 3>a half years ago.

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<v Speaker 1>There's two things from that you're not going to, by

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<v Speaker 1>the way, And secondly you think they don't remember. They absolutely.

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<v Speaker 1>We're going back into on this daisy day, ladies and jans,

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<v Speaker 1>we're getting closer to that magical end of the week

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<v Speaker 1>and that is Friday. But on this day, let's take

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<v Speaker 1>a little trip. But what's to come on with? I

0:28:08.640 --> 0:28:11.360
<v Speaker 1>do all right, bring your own food, bring your own snacks,

0:28:11.600 --> 0:28:14.560
<v Speaker 1>which is the same thing. Let's go away, let's have

0:28:14.640 --> 0:28:16.879
<v Speaker 1>a bit fun. Let's get back to nineteen eighty one.

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<v Speaker 1>Alisha Keys, the beautiful Lisia Keys, was born in Manhattan,

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<v Speaker 1>New York. She is forty three years today. Remember she

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<v Speaker 1>started a big movement of no makeup. Oh yeah, she's

0:28:25.280 --> 0:28:25.840
<v Speaker 1>still doing that.

0:28:25.920 --> 0:28:27.639
<v Speaker 3>Well. I mean she's flawless, isn't she.

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<v Speaker 1>So what about someone like they be like, do you

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<v Speaker 1>know what, I'm taking a stand. I'm not wearing makeup

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<v Speaker 1>and you're like, you.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't know you made don't mean reminds you're so stunning.

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<v Speaker 1>Nineteen seventy, John Lennon and Yoko Ono shaved their heads

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<v Speaker 1>and to clear it to be Year one for Peace.

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<v Speaker 5>We were just crossing it in private in the farmhouse,

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<v Speaker 5>and I asked the chick that caught it to be quiet,

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<v Speaker 5>and she lasted three days before she drogged the news.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not one to comment on other people's partners, but yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>come on, she a bit. That's crazy, That's what it

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<v Speaker 1>seemed like. It's one of all the other beatles was

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<v Speaker 1>thinking about it.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, I think it's It's been well documented how they

0:29:04.480 --> 0:29:08.000
<v Speaker 3>all felt about Yoko. Hey a, Yoko and I are

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<v Speaker 3>going to come over for drinks on Friday night.

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<v Speaker 1>No you're not.

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<v Speaker 3>You can come, John, She's not welcome.

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<v Speaker 1>I know this is ahead of the times, but I

0:29:15.120 --> 0:29:19.080
<v Speaker 1>think I've got COVID two thousand and four to three,

0:29:19.160 --> 0:29:21.400
<v Speaker 1>Williams defeated our sistant Venus in the Yours he Open

0:29:21.440 --> 0:29:24.240
<v Speaker 1>to win their fourth straight title, and we're just sitting

0:29:24.280 --> 0:29:27.160
<v Speaker 1>there going, yeah, it's a battle for third at this stage.

0:29:27.240 --> 0:29:30.040
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and you just wonder how many underlying issues went

0:29:30.080 --> 0:29:33.160
<v Speaker 3>into that match as well. I was like, Oh, that's

0:29:33.200 --> 0:29:35.960
<v Speaker 3>for taking my hair straight up, poor, that's for bean

0:29:36.080 --> 0:29:37.040
<v Speaker 3>Dad's favorite.

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<v Speaker 1>That's for convincing us not to wear beads in our

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<v Speaker 1>hair like we did at the start. The beads, We're like, whoa,

0:29:45.840 --> 0:29:49.479
<v Speaker 1>these girls have a bit of a fashion crack. That's

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<v Speaker 1>a lot, is it?

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<v Speaker 3>At the beads?

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<v Speaker 1>We would have thought that it didn't catch on Number

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<v Speaker 1>one someone jan twenty five in twenty eighteen, I don't

0:29:55.960 --> 0:29:58.840
<v Speaker 1>know she's been around for this long. Dua Lipa new rules.

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<v Speaker 1>Well there you go looking back then and being like, yeah,

0:30:03.440 --> 0:30:05.680
<v Speaker 1>she's got something. This young lady by the name of Dua.

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<v Speaker 3>When you went on footy trips to Bali, did you

0:30:08.960 --> 0:30:10.920
<v Speaker 3>ever contemplate the beads or the braids?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my gosh, I just stopped up in Bintang merch

0:30:16.480 --> 0:30:18.520
<v Speaker 1>and we're all pink and hung over the whole time.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, did you work out and go, hey boys, I've

0:30:20.680 --> 0:30:23.240
<v Speaker 3>got the slayest idea.

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<v Speaker 1>We're going to get some beats.

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<v Speaker 6>Tarking my sleep and Megan myself crazy