Speaker 1: We got get every day Adelaides friends, Welcome to the podcast.
Speaker 1: As we've always said, it's our slogan here at Jodi
Speaker 1: and Hazy. What happens on camp stays on camp.
Speaker 2: You're dirty, bet.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what happens when fully grown adult males go you
Speaker 3: know what, We're going to go away for a week.
Speaker 3: We're going to sleep in camp beds and we're going
Speaker 3: to bod Oh that's called a footy trip.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Sometimes you just need to have a few beers,
Speaker 1: find some horses, get naked and ride them and get
Speaker 1: busted by the cops. That's true story.
Speaker 3: It has to be done. It is the off season
Speaker 3: in footy and you know what that means. Andrew Hayes
Speaker 3: footy camps. Footy camps. So the Crows have headed to Robe,
Speaker 3: which is nice. I like that they go out to
Speaker 3: the rural areas. But I just wonder. Don't you get
Speaker 3: over camps when you're thirteen?
Speaker 1: No, you don't. What you don't ever get over camps?
Speaker 1: Oh it's good bonding.
Speaker 3: No, I think I did when I went to a
Speaker 3: school camp in a freezing cold tent on Bruney Island
Speaker 3: in Hobart, Tasmania and in the middle of the night,
Speaker 3: I weed my bed a little, and so I had
Speaker 3: to go and find the toilets, which was in a
Speaker 3: Rundown homestead that they'd spent the day telling us was
Speaker 3: aggressively haunted. So here's a little jod'es with a little
Speaker 3: bit of weee on her inside leg with her torch
Speaker 3: to find the toilet and I was terrified.
Speaker 1: Classic tazzy kidding just in the pants just one day.
Speaker 3: These footy camps an excuse for grown men to get
Speaker 3: away from their families and play tuger war on the
Speaker 3: beach without a shirt on. Is that what they're about?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Well maybe for the elite level, because you want
Speaker 1: to play tager war on the beach, because if the
Speaker 1: photos being taken, I'm sure those guys will be happy
Speaker 1: to see some of these photos, maybe jump up on
Speaker 1: the news because they're on such good Nick. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: maybe for the lower levels there's more shirts on tager ward.
Speaker 1: We thought. Yes.
Speaker 3: I was speaking to one of the Crows players who
Speaker 3: came back in good ripping Nick, and I was like, cheer,
Speaker 3: you're getting some love on social media. It's like, I
Speaker 3: just pay the guy off. I just go It's all
Speaker 3: about angles. And lighting.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and everyone wants to claim to be the fittest.
Speaker 1: Well oh yeah, so if you do get yourself in
Speaker 1: good neck, then no doubt it's the cameras is going
Speaker 1: to be shining on you more than the others.
Speaker 3: Did you have many footy camps when you won two
Speaker 3: premierships with Central?
Speaker 1: Yeah, give it take it doesn't really matter. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: about three or four Yeah, and they were when to go,
Speaker 1: so we went to We might have gone to Victor
Speaker 1: Harbor twice. What's that funny?
Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: It's a fitness Camp's a beautiful place. No, why not
Speaker 1: prove your body and also your relationships with your team mates?
Speaker 3: I love vict Harbor, don't get me wrong.
Speaker 1: Into the Crown one night, Yeah yeah, swung by it
Speaker 1: swung by it popped in for a water or two. Yeah.
Speaker 1: But do you want me to set you up exactly
Speaker 1: what happens on footy camp or what happened some of
Speaker 1: the dogs camps back in the day.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Please, it's going to be very it's going to underwhelm you.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: So I remember on a Saturday night and there was
Speaker 1: not much that you could do because you can't go
Speaker 1: too crazy because you're there for only a couple of days.
Speaker 1: So it's not like you can have a big night
Speaker 1: and then do nothing on a Sunday. You've got to
Speaker 1: get nice and early and do fitness.
Speaker 3: Guys, do you want to go on the cockle train?
Speaker 1: You couldn't get tickets for the cockle train. Couldn't all
Speaker 1: fit on that. We did do a big sort of
Speaker 1: fitness session around the bluff one time, and then we
Speaker 1: went to and stayed at the Victor Harbor Footy Club,
Speaker 1: literally in our swags. Yeah, and just picture this. There's
Speaker 1: forty boats on a Saturday night. There must have been
Speaker 1: some sort of sport on probably the austrain and Open
Speaker 1: and I reckon we were drinking beers and arm wrestling.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's what opposed.
Speaker 3: To that's it's so childish.
Speaker 1: Forty men arm wrestling tournament. Wow, that is underwhelming.
Speaker 3: Did anyone piss their bets?
Speaker 1: Not that night anyway, That was more of a post
Speaker 1: grand final celebration thing.
Speaker 3: Twenty four ten. What happened on your school camp? We'd
Speaker 3: love to hear this morning.
Speaker 1: Any sort of camp as well. Oh yeah, some tails
Speaker 1: back in the day, even kids that were forced on camp. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that sort of stuff stays with you for life.
Speaker 3: Oh it's scarry.
Speaker 1: Don't you remember, as it said before you pissed your pants,
Speaker 1: you regularly do it. Oh no, wait, that's the four
Speaker 1: kids thing and that.
Speaker 3: Let's go to Adam. I have a feeling as he's
Speaker 3: going to prove my point here, Adam, what happened on
Speaker 3: the camp?
Speaker 5: Are you going, guys?
Speaker 3: Good? Yeah?
Speaker 5: So this is many years ago. Used to play for
Speaker 5: a footy team and we went on the end of
Speaker 5: the year footy camp up to Normanville for the weekend. Yeah,
Speaker 5: a bit of a fitness thing for the first day.
Speaker 5: Then on the last night there we went had dinner
Speaker 5: at the Angle at the pub and when our coach
Speaker 5: was then next AFL player, and he decided to leave
Speaker 5: a it bit early because he said we've got an
Speaker 5: early morning the next day for some fitness. We said, there,
Speaker 5: we'll walk back on our own. So we walked back
Speaker 5: from the Ankle the pub and a big grief us
Speaker 5: decided to get naked and walk down the street naked.
Speaker 5: But we come across a field with all these horses
Speaker 5: in it, and a few of the boys jumped the
Speaker 5: fence and a quarter a couple of them ended up
Speaker 5: jumping on the back of them, riding him bad and
Speaker 5: ended up getting done by a coffers. So sad to say,
Speaker 5: our coach the next day was not impressed, and he
Speaker 5: put us through a pretty hardcore fitness for the whole day.
Speaker 3: Right, I mean, how very dare I suggest that football
Speaker 3: camps are an excuse for grown man to behave like idiots?
Speaker 1: Hey, I bet you were well and truly bonded though
Speaker 1: where don't you added?
Speaker 5: Oh, you don't ever get closer to another man like that.
Speaker 1: Chucking chucking, no clothes and a horse and camp perfect
Speaker 1: for friendship. Okay, I'm just gonna come jealous. I've just
Speaker 1: got a couple of questions. First of all, punishment, did
Speaker 1: how much trouble you get from the cops?
Speaker 5: No, they ended up seeing the funny side of it
Speaker 5: from what I remember, and they did lay any charges.
Speaker 5: But yeah, we had to put our clothes back on
Speaker 5: and pretty much walk the rest of the way back
Speaker 5: to Normanville.
Speaker 1: And lastly, can you give us any sort of hint
Speaker 1: as to who the ex AFL play coach was?
Speaker 5: No, I can't do that. I'll let you know he
Speaker 5: played a few games Bulldogs to.
Speaker 1: The Western Bulldogs.
Speaker 5: O replagued and didn't play a lot.
Speaker 3: Okay, interesting, you can ponder that off there, but I
Speaker 3: will say this, nothing says team bonding like nude bareback horse.
Speaker 6: Right.
Speaker 1: Can we give you a little two undred dollar P
Speaker 1: one entertainment gift boucher?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Thanks guys.
Speaker 1: That's awesome, absolute legend nowhere. I've always said, get rid
Speaker 1: of the clothes, jump on a horse. That's where pure
Speaker 1: friendships are made. He's where you're.
Speaker 7: Waking up to.
Speaker 4: Adelaide.
Speaker 1: News Today posts.
Speaker 3: Most excellent question from Homer Simpson. There what is in
Speaker 3: the news today? Let's go to Abbey in the news room.
Speaker 3: What you got?
Speaker 8: Good morning. So South Australians will be able to celebrate
Speaker 8: Australia Day over two days. They can choose when they
Speaker 8: would like to because the Australia day Lights program is
Speaker 8: kicking off today. So last year we sort of are
Speaker 8: leading the country in this, I want to say, because
Speaker 8: no other Australia Day Council is hosting the program over
Speaker 8: or what they're doing over two days. So from today
Speaker 8: from five o'clock at Elder Park there'll be art installations.
Speaker 8: They'll be all different, you know, fireworks, food, trucks, all
Speaker 8: that sort of stuff to go down and get involved.
Speaker 8: There'll be fireworks at nine nine thirty a nice welcome
Speaker 8: ceremony as well, So yeah, you can head down to
Speaker 8: Elder Park from five. It's a kid friendly event. It's
Speaker 8: free as well for families, which is great. So yeah,
Speaker 8: you can head down today and have a look, or
Speaker 8: you can go tomorrow as well if you want to
Speaker 8: go on Australia Day.
Speaker 3: Good options.
Speaker 5: I like it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, cool.
Speaker 3: News. We touched on this yesterday, but Ryan Gosling has
Speaker 3: spoken out about his disappointment that Barbie director Greta Gerwick
Speaker 3: and the star Margo Robbie were not nominated into major
Speaker 3: OSCAR categories. So basically Ryan was nominated for his role
Speaker 3: as Ken, and then everyone's come out and just gone, well,
Speaker 3: this was the whole point of the film. Men getting
Speaker 3: accolades and rewarded. Well, women get snubbed for their work.
Speaker 3: That was equal. But it's pretty cool of Ryan. He's
Speaker 3: come out and said there is no Ken without Barbie,
Speaker 3: there is no Barbie movie without Greta girl wi can Mare,
Speaker 3: Margo Robbie, the two people most responsible for this history
Speaker 3: making globally celebrated film against all odds, with nothing but
Speaker 3: a couple of soulless, scantily clad and thankfully crotchless dolls.
Speaker 3: They made us laugh, They broke our hearts, they pushed
Speaker 3: the culture, and they made history. Well, said Ryan Gosling.
Speaker 1: Ryan Gosling, good stuff. I'll tell you what, how many
Speaker 1: nominees are there?
Speaker 3: What do you mean?
Speaker 1: Because they're four nominees for this award, I'm not sure.
Speaker 1: Guess what. There's about five or six?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's say that there's six. Yeah, there's now five.
Speaker 1: Because Ryan ain't winning.
Speaker 3: Roan has come out screwing against the academy.
Speaker 1: Officially he made himself ineligible, I.
Speaker 3: Mean, but good on him for making a stand though.
Speaker 3: I really like that. Then that idiot Piers Morgan came out,
Speaker 3: your stand goes. The patriarchy wins.
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ got a lot to say, doesn't he.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I think he gets away with some of
Speaker 3: it because he's so articulate. But he's a.
Speaker 1: Buffoon, very good at piercing people off, isn't he. Well,
Speaker 1: So we were out post snooze news a little bit
Speaker 1: of sports. The BBL was last night was the final.
Speaker 1: It was between the Brisbane Hate and Sydney six is
Speaker 1: congratulations to the Brisbane hate won by fifty four runs.
Speaker 1: They were eight one hundred and sixty six. Sydney had
Speaker 1: no chance one hundred and twelve all out. Spencer Johnson,
Speaker 1: who's the South Australia, has just had the most magical
Speaker 1: summer player of the match. He was four for twenty six.
Speaker 1: Picked up that giant ipl contract as well, which is
Speaker 1: worth about one point eight million dollars. I think on
Speaker 1: top of that, if you google this boat, check out
Speaker 1: his hair. I think it's much better than this. It
Speaker 1: does not get much better. The thickness, the color, the
Speaker 1: shape everything. I just sort of thought of their hair
Speaker 1: gods and when they were sort of stuffing around like
Speaker 1: this is the ideal prototype of a male set of hair.
Speaker 1: That's what they're going for.
Speaker 3: Okay, I've just gurgled.
Speaker 8: Do you need a moment? Hazy?
Speaker 1: I already had a few mins showing the girl Spencer
Speaker 1: Johnson before turned out. I was the most interested.
Speaker 3: Also, also nice eyes, beautiful lost in the look at
Speaker 3: that is luscious on top, isn't it. That's a gorgeous
Speaker 3: head of hair, isn't it. Jealous?
Speaker 1: Of course I'm jealous. You might have six times more
Speaker 1: hair than me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, at least and growing by the minute.
Speaker 1: And my hair ain't getting thicker.
Speaker 3: That's for Sure's you're still a good looking man. Don't
Speaker 3: worry about it.
Speaker 1: We'll picture me in about a year's time when I'm
Speaker 1: completely bored. Nice little doctor Phil going on me might
Speaker 1: have to grow on the start.
Speaker 3: Would you shave it off rather than just thin out
Speaker 3: to the point where there's barely and you live.
Speaker 1: I've had that discussion. I've already had that discussion with
Speaker 1: my wife. Yeah, and a few people as well. A
Speaker 1: Channel seven is it time getting the clippers out? So
Speaker 1: I've decided to hold off just for the second, okay,
Speaker 1: but we'll check back in tomorrow. So here we go.
Speaker 3: I think you're because you've got I'm going to stop
Speaker 3: talking now because.
Speaker 1: I've got a big forehead? Is all right? Before it
Speaker 1: goes for days? Is that what you're saying?
Speaker 3: I'm not talking.
Speaker 1: Look like that clown from Stephen King's ID.
Speaker 8: Anyways, Yeah, anyways, old four head don't have big four
Speaker 8: heads too, don't know.
Speaker 1: Well, that's why he caught me horse. Oh no, that
Speaker 1: sucks six fefting. That's your post snooze news. The six
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Speaker 1: Get ready to play some outstanding prizes in the.
Speaker 3: Sixty You really, really, really just a handsome man. I
Speaker 3: can't stress that enough.
Speaker 1: It's too late, big big cheerio and welcome to all
Speaker 1: the teachers listening this morning. Oh my goodness, say do
Speaker 1: a good job. Yeah. Sometimes it's it's probably not.
Speaker 3: Rewarded enough when you spend an inordinate amount of time
Speaker 3: with your children. God, you appreciate teachers today because you're like,
Speaker 3: I've got four of them, they've got twenty eight in
Speaker 3: a classroom.
Speaker 1: Good lord, you have to say, right now, they're sitting
Speaker 1: there just canned down the day. It's just rocking back
Speaker 1: and forth on Monday. Oh my god, what about this?
Speaker 1: A teacher in the US has sparked an online debate
Speaker 1: by sharing a list of thirty two band words in
Speaker 1: her classroom. She said, her name's Miss t. If you
Speaker 1: get caught using these words, you'll write a short essay
Speaker 1: explaining why you chose to use these words in an
Speaker 1: academic setting to express yourselves, basically saying, be better. Yeah,
Speaker 1: do you want to hear some of the words?
Speaker 3: Yeah, But for words you don't want to hear from
Speaker 3: a teacher, Go write an essay.
Speaker 1: Go write an essays forward, hang on is an essay?
Speaker 1: Two words even I know that I fast eight. Here's
Speaker 1: some of the words. There's thirty two. Not going to
Speaker 1: go through all them. Number one is brah, excuse me, brah.
Speaker 1: That makes sense. Number three, which I'm still getting my
Speaker 1: head around, is oh we Skie Skie. I'm reliably told
Speaker 1: is a song by Sexy Red.
Speaker 3: Oh there we go.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Number six is that's cap That's very American, isn't it.
Speaker 1: Number nine, Oh my god, miss t Oh, my god,
Speaker 1: Miss t Oh for god. Number eleven on my mama.
Speaker 1: Number twenty was Ganggang twenty seven. I'm just trying to
Speaker 1: imagine kids saying it's in a classroom as well. Number
Speaker 1: twenty seven was Big Dog, So you can imagine there's
Speaker 1: some when Miss t and probably hyper intelligent as well,
Speaker 1: just trying to educate the future. And all of a
Speaker 1: sudden she hears a driver around the bend.
Speaker 3: We've got an expression in our home that I can't
Speaker 3: quite get my head around. I'm reliably informed it's from Tiktop.
Speaker 3: But there's a lot of this because I obviously live
Speaker 3: with you know a lot of girls, this one slay
Speaker 3: girly pop.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, what don't they don't make me dislike
Speaker 1: your kids, because right there, I love them.
Speaker 3: That'll say to me all the time slay gurly pop. My,
Speaker 3: what what does that mean? I don't know.
Speaker 1: Slay girly pop.
Speaker 3: We sleigh means sort of go off and girly pop.
Speaker 3: I think is someone who is pretty cool, like pretty chilled, right,
Speaker 3: has a nice attitude.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, the girls and ages? What are we talking
Speaker 1: to your girls? Once again?
Speaker 3: Is the oldest ones? Oh? Not even the four year olds?
Speaker 3: Says it? So for ten and twelve slave gurly bop?
Speaker 1: Right? Okay, so sligh girly pop band in your house?
Speaker 1: Keep it to a minimum.
Speaker 3: I wish, But it's only because I half think that
Speaker 3: they're calling me cool that I allow it.
Speaker 1: Where she is, Mum's dancing and she has no idea
Speaker 1: what's going on? Look at the big dog in our house.
Speaker 1: We've banned all references to KFC. The marketing has absolutely
Speaker 1: gripped our kids. Right, This is a lot of you
Speaker 1: very casually on the couch.
Speaker 7: It downes, SA say, I don't care.
Speaker 1: I think that's cool. They genuinely think that's cool. It
Speaker 1: is cool, cues around and say that.
Speaker 3: Oh that's so sweet. Play that again.
Speaker 7: Please the Downes say I don't.
Speaker 1: Care that I love sewing in a shut up and
Speaker 1: take my mind.
Speaker 5: I love it.
Speaker 3: How she's like I love it, she doesn't love it,
Speaker 3: she loves it.
Speaker 1: This is the only KFC references accepted in our house.
Speaker 1: How do you think KFC? Perfectly reasonable? Question from old
Speaker 1: school back in the day. If you've got some four
Speaker 1: double nine one nine, nine on nine, what are the
Speaker 1: words that are banned in your house? Because sometimes kids
Speaker 1: and if you give them, I know sometimes when Henry
Speaker 1: says something and I'll slightly giggle and he's like, I'm
Speaker 1: on here, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, And you're going to
Speaker 1: hear this for the next two to three months.
Speaker 3: There's a lot of this in our house. You can
Speaker 3: say that in here, but don't say it outside the house.
Speaker 1: Trust that they're going to stick to those texas through
Speaker 1: four double nine, one, nine and nine on nine. Code
Speaker 1: word is ski. The best way is that your Friday,
Speaker 1: in our opinion, is that we choose a song each
Speaker 1: can we put it to the good folks, not just
Speaker 1: that laid South Australia, but the entire world. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: we say for those guys, I don't know, maybe you're
Speaker 1: over in Peru and you're streaming us and you want
Speaker 1: to start your Friday right. I'm not sure what days
Speaker 1: over there at the time. Don't the times match out?
Speaker 1: I probably don't. At Jody and Hazy on Instagram, we
Speaker 1: do a little bit of a pole.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and if you want to hear a particular song,
Speaker 3: then you just need to jump on cast your vote,
Speaker 3: and here we are.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Do you want to go first?
Speaker 1: Yes? Okay. Do you want to kick it off there?
Speaker 3: Yep?
Speaker 1: Okay. Well it's a summer thing, yes, so a theme
Speaker 1: this year. And I don't know why, but this song
Speaker 1: in particular just makes me absolutely feel like it's hot
Speaker 1: right back, because you think California and straight away you
Speaker 1: think sun sunshine cruising down the beach. For some reason,
Speaker 1: even though I've never.
Speaker 3: Been to California, you've never been means to Los.
Speaker 1: Angeles, which is in California but not the true heart
Speaker 1: of California. But also, more importantly, it reminds me of
Speaker 1: the OC Oh yes, which is real sort of summary vibes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a good show.
Speaker 1: Oh great show. Remember Ryan, Yep, just a bad boy,
Speaker 1: troubled youth with a chip on his shoulder, but a
Speaker 1: haarder goal.
Speaker 3: It's so true, and that was me back in the
Speaker 3: day with a real crush on Misch.
Speaker 1: Butarton, who would have thought, boy on the wrong side
Speaker 1: of the tracks meets the wealthy girl who's potentially on
Speaker 1: the right side of the tracks, and they come together
Speaker 1: and then she but still.
Speaker 3: Really nice for those people who wanted to go back
Speaker 3: and watch the oc see what we were talking about.
Speaker 1: All right, So mine's Phantom Planets California.
Speaker 3: You've just about played the whole song, then, which is
Speaker 3: your win?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 1: What have you got?
Speaker 3: Okay, well that's a little slow paced for mine. Oh okay,
Speaker 3: I thought I'd pick it up a little bit with
Speaker 3: some Nelly, very appropriate the summer. Do you know, for
Speaker 3: all the years I've heard this song, I didn't realize
Speaker 3: that he was singing start peast in peace in weastin
Speaker 3: I got a friend with a pole in the basement.
Speaker 3: Did you know that was the lyrics?
Speaker 1: What do you think it was? I don't know, a
Speaker 1: friend with the pole in the basement? What what do
Speaker 1: you mean? Yeah, like an next pole Vaulter. No, it
Speaker 1: was like, what do you mean?
Speaker 8: I mean?
Speaker 3: And then he's like, I'm just kidding unless you want
Speaker 3: to do it.
Speaker 8: Maybe Kelvin from Risque Entertainment, you can come and take
Speaker 8: his clothes off tomorrow if you win. Jody, let's not
Speaker 8: suggest that because the idiots around here will take you
Speaker 8: up on it.
Speaker 3: You're just saying, what do you.
Speaker 1: Read the idiots?
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 1: Hot in here versus California. Cast your vote at Jody
Speaker 1: and Hazy. We're going to reveal the winning song tomorrow
Speaker 1: morning at eight o'clock. We're from generous, You from generous
Speaker 1: right now?
Speaker 4: Sure?
Speaker 1: I am all right? Thirteen twenty four ten. Who'd like
Speaker 1: to go along to the Big Beddy? We've got family
Speaker 1: passes to give away via have it on Hazy, So
Speaker 1: if you like to go, Hey, maybe just looking for
Speaker 1: something to do at the end of the school holidays.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, everyone's getting a little desperate now, aren't we.
Speaker 1: Thirteen twenty fourteen, My really pictures. It is so time
Speaker 1: for ah let's go girl.
Speaker 3: Yeah. The so for the uninitiated, this is where us
Speaker 3: girls talk about things that we normally talk about office
Speaker 3: and we thought, do you know what let's just talk
Speaker 3: about it on it on air.
Speaker 1: I get to listen.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like the dirty little PERV that you are, I'm
Speaker 3: invited to. So we got news reader Abbi. You're in
Speaker 3: your thirties, happily single this week it's very fluid direct.
Speaker 3: We've got to producers. Are we here early twenties in
Speaker 3: a beautiful relationship with the gorgeous Alex Good.
Speaker 6: Yeah, we're You're all in the relationship with Alex.
Speaker 3: We're all in it together, one in, all in. That's
Speaker 3: how Alex philosophy.
Speaker 6: We're a team.
Speaker 3: Okay, let's talk weddings, because you have sported something that
Speaker 3: has blown your little mind.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 8: So I was scrolling Facebook and a post pops up
Speaker 8: from a woman essentially saying that she isn't happy her
Speaker 8: sister's getting married. She's going to have to she's for
Speaker 8: the Hen's Day. She's gonna have to take the day
Speaker 8: off work, and it's going to cost her three hundred
Speaker 8: dollars plus transport for the day. WHOA, So she's going
Speaker 8: you know, I don't think it's fair that I've got
Speaker 8: to fork out three hundred dollars plus transport. I've got
Speaker 8: to take the day off of work. Which means I'm
Speaker 8: losing money. Blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: Well, I've got two sisters.
Speaker 8: Yeah, one hens I could go to the other one
Speaker 8: I was living into state, so I couldn't. But being
Speaker 8: my sister's these sisters, yeah not hopefully they're only going
Speaker 8: to get married once. But it's your sister, so you
Speaker 8: would think, you know, it's sister, I'm gonna I'm gonna
Speaker 8: do because you would expect the same from your sister, surely.
Speaker 8: But anyway, we got talking in the office and I
Speaker 8: sort of wanted to know everyone's opinions on this as
Speaker 8: to do you think three hundred dollars is too much?
Speaker 8: Would you spend that on your sister or your best
Speaker 8: friend or whatever for their hens?
Speaker 3: It can really blow out, can't it it can? I
Speaker 3: heard the story of a girl who had her hens
Speaker 3: day and she made her bridesmaids, of which there were
Speaker 3: three or four all chip in for her cheese platter.
Speaker 3: So in the end the cheese platter cost one thousand dollars.
Speaker 3: Tables up with a thousand dollars, so at least, you know,
Speaker 3: two three hundred dollars each, even if you.
Speaker 8: Had a group of ten of you, how are you
Speaker 8: going to get through a thousand dollars worth.
Speaker 3: With cheese a lot and producer and who's latise intolerant.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 1: Cheese for you? You still feel there?
Speaker 4: What do you think?
Speaker 8: Have you had friends wedding?
Speaker 1: No, I'm naive.
Speaker 6: My friends are all getting engaged at the moment. I've
Speaker 6: never been to a saving exactly, I've never actually been
Speaker 6: to a friend's wedding. I've only been to family weddings
Speaker 6: as a kid. And maybe I'm naive to it, but
Speaker 6: to me, no, it's unreasonable to ask for absurd amounts
Speaker 6: of money for hens parties and things like that. Again,
Speaker 6: if it was your sister or family, I would begrudgingly
Speaker 6: do it. But if one of my friends said it's
Speaker 6: one hundred and fifty bucks for this or whatever, I'm I'm.
Speaker 3: Not sure about that discoat I think it's a hard
Speaker 3: one too, Like when you're a bridesmaid, because that's your dress.
Speaker 3: If the bride doesn't pay for it, that's your shoes,
Speaker 3: that's your hair and makeup, that's cost of accommodation and travel.
Speaker 6: If you're coming, you're still going to stay present as well.
Speaker 6: If you're part of it, do you still give them
Speaker 6: a present, surely not.
Speaker 8: If I've been a bridesmaid, I can. I think there's
Speaker 8: a difference as well. As you get older, you realize, oh,
Speaker 8: I've got this coming up, I need to start saving.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 8: So for me, each pay I put a little bit
Speaker 8: of money away into another account and I don't touch it.
Speaker 1: And that's my sort of.
Speaker 8: Like wedding account, wedding account, how whatever, like my splash account, right,
Speaker 8: so I know that. You know, when I was living away,
Speaker 8: Oh I need to get flights home for Christmas. Yep,
Speaker 8: there's money in there. I don't have to go to
Speaker 8: my savings. So I actually get a bit better at budgeting.
Speaker 8: I think when you're younger and in your twenties, it's like,
Speaker 8: oh my god, my sister's getting married next week and
Speaker 8: we've got the hens and I've.
Speaker 5: Got a splage.
Speaker 3: That's when most people get married in there to well,
Speaker 3: some speak to some.
Speaker 1: It adds up to all the little things add up
Speaker 1: your wedding. For example, we had waiters riding around on
Speaker 1: Siberian targets wedding.
Speaker 3: And that really and you made your grooms and pay
Speaker 3: for that.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: We also had Dale Breathwaite singing horses on a Siberian horse,
Speaker 1: and that all just sort of adds up, doesn't It
Speaker 1: got us to pay for that?
Speaker 3: Good morning, Kirsty, Good morning guys.
Speaker 7: First off, I get excited to be asked in somebody's wedding.
Speaker 7: I must admit I've been in about, I don't know,
Speaker 7: six or seven weddings in my time, and the average
Speaker 7: is about three to five hundred dollars exactly.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 7: So that includes you obviously pay for your shoes and
Speaker 7: your dress, and then you end up keeping them. I'm
Speaker 7: not sure what you do with them after I haven't
Speaker 7: worn on my dresses again. But they pay for the
Speaker 7: hair and makeup and all the rest of it. But
Speaker 7: then the hens is probably the most expensive. I think
Speaker 7: that's normally around two hundred or so, because you know,
Speaker 7: you end up paying for booze and travel and you know,
Speaker 7: and you normally shout them some drinks and do things
Speaker 7: for them, and you do all the silly things.
Speaker 3: It's not unreasonable to think that people could spend upwards of,
Speaker 3: you know, like a thousand dollars to be in someone's wedding.
Speaker 7: Look, I've heard of people spending more than a thousand dollars,
Speaker 7: but I would actually feel rude. If I've been a
Speaker 7: bride and I would feel rude asking people to spend
Speaker 7: that much, I'd actually feel bad because people just don't
Speaker 7: have that money.
Speaker 1: How much money you think you'd say if you just
Speaker 1: didn't if you just went through a hands party and
Speaker 1: you didn't buy the doodle straws.
Speaker 7: Wow, they set your back a fair whack. Pin the
Speaker 7: doodle on the man to spend a bit as well
Speaker 7: as that's a few though, So that's okay, reusable.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I mean your question a commitment if you
Speaker 3: don't invest.
Speaker 1: In those straws. That's true, that's true a part.
Speaker 3: Thanks so much, Kirsty, you of course going into the
Speaker 3: drawer for Taylor in Tokyo. Hey, Abby Hill are Oh
Speaker 3: you're getting married this year? Congratulations? Versely, I thank you, Okay, I.
Speaker 2: Don't it's too much different to any other girl's day.
Speaker 2: If you're going to go to a winery, it's going
Speaker 2: to cost up with the two hundred dollars anyway to
Speaker 2: have lunch in a couple of bottles of iron.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and so how much do you think that your
Speaker 3: bridal party is spending for your wedding?
Speaker 2: I have no idea. I'm out of the loops for
Speaker 2: that one. I have told a single thing yet, Right,
Speaker 2: They've planned all of it, but I hope they're not
Speaker 2: spending too much.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but in terms of like the actual day, are
Speaker 3: you buying their dresses and shoes and hair and makeup
Speaker 3: or are they paying for it?
Speaker 2: So they've bought their dresses, but we've basically said that
Speaker 2: they can wear whatever they like, whether they're comfortable or what.
Speaker 2: We're just giving them a color. I wouldn't care if
Speaker 2: they rocked up in a tenderl.
Speaker 7: Of scenes dress.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And we have gifts all of them on the
Speaker 2: day as well. It's like, and we're paying for hair
Speaker 2: and makeup. Yeah, the jewelry. You know, they've all got
Speaker 2: nice armies and stuff to get.
Speaker 1: Ready in nice jo.
Speaker 3: It's so cute when you imagine Jarvis the night before
Speaker 3: the wedding.
Speaker 2: Important, isn't it.
Speaker 3: It's crucial. It's pritty cool.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, Well that all.
Speaker 3: Sounds reasonable, Rachel morning, Good morning. How much did you
Speaker 3: spend as a bridesmaid? Rage?
Speaker 1: It was just over two and a half thousand what
Speaker 1: that's outrageous?
Speaker 3: On what?
Speaker 4: Yeah, and that's not including what I spent going to
Speaker 4: the wedding as well.
Speaker 3: You're kidding me. So what was so costly?
Speaker 4: Well, I live in the state. Yeah, so I did
Speaker 4: have to travel. Yeah, but even just driving, not flying,
Speaker 4: it was a huge event. And then the accommodation ended
Speaker 4: up being a weekend yep with the winery. And then
Speaker 4: because I custom made a lot of the decorations and
Speaker 4: what have you, that cost a bit too.
Speaker 3: If you had your time again, would you have said, no, no, no, it's.
Speaker 4: My best friend and I don't get to see her
Speaker 4: very often.
Speaker 8: So to me, it was money that that's true.
Speaker 1: That's nice. Yeah, that's beautiful.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's okay when it's your best friend. But
Speaker 3: if someone who you know is just in your outer circle, yeah,
Speaker 3: there's a lot of catch. Yeah.
Speaker 1: It's a couple of people that I invited my wedding
Speaker 1: and didn't bring gifts.
Speaker 8: Yeah, sorry about that.
Speaker 1: Class I gave you move and people think you think
Speaker 1: that you're going to get away with it, You're not.
Speaker 1: Everyone knows exactly what's going on. Every single couples like, oh,
Speaker 1: here's what this person brought, here's what this person didn't bring.
Speaker 1: And even if it's like, oh, maybe you're grooms and
Speaker 1: did this, this, and this, and so.
Speaker 3: I traveled into state to a wedding in Melbourne, and
Speaker 3: I completely and utterly forgot about the gift. And to
Speaker 3: this day I think every time, oh I must, I must,
Speaker 3: I must give them a wedding gift. Yes, three and
Speaker 3: a half years ago.
Speaker 1: There's two things from that you're not going to, by
Speaker 1: the way, And secondly you think they don't remember. They absolutely.
Speaker 1: We're going back into on this daisy day, ladies and jans,
Speaker 1: we're getting closer to that magical end of the week
Speaker 1: and that is Friday. But on this day, let's take
Speaker 1: a little trip. But what's to come on with? I
Speaker 1: do all right, bring your own food, bring your own snacks,
Speaker 1: which is the same thing. Let's go away, let's have
Speaker 1: a bit fun. Let's get back to nineteen eighty one.
Speaker 1: Alisha Keys, the beautiful Lisia Keys, was born in Manhattan,
Speaker 1: New York. She is forty three years today. Remember she
Speaker 1: started a big movement of no makeup. Oh yeah, she's
Speaker 1: still doing that.
Speaker 3: Well. I mean she's flawless, isn't she.
Speaker 1: So what about someone like they be like, do you
Speaker 1: know what, I'm taking a stand. I'm not wearing makeup
Speaker 1: and you're like, you.
Speaker 3: Don't know you made don't mean reminds you're so stunning.
Speaker 1: Nineteen seventy, John Lennon and Yoko Ono shaved their heads
Speaker 1: and to clear it to be Year one for Peace.
Speaker 5: We were just crossing it in private in the farmhouse,
Speaker 5: and I asked the chick that caught it to be quiet,
Speaker 5: and she lasted three days before she drogged the news.
Speaker 1: I'm not one to comment on other people's partners, but yeah,
Speaker 1: come on, she a bit. That's crazy, That's what it
Speaker 1: seemed like. It's one of all the other beatles was
Speaker 1: thinking about it.
Speaker 3: Oh, I think it's It's been well documented how they
Speaker 3: all felt about Yoko. Hey a, Yoko and I are
Speaker 3: going to come over for drinks on Friday night.
Speaker 1: No you're not.
Speaker 3: You can come, John, She's not welcome.
Speaker 1: I know this is ahead of the times, but I
Speaker 1: think I've got COVID two thousand and four to three,
Speaker 1: Williams defeated our sistant Venus in the Yours he Open
Speaker 1: to win their fourth straight title, and we're just sitting
Speaker 1: there going, yeah, it's a battle for third at this stage.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you just wonder how many underlying issues went
Speaker 3: into that match as well. I was like, Oh, that's
Speaker 3: for taking my hair straight up, poor, that's for bean
Speaker 3: Dad's favorite.
Speaker 1: That's for convincing us not to wear beads in our
Speaker 1: hair like we did at the start. The beads, We're like, whoa,
Speaker 1: these girls have a bit of a fashion crack. That's
Speaker 1: a lot, is it?
Speaker 3: At the beads?
Speaker 1: We would have thought that it didn't catch on Number
Speaker 1: one someone jan twenty five in twenty eighteen, I don't
Speaker 1: know she's been around for this long. Dua Lipa new rules.
Speaker 1: Well there you go looking back then and being like, yeah,
Speaker 1: she's got something. This young lady by the name of Dua.
Speaker 3: When you went on footy trips to Bali, did you
Speaker 3: ever contemplate the beads or the braids?
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I just stopped up in Bintang merch
Speaker 1: and we're all pink and hung over the whole time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, did you work out and go, hey boys, I've
Speaker 3: got the slayest idea.
Speaker 1: We're going to get some beats.
Speaker 6: Tarking my sleep and Megan myself crazy