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Speaker 2: Britney Saunders and I'm all right hey, and this is

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Speaker 2: High Scrollers, the podcast version of your favorite group chat.

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Speaker 1: If it's trending, going viral, or has your gripped, we're

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Speaker 1: talking about it. Coming up. On today's episode, Matt is

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Speaker 1: having an aneurysm.

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Speaker 2: Of whoa whoa. Actually so true. Though I don't know

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Speaker 2: what's going on today, You're gonna have to bear with

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Speaker 2: me because I actually feel like I've had like endon

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Speaker 2: or something like. I feel like I've had a concoction

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Speaker 2: of painkillers. It's giving. This episode is giving. When I

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Speaker 2: was recovering from gallbladder surgery and with your own drugs.

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Speaker 1: When we asked in the broadcast channel, what was your

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Speaker 1: favorite episode, someone said the episode where Matt was high

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Speaker 1: on drum.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. So I feel like that's today's energy. Yeah, And

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Speaker 2: I don't know what's happened there. Oh we've had pepsi

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Speaker 2: and as I said, I don't I don't have much sugar.

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Speaker 2: So we're off the rails in this episode. I can't

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Speaker 2: even remember what we spoke about. But if I don't

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Speaker 2: stop talking, I'm going to faint. So deal me and Dole.

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Speaker 2: Let's go.

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Speaker 1: Good morning, Matthew. Oh I'm good. I'm good.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm feeling fabulous, fresh and fun. The three f's okay.

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Speaker 2: And you were just saying before we hit record that

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Speaker 2: you don't cook anything. I'm the worst, which I'm so

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Speaker 2: intrigued by, and I'd love to know what either your

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Speaker 2: freage looks like or how you get around that, Like,

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Speaker 2: what do you mean you don't cook anything? Like? Are

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Speaker 2: you someone? I mean, I've been through phases in my

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Speaker 2: life where I just go through strictly microwave meals.

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Speaker 1: Yeah that's me. So okay, I'm like microwave meal or

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Speaker 1: something in the air fryer, like that is me.

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Speaker 2: Well, it's still cooking though.

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Speaker 1: True. I do order a lot on the apps.

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Speaker 2: Really yeah, see I've really I've stopped that now.

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Speaker 1: I want to stop it as well, but I feel

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Speaker 1: like maybe once a J and I get our new

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Speaker 1: kitchen then I'm gonna have a new lease on life

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Speaker 1: and I'm going to become a cooker.

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Speaker 2: Nice, nice, And maybe you need excuses to cook, you know,

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Speaker 2: you need you need to be because I like cooking

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Speaker 2: when I host people at my house. Yeah, which after

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Speaker 2: your renovations and things, I assume you're.

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Speaker 1: Going to no.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: See, I've become also lately a very big girl dinner person,

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Speaker 1: just thrown together whatever I've got, right, So like a

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Speaker 1: bit of ham, bit of fucking cheeks and boiled eggs. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but I'm shocking. Like I've always said it, I wish

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Speaker 2: I kind of love it. Oh it's me time, you know.

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Speaker 1: But I think hopefully once I get a kitchen, I

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Speaker 1: fact that AJ doesn't like tomato or anything with a

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Speaker 1: He won't have barbecue sauce because that has tomatoes in it.

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Speaker 1: Won't have anything that has a trace of tomato in it,

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Speaker 1: Like barbecue shapes, he won't have because that's got tomato powder?

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Speaker 1: Then I think that's also why I'm not big in

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Speaker 2: and you need if it's red something, but it well, no,

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Speaker 1: But I think that's also why I'm so like not

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Speaker 2: You should just cook for you. And also you should

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Speaker 2: not know that you've put tomato this, that or anything.

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Speaker 1: Well, it can't be it can't have any red, but

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Speaker 2: Nah, I reckon, he's all cooked.

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Speaker 1: If I have like hot chips and I get the

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Speaker 2: Yeah, fair, because it's tomato sauce. What I'm saying is

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Speaker 2: I don't think he is has enough superpower to know

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Speaker 1: This is what give me an example of a meal,

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Speaker 1: like make record sprinkle tomato in it that he wouldn't notice.

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Speaker 2: Well, you're not putting it in a whole tomato. I'm

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Speaker 2: just saying the barbecue shapes thing is a little fucking

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Speaker 2: far fetched, you know, for him to not.

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Speaker 1: Maybe make a shaalad and like sprinkle barbecue shapes. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and mixing with some other kutons and ship and then haha,

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Speaker 2: This is what I would be doing if I were

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Speaker 2: you keep up? How many times can I hide tomato

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Speaker 1: I'm beyond that, Like, I've given up by this point.

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Speaker 1: We are a strictly beige household. Chicken nuggets in the

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, where's your fucking nutrition, darling?

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Speaker 1: There is none?

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Speaker 2: My god, this is my meal prep. So will we

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Speaker 1: The We have tacos, but no seasoning.

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Speaker 1: But he eats plain sausages.

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Speaker 1: He eats plain sausages with nothing, no sauce.

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Speaker 2: What happened in his childhood, Let's just.

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Speaker 1: Say, but his whole family thinks he's cooked from it

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Speaker 1: Well, anyway, where are you going get more pepsi? We've

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Speaker 1: got some pepsi? Or by the way, yes please, and

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Speaker 1: to know something funny everyone you know Addison rais knew

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Speaker 1: a song diet pepsi where the job in the car

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Speaker 1: on your baby listen, not my innocence in the bags

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Speaker 1: Addison Ray And I just thought, imagine if an Australian

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Speaker 1: pepsi max. Like, we don't have diet.

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Speaker 4: Pepsi in Australia. It's fucking pepsi max. Listen, drinking pepsi max.

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Speaker 4: Why is it called dit pepsi in America?

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Speaker 2: Well? Also, why is it called pepsi max here? Yes? Max? Sorry?

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Speaker 2: Why is it called pepsi max here? Like you'd think

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Speaker 2: that max would mean like maximum maximum sugar.

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Speaker 1: What in America it's called diet pepsi but here pepsi max?

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Speaker 1: Why when dit coke is dit coke in both countries?

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Speaker 1: Why do we have pepsi max? Are you right there?

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Speaker 1: Do you know another thing?

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Speaker 2: Matt?

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Speaker 1: When you have little noises in your throat and in

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Speaker 1: your stomach. It is. What are those things parasites?

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Speaker 2: No? Just cooked then are I?

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Speaker 1: I want to go and get one of those colon cleanses.

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Speaker 2: Same, let's do it together. I think that'd be a

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Speaker 2: nice experience. I'm just sk it'd be good for the pod.

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Speaker 2: We might do a live pod colon clean.

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Speaker 1: I'm just scared of like the thing going up my barm.

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Speaker 2: I have a parasite because you know, I've been having

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Speaker 1: So well, you can go and get a colon cleans

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Speaker 1: and you can watch the poo going.

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Speaker 2: Through the You've seen that, But how does that suck

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Speaker 1: It does, and you can see the parasite going through,

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Speaker 1: So when your stomach's gone around, that is parasites talking

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Speaker 1: saying I'm fucking hungry. No, no, this is scientific fact.

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Speaker 2: We it's not even that's just regular.

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Speaker 1: On normal purposes. Listen, innocence in the bags.

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Speaker 2: Let's get onto our royal flush of the week.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, please be upstanding for the royal flush.

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Speaker 2: Do you want to go first?

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Speaker 2: flush is going to be. I have an update for you.

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Speaker 2: Remember a couple of weeks ago you were saying that

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Speaker 2: your Royal flush was Lady Gaga's poker Face. If you

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Speaker 2: fat fuck her face? Right now, I asked our scrollers

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Speaker 2: if anyone had the original Lady Gaga the Fame album. Obviously,

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Speaker 2: And I said, if any scrollers have the og Lady

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Speaker 2: and see what the lyrics were in the booklet. I

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Speaker 2: have the verdict for you, and I want you to guess.

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Speaker 2: Do you think that in the booklet it said poker

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Speaker 2: face or fuck her face?

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Speaker 1: Surely it said fuck her face. It was a long

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Speaker 1: time ago, ma, it says poker face.

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Speaker 2: Says poker face. So now I'm I've got a little

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Speaker 2: conspiracy theory about Lady Gaga, and I wonder if she

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Speaker 2: just made that up because the booklets all do not

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Speaker 2: have any swear words, so.

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Speaker 1: I guess there could be children reading that.

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Speaker 2: There could be children reading that, But I mean, she

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Speaker 2: literally had another song saying I want to take a

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Speaker 2: ride on your disco stick. So I don't know if

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Speaker 2: she was too concerned about reading bad time stories to kids.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but like fuck, her face is a genuine swear word.

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Speaker 2: She surely swears in a few other songs from the

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Speaker 2: Fame producer Hannah Google girl, come on in because you're

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Speaker 2: a big lady Gaga fan. Can you think of other

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Speaker 2: other songs from the Fame album that would have had

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Speaker 2: So when I would go to the viewing parties, i'd

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Speaker 2: You have to know that if you're going there, you're

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why sport works because sport can be on

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Speaker 2: And like when something dramatic happens and the crowd goes yeah,

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Speaker 1: I read yeah more when she was going to do

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Speaker 2: Then why not just watch it home?

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Speaker 1: I know, because it's fun to be out and about.

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Speaker 1: But interesting to know that's already been done because I

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but bring back Capeorn in the clubs. Get all

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Speaker 2: Well because either the girls want to go and arguably

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Speaker 1: Try to say, I really love it when you impersonate

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Speaker 2: Am I wrong? Am I right? Anyway? Do your pew,

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Speaker 1: We do listen to that episode anyway.

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Speaker 2: Close the lead and do not open it again the

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Speaker 2: displayer give it a shake pass out. Well, anyway, Straight

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Speaker 1: Also like a lot of curious guys go in there. Yeah, surely,

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Speaker 2: Oh it's hard though, because like what if you run

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Speaker 1: Interesting?

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Speaker 1: AJ doesn't dance either, so I'd get.

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Speaker 2: Him in that cage I reckon, Yeah, down to his

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Speaker 2: Every week, babe? Yeah. Anyway, my raw flash of the

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Speaker 2: as your one. But we're going to talk about it

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Speaker 2: because this came up in my for you page again.

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Speaker 2: It's just one of those things that I think about

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but what's a diorama?

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Speaker 2: What?

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Speaker 1: What's a diorama like a diagram?

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Speaker 2: What is it? Do you remember like getting a shoe

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Speaker 1: Like a school project thing. Yes, yeah, that's.

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Speaker 2: A diorama, baby, go google girl diorama.

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Speaker 3: But it was called it was just a fucking experiment,

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Speaker 3: the way dioramas consumed my die, there's a there's a photo, Matt.

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Speaker 1: I've got a really good story about this.

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Speaker 2: Okay, you go ahead.

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Speaker 1: When I was in year five or six, we had

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Speaker 1: We had to invent something, and me, being the young

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Speaker 1: And that was innovative because that didn't exist back then.

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Speaker 1: I don't even know if dishwashers existed back then.

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Speaker 1: I made the cooker washer and I'll never forget another

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Speaker 1: time too, and it was really fun. We had to

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Speaker 1: make an entry way to a theme park. Oh that's

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Speaker 2: No, I love that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, bring it back.

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Speaker 2: I know. I love a diorama. I think I might

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Speaker 1: I'm going to do a fake day where we do

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Speaker 2: No, but I saw that and I was like, oh

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Speaker 2: my god. Dioramas consumed my entire life when I was younger,

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00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:49,040
Speaker 2: whenever there was a school project, I was like, fucking hell, yes, Mom,

440
00:21:49,160 --> 00:21:51,280
Speaker 2: get me a shoebox, because Mum would have all her

441
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Speaker 2: heels up in shoe boxes in the top cup and

442
00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:57,520
Speaker 2: I had get me a shoe box. Mam my shoes.

443
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Speaker 2: I'm like, that's for my school project.

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Speaker 1: You know, my nan still has every shoe box that

445
00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:06,840
Speaker 1: she's ever purchased, like towers in her wardrobe. She keeps

446
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Speaker 1: every single pair of her shoes in every shoe box

447
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Speaker 1: that came in.

448
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Speaker 2: That's insane, but I love it. Yeah, I'm just gonna

449
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Speaker 2: put a little disclaimer out there for our listeners today.

450
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Speaker 2: I know a few weeks ago we spoke about my

451
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Speaker 2: nose whistle. I don't know what's going on today, but

452
00:22:22,640 --> 00:22:25,440
Speaker 2: I am having so many issues breathing. It's a paras

453
00:22:25,560 --> 00:22:28,760
Speaker 2: I've got hiccups. I can't I can't take a deep breath.

454
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Speaker 2: Look like that's as deep as my breath can go.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're okay.

456
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Speaker 2: Let me breathe the way out. I might paint hang

457
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Speaker 2: on breathing faint. Just wait, let me just breathe all

458
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Speaker 2: the way out. Let me breath a little way out here.

459
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Speaker 2: We go, ready, like that was as much as I

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Speaker 2: can breathe.

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Speaker 1: That is such a short breath, hang on, hang on.

462
00:22:47,880 --> 00:22:51,119
Speaker 2: Like that's not that's no, but that's like, can you

463
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Speaker 2: do a breath please? Broth? Okay, yeah, that was a

464
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Speaker 2: long breath. Ready, here we go on that's a big one. Yeah, okay,

465
00:23:05,160 --> 00:23:07,840
Speaker 2: all right, Oh, anyone got a paperback anyway? I just

466
00:23:07,880 --> 00:23:11,520
Speaker 2: wanted to say, if you're if you're hearing strange noises

467
00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:17,840
Speaker 2: coming from my mouth, my stomach, my brain today, I'm

468
00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:21,840
Speaker 2: apologizing for the sensory experience I did. Actually, sometimes I

469
00:23:21,880 --> 00:23:25,719
Speaker 2: listened to our podcast back, especially if we've recorded, and

470
00:23:25,760 --> 00:23:28,119
Speaker 2: I'm like, fuck, what what did we talk about? Need

471
00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:32,040
Speaker 2: to do the no context spoilers. Sometimes I'll listen to

472
00:23:32,119 --> 00:23:35,080
Speaker 2: the pod and I listened in the car not long ago,

473
00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:42,080
Speaker 2: and you could hear my fucking jam move your chair, niffelin.

474
00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:45,720
Speaker 2: You could hear me put mans on the table. I

475
00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:47,919
Speaker 2: was like, God, I need to sit the fuck still.

476
00:23:49,040 --> 00:23:52,600
Speaker 2: Even Hannah sometimes records when she's editing the videos for

477
00:23:52,680 --> 00:23:56,320
Speaker 2: the podcast, she'd be like, sorry, had to edit this

478
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Speaker 2: one a bit differently because Matt wouldn't stop moving or

479
00:23:59,440 --> 00:24:04,600
Speaker 2: picking my nue on my ear. Anyway, worst podcast host ever,

480
00:24:04,680 --> 00:24:07,119
Speaker 2: but I think we need to make a diorama of

481
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Speaker 2: this studio.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I seriously want to do it. For an activity

483
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Speaker 1: at fate? What should we make? What's a good example?

484
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Speaker 1: Can you give me one that I can get all

485
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Speaker 1: the girls faith.

486
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Speaker 2: Store of the faith store or the office or the

487
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Speaker 2: warehouse or you know a little diorama of what.

488
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Speaker 1: And you just need like cardboard, paper, paints like sticky

489
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Speaker 1: tape blue.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm going to fucking do it. That's a good activity.

492
00:24:36,119 --> 00:24:38,359
Speaker 1: And you know what, you know how paint and sip

493
00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:41,840
Speaker 1: studios have gone under Yeah, someone needs to bring out

494
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Speaker 1: a diorama.

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Speaker 2: Studio drink and diorama.

496
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Speaker 1: Drinking diorama, drum, drugs in diary.

497
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Speaker 3: What is that?

498
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Speaker 2: Maybe in California you could get high and then hiorama highorama,

499
00:25:01,040 --> 00:25:04,760
Speaker 2: high rama bar All right, so if weed ever comes legal,

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Speaker 2: I'm doing a higher rama bor a high rama. What's

501
00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:09,160
Speaker 2: it called?

502
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Speaker 3: Bar?

503
00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:13,520
Speaker 1: Bar business business business high high rama?

504
00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:19,000
Speaker 2: Shit? You just like smoke weed and then make a diorama.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I would fucking do that. I've never been high.

506
00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:25,720
Speaker 1: I'm just throwing that out there, but I would definitely

507
00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:28,640
Speaker 1: do that. I mean, no one Australia has been high.

508
00:25:28,720 --> 00:25:34,399
Speaker 1: It's illegal. Yeah, what about you, Matt?

509
00:25:35,280 --> 00:25:36,359
Speaker 2: Anyway, let's move on.

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Speaker 1: Well, I saw a TikTok Matt, Yeah, and apparently sound

511
00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:50,560
Speaker 1: like a fucking boy. By the way, did you see

512
00:25:50,560 --> 00:25:54,160
Speaker 1: that video? He's now like older, he's done another interview

513
00:25:54,280 --> 00:25:57,040
Speaker 1: like ten years later or whatever. He's grown up now. Anyway,

514
00:25:57,080 --> 00:26:01,440
Speaker 1: apparently I saw this trend trend. I saw this woman

515
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Speaker 1: on TikTok. She did a thing about marinating your outfit

516
00:26:05,720 --> 00:26:06,600
Speaker 1: before a night out.

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Speaker 2: Okay, you sent when we wanted to talk about topics

518
00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:11,720
Speaker 2: this week. You sent this through and I was like,

519
00:26:11,960 --> 00:26:14,560
Speaker 2: I saw it, you saying marinating in your outfit before

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00:26:14,560 --> 00:26:16,600
Speaker 2: a night out. Now, I tried to come up with

521
00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:20,520
Speaker 2: my theories surrounding where I thought you were going to

522
00:26:20,560 --> 00:26:23,760
Speaker 2: take this, because I haven't seen this TikTok, and honestly,

523
00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:28,880
Speaker 2: I have no idea what the fuck marinating your outfit

524
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Speaker 2: before a night out?

525
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Speaker 3: Me.

526
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Speaker 1: If you had to guess, what would it.

527
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Speaker 2: Be, Ah, it would be Well, this is what threw

528
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Speaker 2: me straight away. I thought marinating would be where your

529
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Speaker 2: outfit to bed you then get up the next morning

530
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Speaker 2: and go out. But it says before a night out.

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Speaker 2: So I'm like, I'm not really sure. My thing with

532
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Speaker 2: marinating your outfit before a night out, I'm thinking you're

533
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Speaker 2: wearing it all day and then going out and going no, no,

534
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:54,760
Speaker 2: that's stupid. So I have no idea. The only other

535
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Speaker 2: thing I have is perhaps marinating like when you marinate

536
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Speaker 2: a chicken, obviously you put the sauce all over it.

537
00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:05,760
Speaker 2: So I'm thinking that perhaps it is the fragrance.

538
00:27:06,520 --> 00:27:08,760
Speaker 1: Exactly what it is. So I saw this woman on

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00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:11,040
Speaker 1: TikTok and she said, apparently this is her trick that

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Speaker 1: she does every time she has a special occasion or

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Speaker 1: going out and she wants to smell her best. She

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00:27:17,760 --> 00:27:20,280
Speaker 1: gets the outfit that she's wearing, let's say, on the

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Speaker 1: Saturday night, and on the Friday night, she absolutely douses

544
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Speaker 1: it in the perfume that she's gonna wear the next night.

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Speaker 1: Then she neatly folds up the outfit and puts it

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Speaker 1: in a plastic bag. To be specific, she puts it

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Speaker 1: in the bottom of the plastic bag. She ties it

548
00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:40,600
Speaker 1: up really tight, and she lets it sit there overnight

549
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Speaker 1: until the next day when she's ready to wear it.

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00:27:42,760 --> 00:27:46,240
Speaker 1: Then she gets the outfit out, puts it on, and apparently,

551
00:27:46,840 --> 00:27:51,560
Speaker 1: apparently apparently she smells really good all the rest of

552
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Speaker 1: them that.

553
00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:56,520
Speaker 2: And that's it. I mean, I'm not denying that it

554
00:27:56,600 --> 00:27:59,320
Speaker 2: probably works for her, but fuck, that's a lot of admin.

555
00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:03,040
Speaker 2: It's quite easy, is it going? Moldy?

556
00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:04,240
Speaker 1: Who knows?

557
00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:06,399
Speaker 2: You know? I just I think, what a waste of

558
00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:07,439
Speaker 2: perfume to begin with?

559
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Speaker 1: Do you reckon? It would work? Like it would really

560
00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:10,520
Speaker 1: sink into the clothes.

561
00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:13,040
Speaker 2: But why doesn't she want it on her body?

562
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Speaker 1: Cause then I think she does also spray it on

563
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Speaker 1: when she's getting ready to go out, but she's marinated

564
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Speaker 1: the outfit, so it's smelling real extra strong.

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Speaker 2: Seems unnecessary. It seems like an unnecessary step for your

566
00:28:25,280 --> 00:28:28,960
Speaker 2: night out routine. But I can get behind it. I

567
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:31,439
Speaker 2: will probably never do something like that in my life.

568
00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:33,520
Speaker 2: I think that's enough, Like it's too much.

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Speaker 1: She was in America as well, and it made me

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Speaker 1: like stop a little bit at the fact that she

571
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Speaker 1: just had a plastic bag at home.

572
00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:43,120
Speaker 2: So true, because when have we had When was the

573
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Speaker 2: last time he had a plastic bag? Exactly?

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Speaker 1: And it just got me thinking, remember when we only

575
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Speaker 1: ever used to get our groceries in plastic bags? And

576
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Speaker 1: to be honest, I have to say, you know, when

577
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Speaker 1: like Coles and Woolies came out with their paper bags.

578
00:28:53,680 --> 00:28:54,120
Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Like, yeah, they're ripping everyone off by making us pay

580
00:28:56,440 --> 00:28:58,200
Speaker 1: twenty cents or whatever it is per bag. But I

581
00:28:58,240 --> 00:28:59,840
Speaker 1: really like the paper bag.

582
00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:02,360
Speaker 2: No, I hate it, really, I want to. I wish

583
00:29:02,360 --> 00:29:05,480
Speaker 2: we could have stuck with the the in between one.

584
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:08,680
Speaker 2: So we went from plastic bags to the half plastic

585
00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:12,360
Speaker 2: to the half plastic recycled one, and now we're full paper.

586
00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:14,760
Speaker 1: I'm all for the paper bag. I love it, but

587
00:29:14,800 --> 00:29:17,760
Speaker 1: it doesn't like it. I like it. It's not like

588
00:29:17,920 --> 00:29:19,160
Speaker 1: round like a plastic bag.

589
00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:20,600
Speaker 2: I guess it is a bit more structure.

590
00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:22,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, so it like fits everything neatly.

591
00:29:23,040 --> 00:29:25,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it only holds four kilos or something.

592
00:29:25,760 --> 00:29:26,600
Speaker 1: Yeah that's true.

593
00:29:26,960 --> 00:29:31,800
Speaker 2: Then the bags ripping And are we meant to reuse

594
00:29:31,840 --> 00:29:32,600
Speaker 2: the paper bag?

595
00:29:32,880 --> 00:29:34,640
Speaker 1: I reuse them all the time or I use them

596
00:29:34,680 --> 00:29:39,600
Speaker 1: as garbage bins sames. Yeah, great rubbish bag. If I

597
00:29:39,640 --> 00:29:41,400
Speaker 1: just have to like take something somewhere, like if I've

598
00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:43,520
Speaker 1: got to chuck something in a bag at home and

599
00:29:43,520 --> 00:29:45,240
Speaker 1: take it into work, I like just put it in

600
00:29:45,680 --> 00:29:51,120
Speaker 1: the cardboard bag. Okay, yeah, paper bag, I mean nice. Yeah,

601
00:29:51,320 --> 00:29:53,920
Speaker 1: I like the cardboard bag. Paper bag.

602
00:29:57,160 --> 00:29:59,720
Speaker 2: Well, I'm thinking here because I want to say things,

603
00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:03,000
Speaker 2: but I also don't want to get canceled for I

604
00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:06,960
Speaker 2: think I've said worse, but like, fuck off and give

605
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:08,040
Speaker 2: me a plastic straw.

606
00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:11,880
Speaker 1: I do miss plastic straws. I think everyone can collectively

607
00:30:11,880 --> 00:30:15,400
Speaker 1: agree with that. But it is plastic straws on Amazon.

608
00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:17,400
Speaker 2: Last straws are so stupid.

609
00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:19,080
Speaker 1: Let me see it on Amazon right now.

610
00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:21,320
Speaker 2: I just don't want to have to wash my straw,

611
00:30:21,560 --> 00:30:22,200
Speaker 2: you know what I mean?

612
00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:27,840
Speaker 1: Let me look plastic straw on Amazon. Oh wait no,

613
00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:30,840
Speaker 1: because my thing is you can get the old school

614
00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:34,160
Speaker 1: stripey straws on Amazon, you know, like the white ones

615
00:30:34,160 --> 00:30:36,320
Speaker 1: that have all the blue stripe down or the red stripe.

616
00:30:36,440 --> 00:30:39,040
Speaker 1: You can get one hundred pieces twenty centimeters long for

617
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Speaker 1: twelve dollars fifty.

618
00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:42,160
Speaker 2: I know, but I'm not saying we need to use

619
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Speaker 2: a plastic straw. What I'm saying is we need a

620
00:30:45,600 --> 00:30:49,520
Speaker 2: better alternative. Which, by the way, where did the felt

621
00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:52,240
Speaker 2: bags go? Why are we now?

622
00:30:52,440 --> 00:30:53,360
Speaker 1: What's a felt bag?

623
00:30:53,640 --> 00:30:56,160
Speaker 2: Like? They're not felt, but like the you know, you

624
00:30:56,280 --> 00:30:59,080
Speaker 2: canvas bags that were worse and coals and stuff have.

625
00:30:59,840 --> 00:31:03,040
Speaker 2: My thing is we went from plastic bags fair enough,

626
00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:05,800
Speaker 2: so we've gone from plastic straws, fair enough, but we've

627
00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:09,280
Speaker 2: landed on paper straws. Fuck off, you know what I mean? Like,

628
00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:12,160
Speaker 2: where is the in between? Where's the where's the canvas

629
00:31:12,200 --> 00:31:14,480
Speaker 2: bag of the bag of the straw industry?

630
00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:16,719
Speaker 1: You had the straws it out do? Have you ever

631
00:31:16,760 --> 00:31:17,720
Speaker 1: had an ice larte.

632
00:31:17,560 --> 00:31:19,920
Speaker 2: From it's like bamboo or pasta.

633
00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:22,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, bamboo or sugar cane. I can't remember what one

634
00:31:22,760 --> 00:31:24,280
Speaker 1: it is. Anyway, We've got these really good straws it

635
00:31:24,320 --> 00:31:26,280
Speaker 1: out do and they do not get soggy, and they're

636
00:31:26,360 --> 00:31:29,000
Speaker 1: really hard, nice and I can't remember if it's bamboo.

637
00:31:29,120 --> 00:31:32,840
Speaker 1: I think it's bamboo, really good, never melts.

638
00:31:33,080 --> 00:31:37,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, well we need that everywhere, I agree. But where

639
00:31:37,880 --> 00:31:40,640
Speaker 2: the canvas bags got I'm still stuck on that because

640
00:31:40,640 --> 00:31:42,200
Speaker 2: we went from plastic bags to.

641
00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:44,600
Speaker 1: Like do you mean like the brown can use that bag? Yeah,

642
00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:46,120
Speaker 1: surely they still have.

643
00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:50,880
Speaker 2: Those, like a green bag, like bag tote bags you

644
00:31:50,960 --> 00:31:54,000
Speaker 2: reckon that's made of plastic as well. You can't win,

645
00:31:54,160 --> 00:31:55,920
Speaker 2: this is the thing. You can't bloody win.

646
00:31:56,240 --> 00:31:59,040
Speaker 1: But then the whole grocery store is full of plastic,

647
00:31:59,320 --> 00:32:01,520
Speaker 1: right ducks, like everything.

648
00:32:01,760 --> 00:32:04,920
Speaker 2: Get me started on all of this and why is

649
00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:09,400
Speaker 2: it my problem? Go on fucking tell the fucking oil

650
00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:12,640
Speaker 2: companies to use plastic because of it. They don't. You know,

651
00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:16,320
Speaker 2: I've got to carry my meat. I can only put

652
00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:20,000
Speaker 2: five hundred grams and mince and like one drink in

653
00:32:20,080 --> 00:32:22,160
Speaker 2: my bag before it's ripping, you know what I mean.

654
00:32:22,560 --> 00:32:24,760
Speaker 2: We've got people drilling into the middle of the fucking

655
00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:28,000
Speaker 2: earth and I've got to struggle with my paper bag

656
00:32:28,040 --> 00:32:30,400
Speaker 2: at colds. I think we need to have a reality

657
00:32:30,480 --> 00:32:33,000
Speaker 2: check here. It's not us, it's them, you know what

658
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Speaker 2: I mean. Yeah, all I want is a plastic straw.

659
00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:38,880
Speaker 2: I don't think it's the I don't think it's my

660
00:32:38,960 --> 00:32:42,120
Speaker 2: plastic straw killing the environment. I think maybe it's fucking

661
00:32:42,320 --> 00:32:48,880
Speaker 2: jet fuel and and cut and you know all those industries,

662
00:32:49,080 --> 00:32:53,320
Speaker 2: oil industries, fracking, bitch fracking. How about we stop fracking

663
00:32:53,840 --> 00:32:58,240
Speaker 2: and maybe we won't need to cancel op plastic straws. Okay.

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Speaker 2: I just think there's been things destroying the earth, yeah

665
00:33:02,440 --> 00:33:06,840
Speaker 2: than me. And how many turtles actually got a straw up?

666
00:33:06,840 --> 00:33:08,480
Speaker 2: They nos? You know what I mean. I feel we

667
00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:10,760
Speaker 2: saw one viral video and went, oh, we better not

668
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Speaker 2: have straws.

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Speaker 5: You know.

670
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Speaker 2: And I love a turtle and I'm so sorry, and

671
00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:17,200
Speaker 2: I will do anything to defend a turtle, and I

672
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Speaker 2: love a turtle and I want their habitats to be incredible.

673
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Speaker 1: Did you see the guy I just save the turtle

674
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Speaker 1: the other day?

675
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Speaker 2: Yes, But I'm just saying that. I don't think the

676
00:33:27,200 --> 00:33:33,040
Speaker 2: plastic straws were the biggest issue that we could have targeted.

677
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Speaker 2: You know what I mean.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a lot of bad things happening in there.

679
00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:39,520
Speaker 2: I think if we actually googled how much do straws

680
00:33:39,640 --> 00:33:44,440
Speaker 2: contribute to the environment's downfall, it would be minute compared

681
00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:47,560
Speaker 2: to let's say, NASA putting a fucking rocket in the sky.

682
00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:49,680
Speaker 2: Maybe that is causing more.

683
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Speaker 1: Environmental talk about that the rocket doesn't land back where

684
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Speaker 1: it started.

685
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Speaker 2: It just puts out all that shep Well, it goes

686
00:33:55,560 --> 00:33:59,080
Speaker 2: up and then it where's all those pieces full in

687
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Speaker 2: the fucking ocean? Yeah? I think for every rocket, that's

688
00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:06,560
Speaker 2: probably one billion straws. But my thing is, I just think,

689
00:34:06,880 --> 00:34:11,200
Speaker 2: here we go with the rugging rants. No, that's fine,

690
00:34:11,239 --> 00:34:14,080
Speaker 2: I'm done. Next next topic. You all know what I mean.

691
00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:17,080
Speaker 2: I mean, Well, I know we've got to care about

692
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Speaker 2: the environment, and I do, but I just think our

693
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Speaker 2: focus on plastic bags. Plastic bags is fine. Plastic bags

694
00:34:23,719 --> 00:34:26,760
Speaker 2: is fine, fuck them off, But straws I feel passionately about.

695
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:29,919
Speaker 2: But my thing is, I think our focus is misdirected here.

696
00:34:30,200 --> 00:34:33,160
Speaker 2: It should not be on us as the people. When

697
00:34:33,160 --> 00:34:37,240
Speaker 2: we've got billion dollar companies drilling into the fucking earth,

698
00:34:37,880 --> 00:34:38,399
Speaker 2: grow up.

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Speaker 1: Billionaires could change the world.

700
00:34:41,760 --> 00:34:42,440
Speaker 2: Why don't they?

701
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Speaker 1: I don't know. It wouldn't make a difference to them.

702
00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:45,359
Speaker 1: Why don't we have.

703
00:34:45,280 --> 00:34:46,600
Speaker 2: Any nice billionaires?

704
00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:50,200
Speaker 1: Why do we not have billionaires trying really hard to

705
00:34:50,239 --> 00:34:52,359
Speaker 1: become one? So then I can be the nice one.

706
00:34:52,440 --> 00:34:55,719
Speaker 2: But I don't think you will be. Here's the thing

707
00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:58,239
Speaker 2: about money. I think like the more money you have,

708
00:34:58,880 --> 00:35:01,480
Speaker 2: the less it might mean to you. Let's say, so,

709
00:35:01,560 --> 00:35:03,879
Speaker 2: do you think billionaires go No, I don't have enough

710
00:35:03,880 --> 00:35:05,920
Speaker 2: money to change the world, even though they're clearly on

711
00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:08,920
Speaker 2: paper do They're like? Oh? Yeah? But and also I

712
00:35:08,960 --> 00:35:11,200
Speaker 2: don't know whether like your Jeff Bezos of the world

713
00:35:11,280 --> 00:35:14,360
Speaker 2: actually has like fifty billion dollars in his bank account

714
00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:18,280
Speaker 2: that company, right, So what's he got two dollars fifty

715
00:35:18,320 --> 00:35:18,960
Speaker 2: to rub together?

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00:35:19,080 --> 00:35:19,160
Speaker 3: Like?

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00:35:19,320 --> 00:35:22,879
Speaker 1: Seriously, yeah, a billion dollars is a lot of money.

718
00:35:22,920 --> 00:35:24,040
Speaker 1: I'm never gonna be a billionaire.

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00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:27,960
Speaker 2: You reckon. No, that's what a good attitude to have,

720
00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:30,360
Speaker 2: because I still believe, deep down in my heart that

721
00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:32,399
Speaker 2: I will be one day. I've got no fucking clue how,

722
00:35:32,480 --> 00:35:34,799
Speaker 2: but I just see. I just think that makes sense

723
00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:36,640
Speaker 2: for me, you know what I mean? Yeah, it just

724
00:35:36,719 --> 00:35:40,480
Speaker 2: makes sense. Meat and a billion dollars. Fuck yeah, that

725
00:35:40,880 --> 00:35:42,879
Speaker 2: in my brain. That looks good.

726
00:35:46,080 --> 00:35:48,400
Speaker 1: This pod has gone off the rails.

727
00:35:48,160 --> 00:35:52,800
Speaker 2: When doesn't it? Babes so true because we're having pepsi pepsi.

728
00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:55,280
Speaker 2: I never have sugar, and as soon as I have sugar,

729
00:35:55,400 --> 00:35:58,000
Speaker 2: fucking hell, I'm gonna be up for days, mate. That

730
00:35:58,160 --> 00:36:00,160
Speaker 2: is what I mean. I don't need drugs because, honey,

731
00:36:00,320 --> 00:36:02,560
Speaker 2: this pepsi max. You just quit sugar for a while

732
00:36:02,880 --> 00:36:05,880
Speaker 2: and then have a pepsi. Yeah, I'm gonna be up

733
00:36:05,920 --> 00:36:09,080
Speaker 2: till Thursday, baby like. And I'm excited about it. Get

734
00:36:09,080 --> 00:36:11,359
Speaker 2: so much work done. I talk a million miles an hour.

735
00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:12,719
Speaker 2: Can you say something so I can shut up now?

736
00:36:12,760 --> 00:36:13,160
Speaker 2: Thank you?

737
00:36:13,239 --> 00:36:16,239
Speaker 1: Well, okay, I'm changing the topic and I'm talking for

738
00:36:16,280 --> 00:36:18,520
Speaker 1: a minute, so everyone listened to me.

739
00:36:23,160 --> 00:36:25,600
Speaker 2: I'm just trying to focus on my breathing at the moment,

740
00:36:26,760 --> 00:36:27,719
Speaker 2: and I'm blowing my nose.

741
00:36:32,080 --> 00:36:36,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, Brittany talk, I'm wondering for you to stop fucking

742
00:36:36,480 --> 00:36:37,760
Speaker 3: blowing your honker.

743
00:36:40,120 --> 00:36:50,080
Speaker 1: Fucking pingu over here. Actually what made me crack up

744
00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:52,520
Speaker 1: on the weekend was when we were doing our makeup

745
00:36:52,520 --> 00:36:56,120
Speaker 1: together on Instagram Live, Matt like brushed his hair accidentally

746
00:36:56,160 --> 00:36:59,440
Speaker 1: with his arm and so at one point all of

747
00:36:59,440 --> 00:37:01,840
Speaker 1: his hair was like spiked up forward. And you literally

748
00:37:01,840 --> 00:37:05,200
Speaker 1: look like Bart Simpson. And now you kind of are

749
00:37:05,280 --> 00:37:10,520
Speaker 1: Bart Simpson to me, you kind of.

750
00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:15,600
Speaker 2: Are Bart Like when I was younger, I thought Bart

751
00:37:15,640 --> 00:37:17,120
Speaker 2: Simpson was hard. I had a crush on you.

752
00:37:17,120 --> 00:37:19,960
Speaker 1: You kind of look like Bart Simpson, like your head shaped.

753
00:37:20,080 --> 00:37:24,120
Speaker 2: Thank you. That's such a compliment. Like Bart Simpson is

754
00:37:24,160 --> 00:37:28,839
Speaker 2: like the ultimate clutching characters. He's an icon, He's he's

755
00:37:28,920 --> 00:37:31,480
Speaker 2: camp he What were you going.

756
00:37:31,480 --> 00:37:34,520
Speaker 1: To say, Oh, I'm changing the topic. Okay, yeah, So

757
00:37:34,680 --> 00:37:45,920
Speaker 1: bart Ie Bart Simpson, your power, your head shape and

758
00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:48,680
Speaker 1: like the blonde hair that's got kind of little spiky shapes.

759
00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:52,680
Speaker 2: Nice. Okay, Well at least it's not Homer, So it's good.

760
00:37:53,800 --> 00:37:55,600
Speaker 1: If you go Ford, it will be home.

761
00:37:58,800 --> 00:38:02,080
Speaker 2: Hell anyway. Okay, all right, Stuey Griffin, let's go.

762
00:38:03,520 --> 00:38:05,839
Speaker 1: Why Stewie of all people.

763
00:38:05,600 --> 00:38:06,760
Speaker 2: Head shaped like a football.

764
00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:10,320
Speaker 1: I'll take it. He's a genius.

765
00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:11,280
Speaker 2: Okay.

766
00:38:11,400 --> 00:38:16,160
Speaker 1: There's this girl on TikTok and I don't understand her. Okay.

767
00:38:16,320 --> 00:38:19,920
Speaker 1: Her name's the Clean Girl on TikTok, and she's gone viral,

768
00:38:20,239 --> 00:38:23,120
Speaker 1: absolutely viral. Her videos like this one that I'm staring

769
00:38:23,160 --> 00:38:26,520
Speaker 1: at right now's got eighty nine million views, another one

770
00:38:26,600 --> 00:38:30,920
Speaker 1: forty seven million views, another one twenty three million views.

771
00:38:32,040 --> 00:38:34,360
Speaker 1: Who's the one that burps in the Simpsons all the time?

772
00:38:34,840 --> 00:38:38,799
Speaker 2: Barney? That's me. I'm Barn Barney. You are? You're very

773
00:38:38,840 --> 00:38:42,799
Speaker 2: Barney drunk at the pub? That is I am?

774
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:47,400
Speaker 1: That's me. Well, this girl called the Clean Girl, she's

775
00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:49,439
Speaker 1: gone viral for all the wrong reasons. Oh my god.

776
00:38:49,440 --> 00:38:51,960
Speaker 1: One of them has one hundred and thirty five million views.

777
00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:57,360
Speaker 1: She goes and cleans people's graves, like the old graves.

778
00:38:58,200 --> 00:39:00,799
Speaker 1: And by the way, on this top, I've got an

779
00:39:00,800 --> 00:39:03,479
Speaker 1: idea to do with graveyards. That's a billion dollar business idea.

780
00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:05,960
Speaker 1: But I'm gonna save it for close friends, so wait

781
00:39:06,040 --> 00:39:09,920
Speaker 1: until Friday. But anyway, this chick goes into graveyards. She

782
00:39:10,040 --> 00:39:13,160
Speaker 1: throws a hot pink ball and wherever it lands in

783
00:39:13,160 --> 00:39:15,160
Speaker 1: front of whatever grave, is the one that she chooses

784
00:39:15,239 --> 00:39:18,480
Speaker 1: to clean. You's have probably seen her. She wears little

785
00:39:18,480 --> 00:39:20,839
Speaker 1: black bike shorts, a hot pink top, and her hair

786
00:39:20,880 --> 00:39:23,600
Speaker 1: in like space buns, and she, I know, just take

787
00:39:23,600 --> 00:39:25,000
Speaker 1: a listen, come.

788
00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:26,840
Speaker 2: With me to do a random act of kindness.

789
00:39:29,640 --> 00:39:29,719
Speaker 1: You.

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00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:32,400
Speaker 2: I'm gonna transform this grave for free.

791
00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:38,880
Speaker 1: Like thet the way that she talks in it is random,

792
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:40,520
Speaker 1: and so it's her and she chops down all the

793
00:39:40,560 --> 00:39:43,600
Speaker 1: trees around these grays and then she scrubs them. But

794
00:39:43,680 --> 00:39:46,960
Speaker 1: she talks in like this really girly kitty kind of voice.

795
00:39:47,320 --> 00:39:49,960
Speaker 1: And then every video of hers is people just arguing

796
00:39:49,960 --> 00:39:52,640
Speaker 1: over whether this is a random active kindness like she says,

797
00:39:53,080 --> 00:39:54,600
Speaker 1: or just completely disrespectful.

798
00:39:56,160 --> 00:39:56,840
Speaker 2: What do you reckon?

799
00:39:57,960 --> 00:39:59,680
Speaker 1: I don't like, I don't know. I think it's just

800
00:39:59,719 --> 00:40:02,280
Speaker 1: fucking weird. Like clearly she's doing it because it gets

801
00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:04,920
Speaker 1: hundreds of millions of views, and she's in America or wherever,

802
00:40:04,960 --> 00:40:06,800
Speaker 1: so she'd be making bank from these videos. That's the

803
00:40:06,840 --> 00:40:09,240
Speaker 1: other thing too, She's doing a random act of kindness

804
00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:12,960
Speaker 1: but making so much money out of it. The comments

805
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:16,000
Speaker 1: are like the lack of respect is insane, And then

806
00:40:16,040 --> 00:40:17,680
Speaker 1: another one is why is everyone hating on her? Just

807
00:40:17,719 --> 00:40:21,600
Speaker 1: because she's cleaning someone's grave the amount of respect and

808
00:40:21,719 --> 00:40:25,239
Speaker 1: disrespect at the same time. Did you have permission to

809
00:40:25,239 --> 00:40:27,520
Speaker 1: do this? Are you using cleaners that are safe to

810
00:40:27,520 --> 00:40:30,760
Speaker 1: be soaking in the ground? Guys, I'm sorry, I'm confused.

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Speaker 1: How is cleaning a grave disrespectful?

812
00:40:32,920 --> 00:40:33,120
Speaker 2: Bro?

813
00:40:33,239 --> 00:40:37,279
Speaker 1: This is disrespectful beyond belief. What do you think, Matt?

814
00:40:37,320 --> 00:40:39,040
Speaker 2: I don't think it's disrespectful all.

815
00:40:39,960 --> 00:40:43,920
Speaker 1: I think it's camp Like I think it's nice a grave.

816
00:40:44,239 --> 00:40:47,800
Speaker 1: The graves are disgusting, they're like really really old graves.

817
00:40:48,600 --> 00:40:50,680
Speaker 1: The way that she does it in like this kiddy way,

818
00:40:50,760 --> 00:40:52,360
Speaker 1: it's giving a bit strange.

819
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Speaker 2: Maybe she just wants to appeal to as big of

820
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Speaker 2: an audience as possible.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think she does. And she'd been making so

822
00:40:58,400 --> 00:41:01,520
Speaker 1: much money out of this, Like I think, who am

823
00:41:01,520 --> 00:41:02,880
Speaker 1: I to say if it's fine or not? Like I

824
00:41:02,920 --> 00:41:05,359
Speaker 1: can't say. But then the money that she makes off

825
00:41:05,440 --> 00:41:07,120
Speaker 1: the videos, I don't I felt she should do something

826
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Speaker 1: with at least a portion of it.

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Speaker 2: No, no way, keep it all sis, do what you

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00:41:14,480 --> 00:41:20,960
Speaker 2: want with it. Because she's cleaning gravestones, I personally don't

829
00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:26,440
Speaker 2: see the problem because the graves she's cleaning have overgrown

830
00:41:26,480 --> 00:41:30,320
Speaker 2: weeds and trees, dirty ages and exactly.

831
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Speaker 1: People saying in the comments, have you got permission to

832
00:41:31,719 --> 00:41:32,960
Speaker 1: do this? Who's she going to contact?

833
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:36,439
Speaker 2: She's contacting? You can't even see the name on the grave, babe. Yeah,

834
00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:38,400
Speaker 2: you can't even see the name because it's so dirty

835
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Speaker 2: and overgrown. So clearly no one's taking care of this,

836
00:41:41,280 --> 00:41:42,280
Speaker 2: so she may as well.

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Speaker 1: You think if you're paying for a grave site that

838
00:41:45,760 --> 00:41:47,160
Speaker 1: it would come with like maintenance.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, probably for a certain amount of time. I don't know. Yeah,

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00:41:53,080 --> 00:41:56,480
Speaker 2: this is the thing with cemeteries. I flew into Sydney

841
00:41:56,520 --> 00:41:59,280
Speaker 2: not long ago. Have you ever flown in the eastern

842
00:41:59,320 --> 00:42:01,680
Speaker 2: suburbs and you're flying in if you come from like

843
00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:04,560
Speaker 2: the ocean side or down the down the beaches to

844
00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:07,759
Speaker 2: come back, look back around for the airport. There's a

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00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:11,080
Speaker 2: cemetery in this prime prime real estate up there. I

846
00:42:11,120 --> 00:42:14,400
Speaker 2: don't know what suburb, do you, Hannah, might be Bronze.

847
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:17,600
Speaker 2: I'm not sure though. It is like right on the

848
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Speaker 2: cliff hundreds big cemetery have thought, Oh they're dumb to

849
00:42:22,080 --> 00:42:24,680
Speaker 2: put that there. That's that be that'd be million billion

850
00:42:24,719 --> 00:42:26,759
Speaker 2: dollar homes up there. You'd make a mantzer off the

851
00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:27,959
Speaker 2: apartment probably.

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00:42:27,600 --> 00:42:29,480
Speaker 1: Put it there so long ago when the land wasn't

853
00:42:29,480 --> 00:42:32,920
Speaker 1: worth fucking anything, society decided all of a sudden that

854
00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:35,800
Speaker 1: these blocks of fucking dirt is worth so much money.

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00:42:36,840 --> 00:42:40,640
Speaker 1: Stupid is that? How fucking dumb is that?

856
00:42:40,719 --> 00:42:42,840
Speaker 2: Yeah? Anyway, I'm having a little bit of an aneurysm

857
00:42:42,920 --> 00:42:46,560
Speaker 2: over here. I need to pack it up today. I

858
00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:48,440
Speaker 2: need to pack it up. I need to pack it in,

859
00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:52,160
Speaker 2: pack it out, pack it off. And I'm going to

860
00:42:52,200 --> 00:42:53,680
Speaker 2: wrap this up on behalf of both of us and

861
00:42:53,680 --> 00:42:56,200
Speaker 2: say thanks for listening. Scrollars, don't forget rate five stars.

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00:42:56,320 --> 00:42:57,879
Speaker 2: Thank you, by the way, to everyone who has rated.

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Speaker 2: I checked on Spotify the other day. We have dumped

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Speaker 2: up again.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, everyone that's bothered to do that to the rest

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Speaker 1: of you.

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Speaker 2: Join our broadcast channel on Instagram for more regular updates

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Speaker 2: and sneak peaks and all the rest of that. And

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Speaker 2: don't forget to email us if you can be bothered

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Speaker 2: until next week. Got anything else to say?

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00:43:14,719 --> 00:43:18,279
Speaker 1: Brittany shop at fate. Oh and then it was just

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00:43:18,280 --> 00:43:20,280
Speaker 1: a little noise in my stomach with parasite.

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Speaker 2: Said yeah nice.

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Speaker 1: Any day anyway, darl, how about I'll say it for once, Matt.

875
00:43:29,520 --> 00:43:33,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can go. What you say anyway, darl I

876
00:43:33,920 --> 00:43:34,560
Speaker 2: better let you go.

877
00:43:34,760 --> 00:43:35,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, what can be in my life?

878
00:43:36,239 --> 00:43:36,799
Speaker 2: Make it up?

879
00:43:36,960 --> 00:43:39,480
Speaker 1: Anyway, I'll better let you go. I've got to go

880
00:43:39,520 --> 00:43:41,640
Speaker 1: and get higher. Rama on.

881
00:43:42,640 --> 00:43:44,000
Speaker 2: That didn't feel right. I need to do it.

882
00:43:44,040 --> 00:43:46,719
Speaker 1: Okay, fine, now we can keep your one in. No,

883
00:43:46,719 --> 00:43:48,439
Speaker 1: now you do one too, Okay.

884
00:43:48,280 --> 00:43:51,239
Speaker 2: Anyway, darl I better let you go. I'm going to

885
00:43:51,280 --> 00:43:52,160
Speaker 2: go Colon cleanse