Speaker 1: Good morning, Melbourne, Jason Lauren starting morning the right away.
Speaker 2: Be great.
Speaker 1: This is Jason Lauren Men's Nogel one hundred.
Speaker 2: Well, good morning everybody working Tuesday.
Speaker 3: Good morning Melbourne.
Speaker 2: How are we well?
Speaker 4: I'm good. I'm still a bit rattle by daylight saving
Speaker 4: because I'm waking because I'm waking up. I've been so
Speaker 4: late this way. I'm waking up, and then I'm like
Speaker 4: realizing I've got another hour to sleep. And then when
Speaker 4: I go back to sleep, by the time my alarm
Speaker 4: goes off, I must have been a really deep sleep.
Speaker 5: Why aren't you just coming early?
Speaker 4: Why would I do that?
Speaker 1: Have all your clocks gone back?
Speaker 3: Who knows? My watch still hasn't.
Speaker 1: Actually, maybe that's what's wrong.
Speaker 4: No, I just I wake up and then I got
Speaker 4: another hour, and then I go back to sleep, and
Speaker 4: then I'm in like a really deep sleep.
Speaker 3: In like forty five minutes when the alarm goes.
Speaker 5: We're on the right time now or are we in
Speaker 5: our right time?
Speaker 4: You?
Speaker 5: Sure? Yeah? Maybe he watches the.
Speaker 4: Right Australian Eastern Standard time. We've been living in Australian
Speaker 4: Eastern Daylight Savings time.
Speaker 5: Right, gotcha? So we're in sync with the cows. Yeah,
Speaker 5: gotcha for.
Speaker 1: A few weeks, right, because then the rest then the
Speaker 1: obviously Europeans and the like Daylight Savings.
Speaker 5: What did they do it?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Why don't we switch at the same time.
Speaker 2: It was a real nightmare when we lived in New
Speaker 2: Zealand for a couple of years because there's time difference there.
Speaker 2: And then we're checking with lose parents. But they're on
Speaker 2: Daylight Savings because they're in New South Wales. But my
Speaker 2: folks are people.
Speaker 4: Who live on the border towns, like between Queensland and
Speaker 4: New South Wales.
Speaker 2: That's just but it's the trade off because they get
Speaker 2: Twin Towns Leagues Club.
Speaker 4: What what's that?
Speaker 5: We've got to take the show to Twin Towns?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: What do they do there?
Speaker 5: Okay?
Speaker 4: So it's a hotel built across the border. So one
Speaker 4: side of the hotel is one time and the other
Speaker 4: side of the hotel is the other side Twin Towns.
Speaker 4: When I used to do the Today Show, they'd make
Speaker 4: me stay there regularly. This is weird, and honestly, I
Speaker 4: wouldn't know what time set my lam for because sometimes
Speaker 4: in the rooms the phones flipped back and forwards.
Speaker 3: So I think you can't be doing that.
Speaker 2: I think one side's like the function rooms and the restaurants,
Speaker 2: and then the other.
Speaker 5: Side of the hotel, which I'm not sure.
Speaker 1: So what do they save?
Speaker 2: Do they serve? Two is new or for it depends
Speaker 2: what side of the building, because it's Twin town kidding me,
Speaker 2: that's cooked, It's cooked. This is Twin Towns. We're doing Google.
Speaker 2: Can you go Google image please.
Speaker 4: It's also a bit like being on a it feels
Speaker 4: like you're in it on a cruise show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it looks a bit crazy, it is.
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, it's across two cruise directed now, Hello, Welcome
Speaker 2: to Twin Towns.
Speaker 4: During COVID was a real headache because you could only
Speaker 4: drive in the cart. When I lived up there, you
Speaker 4: can only drive in the car park on one side,
Speaker 4: depending what town you're from.
Speaker 2: But the car park only opens at six so I'm
Speaker 2: not sure if that's seven or six five. Shall we
Speaker 2: take the show there?
Speaker 4: Okay, silly idea to build a hotel across the border.
Speaker 2: They would they would have said it was quirky at
Speaker 2: the line down the middle.
Speaker 4: Well, I think part of Cold Coast Airport is actually
Speaker 4: in New South Wales.
Speaker 1: I think it is, but they run on Queens some time.
Speaker 2: I wonder if there was like the carpet changes. That's
Speaker 2: what it should be. Oh, I'm onto the maroon carpet.
Speaker 2: I'm on Queens.
Speaker 4: Yes, seriously, it probably does have something like that. It
Speaker 4: would have a line down the middle for sure.
Speaker 2: When you're in twin towns, we'd like to talk to
Speaker 2: him next point. Hey, yeah, we're going to a fun
Speaker 2: show coming up today, guys, and a couple of days
Speaker 2: to go, and then we are off to Adelaide for gathered.
Speaker 1: Plane is full.
Speaker 2: The plane is full, right, there's.
Speaker 3: No like I'll give up my state if someone was.
Speaker 2: No, we are on.
Speaker 1: It's no consolation tickets.
Speaker 2: No consolation tickets, not in the prize cupboards.
Speaker 3: Sure, let's keep tigging. We can find something. You know,
Speaker 3: we do have Teddy swims.
Speaker 5: We do, we do.
Speaker 2: Indeed, when you hear us play Teddy today, get on
Speaker 2: the phone and you will win your way to Teddy Swims.
Speaker 2: We've also got a guaranteed five thousand dollars to go
Speaker 2: this week with the five K question all that, we're
Speaker 2: going looking for Melbourne'siggest Bogan a little bit later on,
Speaker 2: let's get into it.
Speaker 4: We've got a situation already.
Speaker 5: What's happened?
Speaker 4: Quick, Clint run, We've.
Speaker 3: Got a situation. School holidays started yesterday.
Speaker 4: Shout out to everyone on school holidays. Jace just said, oh,
Speaker 4: I think we've peaked around day one. It's day one.
Speaker 1: How do you peak on day one?
Speaker 3: He got sixteen.
Speaker 1: Run out of nind years.
Speaker 2: So yesterday I had my eight year old Hearty in here.
Speaker 2: Remember he was ruthless, said you'd never get a girlfriend.
Speaker 2: He had his mate cal In as well.
Speaker 3: Gorgeous cow.
Speaker 1: After the show, we think this is, by the way,
Speaker 1: school camp or something.
Speaker 4: I wish there were.
Speaker 3: More of them in here, to be honest, a far
Speaker 3: more interesting to talk.
Speaker 2: That was fun. Felix made a play for the car
Speaker 2: this morning at five am. Your friends well, I said.
Speaker 2: Later in the week, as we were leaving, Lauren said, honey,
Speaker 2: the eight year old can get in her tesla. And
Speaker 2: they did a light show leaving the car park, which
Speaker 2: vibed him up.
Speaker 4: But then we couldn't get out of the cag somehow,
Speaker 4: I don't know, I disconnected that car park app to
Speaker 4: get out, and I was like, Jose's going to be
Speaker 4: wondering what the hell they're doing.
Speaker 2: I'm out on the street, Lawns. I'll take Hardy, drive
Speaker 2: out of the car park and meet you on the street.
Speaker 2: Just turn huddy together, are just like somewhere on the weak.
Speaker 4: You know why? On the Tesla we had it on
Speaker 4: fart mode where you push the button in all the
Speaker 4: different seats can let one rip.
Speaker 5: What are you eight?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: So then he gets out of Lawren's car all excited.
Speaker 4: He gave us a good laugh.
Speaker 2: And then gets in my car. I took the boys
Speaker 2: down to his own bowling.
Speaker 4: So he did go bowling?
Speaker 2: Or you didn't.
Speaker 5: I didn't go to bowling. I went to the arcade section.
Speaker 4: Why they wanted to go bowling?
Speaker 2: No, they wanted to lure me to the bowling alley
Speaker 2: to get to the arcades.
Speaker 4: You got, you got catfish, got catfish?
Speaker 3: So did they get? Is it one of those ones
Speaker 3: where you win the ticket?
Speaker 2: Yep?
Speaker 5: They ripped through my super.
Speaker 4: Donald Trump's doing that anyway, exactly, everyone's attacking the super.
Speaker 5: And then walked out of there with nine hundred Zappos.
Speaker 1: Zappos.
Speaker 4: Those purple lollies. They were my poison at school. I
Speaker 4: loved them. The individual yet show.
Speaker 5: Me that's him playing air hockey.
Speaker 2: You just zoom in on Hudson's hand and you'll see
Speaker 2: that was when we just arrived. It had already cleaned
Speaker 2: out the Zappo clawn machine.
Speaker 4: Oh no, they're different.
Speaker 5: So then then wigging out on Sugar took them back
Speaker 5: to the house.
Speaker 4: Hang on, this is at twelve o'clock, so you're already
Speaker 4: having a milk done by before lunch.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what are they having for lunch?
Speaker 5: Rolled in some Dominoes?
Speaker 1: Dominoes you would.
Speaker 3: Okay, and that's for lunch, Domino's lunch.
Speaker 4: Get school holidays exactly.
Speaker 2: And then I rang my wife and I said, hey,
Speaker 2: where's the other kids, and she goes, well, I've got
Speaker 2: Felix and eight friends at the movies and they're going
Speaker 2: to come back to our place for a swim.
Speaker 3: Awesome.
Speaker 4: Sorry, don't get a pool if you don't want people around.
Speaker 5: I was trying to drain it yesterday.
Speaker 4: Let me tell you you put the green cordial inok'st again.
Speaker 4: Guys my grandparents, do you want to get sick jumping?
Speaker 2: So, yeah, we've done the pool party, We've done the movies.
Speaker 2: They've done the Minecraft movie.
Speaker 4: No no, no, no, no, no, no, you haven't peaked.
Speaker 4: It just means now you've got eight other families that
Speaker 4: have come over yesterday that you can send your.
Speaker 3: Children smart.
Speaker 1: Ship them around.
Speaker 4: But I'm all for the rest of the holiday because
Speaker 4: we're on holidays.
Speaker 1: Next remember your son slash daughter can for a swim. Well,
Speaker 1: just wondering if.
Speaker 3: Yes, one by one, he's got eight movie dates.
Speaker 4: That's solid, not that co turn that fround upside down.
Speaker 2: You're good.
Speaker 5: All of a sudden, I'm living.
Speaker 4: You're a glass half empty kind of guy, and I'm
Speaker 4: a glass half full kind of lady.
Speaker 2: Got eight days off, I'm living. Shout out to everyone
Speaker 2: doing school holidays. We've got some family passes to fun Fields.
Speaker 2: A little bit later on in the show as well.
Speaker 3: We're doing those.
Speaker 2: Do you want to.
Speaker 4: Twenty four? You're already sticky kids and you need something
Speaker 4: to do. We've got the thing.
Speaker 2: For you, a new segment, I'm sick of my kids.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four, ten.
Speaker 5: Is our number.
Speaker 2: If you want to win your way to fun Fields,
Speaker 2: We've got a family pass. Fun Fields is great. They're
Speaker 2: actually opening staying open till the end of school holidays
Speaker 2: because the weather is still good.
Speaker 4: Towards the weather, he's going to be a mate.
Speaker 2: Zin that's right, say a big at fun Fields Theme
Speaker 2: Parks end of season sale, cheap of tickets, more thrills,
Speaker 2: visit fun Fields dot com dot au.
Speaker 4: We'll look at all these parents who think, all of
Speaker 4: these parents needing something to do.
Speaker 1: Yes, hey Jason, you've got something for you to do,
Speaker 1: actually help. What is it? We'll tell you soon.
Speaker 2: You're Moner Melbourne bit of Bruno Mars. I saw him
Speaker 2: in concert back in Buras, Vegas.
Speaker 4: I have never and I would love to. He's one
Speaker 4: of those shows that to be hit after hit after him.
Speaker 2: There was a great moment because he's got the big
Speaker 2: instrumental band and at one point the band Big Show
Speaker 2: Bad We'll play there instruments while they're roaming through the crowd,
Speaker 2: and the guitarist was in the aisle right next to us,
Speaker 2: right and he's guitar solo. And this little kid looks
Speaker 2: up and you can tell this little kid's eyes have
Speaker 2: lit up like he's got the moment. The guitarist is
Speaker 2: next to him and the kid puts his hand up
Speaker 2: for a high five. The guitarists in the middle of
Speaker 2: and you can see the guitarists like his little heartbreaking
Speaker 2: like head but and the kids just handslow comes down
Speaker 2: so sad. It was the worst.
Speaker 1: I had a conversation with Bruno Mars in the Quantus
Speaker 1: business lounge at l a X.
Speaker 4: What did you say?
Speaker 5: Awkwardly?
Speaker 1: I just said hello. It was a very brief hello.
Speaker 2: But he was getting himself Amatizedman.
Speaker 1: He was fixing himself some It was the breakfast menu,
Speaker 1: so he was getting some granola and some yogurt and
Speaker 1: some and I was like, hey, how are you going?
Speaker 4: Did you say gimme anyway?
Speaker 1: He was flying to Sitney. I was frying to Melbourn.
Speaker 1: Were on the same flat luck.
Speaker 3: You couldn't annoy him.
Speaker 5: What did he say? Aback?
Speaker 1: He said hey, man, how are you doing?
Speaker 3: So he didn't say how you.
Speaker 1: Doing?
Speaker 5: And then he would have held his granola walking back
Speaker 5: to the table. This guy is following now.
Speaker 4: This is very very small banger after banger, much like
Speaker 4: Doua Lipa was. When she was here, I knew I'd
Speaker 4: love it, and then when I got there I loved
Speaker 4: it even more. I also loved it because my friend
Speaker 4: Kedre Alexander was opening for Doer and Keita, who we
Speaker 4: love fresh Fer and performing the dual leaper across the country.
Speaker 4: She's got her own show. It's announced the Press Pause
Speaker 4: to a live July eleventh at the North Theater. Tickets
Speaker 4: are on sale now. Tickets and involved livenation dot com
Speaker 4: dot au. Now you might remember when Keith Alexander was
Speaker 4: in here before she went on to it with Deeper
Speaker 4: doer Lipa. She was talking about how she was getting
Speaker 4: like you know, like athletes get match fit. She was
Speaker 4: getting stage fit. And we saw that video of her
Speaker 4: running and playing the guitar and she was running and
Speaker 4: singing on the treadmill.
Speaker 3: Was saying, Beyonce does that too.
Speaker 2: Taylor Swift did it as well.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Keter Alexander was telling.
Speaker 1: Us about that. No, we're not doing this again.
Speaker 6: Do you want to do a treadmillon?
Speaker 4: Get it one of those under the disk tread and
Speaker 4: just for the three hours, get the step count up
Speaker 4: the whole time.
Speaker 2: You imagine Moum with the handwaights.
Speaker 4: It's not about being fit chased. It's for your brain.
Speaker 2: Two stone, you run quick.
Speaker 4: I think we should all do it, all, do a
Speaker 4: show on treadmills or bikes.
Speaker 2: For years, you've been going on about wanting the treadmills
Speaker 2: where there's a treadmill like little office ones you put them.
Speaker 3: Might have a big one or a bike.
Speaker 4: There's like office seats with bikes that you can pedal.
Speaker 1: Guess what today's the day?
Speaker 4: Today's the day?
Speaker 1: Stand up?
Speaker 2: Big boy.
Speaker 4: Treadmills are in the studio.
Speaker 1: Treadmills are in.
Speaker 3: A lot of my new runners that Ned Brockman's well.
Speaker 1: You should say that I wore my active were as
Speaker 1: well with some bike shorts.
Speaker 3: Get your stick. We're doing our treadmilk.
Speaker 1: Look at the is Have a look at his face.
Speaker 4: What footwear did you.
Speaker 2: Ones wearing very heavy air force one.
Speaker 4: That's all right, you'll be right very Do you know
Speaker 4: how many days we've tried to do this and in
Speaker 4: the morning meeting we're like, oh, he's in the mood.
Speaker 3: Today is not the day. You came in today in.
Speaker 4: A great mood?
Speaker 1: Is the dad frolic?
Speaker 4: This is what things do to get fit. I am
Speaker 4: not a singer, no, but you're a performer. So you're
Speaker 4: going to walk on the tread military the show.
Speaker 1: Are we on a right?
Speaker 2: Can I ask?
Speaker 5: Is this why you're wearing no, no, no pink bike pants?
Speaker 1: It is? And if you're lucky. It's going. It's going.
Speaker 7: Now.
Speaker 1: I don't want to do not like this?
Speaker 6: What what?
Speaker 3: What level are we going to put the treadmills on?
Speaker 2: I want to be very clear too, five.
Speaker 4: Three, No, No, you're turning them all.
Speaker 5: I'm not doing this for the entire shot. Yes, I
Speaker 5: can give you a hot tip.
Speaker 1: So do you think can you imagine how many calories
Speaker 1: are going to burn?
Speaker 3: This is me forever now?
Speaker 5: How am I going to eat breakfast, panel the show
Speaker 5: and walk at the same time?
Speaker 3: This is me forever now? Oh, he's fallen off again.
Speaker 4: Do you think Do you think if I put like
Speaker 4: my phone on the health app, my step can't be
Speaker 4: registered even though we're not moving.
Speaker 2: Can I ask?
Speaker 5: Are we doing this for any reason?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Because we're getting We're doing treadmills.
Speaker 1: Do you know what the reason is that?
Speaker 3: I just always wanted to.
Speaker 4: It's not for charity. No, the charity is ours us.
Speaker 1: We wanted to suck the power from you. That's why.
Speaker 4: We've got our milk.
Speaker 1: Are you right mate?
Speaker 5: Are you okay?
Speaker 4: The treadmill is not.
Speaker 3: As wide as the one at my gym, and I
Speaker 3: hit the side eyes.
Speaker 9: On the road.
Speaker 1: Ronda on it's alreadytten here.
Speaker 3: Okay, run them back on. Just kee walk like a supermodel,
Speaker 3: one foot in front of the other. Not too white,
Speaker 3: or you'll go.
Speaker 2: Off like this, Lauren. If I just walk like I'm on.
Speaker 1: The catwalk, I'll look you look skinnier already?
Speaker 2: Do I look lean clean?
Speaker 1: Look late? Do you want borrow my back hands?
Speaker 3: I think mine's a bit I'm getting.
Speaker 2: If you got a stitch, stitch I'm getting that's supposed
Speaker 2: to happen this early.
Speaker 1: We should get him some bike pants anyway, So we'll
Speaker 1: be continuing this.
Speaker 3: Can anyone even hear us?
Speaker 1: Or tell if you'd like us to.
Speaker 5: Spat twenty minutes. We do this for charity.
Speaker 4: Are you a charity? And would you? But we're not
Speaker 4: raising money. Hang on, so we've been going for two minutes. Sorry,
Speaker 4: we've only gone one hundred and thirty meters.
Speaker 1: It is enjoying it.
Speaker 2: The treadmill show today. It is lovely smile Ja. So
Speaker 2: the question is who will be alive at nine? I
Speaker 2: know who I'd be putting my money on.
Speaker 4: Not me.
Speaker 5: I have no idea why, but for some reason we
Speaker 5: are doing a treadmill show today.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because we've just been wanting to do it for
Speaker 4: a long time. And these treadmills, these treadmills have been
Speaker 4: hidden and every day they're like, we don't think today's day,
Speaker 4: Jose is not in a good mood. And I said,
Speaker 4: if we wait until the day where Jas is in
Speaker 4: a good mood, these treadmills are going to stay in
Speaker 4: the box forever.
Speaker 5: I will never come in in a good mood again.
Speaker 3: Look, you're actually like it's like you're hiking Upper Mountain.
Speaker 1: I've taken.
Speaker 3: Walking on mini treadmill.
Speaker 2: You too, have like rocked up in actively.
Speaker 1: You look like you're starring an Arabic while is summer.
Speaker 1: Bodies aren't built in summer, the mountain, winter and autumn.
Speaker 2: You become a bloody went from the frame cover of
Speaker 2: one men's health magazine eating boiled Eggs for Your Life
Speaker 2: and boiled Exit.
Speaker 4: Jas has cracked it because he came in in night
Speaker 4: care force ones, which he thinks doesn't enough arch support.
Speaker 1: You are very heavy on that carefoot.
Speaker 5: He's taking the shoes off.
Speaker 1: That's like grounding. Grounding is very.
Speaker 5: Popular at the.
Speaker 7: Trying.
Speaker 4: I can tell that you're actually trying to be like,
Speaker 4: I'm cool with it. I'm a cool guy, and.
Speaker 2: I'm trying not to be like I'm trying to be
Speaker 2: a spoilsport. Spoil sport. I want to be involved.
Speaker 3: Everyone else thinks it's funny, but I.
Speaker 5: Just came so close then to telling you to wait
Speaker 5: till he starts sweating.
Speaker 3: It is a bit warm.
Speaker 2: Is technically here wearing linen?
Speaker 4: We are in the depths of hell.
Speaker 3: I've never seen your exercise, so here we are.
Speaker 2: Boy getting his ass alive from the treadmill. This is
Speaker 2: over one hundred Good morning. You're on the air with
Speaker 2: Jason Lione. Clint's here as well. We're doing to thanks
Speaker 2: to Shelready Express, and for absolutely no reason, we are
Speaker 2: all doing the show on treadmills today.
Speaker 3: How's your anxiety going because you're not really loving this.
Speaker 2: Are you. I'm angry and that's fine, Lauren, But I
Speaker 2: am a good sport, so I will play ball.
Speaker 4: Clint's eating his breakfast on the treadmill. I've had a
Speaker 4: coffee on the triammill.
Speaker 5: Clint can die face first off the treadmill for all
Speaker 5: I care right now, so.
Speaker 3: Mad at us. We've been talking about doing this for
Speaker 3: a long time.
Speaker 1: The calories are going to burn.
Speaker 3: This is because you know why we're doing it.
Speaker 4: It's because you once said you're going to start a
Speaker 4: run club, You're going to run to work, and you
Speaker 4: never did it.
Speaker 5: I run away from work right now, Lauren.
Speaker 3: So now we're walking at work, I think what's we need?
Speaker 1: I think we need to turn it up a little bit.
Speaker 5: I think what.
Speaker 4: Annoys is we're all on the same speed. So Clint
Speaker 4: turns it up, we all go up.
Speaker 2: Clint, I'll just turn it up a couple I'll tell
Speaker 2: you where you can remote. Annoys me the most is
Speaker 2: because everyone was in on this fun little adventure. Everyone.
Speaker 4: Sorry, Jason, imagine being on the outside.
Speaker 2: So everyone everyone's rocked up in active where I've rocked
Speaker 2: up in nice collared shirt.
Speaker 1: Just got a little first time ever.
Speaker 3: You normally wear like board shorts and a T shirt,
Speaker 3: and today.
Speaker 4: It's proper clothes. And we've surprised you with a treadmill shop.
Speaker 4: So we each have treadmills under the desk and we're
Speaker 4: going to get our step counter. Because there's just not
Speaker 4: enough hours in the day, is there what you could
Speaker 4: be doing? Jade's like, this woman is complaining about your
Speaker 4: commute from work. There's a lady in Sydney who's been
Speaker 4: talking about Well, I felt there's been a lot in
Speaker 4: the news about working from home at the moment, some.
Speaker 2: People's done the backflip, hasn't he wanted?
Speaker 4: Did he want government officials or people go back.
Speaker 1: Into the office, Well, public service.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then we're blown up and said no way.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Is that well, women, especially women in the workforce, Well,
Speaker 1: because women have got you know, more often than not,
Speaker 1: women are staying home with their kids, and you're having
Speaker 1: to work from home because they're juggling a lot more.
Speaker 4: If my kids are home, i'd want to go to work,
Speaker 4: Like I feel like that would be hard to work
Speaker 4: and have kids.
Speaker 3: But I guess you don't have to take care that.
Speaker 2: My dad always said, try and get a job with
Speaker 2: the government. You'll never get fired. Really well, it's good
Speaker 2: super as well. Yeah, he said, honestly, you can put
Speaker 2: your feet up, do nothing. Don't give you.
Speaker 4: Another issue is now that people have taken jobs while
Speaker 4: they've been allowed to work from home, and when they're
Speaker 4: being now asked to come back into the office. Like
Speaker 4: this woman it's a three hour round trip. Sorry, well
Speaker 4: she's got an hour and a half commute.
Speaker 1: Each way on the train, tram, but treadmill, not sure?
Speaker 3: Just an hour and a half, three hours.
Speaker 4: Cleaned, three hours in your day a spear traffic. So
Speaker 4: she was saying, well, hang on, I took this job
Speaker 4: when it was working from home job, and now you'll
Speaker 4: be coming to the office.
Speaker 5: Leave the office, give me a helicopter made of mine.
Speaker 1: Who three hours?
Speaker 2: He probably does a one hour around, like one hour.
Speaker 1: Commute, that's uncommon.
Speaker 2: But it's on the ferry in Sydney. So he just
Speaker 2: does all his work like he's like, you know, I
Speaker 2: can cut into my workday.
Speaker 1: That seems to get very rough though they can. Those
Speaker 1: fairies are on board in the morning commute. God, there's
Speaker 1: now a ferry from Geelong to Melbourne, isn't there. A
Speaker 1: lot of people get the ferry from Geelong to be
Speaker 1: a bit rough and speaking of Geelong baller at Bendigo,
Speaker 1: a lot of people jump on trains. It's an hour
Speaker 1: an hour and a half.
Speaker 4: If it was an hour and a half, I prefer
Speaker 4: to be on a train because you can do work
Speaker 4: you can do.
Speaker 1: But also sometimes if you're jumping on the Monash Freeway
Speaker 1: at you know, Wellington Road, sometimes it takes and how
Speaker 1: it's get in here to.
Speaker 2: Get to Williamstown, over the over the bloody that construction
Speaker 2: area and over the bridge. It's a nightmare.
Speaker 4: Where do you want to know on thirteen twenty four ten, Melbourne?
Speaker 4: How long is your commute?
Speaker 5: How how can we get this morning?
Speaker 4: Let's see so this needs to take you to get
Speaker 4: here in the morning.
Speaker 2: About twenty two minutes twenty two and then it's about
Speaker 2: thirty to thirty five on the way home, okay, depending
Speaker 2: which truck.
Speaker 1: Through to go beat trode be Trade's a bit of
Speaker 1: a nightmare.
Speaker 2: No, I don't get beat trade. I'm rough sided than
Speaker 2: their p and I'm inland well.
Speaker 4: People sitting in there car hours getting.
Speaker 5: To them from work, trying to get it on the
Speaker 5: Nepean from sink Kildare.
Speaker 3: That would be people listening to us right now. He's
Speaker 3: probably less an hour ago.
Speaker 2: Thirteen to twenty four ten is our number. Let's see
Speaker 2: how high we can get Melbourne? How BIG's he can here?
Speaker 2: Give us a call over. Welcome to our random treadmill
Speaker 2: show or we just ticked.
Speaker 4: Over half an hour on the Tready, guys, what we
Speaker 4: are using three individual treadmills under the desk because Jace
Speaker 4: wanted to once start a run club, said he would
Speaker 4: run or walk to work every morning.
Speaker 3: He's never done it.
Speaker 2: I've said a lot of stupid things on this show.
Speaker 3: Yes, and we like to make your stupid ideas come
Speaker 3: to Fruition.
Speaker 5: Said I would love to do the show live from
Speaker 5: a sena.
Speaker 3: Well, we can definitely do that.
Speaker 9: We do.
Speaker 1: That's mine.
Speaker 5: I'm free now. So we are live from the treadmill.
Speaker 1: Twenty k' is all up?
Speaker 4: That'd be good you reckon, We do twenty k's in
Speaker 4: the show.
Speaker 2: Okay, more on the tread Let's play down treadmill, Mike.
Speaker 2: More on that in the sect. First, So we are
Speaker 2: looking for Melbourne's biggest commute this morning here.
Speaker 4: On nov Yes, because there's people out there who were commuting.
Speaker 4: I mean an hour seems like a long time. Two
Speaker 4: hours in the car each me, well, about.
Speaker 3: Fourteen minutes I do.
Speaker 1: About eleven minutes at twenty home.
Speaker 2: It was very inconvenient for you too when we moved
Speaker 2: from Richmond to no Sorry, about six minutes.
Speaker 1: For me it was about thirty five seconds.
Speaker 4: But also to the time of day I did. If
Speaker 4: I went from my house here at like eight thirty,
Speaker 4: it would take fine and a half now, but.
Speaker 5: It's worth the extra ten minutes.
Speaker 1: Oh boy, I'd drive an extra three hours. Just chelse
Speaker 1: in Dora and good morning, good morning?
Speaker 2: Sorry one sec? Did you just almost fall off the treadmills?
Speaker 2: If someone faced plants today, that'll do me, Charles. How
Speaker 2: long did you commute on a good day?
Speaker 10: It's about three hours round trip.
Speaker 4: Where are you going to and from.
Speaker 11: From Dorian into the city?
Speaker 1: And how do you do that on a in a car?
Speaker 10: In a car?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Do you what?
Speaker 4: What's you? Are you in peak times or are you
Speaker 4: in a time at least when you can like take
Speaker 4: work calls and make yourself useful within those three hours?
Speaker 9: I do adjusted hours.
Speaker 12: I actually start a little bit earlier and finish earlier.
Speaker 1: Yes, three hour commute.
Speaker 4: If you're in peak times, it even longer.
Speaker 5: Please tell me you're not just listening to us, jelfs
Speaker 5: oh most of the time.
Speaker 11: Sometimes I do go to an audiobook, but with you generally.
Speaker 3: When Jason's telling us, that's when you put your audiobook on.
Speaker 2: Good morning? Did not take morning taking the bait? Lauren?
Speaker 5: How long is you're commute currently?
Speaker 10: I've been in the car for an hour and a
Speaker 10: half and I'm coming from Geelong and.
Speaker 4: How much further do you have to go?
Speaker 13: At least another half an hour?
Speaker 11: My map says.
Speaker 5: You've gone past the giant servos.
Speaker 11: Oh yep.
Speaker 1: Is there a road that you get to that's like
Speaker 1: particularly bad, like.
Speaker 12: As soon as you kind of ghet the weryby era.
Speaker 1: Like Coroit Creek Road. Yep?
Speaker 12: And there's no fairies anymore from Geelong during the wait.
Speaker 9: From Port Arlington.
Speaker 1: Not that's happen.
Speaker 5: There's a business opportunity for us, fairy. I'll get the
Speaker 5: tiny out.
Speaker 1: We'll do a show by the fairy.
Speaker 5: Should we do a show on my boat? We should?
Speaker 2: Can we do?
Speaker 1: Can we the trust me?
Speaker 13: Even when there's no trains?
Speaker 7: Yeah, lots of.
Speaker 12: People from.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the Geelong Melbourne communities can be savage shout out
Speaker 4: for doing that. But there's also people who live in
Speaker 4: a lot of people live in Melbourne and commute down
Speaker 4: to July because.
Speaker 2: We can do a show on my boat and god
Speaker 2: forbid that the weather. They can take five people in
Speaker 2: the let's be big. It's not big, but if the
Speaker 2: water is flat, we can maybe go and pick someone
Speaker 2: up from Geelong and bring them to work.
Speaker 3: How long would that take.
Speaker 1: We'll need some form of rescue you.
Speaker 4: I might be on the support, but you you take
Speaker 4: this in.
Speaker 2: I can't wait to see me getting winched into a
Speaker 2: chop on the news that night.
Speaker 4: Ruby, good morning, good morning to talk to us. How
Speaker 4: long is your commuting are you currently on it?
Speaker 12: Yes, I'm sure.
Speaker 11: It's about two hours there?
Speaker 10: And then I drive two hours from as Well and
Speaker 10: I've got about twenty minutes to go.
Speaker 4: To and from Well.
Speaker 12: I go from Frankston to Cranburn and then from Cramburnt Wallert.
Speaker 11: What do you do my traffic control?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 4: Sorry, do you mean what does she does a job?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yes, traffic control?
Speaker 1: Asking what you did in the car?
Speaker 3: What do you do in the car for four hours
Speaker 3: a day?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 12: Just talk, listen to the radio, try to win thing.
Speaker 4: Something.
Speaker 1: Let's give us something, give us something reach.
Speaker 4: Do you know we're currently on treadmills? Or we do
Speaker 4: this show which is making it very win something.
Speaker 11: I love to win something.
Speaker 12: I've been trying hard every hour at work.
Speaker 5: Well, here's a get away. We're going to send you
Speaker 5: on a road.
Speaker 1: Trip that's rubbing salty the water.
Speaker 4: Soon enough time in the car.
Speaker 2: I'm joking. How did I hook you up with a
Speaker 2: two undred dollars and a condavout you?
Speaker 10: Oh beautiful?
Speaker 13: I would love that.
Speaker 2: No worries pay less so you can play more this
Speaker 2: Easter thanks to Anaconda. We are live from the treadmills
Speaker 2: this morning for absolutely no reason.
Speaker 1: Would to annoy you.
Speaker 4: How we can walk in the show and how much
Speaker 4: we can get under Jason's skin?
Speaker 2: Yep? Will well?
Speaker 5: Will I live till nine?
Speaker 1: How's you? Is there a bit of rush? There is
Speaker 1: a little bit of rashty wearing today my sweating, No,
Speaker 1: not yet, but what's it a pont you wearing?
Speaker 2: I'm are tight bonds.
Speaker 4: So we bought these out at six thirty. If you've
Speaker 4: just tuned in, it's seven. It's now seven o'clock and
Speaker 4: Jason's already taken his shoes off. It's bare foot.
Speaker 5: The shirt's coming off.
Speaker 1: So no, no, no, no, we'll get you a T shirt.
Speaker 4: Someone getting the T shirt he's wearing back with shorts
Speaker 4: and he's offered to take his over shorts off and
Speaker 4: just wear the bark.
Speaker 5: No, No, I'm good, I will, I'm good to the team.
Speaker 2: I'd rather the chape than see many Quint's Jason treadmill shows.
Speaker 2: Do you want yay? Good morning Melbourne, John.
Speaker 3: Ten past seven Morning Melbourne.
Speaker 2: Top of the World team. Absolutely no reason, but the
Speaker 2: randomness is a couple of reasons. We are alive from
Speaker 2: treadmills this morning, fading up the treadmill bike.
Speaker 4: Now, Clint and I did that run with Ned at
Speaker 4: four am?
Speaker 1: Didn Did Ned not inspire you? Jays?
Speaker 2: Yes to drink chocolate milk?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 4: But he got us up at about before the show
Speaker 4: and we were like, wouldn't it be amazing exercise before
Speaker 4: the show. It's just it's a bit tricky. So we're
Speaker 4: exercising during the show. We're going to see how amazing
Speaker 4: we feel at the end of it.
Speaker 3: So far, cry penalty Jase, I've never in my life.
Speaker 2: So angry.
Speaker 1: Well, that's because he's Fitz. No, it's because no one moist.
Speaker 4: He's let's just quickly cut to the phone room to
Speaker 4: our producers out there. Have you ever seen Jason this filthy?
Speaker 1: He's so angry?
Speaker 5: Do you know why I'm angry?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: Sorry, bigfoot?
Speaker 2: What I like being clean? I like not sweating, I
Speaker 2: like you know, exercise. I like a nice presh shirt.
Speaker 2: And no one's given me notice so I rocked up
Speaker 2: in I.
Speaker 4: Thought it would be fun, you know, like when we
Speaker 4: do spontaneous things.
Speaker 1: Shirt, can you describe how his walking stuff like Bigfoot.
Speaker 4: He's really heel to heel to light lights on the toes.
Speaker 1: Some weights, get the bird, turn it up.
Speaker 4: Some months.
Speaker 1: We're running.
Speaker 4: We're running.
Speaker 5: This is great. So the only problem is when you
Speaker 5: shurn up your treadmill.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, they're all in units. Oh my god, look
Speaker 4: at his cheeks bouncing. Oh my god, he forgot his sports.
Speaker 4: I've got a spare in still to come this morning.
Speaker 5: Your chances when Teddy swims tickets, when you keep Teddy give.
Speaker 2: Us a ring?
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: His page and it's quite hot.
Speaker 5: This is Jason Urren glints here as well.
Speaker 2: We don't want to Thanks to Shelve Ready Express, we
Speaker 2: are live from Live on treadmills this morning.
Speaker 4: About yeah there. Now, I don't think you can win
Speaker 4: because Jason only walked about three kilometers this morning so far,
Speaker 4: and our next guest would do that as a.
Speaker 1: Warm up exactly. And he's so dedicated to his craft,
Speaker 1: that craft being footy, so much so that he's decided
Speaker 1: to drive a little bit of sponsorship via a tattoo, Darcy,
Speaker 1: foggy star of the Adelaide Crows, He's got a tattoo
Speaker 1: on his What is that? He's right to the bicet,
Speaker 1: the under the undercarriage of the bicet, and it is Jace,
Speaker 1: a gigantic can of Cooper's draft. Now we're talking, Darcy
Speaker 1: joins us now from Adelaide. Good morning, good morning.
Speaker 9: Good morning. Thanks for having me.
Speaker 5: We're actually hitting your way towards the end of the week.
Speaker 5: We're going to be lie from gather round.
Speaker 9: You're coming over.
Speaker 1: We're very good things. I mean, Jack Higgins hasn't been
Speaker 1: so complimentary, but we'll get there shortly, he said.
Speaker 3: He said he doesn't like Adelaide.
Speaker 4: What do you have to say about that, Darcy?
Speaker 9: I wasn't too impressed. He obviously hasn't explored too much
Speaker 9: of the joint. But fine to be able to figure
Speaker 9: it out.
Speaker 1: Mate. We loved it.
Speaker 5: We came over last year. It was heaving.
Speaker 2: The vibe is incredible. What was that Street executive producer
Speaker 2: who is a little dodgy brody drove us down.
Speaker 1: Adelaide supporter Heinley Street, Fun, isn't it, Darcy?
Speaker 9: I don't venture down there so much anymore, but you
Speaker 9: probably can. It's a little bit reality for me.
Speaker 1: So Darcy, why why have you got a tattoo of
Speaker 1: a Cooper's I mean, it's a great beer Cooper's draft
Speaker 1: on your the undercarriage of your bicep.
Speaker 9: It's massy, it is, it is big, it is. No,
Speaker 9: I don't know. I just I've always loved Coopers and yeah,
Speaker 9: there was a chance to get involved in the campaign
Speaker 9: they're doing for gathering, so I thought, why not?
Speaker 4: Come on?
Speaker 5: How much were talking.
Speaker 9: The love of the love of the beer slabs for
Speaker 9: a couple of palette the leaf?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Absolutely the fans. Aren't the fans going to be
Speaker 1: celebrating when you kick goals because they could be getting
Speaker 1: some free froths?
Speaker 9: Oh so I think at the yeah, at the on Thursday.
Speaker 9: So every goal for each half, well, every goal us
Speaker 9: goal for each half. If Adelaide scores Cooper's pause, that's yeah,
Speaker 9: drinks on Cooper's the whole team.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and if you've got a goal celebration map dat
Speaker 1: I'm told, I don't know.
Speaker 9: I'm trying to thank of some So if you've got any.
Speaker 4: Beer can oh no, surely you just flects that by set.
Speaker 9: I'm not trying to tip it up and.
Speaker 4: Get the guns out.
Speaker 1: It's not a real tattoo, is it.
Speaker 9: Well, it's still there at the moment.
Speaker 1: Not real. It's like a three quarter real tattoo. It's
Speaker 1: like one of those you know. I think henna tattoo
Speaker 1: is how they are for a long time, not forever. Oh,
Speaker 1: but it's still very very bogan.
Speaker 5: Would you get an over one for five k.
Speaker 1: It is?
Speaker 9: Maybe?
Speaker 3: Now talk to us.
Speaker 4: We are coming together around. Is there anything we must
Speaker 4: do while we're in Adelaide? We're bringing a whole bunch
Speaker 4: of our listeners with us. Is there one place we
Speaker 4: must visit? One thing we must do besides going to
Speaker 4: the foot of.
Speaker 3: Course and watch the crows.
Speaker 9: You can go down south. There's about four or five
Speaker 9: wineries down there or up in the Brosa. They're all
Speaker 9: They're all beautiful up there. So hey, if you're into
Speaker 9: your wine and you're good food, that's where I would
Speaker 9: be gone.
Speaker 2: With all the games happening in your hometown, do you
Speaker 2: get a chance to actually get to go to any
Speaker 2: other ones?
Speaker 7: Yeah, we can.
Speaker 9: I'm not I'm ducking off out of the city whilst
Speaker 9: everyone comes here. So I'll be around for a little bit,
Speaker 9: but once sort of Daddy rolls around, I'm going to
Speaker 9: duck out into the hills and sort of enjoy a
Speaker 9: little bit more required a weekend.
Speaker 3: We'll be looking for you.
Speaker 2: You're doing that thing where when there's an event on
Speaker 2: people sell car spots in their front.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 9: Yeah, that's my garage of trees.
Speaker 1: Have you got any advice for Lauren because she hasn't
Speaker 1: been dealing too well with daylight savings a switch over?
Speaker 1: And I know the time difference between Melbourne and Adelaide
Speaker 1: is quite extreme, a big half an hour ahead.
Speaker 9: It might rock you a little bit at the start,
Speaker 9: but I reckon you'll get here.
Speaker 2: Why do that?
Speaker 1: Now? You're a South Australia Why on earth do you?
Speaker 1: Why do you do it? What the half hour?
Speaker 3: Well, it's that's how the world clockworks.
Speaker 1: Clinched half an hour. Wouldn't you go for an hour?
Speaker 3: It's not far enough away. I don't know, Darcy. You
Speaker 3: could be smarter than me. Do you know how the
Speaker 3: world clockworks?
Speaker 9: It just takes the sun half an hour to get you.
Speaker 2: I love you, hey, we are so excited about coming
Speaker 2: down on a Friday. Mate. Nice work with Cooper's and
Speaker 2: cheers to jumping on this morning.
Speaker 1: Thank you for having me Thursday night?
Speaker 4: Are we going Thursday night to see the Cats?
Speaker 5: Are My money is on?
Speaker 1: Are we Adelaide? I can't keep up with that gather
Speaker 1: around schedule.
Speaker 2: Hey god, yeah, it's a bit of a bogut thing
Speaker 2: to do, isn't it?
Speaker 1: Persolutely? He's gone now so you can say it. What
Speaker 1: did terribly?
Speaker 3: Terribly the most borganic thing I've heard?
Speaker 2: Well, coming up next we are going to do he
Speaker 2: Bogan quiz Bogan bingo. Our producer Brody is going to
Speaker 2: read some out. We have to say yeah or a
Speaker 2: whether we are guilty? You'd be most Bogan try money's
Speaker 2: on standaway.
Speaker 3: I think I might surprise you and me maybe.
Speaker 2: Revealed Lauren Bogan Phillips.
Speaker 1: I loved him thirsty.
Speaker 2: Coming up next, stunning over. We are for no reason
Speaker 2: at all? Were life from treadmills this morning?
Speaker 4: We are, and some of us are enjoying it more
Speaker 4: than others, enjoying it so much. Second pair of shorts.
Speaker 4: He's had to do it out first.
Speaker 5: More on the Treadmill show coming up, and.
Speaker 3: He's not happy Melbourne.
Speaker 4: Sorry, sorry, not.
Speaker 1: Sorry for the time being we're talking about all things
Speaker 1: Bogan because we think what Darcy Foggerty of the Adelaide
Speaker 1: Crows is doing is genius, but it's also a bit
Speaker 1: Bogan as well.
Speaker 4: Got a Cooper's draft on his bicyle tattooed, so I
Speaker 4: thought it.
Speaker 5: Was a real tap but it isn't.
Speaker 1: It's sort of like this semi permanent one. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: guess you could say, sort of like a hen a tattoo.
Speaker 5: What do you reckon he would have got for that?
Speaker 1: Oh, Matt, that's good. Apparently Apparently in terms of background,
Speaker 1: nothing in terms of licensing applies to the skin. So
Speaker 1: that's the loophole because you can't go putting Bailey Smith
Speaker 1: and the headmand Yes, Nike, but if it's on your skin,
Speaker 1: there's nothing in the enterprise bargaining agreement.
Speaker 4: So we're good theoretically, So Mad we can.
Speaker 2: Theoretically use our time marketing budget and ink someone to
Speaker 2: look like the.
Speaker 5: No Over boy.
Speaker 2: Yes, just have a giant red player running around. That'd
Speaker 2: be Bogan that massively. Speaking of Bogans, executive producer.
Speaker 4: Brody, I know he's a Bogan.
Speaker 3: What football team do you bank for?
Speaker 2: There?
Speaker 1: I think it starts and ends with Brody.
Speaker 5: We are about to do a Bogan test. How this
Speaker 5: will work, Bros.
Speaker 6: I've got an official list of things that are Bogan,
Speaker 6: and if you do at least three of these things,
Speaker 6: then you are classified as a Bogan.
Speaker 5: Okay, names of your buzzers, guys.
Speaker 6: First up, you've ordered honey chicken or sweet and sour
Speaker 6: pork from a Chinese restaurant.
Speaker 4: Every day, Lauren. I don't do it every day of
Speaker 4: the week, but if I was ordering tasty.
Speaker 6: Second, you have a tattoo from overseas Lauren, Yeah, I.
Speaker 1: Mean, would you say that Sorrento's overseas?
Speaker 4: I thought you got your thilan just me.
Speaker 1: I'm not that silly. Oh my god?
Speaker 2: If you in the Bogan challenge from oversea?
Speaker 1: Okay, right, no double points?
Speaker 4: My mom was New York.
Speaker 6: You call a cigarette a dart?
Speaker 1: What about Dorry?
Speaker 6: I will include and Dorry.
Speaker 4: I'm not a Bogan, I'm bougie. I talk about vapes.
Speaker 4: Fall off.
Speaker 6: Is currently two points each. You've pulled the crumbs from
Speaker 6: a shaped packet directly into your mouth, Clint, No, I don't.
Speaker 1: Put in the s.
Speaker 6: You've called someone champion, Oh yeah, champ, Champion champion, pat.
Speaker 3: Them on the head while you walk past as well.
Speaker 5: I don't like a champ, call them the show. I
Speaker 5: don't like the Hello legends.
Speaker 4: Hello legends. Why I don't mind.
Speaker 3: You can call me a legend anytime next, Champ.
Speaker 6: You have visited one of the novelty big things in Australia,
Speaker 6: the ram, the banana.
Speaker 1: Et cetera.
Speaker 4: The I mean to the prawn, and I've been to
Speaker 4: the strawberry.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the pineapple is back by the way when
Speaker 1: I went through there the other day.
Speaker 3: I've also been to the avocado.
Speaker 1: The avocado. The pineapple has brought back the path.
Speaker 4: Did you ever go in for where's the big Pineapple?
Speaker 6: Co?
Speaker 1: Go there over the New Year?
Speaker 2: The big Did you go on the train?
Speaker 1: A gingerbread factory?
Speaker 2: Assie World? Probably Aussie World should have.
Speaker 6: And finally, the thing that makes you a bogan in
Speaker 6: Australia is you've bought lunch from a food court.
Speaker 4: That's normal, all right, give it to the biggest bogan.
Speaker 4: I think I might have won.
Speaker 6: I think it was he won the Test in third place.
Speaker 6: As a fair bogan is.
Speaker 3: Clinton as a bronze on thet A.
Speaker 6: Regular level bogan. We have chase amount of people and
Speaker 6: a premium Bogan thought, Lauren Fillers, do you have those
Speaker 6: fake on handbacks?
Speaker 1: Please?
Speaker 2: I love you will. I'm a bougie Bogan, boogie Bogan.
Speaker 3: I did drive a youth for a.
Speaker 4: While in Barron.
Speaker 3: Yeah it is that that's up there.
Speaker 1: That's sexy.
Speaker 4: It's chicks Instagram paper really yea Chicks and New.
Speaker 1: Bring it up. Okay, we're after check out checks the trademill.
Speaker 2: Jason for absolutely no reason, pure randomness.
Speaker 1: What's for fitness?
Speaker 5: We are live from treadmills this morning.
Speaker 4: I love our team who have done that beautiful opener
Speaker 4: that says we're doing Aqua Aeroba.
Speaker 1: Full surprise, double surprise. It is. It has been.
Speaker 2: Everyone else rocked up in active works. At myself. No
Speaker 2: one gave me the heads up we're.
Speaker 5: Doing a treadmill.
Speaker 4: I think he's a bit salty about it.
Speaker 2: Just just to curiosity.
Speaker 1: What have we spent to be honest?
Speaker 4: Wait, these treadmills arrived so long ago when we first
Speaker 4: started talking about this, and every morning we're like, every
Speaker 4: afternoon we'll do the treadmill show tomorrow and then in
Speaker 4: the morning the mood we.
Speaker 3: Got them in a mood we can't do it today.
Speaker 1: We got them in a Black Friday sale.
Speaker 2: Last ye Black Fridays.
Speaker 3: We can never do it because Jason isn't any good enough.
Speaker 5: We got a deal on three How much, Brody, what
Speaker 5: have we spent on these things?
Speaker 1: It was almost too much?
Speaker 2: Do we own them?
Speaker 7: Whole?
Speaker 12: Course?
Speaker 4: You can't put a price on health, Jason.
Speaker 5: We are this is not a thing. Why this is
Speaker 5: about a thousand, sorry thousand dollars?
Speaker 3: When did you When did you become the treasurer? When
Speaker 3: did you become.
Speaker 5: Whenever I said let's do this and I get told
Speaker 5: we've got no money.
Speaker 3: No, that was the old station. There's heaps of money here.
Speaker 1: We're in charge of leisure. Here, here's the guy welcome.
Speaker 2: So Lauren's been going on for years saying she wants
Speaker 2: one of these stupid little desk treadmills.
Speaker 4: Because I just thought it would get my step count
Speaker 4: up in the morning. I don't have time to exercise
Speaker 4: in the morning. It's so good for your serotonin.
Speaker 5: I'm sorry. Do people really have these in offices around Melbourne?
Speaker 5: Are people really?
Speaker 4: Apparently? Apparently some people sit on desks at the deck,
Speaker 4: not on the desk at the desk on like a
Speaker 4: big bouncy medicine ball.
Speaker 5: Activate the course unless you're pregnant a bounty mate.
Speaker 4: And also some people have desk chased with bike legs.
Speaker 4: That's what I actually originally wanted to know.
Speaker 3: And you wouldn't even know that I was on it.
Speaker 4: And you said you can't handle one of those, and
Speaker 4: that was at the old station. I guess, well, I'm
Speaker 4: the boss here.
Speaker 2: Yes, maybe years ago before like stand Up my show,
Speaker 2: I'm the boss here before. I'm going to pull that
Speaker 2: statue you down in the car park one day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, great, he's like wadding. I also didn't realize Jurassic
Speaker 1: Park to Jurassic Park before Stand Up shovered a.
Speaker 4: New dinosaur today, it's the Jesus saw Us. Do you
Speaker 4: breathe fire to?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 1: You can have a turn to No, he's land based.
Speaker 2: Thirteen he does not. It does not run.
Speaker 7: That boy?
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, thirteen twenty four ten is our number.
Speaker 1: Jeez, what are we saying before?
Speaker 2: Sorry?
Speaker 5: Thirteen twenty.
Speaker 1: I'm hot. Someone get us some college and it's a sweatban.
Speaker 4: Also wearing leisure, I shouldn't haveught Malula Lemons should have
Speaker 4: gone with the short and hot plarties.
Speaker 1: I take it off.
Speaker 2: Maybe I'll take the I'm thirteen, twenty four ten. Does
Speaker 2: anyone have anyone in their workplace doing something stupid like
Speaker 2: treadmill desk? Do you have those little water features on
Speaker 2: your desks? We used to work with a girl on
Speaker 2: accounts that had that trickling little.
Speaker 1: Water that's called what do you mean to say, yangs?
Speaker 1: They're the mountains.
Speaker 4: It's for meditation, yes, or if.
Speaker 2: You get you know, if you've got someone in the
Speaker 2: office that does use one of those bounty balls.
Speaker 1: We've got Beautiful Vivi reception tarot card has crystals andtuff.
Speaker 1: We should bring her in.
Speaker 4: For some She read my cards the other day and
Speaker 4: I picked out of hundreds of them, this one card
Speaker 4: and I was like, this is so spiritual.
Speaker 3: It means so much to me.
Speaker 4: I've had a very bad week. And Jase walked in
Speaker 4: the dinosaur go to stop, stop, stump jump, What do
Speaker 4: you go doing? Beautiful Vivi is reading our cards. Gen
Speaker 4: Z got in on it. Beautiful Macy, who works with us,
Speaker 4: saw us, and then they said, we said, just shut
Speaker 4: up and pull out a card. He pulled out the
Speaker 4: matching card to me, and I wanted to jump out
Speaker 4: the window, I'm her spirit out of and it said
Speaker 4: he was my spirit animal.
Speaker 1: Get stumping.
Speaker 2: Hey, thirteen twenty four to ten is our number. Do
Speaker 2: you have someone who likes to be a bit quirky
Speaker 2: in the workplace?
Speaker 4: Yes, maybe it's fitness related, maybe it's spirit I love
Speaker 4: all of this stuff. By the way, this is not.
Speaker 2: True quirky workplace staff.
Speaker 4: Members treadmill desk bike.
Speaker 5: This morning we are doing the treadmill show.
Speaker 3: Yes, eighty three minutes on the treadmill.
Speaker 4: We've just clopped over.
Speaker 1: Hey, guys, good news. We've done three hundred and fifty calories.
Speaker 1: Well that means that's basically that's almost half of your breakfast.
Speaker 4: Oh god, it's that hard to burn on foods.
Speaker 1: Really, we've done four.
Speaker 4: K Anyway, we've got these little portable treadmills that literally
Speaker 4: for about three years I've been asking to get no no, no,
Speaker 4: no no is what I was hit with until our
Speaker 4: executive producer said, yes, Lauren and Clint, this is a
Speaker 4: great idea. So we're on the office treadmills.
Speaker 7: Right.
Speaker 4: We want to know on thirteen twenty four to ten,
Speaker 4: what kookie thing is in your office? Do you have
Speaker 4: someone with an office treadmill under their desk. Maybe it's
Speaker 4: one of those desk bikes. Maybe it's someone who has
Speaker 4: weird bathroom habits and they have to go home and
Speaker 4: come back.
Speaker 1: I was one of those guys.
Speaker 5: I'm one of us.
Speaker 4: Yeah, what's the weird thing going on in your not?
Speaker 1: You can't not do that? Do we? But yeah?
Speaker 12: Right?
Speaker 5: I drive all the way back to do you b
Speaker 5: No way?
Speaker 1: Really?
Speaker 2: No way?
Speaker 1: What about gross? I don't want to know about about
Speaker 1: the disabled twilts?
Speaker 2: No now, because there's I just talk. It's too far
Speaker 2: away from the door. Whata if someone just walked in
Speaker 2: you that's a little shower curtain.
Speaker 4: Okay, this is not about us, but there is plenty
Speaker 4: of things going on in this office, Nat in Blackburn,
Speaker 4: what's going on in yours?
Speaker 7: Well?
Speaker 11: I work for a family. The mom works from home,
Speaker 11: and she arrives, she gets dressed for the day, like
Speaker 11: and in nice dress, and then she'll do a couple
Speaker 11: of meeting and then next minute she goes to the bathroom,
Speaker 11: her active where on she could be walking in the
Speaker 11: treadmill for maybe an hour, at least hour and a
Speaker 11: half at a desk. She's got one of those updown desks.
Speaker 2: Up and go.
Speaker 5: She's getting.
Speaker 9: Worktime exactly, why not?
Speaker 11: Now she'll get changed again, yeah, yeah, and then she's
Speaker 11: obviously going to do trace to face meeting or something,
Speaker 11: and then again back to active where.
Speaker 4: Again you know what change the top.
Speaker 5: You cannot be doing a zoom meeting on a treadmill.
Speaker 4: Well, hate Nash, but the benefits of something like walking
Speaker 4: on a treadmill, walking in the fresh air gives you
Speaker 4: this tone in heid. I bet she's in a great
Speaker 4: mood afterwards.
Speaker 1: I mean, listen to Lauren and I always that beat. Yes.
Speaker 4: Now, for some reason it's had the adverse effect on
Speaker 4: our Jase.
Speaker 1: There's not much serotonin coming out of his Are you
Speaker 1: enjoying this chair?
Speaker 5: Yes, it's lovely.
Speaker 2: The only h's coming out of my pause at the
Speaker 2: moment is the pinot last night licking my arm. Let's
Speaker 2: go to Joe morning, Joe.
Speaker 1: Hello, Hey, going, we are good?
Speaker 4: You think is enjoying this?
Speaker 12: Ah, that's been weird my daughter where I have both
Speaker 12: of my daughters work for me, yes, and one of
Speaker 12: them cannot sit still in an office chair. And when
Speaker 12: she broke about three of them she breaks the arms
Speaker 12: off because she sits with their legs up down, cross
Speaker 12: leg and she'd put them around the back of her
Speaker 12: head if she could, so I had to buy her.
Speaker 12: It's called an ad HD chair and it cost me
Speaker 12: about six hundred bucks.
Speaker 3: Okay, we need one of those for Jay.
Speaker 4: So what what what do you do with it?
Speaker 2: Does it look like the electric chair. It's got straps
Speaker 2: so you hold.
Speaker 1: Them in place.
Speaker 12: I wish it would make it sit still. So what
Speaker 12: it does is it's got like this leg piece that
Speaker 12: goes three sixty degrees around the chair, so you can
Speaker 12: sit on the chair like normal, with that behind you,
Speaker 12: with your feet on the floor like most people sit
Speaker 12: at an office desk. Or you can bring it round
Speaker 12: the front so she can sit with their legs up,
Speaker 12: or she can off their legs on it. She can
Speaker 12: sit backwards on it so she's kind of on her knees.
Speaker 3: You can riggle around more.
Speaker 4: That's what Jay starts like climbing the walls in our meetings,
Speaker 4: doesn't he?
Speaker 12: We should get him an ADHD chair.
Speaker 1: The only issue is that we haven't got any more
Speaker 1: money in the budget on the tread treadmills.
Speaker 4: But we're going to try these in meetings when he's
Speaker 4: getting agitated we'll pull out the treadmill.
Speaker 1: It is hot, isn't it.
Speaker 5: Big boys not going to any meetings today?
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, no, you've got you know, you've got something
Speaker 4: after the show. We've got to go the show today doing. Yes,
Speaker 4: I'll tell you what you've got. Oh, you've got to
Speaker 4: do that. And then you've also got.
Speaker 5: To do My pants feel like a swimming pool right now,
Speaker 5: sweat up storm.
Speaker 4: Well he was going to have a shower mid show before.
Speaker 5: All right, it is.
Speaker 3: He hates this so much.
Speaker 4: He hates it's not his idea and he hates And
Speaker 4: here is jrepts.
Speaker 5: We're not doing the dinosaur thing again.
Speaker 4: Discovered in twenty twenty.
Speaker 1: Parts Welcome to Jurassic part It is just gone eight
Speaker 1: to eight.
Speaker 5: It is our show life in the treadmill today.
Speaker 2: We are all doing the show well on those silly
Speaker 2: little treadmills he can put under your desk at work.
Speaker 3: For no reason other than the fact that Clinton I
Speaker 3: wanted to do it, Jace didn't.
Speaker 5: I wouldn't have had so much lasagna last night if
Speaker 5: I knew we were.
Speaker 4: Doing This's beautiful friend Sedesh made us lasagnas, and we've
Speaker 4: all eaten them so we've car bloaded for a big
Speaker 4: height today.
Speaker 5: But I didn't know we're doing this, so I went
Speaker 5: back for seconds.
Speaker 4: And now you're burning it off.
Speaker 3: We've been on here for what two hours?
Speaker 2: When he hit him up for a sherlank and curry fantastic.
Speaker 1: I don't have that before the treadmill, definitely.
Speaker 5: I don't think we'll be returning this treadmill.
Speaker 4: All right, let's do the five gay question guys.
Speaker 3: Today.
Speaker 4: Our player is Rachel from Melton.
Speaker 3: Good morning, Rach, Hi, guys, how are you sweaty?
Speaker 5: Hi?
Speaker 4: Raight, you're a mom of two teenage boys. Are they
Speaker 4: still in school? Age?
Speaker 3: Or they finished school?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 4: One finished?
Speaker 13: One twelve?
Speaker 3: Good luck?
Speaker 5: You like you have to read crime thrillers?
Speaker 1: Is that Daniel Steele?
Speaker 7: I do Lee Child and.
Speaker 5: I think Daniels Romance.
Speaker 4: Yeah, my Nan used to read the Mum you Love Daniels.
Speaker 5: I'd visit. Nan should be all hot and sweaty, and
Speaker 5: I'm like even on the books.
Speaker 3: Sorry, sweaty? Now are you enjoying the treadmill?
Speaker 2: Loving it? Lauren? Okay?
Speaker 4: All?
Speaker 2: Rachel? Easy question for fifteen, medium question for five hundred
Speaker 2: or do you want to roll the dice and go
Speaker 2: for five k.
Speaker 5: What are we doing?
Speaker 2: Let's roll the dice, let's go big, five thousand dollars.
Speaker 4: You'll hear a question, Rachel'll hear a three two one countdown.
Speaker 4: You have to answer before that time is up. If
Speaker 4: you are correct, five thousand dollars will be yours. It'd
Speaker 4: be nice in the back pocket.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, good luck, Rachel. We need the answer before the
Speaker 2: time runs out. And I will point out Lauren got
Speaker 2: this one.
Speaker 1: I did so Clint, so it is gettable.
Speaker 4: Jace did not.
Speaker 1: Not surprising, great grammar.
Speaker 4: Good luck.
Speaker 5: For five thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: What is the official name for the and symbol found
Speaker 2: on a keyboard?
Speaker 1: Three?
Speaker 2: Yeah, the that's it.
Speaker 3: She's a reader, Rachel.
Speaker 12: Five thousand dollars, Thank you so much, Rachel morning.
Speaker 4: What are you going to do with five k?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 4: My god, I don't know.
Speaker 7: It looks like I'm gonna have to share it with
Speaker 7: my sunny gonna and claim.
Speaker 1: Some see they're with you? He is, yeah, yeah, who's that?
Speaker 1: What's your name? Zach? What do you think of mum?
Speaker 9: Oh, I'm just so proud.
Speaker 4: Well I didn't know it, so you didn't help her out, Zach,
Speaker 4: Rachel did it all on her own.
Speaker 9: That is awesome, he had totally he had some Look on.
Speaker 3: I'm Rachel from Melton. What does five thousand dollars mean
Speaker 3: to you?
Speaker 9: Oh my god at the moment so much. Honestly, it's
Speaker 9: like it's a big wait listed.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you, yeah, it sounds means a lot.
Speaker 4: Yep, goes a long way.
Speaker 3: Congratulations.
Speaker 4: What a way to start your Tuesday morning.
Speaker 1: Myself as well. That's we almost fell off our treadmills.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what.
Speaker 5: I'm going to hook you up with the family pastor
Speaker 5: fun Fields as well. Rachel.
Speaker 1: Okay, excellent, thank you so much, no worries, the amazing.
Speaker 4: All right, good on you, well done. I'm impressed.
Speaker 2: They sound you can say big at fun Fields Theme
Speaker 2: Parks end of season sale, that's all right, cheap of tickets,
Speaker 2: more thrills. Visit Funfields dot com dot Are you Rachel
Speaker 2: from Milton? Five thousand dollars? Congratulations?
Speaker 1: That's what you kids, read your books, because if you
Speaker 1: read your books, you win your five thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: Yes, thank you.
Speaker 5: My name would have known.
Speaker 4: An let me tell you, yes, it is on the
Speaker 4: Daniels Steer.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, she'd read it over and over over again
Speaker 2: on your name. Yeah, I was like, you're happy to
Speaker 2: see your grandson.
Speaker 5: Come back later?
Speaker 3: Okay, got on your name.
Speaker 2: It is Jason Lauren clint here as well. We're doing
Speaker 2: the treadmill show. What's our step count up to?
Speaker 1: Stand by? Please?
Speaker 3: We're like seven and a half kilometers into our walk
Speaker 3: this morning.
Speaker 1: I'm just waiting for to go about Jesus thanks to
Speaker 1: what we've done. Seven k's right, that's quite that's quite good.
Speaker 1: And you know, walking burns more calories than running. Really
Speaker 1: apparently apparently.
Speaker 4: Apparently walking on an incline where it's at.
Speaker 2: Guys want to talk bad behaving hoages.
Speaker 4: What as if, as if we would know anything about them?
Speaker 1: We're angels.
Speaker 5: We'll get to that.
Speaker 2: Dramas at an airb and b after a supposed family
Speaker 2: of five were booked into a airb and b in Geelong, however,
Speaker 2: hundreds of rowdy teens descended on the airbnb.
Speaker 5: It wasn't a family five. They were hosting a.
Speaker 4: Party, house party, but not in their own house.
Speaker 2: Things got out of hands, smashed glass, empty alcohol cans,
Speaker 2: broken stair railings, and then they started throwing furniture and
Speaker 2: appliances into the pool. Oh noon, into the pool.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, you're going to do that's going to
Speaker 3: be your own house, and then you just deal with
Speaker 3: mom and dad, not the police.
Speaker 2: Police are currently investigating. I feel for the owners. How
Speaker 2: many kids, Well they said it was a family of five.
Speaker 4: However, yeah, because you're not renting a house saying how
Speaker 4: many guests?
Speaker 5: Three hundred hundreds of teenagers to send them on property?
Speaker 4: Someone's in trouble. Throw house parties at your house all
Speaker 4: the time, my house party house.
Speaker 2: What I love is these people actually charged to cover charge.
Speaker 4: Oh, it's like a proper house party.
Speaker 2: Yep, five hundred rocked up. They were charged twenty bucks
Speaker 2: century No, yep, it's a good coin.
Speaker 3: Well, they can replace the dison next time you go away.
Speaker 5: I'm happy to house it for you.
Speaker 3: No, you're not welcome in my home.
Speaker 1: Well, when we used to do house parties in our house.
Speaker 4: In fact, that's untrue. You're always welcome in my home.
Speaker 4: Clinton and I are yet to be welcomed into you exactly.
Speaker 2: Well, after the treadmill show, I'll be opening my door
Speaker 2: with open arms anytime you can visit.
Speaker 1: Well, mom and dad used to have one of those.
Speaker 1: Now we were of age, we were teenagers eighteen plus.
Speaker 1: But they used to have one of those drinks Chollie's
Speaker 1: and jeez, we gave the Galiano and oh yeah, the
Speaker 1: Maduri and the do you do the to do the
Speaker 1: top it up with tea is to do that blue
Speaker 1: carao ah, that horrible stuff.
Speaker 2: I want to bring in.
Speaker 5: Someone who I was chatting to yesterday.
Speaker 4: Can be naughty?
Speaker 2: Who your dad?
Speaker 4: Why were you talking to my dad yesterday?
Speaker 5: Because your dad night chat sometimes.
Speaker 4: Why didn't talk to my dad yesterday? Hey, Bobby morning Dad?
Speaker 7: Good morning?
Speaker 4: What were you talking to Jase about yourself?
Speaker 2: Doesn't matter? Don't go into a Bobby. She doesn't need
Speaker 2: to know secret men's business.
Speaker 1: Yes, I I want to know. Hey, how are you?
Speaker 2: Bobby?
Speaker 4: Morning Dad?
Speaker 5: Good?
Speaker 7: Thanks? A pretty thing going man?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 8: What?
Speaker 10: Yes?
Speaker 1: What brings us to talking to you today?
Speaker 2: Bobby?
Speaker 4: I was a good kid, wasn't I?
Speaker 10: Dad.
Speaker 5: Let's flash back to teenage, Lauren, I could go back.
Speaker 7: We're trying to find out something that he did naughty. Well,
Speaker 7: you didn't do a lot of naughty things. Maybe thirty
Speaker 7: or forty or fifteen was in the first year. But
Speaker 7: one thing I can tell you think it's a good story.
Speaker 7: You guys as the judges. But you remember the I'll
Speaker 7: sleep at your place and you'll sleep at my place,
Speaker 7: and we'll tell the parents that, oh.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Georgie, Georgie was at my house, at Georgie's house.
Speaker 5: That's great. And you just hope the parents don't talk.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, talk to each other the reverse sleep.
Speaker 7: Well, unfortunately, these parents did talk. So the girls decided
Speaker 7: to go out. And if we all know, four planning
Speaker 7: leads to disasters. So the girls get themselves all mucked up,
Speaker 7: and they finished up with Chases in South Cara.
Speaker 3: We were not.
Speaker 7: Six, but I didn't realize that Chases closed, and they
Speaker 7: decided to go there.
Speaker 1: Sorry it was closed, it was closed.
Speaker 3: We were dressed up, we snuck out.
Speaker 1: We got there.
Speaker 2: You would look like you walked out of a Dottie.
Speaker 4: Must have gone on like we literally would have been
Speaker 4: wearing Dottie. We must have gone on like a Tuesday
Speaker 4: or Wednesday night, and we got busted. Y.
Speaker 7: I'll tell you what's what they were wearing. You can
Speaker 7: make it. You can make your mind up.
Speaker 6: Please.
Speaker 7: You got knee high boots, they've got many mini skirts
Speaker 7: up to their waist and somebody's wacked o lipstick one
Speaker 7: with a trailer. You've never seen so much young on
Speaker 7: a kid's face. Anyway, one of the fathers ran me up, said,
Speaker 7: something's not right about these girls going out. Let's go
Speaker 7: and find them. So where do you find him? In Melbourie,
Speaker 7: he said, I got an idea. Why he had an idea?
Speaker 7: We love it? Thank god, it's Friday. You look through
Speaker 7: the glass doors and he's all these young eighteen ninety
Speaker 7: twenty one year old suit standing around with their fancy
Speaker 7: clothes and their glasses on buying drinks through our daughters.
Speaker 7: I don't think they even had the one drink.
Speaker 3: We're having milkshakes.
Speaker 7: Yes, what you're telling us. So we marked them out,
Speaker 7: but tomorrow of the stories, because the fathers are a
Speaker 7: lot more tolerant.
Speaker 4: Yes, well he did. Actually when he said we marched
Speaker 4: them out, we did get marched.
Speaker 5: Did your dad go into the club did?
Speaker 1: It wasn't a club Friday, The club was closed.
Speaker 4: So we went to DJ Friday and they found this
Speaker 4: there and dad was like, this is even more embarrassing
Speaker 4: that he is a walk of shame, right shame, And
Speaker 4: Dad was right. I just remember going, thank god, this
Speaker 4: is our dads and not our mums that have found us.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, mums would have joined you for exactly take
Speaker 1: my car in.
Speaker 2: The car, Lauren, I'm staying on, Bobbie. I'm sorry you
Speaker 2: had to deal with that, mate.
Speaker 7: That was probably that's that's as bad as it gets.
Speaker 7: You seems pretty good. If you're like pretty good good.
Speaker 4: She's been pretty good. I'm still on probation eight years later.
Speaker 2: I love you, Bobby, love your dad.
Speaker 7: I love you as all.
Speaker 5: Is that the only time you speak to your dad
Speaker 5: on the radio.
Speaker 3: No, I'm going to call him miner and see if
Speaker 3: you can look after the dogs over you.
Speaker 5: See if you can look after my Do you know
Speaker 5: he's coming around in my house?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm for a swim.
Speaker 2: We're making sausage drills. No no, no, Bobby did not
Speaker 2: text you asking for your famous sausage droll recipe.
Speaker 7: Yes, yes you did, and I just made seven dozend
Speaker 7: Jason let.
Speaker 1: Me when God.
Speaker 2: Sorry, guys, there's not enough. Well, good morning Melbourne. We
Speaker 2: are doing our first and last Live in the Treadmill show.
Speaker 4: It's definitely not our last, but it is our first.
Speaker 4: We got those under the desk treadmills. Clinton I've been
Speaker 4: talking for about three years about wanting to.
Speaker 2: Do Did you have to do this holidays?
Speaker 4: No one would not school holidays. We thought it'd help
Speaker 4: you get your cardiovascular levels increased so that you're better
Speaker 4: for the kid.
Speaker 1: The good news is that we've we've earned We've earned
Speaker 1: a treaty now because we've earned all, we've burnt, all
Speaker 1: the calories.
Speaker 4: We've got what you want.
Speaker 2: I just can't believe we've been walking like we would
Speaker 2: have well for two and a half hours and all
Speaker 2: we're allowed is a hot cross bun. Yeah, fun factory.
Speaker 4: I know it makes you think twice about how hard
Speaker 4: it is to things, really does, doesn't it.
Speaker 3: Anyway, We don't count calories. You do what feels good
Speaker 3: for you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, guys, mister counting nuggets.
Speaker 1: There's one, missy, you can have chicken uggs.
Speaker 5: Thank you, Lauren.
Speaker 3: I mean you've done about a third of the amount
Speaker 3: of sticks.
Speaker 1: You can have three nuggets.
Speaker 3: He keeps coming off three done. It stands on the
Speaker 3: side and just lets it roll of Clinton night walking.
Speaker 1: The cameras rolling. Yeah, I'll jump on.
Speaker 3: Yes, So maybe Clinton I deserve chicken nuggets and you don't.
Speaker 3: But you couldn't have that, you can have the happy
Speaker 3: milk carrots.
Speaker 2: Listen, I'm playing this silly little game with you, little prima.
Speaker 5: Well, I love a prem.
Speaker 4: Too much, sugar fan.
Speaker 3: He's also washing his step count down with a Dike.
Speaker 1: Caraf of Dike clean.
Speaker 4: Think some blueberries and some water over here?
Speaker 1: Are you too done?
Speaker 4: No? No, I could go for a How we got
Speaker 4: twenty minutes left the shop. I couldn't laugh at you
Speaker 4: all morning.
Speaker 2: You got paid back, Jay, Surely I would like to
Speaker 2: talk my crow.
Speaker 5: Acts of aggression like.
Speaker 4: Making you get on an under the disk treadmill.
Speaker 5: Works exactly right, Lauren.
Speaker 2: For the last a couple of days, every time I
Speaker 2: go to go outside, we've got like a shoe box
Speaker 2: out the front at the front door when the kids
Speaker 2: get home from school, and like shoes in the.
Speaker 4: Box, Oh yeah, like outside shoes off?
Speaker 2: Yeah, just so you know where they all are?
Speaker 4: Are your barefoot house? Like if I came to your
Speaker 4: do I have to take my shoes off? No?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no god, no no no no lead
Speaker 2: have a mudroom, no a mudroom in.
Speaker 1: The man No, no, you can wear your shoes, go
Speaker 1: for it, adults can.
Speaker 2: But whenever, like if I'm ducking under the server or
Speaker 2: just have to run out of the car or something.
Speaker 2: I've got my black pair of thongs at the front
Speaker 2: of the front of the house.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, O, my god, you're like Paul.
Speaker 3: You couldn't possibly walk outside and effected.
Speaker 2: Absolutely not, couldn't possibly.
Speaker 1: I do it all the time.
Speaker 3: I'm a barefoot babe too.
Speaker 2: Every time I go to get them in the last week,
Speaker 2: they're not there. So I've been blowing up at the kids.
Speaker 5: Are they well?
Speaker 2: Normally they use them to get out to the tramplinks.
Speaker 2: I don't want to get the little hoops with they've
Speaker 2: got crocs.
Speaker 3: I saw Hudson in here in his cross Yes, perfect
Speaker 3: shoe for trampoline walking.
Speaker 2: My wife's having a little giggle on the couch last
Speaker 2: night after my latest blow up because I was stuck
Speaker 2: into the survey last night, I couldn't find the things.
Speaker 4: I can't imagine him blowing up.
Speaker 5: No, and she goes, I hid them four days ago?
Speaker 1: Did she?
Speaker 2: She purely hid them just to watch me get angry over.
Speaker 3: There for just trying to stop you going to be
Speaker 3: pe to get ice cream every.
Speaker 5: Now, that is psychotic behavior.
Speaker 4: It's quite funny.
Speaker 2: Who does that?
Speaker 5: In a relationship do that? Who would purposely do things
Speaker 5: to upset their partner?
Speaker 2: We poked there sometimes psychotic behavior.
Speaker 3: It's not psychostic, it's fun thirteen.
Speaker 5: Twenty four to ten.
Speaker 3: How do you poke the bear?
Speaker 2: Is my wife the only one in Melbourne with psychotic behavior?
Speaker 2: She likes tormenting her partner?
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, like to me.
Speaker 3: You're not my partner, but you're my colleague.
Speaker 4: And I've got an immense amount of joy laughing at
Speaker 4: how much you hate being on this treadmill right now.
Speaker 5: I'm loving it.
Speaker 2: That's kind of life, you know.
Speaker 4: People poke the bear.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four to ten. Executive producer Brody has a
Speaker 2: lovely wife, Anika, who.
Speaker 1: We all know he's really batting above his bradman.
Speaker 5: When she gets her vision back, she'll be out of there.
Speaker 2: What does she do?
Speaker 8: We have a very small leak in our shower. It
Speaker 8: comes out between the gap and the door and the
Speaker 8: glass anyway. It forms a little pool of water, and
Speaker 8: I have caught her not using the hand towel or
Speaker 8: her hand toel, but my tower to mop.
Speaker 6: Up good on the water, and it makes my towel wet.
Speaker 2: Smart psychotic behavior, no, just smart thirteen twenty four ten
Speaker 2: is our number. Anybody else rolling up their partner on
Speaker 2: purpose give us a car. We got free stuff in return.
Speaker 2: Here over, you are on the air with Jason. Lauren
Speaker 2: Clint's here as well. We're doing our treadmill show.
Speaker 4: Life from Treadmills for no reason other than to annoy Jason.
Speaker 2: We will get back to that.
Speaker 4: Is it a bad mood?
Speaker 2: Because it's oh please, I'm not in a Bad's.
Speaker 3: A bad mood at school holiday?
Speaker 1: You've owned so many pins today, so.
Speaker 4: We thought we would poke the bear and make him
Speaker 4: do a show on a treadmill. In fact, all week
Speaker 4: we should just do something and see if we can
Speaker 4: get under his skin. Your wife has been doing the same. Yes, Ma,
Speaker 4: it's fun to hide your things.
Speaker 5: She is.
Speaker 2: It's psychotic behavior. She's been hiding my belongings around the
Speaker 2: house and then watching me get frustrated as I look
Speaker 2: at them.
Speaker 4: Actually that's called gas lighting, Yes it is. Do you
Speaker 4: think you're going crazy?
Speaker 2: I thought I was.
Speaker 5: I was yelling at the kids where are my phone?
Speaker 1: But what her justification? What I mean?
Speaker 5: She just likes watching the funny the silly little man
Speaker 5: get angry.
Speaker 1: Well, that's funny, and we like that too. It's quite good.
Speaker 3: Do you think we've made you do?
Speaker 8: This?
Speaker 2: Show? On a Treadmill's jests in Craigy good morning jests,
Speaker 2: Good morning guys.
Speaker 4: Do you like poking the bear? Yes?
Speaker 10: I do when my husband annoys me, or when we've
Speaker 10: had an archment or something like that.
Speaker 12: When I make lunch, I wrap it in glad rap
Speaker 12: in all different ways.
Speaker 4: About that's good.
Speaker 2: Wow, that's good and so annoying you are sick in
Speaker 2: the head.
Speaker 7: And does he ever apprentis think it's amazing?
Speaker 4: Does he ever bring it up? Or is he just
Speaker 4: too proud so pretends it doesn't annoy him?
Speaker 12: No, No, he's apprenticing fantastic.
Speaker 1: He's like, what have you done?
Speaker 7: Now?
Speaker 4: Good job?
Speaker 3: Love that, Jess, that's good payback?
Speaker 5: Or women cale Hello, Hello.
Speaker 13: So in the morning, my husband gets up, makes.
Speaker 12: His side of the bed, and I get out of
Speaker 12: bed and just leave it as it is. And I've
Speaker 12: been doing it for twenty seven years and.
Speaker 5: Drive that would absolutely send me.
Speaker 8: Yes.
Speaker 4: So does he get up before you?
Speaker 12: Yes, yes he does, and.
Speaker 2: He neatly tucks in his sight and you just get
Speaker 2: up like some sort of unique student and toddle out
Speaker 2: of the room.
Speaker 3: Do you do it now just because it's annoying?
Speaker 9: Yeah, pretty much on your knickle.
Speaker 3: Helda lucky in two rak? Is it you or your partner?
Speaker 9: It's my partner?
Speaker 13: What the It's pretty weird. So she gets very overwhelmed
Speaker 13: by sounds of me scratching my jeans or the seat.
Speaker 9: Belt in the car.
Speaker 3: Oh, she doesn't like that asmr really.
Speaker 13: Freaks out, so her body starts to get singles in
Speaker 13: ther lower back and on her hands.
Speaker 4: Chalkboard situation.
Speaker 13: Yeah, so she has to grab my hand and kind
Speaker 13: of rub it, and sometimes it gets so intense that
Speaker 13: she actually has to click it just to get rid
Speaker 13: of that sensation.
Speaker 1: What does she have to do?
Speaker 13: What's funny?
Speaker 3: Just to lick it?
Speaker 13: Yeah, she licks the hands or whatever cause that that sensation.
Speaker 13: She just hates it, so it's the only way to
Speaker 13: get rid of it.
Speaker 1: And do you do it?
Speaker 3: To Annoyer?
Speaker 4: Though I do? I do?
Speaker 1: Well.
Speaker 13: I hope she doesn't lick my hand. That's not the
Speaker 13: same goal.
Speaker 4: But it sounds like you make noises that she can't
Speaker 4: stand just to get under her skin.
Speaker 2: Questions I'm scared to ask, well, is it is it?
Speaker 1: Is it a kink?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 1: No, not at all.
Speaker 13: We're just driving and I just look like scratching the
Speaker 13: stake belt and it irritates it.
Speaker 4: Well see see, and he's just doing it to get
Speaker 4: under his skin. I'll dump him.
Speaker 2: Oh not the one did d I'll give it a lick.
Speaker 2: The one that didn't make the side of the bed.
Speaker 4: That's the one that, Yeah, break up over that.
Speaker 3: Oh sorry, good morning, good morning.
Speaker 12: How are we it?
Speaker 5: House wims toown this morning as beautiful as always?
Speaker 2: All right, what have you got where you poked the beer?
Speaker 9: Of course I do.
Speaker 10: One night before bed, I thought it would be funny
Speaker 10: to fill my partner's water bottle with podcast dead and
Speaker 10: I forgot that I've done it, and then woke up
Speaker 10: in the morning as its hearts and had a sip
Speaker 10: and then looks like he's just taken a shot of
Speaker 10: vodka first thing in the morning.
Speaker 1: Books why, I really don't know.
Speaker 10: I just saw the wo and I thought, you know
Speaker 10: what is funny right now?
Speaker 4: Oh my, this is you know what it escalates to Paul,
Speaker 4: who would be like, this is eleven, let's go, let's go.
Speaker 2: This is the stuff where it's little stuff like this,
Speaker 2: and then it's like, let's cut their Brakes.
Speaker 4: Jason, all right, okay, so this is the end of
Speaker 4: the show, just a brisk run.
Speaker 5: It is not the end of the show.
Speaker 3: Here we're on treadmills listening to let's getting running.
Speaker 2: Show live from a treadmill today, Absolutely no reason.
Speaker 1: Jurassic Park.
Speaker 4: Come on, it's the j Rex.
Speaker 3: He's keeping sid he couldn't run you actually look more.
Speaker 2: I am deep, deep deep the cover of fit Lauren.
Speaker 4: Tell everyone what you're doing today, James.
Speaker 2: Come on, I'm going in a flight simulator. Very sweaty mess,
Speaker 2: but look it is just on three to nine. Still
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Speaker 2: I'll know you're breaking it.
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Speaker 1: La Vegas.
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Speaker 3: How would this be am amazing?
Speaker 2: Your chance to jump on a plane or we send
Speaker 2: you to Aukland to see Gracie Abrams, then head over
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Speaker 2: then a quick but unforgettable stopover in Vegas to see
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Speaker 4: They've got that song together, post Malone, that would be
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Speaker 2: Aaron from Brighton, good morning. You on the standby list,
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Speaker 4: You're one step closer to getting on that plane for
Speaker 4: the Global Redroom.
Speaker 2: How good ever ever been to Vegas years ago?
Speaker 9: Back in my back in my earlier you.
Speaker 4: Ready to go back?
Speaker 1: You can't wait?
Speaker 4: Good luck?
Speaker 5: Good to go back and see possibly one of your kids.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, tap on the shoulder, Daddy clean, Hey are
Speaker 1: good luck Bright Thank you so much.
Speaker 4: Hoory, good morning, good morning. You two are on the
Speaker 4: sadby list for Nobur's Global Red Room.
Speaker 10: Thank you so much.
Speaker 2: Worries got a trip that's going to be listening to
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Speaker 4: Good luck guys. Hey, we've done it.
Speaker 3: We wanted to do a show on a treadmill, Melbody,
Speaker 3: we didn't. Clinton, I have done it.
Speaker 1: A treadmill and get twenty k's between us and Lauren
Speaker 1: and I have just both ticked over ten each.
Speaker 4: Done.
Speaker 3: So we're on twenty and you're on about three.
Speaker 5: That is.
Speaker 2: Thank you for me, and I've played your silly little treadmill.
Speaker 4: And make him run to the end of the show.
Speaker 4: We're all running. If I turned me up, run up,
Speaker 4: let's go.
Speaker 5: I have played your silly little treadmill.
Speaker 1: Don't bare feet as well. It's good. It's called grounding rounding.
Speaker 2: The thing is, he gave me no notice, so I
Speaker 2: rocked up today. The tailored shirt, his nice pants and
Speaker 2: air Force one.
Speaker 4: We sprung it on him. This is come on, look
Speaker 4: like you've got quite good technique running.
Speaker 2: I told you I deep, deep, deep under cover of feet.
Speaker 4: And this is because beyond that, when she's training for
Speaker 4: a concert and a leaper and keiter Alexander, they run
Speaker 4: and see what the Lawren's got.
Speaker 2: Good for me to get a pit but when.
Speaker 1: What running?
Speaker 4: No, not really better than jas though.
Speaker 1: He runs from its problems.
Speaker 4: You need to thoughts beeping beeping like they happened.
Speaker 2: Jesus got the remote.
Speaker 1: He's trying to turn it ups.
Speaker 4: Might have been a weight warning.
Speaker 2: We have a great day, everybody, cinema.
Speaker 4: That's gonna be Jason Lauren, Jason Lauren, wake up feeling
Speaker 4: good on number one hundred, Jason Lauren on socials,