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Speaker 3: One hundred, Well, good morning everybody.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, good morning everybody.
Speaker 4: For a girl, it's been up for four hours already.
Speaker 4: You think her headphones are tangled.
Speaker 2: The microphone fell off. Good morning Melbourne. I am in
Speaker 2: a mood.
Speaker 4: So we are, sends Clint today. Clinty is off and
Speaker 4: Lauren is on one.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you, yes, yes, yeah, Well it's like
Speaker 2: it's one of those things right when you go away
Speaker 2: and you're lucky enough to have a holiday. It's illegal
Speaker 2: to talk winge about jet lag. So I'm not going
Speaker 2: to winge about it. Instead, I'm going to celebrate it.
Speaker 3: Honestly, it took me days to get over the trip
Speaker 3: back from right where were you coming back from?
Speaker 2: I came back from Athens a bit further, a bit further,
Speaker 2: and my body clock is very confused, and I did
Speaker 2: what the parents call a disaster nap.
Speaker 3: Yes, you went too long, didn't you? You went too long?
Speaker 2: Too late, and too long.
Speaker 3: Anyway, Archie, oh, three year old, did the disaster nap?
Speaker 2: This is the disaster that with a kid is like
Speaker 2: when they're in that Did he still nap? Nor?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: No, no no? And he doesn't.
Speaker 4: He's been out with and she pulled into the driveway
Speaker 4: at about quarter to three, and I'm.
Speaker 3: Like, what's going on here?
Speaker 2: It was he asleep asleep a quarter to three? Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: how did he sleep last night? Great? She should have
Speaker 2: sent him to my house. There's a party at my house.
Speaker 3: There was a party at mine at nine o'clock as well.
Speaker 2: Trying to get him down at nine pm.
Speaker 3: Oh my god. I was almost just going to start
Speaker 3: throwing twenty dollar notes at him and go, please, I'll
Speaker 3: pay you, just go to bed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I get it, Archie. I'm with your brother. Anyway,
Speaker 2: I tell you how about my jet lag was next.
Speaker 2: We've got a huge show coming up today.
Speaker 3: We do in indeed, actually it's not the best parenting
Speaker 3: thing in the world.
Speaker 2: But what's happened?
Speaker 4: Just speaking of paying the kids, I took Felix, my
Speaker 4: eleven year old, out for Japanese spit a sushi train.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Over the holidays, you have a bit of everything.
Speaker 3: Felix, You've got to Oh, I love it. I'm like,
Speaker 3: you've got to try that.
Speaker 2: Would be on the Ala Catte menu. That's not coming
Speaker 2: around on the Chutu train.
Speaker 3: No, it was the CA Yeah, And I'm like, you've
Speaker 3: got to try the mesa egg plants. He's eleven. He's
Speaker 3: looking at me. He's like, there's no way.
Speaker 2: And so then because it doesn't taste like egg pluts,
Speaker 2: it tastes like mesa exactly.
Speaker 4: So I did what every good parent should do. I
Speaker 4: started bribing him with money to try it. Oh yeah,
Speaker 4: turned into quite a little game show. I was like,
Speaker 4: all right, five bucks for something rogue off the Sishi try.
Speaker 2: Yeah, smart from Felix. How much cash to you?
Speaker 5: Mate?
Speaker 3: I through forty? He walked out nauseous. It was a
Speaker 3: great lunch.
Speaker 2: Oh good suit. She trained the shame of when you
Speaker 2: have to take the whole party? Did I really eat
Speaker 2: this much?
Speaker 3: Do we need three people to count the pin?
Speaker 2: I really need to carry the plates to the front desk.
Speaker 3: All right, we're gonna be shock coming up today. Ed
Speaker 3: Sheeran want to go have a season see him live.
Speaker 3: I'll give you all the details.
Speaker 4: How after Lewis Capaldi on Nova Lewis Capelli and Survive
Speaker 4: six past six.
Speaker 2: It's a great song. It's not a feel good for
Speaker 2: Tuesday morning.
Speaker 3: It just to ignore her. Everyone. She's been up since
Speaker 3: one with jet lag.
Speaker 2: You know what, Actually it was not even one.
Speaker 3: You're going to be a real roller coaster today, a.
Speaker 2: Real roller coast.
Speaker 4: But she's in a fun mood now. When I arrived
Speaker 4: at work this morning, I walk in, You're already sitting on.
Speaker 2: The on the count on my second coffee.
Speaker 3: In the planning meeting, which you normally don't make.
Speaker 2: No, I was here at like what ten past five?
Speaker 3: Producer? Was she here with ideas? Like? Was she getting involved?
Speaker 2: Came in with ods for it is the rest of
Speaker 2: the year. So I flew back from Europe and I thought,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna I know how to do this. I know
Speaker 2: how to not get jet like. So I went into
Speaker 2: a hyperbaric chamber oxygen chamber.
Speaker 3: Do you sit at her home burning fifty dollar notes?
Speaker 2: You sit in the hyperbaric oxygen chamber and it gives
Speaker 2: you extra It's like pressurize it so it's like your
Speaker 2: ears pop, like.
Speaker 3: Yes, it's normally for scuba divers they.
Speaker 2: Do it and it's meant to help you with jet
Speaker 2: like because you get extra oxygen and it helps you
Speaker 2: circadian rhythm and all these other things I read about. Anyway,
Speaker 2: so I did that on the first I probably should
Speaker 2: have done it yesterday.
Speaker 3: Curiosity. Yeah, where would someone go in Melbourne to find
Speaker 3: a hyper hyperbaric chamber?
Speaker 2: Lots of places. There's lots of like wellness places now
Speaker 2: that do all of that, like infrared hyperbaric chambers, cryotherapy,
Speaker 2: which is one where it's like freezing cold. Maybe I'll
Speaker 2: try that today because that looks fun. Hyperbaric chamber did
Speaker 2: not work I so I came to it yesterday. I
Speaker 2: went home and had to do some running around and
Speaker 2: then I had what toddler is you call in a
Speaker 2: toddle or a disaster nap, and I thought, I'll sleep,
Speaker 2: have an hour an hour power out. Anyway. I woke up.
Speaker 2: It was quarter to five last night, and I'd been
Speaker 2: asleep for about two hours, and I thought, I'm just
Speaker 2: going to go through here. I'm so tired, and then
Speaker 2: I was like, no, get up, get up, got up,
Speaker 2: had dinner and I said to Paul, how am I
Speaker 2: possibly going.
Speaker 3: To see for wake up?
Speaker 2: I no? I had a shower before I went to bed.
Speaker 2: Maybe I should have had a poil then. Anyway, I said, Paul,
Speaker 2: how am I possibly going to go on? How can
Speaker 2: I continue till eight thirty at night? Anyway, went to
Speaker 2: bed at eight, had a shower, went to bed at eight,
Speaker 2: woke up, thought it was ready, thought it was the morning.
Speaker 2: Time to get ready. It was eleven fifty five pm.
Speaker 2: So I thought I should serious. If it wasn't it,
Speaker 2: if it wasn't a Monday night, maybe I would have.
Speaker 2: And then Paul was asleep. And then he woke up,
Speaker 2: and I was like, as I was trying to you
Speaker 2: wake him, No, we're out of sync. And then he
Speaker 2: fell back asleep and he was snoring so loudly. But
Speaker 2: I didn't want to wake him up and roll him over,
Speaker 2: you know, like guy's snore when they sleep on their backs.
Speaker 2: Normally I just push him over.
Speaker 3: Anyway, I'm a side sleeper. I like to spoon a pillow.
Speaker 2: But when he sleeps on his side, he's fine. But
Speaker 2: I felt bad. I didn't want to wake him up,
Speaker 2: so I went to sleep in the spare room. Now
Speaker 2: these are the this is what I listened to on
Speaker 2: Spotify last night. I had, so this one's fall asleep
Speaker 2: in under two minutes.
Speaker 3: My biggest concern is if I have to serve time.
Speaker 3: You only get one pillow in jail. I can't sleep
Speaker 3: with one pillow. It's very uncomfortable.
Speaker 2: Well, maybe one of these appsudes helping me sleep hypnosis.
Speaker 2: I had that one going. I had Guided Sleep Meditation,
Speaker 2: I had Inner Peace to Reduce Anxiety meditation. And then
Speaker 2: at three point thirty, I thought, oh, I'm just gonna
Speaker 2: get up, have a look. See what's happening on the internet.
Speaker 2: And I sat there for an hour watching videos of
Speaker 2: killer whales attacking shark. Is this amazing video? Week's coming
Speaker 2: up of this killer whale? Grandmother kill away. She's sixty
Speaker 2: and she takes out a great what And I was like, Paul,
Speaker 2: you got to see this.
Speaker 3: Sleep probly wake up.
Speaker 2: I was like to see this stuff. So then he
Speaker 2: was awake, and then I said, okay, it's four o'clock.
Speaker 2: Let's just try and get half an hour sleep before
Speaker 2: I have to go back to sleep. Oh. We tossed
Speaker 2: and turned I and I was like, I'm just getting up.
Speaker 2: I'm just going to go to work. I'm gonna I'm
Speaker 2: going to go to work. I'm going to come and
Speaker 2: annoy everyone at work.
Speaker 3: Did you show that?
Speaker 4: I can imagine the scene here at quarter past five,
Speaker 4: everyone gathered around, you know, a killer.
Speaker 2: Showed them the video. Yet it was one of these
Speaker 2: things on a reel, and you know when you see
Speaker 2: it once and you can never find it again. I
Speaker 2: think it's going to be one of those anyway, So
Speaker 2: I slept from eight until midnight.
Speaker 4: Brady, what time do you give her? I reckon, she's
Speaker 4: going to turn by seven to twenty.
Speaker 3: I'm going to back my girl in eight thirty.
Speaker 2: I'll make it through the show. Then help him, help
Speaker 2: anyone who crosses my path today. After that doesn't.
Speaker 4: Tell what we're even going to get to seven. You're
Speaker 4: on the air with jas Lauren. We are sands Clint today,
Speaker 4: hopefully he'll be back tomorrow. We are doing a thanks
Speaker 4: to show Ready Express coming up today. We have trips
Speaker 4: to the snow up for grabs. Tomorrow we're taking the
Speaker 4: show to Mount Buller. I cannot wait.
Speaker 2: I know, I'm very excited. We're going on a family
Speaker 2: road trip. Yeah, we're pulling myself, Clint and Hudson.
Speaker 4: My nine year old is unfortunately going to be sick tomorrow,
Speaker 4: cannot make school, so we're gonna have to pull him
Speaker 4: out and take him with us to Mount Buller and.
Speaker 2: Then he's going to be sick. He's like down the mountain.
Speaker 4: He's like, when do we go back? I'm like Thursday
Speaker 4: we head home. He's like, cool, Oh, I can't do
Speaker 4: basketball Thursday night.
Speaker 2: Oh no, legged just to say the don't talk to
Speaker 2: me about being tet lagged.
Speaker 4: So, yes, we're gonna be doing the show from Mount
Speaker 4: Buller on what's the name is Thursday?
Speaker 2: Confusing?
Speaker 3: This week Thursday will be live from Mount Buller.
Speaker 4: But yeah, over the next two weeks your chance to
Speaker 4: win Trips to the Snow will tell you how you
Speaker 4: can win it. Coming up in the next twenty here
Speaker 4: on Nova.
Speaker 2: That's right, it's time for Naughty noughty six forty and
Speaker 2: this time we're talking about a celebrity couple that, in fact,
Speaker 2: I don't even remember these two dating. Let's go back
Speaker 2: to nineteen ninety seven. I was in year five. That's
Speaker 2: probably why I don't remember it. How were you so
Speaker 2: this couple they were in They were in the film Bounce.
Speaker 2: They dated from nineteen ninety seven to the year two, thousand.
Speaker 2: I'm talking about Gwyneth Paltrow and Ben Affleck, So.
Speaker 3: This would have been pre Brad Pitt.
Speaker 2: Yes, and pre j Lo first first round, no first round,
Speaker 2: but maybe it was.
Speaker 3: Propan yeah, pre pre first round Jedlo marriage pre.
Speaker 2: First round, pre who's the other Jennifery married Jennifer Ghana
Speaker 2: pre Jennifer Garnah. And then Gwyneth Paltrow married Chris Martin
Speaker 2: and bybe Apple that's right, pre baby Apple. Also anyway,
Speaker 2: apparently they dated. I don't remember it. Apparently apparently. Now
Speaker 2: Kevin o'quan, who is a very famous makeup artist by
Speaker 2: the way, makes probably the best mascara in the world,
Speaker 2: has talked Aboush Winneth Pultro and a secret she told
Speaker 2: him in her book. She told Kevin quan in his
Speaker 2: London hotel room one day after lunch. She loved it when.
Speaker 3: Ben Affleck, can you use code words?
Speaker 2: Place did something to her in the bedroom?
Speaker 3: What did he do?
Speaker 1: He?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 3: What makes it even more but that Clint's not here today.
Speaker 3: It's just you and I am the studio. I can't
Speaker 3: look you in the face. What did he do that?
Speaker 3: She liked? Lauren?
Speaker 2: She liked. I don't like talking about people's personal wives.
Speaker 2: But it is in a book and she talks about
Speaker 2: how she liked a couple of English breakfast tea if
Speaker 2: that makes sense, or peppermint tea, didn't matter what time
Speaker 2: of tea. She liked the tea bag part of it.
Speaker 3: She wasn't a coffee girl.
Speaker 2: She was in a coffee He's a Duncan guy, not
Speaker 2: just Dunkin Donuts, if you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: She she likes the tea bag left in.
Speaker 2: He's a tea bagger.
Speaker 3: Well, okay, you've actually broken the code.
Speaker 2: Then I said, it's the term tea bag and code.
Speaker 3: Supposed like it's more in your indo, like, oh, he
Speaker 3: leaves the tea bag in the car. Yeah, she liked
Speaker 3: in her book. Or this is in the makeup artist book.
Speaker 2: Book Gwyneth the Biography, but the makeup artist Kevin A.
Speaker 2: Kwan has written part of it.
Speaker 3: I don't know if I would want the makeup artists
Speaker 3: out revealing that sort of stuff.
Speaker 2: But he doesn't just ben athlete, doesn't just love Duncan donuts.
Speaker 3: He ever been in an awkward situation used code words
Speaker 3: duncan not We get it.
Speaker 2: We get it dunk and don't know stop.
Speaker 3: I oh, this is good time. The CEO's just walking.
Speaker 2: Hello. Do you like English breakfast tea?
Speaker 3: He's an Englishman, he.
Speaker 2: Is the CEO. You could not talk about how nice
Speaker 2: a cup of teas in the.
Speaker 6: Morning we were indeed, in fact we're having the phones
Speaker 6: thirteen twenty four ten English breakfast or peppermint.
Speaker 3: You could not write that.
Speaker 2: No, no, And you know I don't like talking about
Speaker 2: this stuff.
Speaker 3: And there he is our boss, right, Well do you
Speaker 3: do code words for things in the bedroom?
Speaker 2: Code word? Yeah, like safe work fineapple, He's not a
Speaker 2: universal safe feeling uncomfortable? Am I? You started this?
Speaker 3: How do I put this?
Speaker 4: Okay, let's stick with what people like in the or
Speaker 4: don't like in the bedroom, but use code words.
Speaker 3: How do I put this? I had a mate who
Speaker 3: was with a girl who accidentally fire truck.
Speaker 2: He accidentally No no, no, no, no, she she accidentally
Speaker 2: fire truck.
Speaker 3: You guys, you guys get it.
Speaker 2: I feel like it would be wouldn't he fire truck
Speaker 2: if he had? He has a host?
Speaker 3: I believe I'm picking up what you put Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 3: yeah what she yeah? And he picked it up? Yeah?
Speaker 3: What you're with me. I think.
Speaker 2: I don't think I'm with you anymore. I'm not with
Speaker 2: you anymore.
Speaker 4: Hey, drama amongst Collingwood fans at the moment over memberships
Speaker 4: and ticketing. We're going to dive into that issue, your patients,
Speaker 4: We're going to dive into that just after the seven
Speaker 4: o'clock news.
Speaker 2: Fourteen twenty four ten. If you're an angry Collingwood supporter
Speaker 2: about your ticket, yeah, good cose seats. Yeah, people are
Speaker 2: not happy.
Speaker 3: They are not. If you're a Pie supporter thirteen twenty
Speaker 3: four ten, to join us on the evil dive into that,
Speaker 3: like I said, just after seven.
Speaker 4: So look, we're taking the show to Mount Buller this week.
Speaker 4: I'm taking Howdy out of school.
Speaker 2: Now I can ski, you can't. It concerns me.
Speaker 3: Sorry, I have skied pizza.
Speaker 2: Different, have speed, can ski different?
Speaker 3: I would say I can ski in a very basic way. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 3: but I'm excited because he's nine, we're taking him out
Speaker 3: of school, first time going the snow.
Speaker 2: It's fun. Yes, it's a fun schemes expensive, but it
Speaker 2: is a fun family if you can do it.
Speaker 3: And we are giving away free trips later on this morning,
Speaker 3: so make sure you listen.
Speaker 2: We news Mount Buller.
Speaker 3: But there's something my dad group and I my boys
Speaker 3: that I've grown up with. We've all got kids around
Speaker 3: the same age.
Speaker 2: Like, are you talking about your your your like hardcore mates.
Speaker 4: Yeah, your hardcore mates. We'll sort of spread out most
Speaker 4: of them. We're in Sydney now and we started this
Speaker 4: thing earlier in the week. We're texting each other deciding
Speaker 4: which one we're going to go with, and question.
Speaker 2: Just quickly, a lot of your mates have kids the
Speaker 2: same mate. Yeah, you all went one went, and then
Speaker 2: you all went.
Speaker 3: Exactly and we're all like, okay, which one are we
Speaker 3: going to go with?
Speaker 2: Here?
Speaker 3: For our kids to experience old school movies we grew
Speaker 3: up with.
Speaker 2: Yes, you've got to be careful because what was acceptable
Speaker 2: when like, would you let your son watch American Pie?
Speaker 3: Would number three year old got into squid game over
Speaker 3: the break that's dangerous American Pie. I would feel uncomfortable
Speaker 3: watching American Pie.
Speaker 2: Well, I watched step Brothers with my friend's kids, thinking
Speaker 2: I sort of hadn't seen it for a while, and
Speaker 2: I don't know if you remember some of the scenes
Speaker 2: from step brother I haven't seen it. Oh yeah, you
Speaker 2: shouldn't watch it. With your friends, your kids, gotcha.
Speaker 3: No, well we were going to roll out something about
Speaker 3: Mary over the break.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So no, my life's like, well, we're going to have
Speaker 3: to fast forward the hair scene.
Speaker 2: Well or you just explain it.
Speaker 3: No, no, no fast forward.
Speaker 2: They're old enough.
Speaker 4: No fast forward. He's eleven and he's nine. Don't don't stop.
Speaker 4: Do not even finish that sentence anyway. We've decided to
Speaker 4: go with nearly. I swear to god, don't finish that sentence.
Speaker 2: He's got three boys, don't You're going to have you
Speaker 2: tell the birds in the beast chat they get it.
Speaker 2: They get it at school.
Speaker 3: Yeah, look they better not be no like they were
Speaker 3: YouTube and stuff like that.
Speaker 2: So you you haven't sat them down and spoken about it.
Speaker 2: That awkward conversation with every kid. It's like you have
Speaker 2: with your dad had when you were like twenty three.
Speaker 2: I wasn't twenty three.
Speaker 3: I was.
Speaker 2: He was teaching me how to kiss a girl.
Speaker 3: No, dad was. I was about to go to school's
Speaker 3: week on the Gold Coast. I was eighteen.
Speaker 2: He thought you didn't know.
Speaker 4: It was seventeen because he was driving me to the
Speaker 4: pub to us and beers. And as we're driving We're
Speaker 4: just sitting in silence, and he said, so awkward. So
Speaker 4: your mother wanted me to talk to you about and
Speaker 4: I said, yeah, so.
Speaker 3: You know, yeah that it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well you were eighteen. I hope you would know
Speaker 2: Where Did I Come From?
Speaker 4: By the age of eighteen, Lauren, I want to open
Speaker 4: the door and roll out of the moving car.
Speaker 3: Honestly, that was it.
Speaker 2: Did you read the book Where Did I Come From? No?
Speaker 2: Didn't you know? Every kid read that? Okay, out there,
Speaker 2: produced Brody. Did you read Where Did I Come From?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yes, it's still going.
Speaker 3: Around Naughty magazine listen at the time, but it was.
Speaker 2: It basically was like the cart My brother was two
Speaker 2: years older than me, and I remember my dad having
Speaker 2: the chat with my brother and I snuck down the
Speaker 2: hallway and was like listening. I was like, what are
Speaker 2: they talking about that they don't want me to know?
Speaker 2: And I was like, oh.
Speaker 3: God, well that's what happening with me.
Speaker 2: And then he had the Where did I Come From? Book?
Speaker 2: And I went through his drawers and found it because
Speaker 2: I wanted to know where I came from? And wow,
Speaker 2: wee did I get the front of my life when
Speaker 2: I found out where I came from that age?
Speaker 3: How did we get onto I just want to tell
Speaker 3: you that we're getting the kids to watch Marty Ducks.
Speaker 2: Oh, Marty Ducks. Great movie friendly?
Speaker 3: Yeah, great movie, kid friendly.
Speaker 2: Nothing sexy in that.
Speaker 3: How did we get onto this?
Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah? Look where did I come from? They've got
Speaker 2: the book up on the screen. You never saw this.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what. Where did I come from? There
Speaker 2: was no laser hair of moving back then? Yeah? Did
Speaker 2: you not get read this book? Go to the next page.
Speaker 2: I specific look at them naked. So there's a cartoon.
Speaker 3: This is all news to me. This isn't where I
Speaker 3: thought I came from.
Speaker 2: There's a cartoon, man and lady holding hands nack, completely naked.
Speaker 2: And then the next page, I think we know where
Speaker 2: we came from.
Speaker 3: The next page is just a baby.
Speaker 2: There's another guy.
Speaker 3: By this time.
Speaker 1: The man wants to get us close the woman as
Speaker 1: he can because he's feeling very loving towards her, and
Speaker 1: to get really close, the best thing you can do
Speaker 1: is lie on top of her.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I feel like I'm at a reading
Speaker 3: at a bookstore.
Speaker 2: Is she flung her bra off on the pillow? There
Speaker 2: to talk about Mighty Ducks? We're talking about where did
Speaker 2: I come from? Look at that page.
Speaker 3: He's got it out in the it's just going to
Speaker 3: be a nice, wholesome like quack quack quack, no, no, duck.
Speaker 4: Well, good morning, Melbourne. It is just gone six past seven.
Speaker 4: Collingwood fans are up in arms. Did you see I
Speaker 4: might have caught this in the news overnight. The low
Speaker 4: level club members right, like the cheapest membership.
Speaker 2: You can get, it's still quite expensive.
Speaker 3: Well, they've had their seats move to an upper level.
Speaker 2: Oh, because there's too many members. Yes, surely can't do
Speaker 2: that halfway through the year.
Speaker 3: Well that's what I thought.
Speaker 2: Reset next year.
Speaker 3: It's like they're your seats. That's the that's where you see.
Speaker 2: It's changing them halfway.
Speaker 3: Think about dinner when you were growing up, No one
Speaker 3: changed seats. Imagine walking out being like you're in my seat?
Speaker 3: What are you doing?
Speaker 2: Yeah? No, come next year? Sure not in the middle
Speaker 2: of it. No, So Collingwood, Does that mean people are
Speaker 2: buying Collingwood memberships now? Like now that they're doing well,
Speaker 2: people are oh yeah, pay my membership now.
Speaker 4: In the last two weeks. But yeah, in the build
Speaker 4: up to the finals on my pisce what's going pies?
Speaker 4: Oh my yes, and it was a cracking win. Hey guys,
Speaker 4: imagine heading to Sweden to see Ed Shearon live.
Speaker 2: Means kiss kisses, thank you for cleaning that up.
Speaker 3: What a trip we are sending the sending you there.
Speaker 3: All we have to do is call now.
Speaker 4: Thirteen twenty four ten is out number to get on
Speaker 4: the standby list to see Ed Sheeran live in Sweden
Speaker 4: here on nov You know where.
Speaker 2: It hasn't been overage over in the UK quite please.
Speaker 2: It has been busy a few weeks in the UK.
Speaker 2: Actually in London. I was there a couple of weeks ago. Well,
Speaker 2: we were on holidays. The weekend I was there was
Speaker 2: Silverstone so which is the British Grand Prix. It was
Speaker 2: Wimbledon and it was the Pride March and Sabrina Carpenter
Speaker 2: was playing in Hyde Park. It was heaving, not very
Speaker 2: safe and the UK, London didn't feel very safe at all.
Speaker 2: We're all warned like, don't we you jewelry, don't we
Speaker 2: you watches? Really, they said to us at our hotel. Really,
Speaker 2: if you get lost, do not pull out your phone
Speaker 2: and look at Google Maps. Someone will drive past on
Speaker 2: a bike and steal your phone just in London. You
Speaker 2: should watch the videos on you can get.
Speaker 3: On Instagram where people grab them and the train doors closed.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well yes, it's just people walking with their phones
Speaker 2: and these guys dressed all in black balat clavers and
Speaker 2: everything just ride their bikes up on the foot park
Speaker 2: and clean up everyone's phones that have them in their hands.
Speaker 2: It's all a bit scary. But I always love watching
Speaker 2: the celeb spotting over at Wimbledon because it gets your
Speaker 2: best crab.
Speaker 3: You don't seem like a cube.
Speaker 2: We were only there for the weekend, so we walked
Speaker 2: most places. We're kind of stuck to where we were staying.
Speaker 3: I've never done London.
Speaker 2: I haven't done London for years either, but I felt
Speaker 2: very unsafe actually there this year. There's some real huge
Speaker 2: problems with crime over in London. But there was Yeah, no,
Speaker 2: I agree, but it is bad there, and there was
Speaker 2: an enormous police presence because there was so much going on.
Speaker 2: But the crowds at wimbled and they draw the best crowd,
Speaker 2: like it is impossible to get a ticket to a
Speaker 2: Wimbledon final. It is every a list celebrity in the
Speaker 2: world is there. But there was one woman who caught
Speaker 2: everyone's eye, which I'm not sure if you've seen her,
Speaker 2: but they've labeled her. She was in the crowd at
Speaker 2: Wimbledon quite a few days and they've labeled her the
Speaker 2: world's most beautiful woman. Her name is. She kind of
Speaker 2: looks like Elise Knowles. Look at her.
Speaker 3: She is.
Speaker 2: Gorgeous. She's got blonde hair, blue eyes. Look how well
Speaker 2: dressed she is, like her fashion. She's sitting there having
Speaker 2: little pims at Wimbledon. There she is in the crowd
Speaker 2: at Wimbledon.
Speaker 3: She's very pretty. She looks a little bit like Decos anal.
Speaker 2: She doesn't look at her.
Speaker 3: I don't think it's an last Decos is it? They're
Speaker 3: not married?
Speaker 2: Oh no, not Danelin's anyway, she's she sort of looks
Speaker 2: like that model brook Hogan sort of looks. Yes, it's
Speaker 2: a mix of Brooks. Do you think she's beautiful?
Speaker 3: Oh? Hang on? Is this in Tapman? Am I related
Speaker 3: to her or something?
Speaker 2: Trust me? No simology.
Speaker 3: She's a distant, distant, distant cousin.
Speaker 2: That all these people have been chatting to her saying
Speaker 2: she's lovely.
Speaker 3: Nah, this feels like you're about to pray with my
Speaker 3: wife in here or something.
Speaker 2: No, she's beautiful, is completely a I oh, she has
Speaker 2: been photographed everywhere. People have been posted she's not real.
Speaker 2: She is not a real person, but she looks. She
Speaker 2: has a full social media profile, she talks to people
Speaker 2: comment and no, and people didn't know.
Speaker 3: Can you go back to the photo of her at
Speaker 3: the tennis place.
Speaker 2: So she's pictured in the crowd with an actual crowd.
Speaker 2: Like the boss of getting images has come out and said,
Speaker 2: this is just crazy, like that's our photo, but they've
Speaker 2: just put this fake girl in and like, well, you're
Speaker 2: not the only one who's disappointed. People have been fully
Speaker 2: talking to her.
Speaker 3: It's like thinking she's real, thinking and look.
Speaker 2: She is beautiful, but I mean she's fake. But does
Speaker 2: that scare you? Like you're a dad, right, you got
Speaker 2: three kids. They're adults who are getting caught up in
Speaker 2: thinking that this woman is real. Doesn't worry you about
Speaker 2: your kids that they could be talking to someone that
Speaker 2: they think is just.
Speaker 3: Well I remember hearing a parenting expert it's so true.
Speaker 3: They're like, you know you worry about which I always say, oh,
Speaker 3: you know, you gotta worry about the group they hang
Speaker 3: out with at school and all that sort of stuff.
Speaker 3: But then you let them get online and you should
Speaker 3: be worrying about the world and who they're chatting to.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well this woman is. She's got one hundred and
Speaker 2: sixty seven thousand followers. She's They call her an Ali
Speaker 2: influencer because she I think she sells the clothes and
Speaker 2: things that she's wearing.
Speaker 3: So there's some sort of realness to it. And someone
Speaker 3: like me sitting in his laptop back home.
Speaker 2: You making a fortune when you went to coldplay.
Speaker 3: Cold she wasn't She wasn't real. She's not real.
Speaker 2: She looks so real, and people are fully befriending her,
Speaker 2: pure sunshine and good vibes, soaking up every bit of
Speaker 2: this energy at Wimbledon.
Speaker 3: I'm about to friend her.
Speaker 2: I don't think I'm my friend.
Speaker 3: He too.
Speaker 2: You can't get in trouble for.
Speaker 3: Friends, can you. When your partner looks at us, are
Speaker 3: these people you're following? You're right, you creep? No, no, no,
Speaker 3: they're not rich.
Speaker 2: She's not real.
Speaker 3: After eight this morning, sing for the snow, Your chance
Speaker 3: to win ski trips coming up.
Speaker 2: I just had a holiday. How nice snow.
Speaker 3: He's had an early entry from a friend of mine.
Speaker 3: Voice note who Sleepy Sedesh.
Speaker 2: Oh, Sleepy Sedesh wants to go to the snow.
Speaker 3: He's awake, heying, this is the entry.
Speaker 2: Yep, it's let it's not I've been wanting to go there.
Speaker 2: You go. Sleep is the desht on you see.
Speaker 3: It's not that hard.
Speaker 2: Your chance to that's all you got to do. So
Speaker 2: it's coming up shortly. But start writing your song. I'm
Speaker 2: not sure Sleepy Sidesh would have taken out the holiday
Speaker 2: to Mount Bulla with that, but you work on it.
Speaker 2: You've got time Melbourne exactly. But speaking of holidays, we
Speaker 2: did just recently take a holiday and it is holidays
Speaker 2: are great, but there's a lot of prep that goes
Speaker 2: into it.
Speaker 3: So yeah, thing is at the moment because we've got
Speaker 3: Archie who's on the no fly lists already.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So I was away with two families who have
Speaker 2: like I'm gonna this is a guessing game for me.
Speaker 2: I actually did one part of the trip with two
Speaker 2: families and then the second part of the trip with
Speaker 2: another two families. And those two families both had one
Speaker 2: two and a half year old and one three year old.
Speaker 3: Was one Tom Hawkins family yea from Gelong. So Tommy
Speaker 3: took all the kids to.
Speaker 2: All three and Gemmer and Dale, two of my best
Speaker 2: friends had all three as well, So six little ones.
Speaker 3: How did Tomahawk go in those tiny little seats all
Speaker 3: the way to the UK?
Speaker 2: I think Tomahawk put on twenty kilos on that trip,
Speaker 2: to be honest, he's definitely not in AFL shape anymore.
Speaker 2: I think he put up a video on his Instagram
Speaker 2: last night of the scales with that hello darkness.
Speaker 3: Mad So no comeback for the finals.
Speaker 2: I don't think Tormal will be coming back, not this season,
Speaker 2: maybe next season. Anyway, it is a lot of prep
Speaker 2: when you go away, and I can't even imagine the
Speaker 2: prep that would have to go into going away with
Speaker 2: the family I just mentioned. They also they lost their
Speaker 2: luggage Emma and Tom so that was awesome. So three
Speaker 2: kids with no clothes.
Speaker 3: Did they forget to take the pram as well?
Speaker 2: Oh, they forgot the fam Yet it was a good
Speaker 2: trip for them.
Speaker 3: Because our thing is now unless it's easier than being
Speaker 3: at home. I don't want to trap.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but traveling is so good. But you're in the trenches, right.
Speaker 2: You got a little one that touch But even like
Speaker 2: we went away, we don't have children but we've got
Speaker 2: two dogs and their elderly dogs and they can't just
Speaker 2: stay at home, So we had to get a house
Speaker 2: sitar and a dog sitter. And you think it's pretty easy.
Speaker 3: Is in the house did to just look after the dogs?
Speaker 2: Yeah? The house sitter is the dog Star. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: you think it's pretty easy. You just feed them, pad them,
Speaker 2: give them a bit of affection, they'll.
Speaker 3: Be fine, welcome, and then enjoy the fruits. That is
Speaker 3: someone else's house.
Speaker 2: Yes, exactly right. And these are family friends of ours
Speaker 2: who are living with their parents at the moment because
Speaker 2: they're saving to buy a house. This is great, perfect
Speaker 2: for them. So the night before we went away, our
Speaker 2: little dog Ted started vomiting everywhere the little sausage stock.
Speaker 2: So straight to emergency for Ted, because also we're leaving
Speaker 2: the next day. We're like, we can't just leave him
Speaker 2: sick and give him to someone else. So he goes
Speaker 2: to the vet. Anyway, we have to leave him there
Speaker 2: over night. In the morning I came to work on
Speaker 2: the Friday morning before I went away, Paul went and
Speaker 2: picked him up. We got home and the vet had
Speaker 2: said he's got dog anxiety. We think he's seen your suitcases,
Speaker 2: and he's freaking out going oh way. So they're like,
Speaker 2: don't worry, we're just going to give him anxiety pills.
Speaker 2: And I don't know what it was, so these poor
Speaker 2: house sitters. I'm like, well, now you've got to give
Speaker 2: the dog his anti anxiety meds and his anti nausea meds.
Speaker 2: So instantly there's already an issue. Right then, I think, well,
Speaker 2: the dog's been in the dog vet all night, so
Speaker 2: he stinks. So I thought I'll give him a quick bath.
Speaker 2: An hour before we leave to go. I thought I'll
Speaker 2: give him a wash, and I gave him a treat
Speaker 2: to try and coax him into the bathroom because he
Speaker 2: won't go anywhere more well like a smacko sitter. And
Speaker 2: then I realized he'd been sick and he wasn't supposed
Speaker 2: to be anything like that, so I tried to get
Speaker 2: it out of his mouth. He bit my finger by accident,
Speaker 2: and his tooth went straight into my finger, straight out,
Speaker 2: and it was like, imagine a water fall of blood
Speaker 2: coming out of the tip of my finger. So we're
Speaker 2: leaving his you go to the airport. In forty five minutes,
Speaker 2: I'm on the phone to the doctor who says, you've
Speaker 2: got to come in and get a tetanus shot. I'm
Speaker 2: going to the No, you need to, so go off.
Speaker 2: We go to on the way to the airport. So
Speaker 2: then we get to the airport and I'm like, great,
Speaker 2: they've got it under control. They get the anti medication.
Speaker 2: We get on the holiday. Two days later, they call
Speaker 2: and say, we've just closed your front gate and the
Speaker 2: whole thing has fallen off. They like slammed it, I think,
Speaker 2: and it fell off its hinges. But our front gate
Speaker 2: is like our front lawn. That's where the dogs run around.
Speaker 2: It's like a high Yeah.
Speaker 3: I know, but he's so medicated at this point, he's
Speaker 3: not little legs aren't going to walk to We've also.
Speaker 2: Got the big dog. I'm like, well, the dog's gonna
Speaker 2: at three o'clock in the morning overseas, pause on the
Speaker 2: phone to a builder trying to get someone to come
Speaker 2: and fix the gate.
Speaker 3: I meanwhile, these two young kids who normally live at
Speaker 3: home just wanted a party house.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and now they've got a dog on prozac and
Speaker 2: no front gate and another big dog who's trying to
Speaker 2: run down the street at every opportunity. Next minute, we
Speaker 2: get a call there's a leak in the roof. It's
Speaker 2: been raining in Melbourne, so we've got the roof tiler
Speaker 2: or the roof fixer going over there. Then we get
Speaker 2: the call saying, oh, Marla, the big dog dogs limping
Speaker 2: and I was like, what she ate little dogs?
Speaker 3: Pro serious?
Speaker 2: So I'm like, okay, what's wrong with her? So we're
Speaker 2: trying to wear THEMD the dog's foot diagnosis, So they
Speaker 2: take her to the vet. She's tripped down the stairs,
Speaker 2: they think, and ripped one of her toenails off and
Speaker 2: has an infected foot and needs surgery. Oh so now
Speaker 2: they've got that dog at the vet. They pick her
Speaker 2: up from their surgery and she has to go back
Speaker 2: every three days. She's on two lots of medication.
Speaker 3: Small just handing it out.
Speaker 2: I was just like you, why would we bother go away?
Speaker 2: Then we get the car to say, oh, by the way,
Speaker 2: your parking permits on the street have expired, so we've
Speaker 2: got to fine every day. Well you've been away, are.
Speaker 3: You going to pay?
Speaker 2: Were whipped, of course we do. I was like, did
Speaker 2: you sort of set fire to the house as well?
Speaker 2: That these Why does all that stuff happen? The dogs
Speaker 2: haven't been sick, and then the second we go away,
Speaker 2: both dogs get sick, the gate falls off, and the
Speaker 2: roof basically falls in.
Speaker 3: So what are we asking? Thirteen twenty four ten. What medication?
Speaker 2: You know? What happened when you went away?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 2: Did the family pet die? My mum went away and
Speaker 2: she was so like every time she's like, if we
Speaker 2: go away and the dog dies with the house.
Speaker 3: The dogs saw every time someone went away. Sorry, every
Speaker 3: time you mum went away?
Speaker 2: Rest about it?
Speaker 3: Oh? I thought you meant every time your mum goes
Speaker 3: away someone dies?
Speaker 2: No, right, no?
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty fourteen.
Speaker 2: It's always like he's so far away from home when things.
Speaker 4: Go wrong thirteen twenty four ten. What happened at your
Speaker 4: place when you're away?
Speaker 3: In return? I got tickets to f.
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Speaker 4: Gun Maverick comes the thrilling cinematic events during Brad Pitt
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Speaker 4: What happened when you went away?
Speaker 2: What happens while you're on holidays or while you were away?
Speaker 2: We went away for a couple of weeks. Within that time,
Speaker 2: both dogs had to be taken to the vet. One
Speaker 2: got anxiety induced vomiting. I'm told one had an infected foot.
Speaker 2: The front gate fell off and the roof leaked. Oh
Speaker 2: and the parking permits expired. So anyone of our house
Speaker 2: it is that parked on the street or a parking fun.
Speaker 3: A real treat, look after your joint.
Speaker 2: I think did we owe them a holiday?
Speaker 3: Yes? Back pre cameras, you know how like everyone's with
Speaker 3: cameras now and stuff like that. And this is a
Speaker 3: good lesson why you should get to know your neighbors. Lu,
Speaker 3: my wife and I went on a road trip. This
Speaker 3: is pre kids. I think we're about turning a bit
Speaker 3: of hours into the road trip.
Speaker 2: And she looked at me and goes, did we lock
Speaker 2: the front door?
Speaker 3: Was it one of those did you shut the garage? Oh?
Speaker 2: I do that so many mornings. I think, have I left?
Speaker 2: When left the garage open? Did you have anyone to call?
Speaker 3: Nope? Two and a half hours back. No, guess what the.
Speaker 2: Garage were shark Yep, you'd almost want it to be
Speaker 2: open to make it weird wild.
Speaker 3: You can call anyone, no, because we're just like we're
Speaker 3: living in Sydney.
Speaker 2: We didn't have see well when all this stuff went
Speaker 2: down with well, we're away. My mum was away, my
Speaker 2: brother was away, our next door neighbors were away. I
Speaker 2: was just like, I can't even get anyone.
Speaker 3: To help, you said. If I pulled into the street
Speaker 3: and I caught rubbers walking through an open garage, I'd
Speaker 3: feel like, well, that was worth it.
Speaker 2: That was worth We did the US round trip.
Speaker 3: We didn't leave straight away. We had some cool and often.
Speaker 2: Well yeah, sitting in a car that would not be
Speaker 2: pleasant at this stuff. It always happens on holidays. Things
Speaker 2: go belly up.
Speaker 3: Five houses up, Where are we? Oh, look, we're home.
Speaker 3: Let's go to mail in Diamond Craig Mail, what happened
Speaker 3: when you went away?
Speaker 5: I just love the show than me and my family.
Speaker 5: My whole family went away on a trip to Hawaii
Speaker 5: for a mom six years. All the pets were staying
Speaker 5: at my sister's house with the house sit up.
Speaker 2: So sister lives.
Speaker 5: Probably three k from my parents' house. My dog, on
Speaker 5: the day that I was flying home, somehow escaped the
Speaker 5: backyard that she'd been secured in the last three weeks.
Speaker 5: I walked herself home across multiple like large road to
Speaker 5: our house, and then my neighbors just let her in
Speaker 5: the backyard, so she was waiting for me when she
Speaker 5: was safe.
Speaker 3: She must have hated being looked after by that person
Speaker 3: so much.
Speaker 5: Well, she was foreign for the three weeks that we
Speaker 5: were away, and then all of a sudden on the
Speaker 5: day did.
Speaker 2: They tell you she was Were you on the plane
Speaker 2: the whole way? No?
Speaker 5: No, she was at work. And then Mum got a
Speaker 5: text from the neighbors saying like, oh, Jazz is in
Speaker 5: the backyard, and we were like, what the hell what happened?
Speaker 3: Oh my god?
Speaker 2: Thank god she was safe.
Speaker 3: Though that's not a text you tell them when you
Speaker 3: get home.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but also if everything's fine, it's like, oh, don't
Speaker 2: bother them.
Speaker 3: How was the trip? Was great? Jazz jazz? Oh we
Speaker 3: lost the dog?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's always when you're away. Bromen, what happened
Speaker 2: to you? There was drama? Yeah.
Speaker 7: So I was about two days into my six week
Speaker 7: euro trip that I'd saved up for many years, and
Speaker 7: I wake up to a voice note from my upstairs
Speaker 7: neighbor and my house not being like hi, sorry, debug
Speaker 7: you of the our apartments fluttered and it's completely flooded
Speaker 7: your bedroom.
Speaker 2: And I would have just been like, well, I live
Speaker 2: in Europe now, so that's fine. I'm never coming home.
Speaker 2: I'm staying here much.
Speaker 7: And then I called my mom crying from across the world. Mom,
Speaker 7: I'm not an adult enough for this. Can you please
Speaker 7: just and sort it?
Speaker 3: I'm not enough for this.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 2: It's like things like you would never lose your wallet,
Speaker 2: but you'll lose it when you're overseas, and it's like,
Speaker 2: how did I do that?
Speaker 3: A money belt?
Speaker 2: Oh? You know who needed a money belt on our trip?
Speaker 2: Jack Charles from the Chrissy Swan Show pickpocket you got pickpocketed?
Speaker 2: Did he really big bucket?
Speaker 3: He would have just got excited when he felt someone's
Speaker 3: hand in exactly.
Speaker 2: I was like, were you dirty dancing with someone? He
Speaker 2: was like, no, I wasn't, as you got big bucket
Speaker 2: in any dirty dance floor.
Speaker 3: Move Jack with a money belt. Let's go to my hood,
Speaker 3: Bentley is can I Joe morning?
Speaker 2: John?
Speaker 8: Morning guys. How are you.
Speaker 2: So?
Speaker 8: I've actually got two incidents with our sausage dog.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 8: About the year ago, We're in Brisbane and my wife's
Speaker 8: brother was looking after them. Little did he know that
Speaker 8: our sausage dog can actually get up on the dining table.
Speaker 8: So she jumped up there, found some chocolate brownies. Ate
Speaker 8: them yeah, because they made with so much chocolate. Yeah,
Speaker 8: And the only issue was that my brother in law
Speaker 8: didn't have his license at the time. He calls my
Speaker 8: wife and he's in a panic saying, you know, table
Speaker 8: and yeah. So luckily we got onto the baker who
Speaker 8: made the brownies and she was a lovely woman, quickly
Speaker 8: grabbed the dogs, took it.
Speaker 3: To the vets baker's fault.
Speaker 8: Yeah, we called up to find out, you know, how
Speaker 8: much chocolate? Isn't it our account bad? Is it? And
Speaker 8: she's like, no, this is really like an emergency.
Speaker 3: So she shot the shop and went and took the
Speaker 3: dog to the bed.
Speaker 8: Acually, and we had only hadn't met her once. So
Speaker 8: now we have some best friends and we're actually going
Speaker 8: overseas in two weeks with them to go to her wedding.
Speaker 2: So than friends it, we'll make sure you don't leave
Speaker 2: any brownies on the table while you go away.
Speaker 3: I love how people meet friends in the randomest ways.
Speaker 2: That is random, That is real random.
Speaker 8: What else did the door the second time. So this
Speaker 8: was more recently, about an hour before we do to
Speaker 8: drive to the airport to go to Sydney. Yep, the
Speaker 8: same dog. She found a little bottle of cbed oil
Speaker 8: for pets. We give her a couple of drops for
Speaker 8: her anxiety.
Speaker 2: Sausage dogs, they're anxious.
Speaker 8: Yeah, she she found that bottle and she consumed a
Speaker 8: fair chunk of that bottle and got absolutely stoned just
Speaker 8: before we were going to Sydney.
Speaker 3: So you rang the dealer. He shot went and took
Speaker 3: it to the vet as well.
Speaker 2: He shut close, pulled the garage door down, and off
Speaker 2: your tree.
Speaker 3: I got to go to the just listening to Angelier
Speaker 3: talk about filming of ted Lasso has resumed. You know
Speaker 3: what else has to started filming? What Devil as Prada too?
Speaker 2: Who's in it?
Speaker 3: Anne Hathaway, Oh she's back, the angry bull guy that
Speaker 3: works with Anne half Hathway.
Speaker 2: So it's the same car.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was some some I don't know. Meryl Streets.
Speaker 3: Meryl Street's back. She brown bread.
Speaker 2: No she is not. Anna Wintour is no longer the
Speaker 2: editor at Vogue. No no, but Jeff Bezos bought Vogue
Speaker 2: for Lauren Sanchez as a wedding gift.
Speaker 3: Apparently he bought Vogue magazine.
Speaker 2: Is a winning a Vogue magazine? He bought Vogue magazine.
Speaker 3: Yes, I would buy a magazine. He's always the magazine.
Speaker 2: Winter has stepped down. The real devil was.
Speaker 3: Let's go to Bella in Hardelberg and I Bella morning.
Speaker 5: Hello, guys, how are we good?
Speaker 3: You're twenty three? Have you seen The Devil Wears pri Yes?
Speaker 3: I have, Thank God?
Speaker 2: Was great movie, great movies.
Speaker 3: Yeh, there we go.
Speaker 2: All right, Bella, Now you want to play for five
Speaker 2: thousand dollars this morning? What would you do if you
Speaker 2: won five k at twenty three years old?
Speaker 5: Well, my partner and I were saving for a house.
Speaker 7: So I would definitely go towards the house.
Speaker 5: But it's also his birthday and Monday, so I've been
Speaker 5: trying to win in Lewis Teldy tickets.
Speaker 2: But I guess I could get a few. Yeah, you
Speaker 2: can buy them.
Speaker 3: So we're doing there all right? Five thousand dollars, five
Speaker 3: thousand dollars twenty three years old. My partner and I
Speaker 3: are saving for a hen.
Speaker 2: Well, to be honest, you sort of need to start saving.
Speaker 3: No, no, But at twenty three years old. We were
Speaker 3: saving for cover charge on Saturday night.
Speaker 2: No, kids are more sensible than I, thank god.
Speaker 3: All right, Bella, you're gonna hear the question. You will
Speaker 3: hear a three to two one. You have to answer
Speaker 3: in that time.
Speaker 2: If you don't know how a guess, I will try.
Speaker 3: How are you with history?
Speaker 5: Oh goodness, yeah, not my strong point.
Speaker 2: This is a history question.
Speaker 3: All right, here we go.
Speaker 2: You haven't been to America.
Speaker 3: No, I haven't been to America for five thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: Who features on the American two dollar bill?
Speaker 2: Three two?
Speaker 3: Good? Guess?
Speaker 2: No, it's Thomas Jefferson, who was the third President of
Speaker 2: the United States. Yes, so, but you know, a lot
Speaker 2: of people don't even know there is a two dollar bill.
Speaker 2: I've been to America fifty times. Two dollar notes, the
Speaker 2: green ones, Yeah, were my age paper.
Speaker 3: Bella, thanks to giving it a crack. I'll tell you what.
Speaker 3: How about we check your tickets to f one, the
Speaker 3: movie you can go on date night for you for
Speaker 3: your boyfriend's birthday. Thanks guy, no worries, You're welcome.
Speaker 2: She's like, she was like, no, don't take pit, I.
Speaker 4: Take Coming up in the next ten minutes, your chance
Speaker 4: to sing for the snow. We are taking the show
Speaker 4: to Mount Buller and we're offloading trips. You can win
Speaker 4: one or you have to do a sing a song
Speaker 4: about the snow. We're going to take auditions. So coming
Speaker 4: up next day. Oh, you're going to love what happened
Speaker 4: to me minutes before I left the house. She's going
Speaker 4: to be chilly and wet one today.
Speaker 2: Funny old day out there, isn't it nothing like yesterday? No, yesterday,
Speaker 2: we've had some nice Bluesday was great, it was a ripper.
Speaker 2: What's the rest of the week doing.
Speaker 3: So rhetorical?
Speaker 2: No, I thought you might have known. Or Thursday fifteen
Speaker 2: and sort of funny much do what.
Speaker 3: Over the school holidays? Yes, we did have some good weather. Yep,
Speaker 3: especially that first weekend. We went off to a nice
Speaker 3: little we went to lunch, little birthday lunch where you
Speaker 3: go snowhouse.
Speaker 2: I love the snowhouse they have upstairs, downstairs, upstairs.
Speaker 4: They've shut downstairs just for a few weeks over the
Speaker 4: colder period. Used to be pontoon. Now it's like stoakcase downstairs.
Speaker 2: Pass upstairs they do do they still do those salt
Speaker 2: and vinegar, Yes, potato cakes, Yes.
Speaker 3: They're a little bit more expensive than the fish and
Speaker 3: chip shop.
Speaker 2: Yeah they are. I think some of them have caviar
Speaker 2: on them. Don't they add something on there?
Speaker 3: I'm like, I just the potato cake anyway, So look,
Speaker 3: it's not normally my world, so I might let's dress up.
Speaker 2: You love a fancy lunch, though, yeah, you don't do
Speaker 2: it a lot, and you like two a year, you know,
Speaker 2: and this was kid free. You would have you would
Speaker 2: have pulled out the cordless GHD straight in the hair,
Speaker 2: no basebook cap. What did you wear?
Speaker 3: That was the issue?
Speaker 2: Ram william Let me guess dark blue skinny jeans with
Speaker 2: an R M. Williams and like a white Rolfloren shirt
Speaker 2: with the sleeves rolled up in your hair straight.
Speaker 4: Look, I would love to have all those design labels
Speaker 4: that you mentioned. But it was a it was a
Speaker 4: collared country road ship. Oh yeah, I went all.
Speaker 2: Black actually, oh yeah, with an R M. Williams. Very
Speaker 2: but yeah, yeah that is very Melbourne, all black and.
Speaker 3: Trying to get out of the house and also set
Speaker 3: up for a babysitter. Sometimes you just sit there and
Speaker 3: see is it worth it?
Speaker 2: This is where I get confused. Are you paying them
Speaker 2: to do all that stuff. But you've still got to
Speaker 2: you do all these things, like you lay out their
Speaker 2: clothes and stuff, but you've.
Speaker 3: Got to set out otherwise you get the text where's this,
Speaker 3: where's that?
Speaker 2: Work it out?
Speaker 3: You're on the payroll.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah no, but still so your kids are old
Speaker 2: enough to know where they're I know, but it's like,
Speaker 2: you know what, if you don't know yet, then have
Speaker 2: cold feet. You know, if you don't know where your
Speaker 2: socks are, then were thongs. It's a new kid.
Speaker 3: It's more like getting their dinner sorted.
Speaker 2: That's what you're paying them for.
Speaker 3: No, but the baby sits looking after the kids. They're
Speaker 3: not coming in as the chef as well.
Speaker 2: Here they are, well, surely they're cooking dinner.
Speaker 3: Take it from someone with three kids. And I'm trying
Speaker 3: to get out the.
Speaker 2: Door, get a mumber Eats star. Take the pressure I
Speaker 2: can't afford.
Speaker 3: I'm just paid forty bucks for a potato cake.
Speaker 2: Some vinegar potato cake.
Speaker 3: But he's with the legs on top anyway, So I'm
Speaker 3: running around trying to get the kids ready.
Speaker 2: I'm also what are you doing when you say running around?
Speaker 2: Because you get in it tears.
Speaker 3: I know the problem is I start to swing.
Speaker 2: You get in a flap trying to do things and
Speaker 2: you called me before I've been like, I'm trying to
Speaker 2: do that, and I'm like, it's not that, it's not
Speaker 2: worth getting.
Speaker 3: Like I put my shirt on the last thing I
Speaker 3: did before I leave.
Speaker 4: Just put my shirt on because I know I've been
Speaker 4: sweaty and I've been running around, but I'm trying to
Speaker 4: get like spaghetti bollonnais ready, and.
Speaker 2: Then you're cooking this back.
Speaker 3: I'm cooking that. You know, his nappis chi Like, there's clothes.
Speaker 2: Here, she can find the nap anyway. You just trust me.
Speaker 3: Trust me. There's things you have to set up as
Speaker 3: a woman with no children.
Speaker 2: I think it sounds easy, you know what. Okay, I'll
Speaker 2: look after them next time.
Speaker 3: Going to get you to come over one day and
Speaker 3: I Am not going to prepare anything.
Speaker 2: Great, watch me. I'll survive. They'll survive. You'll come home.
Speaker 2: He might have he might have his shoes on the
Speaker 2: wrong feet and no napy on, but he will be
Speaker 2: have been.
Speaker 3: Your left foot actuie, Oh I got frostbite. I didn't
Speaker 3: know where the socks.
Speaker 2: Were, but I'd find them with a spot. Three drawers
Speaker 2: in the four year old's room. How hard can it be,
Speaker 2: or it'd have the big boy socks pulled all the
Speaker 2: way up to his thighs. That's too long.
Speaker 4: Anyway, you'll love this. Ye finally got everything ready, trying
Speaker 4: to keep my temperature low. I'm straight in my hair
Speaker 4: because it's the one time of the year I won't
Speaker 4: wear a hat. I've got everything in place. Lugo's the
Speaker 4: Uber's out the front. Great, I'm just going to give
Speaker 4: my hair a quick head of hairspray because it's windy.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I opened the cabinet.
Speaker 2: Yeah, keep mind.
Speaker 3: Lots of arts and craft and weird crap floating around
Speaker 3: the house because it's school holidays. In the bathroom cabinet,
Speaker 3: I grab a can of what I thought was hairspray.
Speaker 2: Yep, great.
Speaker 3: Colored hair spray. Oh what color green?
Speaker 2: Ah? No, was it just spray paint.
Speaker 3: It's like a skunk was just like the one.
Speaker 2: What did you do.
Speaker 3: Overheated?
Speaker 2: Then?
Speaker 3: Let me tell you what did you know? What?
Speaker 2: Your sleep canceled?
Speaker 3: The uber had to do a little reset on the head.
Speaker 2: You couldn't let logore you go. I'll be there twenty minutes.
Speaker 3: Too many of those potatoes let.
Speaker 2: It get started on the champagne with potato cakes.
Speaker 3: Honestly, sometimes hang on.
Speaker 2: Okay, now it's not tell the truth. How much did
Speaker 2: you overreact? Because I know you weren't calm or do
Speaker 2: a reenactment. What did you do? What did you do?
Speaker 2: And with the babysitters downstairs, so she's doing nothing because
Speaker 2: you've already cooked the spaghetti bolonnaise and laid out all
Speaker 2: the clothes. So she's sitting watching Netflix losing the uber.
Speaker 2: Tell me exactly what you said in them.
Speaker 6: There, Charlie XCX, Good morning Melbourne. This this is over
Speaker 6: one hundred Oh, it's happened. It has happened.
Speaker 2: I said, I said I'd behave till nine. It's nine
Speaker 2: oh three and I've hit a wall.
Speaker 3: Guys, if you're just joining us, it's been a real
Speaker 3: roller coaster in here with one Lauren Phillips this morning.
Speaker 2: So I love going on holiday, but I am a
Speaker 2: sucker for jet lag. And when I woke up, what
Speaker 2: I thought was this morning and it was time for
Speaker 2: me to get up and go to work. And I
Speaker 2: got up, I looked to the bathroom to get in
Speaker 2: the shower, and it was eleven fifty five. Last night.
Speaker 2: It was midnight, and.
Speaker 4: I was like, uh oh, she came bouncing in here
Speaker 4: at five am this morning, which is an hour earlier
Speaker 4: than you're normally a.
Speaker 2: Round totally, and I'd been up watching whale videos because
Speaker 2: I thought that would calm me and help me go
Speaker 2: back to sleep.
Speaker 3: When I arrived, all the team looked incredibly tired, and
Speaker 3: I'm like, what's wrong and they're like, oh, Lauren's been
Speaker 3: here for an hour pitching.
Speaker 2: Ideas, and then everyone said she's going to crash, said
Speaker 2: make it till nine o'clock. And I just walked in
Speaker 2: and I was like, it's happening. It's happening.
Speaker 3: What did you just open?
Speaker 2: I've got a tea and honey, soy chip. I don't
Speaker 2: know if it's lunchtime, breakfast, dinner time, or does it
Speaker 2: shout out to all those who were lucky enough to
Speaker 2: go away but are battling children with jet lag too,
Speaker 2: because it's hard enough as an adult. I don't know
Speaker 2: how you do that with kids.
Speaker 3: Know the worst. We flew to Bali once because of
Speaker 3: the time difference.
Speaker 2: It's like three hours right.
Speaker 3: No, but we're living in New Zealand at the time.
Speaker 2: Oh, five hours time So we got there.
Speaker 3: And it was nighttime. We're exhaustics were just carted.
Speaker 2: You know, ye would have been ready to party, and
Speaker 2: the kids are like, let's go.
Speaker 3: Were like, no, let's go to bed. Let's go to bed.
Speaker 2: I don't know how anyone travels.
Speaker 3: I sat in the shower, just like awake, playing games
Speaker 3: and like let's.
Speaker 2: Stay coloring in and oh my, you think is it
Speaker 2: really worth it?
Speaker 3: And it wasn't. You know what Lou said, Luke crackt.
Speaker 3: It goes. We're never leaving. What do you mean?
Speaker 2: I get it, I get it, I get it.
Speaker 3: That's it. We are out of here. Aaron Richards in next,
Speaker 3: have a great day, bron Thank you so much for listening. Melbourne.
Speaker 2: We will see you, well, we might not see you,
Speaker 2: but you'll hear from us tomorrow. Jason Lauren Lauren wake
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