WEBVTT - Full Show: Where Did I Come From? 0:00:00.360 --> 0:00:04.760 To comply with Spotify's AI enforcement of copyright law, parts 0:00:04.760 --> 0:00:08.159 of this podcast have been modified or removed. For the 0:00:08.240 --> 0:00:12.160 full experience, please listen live on over one hundred or 0:00:12.280 --> 0:00:15.800 livestream at Nova fm dot com dot au. 0:00:18.800 --> 0:00:20.279 Jason Lauren on No. 0:00:20.520 --> 0:00:24.800 One hundred, Well, good morning everybody. 0:00:24.960 --> 0:00:28.120 Oh my god, good morning everybody. 0:00:29.800 --> 0:00:33.120 For a girl, it's been up for four hours already. 0:00:33.320 --> 0:00:35.800 You think her headphones are tangled. 0:00:36.040 --> 0:00:40.199 The microphone fell off. Good morning Melbourne. I am in 0:00:40.240 --> 0:00:40.640 a mood. 0:00:40.760 --> 0:00:44.640 So we are, sends Clint today. Clinty is off and 0:00:44.720 --> 0:00:45.760 Lauren is on one. 0:00:45.840 --> 0:00:53.760 Let me tell you, yes, yes, yeah, Well it's like 0:00:53.760 --> 0:00:55.760 it's one of those things right when you go away 0:00:55.760 --> 0:00:59.240 and you're lucky enough to have a holiday. It's illegal 0:00:59.520 --> 0:01:01.840 to talk winge about jet lag. So I'm not going 0:01:01.920 --> 0:01:04.679 to winge about it. Instead, I'm going to celebrate it. 0:01:05.080 --> 0:01:07.400 Honestly, it took me days to get over the trip 0:01:07.400 --> 0:01:10.360 back from right where were you coming back from? 0:01:10.520 --> 0:01:13.839 I came back from Athens a bit further, a bit further, 0:01:14.080 --> 0:01:16.880 and my body clock is very confused, and I did 0:01:16.920 --> 0:01:20.400 what the parents call a disaster nap. 0:01:20.720 --> 0:01:24.880 Yes, you went too long, didn't you? You went too long? 0:01:25.040 --> 0:01:26.160 Too late, and too long. 0:01:26.480 --> 0:01:29.360 Anyway, Archie, oh, three year old, did the disaster nap? 0:01:29.440 --> 0:01:31.560 This is the disaster that with a kid is like 0:01:31.720 --> 0:01:33.960 when they're in that Did he still nap? Nor? 0:01:34.040 --> 0:01:34.560 No? 0:01:34.560 --> 0:01:36.679 No, no no? And he doesn't. 0:01:36.840 --> 0:01:40.800 He's been out with and she pulled into the driveway 0:01:40.800 --> 0:01:42.080 at about quarter to three, and I'm. 0:01:41.959 --> 0:01:43.440 Like, what's going on here? 0:01:43.600 --> 0:01:47.600 It was he asleep asleep a quarter to three? Oh yeah, 0:01:48.040 --> 0:01:50.000 how did he sleep last night? Great? She should have 0:01:50.000 --> 0:01:52.880 sent him to my house. There's a party at my house. 0:01:52.920 --> 0:01:54.640 There was a party at mine at nine o'clock as well. 0:01:54.720 --> 0:01:56.280 Trying to get him down at nine pm. 0:01:56.360 --> 0:01:58.160 Oh my god. I was almost just going to start 0:01:58.160 --> 0:02:00.360 throwing twenty dollar notes at him and go, please, I'll 0:02:00.360 --> 0:02:01.480 pay you, just go to bed. 0:02:01.640 --> 0:02:05.080 Yeah, no, I get it, Archie. I'm with your brother. Anyway, 0:02:05.080 --> 0:02:06.520 I tell you how about my jet lag was next. 0:02:06.560 --> 0:02:08.200 We've got a huge show coming up today. 0:02:08.400 --> 0:02:11.840 We do in indeed, actually it's not the best parenting 0:02:11.880 --> 0:02:12.399 thing in the world. 0:02:12.440 --> 0:02:14.760 But what's happened? 0:02:14.840 --> 0:02:17.519 Just speaking of paying the kids, I took Felix, my 0:02:17.560 --> 0:02:20.640 eleven year old, out for Japanese spit a sushi train. 0:02:20.960 --> 0:02:24.320 Yeah. Over the holidays, you have a bit of everything. 0:02:28.840 --> 0:02:30.959 Felix, You've got to Oh, I love it. I'm like, 0:02:31.000 --> 0:02:31.760 you've got to try that. 0:02:31.760 --> 0:02:33.680 Would be on the Ala Catte menu. That's not coming 0:02:33.680 --> 0:02:34.919 around on the Chutu train. 0:02:35.040 --> 0:02:37.520 No, it was the CA Yeah, And I'm like, you've 0:02:37.520 --> 0:02:40.359 got to try the mesa egg plants. He's eleven. He's 0:02:40.360 --> 0:02:41.760 looking at me. He's like, there's no way. 0:02:42.639 --> 0:02:44.680 And so then because it doesn't taste like egg pluts, 0:02:44.680 --> 0:02:46.040 it tastes like mesa exactly. 0:02:46.080 --> 0:02:48.520 So I did what every good parent should do. I 0:02:48.560 --> 0:02:50.799 started bribing him with money to try it. Oh yeah, 0:02:51.000 --> 0:02:52.600 turned into quite a little game show. I was like, 0:02:52.600 --> 0:02:55.200 all right, five bucks for something rogue off the Sishi try. 0:02:55.160 --> 0:02:57.200 Yeah, smart from Felix. How much cash to you? 0:02:57.240 --> 0:02:57.400 Mate? 0:02:57.440 --> 0:02:59.600 I through forty? He walked out nauseous. It was a 0:02:59.639 --> 0:03:00.360 great lunch. 0:03:02.400 --> 0:03:04.400 Oh good suit. She trained the shame of when you 0:03:04.440 --> 0:03:07.600 have to take the whole party? Did I really eat 0:03:07.639 --> 0:03:08.000 this much? 0:03:08.120 --> 0:03:09.760 Do we need three people to count the pin? 0:03:09.880 --> 0:03:12.080 I really need to carry the plates to the front desk. 0:03:12.320 --> 0:03:14.840 All right, we're gonna be shock coming up today. Ed 0:03:14.919 --> 0:03:16.560 Sheeran want to go have a season see him live. 0:03:16.600 --> 0:03:17.760 I'll give you all the details. 0:03:17.760 --> 0:03:24.200 How after Lewis Capaldi on Nova Lewis Capelli and Survive 0:03:24.480 --> 0:03:25.400 six past six. 0:03:25.760 --> 0:03:28.400 It's a great song. It's not a feel good for 0:03:28.480 --> 0:03:29.320 Tuesday morning. 0:03:29.720 --> 0:03:32.360 It just to ignore her. Everyone. She's been up since 0:03:32.360 --> 0:03:33.200 one with jet lag. 0:03:33.840 --> 0:03:36.360 You know what, Actually it was not even one. 0:03:36.880 --> 0:03:39.160 You're going to be a real roller coaster today, a. 0:03:39.080 --> 0:03:39.839 Real roller coast. 0:03:39.840 --> 0:03:42.200 But she's in a fun mood now. When I arrived 0:03:42.200 --> 0:03:44.800 at work this morning, I walk in, You're already sitting on. 0:03:44.720 --> 0:03:47.240 The on the count on my second coffee. 0:03:47.360 --> 0:03:49.560 In the planning meeting, which you normally don't make. 0:03:49.840 --> 0:03:52.480 No, I was here at like what ten past five? 0:03:52.960 --> 0:03:58.320 Producer? Was she here with ideas? Like? Was she getting involved? 0:03:59.480 --> 0:04:02.040 Came in with ods for it is the rest of 0:04:02.080 --> 0:04:09.840 the year. So I flew back from Europe and I thought, 0:04:10.440 --> 0:04:12.920 I'm gonna I know how to do this. I know 0:04:12.960 --> 0:04:14.880 how to not get jet like. So I went into 0:04:14.920 --> 0:04:17.200 a hyperbaric chamber oxygen chamber. 0:04:22.040 --> 0:04:24.120 Do you sit at her home burning fifty dollar notes? 0:04:24.960 --> 0:04:28.239 You sit in the hyperbaric oxygen chamber and it gives 0:04:28.240 --> 0:04:30.760 you extra It's like pressurize it so it's like your 0:04:30.800 --> 0:04:31.480 ears pop, like. 0:04:31.480 --> 0:04:34.320 Yes, it's normally for scuba divers they. 0:04:34.200 --> 0:04:35.600 Do it and it's meant to help you with jet 0:04:35.640 --> 0:04:37.440 like because you get extra oxygen and it helps you 0:04:37.520 --> 0:04:40.480 circadian rhythm and all these other things I read about. Anyway, 0:04:40.520 --> 0:04:42.120 so I did that on the first I probably should 0:04:42.160 --> 0:04:42.880 have done it yesterday. 0:04:43.240 --> 0:04:47.440 Curiosity. Yeah, where would someone go in Melbourne to find 0:04:47.480 --> 0:04:50.160 a hyper hyperbaric chamber? 0:04:50.279 --> 0:04:52.800 Lots of places. There's lots of like wellness places now 0:04:52.800 --> 0:04:57.480 that do all of that, like infrared hyperbaric chambers, cryotherapy, 0:04:57.520 --> 0:04:59.440 which is one where it's like freezing cold. Maybe I'll 0:04:59.440 --> 0:05:02.280 try that today because that looks fun. Hyperbaric chamber did 0:05:02.320 --> 0:05:05.640 not work I so I came to it yesterday. I 0:05:05.680 --> 0:05:09.159 went home and had to do some running around and 0:05:09.200 --> 0:05:11.280 then I had what toddler is you call in a 0:05:11.320 --> 0:05:13.400 toddle or a disaster nap, and I thought, I'll sleep, 0:05:13.480 --> 0:05:15.880 have an hour an hour power out. Anyway. I woke up. 0:05:15.920 --> 0:05:18.600 It was quarter to five last night, and I'd been 0:05:18.640 --> 0:05:24.200 asleep for about two hours, and I thought, I'm just 0:05:24.240 --> 0:05:26.000 going to go through here. I'm so tired, and then 0:05:26.040 --> 0:05:27.800 I was like, no, get up, get up, got up, 0:05:28.080 --> 0:05:30.240 had dinner and I said to Paul, how am I 0:05:30.320 --> 0:05:31.279 possibly going. 0:05:31.120 --> 0:05:32.560 To see for wake up? 0:05:33.360 --> 0:05:35.400 I no? I had a shower before I went to bed. 0:05:35.720 --> 0:05:38.120 Maybe I should have had a poil then. Anyway, I said, Paul, 0:05:38.160 --> 0:05:40.240 how am I possibly going to go on? How can 0:05:40.279 --> 0:05:42.839 I continue till eight thirty at night? Anyway, went to 0:05:42.880 --> 0:05:44.760 bed at eight, had a shower, went to bed at eight, 0:05:45.279 --> 0:05:47.520 woke up, thought it was ready, thought it was the morning. 0:05:47.560 --> 0:05:50.000 Time to get ready. It was eleven fifty five pm. 0:05:51.400 --> 0:05:54.520 So I thought I should serious. If it wasn't it, 0:05:54.560 --> 0:05:56.640 if it wasn't a Monday night, maybe I would have. 0:05:57.400 --> 0:06:00.320 And then Paul was asleep. And then he woke up, 0:06:00.400 --> 0:06:02.159 and I was like, as I was trying to you 0:06:02.160 --> 0:06:04.240 wake him, No, we're out of sync. And then he 0:06:04.279 --> 0:06:07.359 fell back asleep and he was snoring so loudly. But 0:06:07.440 --> 0:06:09.440 I didn't want to wake him up and roll him over, 0:06:09.880 --> 0:06:12.039 you know, like guy's snore when they sleep on their backs. 0:06:12.520 --> 0:06:13.680 Normally I just push him over. 0:06:13.720 --> 0:06:16.080 Anyway, I'm a side sleeper. I like to spoon a pillow. 0:06:16.160 --> 0:06:17.640 But when he sleeps on his side, he's fine. But 0:06:17.680 --> 0:06:19.400 I felt bad. I didn't want to wake him up, 0:06:19.640 --> 0:06:22.080 so I went to sleep in the spare room. Now 0:06:22.080 --> 0:06:24.200 these are the this is what I listened to on 0:06:24.240 --> 0:06:28.560 Spotify last night. I had, so this one's fall asleep 0:06:28.600 --> 0:06:29.640 in under two minutes. 0:06:30.120 --> 0:06:32.200 My biggest concern is if I have to serve time. 0:06:32.320 --> 0:06:34.600 You only get one pillow in jail. I can't sleep 0:06:34.640 --> 0:06:36.760 with one pillow. It's very uncomfortable. 0:06:37.000 --> 0:06:39.840 Well, maybe one of these appsudes helping me sleep hypnosis. 0:06:39.920 --> 0:06:42.960 I had that one going. I had Guided Sleep Meditation, 0:06:43.560 --> 0:06:48.240 I had Inner Peace to Reduce Anxiety meditation. And then 0:06:48.279 --> 0:06:50.200 at three point thirty, I thought, oh, I'm just gonna 0:06:50.360 --> 0:06:52.880 get up, have a look. See what's happening on the internet. 0:06:53.520 --> 0:06:56.560 And I sat there for an hour watching videos of 0:06:56.640 --> 0:07:02.719 killer whales attacking shark. Is this amazing video? Week's coming 0:07:02.800 --> 0:07:06.400 up of this killer whale? Grandmother kill away. She's sixty 0:07:06.920 --> 0:07:10.040 and she takes out a great what And I was like, Paul, 0:07:10.080 --> 0:07:10.680 you got to see this. 0:07:11.800 --> 0:07:15.280 Sleep probly wake up. 0:07:16.040 --> 0:07:18.080 I was like to see this stuff. So then he 0:07:18.200 --> 0:07:21.320 was awake, and then I said, okay, it's four o'clock. 0:07:21.600 --> 0:07:23.600 Let's just try and get half an hour sleep before 0:07:23.640 --> 0:07:26.040 I have to go back to sleep. Oh. We tossed 0:07:26.080 --> 0:07:27.920 and turned I and I was like, I'm just getting up. 0:07:27.920 --> 0:07:29.840 I'm just going to go to work. I'm gonna I'm 0:07:29.840 --> 0:07:31.080 going to go to work. I'm going to come and 0:07:31.080 --> 0:07:31.920 annoy everyone at work. 0:07:32.520 --> 0:07:33.240 Did you show that? 0:07:33.480 --> 0:07:35.520 I can imagine the scene here at quarter past five, 0:07:35.560 --> 0:07:37.680 everyone gathered around, you know, a killer. 0:07:37.640 --> 0:07:40.040 Showed them the video. Yet it was one of these 0:07:40.040 --> 0:07:41.920 things on a reel, and you know when you see 0:07:41.960 --> 0:07:44.640 it once and you can never find it again. I 0:07:44.640 --> 0:07:47.320 think it's going to be one of those anyway, So 0:07:47.360 --> 0:07:49.480 I slept from eight until midnight. 0:07:49.640 --> 0:07:52.720 Brady, what time do you give her? I reckon, she's 0:07:52.720 --> 0:07:54.320 going to turn by seven to twenty. 0:07:56.120 --> 0:07:58.160 I'm going to back my girl in eight thirty. 0:07:59.000 --> 0:08:01.520 I'll make it through the show. Then help him, help 0:08:01.680 --> 0:08:05.080 anyone who crosses my path today. After that doesn't. 0:08:04.800 --> 0:08:07.600 Tell what we're even going to get to seven. You're 0:08:07.640 --> 0:08:09.920 on the air with jas Lauren. We are sands Clint today, 0:08:10.480 --> 0:08:12.720 hopefully he'll be back tomorrow. We are doing a thanks 0:08:12.760 --> 0:08:16.360 to show Ready Express coming up today. We have trips 0:08:16.360 --> 0:08:18.800 to the snow up for grabs. Tomorrow we're taking the 0:08:18.840 --> 0:08:20.720 show to Mount Buller. I cannot wait. 0:08:21.000 --> 0:08:23.040 I know, I'm very excited. We're going on a family 0:08:23.120 --> 0:08:25.960 road trip. Yeah, we're pulling myself, Clint and Hudson. 0:08:26.160 --> 0:08:28.400 My nine year old is unfortunately going to be sick tomorrow, 0:08:28.480 --> 0:08:30.720 cannot make school, so we're gonna have to pull him 0:08:30.720 --> 0:08:32.760 out and take him with us to Mount Buller and. 0:08:32.800 --> 0:08:35.520 Then he's going to be sick. He's like down the mountain. 0:08:35.559 --> 0:08:37.160 He's like, when do we go back? I'm like Thursday 0:08:37.200 --> 0:08:39.240 we head home. He's like, cool, Oh, I can't do 0:08:39.320 --> 0:08:40.480 basketball Thursday night. 0:08:40.720 --> 0:08:44.200 Oh no, legged just to say the don't talk to 0:08:44.200 --> 0:08:45.280 me about being tet lagged. 0:08:46.440 --> 0:08:48.440 So, yes, we're gonna be doing the show from Mount 0:08:48.480 --> 0:08:52.000 Buller on what's the name is Thursday? 0:08:52.200 --> 0:08:52.720 Confusing? 0:08:52.760 --> 0:08:54.520 This week Thursday will be live from Mount Buller. 0:08:54.559 --> 0:08:56.439 But yeah, over the next two weeks your chance to 0:08:56.480 --> 0:08:58.960 win Trips to the Snow will tell you how you 0:08:59.000 --> 0:09:01.400 can win it. Coming up in the next twenty here 0:09:01.559 --> 0:09:04.640 on Nova. 0:09:05.720 --> 0:09:08.400 That's right, it's time for Naughty noughty six forty and 0:09:08.440 --> 0:09:11.880 this time we're talking about a celebrity couple that, in fact, 0:09:11.960 --> 0:09:15.360 I don't even remember these two dating. Let's go back 0:09:15.400 --> 0:09:18.800 to nineteen ninety seven. I was in year five. That's 0:09:18.800 --> 0:09:22.640 probably why I don't remember it. How were you so 0:09:22.679 --> 0:09:25.679 this couple they were in They were in the film Bounce. 0:09:26.280 --> 0:09:28.760 They dated from nineteen ninety seven to the year two, thousand. 0:09:28.840 --> 0:09:32.199 I'm talking about Gwyneth Paltrow and Ben Affleck, So. 0:09:32.200 --> 0:09:34.880 This would have been pre Brad Pitt. 0:09:35.280 --> 0:09:40.720 Yes, and pre j Lo first first round, no first round, 0:09:40.720 --> 0:09:41.319 but maybe it was. 0:09:41.320 --> 0:09:45.560 Propan yeah, pre pre first round Jedlo marriage pre. 0:09:45.520 --> 0:09:49.679 First round, pre who's the other Jennifery married Jennifer Ghana 0:09:49.840 --> 0:09:54.280 pre Jennifer Garnah. And then Gwyneth Paltrow married Chris Martin 0:09:54.320 --> 0:09:58.720 and bybe Apple that's right, pre baby Apple. Also anyway, 0:09:58.720 --> 0:10:02.439 apparently they dated. I don't remember it. Apparently apparently. Now 0:10:02.559 --> 0:10:05.480 Kevin o'quan, who is a very famous makeup artist by 0:10:05.520 --> 0:10:07.920 the way, makes probably the best mascara in the world, 0:10:09.120 --> 0:10:14.040 has talked Aboush Winneth Pultro and a secret she told 0:10:14.120 --> 0:10:18.319 him in her book. She told Kevin quan in his 0:10:18.600 --> 0:10:24.679 London hotel room one day after lunch. She loved it when. 0:10:24.880 --> 0:10:27.440 Ben Affleck, can you use code words? 0:10:27.480 --> 0:10:30.320 Place did something to her in the bedroom? 0:10:31.559 --> 0:10:32.120 What did he do? 0:10:35.640 --> 0:10:35.679 He? 0:10:36.559 --> 0:10:36.719 You know? 0:10:36.760 --> 0:10:38.800 What makes it even more but that Clint's not here today. 0:10:38.880 --> 0:10:40.880 It's just you and I am the studio. I can't 0:10:40.920 --> 0:10:42.160 look you in the face. What did he do that? 0:10:42.280 --> 0:10:43.040 She liked? Lauren? 0:10:44.880 --> 0:10:48.920 She liked. I don't like talking about people's personal wives. 0:10:49.360 --> 0:10:52.120 But it is in a book and she talks about 0:10:52.720 --> 0:10:56.079 how she liked a couple of English breakfast tea if 0:10:56.120 --> 0:10:59.959 that makes sense, or peppermint tea, didn't matter what time 0:11:00.160 --> 0:11:02.760 of tea. She liked the tea bag part of it. 0:11:06.400 --> 0:11:07.319 She wasn't a coffee girl. 0:11:08.120 --> 0:11:10.920 She was in a coffee He's a Duncan guy, not 0:11:11.080 --> 0:11:13.160 just Dunkin Donuts, if you know what I mean. 0:11:14.200 --> 0:11:17.280 She she likes the tea bag left in. 0:11:19.200 --> 0:11:20.120 He's a tea bagger. 0:11:21.240 --> 0:11:22.800 Well, okay, you've actually broken the code. 0:11:22.840 --> 0:11:27.120 Then I said, it's the term tea bag and code. 0:11:26.960 --> 0:11:31.559 Supposed like it's more in your indo, like, oh, he 0:11:31.679 --> 0:11:35.679 leaves the tea bag in the car. Yeah, she liked 0:11:37.000 --> 0:11:39.360 in her book. Or this is in the makeup artist book. 0:11:40.600 --> 0:11:44.360 Book Gwyneth the Biography, but the makeup artist Kevin A. 0:11:44.440 --> 0:11:46.480 Kwan has written part of it. 0:11:47.840 --> 0:11:49.800 I don't know if I would want the makeup artists 0:11:49.800 --> 0:11:51.240 out revealing that sort of stuff. 0:11:52.840 --> 0:11:56.120 But he doesn't just ben athlete, doesn't just love Duncan donuts. 0:11:56.240 --> 0:11:58.400 He ever been in an awkward situation used code words 0:11:58.520 --> 0:12:01.000 duncan not We get it. 0:12:01.640 --> 0:12:05.800 We get it dunk and don't know stop. 0:12:07.360 --> 0:12:11.040 I oh, this is good time. The CEO's just walking. 0:12:12.880 --> 0:12:16.040 Hello. Do you like English breakfast tea? 0:12:16.400 --> 0:12:18.040 He's an Englishman, he. 0:12:18.240 --> 0:12:24.959 Is the CEO. You could not talk about how nice 0:12:25.000 --> 0:12:26.040 a cup of teas in the. 0:12:26.080 --> 0:12:28.640 Morning we were indeed, in fact we're having the phones 0:12:29.080 --> 0:12:32.440 thirteen twenty four ten English breakfast or peppermint. 0:12:38.120 --> 0:12:40.079 You could not write that. 0:12:41.720 --> 0:12:44.400 No, no, And you know I don't like talking about 0:12:44.440 --> 0:12:44.880 this stuff. 0:12:44.920 --> 0:12:47.719 And there he is our boss, right, Well do you 0:12:48.120 --> 0:12:50.720 do code words for things in the bedroom? 0:12:51.640 --> 0:12:57.199 Code word? Yeah, like safe work fineapple, He's not a 0:12:57.360 --> 0:13:01.079 universal safe feeling uncomfortable? Am I? You started this? 0:13:02.320 --> 0:13:02.959 How do I put this? 0:13:03.880 --> 0:13:07.040 Okay, let's stick with what people like in the or 0:13:07.120 --> 0:13:09.319 don't like in the bedroom, but use code words. 0:13:10.120 --> 0:13:12.040 How do I put this? I had a mate who 0:13:12.920 --> 0:13:18.640 was with a girl who accidentally fire truck. 0:13:21.000 --> 0:13:25.040 He accidentally No no, no, no, no, she she accidentally 0:13:25.520 --> 0:13:26.079 fire truck. 0:13:28.600 --> 0:13:29.640 You guys, you guys get it. 0:13:29.800 --> 0:13:32.520 I feel like it would be wouldn't he fire truck 0:13:33.320 --> 0:13:34.760 if he had? He has a host? 0:13:37.520 --> 0:13:40.079 I believe I'm picking up what you put Yeah? Yeah, 0:13:40.160 --> 0:13:43.200 yeah what she yeah? And he picked it up? Yeah? 0:13:44.040 --> 0:13:46.760 What you're with me. I think. 0:13:46.960 --> 0:13:48.839 I don't think I'm with you anymore. I'm not with 0:13:48.960 --> 0:13:49.480 you anymore. 0:13:50.520 --> 0:13:55.760 Hey, drama amongst Collingwood fans at the moment over memberships 0:13:55.800 --> 0:13:59.360 and ticketing. We're going to dive into that issue, your patients, 0:13:59.400 --> 0:14:01.520 We're going to dive into that just after the seven 0:14:01.520 --> 0:14:02.360 o'clock news. 0:14:02.280 --> 0:14:05.160 Fourteen twenty four ten. If you're an angry Collingwood supporter 0:14:05.240 --> 0:14:08.080 about your ticket, yeah, good cose seats. Yeah, people are 0:14:08.160 --> 0:14:08.600 not happy. 0:14:08.720 --> 0:14:11.520 They are not. If you're a Pie supporter thirteen twenty 0:14:11.559 --> 0:14:13.160 four ten, to join us on the evil dive into that, 0:14:13.280 --> 0:14:14.560 like I said, just after seven. 0:14:15.720 --> 0:14:19.040 So look, we're taking the show to Mount Buller this week. 0:14:19.200 --> 0:14:20.720 I'm taking Howdy out of school. 0:14:20.880 --> 0:14:22.880 Now I can ski, you can't. It concerns me. 0:14:23.280 --> 0:14:28.280 Sorry, I have skied pizza. 0:14:28.120 --> 0:14:31.720 Different, have speed, can ski different? 0:14:31.760 --> 0:14:36.680 I would say I can ski in a very basic way. Okay, yeah, 0:14:37.480 --> 0:14:39.720 but I'm excited because he's nine, we're taking him out 0:14:39.720 --> 0:14:41.440 of school, first time going the snow. 0:14:41.920 --> 0:14:47.320 It's fun. Yes, it's a fun schemes expensive, but it 0:14:47.440 --> 0:14:49.280 is a fun family if you can do it. 0:14:49.400 --> 0:14:51.880 And we are giving away free trips later on this morning, 0:14:51.920 --> 0:14:52.600 so make sure you listen. 0:14:52.640 --> 0:14:53.480 We news Mount Buller. 0:14:54.320 --> 0:14:57.640 But there's something my dad group and I my boys 0:14:57.680 --> 0:14:59.480 that I've grown up with. We've all got kids around 0:14:59.520 --> 0:15:00.000 the same age. 0:15:00.120 --> 0:15:02.920 Like, are you talking about your your your like hardcore mates. 0:15:02.960 --> 0:15:06.120 Yeah, your hardcore mates. We'll sort of spread out most 0:15:06.120 --> 0:15:09.120 of them. We're in Sydney now and we started this 0:15:09.240 --> 0:15:11.240 thing earlier in the week. We're texting each other deciding 0:15:11.240 --> 0:15:13.120 which one we're going to go with, and question. 0:15:13.120 --> 0:15:15.240 Just quickly, a lot of your mates have kids the 0:15:15.280 --> 0:15:17.720 same mate. Yeah, you all went one went, and then 0:15:17.760 --> 0:15:18.240 you all went. 0:15:18.280 --> 0:15:20.280 Exactly and we're all like, okay, which one are we 0:15:20.360 --> 0:15:20.800 going to go with? 0:15:20.920 --> 0:15:21.080 Here? 0:15:21.320 --> 0:15:25.920 For our kids to experience old school movies we grew 0:15:26.000 --> 0:15:26.200 up with. 0:15:26.600 --> 0:15:30.480 Yes, you've got to be careful because what was acceptable 0:15:30.560 --> 0:15:36.840 when like, would you let your son watch American Pie? 0:15:37.320 --> 0:15:39.480 Would number three year old got into squid game over 0:15:39.560 --> 0:15:44.680 the break that's dangerous American Pie. I would feel uncomfortable 0:15:44.680 --> 0:15:45.640 watching American Pie. 0:15:45.720 --> 0:15:49.200 Well, I watched step Brothers with my friend's kids, thinking 0:15:49.680 --> 0:15:51.480 I sort of hadn't seen it for a while, and 0:15:51.560 --> 0:15:53.120 I don't know if you remember some of the scenes 0:15:53.160 --> 0:15:55.280 from step brother I haven't seen it. Oh yeah, you 0:15:55.320 --> 0:15:57.880 shouldn't watch it. With your friends, your kids, gotcha. 0:15:58.720 --> 0:16:00.960 No, well we were going to roll out something about 0:16:01.040 --> 0:16:01.880 Mary over the break. 0:16:02.120 --> 0:16:02.320 Yeah. 0:16:02.480 --> 0:16:04.320 So no, my life's like, well, we're going to have 0:16:04.400 --> 0:16:05.640 to fast forward the hair scene. 0:16:06.120 --> 0:16:07.360 Well or you just explain it. 0:16:07.720 --> 0:16:08.840 No, no, no fast forward. 0:16:08.920 --> 0:16:09.600 They're old enough. 0:16:10.360 --> 0:16:15.480 No fast forward. He's eleven and he's nine. Don't don't stop. 0:16:15.960 --> 0:16:20.920 Do not even finish that sentence anyway. We've decided to 0:16:21.000 --> 0:16:24.200 go with nearly. I swear to god, don't finish that sentence. 0:16:24.240 --> 0:16:26.920 He's got three boys, don't You're going to have you 0:16:27.000 --> 0:16:29.320 tell the birds in the beast chat they get it. 0:16:29.840 --> 0:16:30.720 They get it at school. 0:16:30.840 --> 0:16:32.960 Yeah, look they better not be no like they were 0:16:33.080 --> 0:16:34.000 YouTube and stuff like that. 0:16:34.720 --> 0:16:36.720 So you you haven't sat them down and spoken about it. 0:16:36.800 --> 0:16:39.240 That awkward conversation with every kid. It's like you have 0:16:39.960 --> 0:16:43.480 with your dad had when you were like twenty three. 0:16:43.800 --> 0:16:47.680 I wasn't twenty three. 0:16:49.200 --> 0:16:49.480 I was. 0:16:49.840 --> 0:16:51.400 He was teaching me how to kiss a girl. 0:16:51.560 --> 0:16:54.600 No, dad was. I was about to go to school's 0:16:54.640 --> 0:16:56.760 week on the Gold Coast. I was eighteen. 0:16:56.960 --> 0:16:57.800 He thought you didn't know. 0:16:58.040 --> 0:16:59.560 It was seventeen because he was driving me to the 0:16:59.560 --> 0:17:02.240 pub to us and beers. And as we're driving We're 0:17:02.280 --> 0:17:07.159 just sitting in silence, and he said, so awkward. So 0:17:07.320 --> 0:17:09.920 your mother wanted me to talk to you about and 0:17:10.040 --> 0:17:12.280 I said, yeah, so. 0:17:12.400 --> 0:17:15.119 You know, yeah that it. 0:17:15.600 --> 0:17:18.159 Yeah, well you were eighteen. I hope you would know 0:17:18.600 --> 0:17:19.560 Where Did I Come From? 0:17:19.640 --> 0:17:21.640 By the age of eighteen, Lauren, I want to open 0:17:21.720 --> 0:17:23.280 the door and roll out of the moving car. 0:17:23.480 --> 0:17:24.359 Honestly, that was it. 0:17:24.640 --> 0:17:26.600 Did you read the book Where Did I Come From? No? 0:17:27.240 --> 0:17:30.000 Didn't you know? Every kid read that? Okay, out there, 0:17:30.280 --> 0:17:32.080 produced Brody. Did you read Where Did I Come From? 0:17:32.800 --> 0:17:32.960 Oh? 0:17:33.080 --> 0:17:34.400 Yes, it's still going. 0:17:34.240 --> 0:17:37.639 Around Naughty magazine listen at the time, but it was. 0:17:37.800 --> 0:17:40.640 It basically was like the cart My brother was two 0:17:40.680 --> 0:17:43.440 years older than me, and I remember my dad having 0:17:43.520 --> 0:17:46.000 the chat with my brother and I snuck down the 0:17:46.040 --> 0:17:47.639 hallway and was like listening. I was like, what are 0:17:47.680 --> 0:17:49.240 they talking about that they don't want me to know? 0:17:49.359 --> 0:17:50.480 And I was like, oh. 0:17:52.400 --> 0:17:55.159 God, well that's what happening with me. 0:17:57.000 --> 0:17:58.960 And then he had the Where did I Come From? Book? 0:17:59.400 --> 0:18:02.320 And I went through his drawers and found it because 0:18:02.359 --> 0:18:04.080 I wanted to know where I came from? And wow, 0:18:04.119 --> 0:18:05.600 wee did I get the front of my life when 0:18:05.600 --> 0:18:07.680 I found out where I came from that age? 0:18:08.720 --> 0:18:10.520 How did we get onto I just want to tell 0:18:10.520 --> 0:18:12.280 you that we're getting the kids to watch Marty Ducks. 0:18:13.720 --> 0:18:15.879 Oh, Marty Ducks. Great movie friendly? 0:18:16.040 --> 0:18:17.560 Yeah, great movie, kid friendly. 0:18:18.000 --> 0:18:18.800 Nothing sexy in that. 0:18:19.160 --> 0:18:20.240 How did we get onto this? 0:18:21.000 --> 0:18:22.480 Oh? Yeah? Look where did I come from? They've got 0:18:22.520 --> 0:18:25.280 the book up on the screen. You never saw this. 0:18:25.840 --> 0:18:28.679 I'll tell you what. Where did I come from? There 0:18:28.760 --> 0:18:33.959