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Speaker 1: Hello, we're in a different room today. It's normal. We're

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Speaker 2: Actually, I'm going to hold your chin if I wanted

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Speaker 2: to look at this. Oh my god, Oily, it's it's close.

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Speaker 1: So it's nice. Matt, I got a really weird email

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Speaker 1: that I thought you might love.

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Speaker 2: Take me through it.

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Speaker 1: Okay. So I got an email to my inbox from

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Speaker 1: Millionaire Match. Okay, I thought it was a scam, but

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Speaker 1: it's not. I've done some research. So the title is

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Speaker 1: Millionaire Match Collaboration and this is the email.

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Speaker 2: Hi.

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Speaker 1: We hope this email finds you well. I am blah

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Speaker 1: blah blah from the millionaire Match affiliate group. Millionaire Match

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Speaker 1: has been the original and largest millionaire dating service since

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Speaker 1: two thousand and one. Oh They've been around for fucking ages.

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Speaker 1: Your videos posted on TikTok are particularly suitable for our

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Speaker 1: target audience, so we would like to explore the possibility

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Speaker 1: of promoting the millionaire Match link on your TikTok platform.

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Speaker 1: We believe that working together could be highly beneficial for

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Speaker 1: both parties involved. We eagerly await your response and look

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Speaker 1: forward to the opportunity of collaborating with you. Best regards. Now,

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Speaker 1: I thought this was a scam, right because it just seems.

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Speaker 2: Like copy yeah, And we get emails like this all

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Speaker 2: the time from the most random people. Have you seen

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Speaker 2: the news that's like, come on the podcast? Have you

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Speaker 2: seen that? So I get emails like almost every day

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Speaker 2: being like, hello, come on, Jerry's Seinfeld's podcast, Dolly Parton's podcast,

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Speaker 2: come on, Kyler Minogue's podcast. Will pay you four thousand

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Speaker 2: dollars to come on the podcast, and like they're all scams,

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Speaker 2: but like the first one I got, I fully fell

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Speaker 2: for it, ohing four thousand dollars to talk on a podcast, which,

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Speaker 2: by the way, for the majority for people who don't know,

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Speaker 1: You just go on as again, just got free to.

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Speaker 2: Guests for free. So I'm look on, I want to

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Speaker 2: throw four thousand dollars to be on John Travalter's podcast.

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Speaker 2: Where better? Anyway, it was a scam in the end.

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Speaker 1: Damn well. Anyway, I jumped onto Google because I'm curious

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Speaker 2: So it's kind of weird.

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Speaker 1: I feel like we could kiss the closest. I'm like,

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Speaker 2: What is that?

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Speaker 1: Is that a TikTok audio? Yeah? Okay, So I went

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Speaker 1: to Google and I've typed it in again just now.

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Speaker 1: So Millionaire Match it's the first thing that comes up.

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Speaker 1: And it's an actual dating website for millionaires. So dating

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Speaker 1: site for rich meet local millionaire singles, the original and

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Speaker 1: largest millionaire dating site since two thousand and one. Like,

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Speaker 1: it's a legit website, and I'm like, I feel like

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Speaker 1: So, their website says the world's largest millionaire dating, matchmaking

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Speaker 1: and business networking site. And in the first bit of

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Speaker 1: the website there's two buttons. The top one is join

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Speaker 1: if you are a successful single making over three hundred k,

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Speaker 1: so you can click that or the second option if

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Speaker 1: you're not. The one at the top is join if

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Speaker 1: you are an attractive single with traditional values. So hans

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Speaker 1: fun I get on there, You're an attractive single with

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Speaker 1: traditional values? Like why are these the two fucking options? Wait,

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Speaker 1: let me click. I'm going to click on the traditional

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Speaker 2: So that says if you've got no money but you

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Speaker 2: You can sign up. But it also says millionaire MATCHMAK

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Speaker 2: or whatever it's called. But it says if you've got

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Speaker 2: over if you make over three hundred k. Well, where's

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Speaker 1: Exactly right?

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Speaker 1: So I clicked some. I clicked the button and it's

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Speaker 1: now I'm feeling in my details like I am looking

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Speaker 1: for our age range. All the highest age you can

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Speaker 2: Ah, well, I might just do it, and the age

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Speaker 2: range could be like ninety five to ninety nine, and.

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Speaker 1: You get one that's going to pass.

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Speaker 2: Nice.

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Speaker 1: They've got into this.

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Speaker 2: Can you forward me the email?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I will, I will. Millionaire Match values high profile

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Speaker 1: successful members and firmly believes that Millionaire Match makes rich

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Speaker 1: people more successful. That's a bold fucking claim.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but true. I think if you're rich and your

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Speaker 2: partner's rich, you're probably going to be more rich, going

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Speaker 2: to be more rich in the end.

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Speaker 1: Our diverse clientele includes driven professionals such as executives, entrepreneurs, lawyers,

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Speaker 1: and investors, alongside high net worth individuals including celebrities, influences, millionaires,

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Speaker 1: and billionaires.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, Oh so I saw a TikTok randomly

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Speaker 2: you just said lawyers. I just saw a TikTok not

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Speaker 2: some sort of company and the payout was like fifty

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Speaker 2: five million, and then the lawyer fees were like twenty

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Speaker 2: I think they ended up with two dollars in their

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Speaker 1: Did you see as well? Speaking of class actions? That

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Speaker 1: I didn't know her until now but the Australian Katie

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Speaker 1: Perry lost to Katie Perry.

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Speaker 2: a shame. Sorry, I'm also in a class action, so

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Speaker 2: I was just thinking about my thing. I'm in a

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Speaker 2: I've never had to do anything like I know. I

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Speaker 2: like the lawyers are like, we'll fight it for you.

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Speaker 2: And I go, yep, that happened to me. You fight

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Speaker 2: And yeah, so I don't know. I'm just waiting for

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Speaker 2: So we need to do that for the plot.

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Speaker 1: I feel like I can Hannah sign up.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Hannah, you sign up.

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Speaker 1: But also as an attractive individual with traditional values, she's

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Speaker 1: already signing up to fly for a date. Ye yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: You know, sign up to that. But it's not going

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Speaker 1: At the very end, SI, let's continue this, get the ax.

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Speaker 2: We'll give you a we'll give.

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Speaker 1: You a set points.

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Speaker 2: We'll give you an update at the end of the

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Speaker 2: episode how Hannah's going. But what else we hate that passwords.

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Speaker 2: We'll give you an update on Millionaire matchmak or whatever

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Speaker 2: it's called, Hannah, keep going over there.

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Speaker 1: Another thing that I've seen I've seen, Matt, if you've

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Speaker 1: I haven't downloaded it yet, but I need to. It's

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Speaker 1: called Too Good to Go. It's an app for restaurants

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Speaker 2: The lights on the God, I'm signing up, yeah.

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Speaker 1: And then it will be cheap as and you get

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Speaker 2: I'm und with that because there's so much. There's so

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Speaker 2: many things there. Love the aspect of a mystery box.

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Speaker 2: Love the aspect of it being food, Love the aspect

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Speaker 1: And no wastage.

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Speaker 2: I was just thinking all about the ways that it would

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Speaker 2: benefit me. But yes, obviously no wastage as well, better

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Speaker 1: Can just check up whatever they want at their own price,

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Speaker 1: and then it's not going to waste.

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Speaker 2: Nice. Yeah, I like that.

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Speaker 1: I need to get it too.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, all right, I'm sold on one. Hannah, how

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Speaker 2: are you going over there? You signed up? She's right?

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Speaker 1: What do you write? Hannah, thirty one year old with

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Speaker 1: traditional values looking for a husband thirty one people would

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Speaker 1: have heard that.

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Speaker 2: Surely if you get through all this and then it

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Speaker 2: tells you how to pay, Pat, it tells you to

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Speaker 2: pay I'm going to be very disappointed. You know what

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Speaker 2: I saw the other day as well. It was actually

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Speaker 2: posted by Olivia White, friend of the poet, friend of

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Speaker 2: the show, Friend of the show. Olivia. She's a scroller.

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Speaker 2: She's always listening, sending me texts every time she listens,

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Speaker 2: following up on the conversations we have. She posted a

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Speaker 2: video the other day. This is actually a contender for

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Speaker 2: So I also heard as well that there are differences

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Speaker 1: Grosses I've seen it on the dating app. Pass me

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Speaker 1: your phone now, can I swipe?

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Speaker 2: Yes?

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Speaker 1: If I think any even I just put it for

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Speaker 2: Oh he's a millionaire because he's illegally That's what I'll say.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I can't believe we're just in here.

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Speaker 2: I can't believe we're talking about millionaires while also talking

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Speaker 2: Oh what does Michelin mean? Meaning? Who resembles? God? I

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Speaker 2: Michelin mean fancy? No?

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry these guys and oh my god, he's that

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Speaker 2: No, not even Tinder. Why is it giving? Why is

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Speaker 2: it giving? Jobless? They're all jobless. Not one of those

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Speaker 1: Oh he looks a bit smart, like a tech guy.

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Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, you can't tell me. Any of those men

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Speaker 2: with those mullets and those BMX spikes, they they are.

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Speaker 1: The gold border around the photos.

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Speaker 2: I can tell they all smoke. They're all smoking cigarettes,

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 2: Oh well, let me get closer. Look key now, I

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Speaker 1: Hannah, can you please like is that guy's name Garlic?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Garlic? Who's this? It's dev Or? Is this a username? No?

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Speaker 2: Half of these people have driven me in an uber before.

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Speaker 1: When I first loved in, I did Anywhere and then

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Speaker 1: and go on a day. No, no, no, he's.

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Speaker 2: Is he really?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Oh god? It literally says that Jessmin. Do you know him?

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Speaker 2: Have you seen him? Cole? That's my dad apparently apparently

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Speaker 2: he's a millionaire. Vibe ya you reckon Campbelltown. No one's

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Speaker 2: in Point Piper, No one's No one's in Uh this

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Speaker 1: I can't believe there's someone on there from Jess. He's

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Speaker 2: I'm so sorry, but none of these men have money,

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Speaker 2: I can tell. And if you had money, you dress

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Speaker 2: you wouldn't put that as you on a millionaire dating

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Speaker 2: app insuerable. This guy time Zone holding a spider Man doll,

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Speaker 2: like what.

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Speaker 1: I'm embarrassed at. These guys are a millionaire match.

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Speaker 2: See here gives millionaire though.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, kind of.

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Speaker 2: No, Hannah, you're going to go on this guy with

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Speaker 2: bless bless blessed, blessed, honestly millionaire. Now I'm I'll hang on.

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Speaker 2: Here we go discover certified Millionaire. Oh eighty dollars a month. No,

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Speaker 2: we don't, so I think you're just yeah, I think you're.

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Speaker 1: Just you're in the general part.

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Speaker 2: We're just discovering randoms. But if you want millionaires, upgrade

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Speaker 2: to view the certified Millionaire list that is three months.

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Speaker 2: Is eighty dollars a month. A week, No, that's one week.

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Speaker 2: He's eighty dollars a week. But if you're three months,

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Speaker 2: it's eighty dollars a month, six months, sixty five dollars

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Speaker 2: International Children's Emergency Funds. So that's nice. What else we got, rich,

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Speaker 2: husband shout premium plus going to pay so you can

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Speaker 2: be on the millionaires. So sorry, I've just seen the borders.

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Speaker 2: You said he's got the border premium. No, that means

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Speaker 2: five millionaire. So he this one, which he and it's right.

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Speaker 2: He looks like a millionaire.

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Speaker 1: He's dressed quite right.

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Speaker 2: To him, he's dressed well, he's not. He looks nice.

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Speaker 2: He's got thirteen photos. Let me go through them all.

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Speaker 2: What's his name? Harry? Hello, Harry forty one? How old

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Speaker 2: would you go? I look traveling? I mean that's rich.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, he's rich. Got a fluffy dog that's kind

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Speaker 2: of cute. Design a dog he's in. He's all over

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Speaker 2: the world. Dress well, head shots.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he's rich.

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Speaker 2: Good body. You know, enough time to go to the

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Speaker 2: on himself. Love that. He's got nice. Nice, he's flying

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Speaker 1: Actually, the rich, traveling one.

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Speaker 2: Rich, the traveling one. Here we go. He says, I'm

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Speaker 2: looking for someonefamily oriented, feminine, affectionate, who likes to travel,

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Speaker 2: keeps fit, loves dogs. That's you, Hannah.

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Speaker 1: He's written about you.

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Speaker 2: He's good with kids and has good manners. Looking for

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Speaker 2: a woman age nineteen to forty one.

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Speaker 1: Oh, that's a big age and nineteen oh, he's like

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Speaker 2: He's a graduate master jd MD. I don't know what

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Speaker 2: that means. He is spiritual but not religious. His oh,

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Speaker 2: here we go, annual income seven hundred and fifty k

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Speaker 2: He doesn't have children. He wants children, and he has pets. Hannah.

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Speaker 1: This sounds like your guy.

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Speaker 2: Oh comments or suggestions, Oh my god. You can see

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Speaker 2: other people who have commented Hello from Nevan Netherlands. I

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Speaker 2: other people have commented on his.

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Speaker 1: You need to you need to match.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, see where it is. I think it said Sydney,

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Speaker 2: but double check.

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Speaker 1: Imagine if this ends up being your fucking husband.

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Speaker 2: Ultimate just around the corner live. What are you doing

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Speaker 2: on your lunch now, Oh quick message, Hannah, Hannah.

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Speaker 1: Imagine if we've just found your husband and we're coming

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Speaker 1: to your millionaire wedding, Harry, Harry's Hannah and Harry.

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Speaker 2: It's meant to be Hannah and Harry. Oh my god,

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Speaker 2: ha ha yeah nice ha ha An Hannah Harry, and

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Speaker 2: you'll have a little baby named Harriet or something, Harry

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Speaker 2: or Hank. You could have a dog named Hank or Henry. Hannah,

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Speaker 2: Harry and Hermione. Yeah, salt, we're playing in the future.

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Speaker 2: This is what we do. We're changing lives.

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Speaker 1: I can't wait to come to the wedding.

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Speaker 2: You can go do a week you better now. I'm

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Speaker 2: obsessed and.

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Speaker 1: I love living through other people's dating. I love it.

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Speaker 1: Say but Hannah, we need to go out one night

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Speaker 1: and just get on my friend.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, my friends when they're on Tinder. I'm like, give

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Speaker 2: us a look. I want to I want to see

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Speaker 2: what you're saying. I want to see them. Let me

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Speaker 2: swipe for you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, same, Yeah, start video chat.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, get him in the po get him on the pod,

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Speaker 2: get him on the pod. Well, no high scrollers. We're

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Speaker 2: here with Harry Network seven hundred and fifty k five

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Speaker 1: Which fuck, that's a big income.

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Speaker 2: Putting that on your profile as well, that's a baller. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Can we go to some of those other motherfuckers who

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Speaker 2: look like country bumpkins? Can we go and look at

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Speaker 2: them and see if.

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Speaker 1: You don't want to get on Harry's profile or something.

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Speaker 2: I want to go and see what they put their

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Speaker 1: It takes two hours under review.

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Speaker 2: God, that's right.

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Speaker 1: If you remember ultimo, you can feel to the search by.

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Speaker 2: That like screenshot.

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Speaker 1: Screenshot is back another episode. We better wrap this one up.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, nories, all right, well thanks for listening.

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Speaker 1: We are Cupers twenty five.

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Speaker 2: I can't wait to see how you go with that. Anyway,

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Speaker 2: it's been a big day. Let's wrap this up and

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Speaker 2: we'll see you next Tuesday.