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Speaker 1: And with Kate Witchie Podcast. Welcome to the podcast. Never

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Speaker 1: been done on radio and never been done therefore on

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Speaker 1: a podcast. Kate Richie, if you can see the merger

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Speaker 1: across the two. I've got a brand new idea. And

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Speaker 1: when it hit me last night, I nearly rang you.

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Speaker 1: I nearly rang you to say, Kate, stop what you're doing.

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Speaker 1: I know this.

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Speaker 2: I now have that thing on my phone where I

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Speaker 2: block your calls up.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so I didn't ring you because I thought I

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Speaker 1: want you to experience, like the audience will experience this

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Speaker 1: brand new thing that's never been done on radio before.

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Speaker 2: Probably take it away.

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Speaker 1: It's coming up on the podcast. Enjoy it with the

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Speaker 1: with Kate Richie podcast. This is a radio first. I've

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Speaker 1: heard a lot of radio in mid days, and in fact,

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Speaker 1: this show's been going for thirteen years now. Welcome to

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Speaker 1: the very late to the party, Coate Riche of it.

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Speaker 1: Fitz and I were on out content day after day

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Speaker 1: and you're doing your two and a half hours. But

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Speaker 1: thirteen years we've been here and I don't think.

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Speaker 3: Oh yes, Wills record at ten.

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Speaker 2: That day, really live some glory days?

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Speaker 1: Is this is brand new to radio. I want to

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Speaker 1: ask the question thirteen twenty four to ten, where's the fugitive? Oh?

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Speaker 1: Got a lot of chechnives, the bomb. Things that aren't

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Speaker 1: need to radio is what.

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Speaker 2: I wouldn't get that because I haven't been doing this

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Speaker 2: for very long and I don't really know how to

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Speaker 2: do the party.

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Speaker 1: Welcome, have your tea and listen.

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Speaker 4: I'm very upset about my tea just quickly because I

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Speaker 4: went into the kitchen and they only had Earl Gray,

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Speaker 4: and I hate Earl Gray.

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Speaker 1: Say what I mean if you knew radio, you wouldn't

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Speaker 1: have told that story. That's good back.

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Speaker 4: People love that stuff that's been done on radio.

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Speaker 1: Thirteen twenty four ten. What novelty songs do you sing

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Speaker 1: around the house?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Never been done?

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Speaker 3: On it being done?

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Speaker 2: I think we did? You never remember Creasy telling a

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Speaker 2: great story.

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Speaker 1: I checked my rain Joel yesterday and said, maybe you

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Speaker 1: guys ever done this?

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Speaker 3: John John laws it years ago.

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Speaker 1: Hasn't done it. Rang for him yesterday, spoke to and

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Speaker 1: they haven't done it.

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Speaker 2: I mean it's not worth doing.

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Speaker 1: You know what I mean. I spoke to Doug mulray.

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Speaker 1: He hasn't done it.

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Speaker 5: Well, Alan did what novelty song do you get? Somebody else?

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Speaker 5: To sing around out.

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Speaker 1: He never did that dustin here anyway, Just a couple

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Speaker 1: of examples I've got from my place. I will explain this.

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Speaker 1: So if I know what's for dinner, and I can

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Speaker 1: see Lisa getting dinner ready, I'll say, Honey, what are

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Speaker 1: we having for dinner? She'll say lasagna. I then say

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Speaker 2: Fall must be a real.

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Speaker 4: So not even when you're having done, because that's also.

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Speaker 3: And if what if she says beef struggle.

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Speaker 1: I don't have a song for that, right, okay. So

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Speaker 1: then the kids will say, hey, Mom, what are we

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Speaker 1: She'll say lazagna. I'll say la la la la lasagna.

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Speaker 1: So it'll be lame because I'll continue to do it

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Speaker 2: It get funnier each time.

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Speaker 1: I do know. Here's the thing, Richie, Because you think

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Speaker 4: No oh no, I think you've I think your other

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Speaker 2: We don't have time for that. I do know the clock.

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Speaker 3: It's our very own little old gar.

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Speaker 1: So in the bathroom, right, she has those like, oh,

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Speaker 1: And she'll say, can you pass me those makeup removers?

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Speaker 4: In the morning, and then I'll break into selen Brand

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Speaker 3: That's obviously because I don't know what you're talking.

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Speaker 1: not sure does anybody make real anymore? Kanye? So this

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Speaker 3: Do you know what this is?

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Speaker 1: Why?

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Speaker 5: If anyone's seen The Office and the character David Brent,

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Speaker 5: Welcome to Welcome to Nova, David.

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Speaker 2: I do love this.

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Speaker 1: It's a beautiful song.

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Speaker 4: No, this is the thing. I mean, it's it's cute

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Speaker 1: Swissers in the morning. Tom, do you have any example?

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Speaker 6: Do you do anything?

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Speaker 7: The only one not as bad as but whenever the

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Speaker 7: or whatever. I say, do you want some watermelon sugar?

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Speaker 1: Ha?

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Speaker 1: You know what I love? It's cute.

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Speaker 3: No puns. There's no puns in there, no puns.

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Speaker 5: It's just because there are a watermelon brand that sounds like.

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Speaker 3: I don't whispers or something.

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Speaker 1: You haven't done. The swimpers in the morning is good.

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Speaker 1: I want everybody so lucky.

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Speaker 2: I think this is great. I don't have it.

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Speaker 4: I don't think I do it with a particular thing

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Speaker 4: I have said May's name like twenty four times, and

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Speaker 1: May May, May.

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Speaker 4: May, and she's still ignoying me. So then what I'll

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Speaker 2: So I'll do that.

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Speaker 4: I love my life because no one listens. No one's

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Speaker 1: Twist on the phone, and that's when mom has lost

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Speaker 8: Every time I'm putting on Sunstrey. Hello, every time I

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Speaker 1: That banana boat.

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Speaker 2: Even when you're eating a banana.

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Speaker 1: Yea through the banana. She will sing that song with

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Speaker 3: Let's go to clearing, Kilara. What song do you use?

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Speaker 1: Clay never?

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Speaker 7: Ending?

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Speaker 9: Washing whenever I put a load on for my free

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Speaker 3: So can you give gives?

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Speaker 1: Never?

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Speaker 3: That's not bad than ending?

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Speaker 1: Claire, how many times dida do you reckon? You break

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Speaker 1: Really good game, right, and it's entertaining yourself to Claire

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Speaker 5: Never done before Radio Rochelle in Seven Hills. You got

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Speaker 10: We're heading off overseason a couple of months time, so

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Speaker 8: So every time we make it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Mm hmm, that's fun.

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Speaker 2: What about what about?

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Speaker 4: I mean, we can't possibly make our way through all

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Speaker 4: make a fruit salad.

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Do you want some fruit salad?

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Speaker 1: Yummy? Yummy.

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Speaker 3: That's a good roll.

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Speaker 4: The wheels will as completely lost interest.

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Speaker 2: Come on, what do you do with the boys?

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Speaker 3: And what do I do with the book?

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Speaker 1: We Live normal? This is the fitz WI with Cape

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Speaker 1: Ritchie podcast.

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Speaker 3: I want to go down the road of champagne this morning.

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Speaker 1: Do you have a favorite champagne? Ryan Jones?

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Speaker 3: Well, I didn't know that Champagne is the region, isn't it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a region in France.

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Speaker 5: But so you don't drink Oh yeah, I suppose you

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Speaker 1: Bit with coke, don't you? Yeah?

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Speaker 5: I always talk after myself, but no, so hamp Okay,

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Speaker 5: the Champagne bottle, it's very, very dangerous. And I've never

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Speaker 5: understood as well that when you are christening at why

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Speaker 5: you have to smash a bottle.

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Speaker 3: Of champagne over.

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Speaker 1: It's quite an aggressive move, isn't it. You're wasting champagne

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Speaker 1: and you have got a chance of damaging the boat

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Speaker 5: Champagne fails thirteen twenty four to ten. Because I've heard

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Speaker 5: of some horrific injuries from Champagne fails. If you've got one,

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Speaker 5: I want to hear from you. You go on to

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Speaker 3: So let's go.

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Speaker 5: Congratulations to Saint George Cricket Club in New South Wales

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Speaker 5: because they knocked off Manly Wearinger in the first grade

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Speaker 5: George Cricket so this is cricket. The boys, they bloody

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Speaker 5: played well. Craig Dobson took six for fifty one. I

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Speaker 5: made thirty six run. Dobo won the metal, I think

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Speaker 5: did any I don't know who this play is, but

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Speaker 5: I'm about to show you celebrations afterwards. So the boys

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Speaker 5: get a photo, right, they've won the premiership. This is awesome.

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Speaker 5: Have a look at the guy at the end and

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Speaker 5: he's got the champagne bottle and he's ready to go,

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Speaker 5: but he can't get the hark off.

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Speaker 1: He's given it a good shake, hasn't he.

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Speaker 5: He couldn't it towards his face and that's when the

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Speaker 5: He's completely blinded and he cannot he doesn't know where

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Speaker 1: That'd be a black eye, foresure, or even something worse.

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Speaker 1: You can lose your eyesight. There's that great footage that

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Speaker 1: bottle of champagne and it's done in slow mo, and

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Speaker 1: I think what happens is he must drop the bottle.

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Speaker 1: Like the saber or the sword, yeah, which you see

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Speaker 7: Yes, very popular around Melbourne cup time where you have

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Speaker 5: You know we're talking about work hacks yesterday, how to

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Speaker 5: And I'd love to hear from people who set off

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Speaker 5: Did somebody do it on purpose? Thirteen twenty four to ten?

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Speaker 5: Pay It could happen at your school, could happen at work?

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Speaker 5: Who set off the fire alarm? Thirteen twenty fourteen. So

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Speaker 5: He's walking down the stairs, last step. This happens to

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Speaker 3: Those things work, Yeah, they work.

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Speaker 5: You then can't turn that off. You can't turn that

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Speaker 1: There's all those fire wardens within the building, all right,

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Speaker 1: So they're like, Tommy could be a fire warden. Anyone

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Speaker 2: I was a firewater in the channel seven out of

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so you had to put the hat on.

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Speaker 4: You had to see around and learn how to use

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Speaker 1: Don't use the lifts? Could you use the emergency exit

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Speaker 3: Who's house at the moment? Telling me it is Jason

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Speaker 7: Jason Fire and Robbie Zamora. Our residents also scout an engineer.

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Speaker 3: For the job. Jobby Robbie would he would job?

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Speaker 3: How did you get to Jobby Zamora?

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Speaker 2: Back for Zamora I love Robbie does love sweet cock.

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Speaker 1: It's a weapon.

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Speaker 5: Robbie would throw himself over U Kate if you were

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Speaker 3: That's the type of person he is.

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Speaker 1: Let's you know, he's an engineer here and over.

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Speaker 2: Now I am on a fire.

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Speaker 3: Do you know what?

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Speaker 1: Get a Paul Robbie. He found himself in a tricky

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Speaker 4: That is, you could among the people in this building,

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Speaker 1: Well, there's an invitation for you leave. Charlie.

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Speaker 5: Charlie's given us a girl from the howibay what happened

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Speaker 10: I food tech and a girl decided that she didn't

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Speaker 3: Did she get busted, Charlie or she got away with it?

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Speaker 10: She did, she did because she made a big deal

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Speaker 1: Well, I mean, it's up there with when you used

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Speaker 5: Stephen Harrington Park who was the fire alarm drama?

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Speaker 3: How did it happen?

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Speaker 12: Well, we're going to school and we had a fire drill,

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Speaker 12: And then we looked around and there was plenty of

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Speaker 1: I mean, I meant to imagine that Steve. Steve thought

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Speaker 12: It was just who.

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Speaker 1: And then Steve thought they'd really committed to the fire

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Speaker 3: Let's go to ben in London.

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Speaker 5: There, you've got a mate who knows how to work

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Speaker 9: Bennie, Yes, I sure do, mate. Listen. I was working

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Speaker 3: I would do that to get out of work.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, we just did that. Yeah, the boys are doing

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Speaker 9: And then yeah, the boss actually figured it out eventually

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Speaker 9: he blocked up all the cubicles with toilet rolls. We'd

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, just just go What a menace.

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Speaker 4: The brain, the brain power to work out how to

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Speaker 1: Well, oh my god, just do the work. Just do

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Speaker 1: Tommy and I were in Kangaroo Valley one time and

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Speaker 1: two am.

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Speaker 7: And the best underpaths as the fire alarms going off

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Speaker 7: two in the morning, middle of nowhere. Sorry, Whipper calls

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Speaker 1: Oh my, got a free night out of.

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Speaker 7: It, negotiating while the alarm's blaring in the background, and.

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Speaker 1: Why are you telling me how to turn it off? Like?

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Speaker 1: Could you also throw in a free night? Wonderful, extended day,

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Speaker 1: wonderful the city and with a with Kate Richie podcast.

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Speaker 1: Here's an idea if you're thinking about a bit of

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Speaker 1: a midyear break. You can rent Michael Jordan's super Yocht. Great.

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Speaker 3: He must be struggling if he's renting that out.

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Speaker 1: The good news is, oh my god, passed the hat

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Speaker 1: around only eight hundred thousand dollars a week.

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Speaker 13: Wow.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, So what do you want to take it

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Speaker 1: for a couple of weeks a month?

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Speaker 6: Well?

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Speaker 1: Eat, so it's going cheap.

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Speaker 5: They obviously have a crew on there that you have

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Speaker 4: How big is it? Because it would be a lot

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Speaker 4: of it would be the fuel, wouldn't it?

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Speaker 1: All of the fuel would be expensive. But I can

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Speaker 1: also has not one, but two a jacuzzis, a dining room.

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Speaker 1: It also has a beach club.

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Speaker 3: Has it got a basketball court?

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Speaker 1: It's got a basketball court, No, it does in front

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but is it a gym or is it a door?

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Speaker 3: Because if you got at the door and you got

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Speaker 1: Gym, You're right. It's a crew of nineteen fits. It's

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Speaker 1: called joy Joy? Was that his mum? Or just the

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Speaker 1: fun you have on it?

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Speaker 2: The feeling of drainingco.

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Speaker 5: He's missed a great opportunity here. Crew of nineteen should

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so that's his number. Is his number club and

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Speaker 1: you'd seven give him the ding ding Sorry, the boat

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Speaker 1: is seventy meters Kate Richie.

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Speaker 4: When you go okay, I want to know when you

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Speaker 4: go out and you're cruising or sailing or whatever it

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Speaker 4: is that you're doing, do you do you want nineteen other.

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Speaker 2: People there with you?

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Speaker 4: Isn't there something about being on the ocean where you

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Speaker 8: Well?

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Speaker 1: Where do they go? Like what happens at night? Where's

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Speaker 1: we want your life hacks. This morning.

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Speaker 3: James James has given us a call from Mossman. How

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Speaker 5: I eight au five?

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Speaker 3: Did he say five?

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Speaker 1: Sita?

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Speaker 3: That is unbelievable. James, have you got a life hack

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Speaker 3: for us?

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Speaker 13: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: What is it?

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Speaker 13: Okay? I? When you put your answers on under your sock,

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Speaker 13: then then you stay to the teacher. I'm scratching your

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Speaker 13: muzzy bar. But then you look at the ants instead.

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Speaker 1: I'll say cheating.

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Speaker 2: Oh that is a pretty good show.

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Speaker 1: Me spread that for the kids of Mossman.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I got to keep yourself your socks up and

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Speaker 5: Run mossy bites there for an hour and a half

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Speaker 5: during that exam, James, you need.

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Speaker 2: To buy some regard Meil in Norse meet. Good morning,

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Speaker 6: Now I'm not the young kid.

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Speaker 14: My kids have just.

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Speaker 6: Been dropped off at school, so I'm calling on their behalf.

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Speaker 6: We've got a bit of an old clunker car. It

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Speaker 6: And their life hack is they just tell me to

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Speaker 6: turn the music up, because if you can't hear it,

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Speaker 6: it's not a problem.

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Speaker 1: All the way out.

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Speaker 5: Great life, Oliver and Marubra, he's eleven years of age.

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Speaker 5: Have you got a life hack for us?

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Speaker 6: All?

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Speaker 14: So when I turn on the TV in the mornings

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Speaker 14: and I don't want my mom to know, I put

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Speaker 14: the TV on mute straight away and then I connect

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Speaker 14: my headphone so no one will know.

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Speaker 5: All over, Oliver, my youngest Lenny's doing this at the

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Speaker 5: moment though. The thing is we get even angrier when

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Speaker 5: we're yelling out for you, Oliver to get ready for

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Speaker 14: That's exactly what happens every single morning.

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Speaker 1: Makes for a great morning at home, does not, Oliver?

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Speaker 1: Thanks for your call, Avers and Pinble. What's your life improvement? Over?

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Speaker 11: My life improvement is when you go swimming and get

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Speaker 11: of earplugs because it's way cheaper and it works best.

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Speaker 2: It works better.

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Speaker 1: Okay, bit of blue tack.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's good.

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Speaker 4: And make sure it's big enough though, you don't want

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Speaker 2: Ethan, Good morning, Ethan.

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Speaker 5: Hello, Hi.

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Speaker 2: Your ten and do you have a life hack for us?

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Speaker 14: Yeah?

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Speaker 11: So all you gotta do is just where your uniform to.

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Speaker 13: Bed and then you just got a wake up and

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Speaker 13: then you can go straight to school.

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Speaker 1: Athan's genius. When I was in prep, I used to

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Speaker 1: wear my jumper inside out, so when I took it off,

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Speaker 1: it was in the right way.

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Speaker 2: Gus, I didn't even hear.

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Speaker 1: That I used to wear my jumper inside out, so

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Speaker 1: when I took it off, it was in the right way,

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Speaker 1: and Mum would never go turn you jump inside, now

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Speaker 1: jump inside, ten.

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Speaker 2: But you could grow up if you just absolutely OK.

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Speaker 5: This is where you're getting a lot of kids down,

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Speaker 4: Well, if I can only pick one, it has to

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