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Speaker 1: Fit, Fits and Whipper. Welcome to the podcast Best Of

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Speaker 1: special edition of the podcast. I believe because we're on

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Speaker 1: a break of the moment, Leno, you have been in

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Speaker 1: charge of the best Bits for this special podcast. Yes,

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Speaker 1: that's correct. Let's say there's ten bits. How many of

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Speaker 1: them are led by me? It needed to be more

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Speaker 1: than five. Well, if you want the best bits, yeah,

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Speaker 1: best bits, I'd say nine of them are fitzsi nine. Well, well,

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Speaker 1: next time we're on a holidays Lenno, and you're now

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Speaker 1: on a permanent holiday you've just lost your job, we'll

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Speaker 1: put together, Well, I will another best of which will

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Speaker 1: be a little bit different to the one we've put

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Speaker 1: together for you now. So I would like to take

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Speaker 1: this chance to apologize for the so called best Bits podcast.

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Speaker 1: Get out You're fired. Fits and Whipper need to celebrate

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Speaker 1: a bloke by the name of Harold. Harold's just had

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Speaker 1: his birthday. He turned ninety one, and you might think, well,

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Speaker 1: I hope the nursing home got together and gave him

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Speaker 1: a cake. No, his team of around four hundred and

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Speaker 1: his mates that work at Bunnings where he still works,

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Speaker 1: celebrated with him. In R three Maybe in the timber

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Speaker 1: hardware section, or possibly in the pow drill area.

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Speaker 2: I don't know, as his memory like, he wouldn't know

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Speaker 2: everything in the in the Bunning store, would he?

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Speaker 1: Still? I mean when you I mean, buttings are so big.

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Speaker 1: You're right. If someone comes up to him and says, mate,

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Speaker 1: where do I get a screwdriver from? Will he know?

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Speaker 1: It's all fare? This is the thing? You've got?

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Speaker 2: Any solo lamps here? Right, I'm making a complaint. That's hot.

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Speaker 2: You don't know where they are? You're gone, looks like

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Speaker 2: you've worked here for a while.

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Speaker 3: Mate, Sack him?

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Speaker 1: Gone, No, don't sack him. We love this man? Got

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Speaker 1: any WD forty for me? Hip?

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Speaker 4: Is it?

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Speaker 2: Do you know what I would love to hear from anyone?

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Speaker 2: As thirteen twenty fourteen? If you know someone in the

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Speaker 2: family who's works past the age of ninety one? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: because some people they've got to keep their mind ticking over,

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Speaker 2: don't they.

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Do you have the other thing too? I mean,

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Speaker 1: I love that Harold's still got the job, but let's

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Speaker 1: make sure it's practical. You know, when you've been looking

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Speaker 1: around for something and then you go and ask someone

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Speaker 1: of they so yeah, I think it's in that aisle

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Speaker 1: and you've already looked there and you go, could you

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Speaker 1: take me to that?

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Speaker 2: He could do that?

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Speaker 1: I mean if Harold's then got to grab onto the

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Speaker 1: past the timber, slowly past the plant section. For a

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Speaker 1: ninety one year old. You're singing him free snags, aren't you? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Every day?

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Speaker 1: And you know what wouldn't surprise me. Because he's part

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Speaker 1: of the team at the Bunnings Christmas party, Harold doesn't

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Speaker 1: mind getting on the dance floor and possibly getting a

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Speaker 5: Girls who or Harold's not just working the returns counter.

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Speaker 5: He doesn't have to walk anywhere.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't have to tell anyone anything.

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Speaker 5: I'm hoping other staff at work events.

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Speaker 1: Do you know what if they find if you find

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Speaker 1: anybody as old as Harold at another hardware store, they'll

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Speaker 1: beat it by ten percent. Oh well said, they'll find

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Speaker 1: someone even older.

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Speaker 2: Even if he did go down and hurt himself. You

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Speaker 2: could just go get some gaffer tape, I suppose, and

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Speaker 1: Where's Harold and there's a couple of ockey straps around

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Speaker 1: a leg earlier. Glow out, Harold fell over. He's got

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Speaker 1: to put his head back on, put a meal on

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Speaker 1: the tie. At the end of the day, Paul, Harold,

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Speaker 3: What are you doing now?

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Speaker 1: We're building a stretcher and.

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Speaker 2: Carry's out the backsniff and paint.

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Speaker 1: He's now building a coffin, which is weird.

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Speaker 3: I want to throw this out there.

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Speaker 2: Does anyone receive a gift after you were sacked after

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Speaker 2: you've been sacked, Because we hear about bonuses at companies,

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Speaker 2: but you know, like sometimes it's like, I'm sorry, we

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Speaker 2: just we need to lay a few people off. But

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Speaker 2: on your way out, here's a gift if anyone's received one.

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Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty fourteen, why would a company bother well, Peloton

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Speaker 2: have a bit of a roller coaster ride for Peloton.

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Speaker 2: They got mister big involved. It was in six in

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Speaker 1: Didn't did that well? They didn't have a say in that?

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Speaker 1: Did they wo? Screenwriters for Sex in the City. I

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Speaker 1: think they teed it up wrote in what that someone

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Speaker 1: died on a Paloton.

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Speaker 5: Well they had a heart attack, but all through the

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Speaker 5: series he had heart problems, but they didn't, so they

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Speaker 5: didn't expect the backlash to beat the people. If you, oh,

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Speaker 1: Hard If you ran Paloton and someone came to you

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Speaker 1: and said we're going to have somebody die on one

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Speaker 1: of your exercise machines, d you do?

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Speaker 5: He then did all the ads.

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Speaker 1: Yes, Eleton to try and fix it. Yes, doesn't make good.

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Speaker 2: So the share price went down sixteen percent when he

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Speaker 2: died in Sex in the City.

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Speaker 3: Then he got the ads and then it went through

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Speaker 3: the roof.

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Speaker 2: Now it's dropped back down to the point where they're

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Speaker 2: struggling massively. In their CEO and co founder chaired John Foley,

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Speaker 2: he has had to come out and he says, just.

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Speaker 1: Had to sack a few people. They're in trouble, and

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Speaker 1: not just a few people.

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Speaker 3: Two thy eight hundred.

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Speaker 5: It feels ridiculous like if the TV show is responsible

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Speaker 1: An excess, well you would you write? Says if the

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Speaker 1: products in the pure it was good though it's expensive,

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Speaker 1: but it's good. So if you want to be in

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Speaker 1: on another machine. You can actually tune in and watch

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Speaker 1: somebody live and you're there in a group.

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Speaker 2: Right. So that's Peloton thing is though twenty eight hundred people.

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Speaker 2: I think it was on one Zoom call as well.

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Speaker 2: We did a bloke recently who had all in one

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Speaker 2: Zoo did nine hundred and said, guys, you know, unfortunately

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Speaker 2: we've got to do this.

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Speaker 3: I am so sorry.

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Speaker 2: But he's a complimentary twelve month Peloton monthly membership that

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Speaker 2: you can.

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Speaker 1: Take with you.

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Speaker 5: It's not the bike, it's just a membership to access

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Speaker 1: Bike, every class. So when you've lost the job that

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Speaker 1: machine that reminds you of where you loved working and

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Speaker 1: just for twelve months and do you reckon you'd read

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Speaker 3: The mung I'm going to ride hard.

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Speaker 1: Family, got a wife and kids.

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Speaker 2: I've never heard of getting a gift when once you've

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Speaker 2: got the sack. And I know if you've got long

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Speaker 2: service leaving that that's what you're entitled to.

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Speaker 3: But like a little bonus, you're so sorry to do this,

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Speaker 3: I should do that.

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Speaker 1: He's a deck chair on the way out the door.

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Speaker 1: I don't know, something new like an Anthony Leiosido or

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Speaker 3: What gift did you get when you were sacked?

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Speaker 1: Meal?

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Speaker 7: Hey, guys, how are you a good strong mel Oh

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Speaker 7: So I was working at a local fast food place.

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Speaker 7: I'm not going to mention the name, but the manager

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Speaker 7: came down and he was like, guys, grab him, grab

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Speaker 7: whatever you want. Grab a meal. So we all grabbed

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Speaker 7: a meal and we went up to the manager's office

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Speaker 7: and we were all sat down, you know, thinking, looks

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Speaker 7: maybe like a team meeting. We were then all let go.

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Speaker 7: He said, you know, we don't need you to return

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Speaker 7: on the house. I was just really thankful that I

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Speaker 7: took true Burgers that day. That was just devastating. But yeah,

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Speaker 7: like we were given a you.

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Speaker 8: Know, like an me Chris.

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Speaker 3: And what gift did your mother get?

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Speaker 9: So she was given shares when she was laid off

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Speaker 9: after working twenty plus years and her job was replaced

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Speaker 9: by a program on a computer. Unfortunately.

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Speaker 3: Oh okay, how did those share? I've always wondered about this, Chris.

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Speaker 3: Did she hold on to them? What are they worth?

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Speaker 4: Now?

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Speaker 1: I'm not so much.

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Speaker 9: They're worth now, but they are worth a lot more

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Speaker 9: than what she received them for. So she ended up

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Speaker 9: selling them and then putting them on the mortgage to

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Speaker 9: the house that they bought about years ago, which really

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Speaker 9: paid off.

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Speaker 1: That's not bad, that's all right, pie kill I.

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Speaker 3: What gift did your husband get when he was sacked?

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Speaker 7: He got a trip overseas to Estonia.

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Speaker 2: But there was a catch.

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Speaker 7: He was going to train his replacements.

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Speaker 1: Ah, so certainly not a holiday. You had to hang

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Speaker 1: out with someone that was taking over your job. Definitely.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, there was a group of them that all got

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Speaker 6: But yeah, they went over there, so I think he

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Speaker 2: Out, but not on the credit to train that credit

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Speaker 3: New Mama hung over all day, so later we like.

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Speaker 1: The lake and prove on.

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Speaker 8: How coulds the life improven? Yeah, a life improve your life.

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Speaker 2: Let's improve your life. I read this article was in

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Speaker 2: the Guardian and it was really really helpful. It was

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Speaker 2: one hundred ways to slightly improve your life without really trying.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to give you a couple here. I mean,

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Speaker 2: these are just basic ones. Exercise on a Monday night

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Speaker 2: because nothing fun happens on a Monday night.

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Speaker 1: Not a bad idea.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, great way to kick off the week.

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Speaker 1: Monday night's are hard yep for gone on.

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Speaker 2: The fence about a purchase and this is a big

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Speaker 2: one with people on their internet.

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Speaker 3: No, don't buy it. Wait seventy two.

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Speaker 2: Hours before you buy it. And I think sleeping on

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Speaker 2: a purchase really helps you. They're actually saying, don't do

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Speaker 2: it one. Don't do one, sleep twenty four hours, do

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Speaker 2: three days, and then go back.

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Speaker 1: I don't know about that one.

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Speaker 2: If you're thinking about getting a tattoo, this is a

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Speaker 2: good one. A guy said, get the tattoo. Put it

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Speaker 2: as your screensaver on your phone for six months, you

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Speaker 2: look at it every day. Then you make a decision

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Speaker 2: after six months, do I like looking at that all

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Speaker 1: This is going to be on my body for ef

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Speaker 1: You're then sick of the image. Don't get it inked.

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Speaker 2: Send a voice note or a voice message to a

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Speaker 2: friend instead of a text because they sound like personal

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Speaker 2: mini podcast.

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Speaker 1: That's cute.

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Speaker 2: Mel In Helensburg, Hey, how's get involved, mel We need

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Speaker 11: What do you got Well, anytime I'm talking to friends

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Speaker 11: with disappointment, something small the long way.

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Speaker 1: Well, nothing beats surprising delight?

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Speaker 2: Do you know what that is? And you know it's

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Speaker 2: just about being lazy, Like Mel said, if someone tells

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Speaker 2: as a reminder, just to tell them hear your dog's

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well that's what doctor Chris Brown did. Remember he said,

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Speaker 2: Thinking it was lots of love having a laugh at

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Speaker 3: What's your life act, Marie?

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Speaker 11: I find that if I get up in the morning

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Speaker 5: Getting dressed is a big one.

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Speaker 1: If you want to dressed from homire. Don't sit in

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Speaker 11: I do. I make my bed every morning as soon

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Speaker 1: Pretty simple things, isn't it. Remember we had Freddie Fittler

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Speaker 1: on cold showers. Hasn't had a warm shower for about

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Speaker 2: It's a bit miserable though, even in the middle of winter,

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Speaker 2: and he said, it's so refreshing. Just try it and

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Speaker 2: once you get used to it, you're fine. You just

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Speaker 2: got to get over those first few weeks. Eleanie, what's

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Speaker 8: My part and I are.

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Speaker 11: Taking up some cooking lessons together.

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Speaker 4: Can both share the load.

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Speaker 7: He's a bit of a barbecue I would have a great.

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Speaker 6: Classes sushi making.

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Speaker 4: We're going to do that soon.

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Speaker 1: That's a great idea. It's not only bonding, but it's

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Speaker 2: And you're spending time together, Eleanie, you can laugh at mistakes.

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Speaker 2: California rolls off and it's so funny. We've done it together, Angela.

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Speaker 3: That's what your life hack.

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Speaker 6: So we just built a brand new house and to

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Speaker 6: our two teenage daughters love to go in there and

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Speaker 9: That is good.

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Speaker 1: I mean, that is a clever life hack.

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Speaker 3: I'm looking for.

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Speaker 1: I don't think there are any.

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Speaker 2: Oh, give me a break thirteen twenty fourteen, because the

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Speaker 2: bloke's put up on Reddit. Am I the a hole here? Okay,

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Speaker 2: the story goes. I booked a flight with my wife.

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Speaker 2: His wife couldn't, so he went up into business class.

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Speaker 1: Do you take one for the team even though the

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Speaker 3: He didn't think it mattered, he said. We communicated this

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Speaker 2: I said, look, it's not that. Look, I've got frequent fliers,

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Speaker 2: you don't. If I've got an opportunity, why wouldn't you

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Speaker 2: let me get a nice meal and a nice glass

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Speaker 1: Because what you could do is once you were airborne,

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Speaker 1: then you could swap. I mean, that's not a bad

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Speaker 1: Y did you do that?

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Speaker 1: I mean when we've flown together as a team, quite

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Speaker 1: the last trip fits you said, no stuff, and I'm

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Speaker 1: going to sit next to Carl stephan Ovic and you

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Speaker 1: changed your seat. And then the problem was stepha was

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Speaker 1: got to know that really well, I've got Sarah to

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Speaker 5: Because you always go to the lounge once we've already

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Speaker 1: Us can do it.

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Speaker 3: That is a joke. You sit us together and then

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Speaker 3: when you get on the plane I try.

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Speaker 1: To swap seats because I was looking forward to a chat.

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Speaker 1: But the thing was the entertainment had broken that time,

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Speaker 5: Was asleep, and you did the whole Hey, Hey, do

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 8: Chat?

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Speaker 1: I don't know why you didn't want to.

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Speaker 2: So you guys know, I sit in the emergency exit

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Right, But now when traveling with the family, it's a

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Speaker 2: so now I'm having to sit next to the family,

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Speaker 1: No leg rooms. Annoying.

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Speaker 2: The only positive is is Lenny is so small that

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Speaker 2: I can just basically put my legs in his whole area, right,

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Speaker 1: There's nothing worse than having a foot out and the

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Speaker 3: Nothing worse, ladies, This is your chance.

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Speaker 2: I mean, if you want to if you want to

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Speaker 3: We're more than happy to.

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Speaker 1: What about him. I got on a flight one time,

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Speaker 1: And I'd got myself an upgrade, so I was sitting

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Speaker 1: The wife keeps walking to the back of the pluck.

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Speaker 3: What she was present? Where's she going?

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Speaker 1: Where's your wife with your unborn She's down the back.

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Speaker 5: Gary's done that to me when I was Yeah, because

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Speaker 5: can't see if he's doing work for security on his

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Speaker 3: No, he can't do that. What did your ex husband do?

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Speaker 3: Wendy oh Man.

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Speaker 10: We were on a trip to New Zealand with a

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Speaker 1: I mean that's something, isn't it.

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Speaker 8: Wenny?

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Speaker 10: Well, yeah, you know what a slap in a face?

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Speaker 2: I know what I We used to go on a

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Speaker 3: Have been a hundred of them.

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Speaker 2: The sound of all the Harley Davidson's was full on,

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Speaker 8: What's dad?

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Speaker 1: You're gonna do. He's looking at a mum like Harley

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Speaker 8: Can go on?

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Speaker 1: And she joined the Gypsy Jokers for a while, didn't.

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Speaker 3: She She was there for six months.

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Speaker 2: But there is a moment in everybody's life when you

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Speaker 4: For a request, or there's something that you can't find

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Speaker 4: So we would go, okay, well they're just obviously that's

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Speaker 4: obviously talking about you know, how they're going to pay

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Speaker 3: Sarah?

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Speaker 2: You're so close to Claire Fitzgerald, you know.

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Speaker 5: I know and I'm proud of her for having a

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Speaker 4: Life is sure get into it.

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Speaker 1: Well, the worst time for me.

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Speaker 3: I don't think I walked in on them.

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Speaker 1: And I've told you this before.

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Speaker 3: There was double not.

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Speaker 2: He couldn't get the double not out.

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Speaker 3: So Dad said, stuff it, I'm going for it.

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Speaker 7: Let's be in a tent.

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Speaker 3: I could have, you know.

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Speaker 1: It's one thing to there's three stages here which are

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Speaker 1: so concerning and jarring. I think everybody as a kid

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Speaker 1: growing up, you're shocked when you work out what it

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Speaker 1: takes to make a baby exactly. Then there's the realization

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Speaker 1: that your parents would have done that. Um, which is

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Speaker 1: just so jarring to think about. Then there's walking in

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Speaker 1: fore here, guys, that the position they might be in

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Speaker 1: could be really jarring. So you don't know at that

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Speaker 1: moment what you're actually going to see, but you could

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Speaker 1: be scarred for life.

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Speaker 2: Well, it's you know the other thing as well. It's

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Speaker 2: amazing because my old man had a lot of footy

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Speaker 2: injuries over the years, and in the end his body

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Speaker 2: was quite slow. But I remember another time walking in

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Speaker 2: amazing how quick Dad could do like a backflip off

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Speaker 2: the bed and land on his feet, yeah, and grab

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Speaker 2: a towel at the same time, and it was done

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Speaker 2: so quickly.

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Speaker 8: Get out of it.

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Speaker 3: Never seen you move like that before.

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Speaker 1: We get out of the harness and the swing that

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Speaker 1: he was at the time to be able.

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Speaker 3: To perform well and to jump over the goat that

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Speaker 3: was there as well.

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Speaker 8: I mean, it was a big day.

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Speaker 2: I don't think you're ever going to top this. Joseph

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Speaker 2: has been away from his family in Colorado, USA for

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Speaker 2: the last two years, completing military service in Germany. I

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Speaker 2: think what he saw was worse than what you can

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Speaker 2: see coming out of Germany. Mate shocked, he decided to

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Speaker 2: surprise his parents and come home early.

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Speaker 3: Never again, and surprise his parents.

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Speaker 2: After being away serving in the military.

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Speaker 1: This is what happened.

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Speaker 5: Who's videoing it and who's sharing it?

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Speaker 3: No, his sister was videotaping it. So he's gone in

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Speaker 3: with the robbery joke. This is a robbery. Can we

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Speaker 3: hear it again?

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Speaker 8: And that's the mum French.

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Speaker 1: As well, standing to attention, he's got sixteen out can

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Speaker 1: be innocence has been stolen.

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Speaker 2: You can be quite jarring when you see it. Jack,

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Speaker 2: What happened when you walked in on your parents but.

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Speaker 9: With a baby sister and I think she was playing

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Speaker 9: on fell off the wall and I walked into the

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Speaker 9: room and see them looked out the window.

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Speaker 4: They were out doing it under the washing fight.

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Speaker 1: God, I mean you really, you've really got carried away

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Speaker 1: in the moment. If you find yourself under the hills, I've.

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Speaker 3: Run out of pigs.

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Speaker 6: What.

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Speaker 3: I just don't understand the washing out in.

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Speaker 1: Public as well, Like.

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Speaker 5: Now, they probably thought the kids are zero chance of

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Speaker 5: coming out here to help.

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