WEBVTT - Bonus: Not the Anoos!

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<v Speaker 1>You're on the air with Jace and Lauren. The bald

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<v Speaker 1>eagle from the newsroom is with us as well. Smooth

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<v Speaker 1>all over, Jace, just the way I like it in winter. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>hang on, I think it's all gone above her head.

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<v Speaker 2>Smooth all over.

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<v Speaker 1>I could tell you reading something like on your phone.

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<v Speaker 2>I heard you you got you're insinuating you look being

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<v Speaker 2>waxed from head to toe.

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<v Speaker 1>He's a bald eagle. Well, not so much from head

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<v Speaker 1>to toe. But a few minutes ago we heard about

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<v Speaker 1>our I'm going to call it an ordeal at hot

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<v Speaker 1>yogat or hot pilarates. It is first time you've seen

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<v Speaker 1>she didn't look she couldn't say that the clans.

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<v Speaker 3>How dare you, Clint? Tell me what I am and

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<v Speaker 3>aren't looking at? During my you would have well he

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<v Speaker 3>wants a review. Look at that smile and he says

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<v Speaker 3>he's been on a shred. Fits very nuch. You look great.

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<v Speaker 3>You look like you look you look like an Adonis.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you so much, Lauren, that's why you're one of

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<v Speaker 1>my best friend.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, before that's great, Before the tattoo on your back, though.

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<v Speaker 1>It's gotta tramps shoulders, Before the hot pilarates I've been

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<v Speaker 1>for a little clean up, just like it's just very

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<v Speaker 1>did min. It's sort of like traditionally a couple of

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<v Speaker 1>times you just like shoulders, top of the shoulders line.

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<v Speaker 1>When the barber gets that, yeah you get it, it's

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<v Speaker 1>like does it? But she'd be smooth?

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<v Speaker 3>You get your wax done? Do you go down to

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<v Speaker 3>Brazilian butterfly?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you want me to run my hands on your

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<v Speaker 1>shoulders so at least someone appreciates it.

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<v Speaker 3>Feel it's baby smooth like a week, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 1>I go to a place on is gross to it.

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<v Speaker 1>You've got to have a turn, bring your hand over

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<v Speaker 1>the shoulder. I'm not touching his freshly.

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<v Speaker 3>I've got no interest in it.

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<v Speaker 1>That's smooth than my two year olds are smooth?

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<v Speaker 3>Is he bum smooth? Did you get your bum done?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not touching? Hang on, we're shuffling too fast through

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<v Speaker 1>this story. I go to a place on Bridge on

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<v Speaker 1>Bridge Road called me Kong Nails.

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<v Speaker 2>You go to a nail bar, ticket and you get

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<v Speaker 2>naked anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>Nancy is my gal, so she knows the hot spots.

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<v Speaker 1>She knows as soon as I.

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<v Speaker 3>Take that, you discover Me Kong Nails recommend.

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<v Speaker 1>I used to walk in touch that.

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<v Speaker 3>Question that's in the first time we walked in.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you think Nancy would want to be named connected

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<v Speaker 1>to this, I've already asked. As soon as this went down,

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<v Speaker 1>I knew I had to tell the story on the radio.

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<v Speaker 1>So basically, she's one of these girls who's she's quite

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<v Speaker 1>she's quite quick, you know, That's why I like her.

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<v Speaker 1>She's like mucking around, very like there's no three like

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<v Speaker 1>one long sort of yep, And then.

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<v Speaker 2>Question question women will notice you probably want to she

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<v Speaker 2>use strip wax, which is where they roll it on

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<v Speaker 2>and then they look like the bit of canvas and

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<v Speaker 2>they rip it back. Or does she use the thick

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<v Speaker 2>wax and then they picked the corner and.

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<v Speaker 1>She uses she's strips, strips, she's.

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<v Speaker 3>Strip and like the canvas that they rip it off with.

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<v Speaker 1>Ye yeah, so it's one canvas that sort of use

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<v Speaker 1>over and over again. Anyway, usually it's one long sort

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<v Speaker 1>of but she changed it up and it really threw me,

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<v Speaker 1>and it hurt a lot more. She changed her style,

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<v Speaker 1>which didn't sit well with me. Lauren. There was not

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<v Speaker 1>one big long it was a series of I've seen

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<v Speaker 1>that mini mini rips, mini rips, mini rips. Maybe she

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't along the back and it.

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<v Speaker 3>Hurt more, doesn't need a closer wax?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, once I had. Once I sat up to do

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<v Speaker 1>the top shoulder region, I noticed that the wax was

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<v Speaker 1>a different color. She changed the wax from a green

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<v Speaker 1>wax to an orange wax, and I'm like, what is

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<v Speaker 1>this sorcery? Anyway, apparently it's not as firm. It doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>get as as firm grip, and here in lies. She

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<v Speaker 1>decided to tackle the lower region of the back.

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<v Speaker 3>The nether region, the.

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<v Speaker 1>Region how would she never questioned? She never tended to

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<v Speaker 1>in her life before. She kept on lower.

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<v Speaker 3>She's the close and personal wax on the what how

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<v Speaker 3>much of the anse? Just the cheeks?

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<v Speaker 1>Well? I would open or someone else come in? Nancy, Nancy? Sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>does Nancy?

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<v Speaker 3>Did you do back and crack?

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<v Speaker 1>She did the crack? That was my reaction when she

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<v Speaker 1>was pulling the wax off.

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<v Speaker 3>Did you that's a bit lower than usual?

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<v Speaker 1>I said, why are you going there? Did you say that? Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>Because it's always you know, when you get a massage,

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<v Speaker 1>they follow the towel and you're like, hello, all go

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<v Speaker 1>what gets worse?

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<v Speaker 3>Harry asked, cheeks because you.

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<v Speaker 1>Know when they when they do the wax job. But

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<v Speaker 1>then there's a few strays. She didn't put on your

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<v Speaker 1>she plucked you, Nancy, she cheated.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I think you've got special treatment I've never had.

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<v Speaker 2>I've never heard of anyone having anna noose pluck with noises.

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<v Speaker 3>He does it happen to you Melbourne?

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<v Speaker 1>I was gonna say I touched your shoulder. This one's

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<v Speaker 1>all yours.

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<v Speaker 2>Jason Lauren Jason Lauren Wake Up Feeling Good on number

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<v Speaker 2>one hundred.

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