WEBVTT - "I Dumped Him Because He Couldn't Dance!" 0:00:00.560 --> 0:00:03.760 We got get you way morning every day. 0:00:04.240 --> 0:00:10.960 Adelaides sealed section with. 0:00:11.039 --> 0:00:12.559 Tiff On from jan News. 0:00:12.600 --> 0:00:16.639 First, she is welcome to from the woman who would 0:00:16.640 --> 0:00:18.760 have broken so many hearts in her lifetime. 0:00:18.760 --> 0:00:21.200 We're going to talk about breakups this morning, aren't we. 0:00:21.600 --> 0:00:25.720 It'd be surprised. Thank you. Good morning, little butterfly. 0:00:25.960 --> 0:00:26.599 Good morning. 0:00:26.640 --> 0:00:29.120 It's a fun little Monday thing for you. Yes, I've 0:00:29.120 --> 0:00:31.760 got a sealed section. I'm going to open the envelope. 0:00:32.240 --> 0:00:34.519 Lustly you ready? Yeah? Here, we can't pass it over 0:00:34.520 --> 0:00:36.360 there to watch that. 0:00:36.440 --> 0:00:40.320 There, it's a big one. It's a big envelope. 0:00:40.360 --> 0:00:40.519 There. 0:00:41.320 --> 0:00:44.360 Here we go. What is the petty reason you broke 0:00:44.440 --> 0:00:45.040 up with someone? 0:00:45.240 --> 0:00:46.240 Oh? 0:00:47.520 --> 0:00:48.040 Get involved. 0:00:48.120 --> 0:00:49.440 We're not talking the big ones now. 0:00:49.440 --> 0:00:51.360 It came about I saw I'm in a Facebook group 0:00:51.360 --> 0:00:55.000 where a lot of gowls just post issues, dramas, troubles 0:00:55.000 --> 0:00:56.400 and the like, and sometimes I read it and it's 0:00:56.440 --> 0:00:57.160 full of good banter. 0:00:57.640 --> 0:00:59.360 And one girl had posted she wanted to know. 0:00:59.320 --> 0:01:01.360 The petty reasons people had broken up, and the comments 0:01:01.360 --> 0:01:05.360 section was rife with good gear. For example, one was 0:01:05.600 --> 0:01:09.080 her partner had a little problem in his underpants skiddy marks. 0:01:09.120 --> 0:01:12.480 Okay, I can imagine. 0:01:12.520 --> 0:01:14.240 I can imagine do you know what I can imagine 0:01:14.240 --> 0:01:15.959 that would be wildly unattractive. 0:01:16.000 --> 0:01:18.400 It wouldn't be good. But do you dump someone over it? 0:01:18.480 --> 0:01:22.640 Because I don't know. But was it like a random 0:01:22.680 --> 0:01:24.440 skitty or like a sky? 0:01:25.240 --> 0:01:26.240 It was regular? 0:01:27.040 --> 0:01:29.560 It's an ongoing issue. 0:01:30.080 --> 0:01:32.120 That's fine forgiven. 0:01:32.200 --> 0:01:33.280 Think about you. You'd never know. 0:01:33.360 --> 0:01:35.520 You've never even used your washing machine, so you would 0:01:35.600 --> 0:01:36.760 know if you're a skittier or. 0:01:36.760 --> 0:01:39.199 Not never used was I've never want my mom before, 0:01:39.200 --> 0:01:47.920 so there's a chance want my every second, So it's fine. 0:01:49.040 --> 0:01:54.520 The petty reasons you dumped your partner, which I don't 0:01:54.520 --> 0:01:54.760 know that. 0:01:54.720 --> 0:01:56.680 This is this petty But he wet the bed? 0:01:58.320 --> 0:01:58.880 Was he drunk? 0:01:59.320 --> 0:01:59.559 No? 0:01:59.720 --> 0:02:00.800 It was there was it was? 0:02:00.840 --> 0:02:04.520 It was a deliberate bed wet, yes, particularly if he 0:02:04.560 --> 0:02:06.440 was annoyed with her, which seems like there's a lot 0:02:06.480 --> 0:02:09.720 more to that, So that was a dumping. Didn't fold 0:02:09.760 --> 0:02:13.840 the towels right, Yeah, that seems a bit petty. 0:02:14.000 --> 0:02:14.160 Cat. 0:02:14.200 --> 0:02:15.400 Does one fold a towel anyway? 0:02:15.480 --> 0:02:16.760 You just sort of roll it in a ball and 0:02:16.760 --> 0:02:18.800 put it in the cup and shut the door. 0:02:19.400 --> 0:02:20.560 Who even knows how to do it? 0:02:21.040 --> 0:02:23.000 Tell everyone that story about how you broke up with 0:02:23.040 --> 0:02:24.920 that kid? Because he couldn't say I love you. 0:02:30.919 --> 0:02:35.040 Okay, this was my first boyfriend, and it was It's 0:02:35.160 --> 0:02:37.040 what all seventeen year oldls want to hear. 0:02:37.040 --> 0:02:38.720 They want the three little word, I love you. You 0:02:38.760 --> 0:02:39.320 just want them to say. 0:02:40.160 --> 0:02:41.959 People had been saying he's going to say it, isn't 0:02:41.960 --> 0:02:43.560 He've been going out for seven months. 0:02:43.600 --> 0:02:44.799 He's got to be in love with you by now. 0:02:44.800 --> 0:02:45.800 And I thought sure. 0:02:46.919 --> 0:02:49.400 And one time he looked me in the eyes and said, Tiff, 0:02:50.280 --> 0:02:54.040 I love you tube, I love YouTube. 0:02:54.880 --> 0:02:57.359 I appreciate your honest young man. 0:02:57.480 --> 0:02:58.680 We all did it panic. 0:02:59.120 --> 0:03:01.520 I'm not sure. Maybe he did really love YouTube. 0:03:01.600 --> 0:03:05.000 Yeah, and we do stilled section this week, the petty 0:03:05.040 --> 0:03:07.160 reason that you dumped your partner would love to take 0:03:07.160 --> 0:03:08.760 a call from you. Next thirty and twenty four ten. 0:03:08.919 --> 0:03:11.280 All right, let's go to Jesse. Good morning to you, Jesse, 0:03:11.520 --> 0:03:12.760 Good morning, Good. 0:03:12.560 --> 0:03:13.280 Morning, Jesse. 0:03:13.760 --> 0:03:15.400 Your girlfriend broke up with you. 0:03:15.720 --> 0:03:18.280 Yes on my birthday because I didn't spend it with her, 0:03:18.400 --> 0:03:19.480 spend it with my family. 0:03:20.960 --> 0:03:23.160 Jesse. You're an absolute big and you deserve it. 0:03:23.200 --> 0:03:25.840 Oh my gosh, Jesse can look like Devil's advocate here. 0:03:25.840 --> 0:03:27.880 Why didn't you want to spend it with your girlfriend? 0:03:28.320 --> 0:03:30.519 Well, she had the opportunity to come to the dinner, 0:03:30.560 --> 0:03:31.640 but she chose not to. 0:03:32.160 --> 0:03:36.440 Oh and the yeah I find out later that we're 0:03:36.480 --> 0:03:40.600 broken up actually sounds very Leo. That was very hard 0:03:40.640 --> 0:03:41.000 to hear. 0:03:41.680 --> 0:03:43.680 Leo. Take that particulation they would do. 0:03:43.760 --> 0:03:44.520 I've always said it. 0:03:44.640 --> 0:03:46.480 You're a beautiful man, Jesse, and you deserve better. Can 0:03:46.480 --> 0:03:47.119 I say that much? 0:03:48.200 --> 0:03:50.440 Good morning, Michelle? You're having your own conversation there or 0:03:50.480 --> 0:03:51.600 do you want to join in ours? 0:03:51.640 --> 0:03:53.440 How are you going joining? 0:03:53.560 --> 0:03:54.280 That would be polite? 0:03:54.880 --> 0:03:55.200 Okay? 0:03:55.240 --> 0:03:57.080 Why did you break up with your eggs? 0:03:57.360 --> 0:04:00.520 Oh a babe? 0:04:00.560 --> 0:04:00.760 Now? 0:04:01.920 --> 0:04:04.400 Well I don't mind it, you know, every now and again, 0:04:05.040 --> 0:04:07.960 but it was a start and end of every damn sentience? 0:04:09.880 --> 0:04:10.080 Do you know? 0:04:10.120 --> 0:04:12.160 I reckon Michelle like baby every now and then. It's 0:04:12.320 --> 0:04:14.760 kind of cute, but it's very American, isn't it? Like 0:04:15.000 --> 0:04:16.920 it's extreme them? Hey bad bad? 0:04:17.320 --> 0:04:19.520 Yeah, Hey babe, Boddy doing babes? 0:04:19.600 --> 0:04:23.800 So should we do this babe, Jenna? Yeah no we won't. 0:04:24.040 --> 0:04:25.320 This has a bit controversial, Michelle. 0:04:25.320 --> 0:04:33.320 But how does sweetie sit with you? 0:04:33.440 --> 0:04:34.160 Not very well? 0:04:35.000 --> 0:04:38.400 What about to when like my husband and I use babe, 0:04:38.480 --> 0:04:39.080 but then when. 0:04:38.960 --> 0:04:41.159 You get your baby you love babe? 0:04:41.200 --> 0:04:43.159 When you get annoyed with them and they're not like 0:04:43.279 --> 0:04:44.640 responding to your babe. 0:04:44.680 --> 0:04:47.279 Then it turns into like a real aggressive babe. 0:04:48.320 --> 0:04:49.640 Yeah. 0:04:49.920 --> 0:04:52.279 Yeah, really too much base that that too much? 0:04:52.600 --> 0:04:53.240 I enjoyed it. 0:04:53.360 --> 0:04:56.919 Sarah Crowingdon Park Good morning, Sarah, Good morning. Why did 0:04:56.960 --> 0:04:57.800 you break up with your ex? 0:04:58.720 --> 0:05:00.960 I wasn't an ex, but there was four dates and 0:05:01.480 --> 0:05:04.400 other fourth I just couldn't stand it anymore. It was 0:05:04.440 --> 0:05:07.560 his voice. Everything about him was great, Like he was 0:05:07.600 --> 0:05:09.680 good looking and we got along and he was funny. 0:05:09.800 --> 0:05:11.600 But yeah, I think the third date of my I 0:05:11.640 --> 0:05:15.680 don't know if I can do this, and then the fourth, Yeah, 0:05:15.720 --> 0:05:17.880 it was just high pitch and kind of sneaky and 0:05:18.440 --> 0:05:20.880 like it wasn't horrible. Like he even at my friends 0:05:20.880 --> 0:05:22.039 and I'm like, what do you think and they're like, 0:05:22.080 --> 0:05:26.080 it's not that bad. I just I just couldn't do it. 0:05:27.040 --> 0:05:29.800 Pretty tonight, Oh my god, Sarah broke up with David Beckham. 0:05:29.800 --> 0:05:30.520 I can't believe it. 0:05:33.240 --> 0:05:35.360 Good calls, kedn come, can we do this? Good morning 0:05:35.360 --> 0:05:38.960 to you? Amy morning, How are you what happened? Well? 0:05:38.960 --> 0:05:41.279 A guy I was dating back in the day before 0:05:41.360 --> 0:05:41.839 my husband. 0:05:41.960 --> 0:05:44.400 I actually ended thinks of him because he had the 0:05:44.520 --> 0:05:45.800 ugliest pair of dad jeans. 0:05:49.480 --> 0:05:51.160 Describe the jeans for us place. 0:05:51.720 --> 0:05:53.760 They were just like, I don't know, I feel like 0:05:53.800 --> 0:05:55.920 they're a bit in fashionate, but they're not like they're 0:05:55.960 --> 0:05:58.200 like a straight leg, like something that your dad. 0:05:58.120 --> 0:06:00.520 Would rock up to put you on honest Saturday, I 0:06:00.560 --> 0:06:01.280 don't like it. 0:06:01.800 --> 0:06:05.440 He wouldn't do a sneaking combo, would Yeah. I was like, 0:06:05.440 --> 0:06:07.520 you're twenty years old, mate, what are you doing. 0:06:08.640 --> 0:06:10.400 That's the only thing that could make this story worse 0:06:10.480 --> 0:06:12.760 amy is if he paired those with a pair of 0:06:12.800 --> 0:06:20.600 new balance runners sneeze old Jerry Seinfeld style. You know, thanks, Samya. 0:06:20.920 --> 0:06:23.320 I think it's worthy because but something like that, and 0:06:23.320 --> 0:06:26.080 you're like, oh, I've never been more outttracted, And who 0:06:26.160 --> 0:06:27.680 am I to say things like that? 0:06:27.760 --> 0:06:30.800 You just ought to be best pleased that your wife 0:06:30.839 --> 0:06:32.960 doesn't break up with you because you'll you wear your 0:06:33.040 --> 0:06:36.359 jeans too tight. My god, they're like spray On's. 0:06:36.560 --> 0:06:39.320 Yeah, I know, I don't do the baggy jeans, but. 0:06:39.400 --> 0:06:40.280 Just find the balance. 0:06:41.080 --> 0:06:46.760 Babels like, oh my god, good morning to you, Taylor. 0:06:46.760 --> 0:06:47.880 Why did you break up with your ex? 0:06:48.800 --> 0:06:50.839 To be fair, this is back in like year seven. 0:06:51.360 --> 0:06:54.680 I literally just ended it because I wanted to go 0:06:55.040 --> 0:06:56.440 start high school as a single woman. 0:06:59.080 --> 0:07:06.799 I love that you say single woman. The worst part. 0:07:06.720 --> 0:07:09.400 Is we were actually going to the same high school together. 0:07:12.760 --> 0:07:17.640 He was a lovely boy. 0:07:17.840 --> 0:07:21.720 You broke him, Taylor, Good morning, Tea. What did your 0:07:21.840 --> 0:07:23.440 ex used to do that made you break up? 0:07:26.960 --> 0:07:29.360 Discuss the discust? 0:07:29.800 --> 0:07:31.120 So what was the breath like? 0:07:32.160 --> 0:07:35.720 It was disgusting? Oh and you were supposed to pash 0:07:35.800 --> 0:07:36.239 that mouth? 0:07:36.280 --> 0:07:36.520 Tea? 0:07:38.200 --> 0:07:39.600 Yeah, I refuse. 0:07:40.400 --> 0:07:42.360 Why didn't he brush his teeth? I love to brush 0:07:42.360 --> 0:07:43.040 my toothy, Peach? 0:07:44.040 --> 0:07:46.120 Did you said tell him? Te Did you constantly tell him? Look, 0:07:46.120 --> 0:07:48.600 you need to start brushing teeth. And your breath smells like. 0:07:50.240 --> 0:07:51.920 I start all the time, his breath. 0:07:51.720 --> 0:07:55.880 Staying so Yeah, people with stinky breath, I always go 0:07:56.040 --> 0:07:57.240 is your partner not telling you? 0:07:57.360 --> 0:07:58.960 That's what you think as well? How could you get 0:07:58.960 --> 0:07:59.800 through this? Yeah? 0:08:00.040 --> 0:08:03.240 Hundred per Let's got a Monica from Cattletown. Good morning, Monica, 0:08:03.840 --> 0:08:04.400 Good morning. 0:08:04.440 --> 0:08:06.840 How are you good? You broke up with your eighteen 0:08:06.920 --> 0:08:08.000 year old boyfriend? Yes? 0:08:08.800 --> 0:08:09.320 I did. 0:08:09.440 --> 0:08:16.920 Why he couldn't dance and embarrassing? It was embarrassing. 0:08:17.600 --> 0:08:20.400 That is so hard because it's so awkward for blokes. 0:08:20.760 --> 0:08:23.320 I am never more awkward and embarrassed than when I 0:08:23.360 --> 0:08:25.320 have to dance, And when I think I'm ready to dance, 0:08:25.360 --> 0:08:26.640 I've definitely had too many bees. 0:08:26.760 --> 0:08:28.560 What did he look like, Monica when he danced? 0:08:29.040 --> 0:08:33.160 Oh, he was stiff. It was like stick a bandage 0:08:33.200 --> 0:08:34.880 and plaster of Paris on him. And then try to 0:08:34.920 --> 0:08:37.839 make a move. 0:08:37.880 --> 0:08:42.280 A fella, And nothing makes a man dance even worse. 0:08:42.320 --> 0:08:44.800 And when you say you're awful at dancing, just can't 0:08:44.800 --> 0:08:45.280 find the river. 0:08:46.400 --> 0:08:49.280 But then I married someone who still doesn't dance in 0:08:49.320 --> 0:08:52.000 the club. But he danced really He dances really well, like. 0:08:54.679 --> 0:08:55.440 You found your. 0:08:57.240 --> 0:09:01.640 Isn't it slow dancing in the laundroom at home? Very romantic? 0:09:01.760 --> 0:09:03.480 All right, round this out for us, Sarah, and take 0:09:03.559 --> 0:09:05.960 us through it. Why did you break up with your partner? 0:09:06.000 --> 0:09:08.240 The petty reason, The petty reason, Sarah. 0:09:08.400 --> 0:09:12.600 Back when I was eighteen, I found that his second 0:09:12.640 --> 0:09:18.600 toe was way longer than his first, and it used 0:09:18.640 --> 0:09:20.480 to creep me out. He used to change the channel. 0:09:20.679 --> 0:09:23.040 Now I just went down that whole future spiral of 0:09:23.120 --> 0:09:25.280 oh my god, if we have kids, our kids are 0:09:25.280 --> 0:09:26.640 going to be able to give me the finger with 0:09:26.679 --> 0:09:27.160 their feet. 0:09:27.240 --> 0:09:29.640 No, thank you? 0:09:29.640 --> 0:09:32.600 Did you change the channel with his toe. 0:09:32.760 --> 0:09:34.920 Yeah, you think, but what his fort on the groom 0:09:35.040 --> 0:09:36.920 trol and like poke it with the long one. 0:09:41.760 --> 0:09:43.600 So I don't want to live in a world where 0:09:43.600 --> 0:09:48.840 our future children have fingers for toes. Wills can be 0:09:48.880 --> 0:09:51.520 really tricky, can't they? And I can really really divide 0:09:51.520 --> 0:09:53.840 and cause a lot of angst amongst the families. 0:09:54.040 --> 0:09:57.160 Very important that you make one too. You don't just 0:09:57.280 --> 0:09:58.120 leave it to chance. 0:09:58.320 --> 0:10:01.080 Yeah, that's the thing because if you go all of 0:10:01.080 --> 0:10:02.800 a sudden and then all of a sudden the kids 0:10:02.840 --> 0:10:05.480 and everything are fighting over your will or they discovered 0:10:05.480 --> 0:10:08.959 that there's not much to fight for, that could be 0:10:09.000 --> 0:10:11.360 tricky as well. What about this story In eighty four 0:10:11.400 --> 0:10:14.040 year old widow from British Columbia left her one million 0:10:14.080 --> 0:10:17.559 dollar estate to a much younger man that she met online, 0:10:17.600 --> 0:10:20.280 sparking a legal battle within her family. So her name 0:10:20.360 --> 0:10:24.120 is Janet Henry. She who had no children, lost her 0:10:24.200 --> 0:10:29.439 husband seventeen years prior. She met Simon Garston via Skype 0:10:29.520 --> 0:10:32.400 in early twenty twenty one, so they met in person 0:10:32.440 --> 0:10:35.280 in April. They had several overnight visits over the next 0:10:35.320 --> 0:10:38.760 six months. If you know what I main with the 0:10:38.760 --> 0:10:43.320 younger gentleman providing companionship and sexual services for agreed upon fees. 0:10:43.360 --> 0:10:44.880 That's right. He was a male escort. 0:10:44.960 --> 0:10:47.440 Okay, question without notice? How old is Janet. 0:10:47.080 --> 0:10:52.360 Approximately eighty four years old, and how old's her young companion. 0:10:52.480 --> 0:10:57.040 He's much younger, He's somewhere in his thirties. So Janet's 0:10:57.080 --> 0:11:00.960 niece and nephew, Gillian and Ross Sutherland crone a challenging 0:11:01.040 --> 0:11:05.280 the will, alleging undue influence. They argue Henry was vulnerable 0:11:05.320 --> 0:11:09.120 and lonely, especially during COVID nineteen restrictions, and that the 0:11:09.200 --> 0:11:12.600 younger escort was in a position of control and dominance. 0:11:13.280 --> 0:11:16.199 So Janet and contends that Henry was an independent woman 0:11:16.240 --> 0:11:18.960 who enjoyed the company on her terms, asserting that he 0:11:19.040 --> 0:11:21.199 was financially dependent on her and therefore she was in 0:11:21.240 --> 0:11:23.920 a position of dominance over him rather than the other 0:11:23.960 --> 0:11:26.560 way around. She knew exactly what she was doing. 0:11:26.640 --> 0:11:27.040 Okay. 0:11:27.600 --> 0:11:29.240 This case is set to go to trial at the 0:11:29.320 --> 0:11:32.439 end of the month. It was noted that text messages 0:11:32.480 --> 0:11:35.920 between Henry and Garston suggests more than a casual relationship 0:11:36.000 --> 0:11:38.800 and the issue of undue influence it should be decided 0:11:38.840 --> 0:11:39.280 at trial. 0:11:39.280 --> 0:11:42.719 It's gone to the courts. Ladies and gentlemen who let 0:11:42.760 --> 0:11:42.960 it be. 0:11:43.520 --> 0:11:46.400 Let Janet be if Jen wants to give a million 0:11:46.440 --> 0:11:48.720 bucks to a young escort in his thirties and she's 0:11:48.760 --> 0:11:50.680 eighty odd and there's a fifty year age gap, so 0:11:50.840 --> 0:11:51.079 be here. 0:11:51.760 --> 0:11:52.960 That was her dying wish. 0:11:54.720 --> 0:11:56.120 So many good Yeah, that he'd. 0:11:55.920 --> 0:12:00.160 Be financially stable, and then maybe Janet didn't want him 0:12:00.200 --> 0:12:03.120 sleeping with other women in order to make an income 0:12:03.200 --> 0:12:04.000 moving forward. 0:12:04.200 --> 0:12:06.920 Yes, I feel like he's still going to do that though. 0:12:07.000 --> 0:12:09.959 Oh okay, are you getting those vibes anyway? 0:12:10.559 --> 0:12:11.760 Scored always an escorder? 0:12:11.760 --> 0:12:12.360 All right on? 0:12:13.320 --> 0:12:16.520 Still to come with Jodie and Hazy on Adelaide's One 0:12:16.679 --> 0:12:18.480 Night Our One HiT's Wonder? 0:12:18.520 --> 0:12:20.319 Should we play right now? And I love this? 0:12:20.480 --> 0:12:23.079 Some epic prizes up for grabs. We've watched this thing 0:12:23.120 --> 0:12:25.880 out a couple of weeks ago. It's the one hit Wonder. 0:12:25.920 --> 0:12:28.960 It's one note and you need to guess correctly the 0:12:29.040 --> 0:12:31.000 tune you're read Joe's are ready, ready, ready to go? 0:12:32.440 --> 0:12:35.440 Okay, I think you've got it. 0:12:35.480 --> 0:12:36.160 I think I've got it. 0:12:36.200 --> 0:12:38.640 Your little brain's ticking over. Yeah, could be a classic. 0:12:38.679 --> 0:12:42.400 Can I play it one more time? Ready? I think 0:12:42.440 --> 0:12:43.000 it's doable. 0:12:43.080 --> 0:12:44.320 Turn the MIC's off and want to guess. 0:12:44.400 --> 0:12:47.320 I think it's very very doable. Thirteen twenty four to ten. 0:12:47.640 --> 0:12:51.520 Let's play the one note Wonder next, some epic prizes 0:12:51.600 --> 0:12:52.079 up for grabs. 0:12:52.120 --> 0:12:55.520 You know I'm playing it once more. It's very doable. 0:12:56.200 --> 0:12:57.000 Joe's yep. 0:12:57.080 --> 0:12:57.840 Cats yep. 0:12:57.920 --> 0:12:59.320 Interesting creatures to say the least. 0:12:59.400 --> 0:13:03.920 Yes they are miracle cat Pablo survives full washing machine 0:13:04.000 --> 0:13:05.440 cycle on the Gold Coast. 0:13:06.080 --> 0:13:08.840 That's not a predictable headline. 0:13:08.960 --> 0:13:11.960 No, they say cats have nine lives, but Pablo might 0:13:12.040 --> 0:13:14.920 have more than that. So the nine months old Burmese 0:13:15.000 --> 0:13:19.520 kitten has defied all odds after surviving a full fifty 0:13:19.640 --> 0:13:20.800 five minute cycle. 0:13:21.440 --> 0:13:23.800 There he goes, now are you firing that off? 0:13:23.840 --> 0:13:24.080 Are you? 0:13:25.800 --> 0:13:28.800 He's come around and around, so he's on this side. 0:13:28.880 --> 0:13:32.160 Now he's on that side for fifty five minutes. Pablo. 0:13:33.000 --> 0:13:35.160 He was inside a front loader washing machine on the 0:13:35.160 --> 0:13:37.640 Gold Coast, and Pablo had climbed into the machine for 0:13:37.679 --> 0:13:40.920 a nap, unnoticed by his owner, who turned it on. 0:13:41.160 --> 0:13:44.320 She ran the machine on a coal soapy fifty five 0:13:44.320 --> 0:13:47.079 minute cleaning cycle with no clothes inside, which begs the 0:13:47.160 --> 0:13:52.040 question dulls it was a cleaning cycle with no clothes inside. 0:13:52.160 --> 0:13:55.200 Did you not notice your kitten? How could she not 0:13:55.360 --> 0:13:57.360 see the kitten exactly? 0:13:57.400 --> 0:14:00.600 Why was it turned on? I don't think anyone understand. 0:14:01.280 --> 0:14:03.480 So Pablo was found in a critical condition. He was 0:14:03.520 --> 0:14:06.480 rushed to the Sash Animal Hospital and placed in the 0:14:06.480 --> 0:14:10.520 care of Dr Ellie Yarsley. She said he was probably 0:14:10.520 --> 0:14:12.079 in the most dire condition I've seen it in a 0:14:12.120 --> 0:14:14.400 case in a long time. Not many have seen cats 0:14:14.440 --> 0:14:17.400 go through a whole cycle and survive. But the kitten 0:14:17.440 --> 0:14:20.880 survival was pretty close to a miracle, and thanks to Sash, 0:14:20.920 --> 0:14:23.320 Pablo is almost back to full health. 0:14:24.240 --> 0:14:25.000 Isn't that a relief? 0:14:25.240 --> 0:14:29.600 Gosh, oh, cats are so obnoxious, But gosh they're awesome, 0:14:29.600 --> 0:14:30.000 aren't they. 0:14:30.080 --> 0:14:30.240 Oh? 0:14:30.240 --> 0:14:32.240 Well, yeah, I love their arrogance. 0:14:32.280 --> 0:14:34.680 Pablo came out with the middle finger, was. 0:14:35.280 --> 0:14:38.520 Squeaky glean struts off, showing his. 0:14:43.000 --> 0:14:43.240 Job. 0:14:43.360 --> 0:14:48.760 That is a good job. Monday morning joke off. Yes, 0:14:48.760 --> 0:14:50.280 the best way to start the working week. Joe, it's 0:14:50.280 --> 0:14:50.960 a little injection of. 0:14:51.000 --> 0:14:54.000 Humorally, we're a molly down. We're a molly down this morning. 0:14:54.080 --> 0:14:57.440 Don't be alarmed, but producing molly unwell, so it's just your. 0:14:57.320 --> 0:14:57.680 Me, Bube. 0:14:57.680 --> 0:14:58.600 It's okay, all right. 0:14:58.800 --> 0:15:00.080 This is called the chicken and the live. 0:15:00.040 --> 0:15:01.040 Are you ready? 0:15:01.120 --> 0:15:03.960 A chicken walks into a library, walks up to the desk, 0:15:04.040 --> 0:15:14.800 and goes, said, it's pretty good. The librarian was very confused, 0:15:15.040 --> 0:15:18.000 gives it three books. The chicken takes them and leaves 0:15:18.080 --> 0:15:20.560 the library. The next day, same thing. Chicken walks in 0:15:20.600 --> 0:15:30.200 and goes, that is funny again, three books. Waddles off. Curious, 0:15:30.440 --> 0:15:33.080 the librarian follows the chicken. It walks to a pond 0:15:33.080 --> 0:15:35.720 where a frog is waiting. The chicken lays the books down, 0:15:35.800 --> 0:15:38.360 and the frog looks at them and goes, reddit read it. 0:15:38.400 --> 0:15:47.280 Reddit book. Yeah, I've read it. I've read it. 0:15:47.760 --> 0:15:50.680 I laughed at my own more than you laughed at it. 0:15:51.160 --> 0:15:53.120 Hey, permission? Can I can I read off a little 0:15:53.120 --> 0:15:55.280 bond joke up to you? It's up to you. 0:15:55.320 --> 0:15:58.280 Sure, Yeah, with your permission, I'm fine. 0:15:58.360 --> 0:15:59.960 I spent three hours at the hairdress of the other 0:16:00.280 --> 0:16:01.320 to look like a natural blonde. 0:16:01.320 --> 0:16:02.280 Go is it not natural? 0:16:02.320 --> 0:16:06.000 Oh my gosh, what you like that? A ventrilocus at 0:16:06.000 --> 0:16:08.400 a comedy show was telling blonde jokes. Suddenly, a blonde 0:16:08.400 --> 0:16:10.080 woman in the crowd stands up. She says, I've heard 0:16:10.160 --> 0:16:12.520 enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think 0:16:12.520 --> 0:16:14.640 you can stereo? So women like this, what does the 0:16:14.680 --> 0:16:16.280 color of a person's here have to do with her 0:16:16.320 --> 0:16:19.240 worth as a human being. It's men like you that 0:16:19.440 --> 0:16:21.760 keep women like me from being respected at working in 0:16:21.760 --> 0:16:24.800 the community, and from reaching our full potential as a person. Wow, 0:16:24.840 --> 0:16:28.359 because you and men like you continue to perpetuate discrimination 0:16:28.440 --> 0:16:30.760 against not only bonds, but women in general, and all 0:16:30.800 --> 0:16:32.720 the name of humor, you should be a shaying to 0:16:32.840 --> 0:16:38.720 yourself whoa absolutely went off at the ventrilous Feeling quite guilty, 0:16:38.720 --> 0:16:41.480 the ventriloicus begins to apologize to the woman when she 0:16:41.560 --> 0:16:42.280 interrupts him. 0:16:42.600 --> 0:16:44.880 She says, are you stay out of this? Not talking 0:16:44.880 --> 0:16:45.080 to you? 0:16:45.120 --> 0:16:48.640 I'm talking to the little waker on your knee. 0:16:49.840 --> 0:16:54.120 Languishing, Let's talk about it. It is the new epidemic 0:16:55.120 --> 0:16:55.840 in the workplace. 0:16:56.640 --> 0:16:58.800 So what about this? Many employers aren't calling in sick, 0:16:58.800 --> 0:17:02.400 they're just quietly dis engaging. That disengagement is driving a 0:17:02.440 --> 0:17:05.159 seven billion dollar annual loss to the economy, according to 0:17:05.160 --> 0:17:08.919 the Productivity Commission. So when people languish, and this is 0:17:08.920 --> 0:17:12.280 what it's called at work, they can feel stuck, directionless, 0:17:12.320 --> 0:17:16.400 and demotivated. Put simply, employees aren't just less productive. They're 0:17:16.440 --> 0:17:19.440 less innovative, more withdrawn, and more disconnected from their jobs, 0:17:19.440 --> 0:17:22.040 teams and even themselves. So you can turn up and 0:17:22.119 --> 0:17:24.080 go through everything you go through, turn up with your 0:17:24.080 --> 0:17:26.960 morning coffee, do all the little bits and pieces you 0:17:26.960 --> 0:17:29.280 have to cross the t's and dot the eyes, but 0:17:29.320 --> 0:17:31.760 you're not engaged, and basically you're a zombie. 0:17:31.920 --> 0:17:35.320 So it's not like burnout where that's high stress and 0:17:35.359 --> 0:17:39.639 you're done and you're exhausted. Languishing can just feel a 0:17:39.720 --> 0:17:40.880 bit blah. 0:17:40.920 --> 0:17:42.960 Apparently feel a little bit blah. 0:17:43.000 --> 0:17:45.119 I can say I feel a big bit blah in 0:17:45.200 --> 0:17:46.440 the post show meetings. 0:17:46.560 --> 0:17:48.760 Yeah, okay, look, I'm so glad they're on the same 0:17:48.760 --> 0:17:52.120 page with this, because I feel like, bless you, bless you, 0:17:52.119 --> 0:17:54.520 you're a bit of a trailblazer in the space. It 0:17:54.880 --> 0:17:57.600 just feels like, and take this on board, okay, that 0:17:57.640 --> 0:17:59.840 you're languishing just a bit the post. 0:17:59.640 --> 0:18:02.320 Show a little bit too much? Is that what you're saying. 0:18:02.800 --> 0:18:04.840 I just sort of feel like the eyes looking in 0:18:04.880 --> 0:18:07.240 different directions like a chameleon, and the dribble out the 0:18:07.240 --> 0:18:10.119