Speaker 1: We got day. Welcome to the podcast. This is a
Speaker 1: really safe space.
Speaker 2: But not if you're the fiance of the woman who
Speaker 2: is very disappointed that you've pulled out of the wedding,
Speaker 2: and we'll take you to court.
Speaker 3: In particularly, if you're a dirty bird and you've cheated
Speaker 3: a bunch of times, maybe you deserve to get sued.
Speaker 1: Yeah, see what I mean. It's not a safe space that.
Speaker 3: You dirty bird. You heard dirty bird.
Speaker 2: Abby in the newsroom joins us in the studio because
Speaker 2: every now and then she stumbles across a story hazy
Speaker 2: that just really resonates.
Speaker 1: And just hits you in all the fields, doesn't it?
Speaker 1: As it does?
Speaker 4: This story is wild. I was reading it jaw open,
Speaker 4: just going what the hell? Only obviously can happen in America,
Speaker 4: because in America you can sue anyone for anything.
Speaker 5: It's right, just a legal system.
Speaker 2: It's like, Okay, someone glanced at you sideways, so them
Speaker 2: sue them everything.
Speaker 5: So I still got everything.
Speaker 3: She's imagine imagine having in that situation. If you're in America,
Speaker 3: someone looked at me sideways, as someone gave me resting
Speaker 3: this fatuby. It was just an armful of lawsuits.
Speaker 5: I would always be in court if that was the case.
Speaker 1: Anyway, for this woman, it's my face, you're on us.
Speaker 5: It's just the way that I am. It's the way
Speaker 5: that I was made.
Speaker 3: The judges like, ah, I'm saying you. Well.
Speaker 4: A woman has taken her who was meant to be
Speaker 4: her fiance to court because he she essentially sued him
Speaker 4: for breach of promise to marry.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 4: So they've been together, he's brought her this ten thousand
Speaker 4: dollars ring.
Speaker 5: He's cheated a few times.
Speaker 4: He has, he has turned around. She found it the
Speaker 4: first time, I'm going to stay. Second time he said, no,
Speaker 4: you know what, engagements off, get out, blah blah blah.
Speaker 4: And she thought, you know what, stuff you. I've quit
Speaker 4: my job to say, look after the kids. I've been
Speaker 4: looking after you, because obviously he sounds like a man child.
Speaker 4: And number three she just went, you know what, stuff you?
Speaker 4: You have stuffed me around and I'm not having this.
Speaker 4: So off they went to court and she was awarded
Speaker 4: fifty thousand dollars.
Speaker 3: So she won. She won. Wow.
Speaker 4: So women out there, if he's not proposing or he's
Speaker 4: being a turd, you see him.
Speaker 1: Also if Kara Hayes is listening this morning.
Speaker 2: There's a real strong legal case for suing if you're
Speaker 2: married to a man child, So I just need.
Speaker 3: Is it too much to us?
Speaker 2: Does beg the question you've been proposed to a few
Speaker 2: times as.
Speaker 4: Oh, look three o'clock in the morning out the front
Speaker 4: of you know, a Heinley Street nightclub.
Speaker 5: But I'll take it.
Speaker 1: I'll take it.
Speaker 2: Would you potentially consider suing someone if they backed out
Speaker 2: of Like, if you're engaged and they did the wrong thing,
Speaker 2: would you sue?
Speaker 5: I think it?
Speaker 4: Yeah, probably, I'm saying that I'm an aquarium. So we
Speaker 4: tend to just pretend that you never existed, Like, yeah,
Speaker 4: ex boyfriends of mine, I would walk past on the
Speaker 4: street and be like, I've never seen you for in
Speaker 4: my life. I just freeze them out. But there are
Speaker 4: lots of stories out there. When I was sort of
Speaker 4: having a bit of a research around this story, there's
Speaker 4: heaps of stories out there where women have sued their
Speaker 4: boyfriends because it's taken them like they've been together ten
Speaker 4: years and the boyfriend won't propose.
Speaker 1: Oh, you can't see that. You can't sue for that.
Speaker 5: Ten years of my life? Yeah, where's the ring?
Speaker 3: See that stuff? Also, did you say you live in
Speaker 3: an aquarium?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm dory.
Speaker 3: You only what if away from a holiday? With what
Speaker 3: if dot com?
Speaker 1: You could go to the dentist or the kids' sports But.
Speaker 3: What if it was a weekend on the coast?
Speaker 2: Instead tells holiday rental's apartments and more?
Speaker 3: What if it's Ozzie for travel?
Speaker 1: Here's where you're waking up to Adelaide.
Speaker 3: What's news today? Tell you Jade. Sometimes it can be confusing.
Speaker 3: You wake up and this big, old bright world, she's
Speaker 3: got so much information just smacks you in the face.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it can be overwhelming when you peruse your
Speaker 2: phone on the internet and there's so many different apps,
Speaker 2: and oh my god, we're just gonna make it easy
Speaker 2: for you dissect.
Speaker 3: Before you that's right. Yeah, we'll bring in news read app.
Speaker 3: Good on to you apps?
Speaker 5: Good morning? Are we good?
Speaker 3: How are you good?
Speaker 5: Fake kids? Friday? Yay?
Speaker 4: A bit of drama for be going off later. A
Speaker 4: bit of a drama for Adelaide metro commuters. So we
Speaker 4: obviously have the change of time for daylight saving on Sunday,
Speaker 4: but the clocks on more than four hundred buses haven't changed. Now,
Speaker 4: this has never happened before. They don't know what's going on.
Speaker 4: They're apologizing, but obviously when people are going to validate
Speaker 4: their tickets, the time hasn't changed.
Speaker 5: Therefore it's not you know, you get off peak or peak.
Speaker 4: I don't know, haven't caught a bus in a while,
Speaker 4: but there's off peak, there's peak, and so it's different pricing. Anyway,
Speaker 4: they've apologize, they're going to look at doing a free
Speaker 4: day of travel, probably next week.
Speaker 1: At some point.
Speaker 4: Okay, so yeah, if you're catching the bus, you might
Speaker 4: have to have a chat with the bus driver.
Speaker 1: Maybe can you just get a little refund?
Speaker 5: Well, you would assume. I think they're trying to do that.
Speaker 4: So if you've got Adelaide metro card and your accounts linked,
Speaker 4: I think they're trying to get in contact with people
Speaker 4: to give them or to refund them.
Speaker 5: But that would be a process in itself.
Speaker 4: The amount of people that catch public transport, yeah, so
Speaker 4: goodness me.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: The reason you have to change your clocks, even if
Speaker 3: it's man nearly straight away if you get up early,
Speaker 3: is the reminder of how good it was the week before.
Speaker 3: So your first week when daylight saving kicks in and
Speaker 3: you're driving to work and it's four seventeen. Yeah. When
Speaker 3: the new time and you look at clock and it
Speaker 3: says three seventeen, You're like, I should have been in
Speaker 3: bed still this time last week I was in Yeah.
Speaker 1: But also moralizing.
Speaker 4: Your phone does it on its own, that's fine. Your
Speaker 4: clock up, your oven clock will ours did it straight away.
Speaker 4: But back in the day, you know, you left it
Speaker 4: for like six months until you changed it. My car,
Speaker 4: I leave, so I just leave the full six months
Speaker 4: and then it's right in six.
Speaker 3: Months time work itself out of it.
Speaker 5: It could be bothered figuring that out.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: It's honestly, it takes two seconds, I know, but I'm lazy.
Speaker 3: That's one of those things. It always seems to work out,
Speaker 3: that doesn't he exactly, I'm going to take you to
Speaker 3: the White House, or should I say? In reference to
Speaker 3: camera guy Josh the Bite House. Not surprisingly US President
Speaker 3: Joe Biden's beloved German sheard, but Commander has been removed
Speaker 3: from the House the Big House a bit more reports
Speaker 3: that he's bit more staff means and secret Service agents.
Speaker 3: This dog is out of control, so crazy. So when
Speaker 3: we spoke about Commander, and as you rightly pointed out
Speaker 3: commander in chief more like commander with teeth. He had
Speaker 3: bitten eleven secret agents slash servants. The guys are in fact,
Speaker 3: I'm I'm not aware of the mechanics of the disease,
Speaker 3: but I could almost bet you that that dog's got rabies.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would have to say, well, it's often at
Speaker 2: the mouth's.
Speaker 1: Sun can Stephen too.
Speaker 2: Eleven different agents and who knows where they've been, you.
Speaker 1: Know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, and knowing those agents as well, it's
Speaker 3: probably maybe commanders onto something.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there was some white powder found a little while ago.
Speaker 4: Maybe commander accidentally got to it before anyone else did.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean live audio as well from commander there
Speaker 3: you go see your commanders.
Speaker 2: And I would argue that the eleventh victim would be like,
Speaker 2: why wasn't it removed after the first victim?
Speaker 1: Why didn't take for them to take some action?
Speaker 3: You've been warned when you buy twelve people, you're out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, I just need to apologize for my obsession
Speaker 2: with the Netflix series that is Beckham.
Speaker 5: You are loving this, aren't you.
Speaker 2: I went to sleep at ten thirty last night, which
Speaker 2: is outrageous.
Speaker 1: Ten thirty, I just couldn't stop watching him. And it
Speaker 1: was actually.
Speaker 2: Really revealing because for those who are unaware of the
Speaker 2: whole soccer sphere, what happened was David Beckham went to
Speaker 2: a World cut was playing for England, blood rushed to
Speaker 2: the head, had a moment where he lashed out and
Speaker 2: kicked someone and got red carded, and so.
Speaker 1: People were like.
Speaker 2: Literally hanging effigies from the street outside of pubs like
Speaker 2: he was public enemy number one. So a good six
Speaker 2: months abs he was going to games and he was
Speaker 2: booed everywhere he went. And English soccer fans are brutal,
Speaker 2: so he would be on the street and people would
Speaker 2: get in his face and just shout abuse. And I
Speaker 2: was absolutely shocked to hear this story. And Victoria Beckham
Speaker 2: tells it she would go along to games and there
Speaker 2: was a chant that they would chant about her while
Speaker 2: David was on the pitch and excuse the language, but
Speaker 2: it's probably one of the worst things she could say
Speaker 2: about a wife or a mother, but this is what
Speaker 2: they were saying.
Speaker 1: I'll let her tell the story.
Speaker 5: Go posh takes it up.
Speaker 3: The excuse my language, not very lady like, but seventy
Speaker 3: five thousand people singing that.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's embarrassing, it's hurtful.
Speaker 3: I remember sitting down and the lady next to me,
Speaker 3: she turned to me.
Speaker 5: She didn't know what to say.
Speaker 1: She said, you're in a polo.
Speaker 3: The first part is fine.
Speaker 2: She's actually Victoria is actually very dry and very funny.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm on board this. I'm gonna watch for sure.
Speaker 2: It's unbelievable. I'm like, you know, I think she'd had
Speaker 2: children at that station. Imagine taking your kids.
Speaker 1: Along the game and the fans are fans are changing that.
Speaker 2: But what sickened me about this whole thing is all
Speaker 2: of England turned on him, and then Manchester United started
Speaker 2: having success and then they went toward he is the
Speaker 2: Champions League, so then it's effectively England against.
Speaker 1: Europe right European teams, and then.
Speaker 2: They all jump back on board the Beckham trainer. I'm like,
Speaker 2: you guys were early abuse. Yeah, he got massive depression,
Speaker 2: like for six months.
Speaker 3: Proper soccer hooligans the next level, the type of situation
Speaker 3: where you can't have rival supporters in the same pub
Speaker 3: because they're genuinely try and kill each other. Yeah, so
Speaker 3: you think it's a big rivalry between the crows. It's
Speaker 3: nothing to bear that some of stuff happens over there.
Speaker 1: It's it's pretty it's pretty intimidating.
Speaker 2: And I've been to a game over there and it's
Speaker 2: like it's actually you get what's going to happen here?
Speaker 1: This is like a cauldron? Is it going to explode?
Speaker 3: And then the next the absolute top tier is undraged netble.
Speaker 4: Of course, I wonder what a polo is though, Like
Speaker 4: I'm thinking what she's giving her a T shirt?
Speaker 2: T shirt I guess to wear them, so maybe she
Speaker 2: could she could hide incognito.
Speaker 3: I'm not sure as it's every morning. Asked me know
Speaker 3: my day to Friday when you sh had your coffee
Speaker 3: six and six thirty? Another little shout coming up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think David got through it. But when he
Speaker 2: was on the pitch he would just be like, if
Speaker 2: you want to be my lover? He just sung that
Speaker 2: to himself over.
Speaker 3: Don't talk, don't talk talk.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 1: Picture is it's twilight Saturday.
Speaker 2: All the girls are at Alberton Oval for the AFL
Speaker 2: w ort Adelaide about to take the field up against Sydney.
Speaker 2: We've got all the spread, got all the food, we've
Speaker 2: got all the drinks. Jody's there just ready for a guitar.
Speaker 3: She's carrying on a bit, to be honest, She's carrying
Speaker 3: on a little bit because Port's got a nice little
Speaker 3: lead and she's getting very excited for their second win
Speaker 3: of the season, getting very vocal. Even the Albaton faithful,
Speaker 3: who can get very rowdy at times, I can are
Speaker 3: looking up at the top of the print thinct going
Speaker 3: who is that?
Speaker 1: Who is that? And calm down?
Speaker 2: Yeah, So if you can picture yourself in that little scene,
Speaker 2: then you need to give us a call.
Speaker 1: When you hear this song, please appropriate.
Speaker 3: It's just another one of these little girl anthems.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a nice little crew assembled already. So when we
Speaker 1: play that song thirteen twenty four to ten.
Speaker 2: And we're just going to make an arvo little at
Speaker 2: the footage, you know, because us girls, we just want
Speaker 2: to have fun.
Speaker 3: Twilight AFLW game, first time at albert And Oval. New
Speaker 3: lights are absolutely.
Speaker 2: Schmick Are they rageous? When you spend half your life
Speaker 2: at Alberton, so you would know, I know.
Speaker 3: And how a lot of studying there.
Speaker 2: How ironic that you spend every second day at Port
Speaker 2: training and you're not allowed to come on Saturday.
Speaker 3: It's ridiculous. I can't believe I've being blacklisted. It's okay,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna just turn up anyway, see what happens. Oh,
Speaker 3: you can see if I get through that.
Speaker 1: I've had a little chit of security deb it that
Speaker 1: so have I. You probably know them a little bit
Speaker 1: better than I do.
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, experience AFOW at Alberton Oval. Don't miss
Speaker 3: the first Twilight game of the season, Port v. Sidney Saturday,
Speaker 3: seventh of October. Adult tickets are just ten dollars. Juniors
Speaker 3: an under eighteen are free. So when you hear this
Speaker 3: song Cindy Awkward Classic give it's called thirteen twenty four
Speaker 3: ten for your chance head Greg Mullins and Carly Earl
Speaker 3: Mullow and Carl's These guys are a young couple that
Speaker 3: I've spoken of their shock at receiving a parking fine
Speaker 3: while giving birth. What about that nice and parking expectors?
Speaker 3: They don't have a great reputation to no, and I
Speaker 3: think I see outfit.
Speaker 2: I feel like it's because they're sort of half dressed
Speaker 2: as cops as well, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: What's going on here? And you're actually no, that's a
Speaker 3: genuine man wearing a Legionaires hat. That's part of work.
Speaker 2: But I also feel for them a little bit because
Speaker 2: imagine waking up every day going, you know, we get
Speaker 2: to wake up in this job and hopefully make people
Speaker 2: feel good. You imagine waking up and going, I'm just
Speaker 2: going to dispense a bit of misery everywhere I go today.
Speaker 3: Hard, and I've always done the whole So I've always gone.
Speaker 3: You know what, if you don't want to hate on
Speaker 3: parking inspectors don't do the wrong thing, true, but sometimes
Speaker 3: sometimes there are exceptions. So this we'll find one hundred
Speaker 3: and twenty dollars for exceeding the parking time linu by
Speaker 3: just twelve minutes after driving to a Sydney hospital for
Speaker 3: the birth of their daughter, the beautiful Hazel. So the
Speaker 3: couple contested the fine, thinking that a reasonable excuse is
Speaker 3: pretty reasonable. For weeks later, they were shocked to find
Speaker 3: that the fine would not be canceled. Does it say
Speaker 3: how much it wass Yeah, one hundred and twenty bucks.
Speaker 3: So and this is where you go. Well, if they
Speaker 3: can't get out of that fine, don't even bother contesting
Speaker 3: any other fine. Ever, No, it's been given to you.
Speaker 1: Oh god, that's ridiculous.
Speaker 2: I've walked past the women's and children's the other day
Speaker 2: and they were parking inspectors out and about is it?
Speaker 2: And I just I thought there are people in there
Speaker 2: dealing with sick children.
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Like that?
Speaker 2: Is that the worst place in Adelaide to receive a
Speaker 2: fine outside a hospital?
Speaker 3: Maybe? But if that's not going to get you out
Speaker 3: of it, I've still got the go to excuse to
Speaker 3: get you out of absolutely anything, whether it's a parking fine,
Speaker 3: whether it's a social situation somewhere where you don't want
Speaker 3: to be. Are you ready We've spoken about this before. Yeah,
Speaker 3: three words gastro both.
Speaker 1: Ends and it's got free. This is what I keep
Speaker 1: picturing though.
Speaker 2: Can you imagine that husband, if he had the absolute
Speaker 2: audacity to be town the end with the wife going,
Speaker 2: we've got twelve minutes before we get a fine.
Speaker 1: Potch, Dear Diary.
Speaker 2: A lot of interesting sounds omitted from callers this week.
Speaker 1: We paid Kayla's.
Speaker 2: Phone bill and we couldn't tell if she was happy
Speaker 2: or completely unhinged. Well, you can consider four hundred and
Speaker 2: fifty seven dollars and eighty six cents all yours, So
Speaker 2: if you're laughing or crying at Kayla.
Speaker 3: Getting nervous fire Firey gare fimy speaking of Kayla's our
Speaker 3: very own sweat.
Speaker 2: Queen is embroiled in a fitness fight, fight fight, and
Speaker 2: I'm in the battle of my life.
Speaker 1: To say her name.
Speaker 2: It's between Taylor it's anus and.
Speaker 3: So Kayla, it's Ananus. That's just the most offensive way
Speaker 3: that you could have said. It's Zenus of all time.
Speaker 3: It's getting out of my hands. To be honest, that's
Speaker 3: too late for me to dump that. Well, far too late.
Speaker 1: You had seven seconds. Why couldn't you get rid of it?
Speaker 3: I was just in shock.
Speaker 2: We played songs to song, song, song, and I was
Speaker 2: due for a win. We invited Bev to pitch in
Speaker 2: and help.
Speaker 3: I'm not getting this all.
Speaker 1: Singing in life, I know it?
Speaker 3: Why not too?
Speaker 2: Ye? Yeahs a song name and.
Speaker 1: You're real helpful, Bev.
Speaker 2: I guess I'll just have to pull off this rare
Speaker 2: and historic victory all.
Speaker 1: By myself, just after this little hiccup. It is very different.
Speaker 2: Sitting here behind the microwaved microwave, it's already one.
Speaker 1: Sit alright, bring it home now, Joe Ster.
Speaker 3: Unfortunately, correct me if I'm wrong, no, no, no, correct me.
Speaker 3: If I'm wrong. If you say the wrong answer, you're done.
Speaker 3: You can't then jump.
Speaker 1: In with and you're still wrong. That makes it loll
Speaker 1: new for me, doesn't Its.
Speaker 2: Diary we also drill down on just how many times
Speaker 2: a week healthy couples play with their tree frogs.
Speaker 3: So I remember finding a little tree frog in the toilet.
Speaker 1: You, of course grew up on a farm.
Speaker 3: Yes, so there's frogs and all sorts of world and
Speaker 3: was all over the place, but this particular trade for
Speaker 3: I'm just remember, God, I need to show that half
Speaker 3: the show Dad and I remember going in and forcing
Speaker 3: the door open. Thing. It's so strange that there's.
Speaker 5: A chair blocking it.
Speaker 3: Got my way through and still didn't really understand what
Speaker 3: was going on. It was a frog because the frog
Speaker 3: was absolutely shocked out of it. Slash should have heard.
Speaker 7: It was like, incidentally, your dad was showing your mom
Speaker 7: from was.
Speaker 2: There were some near breakups on the show this week,
Speaker 2: us with sound guy Todd, who's actually putting this little
Speaker 2: diary together, after we falsely accused him of pronouncing the
Speaker 2: name of my Battle of the Banger's song wrong.
Speaker 3: It's a good song, yeah, it's a great tune. I'll
Speaker 3: give you that much. What I do love as well,
Speaker 3: because it's our sound guru, Todd, who's just in amongst
Speaker 3: the best to ever do it. Tod's a bit younger. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: And I've just got a feeling that Todd doesn't know
Speaker 3: Jimmy eat Well because he's titled it the Middle by
Speaker 3: Jimmy Eats World. Peish Jimmy entire world.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Turns out that was producer M's error. Sorry, Todd,
Speaker 1: you're a unit. Don't kill me.
Speaker 2: While I got mocked for making a very sweet revelation
Speaker 2: about my husband.
Speaker 1: Listens, my husband's my best friend.
Speaker 3: You know, all.
Speaker 1: Shut up over there.
Speaker 2: Well, Hazy, you simply couldn't marry up the buttons with
Speaker 2: my voice.
Speaker 3: If you were.
Speaker 1: Born on the eighth of any given month, on.
Speaker 2: The eighth, we didn't really coordinate you fading down the bed.
Speaker 1: If you want to do again, if.
Speaker 2: You were born on the eighth, so do.
Speaker 1: Our girl, Kayla, Kayla.
Speaker 2: It's all the unhinged friends of the show.
Speaker 1: And Hazy's little tree Frog go off this weekend.
Speaker 2: Kings and Queens, Oh My Love Jody.
Speaker 3: Two songs, two opportunities. There'll be one winner, and the
Speaker 3: opportunity is a chance to start your Friday right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so just have a little thing about what song
Speaker 2: is going to get you up and about this Friday morning.
Speaker 2: We're going to play it in around half an hour's time.
Speaker 2: You just need to jump on the Jody and Hazy
Speaker 2: Instagram page and.
Speaker 1: Cast your vote.
Speaker 3: Okay for Jodie her selection this week. I mean there's
Speaker 3: two old school songs only we could say not a
Speaker 3: fresh shit. They're both throwbacks, but two good songs, I
Speaker 3: will say that.
Speaker 2: And my song, which is from jim Jimmy Eat World,
Speaker 2: the sentiment behind it. I googled the meaning. It says,
Speaker 2: you don't fit in with the cool kids and you
Speaker 2: don't play their games, but why should you write? So
Speaker 2: that was the motivation behind this song?
Speaker 3: Oh that was you? Oh no, you're a nerve back
Speaker 3: and tagging. I knew there was going to be some
Speaker 3: sort of heartfelt meaning behind this song.
Speaker 1: Don't raise the emotional trauma. That was me not being
Speaker 1: very popular in New Semina. I turned things around though.
Speaker 3: Yeah this was a gay yeah. I mean, if you
Speaker 3: used to get wedgies back at school, turn this up.
Speaker 3: We've all been there. But if you were the person
Speaker 3: giving the WEDG. Yeah, not the we.
Speaker 1: So you mean the bully.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this song, this is a bully free zame. But
Speaker 3: what I will say, I be pushing it to all
Speaker 3: week chokes. My song can't stop from the Red Hot
Speaker 3: Chili Peppers. I'm pushing a movement in r HCP O
Speaker 3: N yeah, and of course that is normalized Red Hot
Speaker 3: Chili Peppers on nov. Okay, we can make this a thing.
Speaker 3: I don't hate that.
Speaker 1: Do we have a score update? Just some sort of
Speaker 1: idea about.
Speaker 6: How can you do it?
Speaker 3: I don't know the specific scores, but last time I checked,
Speaker 3: you had a little bit of a lead by about
Speaker 3: ten to fifteen votes, okay, which is quite surprising. Can
Speaker 3: we just bring in news reader Abby just for a second,
Speaker 3: as if you voted.
Speaker 5: I haven't actually I just thought about that. Then I haven't.
Speaker 3: Yet well abscribed the movement.
Speaker 4: But see, the thing is right because I'm going to
Speaker 4: annoy one of you by not voting for you. So
Speaker 4: I have two Instagram accounts. I have my personal one
Speaker 4: on my business.
Speaker 5: One little burner account. Yeah it's not a burner accounts,
Speaker 5: it's actually a legit business.
Speaker 4: But I go and use either or or are you
Speaker 4: go and use both so that you guys can't yell
Speaker 4: at me and they're like, you betrayed me.
Speaker 5: Yeah right, because I'm smart.
Speaker 3: Yeah, business account, but when you look at it, there's
Speaker 3: no profile picture and it's just a whole bunch of numbers,
Speaker 3: and boy, oh boy, is that account hurtsome abuse.
Speaker 4: And messages to people saying hello, I'm interested in buying
Speaker 4: something from you, but you give me your bank account
Speaker 4: details first.
Speaker 3: Abbey is a secret Nigerian prince.
Speaker 2: So you haven't voted this Weekend Weekly, not yet, but
Speaker 2: I'll jump on now.
Speaker 1: Well, abstinence isn't normally your thing, so.
Speaker 4: What is it that's interesting of me? I've just been
Speaker 4: so busy, guys influencing.
Speaker 3: All right, two options the middle by Jimmy World or
Speaker 3: can't stop by the Red Hot Chili Peppers. Jump on
Speaker 3: jode In Hazy, cast your votes. We're going to announce
Speaker 3: the winner at eight o'clock and coming up very very soon,
Speaker 3: Joe's I need to tell you about a Golden Retriever
Speaker 3: who's a very good boy, just set a brand new
Speaker 3: Guinness World record.
Speaker 2: Good boy, because I see you as like the resident
Speaker 2: little Team Golden retriever.
Speaker 3: I've tried. I've tried to do what this retriever's done. You, yeah,
Speaker 3: can't get anywhere near it. Jose, I post a question before,
Speaker 3: how many tennis balls can you fit in your mouth?
Speaker 1: I wouldn't have thought one, and.
Speaker 3: You came back and said three, which I thought was
Speaker 3: quite unbelievable. So well done. But that is nothing compared
Speaker 3: to one of the best Golden retrievers on the planet
Speaker 3: at Finny Boy Malloy. He's a Golden retriever from New
Speaker 3: York City. He has the Guinness World Record for most
Speaker 3: tennis balls in his mouth.
Speaker 5: Oh good boy, Finny good boy, you can fit six
Speaker 5: in there.
Speaker 3: No, oh, my very goodness, it's outrageous. Six tennis balls
Speaker 3: in his mouth, so, which is just outrageous. So he
Speaker 3: became the official world record holder in twenty twenty, but
Speaker 3: he had to wait all this time to get his
Speaker 3: paws and a Guinness World Record with his title officially
Speaker 3: inside the book. That's unbelievab that's amazing. Then that is
Speaker 3: a skill in itself. So thirteen twenty four to ten.
Speaker 3: And if it's not your pets, maybe it's you. What's
Speaker 3: your special skill? Everyone's got something everybody on this planet.
Speaker 3: I reckon has some sort of skill that you reckon
Speaker 3: separate you from the herd. Well.
Speaker 1: We'd love to hear from you.
Speaker 2: And we've got a one hundred and fifty dollars Zone
Speaker 2: bowling voucher to give away. But can you quickly show
Speaker 2: me a photo f any boy with the tennis balls in?
Speaker 2: It's him or hurt?
Speaker 3: I think it's a him little hymn. A Look, it's
Speaker 3: quite amazing, isn't it. You Just you're like, where do
Speaker 3: those tennis balls go? Maybe there's one or two sort
Speaker 3: of hiding up the back like real squirrel vibes doesn't
Speaker 3: need like a mountain.
Speaker 1: You can only physically see four of them, So where
Speaker 1: are the other two?
Speaker 3: That's a great question. Only finny boy McCoy, it's a
Speaker 3: true answer to that.
Speaker 1: How is he breathing?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Good points. I don't think he's holding it for hours
Speaker 3: and hours. But still it's a stunt in itself, and
Speaker 3: that good boy is officially in the Guinness Book of
Speaker 3: World Records. I'll kick you off here, Joe. What I
Speaker 3: can do? I can dislocate my thumb. I can dislocate
Speaker 3: my thumb and put it back in and that's through
Speaker 3: years and years of trauma.
Speaker 1: That's disgusting.
Speaker 3: For a good season out of the ponds, stop, I
Speaker 3: dislocated it early, and instead of going to a doctor
Speaker 3: and potentially missing five or six weeks, so I would
Speaker 3: just genuinely ignore the paint. And sometimes I couldn't feel
Speaker 3: it to the point I'm like, I'm not even sure
Speaker 3: it's attached to anything.
Speaker 1: Can you stop doing it?
Speaker 3: But now we've got some sort of feeling back and
Speaker 3: some sort of connection with ligament, et cetera. I can
Speaker 3: make it go in and out.
Speaker 2: I've got a real finger thing, like you know, you
Speaker 2: know when people are on the blocks at the Olympics
Speaker 2: and their fingers end back. I can't watch that. So
Speaker 2: let alone what you're doing to me right now. Can
Speaker 2: you cease and desist or I won't work with you
Speaker 2: anymore if you keep doing it.
Speaker 3: I don't think any like that a threat has ever
Speaker 3: injured their finger on the starting blocks?
Speaker 2: Well, no, I know, but I don't. I don't like
Speaker 2: fingers bending back. I've got a real thing about it.
Speaker 3: You don't get nervous about that. I've also got some
Speaker 3: other schools for you. I can actually do animal impressions,
Speaker 3: incredible animal impressions. What do you want a dog?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 3: Please already Yep, that's pretty good.
Speaker 2: That's so good, particularly given your mouth didn't I can
Speaker 2: do a care yez.
Speaker 1: You're amazing.
Speaker 3: What about you?
Speaker 2: So I don't think you know this about me, But
Speaker 2: when I was a small child, I was a jump
Speaker 2: rope for Heart Champion.
Speaker 3: So growing up in the heartland of Tasmania, why are
Speaker 3: we not surprised?
Speaker 2: So we actually went on a jump rope for hart
Speaker 2: Tour of Tasmania. We went round to all the schools
Speaker 2: all around the map.
Speaker 3: What signing autographs and take a papa.
Speaker 2: Also know well, my special trick was a front flip
Speaker 2: into the double Dutch.
Speaker 1: That was my specialty. And we got so good that
Speaker 1: we're on wind television.
Speaker 2: At one stage on a Saturday morning show, we did
Speaker 2: a little skipping demonstration. Well yeah, so if you had
Speaker 2: me a skipping rope right now, I can do up
Speaker 2: on unders, I can do triple unders, I can do
Speaker 2: it all.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Okay, there you go. You just know that there's
Speaker 3: no skipping rope within about three kilometers, So you're say,
Speaker 3: because if I've pulled out a skipping rope right now
Speaker 3: and give me one of those front flips into a
Speaker 3: double dutch whatever it is. Yeah, I'm just not sure.
Speaker 2: I never said I could do a front flip for anymore,
Speaker 2: but I can definitely do double.
Speaker 1: Dutch, thank you very much. Send a producer over to
Speaker 1: Rebel Sport.
Speaker 5: I'll do it.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's a really good skill. But those skill stage.
Speaker 1: Oh seven, it's not open shame.
Speaker 3: That's such a shame, isn't it. Yeah, it's okay, we'll
Speaker 3: make it happen. Remember this, we'll do it again next week.
Speaker 3: Your special skill what I got?
Speaker 2: Also, I've had four children now, so the pelvic floor
Speaker 2: ain't what she used to be. So I don't know
Speaker 2: if handing miss skipping rope is going to be a
Speaker 2: good thing for anyone involved.
Speaker 3: What separates you from the herd? What's your special skill
Speaker 3: that maybe you pull out at parties. Maybe you just
Speaker 3: pull it out to spark a conversation. Maybe you do
Speaker 3: it to try, and I don't know, attract a lady
Speaker 3: back in the day never worked the old Guess what
Speaker 3: I can do. I can dislocate my thumb. Yeah, but
Speaker 3: still you've got to be in the winter.
Speaker 1: Because that's not attractive to make that right.
Speaker 3: Now, we're talking about Finny Boy malloy. Have a look
Speaker 3: at him on Instagram. Cheese. He's a handsome young character.
Speaker 1: Yeh.
Speaker 3: He's a Golden Retriever from New York. He has forty
Speaker 3: seven thousand followers and he's just even though it happened
Speaker 3: a couple of years ago, officially being inducted into the
Speaker 3: Guinness World Records for most tennis balls fitted in his
Speaker 3: mouth with a total of six sall edge, good boy?
Speaker 1: Can you come here, Rubbie Belly?
Speaker 3: So we put it out there on thirty and twenty fourteen.
Speaker 3: What's your special skill? It separates you from the herd?
Speaker 3: What's your party trip? Yeah, let's go to Joe. Joe.
Speaker 3: You come to us from Yorks? Yeah yeah, jeez, God's country,
Speaker 3: right yeah, beautiful country.
Speaker 1: Okay, Joe, watch you hidden talent?
Speaker 6: Okay, So I can stuck my tongue back on the
Speaker 6: top of my mouth to make it sound like a
Speaker 6: champagne bottle going off. All right, here we go, all right, ready, yep,
Speaker 6: your tongue. A lot of people can't do it.
Speaker 1: No, not really, just one more joke? Can it one more?
Speaker 6: Yep?
Speaker 3: That's good. It's good. Like a mini Brenton Ragless can
Speaker 3: friend it's cracked another one. He's actually very good at it.
Speaker 1: Matt from Salisbury North, Good morning, Matt, good morning.
Speaker 3: Now are you?
Speaker 1: We're great? Thank you? What's your special talent?
Speaker 3: So I can sort of drop my shoulder out of
Speaker 3: out of its joint? Yes, that's what we're talking about. Hey,
Speaker 3: let me let me guess, Matt. The ladies all love it. No,
Speaker 3: not at all.
Speaker 5: I'll tell you got me out of pea quite a
Speaker 5: few times.
Speaker 2: Yeah, although, why do you want to get out of
Speaker 2: pe that's the best subject?
Speaker 1: Yeah? When you when you're young, I guess you want
Speaker 1: to get out of the subjects you can.
Speaker 5: Get out of.
Speaker 3: You just do what you need to do. I guess, Hey, Matt,
Speaker 3: how did it come from? Where did you first?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 3: Did you originally dissccate it really badly? You just never
Speaker 3: got a proper shoulder reconstruction? What happened?
Speaker 2: Ah?
Speaker 1: I think it's going up. You always just find things
Speaker 1: you can do, like I can bring my thumb, my
Speaker 1: thumbs get back.
Speaker 3: We should hell, are you.
Speaker 1: To be able to suck my stomach and so that
Speaker 1: it's sort of went up and find my.
Speaker 3: Red and you could just see the two abdominal muscles.
Speaker 5: There's lots of funny thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he Matt, you're my guy.
Speaker 1: Matt had a lot of time on his own as
Speaker 1: a child. Good on you, Matt. Thank you so much.
Speaker 3: We've got a genuine instant connection with Matt.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, but I am going to give the Zone
Speaker 2: bowling voucher to to Joe. That's one hundred and fifty
Speaker 2: dollars own bowling voucher coming your way, Joe.
Speaker 1: Well done. I think you should celebrate with some champagne.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 6: My birthday tomorrow, Oh, I think I will have a
Speaker 6: bout of stampagne.
Speaker 3: Go on, please please pop a bottle for us right now.
Speaker 6: Well I'm at work now, so maybe that's not good.
Speaker 2: We didn't mean a physical bottle, Joe. We just meant
Speaker 2: make the sound, that's.
Speaker 6: All we Yeah, you are right. Here we go the.
Speaker 3: Bangers. Yeah, nothing divides two people more than a genuine
Speaker 3: competition and fight for supremacy for Battle of the.
Speaker 1: Bangers, two songs going head to head.
Speaker 2: We get you to jump on the Jody and Hazy
Speaker 2: Instagram page and vote Kamaga.
Speaker 1: Josh joins us in the studio.
Speaker 2: Good morning, guys morning two very excellent songs as well.
Speaker 3: I don't think anyone can be upset. Credit where credits to?
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm happy if other song wins, to be
Speaker 3: honest with you, Yeah, and really do I say that
Speaker 3: because what burns my soul even more is when I
Speaker 3: lose Battle of the Bangers. But it's a putrid song
Speaker 3: that Jody's selected. But then the other flip side of
Speaker 3: that is that the people have voted for it. So
Speaker 3: I don't want to offend Jody and everyone else. So
Speaker 3: usually I just keep my mouth shut, but this time
Speaker 3: I spoke, and it's too late for me to dump
Speaker 3: what I just said. So here we are. Oh you
Speaker 3: better hope you win. Why don't you just stop talking,
Speaker 3: champion while you're so far behind?
Speaker 1: Oh god, myself, you just champed yourself.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, That's where I'm at, all right? Hey,
Speaker 3: do you want to hit that drum roll with the middle?
Speaker 7: That song?
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, it's never been done? Is everyone sick?
Speaker 1: What's happening to?
Speaker 3: The double congratulation shows? But credit work, credits tree, absolutely
Speaker 3: outstanding song.
Speaker 2: Turn that up to the highest volume that you have
Speaker 2: please the winner.
Speaker 3: This week's Battle of the banger. Is that Jimmy eat
Speaker 3: World the middle A little done? You tell me you've
Speaker 3: got the time? Magine's on this daisy. You have nothing
Speaker 3: to see here, nothing to see all? Hang on. Second,
Speaker 3: it's Friday.
Speaker 1: Let's done.
Speaker 3: If you've had a week that was last season, get
Speaker 3: over it? Hey Today ac coincidentally is World Smile Day.
Speaker 1: Oh that's nice.
Speaker 3: Each and every year sixth of October we get right
Speaker 3: in then amongst it, so turn that frown upside down.
Speaker 3: Two thousand and one, Starbucks open its first store in Melbourne.
Speaker 3: There was their first Aussie store, So Starbucks, obviously in
Speaker 3: an absolute institution in America, of course, is anyone genuinely
Speaker 3: craving Starbucks kids.
Speaker 1: That's how parents get sucked in.
Speaker 2: It's the kids because they do all these like drinks
Speaker 2: with cream and flavoring and everything that sucked the kids in.
Speaker 2: And then poor old mums like I just want a
Speaker 2: skinny cappuchinnel. I don't want to have to wait for
Speaker 2: half an hour to make a frappuccino.
Speaker 3: Frappucino. I don't think I've ever ordered or consumed anything
Speaker 3: with frappolding in it from a coffee place.
Speaker 1: Hope not and I hope you never do.
Speaker 3: Yeah, me too. Twenty ten, Instagram launched in the US
Speaker 3: via the App Store. You thought, oh, this has got potential.
Speaker 1: See where they go?
Speaker 3: That's coming quite on, hasn't it just a little startup? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Like I see how long they last?
Speaker 3: I remember at the time being like, what's just about it?
Speaker 3: Just photos? Who cares? What's the point?
Speaker 2: Next minute, millions of people around the world are lining
Speaker 2: up for the latest iPhone whatever.
Speaker 3: Exactly thirteen years later, I've devoted maybe years of my
Speaker 3: life just scrolling my screen by Instagram. Two thousand and three,
Speaker 3: Al Schwartzen there became the governor of California. Yeah he did.
Speaker 3: He's doing a great job to just governing things.
Speaker 1: Is he still? Is he still a governor?
Speaker 3: I think so?
Speaker 2: Is not?
Speaker 3: He's not great job that really led the Promised Land
Speaker 3: into a good direction. Yeah. A number one song on
Speaker 3: October six, two thousand and eight, Womanizer by Britney.
Speaker 2: Spears manasm womannasm woman Manasa.
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's just link that back to Instagram and right now,
Speaker 3: Britney Spears and her work on Instagram is just awful.
Speaker 2: And she's the reason why you've been attached to your.
Speaker 1: I phone from the last two years just watching.
Speaker 3: Actually quite the opposite. She's the reason I'm on a
Speaker 3: social media bank because my eyes are bleeding. What about
Speaker 3: you just chelling a few of your little Lessian vites? Yeah,
Speaker 3: I am.
Speaker 2: Sometimes you rub off on me, unfortunately, But Eddie maguire
Speaker 2: has become involved in a slanging match with Extra Long
Speaker 2: star Jimmy Bartel over a song choice at the mcg
Speaker 2: during the Grand Final. Okay, so this is what happens
Speaker 2: at the Gabba. Every time Charlie Cameron kicks a goal.
Speaker 2: There is a particular song that blares through the speakers
Speaker 2: and it gets everyone up and about s.
Speaker 3: And the gabbage goes off its face. Yeah, like Charlie's
Speaker 3: kicking another one. We're rapping about we'll play in a
Speaker 3: Grand Final this year. You just watch.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And so they did play in a Grand Final
Speaker 2: and they decided to play that song at the start
Speaker 2: of the second quarter and what happens. Charlie kicks a
Speaker 2: couple bang bang bang. Next minute, Eddie's like, oh, the
Speaker 2: should be playing that song. So he got into it
Speaker 2: with Jimmy Bartel over the song choice at the g
Speaker 2: Take a listen.
Speaker 3: Hitty maguire sticking up for Colin Weird what why are
Speaker 3: you doing it? Are you kidding? Why would you? Boot
Speaker 3: Road would be the equivalent of playing good old Collingwood forever. No,
Speaker 3: it's no mate, you are kidding. You saw what happened.
Speaker 3: We're on top, they're flat.
Speaker 5: You ayn't worried that. You think the seconds the ball?
Speaker 3: Who's the song for? You've got to appreciate his enthusiasm passion.
Speaker 2: He was right though, because next minute Charlie's up about
Speaker 2: kicks a couple and Brisbane are right in.
Speaker 3: It, absolutely on board for a little unlikely Grand Final victory.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it just begs the question.
Speaker 2: On thirteen twenty four to ten, give score or get
Speaker 2: involved in the text line O full double O nine
Speaker 2: one nine nine one nine.
Speaker 1: If if you.
Speaker 2: Were fortunate enough to kick a goal in a Grand
Speaker 2: Final at the MCG, what song do you want to
Speaker 2: follow that?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Because the big fellow Joe Danaher, he channel's a
Speaker 3: bit of frozen, doesn't he?
Speaker 5: Let it go from a thro So the Gabba goes
Speaker 5: off to that song.
Speaker 4: Can I just say I've been to a few games
Speaker 4: and let it Go comes on and you get up
Speaker 4: and you sing your little lights out. Yeah right, except
Speaker 4: for all the parents who just want to you know,
Speaker 4: there are a few going hands in heads? Why why?
Speaker 3: But escape? Yeah? What do you going with? What do
Speaker 3: you got? Well, there's you kick your unlikely goal from
Speaker 3: the full back.
Speaker 2: There's an earworm song that I just could not get
Speaker 2: out of my head yesterday, and I just think it
Speaker 2: would get the crowd really up and about.
Speaker 3: Way to ruin the vibe, way to soften up the contest.
Speaker 3: What's going on? That's your theme song?
Speaker 1: Goodness me, we all know what yours is? Yeah, you
Speaker 1: go to every single time.
Speaker 3: It's easy, isn't it. He's kicked a goal from seventy two. However,
Speaker 3: it's like it's happened for the first time. He's kicked
Speaker 3: the goal and for the first time, Hinda's got a
Speaker 3: spin double nine nine nine or nine? What song would
Speaker 3: you celebrate? We'll go kicking a goal to what this
Speaker 3: from Laura Golf? You hot? She said, I love that
Speaker 3: song from end or okay, see just to get the
Speaker 3: guys up in the bat. Yeah, as everyone trots back
Speaker 3: to their positions, like I think I hear the post,
Speaker 3: but it doesn't matter. They're not going to review it.
Speaker 3: We spoke about Commander as well, Command of the Dog
Speaker 3: who's in the White House or as we call it
Speaker 3: now the Bite House, who has now officially been evicted
Speaker 3: after biting twelve people. So we actually texted through as well,
Speaker 3: did he Yeah, he said this would be my song
Speaker 3: another one.
Speaker 2: Command and also like how commander is texting with those
Speaker 2: paws on an iPhone.
Speaker 3: Good work, out rageous stuff.
Speaker 1: Maybe he's doing voice to text.
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe watch this spat all right if you've got
Speaker 3: one textas throw boy for double nine one nine nine
Speaker 3: one nine June.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we've been playing girl anthems all week and that
Speaker 2: was another one that was your queue de call to
Speaker 2: come along and see experience the afl W at Alberton
Speaker 2: Oval this Saturday, so Port Adelaide taking on Sydney. We're
Speaker 2: going to take your VIP stuff, food drinks all on me.
Speaker 2: Naomi from Cheltenham. Are you keen to come? I sure
Speaker 2: and thank you? How good first twilight match for the
Speaker 2: afl W is going to be amazing, Naomi?
Speaker 6: Exactly?
Speaker 2: And you know what, how good because I rang as
Speaker 2: sooner the film came on, and then I always get
Speaker 2: this engaged signal and then regrets.
Speaker 6: You know that you could get through.
Speaker 3: And then I got through again, so very I'm feeling
Speaker 3: very lucky. How good Zap for Friday?
Speaker 6: Just work, doesn't exactly.
Speaker 1: I'll write a strongly worded letter to optus for you
Speaker 1: as well.
Speaker 3: Naomi, thank you, thank you. And I think it's just
Speaker 3: ten dollars. Juniors under eighteen are free. But you guys
Speaker 3: are going to have a hell of a time. Joe,
Speaker 3: it's well done.
Speaker 2: Wait, yeah, it's going to be so much fun. Girls
Speaker 2: afternoon out out to the footy. Hey, we do birthday
Speaker 2: Payday every.
Speaker 1: Morning at eight o'clock.
Speaker 2: All you have to do to participate is have a
Speaker 2: birthday and that's exactly what Chelsea did.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, what a monumental day for us.
Speaker 1: We are going to Chelsea from Salisbury Downs.
Speaker 6: Hi, how are you good?
Speaker 1: Thank you?
Speaker 2: Confirmed that you were in fact born on the seventeenth.
Speaker 3: Yes, I was, guys happening, go and stuff this up, Jos, Okay,
Speaker 3: choose the right mask please.
Speaker 1: Job we'll see. Were you born on the seventeenth of October?
Speaker 3: Yes, it's just fun. Oh my gosh, it just happens
Speaker 3: so frequently.
Speaker 1: What a week it's been. Andrew Hayes a big weekend, phenomenal.
Speaker 3: We've had a lot of fun alrights have a fantastic
Speaker 3: weekend and go off and go poor at the afl
Speaker 3: W