WEBVTT - Meet Poppy on debut! Where's Trish Gone? 0:00:00.320 --> 0:00:01.960 This is a nice surprise, isn't it. 0:00:01.960 --> 0:00:06.000 It is? Look, Trisha's away in China. I think we 0:00:06.040 --> 0:00:07.000 alluded to that last week. 0:00:07.040 --> 0:00:10.680 We just addressed that. I actually realized. Someone came up 0:00:10.720 --> 0:00:13.720 to me last night and said, oh, yeah, how's Trish going? 0:00:13.760 --> 0:00:16.040 Where's Trisha? And I said she's in China, and they said, 0:00:16.079 --> 0:00:18.280 what you're doing in China? I actually got no idea. 0:00:18.560 --> 0:00:21.200 I realized last night. I have no idea what Trish 0:00:21.320 --> 0:00:22.920 is in China. Let me just leave that. 0:00:23.120 --> 0:00:26.280 I think that's probably for the best. I think it is, too, 0:00:26.480 --> 0:00:28.320 do you know what I mean? Well, she's this, and 0:00:28.440 --> 0:00:30.240 I think she's buying furniture for the house. 0:00:30.320 --> 0:00:31.159 Okay, I don't know. 0:00:31.160 --> 0:00:32.560 Why furniture in China is better. 0:00:32.640 --> 0:00:35.720 I think she must be. I think there's like an 0:00:35.760 --> 0:00:38.080 app or something like that. I think it's in a 0:00:38.320 --> 0:00:40.520 Chinese exclusive app. I think she's been seeing someone. 0:00:41.920 --> 0:00:43.000 Yeah, right, Okay. 0:00:43.479 --> 0:00:46.159 So we've got obviously no Trish, and we wanted a 0:00:46.159 --> 0:00:49.040 female perspective on and we've been asking Jim to do 0:00:49.080 --> 0:00:52.720 this jump in sometimes Jack's partner, Jack's spouse, and she 0:00:52.840 --> 0:00:57.240 refuses it. So we've got the next man up, next 0:00:57.240 --> 0:01:03.680 woman up. Sorry, she's a wonderful lady. She's beautiful, She's 0:01:03.760 --> 0:01:05.199 my whate bodacious? 0:01:05.240 --> 0:01:07.280 Is that like, you know, like I'm going to google 0:01:07.280 --> 0:01:08.399 that just to try and. 0:01:10.600 --> 0:01:10.800 Hope. 0:01:11.920 --> 0:01:16.640 She's my sweetie pie, She's my sugar plum, Poppy Rainbow Bolts. 0:01:17.040 --> 0:01:20.279 You are welcome to the podcast. It's very. 0:01:22.200 --> 0:01:25.640 Ready. You know I need to say you, Matthew. Bodacious 0:01:25.760 --> 0:01:28.920 is an informal adjective meaning remarkable, out and out or 0:01:29.000 --> 0:01:30.360 impressively attractive. 0:01:32.640 --> 0:01:35.360 Just leave the attractive off the end because that sounds wrong, 0:01:35.440 --> 0:01:42.440 but yes, you are a remarkable that now. Absolutely you're 0:01:42.480 --> 0:01:45.200 bodacious in a certain way. 0:01:45.600 --> 0:01:48.000 That's got to that's that's your track record of saying 0:01:48.000 --> 0:01:49.600 that about our partners, that they're both. 0:01:51.600 --> 0:01:54.800 Please ignore everything he's going to say, Poppy. May I 0:01:54.920 --> 0:01:57.160 just congratulate you with your performance on the weekend. You 0:01:57.240 --> 0:02:01.360 play n aflfil W for g W West. A lot 0:02:01.360 --> 0:02:05.760 of letters there, a lot of letters. My big upset 0:02:06.120 --> 0:02:08.320 knocked over the West Coast Eagles and may I say 0:02:08.680 --> 0:02:09.520 you are a machine? 0:02:09.800 --> 0:02:12.960 She is? It felt good. A lot of tension between 0:02:13.240 --> 0:02:15.679 us and that team and they made finals last year 0:02:16.040 --> 0:02:18.880 and were the girls only won two games. G W S. 0:02:19.200 --> 0:02:23.000 You just not to be controlling. Push that mic in 0:02:23.000 --> 0:02:24.680 a little bit closer to the Okay. 0:02:25.160 --> 0:02:26.040 That's so toxic. 0:02:28.200 --> 0:02:31.560 Have the some of your now probably plays in defense. 0:02:31.760 --> 0:02:34.520 People have to play mate. You must have saved their 0:02:34.560 --> 0:02:36.000 are about father six times? 0:02:36.560 --> 0:02:41.480 Oh thank you. No, I think it's a team effort. 0:02:41.520 --> 0:02:44.359 It wasn't just me, just take honestly. 0:02:44.639 --> 0:02:47.240 You look, we don't talk about a fl on this podcast. 0:02:47.320 --> 0:02:49.120 So like when Dad says that because Dad, you don't 0:02:49.120 --> 0:02:51.320 you don't watch my ChFL but you recorded it. 0:02:51.600 --> 0:02:54.399 I recorded the game that was so nice, and got 0:02:54.400 --> 0:02:58.000 home from the show. I saw your family friends in 0:02:58.040 --> 0:03:01.720 the audience and I said, how hou's Poppy going? And 0:03:01.720 --> 0:03:03.880 they're about to give me the scores? And don't give 0:03:03.880 --> 0:03:05.840 me the scorores. Don't spoiler alert me. 0:03:06.440 --> 0:03:06.919 But she did. 0:03:06.960 --> 0:03:10.400 You did very well, honey, congratulations great, great use. 0:03:10.240 --> 0:03:13.600 There to Matthew of the term spoiler alert. Don't spoiler 0:03:13.639 --> 0:03:15.480 alert spoiler. 0:03:15.520 --> 0:03:19.720 I let me, guys, you have a so look they're 0:03:19.760 --> 0:03:21.080 waiting for you to. 0:03:20.720 --> 0:03:25.560 My phone just dings there, just on Titan's duty. There 0:03:27.280 --> 0:03:29.880 what I've done for you here, Poppy, of just a 0:03:29.960 --> 0:03:32.560 list of things that we require you to do if 0:03:32.600 --> 0:03:36.560 you want to fill the seed of Trish okay number 0:03:36.600 --> 0:03:38.400 one and guys, you back me up here. Think if 0:03:38.400 --> 0:03:42.400 I've got this accurate, please talk over us, please please, 0:03:42.520 --> 0:03:45.360 I mean, particularly if it's Jack. He loves that he's 0:03:45.400 --> 0:03:47.080 about to come in with something. He'll be quite for 0:03:47.120 --> 0:03:49.160 a while to go and the moment of to come 0:03:49.200 --> 0:03:49.800 in just talk. 0:03:50.080 --> 0:03:51.880 It is always it always happens to be Jack, because 0:03:51.960 --> 0:03:54.400 Jack's always like, yeah, he's made a few words and 0:03:54.480 --> 0:03:57.400 then he finally is about to oh, I got something 0:03:57.400 --> 0:03:59.640 to say. Here goes to say something and Trish just 0:03:59.640 --> 0:04:00.400 boom cut him. 0:04:00.920 --> 0:04:06.480 Also the furthest away. 0:04:08.080 --> 0:04:10.920 When Jack comes back at you okay and says what 0:04:11.040 --> 0:04:13.560 you know, basically what we want you to do there 0:04:13.880 --> 0:04:17.600 is withdraw and just sit there passively aggressive, just sort 0:04:17.600 --> 0:04:20.120 of just stewing, you know what I mean. That's very good. 0:04:20.440 --> 0:04:21.240 Angry, go silent. 0:04:21.400 --> 0:04:23.520 And then when we'll do finally we'll have one more 0:04:23.560 --> 0:04:24.920 sort of shot and like, come on, what are you 0:04:25.040 --> 0:04:28.800 doing there? She'll actually storm out storm back in with 0:04:28.920 --> 0:04:31.520 a joke that is not only not funny, but she 0:04:31.600 --> 0:04:35.280 actually bursts into laughter as she's delivering the punchline, which 0:04:35.320 --> 0:04:37.719 is inaudible. So if you can do those. 0:04:37.600 --> 0:04:41.840 Things, be really much appreciated, can you? 0:04:41.880 --> 0:04:44.080 Because we just spoke about you playing for g WSLAM 0:04:44.160 --> 0:04:46.039 because it was your club debut, not your debut in 0:04:46.080 --> 0:04:50.280 the afl W. But I can you tell so that 0:04:50.680 --> 0:04:53.839 she's met Joey, she's met the great Andrew Andrew John's. 0:04:53.880 --> 0:04:55.599 We took her over there to see Joey in the 0:04:55.640 --> 0:04:59.040 family not long ago, and Joey's he scrolls on Instagram 0:04:59.080 --> 0:05:02.719 a lot, so he's obviously scene. Oh, Poppy's having a 0:05:02.800 --> 0:05:05.400 club debut this week, and he sent you a message, 0:05:05.440 --> 0:05:05.680 can you? 0:05:05.760 --> 0:05:05.960 Yeah? 0:05:06.000 --> 0:05:08.520 What did he read out? What the message was? Now, 0:05:08.560 --> 0:05:09.440 I don't know whether he'd had. 0:05:09.360 --> 0:05:11.159 A few It was a Wednesday night as well, it. 0:05:11.200 --> 0:05:12.560 Was Wednesday night. I don't know whether he had a 0:05:12.560 --> 0:05:13.839 few drinks or something. 0:05:13.880 --> 0:05:16.960 He said he was very tight, Yeah apparently. 0:05:17.640 --> 0:05:20.200 But he like had a little bit of a like 0:05:20.360 --> 0:05:25.120 costly spell error which which just made a little bit uncomfortable. 0:05:25.080 --> 0:05:28.360 Stuper uncomfortable. Wednesday at nine pm, he said, good luck 0:05:28.360 --> 0:05:33.720 on your debut, Poopy every minute of it. Thanks, Joey, 0:05:33.720 --> 0:05:36.560 appreciate it. Poopy better not be a new nickname. Ha 0:05:36.680 --> 0:05:39.960 ha ha ha. Didn't have my glasses on. What an idiot. 0:05:42.200 --> 0:05:46.240 Then he goes to proceed to comment on your Instagram. 0:05:45.720 --> 0:05:48.119 To call it poopy. Call it poopy again. 0:05:48.880 --> 0:05:50.960 I've got bullied in primary school for that. 0:05:54.200 --> 0:05:56.839 Let him think that now, poopy. 0:05:57.320 --> 0:06:00.000 So you're born in cans No, I was born in England. 0:06:00.040 --> 0:06:04.200 Oh, you're born in newcastleupon Time. Yes, so your Jordie 0:06:04.560 --> 0:06:06.640 and your mom and dad both are Olympians. 0:06:06.920 --> 0:06:09.920 Yeah, they were both Olympians. Dad represented Switzerland and mum 0:06:10.000 --> 0:06:10.960 represented Great Britain. 0:06:11.400 --> 0:06:11.800 How good. 0:06:11.839 --> 0:06:14.240 Thanks for keeping on theme there too with your outfit, Matthew. 0:06:14.480 --> 0:06:16.440 H Well, that's the reason why I've come dressed in 0:06:16.440 --> 0:06:19.240 black and white as a support for you, Jordie like 0:06:19.640 --> 0:06:22.560 I was. Is that with the Jeordi colors, there's Newcastle 0:06:22.600 --> 0:06:26.360 pon Time colors. Yes. So what I've done for you, Pooby, 0:06:26.720 --> 0:06:29.960 I've done the top five Jordie's, my favorite five Jeordie's 0:06:29.960 --> 0:06:32.320 of all time. Now you be on that list now. 0:06:32.400 --> 0:06:34.600 But I've just didn't you know, I didn't put you 0:06:34.640 --> 0:06:39.200 on the just strike number one, the late Kevin Keegan 0:06:40.000 --> 0:06:42.240 man and we rang your mum. You guys didn't know 0:06:42.240 --> 0:06:44.000 who Kevin Keegan was. And I told you to ring 0:06:44.040 --> 0:06:46.599 your mum and say ken because I know I. 0:06:46.800 --> 0:06:49.919 Was my hero yeah, Kevin Keegan, who do you played for? 0:06:49.960 --> 0:06:51.120 Soccer player, played. 0:06:50.839 --> 0:06:53.040 For played for Liverpool, played for Hamburg and. 0:06:53.040 --> 0:06:56.880 Newcastle and dad. When you found out, when you found 0:06:56.880 --> 0:06:59.400 out Poppy was a Jeordie, you went, oh pretty sad 0:06:59.440 --> 0:07:02.279 news through the okay, and she goes, oh what Kevin Keegan? 0:07:02.560 --> 0:07:03.240 She goes, who the hell? 0:07:03.480 --> 0:07:03.600 Vin? 0:07:04.640 --> 0:07:07.480 Nonetheless number two, one of my favorite singers of all time. 0:07:07.680 --> 0:07:11.080 What a voice. Paul Young? You know Paul Young is yeah, 0:07:11.720 --> 0:07:14.280 you know, you don't, you don't, Okay, living in the 0:07:14.320 --> 0:07:17.080 love of the common people, wherever I lay my hat 0:07:17.520 --> 0:07:22.680 all those uh. Number three, Bobby Charlton, This is tye 0:07:22.840 --> 0:07:26.000 Jimmy Bobby Charlton. Of course he was soo posby Bodes. Yeah, 0:07:26.360 --> 0:07:29.800 legendary Manchester United player and England player. And uh and 0:07:29.880 --> 0:07:33.400 Jimmy Nale as well. Jimmy Nal, it's ty Jimmy Nale 0:07:33.560 --> 0:07:35.880 was an actor and he also had a one hit, 0:07:35.960 --> 0:07:38.520 one hit wonder. I don't want nobody else. 0:07:39.000 --> 0:07:43.280 She's laying no, no, you really like showing your age? Is 0:07:43.680 --> 0:07:47.440 snooky snooky from Jordy Short. Sure, yeah, she's up there. 0:07:47.520 --> 0:07:49.000 Jordie Smith Jeordie Smith. 0:07:48.880 --> 0:07:55.080 Never heard never Uh. Number number four I've gone Brian Johnson. 0:07:55.640 --> 0:07:59.720 They said, Brian Johnson. Yeah he was. Actually he's not 0:07:59.800 --> 0:08:02.560 only from Newcastle. He played in a band called Jeordie. 0:08:02.840 --> 0:08:04.120 Isn't Brian Johnson Scottish? 0:08:04.640 --> 0:08:04.800 No? 0:08:04.880 --> 0:08:07.120 No, no, he's from Newcastle, which sits right on the 0:08:07.160 --> 0:08:07.680 Scottish I. 0:08:07.680 --> 0:08:10.320 Think Bond Scott might have had Scottish ancestry. 0:08:10.600 --> 0:08:14.280 Bond Scott had Scottish ancestry, as did the Youngs. And 0:08:14.480 --> 0:08:17.680 my number one is the Great Gazer Paul Gas going. 0:08:17.840 --> 0:08:19.160 You know gazer is don't. 0:08:18.920 --> 0:08:20.040 You Gaza Gaza? 0:08:20.360 --> 0:08:24.320 Yeah, speaking Gary, I don't know. 0:08:24.480 --> 0:08:27.840 Okay, So you're basically all my favorite Jeordi's you've never 0:08:27.880 --> 0:08:28.520 heard of before? 0:08:29.240 --> 0:08:31.560 You know, Kevin Keegan now of course, yeah, my mum 0:08:31.600 --> 0:08:32.280 should be on there. 0:08:32.360 --> 0:08:35.280 Yeah, of course your mum's on the list as well. 0:08:35.320 --> 0:08:36.319 I just dropped that one. 0:08:36.440 --> 0:08:38.320 The hey do you want to? Should we tell them? 0:08:38.440 --> 0:08:38.560 Like? 0:08:38.960 --> 0:08:41.840 Because people always message me, how'd you guys meet? You 0:08:41.880 --> 0:08:44.320 got any sort of because you guys don't know this, 0:08:44.480 --> 0:08:48.840 but Poppy somewhat played hard to get with me for 0:08:48.880 --> 0:08:50.360 a very long, very very long time. 0:08:50.400 --> 0:08:50.880 I do. 0:08:53.160 --> 0:08:55.320 Some some are still playing hard to get. It's been 0:08:55.360 --> 0:09:01.240 eight years. You know who you are and straining white 0:09:01.320 --> 0:09:04.800 van again. But yeah, you left me on. Can you 0:09:04.840 --> 0:09:08.160 give the people reasoning behind sort of? Was it a 0:09:08.280 --> 0:09:10.240 you thought I was like a Derrek or you didn't 0:09:10.240 --> 0:09:11.679 want to sort of speak. 0:09:11.440 --> 0:09:14.319 To me, or you just just wasn't that interested. 0:09:14.040 --> 0:09:16.439 At the start? Oh that's hurtful. 0:09:17.520 --> 0:09:19.960 To be fair, You're only message in me. You were 0:09:20.000 --> 0:09:22.240 replying to like everything on Instagram like it was a 0:09:22.240 --> 0:09:26.720 bit much. That's a bit much everything everything, butto of 0:09:26.720 --> 0:09:30.200 the sunrise. This reminds me of you. 0:09:30.400 --> 0:09:41.160 You really, you are a gift from the embarrassment Gods. Okay, 0:09:42.080 --> 0:09:46.880 this sun rose reminds me of you. That is just brilliant. Please, Poppy, 0:09:47.040 --> 0:09:48.160 may I have one more? 0:09:49.920 --> 0:09:52.199 What else was? There was a few like things and. 0:09:52.160 --> 0:09:54.240 I was like, oh, bit of I remember you were 0:09:54.240 --> 0:09:56.400 at the racers one day and I was like, you 0:09:56.400 --> 0:10:00.160 want a horse tip or something? And it last. 0:10:02.040 --> 0:10:03.840 It took a photo of a horse that this reminds 0:10:03.880 --> 0:10:04.680 me so much of you. 0:10:06.720 --> 0:10:08.360 I did say that, Remember I said that to you? 0:10:08.440 --> 0:10:11.280 I think remember I said you had what did I 0:10:11.320 --> 0:10:13.319 say horse teeth? Was it? 0:10:13.559 --> 0:10:13.679 Oh? 0:10:13.760 --> 0:10:15.200 Yes, you did say I have horse teeth. 0:10:16.320 --> 0:10:18.960 Jesus Christ, Well, I think a horse has like they 0:10:19.040 --> 0:10:20.760 got nice teeth, you know what they're like apart from 0:10:20.800 --> 0:10:22.640 like as they get older they go a bit just 0:10:22.760 --> 0:10:23.280 colored than that. 0:10:23.360 --> 0:10:25.920 But John Ray Hadley tooth, Yeah, they got night like. 0:10:25.960 --> 0:10:29.240 They're perfectly like, they're thick and they're nice. Not the 0:10:29.360 --> 0:10:30.200 people like the teeth. 0:10:30.840 --> 0:10:33.520 I could be wrong, but horses fun fact, horses teeth 0:10:33.559 --> 0:10:36.480 don't stop growing, but they just continue to grind against 0:10:36.480 --> 0:10:37.319 each other. That's why they. 0:10:38.840 --> 0:10:39.040 Think. 0:10:40.240 --> 0:10:43.960 It's like when an immovable force meets a object something 0:10:44.000 --> 0:10:47.840 like that, and immovable force meets an immovable unstoppable force 0:10:47.880 --> 0:10:51.680 meets immovable object. So it's like they're growing, but they're 0:10:51.679 --> 0:10:54.600 grinding at the same rate, so it's just consistently stays 0:10:54.600 --> 0:10:59.840 at the same grinding away grind. You got that right, brow. 0:11:01.600 --> 0:11:04.120 Was anything poppy that surprised you about Cooper? Once you 0:11:04.200 --> 0:11:06.120 peel back those onion layers. 0:11:08.120 --> 0:11:12.559 Look, I don't care, you can be honest. 0:11:13.240 --> 0:11:15.719 No, Once I met you then it was sweet. I 0:11:15.800 --> 0:11:17.040 have to have that initial meeting. 0:11:17.160 --> 0:11:19.080 I remember she sent me a message like she left 0:11:19.080 --> 0:11:20.840 me sort of one because we were going to go 0:11:20.880 --> 0:11:22.640 on a date, and then she sort of brushed me 0:11:23.080 --> 0:11:26.960 and then she said she said too tired or something, 0:11:26.960 --> 0:11:29.240 and then sort of said, and then she was like, oh, 0:11:29.800 --> 0:11:32.320 you know, I don't think I'm ready for this, Like 0:11:32.400 --> 0:11:34.560 I feel like you seem like a great guy and 0:11:34.600 --> 0:11:36.960 we'll probably get along too well, and I don't think 0:11:36.960 --> 0:11:41.000 I'm ready for that. That sounds like the greatest And 0:11:41.040 --> 0:11:43.880 then I said, and then I said to her, what 0:11:44.080 --> 0:11:46.040 is I think I was drunk, so I went, that 0:11:46.120 --> 0:11:48.720 has to be the stupidest reason I've ever heard to 0:11:48.800 --> 0:11:51.000 not meet someone, the fact that you're going to along 0:11:51.040 --> 0:11:53.640 with them too well. I think she I think she 0:11:53.720 --> 0:11:55.160 sat it up for a few days and she kind 0:11:55.200 --> 0:11:58.079 of went, you know what, he's actually not wrong. And 0:11:58.120 --> 0:12:00.320 that's how I for all the people out of that's 0:12:00.320 --> 0:12:01.480 how I manipulated her. 0:12:01.600 --> 0:12:03.760 Well, can I just say something now? I think that 0:12:03.920 --> 0:12:07.040 is totally viable, Pobby, because you could be in a 0:12:07.040 --> 0:12:09.320 situation you go, you know what, I just don't need 0:12:09.400 --> 0:12:11.280 love in my life at the moment, and I'm afraid 0:12:11.280 --> 0:12:13.360 I'll get too I'll get on too old with that 0:12:13.440 --> 0:12:15.199 person and I don't need that my life. 0:12:15.320 --> 0:12:18.600 Is that accurate? Yeah? That was Cooper, like the how 0:12:18.920 --> 0:12:20.520 your mother I remember on that there used to be 0:12:20.559 --> 0:12:24.240 a there was a saying that Barney would say, awesome, 0:12:24.559 --> 0:12:27.400 can't get together with awesome because the awesomes will cancel 0:12:27.440 --> 0:12:28.000 each other out. 0:12:28.160 --> 0:12:30.280 Correct. Yeah, that's why I stat off for popping. 0:12:32.880 --> 0:12:35.800 Some stories over the course of the weekend. 0:12:36.080 --> 0:12:37.240 Yeah, you made a wedding. 0:12:37.320 --> 0:12:41.000 We had a wedding. Yeah, across the road domin Olane's wedding. 0:12:41.120 --> 0:12:45.120 Of course, our Scogomilio family love going to the Italian weddings. 0:12:45.280 --> 0:12:50.280 You do an Italian wedding, sick, it's awesome? 0:12:50.360 --> 0:12:51.120 Was it a hunter valley? 0:12:51.240 --> 0:12:53.000 Had an hunt of valley in my neck of the woods. 0:12:53.400 --> 0:12:55.200 So up there were some of my favorite people in 0:12:55.240 --> 0:13:00.320 my favorite place. And it was unusual because Dom is 0:13:01.160 --> 0:13:05.560 he's a quantum physicist. Dom's a legitimate genius. 0:13:05.880 --> 0:13:07.280 And the only thing I was saying, what does that 0:13:07.360 --> 0:13:10.560 job lead to quantum physicists? Do you even? Was that even? 0:13:10.600 --> 0:13:13.360 Do we know? Maybe going to send the things to space? 0:13:14.880 --> 0:13:16.040 I've actually got. 0:13:16.640 --> 0:13:18.360 What are you throwing them? Throwing a dart? 0:13:18.480 --> 0:13:19.559 Throwing a dart at your field? 0:13:19.640 --> 0:13:22.000 He also goes quite hart at the Indian Indian cricket 0:13:22.040 --> 0:13:22.680 fans on Reddit. 0:13:22.720 --> 0:13:24.840 I believe as well he does. Oh yeah, because he's 0:13:24.840 --> 0:13:27.800 an avid cricket like so he I think whenever they 0:13:27.800 --> 0:13:31.120 get beaten the cricket dom like, and he's a quantum physicist. Yeah, 0:13:31.160 --> 0:13:33.760 but he's yeah, he goes pretty. He fights the cause 0:13:33.760 --> 0:13:36.280 for the Australian cricket does against all the haters. 0:13:36.360 --> 0:13:39.960 Yes, he's been busy of late with after Bangladesh booters. 0:13:40.840 --> 0:13:45.920 But he's MC was an astrophysicist, which is another level again. 0:13:46.280 --> 0:13:48.839 So at most weddings you get to you get the MC. 0:13:48.960 --> 0:13:50.800 He goes up and it says things like Kouba di 0:13:50.880 --> 0:13:52.160 have just gone, oh yeah, I have a look at 0:13:52.160 --> 0:13:53.720 the ground mate to you. There's a good story about 0:13:53.720 --> 0:13:58.160 the room you shit himself once where the physicist was 0:13:58.160 --> 0:14:01.560 getting okay there like a sweating starting gainst. Okay, guys 0:14:01.720 --> 0:14:04.280 right out there. So there's two molecules right now one 0:14:04.640 --> 0:14:06.800 just go sit there. What the fuck? 0:14:08.080 --> 0:14:10.160 He's too smart for his own good. Yes, you can't 0:14:10.240 --> 0:14:12.880 have as smart. That's that's what's the beauty of a comedian. 0:14:13.080 --> 0:14:15.840 Because they're a lot of comedians I reckon. They're really 0:14:16.040 --> 0:14:18.880 they're really smart, but they're great at like you gotta 0:14:18.920 --> 0:14:21.920 dumb it down so it's generic enough where everyone understands 0:14:21.920 --> 0:14:23.720 it because you can't be too smart, and then no 0:14:23.760 --> 0:14:26.600 one understands the joke. It's not a good joke if 0:14:26.640 --> 0:14:28.080 you have to explain it everyone. 0:14:28.400 --> 0:14:31.400 I listened to an interesting podcast yesterday with our men 0:14:31.480 --> 0:14:33.360 Rob Schneider, and he was talking about comedy. 0:14:33.400 --> 0:14:36.600 You know who Rob Schneider, is you ever seen Oh? 0:14:36.640 --> 0:14:38.600 She hasn't seen any you know, like The water Boy 0:14:39.280 --> 0:14:40.760 and the guy goes you can do it. 0:14:41.040 --> 0:14:44.040 Look, I haven't watched that many movies. Yeah, I just 0:14:44.040 --> 0:14:44.640 don't have the time. 0:14:44.680 --> 0:14:46.560 What's the one where he changes the body with the girl? 0:14:47.000 --> 0:14:47.560 What's the one? 0:14:47.920 --> 0:14:48.080 Oh? 0:14:48.160 --> 0:14:49.760 Yeah, the sweet Yeah? 0:14:50.160 --> 0:14:50.360 Oh? 0:14:50.400 --> 0:14:52.600 What is that? It's like a Freaky Friday? 0:14:52.640 --> 0:14:56.040 Is it's a Freaky Friday? It's like that though, It's 0:14:56.120 --> 0:14:57.840 like it's the same sort of theme he. 0:14:57.880 --> 0:15:00.840 Was in there. He was big male jiggler, just big. 0:15:01.360 --> 0:15:05.240 The sequel Bench warmans Benforman's Gus Bus. 0:15:05.600 --> 0:15:08.520 Have you seen Stan Stand when he's he goes to 0:15:08.600 --> 0:15:12.360 jail big still yeah, and he like yeah, he learns 0:15:12.400 --> 0:15:15.720 like karate and then the wife actually ends up. Remember 0:15:15.720 --> 0:15:17.040 he gets out of jil and the wife's sleeping with 0:15:17.080 --> 0:15:22.360 the karate instructure. Tom Brady, Hey Brady, Tom, because that's 0:15:22.400 --> 0:15:26.640 Tom Brady's wife slept with the jiu jitsu or karate instructor. Yeah, 0:15:26.960 --> 0:15:28.360 just make sure I don't know what you know these days. 0:15:28.360 --> 0:15:33.000 A little deep Tom, a little deep cut for you. 0:15:33.040 --> 0:15:35.200 There too, was that the it was the Hot Chick, 0:15:35.360 --> 0:15:39.720 but movie hot Chick. He's the guy, and then the 0:15:39.800 --> 0:15:43.200 guy that actually plays that martial arts expert is the 0:15:43.680 --> 0:15:44.880 from the Kill Bill franchise. 0:15:44.960 --> 0:15:47.200 Bill is that Billy? That's Bill. 0:15:47.640 --> 0:15:49.600 He's talks about the critics how much the critics hate 0:15:49.600 --> 0:15:52.760 his movies, and he said that critic. One critic wrote 0:15:52.760 --> 0:15:56.720 something recently and went, when when Rob Snyder appears on 0:15:56.760 --> 0:16:00.320 the movie screen, you were looking at everything except Rob night. 0:16:00.680 --> 0:16:02.920 Oh really, he said, Yeah. 0:16:02.760 --> 0:16:04.280 What was the thing you were going to say about. 0:16:05.880 --> 0:16:07.880 He was talking about? He was just talking about punchlines 0:16:07.920 --> 0:16:09.640 and stuff like that, and how you times you're gonna 0:16:09.640 --> 0:16:12.120 look at the audience and judge and adjust things on 0:16:12.160 --> 0:16:14.400 the run, like you were saying about comedians really really funny, 0:16:14.440 --> 0:16:16.600 but sometimes going to dumb it down. Then I'll probably 0:16:16.600 --> 0:16:18.760 get into other audiences and go, oh okay, got to 0:16:18.800 --> 0:16:21.359 lift it up a little bit here. Yeah, having the barometer. 0:16:21.720 --> 0:16:23.880 It's a hard git. It's a hard job, I okon 0:16:23.880 --> 0:16:26.880 comedians to be like, in terms of getting scared, I reckon, 0:16:26.880 --> 0:16:29.720 it'd be the equivalent of almost like different, but the 0:16:29.800 --> 0:16:32.040 feeling before going into like a boxing ring in terms 0:16:32.080 --> 0:16:34.400 of nerves, because it's just you up there. You know, 0:16:34.960 --> 0:16:38.160 team sports different a team sport, like there's enough people 0:16:38.200 --> 0:16:41.200 around you where like you can kind of your nervousness 0:16:41.240 --> 0:16:44.320 can hide in amongst other people. But like boxing, I 0:16:44.320 --> 0:16:45.840 imagine you're sitting in there before a boxing ring, or 0:16:45.840 --> 0:16:49.120 you're sitting in the locker room or the backstage about 0:16:49.120 --> 0:16:51.800 to get out for stand up comedy, give me shit yourself. 0:16:51.960 --> 0:16:54.560 Well, they see him, they pump themselves up and have 0:16:54.560 --> 0:16:56.120 a rider at the back. Will the same with it? 0:16:56.240 --> 0:17:00.920 Like music, it's a performance. Jerry Seinfeld tells tells a joke, 0:17:00.960 --> 0:17:03.360 but it's true fact. They said, mate, they did. They 0:17:03.440 --> 0:17:06.720 surveyed a thousand people and said what are you most 0:17:06.760 --> 0:17:11.800 scared of? And they number two was death? I guess what. 0:17:11.880 --> 0:17:12.520 Number one was? 0:17:13.080 --> 0:17:13.720 Embarrassment? 0:17:14.000 --> 0:17:18.639 Public speaking, that's my public speaking was number one? Number 0:17:18.640 --> 0:17:19.639 two was death? 0:17:20.280 --> 0:17:22.719 Didn't I didn't? You know? What made me think? That 0:17:22.920 --> 0:17:25.480 was our uncle John. We've spoken about Uncle John pop 0:17:25.520 --> 0:17:28.520 you ever met him before. He's Trish's brother. He loves 0:17:28.560 --> 0:17:31.960 a bit of a yarn and loves a very obscure yarn. 0:17:32.400 --> 0:17:35.000 But then we got him. He didn't. He got up 0:17:35.000 --> 0:17:36.360 there to do his speech for his door, his wedding, 0:17:36.400 --> 0:17:39.480 and then I didn't realize how much he didn't want 0:17:39.520 --> 0:17:41.159 everyone at the same time to listen to him talk 0:17:41.200 --> 0:17:44.480 because he can talk, but public speaking. 0:17:44.200 --> 0:17:48.320 Horrific for a bloke who honestly can just talk the 0:17:48.440 --> 0:17:50.600 years off you. I can talk to the years off 0:17:50.640 --> 0:17:52.679 every person in the room, so long as it's one 0:17:52.720 --> 0:17:56.400 on one. As when he spoke to the collective audience, 0:17:57.000 --> 0:17:59.040 it was just it was just awful to watch. 0:17:59.160 --> 0:18:03.080 And he's like a pathological liar, so he is like well, 0:18:03.080 --> 0:18:04.720 I wouldn't say that he hates to him me tell it, 0:18:04.760 --> 0:18:08.280 but like like he'll anything. He's also a massive one upper. 0:18:08.440 --> 0:18:10.760 So if you're like I was out surfing today, you go, 0:18:10.840 --> 0:18:12.920 how big was it? And you go it was pretty big, 0:18:12.960 --> 0:18:14.119 Like it was like eight foot, and he goes, I 0:18:14.119 --> 0:18:17.480 was out yesterday twelve foot or remember, like he what 0:18:17.640 --> 0:18:17.920 was the. 0:18:18.960 --> 0:18:21.680 Favorite the most wedding of the most recent family wedding 0:18:21.760 --> 0:18:24.240 we had. I filmed him on my phone from underneath 0:18:24.640 --> 0:18:27.240 and he was like just out of nowhere. I know 0:18:27.359 --> 0:18:28.760 this is going to be good, so I'll film it. 0:18:29.040 --> 0:18:31.399 And he started talking about how his blood type is 0:18:31.440 --> 0:18:34.720 the most rarest blood type in the world and that 0:18:34.760 --> 0:18:36.840 he is like one of the he's like one of 0:18:36.920 --> 0:18:39.680 the rarest people in the world that are like he'll 0:18:39.680 --> 0:18:41.639 be sent to like around the world for people to 0:18:41.720 --> 0:18:43.439