Speaker 1: This is a nice surprise, isn't it.
Speaker 2: It is? Look, Trisha's away in China. I think we
Speaker 2: alluded to that last week.
Speaker 1: We just addressed that. I actually realized. Someone came up
Speaker 1: to me last night and said, oh, yeah, how's Trish going?
Speaker 1: Where's Trisha? And I said she's in China, and they said,
Speaker 1: what you're doing in China? I actually got no idea.
Speaker 1: I realized last night. I have no idea what Trish
Speaker 1: is in China. Let me just leave that.
Speaker 2: I think that's probably for the best. I think it is, too,
Speaker 2: do you know what I mean? Well, she's this, and
Speaker 2: I think she's buying furniture for the house.
Speaker 1: Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Why furniture in China is better.
Speaker 3: I think she must be. I think there's like an
Speaker 3: app or something like that. I think it's in a
Speaker 3: Chinese exclusive app. I think she's been seeing someone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, Okay.
Speaker 2: So we've got obviously no Trish, and we wanted a
Speaker 2: female perspective on and we've been asking Jim to do
Speaker 2: this jump in sometimes Jack's partner, Jack's spouse, and she
Speaker 2: refuses it. So we've got the next man up, next
Speaker 2: woman up. Sorry, she's a wonderful lady. She's beautiful, She's
Speaker 2: my whate bodacious?
Speaker 3: Is that like, you know, like I'm going to google
Speaker 3: that just to try and.
Speaker 1: Hope.
Speaker 2: She's my sweetie pie, She's my sugar plum, Poppy Rainbow Bolts.
Speaker 2: You are welcome to the podcast. It's very.
Speaker 3: Ready. You know I need to say you, Matthew. Bodacious
Speaker 3: is an informal adjective meaning remarkable, out and out or
Speaker 3: impressively attractive.
Speaker 1: Just leave the attractive off the end because that sounds wrong,
Speaker 1: but yes, you are a remarkable that now. Absolutely you're
Speaker 1: bodacious in a certain way.
Speaker 2: That's got to that's that's your track record of saying
Speaker 2: that about our partners, that they're both.
Speaker 1: Please ignore everything he's going to say, Poppy. May I
Speaker 1: just congratulate you with your performance on the weekend. You
Speaker 1: play n aflfil W for g W West. A lot
Speaker 1: of letters there, a lot of letters. My big upset
Speaker 1: knocked over the West Coast Eagles and may I say
Speaker 1: you are a machine?
Speaker 4: She is? It felt good. A lot of tension between
Speaker 4: us and that team and they made finals last year
Speaker 4: and were the girls only won two games. G W S.
Speaker 2: You just not to be controlling. Push that mic in
Speaker 2: a little bit closer to the Okay.
Speaker 3: That's so toxic.
Speaker 1: Have the some of your now probably plays in defense.
Speaker 1: People have to play mate. You must have saved their
Speaker 1: are about father six times?
Speaker 4: Oh thank you. No, I think it's a team effort.
Speaker 1: It wasn't just me, just take honestly.
Speaker 2: You look, we don't talk about a fl on this podcast.
Speaker 2: So like when Dad says that because Dad, you don't
Speaker 2: you don't watch my ChFL but you recorded it.
Speaker 1: I recorded the game that was so nice, and got
Speaker 1: home from the show. I saw your family friends in
Speaker 1: the audience and I said, how hou's Poppy going? And
Speaker 1: they're about to give me the scores? And don't give
Speaker 1: me the scorores. Don't spoiler alert me.
Speaker 3: But she did.
Speaker 2: You did very well, honey, congratulations great, great use.
Speaker 3: There to Matthew of the term spoiler alert. Don't spoiler
Speaker 3: alert spoiler.
Speaker 2: I let me, guys, you have a so look they're
Speaker 2: waiting for you to.
Speaker 1: My phone just dings there, just on Titan's duty. There
Speaker 1: what I've done for you here, Poppy, of just a
Speaker 1: list of things that we require you to do if
Speaker 1: you want to fill the seed of Trish okay number
Speaker 1: one and guys, you back me up here. Think if
Speaker 1: I've got this accurate, please talk over us, please please,
Speaker 1: I mean, particularly if it's Jack. He loves that he's
Speaker 1: about to come in with something. He'll be quite for
Speaker 1: a while to go and the moment of to come
Speaker 1: in just talk.
Speaker 2: It is always it always happens to be Jack, because
Speaker 2: Jack's always like, yeah, he's made a few words and
Speaker 2: then he finally is about to oh, I got something
Speaker 2: to say. Here goes to say something and Trish just
Speaker 2: boom cut him.
Speaker 3: Also the furthest away.
Speaker 1: When Jack comes back at you okay and says what
Speaker 1: you know, basically what we want you to do there
Speaker 1: is withdraw and just sit there passively aggressive, just sort
Speaker 1: of just stewing, you know what I mean. That's very good.
Speaker 2: Angry, go silent.
Speaker 1: And then when we'll do finally we'll have one more
Speaker 1: sort of shot and like, come on, what are you
Speaker 1: doing there? She'll actually storm out storm back in with
Speaker 1: a joke that is not only not funny, but she
Speaker 1: actually bursts into laughter as she's delivering the punchline, which
Speaker 1: is inaudible. So if you can do those.
Speaker 4: Things, be really much appreciated, can you?
Speaker 2: Because we just spoke about you playing for g WSLAM
Speaker 2: because it was your club debut, not your debut in
Speaker 2: the afl W. But I can you tell so that
Speaker 2: she's met Joey, she's met the great Andrew Andrew John's.
Speaker 2: We took her over there to see Joey in the
Speaker 2: family not long ago, and Joey's he scrolls on Instagram
Speaker 2: a lot, so he's obviously scene. Oh, Poppy's having a
Speaker 2: club debut this week, and he sent you a message,
Speaker 2: can you?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: What did he read out? What the message was? Now,
Speaker 2: I don't know whether he'd had.
Speaker 4: A few It was a Wednesday night as well, it.
Speaker 2: Was Wednesday night. I don't know whether he had a
Speaker 2: few drinks or something.
Speaker 4: He said he was very tight, Yeah apparently.
Speaker 2: But he like had a little bit of a like
Speaker 2: costly spell error which which just made a little bit uncomfortable.
Speaker 4: Stuper uncomfortable. Wednesday at nine pm, he said, good luck
Speaker 4: on your debut, Poopy every minute of it. Thanks, Joey,
Speaker 4: appreciate it. Poopy better not be a new nickname. Ha
Speaker 4: ha ha ha. Didn't have my glasses on. What an idiot.
Speaker 4: Then he goes to proceed to comment on your Instagram.
Speaker 2: To call it poopy. Call it poopy again.
Speaker 4: I've got bullied in primary school for that.
Speaker 1: Let him think that now, poopy.
Speaker 4: So you're born in cans No, I was born in England.
Speaker 1: Oh, you're born in newcastleupon Time. Yes, so your Jordie
Speaker 1: and your mom and dad both are Olympians.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they were both Olympians. Dad represented Switzerland and mum
Speaker 4: represented Great Britain.
Speaker 1: How good.
Speaker 3: Thanks for keeping on theme there too with your outfit, Matthew.
Speaker 1: H Well, that's the reason why I've come dressed in
Speaker 1: black and white as a support for you, Jordie like
Speaker 1: I was. Is that with the Jeordi colors, there's Newcastle
Speaker 1: pon Time colors. Yes. So what I've done for you, Pooby,
Speaker 1: I've done the top five Jordie's, my favorite five Jeordie's
Speaker 1: of all time. Now you be on that list now.
Speaker 1: But I've just didn't you know, I didn't put you
Speaker 1: on the just strike number one, the late Kevin Keegan
Speaker 1: man and we rang your mum. You guys didn't know
Speaker 1: who Kevin Keegan was. And I told you to ring
Speaker 1: your mum and say ken because I know I.
Speaker 2: Was my hero yeah, Kevin Keegan, who do you played for?
Speaker 2: Soccer player, played.
Speaker 1: For played for Liverpool, played for Hamburg and.
Speaker 2: Newcastle and dad. When you found out, when you found
Speaker 2: out Poppy was a Jeordie, you went, oh pretty sad
Speaker 2: news through the okay, and she goes, oh what Kevin Keegan?
Speaker 2: She goes, who the hell?
Speaker 3: Vin?
Speaker 1: Nonetheless number two, one of my favorite singers of all time.
Speaker 1: What a voice. Paul Young? You know Paul Young is yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, you don't, you don't, Okay, living in the
Speaker 1: love of the common people, wherever I lay my hat
Speaker 1: all those uh. Number three, Bobby Charlton, This is tye
Speaker 1: Jimmy Bobby Charlton. Of course he was soo posby Bodes. Yeah,
Speaker 1: legendary Manchester United player and England player. And uh and
Speaker 1: Jimmy Nale as well. Jimmy Nal, it's ty Jimmy Nale
Speaker 1: was an actor and he also had a one hit,
Speaker 1: one hit wonder. I don't want nobody else.
Speaker 2: She's laying no, no, you really like showing your age? Is
Speaker 2: snooky snooky from Jordy Short. Sure, yeah, she's up there.
Speaker 3: Jordie Smith Jeordie Smith.
Speaker 1: Never heard never Uh. Number number four I've gone Brian Johnson.
Speaker 1: They said, Brian Johnson. Yeah he was. Actually he's not
Speaker 1: only from Newcastle. He played in a band called Jeordie.
Speaker 2: Isn't Brian Johnson Scottish?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: No, no, he's from Newcastle, which sits right on the
Speaker 1: Scottish I.
Speaker 3: Think Bond Scott might have had Scottish ancestry.
Speaker 1: Bond Scott had Scottish ancestry, as did the Youngs. And
Speaker 1: my number one is the Great Gazer Paul Gas going.
Speaker 1: You know gazer is don't.
Speaker 4: You Gaza Gaza?
Speaker 2: Yeah, speaking Gary, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Okay, So you're basically all my favorite Jeordi's you've never
Speaker 1: heard of before?
Speaker 2: You know, Kevin Keegan now of course, yeah, my mum
Speaker 2: should be on there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course your mum's on the list as well.
Speaker 1: I just dropped that one.
Speaker 2: The hey do you want to? Should we tell them?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 2: Because people always message me, how'd you guys meet? You
Speaker 2: got any sort of because you guys don't know this,
Speaker 2: but Poppy somewhat played hard to get with me for
Speaker 2: a very long, very very long time.
Speaker 1: I do.
Speaker 2: Some some are still playing hard to get. It's been
Speaker 2: eight years. You know who you are and straining white
Speaker 2: van again. But yeah, you left me on. Can you
Speaker 2: give the people reasoning behind sort of? Was it a
Speaker 2: you thought I was like a Derrek or you didn't
Speaker 2: want to sort of speak.
Speaker 4: To me, or you just just wasn't that interested.
Speaker 2: At the start? Oh that's hurtful.
Speaker 4: To be fair, You're only message in me. You were
Speaker 4: replying to like everything on Instagram like it was a
Speaker 4: bit much. That's a bit much everything everything, butto of
Speaker 4: the sunrise. This reminds me of you.
Speaker 1: You really, you are a gift from the embarrassment Gods. Okay,
Speaker 1: this sun rose reminds me of you. That is just brilliant. Please, Poppy,
Speaker 1: may I have one more?
Speaker 4: What else was? There was a few like things and.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, bit of I remember you were
Speaker 2: at the racers one day and I was like, you
Speaker 2: want a horse tip or something? And it last.
Speaker 1: It took a photo of a horse that this reminds
Speaker 1: me so much of you.
Speaker 2: I did say that, Remember I said that to you?
Speaker 2: I think remember I said you had what did I
Speaker 2: say horse teeth? Was it?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 4: Yes, you did say I have horse teeth.
Speaker 2: Jesus Christ, Well, I think a horse has like they
Speaker 2: got nice teeth, you know what they're like apart from
Speaker 2: like as they get older they go a bit just
Speaker 2: colored than that.
Speaker 1: But John Ray Hadley tooth, Yeah, they got night like.
Speaker 1: They're perfectly like, they're thick and they're nice. Not the
Speaker 1: people like the teeth.
Speaker 4: I could be wrong, but horses fun fact, horses teeth
Speaker 4: don't stop growing, but they just continue to grind against
Speaker 4: each other. That's why they.
Speaker 3: Think.
Speaker 2: It's like when an immovable force meets a object something
Speaker 2: like that, and immovable force meets an immovable unstoppable force
Speaker 2: meets immovable object. So it's like they're growing, but they're
Speaker 2: grinding at the same rate, so it's just consistently stays
Speaker 2: at the same grinding away grind. You got that right, brow.
Speaker 3: Was anything poppy that surprised you about Cooper? Once you
Speaker 3: peel back those onion layers.
Speaker 2: Look, I don't care, you can be honest.
Speaker 4: No, Once I met you then it was sweet. I
Speaker 4: have to have that initial meeting.
Speaker 2: I remember she sent me a message like she left
Speaker 2: me sort of one because we were going to go
Speaker 2: on a date, and then she sort of brushed me
Speaker 2: and then she said she said too tired or something,
Speaker 2: and then sort of said, and then she was like, oh,
Speaker 2: you know, I don't think I'm ready for this, Like
Speaker 2: I feel like you seem like a great guy and
Speaker 2: we'll probably get along too well, and I don't think
Speaker 2: I'm ready for that. That sounds like the greatest And
Speaker 2: then I said, and then I said to her, what
Speaker 2: is I think I was drunk, so I went, that
Speaker 2: has to be the stupidest reason I've ever heard to
Speaker 2: not meet someone, the fact that you're going to along
Speaker 2: with them too well. I think she I think she
Speaker 2: sat it up for a few days and she kind
Speaker 2: of went, you know what, he's actually not wrong. And
Speaker 2: that's how I for all the people out of that's
Speaker 2: how I manipulated her.
Speaker 1: Well, can I just say something now? I think that
Speaker 1: is totally viable, Pobby, because you could be in a
Speaker 1: situation you go, you know what, I just don't need
Speaker 1: love in my life at the moment, and I'm afraid
Speaker 1: I'll get too I'll get on too old with that
Speaker 1: person and I don't need that my life.
Speaker 3: Is that accurate? Yeah? That was Cooper, like the how
Speaker 3: your mother I remember on that there used to be
Speaker 3: a there was a saying that Barney would say, awesome,
Speaker 3: can't get together with awesome because the awesomes will cancel
Speaker 3: each other out.
Speaker 2: Correct. Yeah, that's why I stat off for popping.
Speaker 1: Some stories over the course of the weekend.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you made a wedding.
Speaker 1: We had a wedding. Yeah, across the road domin Olane's wedding.
Speaker 1: Of course, our Scogomilio family love going to the Italian weddings.
Speaker 1: You do an Italian wedding, sick, it's awesome?
Speaker 2: Was it a hunter valley?
Speaker 1: Had an hunt of valley in my neck of the woods.
Speaker 1: So up there were some of my favorite people in
Speaker 1: my favorite place. And it was unusual because Dom is
Speaker 1: he's a quantum physicist. Dom's a legitimate genius.
Speaker 2: And the only thing I was saying, what does that
Speaker 2: job lead to quantum physicists? Do you even? Was that even?
Speaker 1: Do we know? Maybe going to send the things to space?
Speaker 1: I've actually got.
Speaker 2: What are you throwing them? Throwing a dart?
Speaker 1: Throwing a dart at your field?
Speaker 3: He also goes quite hart at the Indian Indian cricket
Speaker 3: fans on Reddit.
Speaker 2: I believe as well he does. Oh yeah, because he's
Speaker 2: an avid cricket like so he I think whenever they
Speaker 2: get beaten the cricket dom like, and he's a quantum physicist. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but he's yeah, he goes pretty. He fights the cause
Speaker 2: for the Australian cricket does against all the haters.
Speaker 1: Yes, he's been busy of late with after Bangladesh booters.
Speaker 1: But he's MC was an astrophysicist, which is another level again.
Speaker 1: So at most weddings you get to you get the MC.
Speaker 1: He goes up and it says things like Kouba di
Speaker 1: have just gone, oh yeah, I have a look at
Speaker 1: the ground mate to you. There's a good story about
Speaker 1: the room you shit himself once where the physicist was
Speaker 1: getting okay there like a sweating starting gainst. Okay, guys
Speaker 1: right out there. So there's two molecules right now one
Speaker 1: just go sit there. What the fuck?
Speaker 2: He's too smart for his own good. Yes, you can't
Speaker 2: have as smart. That's that's what's the beauty of a comedian.
Speaker 2: Because they're a lot of comedians I reckon. They're really
Speaker 2: they're really smart, but they're great at like you gotta
Speaker 2: dumb it down so it's generic enough where everyone understands
Speaker 2: it because you can't be too smart, and then no
Speaker 2: one understands the joke. It's not a good joke if
Speaker 2: you have to explain it everyone.
Speaker 1: I listened to an interesting podcast yesterday with our men
Speaker 1: Rob Schneider, and he was talking about comedy.
Speaker 2: You know who Rob Schneider, is you ever seen Oh?
Speaker 2: She hasn't seen any you know, like The water Boy
Speaker 2: and the guy goes you can do it.
Speaker 4: Look, I haven't watched that many movies. Yeah, I just
Speaker 4: don't have the time.
Speaker 3: What's the one where he changes the body with the girl?
Speaker 3: What's the one?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, the sweet Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: What is that? It's like a Freaky Friday?
Speaker 3: Is it's a Freaky Friday? It's like that though, It's
Speaker 3: like it's the same sort of theme he.
Speaker 1: Was in there. He was big male jiggler, just big.
Speaker 3: The sequel Bench warmans Benforman's Gus Bus.
Speaker 2: Have you seen Stan Stand when he's he goes to
Speaker 2: jail big still yeah, and he like yeah, he learns
Speaker 2: like karate and then the wife actually ends up. Remember
Speaker 2: he gets out of jil and the wife's sleeping with
Speaker 2: the karate instructure. Tom Brady, Hey Brady, Tom, because that's
Speaker 2: Tom Brady's wife slept with the jiu jitsu or karate instructor. Yeah,
Speaker 2: just make sure I don't know what you know these days.
Speaker 3: A little deep Tom, a little deep cut for you.
Speaker 3: There too, was that the it was the Hot Chick,
Speaker 3: but movie hot Chick. He's the guy, and then the
Speaker 3: guy that actually plays that martial arts expert is the
Speaker 3: from the Kill Bill franchise.
Speaker 2: Bill is that Billy? That's Bill.
Speaker 1: He's talks about the critics how much the critics hate
Speaker 1: his movies, and he said that critic. One critic wrote
Speaker 1: something recently and went, when when Rob Snyder appears on
Speaker 1: the movie screen, you were looking at everything except Rob night.
Speaker 1: Oh really, he said, Yeah.
Speaker 2: What was the thing you were going to say about.
Speaker 1: He was talking about? He was just talking about punchlines
Speaker 1: and stuff like that, and how you times you're gonna
Speaker 1: look at the audience and judge and adjust things on
Speaker 1: the run, like you were saying about comedians really really funny,
Speaker 1: but sometimes going to dumb it down. Then I'll probably
Speaker 1: get into other audiences and go, oh okay, got to
Speaker 1: lift it up a little bit here. Yeah, having the barometer.
Speaker 2: It's a hard git. It's a hard job, I okon
Speaker 2: comedians to be like, in terms of getting scared, I reckon,
Speaker 2: it'd be the equivalent of almost like different, but the
Speaker 2: feeling before going into like a boxing ring in terms
Speaker 2: of nerves, because it's just you up there. You know,
Speaker 2: team sports different a team sport, like there's enough people
Speaker 2: around you where like you can kind of your nervousness
Speaker 2: can hide in amongst other people. But like boxing, I
Speaker 2: imagine you're sitting in there before a boxing ring, or
Speaker 2: you're sitting in the locker room or the backstage about
Speaker 2: to get out for stand up comedy, give me shit yourself.
Speaker 1: Well, they see him, they pump themselves up and have
Speaker 1: a rider at the back. Will the same with it?
Speaker 1: Like music, it's a performance. Jerry Seinfeld tells tells a joke,
Speaker 1: but it's true fact. They said, mate, they did. They
Speaker 1: surveyed a thousand people and said what are you most
Speaker 1: scared of? And they number two was death? I guess what.
Speaker 1: Number one was?
Speaker 2: Embarrassment?
Speaker 1: Public speaking, that's my public speaking was number one? Number
Speaker 1: two was death?
Speaker 3: Didn't I didn't? You know? What made me think? That
Speaker 3: was our uncle John. We've spoken about Uncle John pop
Speaker 3: you ever met him before. He's Trish's brother. He loves
Speaker 3: a bit of a yarn and loves a very obscure yarn.
Speaker 3: But then we got him. He didn't. He got up
Speaker 3: there to do his speech for his door, his wedding,
Speaker 3: and then I didn't realize how much he didn't want
Speaker 3: everyone at the same time to listen to him talk
Speaker 3: because he can talk, but public speaking.
Speaker 1: Horrific for a bloke who honestly can just talk the
Speaker 1: years off you. I can talk to the years off
Speaker 1: every person in the room, so long as it's one
Speaker 1: on one. As when he spoke to the collective audience,
Speaker 1: it was just it was just awful to watch.
Speaker 2: And he's like a pathological liar, so he is like well,
Speaker 2: I wouldn't say that he hates to him me tell it,
Speaker 2: but like like he'll anything. He's also a massive one upper.
Speaker 2: So if you're like I was out surfing today, you go,
Speaker 2: how big was it? And you go it was pretty big,
Speaker 2: Like it was like eight foot, and he goes, I
Speaker 2: was out yesterday twelve foot or remember, like he what
Speaker 2: was the.
Speaker 3: Favorite the most wedding of the most recent family wedding
Speaker 3: we had. I filmed him on my phone from underneath
Speaker 3: and he was like just out of nowhere. I know
Speaker 3: this is going to be good, so I'll film it.
Speaker 3: And he started talking about how his blood type is
Speaker 3: the most rarest blood type in the world and that
Speaker 3: he is like one of the he's like one of
Speaker 3: the rarest people in the world that are like he'll
Speaker 3: be sent to like around the world for people to
Speaker 3: drain his blood and stuff like that.
Speaker 4: Is it real?
Speaker 2: No, I can't be real.
Speaker 1: I don't think it is real.
Speaker 2: And what's tell Poppy of the arm that you love?
Speaker 1: So Trish and I we drove. He lives up on
Speaker 1: the Gold Coast in the Ring, So we drove up
Speaker 1: there to see Rick Carly and uncle John. So he
Speaker 1: arrived up there and John met us at the car
Speaker 1: and go said, well, it must have been not long. Artitrition,
Speaker 1: I'm going out. We're just married. Anyway, she goes. He goes, oh, mate,
Speaker 1: it was a trip. But I said, oh, it was
Speaker 1: really good. It's good Johnny, it was good, good trip. Actually,
Speaker 1: he goes, how long it takes? I said, actually, pretty
Speaker 1: good drive. I said, it took us like about ten
Speaker 1: and a half hours. What And I said ten and
Speaker 1: a half hours. You're joking, right, he has made I
Speaker 1: can do it in like three hours. And I went
Speaker 1: what he goes there, I've done it, and then once
Speaker 1: he does his doubling down, I made I've done it before,
Speaker 1: like three and a half hours, and I went John,
Speaker 1: to be doing it in like three and a half hours,
Speaker 1: you'd have to be doing like two hundred and fifty
Speaker 1: k's an hour. Yeah, just back And anyway, one of
Speaker 1: the other one of the other uncles was there with
Speaker 1: the boys uncles, and he was like, I took like
Speaker 1: over two hundred k's and now John, what about like yes,
Speaker 1: speed cameras. And John was stuck on that and goes
Speaker 1: I thought for a second and goes, oh, yeah, I've
Speaker 1: been done a couple of times. And then but what
Speaker 1: I do. I just do a U turn, go back
Speaker 1: and like smash it, smash it to bits, and the
Speaker 1: other uncle over Martin goes, all right, it's funny. I'd
Speaker 1: always thought that, you know, they build those things a
Speaker 1: little bit more robust.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And also, like such a flaw in his argument.
Speaker 2: If a speed camera catches you, it's not like a mailbox,
Speaker 2: like you can't go back and destroy it and then
Speaker 2: there's no.
Speaker 4: Evidence of it.
Speaker 2: It's like a it's like an email, like they've got
Speaker 2: the data already. There's no point going back and destroying it.
Speaker 2: True the I went down to Melbourne during the week
Speaker 2: and I got a rule. I've never really been on
Speaker 2: Melbourne transport, like back in the day when I did
Speaker 2: one semester of union when I was first signed at
Speaker 2: the Storm, and I.
Speaker 1: Had forgot that Melbourne University student Cooper johns RMOT.
Speaker 2: I went to RMOT and I did marketing. But it
Speaker 2: was like a month and I paid the girl who
Speaker 2: I sat next in the class. I paid her to
Speaker 2: do our partner assignment. But then it dropped out and
Speaker 2: just deferred because they mate. Yeah, you get like an
Speaker 2: educational allowance, you have to do something. Anyway, I hadn't
Speaker 2: been on a tram since and I was down having
Speaker 2: dinner with Wishy and Harry, and Harry goes, you know,
Speaker 2: it'd be cool if we got the tram to dinner
Speaker 2: for once, like we got the tram in Well live
Speaker 2: a little but mate, tram is that sad? Like No,
Speaker 2: we thought it'd be like a fun experience, but you know,
Speaker 2: sometimes you get on the bus and like it's a
Speaker 2: bit of fun because you can talk in that well.
Speaker 2: The tram's so tight and everyone's like you're standing everyone
Speaker 2: shoulders shoulder, so you can't even speak. Otherwise everyone hears
Speaker 2: your conversation. And on top of that, you know it's
Speaker 2: ship because you tap with your card and then you
Speaker 2: got to tap off.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you forget easily.
Speaker 2: And because I was doing a pay ida on my phone,
Speaker 2: I used one card to tap on and then I
Speaker 2: used another card to tap off, so I got double charted.
Speaker 1: Oh so what I'm saying, what a story?
Speaker 4: I was shocked to see you on that on the tram?
Speaker 4: What do you normally call it?
Speaker 2: The loser Cruiser? That's just all public transports to me.
Speaker 1: I love the Loser Cruiser, the bus going in, I
Speaker 1: love train travel. I'm sick for train travel. Actually, as
Speaker 1: people are listening to this, Jack and I may be
Speaker 1: heading up. Well, I'm definitely going up. I'm trying to
Speaker 1: get Jack into it. He's got a few things on
Speaker 1: up to Old Boys Day Newcastle versus me. It's this
Speaker 1: week Saturday Tomorrow, three pm at at the Old Marathon Stadium,
Speaker 1: Hunters Stadium.
Speaker 3: It's McDonald Jones.
Speaker 1: Apologies to a few iterations, and we get we're looking
Speaker 1: to get the Loser Cruiser up there. Well, the train
Speaker 1: up there. Oh, you're going to train it up, mate,
Speaker 1: pulls up right at the stadium.
Speaker 2: How far? Oh you're gonna get on the day? Yeah,
Speaker 2: like your list go and then back on the day
Speaker 2: we're going.
Speaker 1: To Trisha's going to get us a high car back. Mate,
Speaker 1: she's going to book someone or I know someone's going
Speaker 1: to drive back about nine o'clock, so we'll probably hit
Speaker 1: you right there. I think Uncle Joey is going to
Speaker 1: come with us.
Speaker 2: I said, yeah, I think Joey was half I think
Speaker 2: he's keen. If you guys are kain. I saw him
Speaker 2: the other day and his sound I'm calling that game
Speaker 2: actually on Saturday.
Speaker 1: Are you going to be up there?
Speaker 2: Na in the studio?
Speaker 1: What are you ask? Can you go up there?
Speaker 2: Well, because we're doing it out of the studio, I
Speaker 2: think they all just so yeah, But then like it's
Speaker 2: if they're in the studio, what's the point of crossing,
Speaker 2: you know, two hours amongst the airwaves just across to me.
Speaker 1: What do you What do your friends think of Cooper Poppy?
Speaker 4: Yeah, most of them. No, they all love you, Like,
Speaker 4: no one said anything bad to me about him, which
Speaker 4: is good.
Speaker 3: In front of it, in front in front of.
Speaker 2: Me, and I can I ask, because, like I said,
Speaker 2: last week, had a bit of a feud with the
Speaker 2: afl like just going at it quite a bit. You're
Speaker 2: obviously an afl W player. Were people saying shit at
Speaker 2: training trying to talk shit about me in that?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I got a bit of hate at training that
Speaker 4: week because you come into can I say that, come
Speaker 4: to the club to train and then yeah, people like
Speaker 4: what the fo's he doing? Sort of thing? But I
Speaker 4: just told him he doesn't hate the afl W.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, it's okay, yeah, not a member though.
Speaker 1: It's you know, I probably I'm not an afl man,
Speaker 1: but a tear what now I'm an afl W. I'm
Speaker 1: into it, I'm digging it. I'm like, mate, I tear
Speaker 1: what just quickly a couple of your slaves, as I said,
Speaker 1: the the one that was bouncing on the ground, You
Speaker 1: went in there, just knocked it out and someone was
Speaker 1: lazy on a second effort and they kicked it anyway. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So disappointed, text Cooper and she's a beast, she did, Brandon.
Speaker 2: So the cheese come out and Cheese didn't know what
Speaker 2: to expect, but he was keen to come out and
Speaker 2: see it. Brandon was just foaming, like frothing. It wants
Speaker 2: to go to every game. And he goes, there was
Speaker 2: a girl one of your teammates, Tarny Evans shout out
Speaker 2: to her. Then she lives on the Northern Beaches actually,
Speaker 2: but she waved it us as we're walking in and
Speaker 2: Brandon goes, oh, who's that girl? I said, I want
Speaker 2: to pop. His teammates kicked three goals out there, and
Speaker 2: then we went in the sheds after the game and
Speaker 2: and we were like, Brandon was like, there she is.
Speaker 2: There's years yeahto and she was like, He goes, all,
Speaker 2: do you want if I get a photo? And she
Speaker 2: was like, of course you're the cheese because I'm having
Speaker 2: to get a photo of the cheese.
Speaker 1: Just a quick question, Pop, because I watched your once
Speaker 1: you got the ball beat a couple of people of
Speaker 1: the bounce, A nice little disposal you did there. It
Speaker 1: was in the first half, gotten a couple of people.
Speaker 1: I thought before I've often watched the A f l
Speaker 1: and I tear. Something that's not done enough is the
Speaker 1: fact like okay, you guys drop part over the top
Speaker 1: of people or hand passed. What about like you know
Speaker 1: what I'm going to present something to you go actually
Speaker 1: get to drop part and all of a sudden just
Speaker 1: grab a ball around for yourself, bend the ball around
Speaker 1: yeah yeah to a teammate and then all yourself.
Speaker 4: There's a few people in the Mens do that, but
Speaker 4: not many people do it to themselves. A little chip
Speaker 4: and Chase.
Speaker 2: Chip and Chase. Yeah, well the old Jason Taylor back
Speaker 2: and they just chip. Over do that, because what do
Speaker 2: they do? And what do I say to you all
Speaker 2: the time?
Speaker 4: Over commit over what defenders?
Speaker 1: You actually said?
Speaker 2: They always know, they always over commit. They actually you know,
Speaker 2: like a bloke on fifth tackle of the league, kick
Speaker 2: pressure and they go to charge it down. Yeah, that's
Speaker 2: what all the athol people. So you can actually fake
Speaker 2: it hit him with the old I try or hit
Speaker 2: him with a little goosey or right foot, and I
Speaker 2: always trying to the committ and and Poppy says, if
Speaker 2: I did a goosey, everyone would laugh at.
Speaker 4: Me unless I put it off.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but like we'll have to get practice.
Speaker 1: No one does it. It's amazing we're going to learn
Speaker 1: things from both games. I mean, if you look at
Speaker 1: the n r L, everyone used to talk. Everyone used
Speaker 1: to talk talk. You guys called it talk. They call
Speaker 1: it barrel You everyone wished to always taught barrel kick.
Speaker 1: You know, we work out different techniques how to barrel
Speaker 1: kick and whatnot. Where all of a sudden the Melbourne
Speaker 1: storm come in. Suddenly in vogue was the drop hunt.
Speaker 1: Because of the Melbourne storm, we're getting a fol players
Speaker 1: in there teaching about to drop hunt.
Speaker 4: Is that I don't know much rugby talk, but is
Speaker 4: that to get the ball really high for them just to.
Speaker 2: Be just to be real like precise, like with your kick,
Speaker 2: because it's easier a drop like a normal So you would.
Speaker 4: Talk to then try to get the wingers mark the
Speaker 4: ball and downfield.
Speaker 1: If you're going for a long distance kick, hit it long. Nowadays,
Speaker 1: the talk is the barrels still used, but it's used
Speaker 1: to put a bomb up because what happens probably when
Speaker 1: the ball comes down. If you traditional drop punt for
Speaker 1: a high kick, the ball stays constant, it's sort of
Speaker 1: like consistent coming down. But if you barrel and it
Speaker 1: goes in the air, what happens is the ball, the
Speaker 1: whole ball is exposed to the conditions and will come down.
Speaker 1: It swings all over the place. Yeah, but the NFL
Speaker 1: did that Yeah. Well, here's the thing with the NFL.
Speaker 1: They're used to those guys at the back who catch
Speaker 1: the barrels, right, They're used to the barrels when first
Speaker 1: of all, when AFL players started going down there with punts,
Speaker 1: they would dropped punting and they never caught a ball
Speaker 1: that was being drop punt before.
Speaker 2: Remember remember when like Jared Haynes went over there, and
Speaker 2: it was because he's used to playing fullback all the kicks.
Speaker 2: It was just so easy for him to catch it
Speaker 2: on punt return. It was like it was just because
Speaker 2: it's just the flight of the ball is used to.
Speaker 1: Yep, that's right. Probably like the other night when I
Speaker 1: was forced you to watch my grand File in ninety seven,
Speaker 1: did just see you know the bit we're talking about
Speaker 1: when I did that sort of little hook kick at
Speaker 1: the end there something similar to that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, remember that. Dad always Dad loves having you in
Speaker 2: the house as a new audience because you're always like
Speaker 2: the same story, like even some of the stories he's
Speaker 2: told you today our podcast listeners and will get in
Speaker 2: and going Madam you've told that one hundred times. But
Speaker 2: if it's for one new listener, one new person, I
Speaker 2: love it. He's very happy to do it.
Speaker 1: Fresh set of it is always important. Hey, you've got
Speaker 1: one in my stories.
Speaker 2: You've got a new segment as well. You want to
Speaker 2: introduce it? It is what's an old segment, It's a
Speaker 2: segment been on ice for the last.
Speaker 1: Six It's a new twist and an old favorite film
Speaker 1: fame of Vinyl. So what we do here, Poppy? I
Speaker 1: might pick an artist, an actor and whatever, and we
Speaker 1: take apart their career and what today We're gonna do
Speaker 1: something different? Okay, I'm going to use the term gambling
Speaker 1: and film fame and Vinyl. I want you to give
Speaker 1: me your favorite gambling song, your favorite gambling movie, and
Speaker 1: just give give me a gambling story, whether it's yourself
Speaker 1: or someone else you've heard or anything like that. Poppy,
Speaker 1: you lead off your favorite gambling firstly, do you gamble?
Speaker 1: Do you have a bit on the horses?
Speaker 4: I like the horse? Horses?
Speaker 2: Horses are your favorite animal? Favorite animal?
Speaker 1: Is it?
Speaker 2: She loves them? She loves them. When she went over
Speaker 2: to tam magic round, which is they call gather around
Speaker 2: in the afl Oh, yeah, she went over there and
Speaker 2: she found a little friend named Twiggy.
Speaker 1: It was a horse.
Speaker 4: Oh, yes, that was amazing. I though you're going to
Speaker 4: talk about bronkers their horse Buck, but yeah, I really
Speaker 4: wanted that job.
Speaker 2: Do you want or did you what to try to
Speaker 2: be the horse or like to ride it?
Speaker 4: To be the rider?
Speaker 2: Oh? Really?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Qualified to ride a horse?
Speaker 2: Yeah, like you have to?
Speaker 1: Is that like he's from cans mate?
Speaker 2: But do you have horse? Is it like like do
Speaker 2: you have to get a license to ride a horse?
Speaker 2: Like what is like a boat license?
Speaker 4: It's not like a car?
Speaker 2: No, But I imagine, like I don't just want anyone
Speaker 2: like to ride Buck around the stadium, Like I imagine
Speaker 2: you have to be somewhat qualified.
Speaker 1: Something tells me back in the day the Sioux Indian
Speaker 1: or the Apache when it would capture a horse on top.
Speaker 1: Something tells me they wouldn't have to go to the
Speaker 1: mode of registry to get a license to ride a horse.
Speaker 2: But I understand that, but I all mean today, it's
Speaker 2: so sorry. I would have thought they would have had
Speaker 2: like some sort of jockey license.
Speaker 1: Have you seen registry like a registry for horses? Like
Speaker 1: you go to the mall and all of a sudden
Speaker 1: there are is people and cowboy gear lined up to
Speaker 1: get a license to ride their horse.
Speaker 2: But if I wanted to race on a horse at Ramwick,
Speaker 2: I feel like I'd have to be qualified with it.
Speaker 2: Then you do excuse me. I'd love it. That sounds
Speaker 2: calling the tedle black.
Speaker 3: I'd love to have a jockey license. That sounds awesome
Speaker 3: because that allowed. You know what happens if you get
Speaker 3: a jockey license, Jockey club. Back into the jockey locker room. Yeah,
Speaker 3: everyone knows. It's the most sacred place on the planet.
Speaker 3: You go tockey the locker room of the jockeys, and it's.
Speaker 2: Like they have their own language.
Speaker 1: There's some dirt bags in regular league. But let me
Speaker 1: tell you something. There's some dirt bags.
Speaker 2: They're so undercover. Your song, okay.
Speaker 4: I we were thinking about this when we went and
Speaker 4: got coffee. I said poker face, but I didn't. I
Speaker 4: did some googling afterwards.
Speaker 1: I like it.
Speaker 4: It's not actually about it's about gambling, but it's also
Speaker 4: about gambling with your sexuality.
Speaker 2: It's very fitting for you. I was talking to you, Dan, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I like it.
Speaker 1: That's a great one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that is good. I did do you like you
Speaker 2: like Abba? I did money money money, Yeah, by I
Speaker 2: love Aba man, I love they're Switzerland. They're from Swiss, Swedish,
Speaker 2: Swedish different.
Speaker 1: Listen every time you go past the equator north that
Speaker 1: people aren't all the same. No, over countries there are borders.
Speaker 2: But I I see Switzerland Sweden Sweden is very similar.
Speaker 2: Are they close on the can they sound the same? No,
Speaker 2: but like because he's.
Speaker 1: An idiot, because because little Cooper they've got an at
Speaker 1: the start n W.
Speaker 2: But I they're close on the map right like they
Speaker 2: be very because even like when you look at Swedish
Speaker 2: and Switzerland, Swiss people they're very similar looking. I would say,
Speaker 2: like's blonde, yeah, you know what.
Speaker 1: I mean, but a lot of like Swiss, you get
Speaker 1: a lot of you know, with.
Speaker 3: All the Nordics, Coop, you're just putting all the Nordics in.
Speaker 1: The Nordics and the Baltics. People there are very territorial.
Speaker 2: We've got a big listener ship over there. Actually really yeah,
Speaker 2: I think.
Speaker 3: Thirty three thirty three listeners in Norway today.
Speaker 2: There you go.
Speaker 3: I went with Ace of Spades by Motorhead went to
Speaker 3: Lemmy's Lounge last year in l A and that was
Speaker 3: that's where we saw Chake krogero Oh was that where we.
Speaker 2: Saw Chake Krog That's where he's the lead singer of Nickelback,
Speaker 2: Remember I told you that, And he invited us back
Speaker 2: to his spa at his house we went.
Speaker 3: What he was wearing this weird card again and he
Speaker 3: had like sort of triggering you, Matthew, but he had
Speaker 3: what do you call him coop the Veneers. Yeah, and
Speaker 3: like because he doesn't he thinks they're triggering. Everyone's a
Speaker 3: c LS at the moment hamstrings.
Speaker 2: That's right. Yeah, that's got a theory just quickly.
Speaker 1: So Bobby, you know who Chad Kroger is, but you
Speaker 1: don't know who Kevin cry.
Speaker 2: What's your song?
Speaker 1: My song is? Bob Sega is still the same?
Speaker 2: Is that about gambling?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's about gambling or they use all gambling terms
Speaker 1: in jack it is.
Speaker 3: It's a ninety seventy rock single. Blah blah blah blah
Speaker 3: blah bluffing. It's about bluffing for a living, just.
Speaker 2: About buffer them brain.
Speaker 3: I thought I got onto that pretty quick for you.
Speaker 2: A compliment, mate, Yeah, you know you did good?
Speaker 1: Did good? Uh?
Speaker 3: Poppy of your movie movie?
Speaker 4: I went with Focus and Margot Robbie one of the
Speaker 4: most underrated movies.
Speaker 1: Of all time.
Speaker 4: That is good gambling and a love story.
Speaker 2: If gambling and love go hand in hand, sometimes for
Speaker 2: the better, sometimes for the worst.
Speaker 3: And a little bit of fun fact for your woo.
Speaker 3: Fifty five the number in that scene, Matthew is fifty
Speaker 3: five this year. Oh yeah, for the devil, I have
Speaker 3: to guess.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's in the NFL game, mates, I picked. He's
Speaker 2: gambling with the like the Korean guy saying yes you know,
Speaker 2: and he's like, oh, you got to pick one number
Speaker 2: out there. That's a good scene. They set him up.
Speaker 1: Fletcher and Joel said, the guy went into the end recently.
Speaker 1: He was one of those guys you know with a
Speaker 1: thinker number. They said it was the most remarkable thing
Speaker 1: they've ever seen, Like there was none of them up
Speaker 1: to it. I think he went to Joel and said,
Speaker 1: think of a number, just think of it. It was
Speaker 1: chatting him away. Now I want to write it down.
Speaker 1: The guy went to another room right up and then
Speaker 1: came back in and said that's the number and get Yeah.
Speaker 1: So what they say is when they're having a conversation
Speaker 1: with the little triggers and they triggering, they're pushing you
Speaker 1: towards another that is like, how how amazing.
Speaker 2: Is that there's a guy? Was it Hard Knocks? They
Speaker 2: do the doco on ESPN, Like they go to an
Speaker 2: NFL team, Detroit Lions, Detroit Lions, and the guy did it.
Speaker 2: Didn't do numbers, but he was like, think of a
Speaker 2: team you want to play in the like the super
Speaker 2: Bowl this year, and like just all this different thing.
Speaker 2: Think of a teammate who's going to person in the
Speaker 2: leads and scored the most touchdowns and they write it down.
Speaker 2: He'd pick it and like real, not even like the
Speaker 2: most favor like just random people and he'd pick it.
Speaker 1: And I think the guy, I think the one they
Speaker 1: wrote down that he wrote down that we all playing
Speaker 1: the supermart held up with San Francisco forty nine ers
Speaker 1: and they did play. They did.
Speaker 3: Could you do, Matthew? What was your thing with the
Speaker 3: paper Sissor's rock where that sort of thing? If you
Speaker 3: do the poppy, mate.
Speaker 2: Yeah, do it the poppy. You know that Dad's got
Speaker 2: a theory. Yeah, no, it's like a theory on paper.
Speaker 3: You commentated for the listeners.
Speaker 2: I'm just sure they'll be here. They'll be able to
Speaker 2: hear it because they need Dad to.
Speaker 1: Public you ready for this one secret as far as
Speaker 1: Townsville from Cans, you're the only one that's ever done
Speaker 1: because there's you.
Speaker 2: Know what it was because she answered it as you did.
Speaker 2: So before we do it, do it one more time
Speaker 2: and do it. Do a little bit, so ask it
Speaker 2: and then go scissors paper rock, because don't so it's
Speaker 2: on fie do you do paper scissors scissor paper rock?
Speaker 1: Did you anyway? You want to out poppy, So don't
Speaker 1: answer your question.
Speaker 2: Just just don't have any expectation to.
Speaker 1: Ever think about what I'm asking you, Like, what band
Speaker 1: do you prefer? More like Oasis or the Beetles? Paper
Speaker 1: scissors rock? Gotcha?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I mean you did get it on the second
Speaker 2: time round, but well.
Speaker 4: I knew he was going to go rocks. I went
Speaker 4: something back.
Speaker 2: So his theory is and it worked on everyone else
Speaker 2: except you.
Speaker 1: Who worked on six people in a raw and which
Speaker 1: those stats don't lie.
Speaker 2: But he says, if you ask someone a question right
Speaker 2: before you do this paper rock while they're if they're distracted,
Speaker 2: they instantly go to scissors all the time because it's
Speaker 2: because it's easiest.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's his natural reaction.
Speaker 2: That you obviously disprove that straight away.
Speaker 1: People who don't as sociopath, it's good. You untill get
Speaker 1: on fire.
Speaker 2: We cancel each other out my movie. So what was
Speaker 2: your one focus focus? I didn't Ollie's Game. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: great movie, which is great one if you haven't seen that.
Speaker 2: It's about like the lady who starts a poker like
Speaker 2: an underground poker game. It's a true story, yes book,
Speaker 2: and there's a lot of and there's a lot of
Speaker 2: celebrities in it. They can't name for defamation reasons.
Speaker 1: They reckon. One was Toby mcguy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and Michael Sarah plays him from super Bad. Yeah,
Speaker 3: who I love. I love Michael Sarah.
Speaker 1: Awesome.
Speaker 2: Yeah, spider Man Jack Attack.
Speaker 3: I went with Ocean's thirteen. I like the Oceans movies,
Speaker 3: but that one was the first one I saw. But
Speaker 3: I like it because it's not only a heist, but
Speaker 3: it's also a revenge movie.
Speaker 2: And I like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the Oceans are good. They're smart. Brad see Brad
Speaker 2: Pitts back on the piers Because I saw that, Did
Speaker 2: you see that's sixty years? He was like, how long
Speaker 2: has he been sober? He wasn't six years? But like
Speaker 2: I suppose I think it was for like aging, like
Speaker 2: because he's looking good looking.
Speaker 1: He was about something to do with Angel and the kids.
Speaker 1: It was something not a flight.
Speaker 2: They could read really okay, But I saw he's back
Speaker 2: on the piece. Now, good on him to get one
Speaker 2: like one of us.
Speaker 1: All the hell the pit, I've gone The Color of
Speaker 1: Money movie Tom Cruise Paul Newman about pool Sharks. That's
Speaker 1: a good eighty six eighty eight ron Tomatoes probably have
Speaker 1: got these stories. I mean, you saw for anything about gambling,
Speaker 1: you ever had a big win on something.
Speaker 2: I'll let you have a think because I'll jump in
Speaker 2: with one that happened last night with Dad, just so
Speaker 2: you can have a good time. So I don't know
Speaker 2: if you want to bring some up or not, but
Speaker 2: it's up now. So Dad went down to the mums
Speaker 2: in China, obviously, and when rum's in China, Dad can
Speaker 2: do it every once. So Dad went down to his
Speaker 2: to the local. And there is a yarn that we've
Speaker 2: told on this when Jack used to work at this
Speaker 2: pub behind the bar and everyone used to they had
Speaker 2: a bucket of all these mini vodkas that Dad, because
Speaker 2: you know it's expensive in there, Dad would take them
Speaker 2: in his pockets and just get a soda.
Speaker 1: Wall, just go for a walk. And I'd have these
Speaker 1: on me and then I'd get there and they say,
Speaker 1: what do you want to drink?
Speaker 3: Man?
Speaker 1: Now, I just it was my sort of little aim.
Speaker 1: It was like sort of get me kicks. I go,
Speaker 1: I'll just get a pint of ice water a little
Speaker 1: bit on and I had the crystal heads and I
Speaker 1: just want to get rid of them. So I had
Speaker 1: a mile of them and I and I just thought
Speaker 1: that for years. I just thought I was getting away
Speaker 1: with it a little. Did I know that they were
Speaker 1: collecting them and collecting them.
Speaker 2: They had a bucket behind the thing. Wasn't that right, Jack?
Speaker 2: When you were there?
Speaker 3: Yeah, we were collecting them. And then the girls had
Speaker 3: always come back when I was working with them and
Speaker 3: they go, oh, your dad's in the poking's like, oh,
Speaker 3: what kind of what kind of bets is he doing?
Speaker 3: I go, oh, I think he was doing like ten
Speaker 3: cent hits sometimes.
Speaker 2: Anyway, he went down last night and you're playing the
Speaker 2: pokers again. Now, this this pub has had a reno since,
Speaker 2: so they've obviously installed cameras and whatnot in there and doing.
Speaker 1: A runt them. So what happens. People give you gifts, right,
Speaker 1: I've got a mile of these sort of hit flast things.
Speaker 1: And I went for a walk and I thought him,
Speaker 1: so a bugger and a walk, I'll call in and
Speaker 1: have a quick slap. And I got in there and
Speaker 1: that they come up and well here they go, oh
Speaker 1: mad on the island, and yes, so I just I said, guys,
Speaker 1: you just haven't got my favorite type of vodka here.
Speaker 1: They said, I'll just tell us, we'll buy some. And
Speaker 1: oh god, I'm tiring myself.
Speaker 2: Were you when they come up to you? Were you
Speaker 2: run on?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 1: I was? Are you're laughing about it?
Speaker 3: To be honest with you? Looking like where the camera
Speaker 3: wasn't we probably right in front of you?
Speaker 1: No? I just I asked, I said, where is that
Speaker 1: camera just going up there?
Speaker 2: Can you imagine them all in the camera like they
Speaker 2: just got They would have grabbed the manager everyone. They're
Speaker 2: all sitting there just laughing, and.
Speaker 3: You're like.
Speaker 1: That someone not proud of pubbing.
Speaker 5: But I've got so much of it here, and you
Speaker 5: go look and this is the other thing, right, you
Speaker 5: go down there, I just have the VODK Like second,
Speaker 5: I've got a mile of it here.
Speaker 1: I've got to get rid of it somehow. Secondly, it's
Speaker 1: just so expensive when you get a public club for
Speaker 1: a like it's forteen dollars or something.
Speaker 2: Pubs and clubs, Yeah, I will say.
Speaker 1: Thirdly, I'm having to hit in the poker machines and
Speaker 1: I'm just getting rimmed there. I can't let him win
Speaker 1: a hundred. You're just going to get a little bit back.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and did you did what did the score end up?
Speaker 2: Was it one hundred? Or did you win or did
Speaker 2: they win last night?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: So I really was sorry. Yeah, okay, but I've done
Speaker 1: it in church three times. I've done it a wedding
Speaker 1: for the wedding is that three piece? Yeah?
Speaker 2: But no, it's a ceremony. They don't know that. They
Speaker 2: don't open the park. What's it like they let you
Speaker 2: drink before and then there's like an hour of the ceremony,
Speaker 2: but you're not allowed to drink.
Speaker 1: House of worship doing there. I hate going to church,
Speaker 1: So I just smuggled in this and make time go quick.
Speaker 1: And it's sort of entertaining because I'm looking around thinking right,
Speaker 1: and I slip one out. Now, dangerous a people, you
Speaker 1: know that the element of danger it's like a rush.
Speaker 2: It's like when you're going through like self checkout and
Speaker 2: you just won't scan that, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: No, I don't know. It's stealing. So I've done it
Speaker 1: a wedding. I've done it at a funeral. I did
Speaker 1: once a funeral because I didn't know the person that well.
Speaker 2: He actually didn't know them at all. He was just
Speaker 2: walking through.
Speaker 3: I can do it. Was just an open casket sitting now.
Speaker 3: He thought, I'll join the line mate.
Speaker 1: The third one was probably the most memorable. Again, at
Speaker 1: that point, I had people have given me sort of
Speaker 1: crystal head vod because send them to me because they
Speaker 1: knew the story. And so.
Speaker 2: Cooper had his at the church for his graduation.
Speaker 1: Graduation anyway, Trish goes, oh, I've just She was on
Speaker 1: a prayer in her pocket and she said, I'm going
Speaker 1: up to do a prayer of the faithful. You know
Speaker 1: they do that, They walk all the stuff to the altar.
Speaker 1: And then she got up. So I said, okay, So
Speaker 1: I had the crystal heads in my pocket and I
Speaker 1: was around a lot of people, so I can't. I
Speaker 1: can't do it. So what am I going to do?
Speaker 1: So the moment Trish goes, I've got to go up
Speaker 1: there and do that. As she got up and was
Speaker 1: walking down, I just shot off out out the back
Speaker 1: knocked it over. But as she was up doing the
Speaker 1: Prayer of the Faithful Mate, she was looking for me again,
Speaker 1: where's he gone? So I sit back down and she
Speaker 1: says down and goes, did you scale of what are
Speaker 1: you talking about? Now? She just went straight to.
Speaker 2: The pocket and because he had seventy in there, apparently
Speaker 2: she grabbed his jacket and she got it and it
Speaker 2: was like a piggy bank.
Speaker 1: But no more for me, No, no, no, you're done
Speaker 1: with that life gambling story? Oh I have one.
Speaker 4: Oh you're going well, it's a future one which can
Speaker 4: do really well. No, it's a gambling story that I've
Speaker 4: put on. It's a beat I put on a few
Speaker 4: weeks ago. Oh yeah, you did too for the worrior
Speaker 4: is because I personally think.
Speaker 2: That they're going to win them.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what it was, people agreeing with you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, what was the stat today about?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, the NRL tickets. They had a look at, like,
Speaker 2: you know, which members and fans have bought the most
Speaker 2: Aneral tickets? They bought twenty six percent of the tickets
Speaker 2: side already for the Grand Final. Wives fans Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: four percent were like seagulls. What are you thinking, guys.
Speaker 1: Guys, just accept your fate.
Speaker 3: They would have been brought about mid year.
Speaker 2: Yeah, undred percent, they would have been.
Speaker 1: They reckoned a good percentage of Titans fans though.
Speaker 2: They have been bought last year.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Go my gamling story as well. Actually, I so I
Speaker 3: actually got this is an interesting one. So Star Casino
Speaker 3: a fair few years back, after a new New South
Speaker 3: Wales Cup game, I wrote this down. I the Connor
Speaker 3: Tracy and Corey Allen who played a lot of cut
Speaker 3: at South City. We actually ran into one of the
Speaker 3: boys recently and I wrote this down because they actually
Speaker 3: they were watching this. They were spectating this and I
Speaker 3: had a few drinks something my belt. So we went
Speaker 3: to the Star Casino and they have these, Like I
Speaker 3: had a few drinks somebody. It was like two in
Speaker 3: the morning. They have these on a Saturday night, these
Speaker 3: active poker tables.
Speaker 2: You know what they look like.
Speaker 3: So you can walk in and after three hands you
Speaker 3: can take what you've got and you can leave. And
Speaker 3: I entered one of these tables and I was pretty cruisy.
Speaker 3: I was having a good time, like I put like
Speaker 3: they put like one hundred bucks in or two hundred
Speaker 3: bucks in.
Speaker 2: Thought, aw, you had a few drinks.
Speaker 3: I had, I had, i'd I'd had a few drinks,
Speaker 3: and I was in a good mood. But the guy,
Speaker 3: the guy to the right of me, I remember him.
Speaker 3: He was awfully he had a bit of cash on
Speaker 3: the table. But he's like one of those you know,
Speaker 3: you get to those tables, there's guys are really serious.
Speaker 3: Like some of them put shades on. Some people just
Speaker 3: put on like an angry face just to like play this.
Speaker 2: They got a hoodie on and chat it's face.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just to be consistent, right, And I must
Speaker 3: have been aggravating because I was like in a good mood,
Speaker 3: trying a yearn There was nothing really going on, but
Speaker 3: I remember the boys were watching and we had a
Speaker 3: couple of hands. Nothing really happened, and I thought to myself,
Speaker 3: Now I was getting a bit sick of it. So
Speaker 3: I thought to myself, on this next hand, I'm going
Speaker 3: to go all in. At some stage, I said, I'm
Speaker 3: going to try and bluff the tables there flour people
Speaker 3: on the table, yep, and so then get your hands.
Speaker 3: You know. I got a hundred bucks sitting there. And
Speaker 3: what I did was I opened my cards. I had
Speaker 3: a pair of fours and I thought to myself, good, Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's never good. I thought, oh shit, I'm really have
Speaker 3: to play my hand here. And then they deal the cards.
Speaker 3: But I remember there was an ace out there. I
Speaker 3: don't remember what the other cards were, and I thought, oh,
Speaker 3: I'm in trouble here if someone gets an ace. And
Speaker 3: basically as soon as that came out, I put fifty
Speaker 3: in up the ante and the rest of the table
Speaker 3: except the guy to the ride of me, this guy
Speaker 3: that was a bit agro He was like, he went nah,
Speaker 3: he thought I was bluffing, which I was, and I
Speaker 3: thought to myself, Okay, I need to really up the
Speaker 3: anti next one. So I went all in and then
Speaker 3: he what he ended up doing was he he just
Speaker 3: backed me all the way and went, nah, I'm going in.
Speaker 3: He put one hundred in and then I remember the
Speaker 3: fourth card revealed. So the last card was revealed. So
Speaker 3: you have to show your cards when you go all in.
Speaker 3: I had one hundred, so he matched me. You have
Speaker 3: to know at the start you have to show them.
Speaker 3: You flip them before the last cards revealed, right, So
Speaker 3: what I when it was revealed, it was a it
Speaker 3: was a four. So I got a triple and he
Speaker 3: had an ace, so he thought he had me. And
Speaker 3: then I got a triple and won. And then I
Speaker 3: got up the table and he was fucking filthy, like
Speaker 3: I remember him being that filthy, and I got up.
Speaker 3: I thought I was like the king of the world.
Speaker 3: Took me two hundred bucks, walked away. They looked at
Speaker 3: his He had like two rands still sitting there on
Speaker 3: the table.
Speaker 2: Jack, okay, drive.
Speaker 1: For the John.
Speaker 4: A couple of dams.
Speaker 2: I don't think now we take them. We take the
Speaker 2: piece out of Jack sometimes for you know, having some
Speaker 2: bad jokes. But I don't think I've ever stretched a
Speaker 2: story that could have could have been could have been
Speaker 2: thirty seconds into I reckon that was three and a half.
Speaker 1: You're a hard man to follow there, Jack, did you
Speaker 1: get the gist of the story? I did.
Speaker 4: Had a couple of drinks.
Speaker 2: I think it was a few. I think it was
Speaker 2: a few drinks. No, I get it. I love it.
Speaker 1: That story. Mean, Jack bat once but got a two
Speaker 1: undred fifty one. Bet up. We've said a few times
Speaker 1: on the body or two that one privately mate. A
Speaker 1: couple of one, a very prominent rugular league identity, very
Speaker 1: prominent who's still prominent in the game. Fletch was. Fletch
Speaker 1: was at the Roosters at the time. They went as
Speaker 1: a club to the races at rose Hill and this
Speaker 1: prominent rugby league identity had a thousand each way on
Speaker 1: a horse at sixty sixty one and it got up,
Speaker 1: and it got up really and he took the money
Speaker 1: in cash and went across to the hotel across road.
Speaker 1: That's paramot of Park Royal. He used to be across there,
Speaker 1: went across there and put it in a safe over there.
Speaker 1: Is that amazing?
Speaker 3: You have a few drinks?
Speaker 1: I think so, And he redeemed yourself for that. You
Speaker 1: probably have heard a couple of famous. You heard a
Speaker 1: guy called Kerry Packer. Yeah, Kerry Packer was.
Speaker 2: The own Channel nine, the own Channel nine.
Speaker 1: He was probably the most famous, probably one of the
Speaker 1: most famous strains of all time. Like just huge businessman,
Speaker 1: like huge presence, and he was a really big gambler
Speaker 1: and he go to Vegas and put big, big bets on.
Speaker 1: But he was a fearless gambler. So he went in
Speaker 1: there once and he was sitting at the high rollers
Speaker 1: at Caesar's Palace and there was this big textan guy
Speaker 1: with the cowboy had on and he was bragging at
Speaker 1: the table about how much, oh mate, I got this
Speaker 1: farm and it's worth, you know, two hundred and fifty
Speaker 1: million dollars. Kerry Packard turned him and said, pull out
Speaker 1: of coin and said, I'll toss you for the the farm.
Speaker 1: For the farm, yep, said I'll toss you for it.
Speaker 1: And the guy of course himself. But there was other
Speaker 1: but he was famous for his generosity as well. And
Speaker 1: he was up there one night having an amazing run
Speaker 1: and the young lady who was she was dealing cards.
Speaker 1: He was like, oh, so, Dna, do you tell me
Speaker 1: about your life? And and as she's the only way,
Speaker 1: she goes, I'm a single mom and I've got a
Speaker 1: young child and we're doing it tough at the moment.
Speaker 1: And he goes, how much do you owe on your mortgage?
Speaker 1: And she said two hundred thousand dollars And he just
Speaker 1: went passed the chip over and said, there's your mortgage.
Speaker 1: Pay for it. Nice had a great story.
Speaker 2: That is good. What a man Hey, now it's a
Speaker 2: little long as well to shout out to a friend
Speaker 2: of the pot as well, Billy Slater. He's retired from
Speaker 2: Queensland coaching.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 2: I do not know who the hell they're going to
Speaker 2: get next, because I know Cameron Smith was first on
Speaker 2: their raidar, but he's pulled out of the race. He
Speaker 2: would have been great, but exect pressure on Cooper Krong
Speaker 2: to take it. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I really loves taking the piss out of me Cooper
Speaker 1: and trying to put me in circumstances. Let's let's do it.
Speaker 1: Just push hard because for me, he's the ideal meaning
Speaker 1: for the job.
Speaker 2: Bloody eight, one of the Big three.
Speaker 1: He's not a big drinker. He leaves a fairly boring
Speaker 1: life and maybe he had plenty of time on I don't.
Speaker 2: Reckon many of the like I think outside of Slutsy
Speaker 2: Coops and Smitty, I don't know if many of those
Speaker 2: other guys could probably like from that generation, could coach it.
Speaker 2: A lot of them are good at the assistant roll.
Speaker 2: I don't know if they're ready to take on the
Speaker 2: big role and to be able to manipulate the media
Speaker 2: and whatnot, like they can to.
Speaker 1: Be continued yeah, we're a bit to hurry up here.
Speaker 1: We're at a hard out because Poppy has got to
Speaker 1: get the training.
Speaker 2: Yeah she does. We've got to do our tips now,
Speaker 2: Tricia Sunds.
Speaker 1: This week, by the.
Speaker 4: Way, we have Melbourne Demons.
Speaker 1: It doesn't sound right when you say yeah that cougar
Speaker 1: shake it just be D'll beat JACKO beat that.
Speaker 3: We're going to keep.
Speaker 1: We're going to kick their asses. You can't really yeah
Speaker 1: that technically ad Okay, stop, we're gonna win. We're gonna win.
Speaker 2: Okay, there, we got there, Jesus. Okay, so you're gonna
Speaker 2: do Atricia Tims she sent through hers, but I feel
Speaker 2: like if she's not here, she can't do it.
Speaker 1: You got to be in this.
Speaker 2: Okay, first game Storm versus Penrith. Poppy will start with you.
Speaker 2: Who do you think? Just go on based on the mascots,
Speaker 2: whoever you want or you know.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna go. Is Harry playing?
Speaker 2: I believe he might be making a return this week.
Speaker 4: Harry, I mean Harry All.
Speaker 1: It has been poor weather this week, so nicely done.
Speaker 2: Matthew, Panthers, Jack Panthers. I will go. I'll go to
Speaker 2: Panthers as well.
Speaker 1: You're nearly nearly. I was going to say.
Speaker 2: Trish actually said the Storm as well, So you are
Speaker 2: on Storm. Next game, Raiders versus Broncos and shout out
Speaker 2: Josh Papalis last home game for the rat retirement the
Speaker 2: end of the year.
Speaker 3: Lots of the boys to lots of the boys supposed
Speaker 3: to be busted. Rickie Cent in his last press are
Speaker 3: is that there a lot of them are busted and
Speaker 3: they're refusing to go and get surgery because I want
Speaker 3: to play in Big Papa's last game.
Speaker 1: Cool.
Speaker 2: That's pretty cool. So that is the Raiders or the Broncos. Penelope, Umm, Raiders.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm going Raiders too, and we pop you on
Speaker 1: that one.
Speaker 2: Jack, Yeah, I'm going Raiders. Don't wait for me to
Speaker 2: say your name as well. Okay, well do it for
Speaker 2: I will go to the Raiders as well. Dolphins versus the Eels.
Speaker 2: Penelope and trist did the Raiders too, so you are
Speaker 2: in line with that.
Speaker 4: I'm going to go Dolphins.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm going Dolphins too.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna I'm gonna go to the Eels here. What
Speaker 3: I think the Eels have watching them last week? They
Speaker 3: are they can defend well, and Dolphins didn't convince me
Speaker 3: against many last week. I thought just the mainly were
Speaker 3: a bit off. Have the hot hand, jack and and
Speaker 3: they're looking on Mad Monday. And as I said last week,
Speaker 3: there's nothing more dangerous than the team that wants to
Speaker 3: go into Mad Monday as a success. Correct.
Speaker 1: Okay, Old Boys Day more dangerous.
Speaker 2: Old Boys Day Nights versus the Sea Eagles. Yeah, Poppy, mainly,
Speaker 2: that's all right, don't matter.
Speaker 1: Might better the round Knights up there? What is that
Speaker 1: your lock of the round, that's my lock.
Speaker 2: I will go kiss it death. Watch them just get flogged. Now,
Speaker 2: I'll go the Knights, and then I'll go the Knights
Speaker 2: as well. Trisha actually picked the Knights, but you've taken
Speaker 2: her to Manly. But it might be right. Rabbit O's
Speaker 2: versus the Wars up the Wars, Yeah, I'm with you.
Speaker 2: Wars was till I die.
Speaker 3: Saying there's a chance, hopefully soon, there's a chance that
Speaker 3: Jet Cleary.
Speaker 2: Could play for the Warriors.
Speaker 1: For the Hamstring.
Speaker 2: Well, okay, dragons, stay tuned for that. Dragons versus dogs.
Speaker 4: I don't really know much about these teams. I would
Speaker 4: rather be a dragon.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well you dragons, well, Poppy, you probably wouldn't do
Speaker 2: you want to go dragons?
Speaker 3: Yep?
Speaker 1: Okay, I would rather be a dragon or adult dragon. Okay,
Speaker 1: no worries, I'll go dogs.
Speaker 3: I'm going to go dragons. I like I'm seeing from
Speaker 3: the dragons. I thought I'm probably good against the Tigers
Speaker 3: last week, Doggies. They don't make the finals.
Speaker 1: Now they can't steal, they can't a little weary, don't they.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go the dogs, Dogs. Okay, Titans versse Sharks.
Speaker 4: I would like Nicko doing Sharks.
Speaker 2: Nice, Okay, loyal, nice, I like it. Matthew, I'd like
Speaker 2: me to win Titans dog.
Speaker 3: Jack Titans.
Speaker 2: All right, Well I'm with I'll go the Sharks then,
Speaker 2: because much like you, you got to stay loyal to
Speaker 2: your friends.
Speaker 1: Rather be a dog than the trader, would you.
Speaker 2: Okay? And last one of the round Rooster's best Tigers.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Nice, Well everyone going to I'm going Roosters.
Speaker 3: Roosters. They're on, they're on part of they're on part
Speaker 3: of the Grand Final.
Speaker 2: At the moment, I think they're coming first at the moment.
Speaker 2: Two Premiership.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they just they just over up Penrith, Penelope.
Speaker 2: We're gonna let you go to training. Thank you, honey.
Speaker 2: You are an amazing girlfriend and partner, and you are
Speaker 2: in future spouse and I just want you to know
Speaker 2: that I love you so much.
Speaker 1: I want to say that you're an amazing person, amazing
Speaker 1: amazing defender. I cannot tell you how impressed I was
Speaker 1: with your commitment to the cause. You I think you
Speaker 1: will be. I think you will end up being the
Speaker 1: greatest buy in g W g w S historys regardless
Speaker 1: men or women.
Speaker 2: There, that's a great what pressure.
Speaker 3: Jack, Nicely done, Poppy. You did a terrible job of
Speaker 3: being trish because you're probably too normal, but well done.
Speaker 2: Well done. Pressure makes Don't you got anything for us
Speaker 2: that you want to say?
Speaker 4: No? Not really, thanks for having me.
Speaker 1: Okay, get going, man,