1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:01,960 Speaker 1: You are on the air with Jason. Lauren Clint is 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:03,840 Speaker 1: here as well, and so is this lady. 3 00:00:04,200 --> 00:00:07,120 Speaker 2: Our next guest is a comedian post of Channel tens 4 00:00:07,160 --> 00:00:10,240 Speaker 2: the chief seats and has for bad buys. 5 00:00:10,600 --> 00:00:12,680 Speaker 3: My boyfriend. He's been arrested before. 6 00:00:12,840 --> 00:00:16,120 Speaker 4: He went to jail for one night for kicking over 7 00:00:16,200 --> 00:00:22,000 Speaker 4: a recycling bin. So watch out for him every second Wednesday. 8 00:00:22,200 --> 00:00:23,200 Speaker 2: Welcome to the show. 9 00:00:23,480 --> 00:00:26,960 Speaker 4: Well did right, well, good morning? 10 00:00:27,600 --> 00:00:27,880 Speaker 2: True. 11 00:00:28,080 --> 00:00:30,600 Speaker 4: That is genuinely true, people, I think I've made it up, 12 00:00:30,600 --> 00:00:33,400 Speaker 4: but it's genuinely true. He was he was out on 13 00:00:33,479 --> 00:00:36,320 Speaker 4: a big night with the boys. On the way home 14 00:00:37,040 --> 00:00:40,200 Speaker 4: from the bus, he was jumping and kicking the bins 15 00:00:40,240 --> 00:00:44,440 Speaker 4: and he ran there and so he was he had 16 00:00:44,479 --> 00:00:45,839 Speaker 4: to sleep in the cell from them. 17 00:00:46,120 --> 00:00:47,240 Speaker 1: Wouldn't they just make him clean? 18 00:00:49,240 --> 00:00:51,000 Speaker 4: I think drunk and disorderly. He didn't get charged, he 19 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:53,960 Speaker 4: didn't get charged with anything. But he slipped on this 20 00:00:54,160 --> 00:00:57,400 Speaker 4: like concrete slab and then realizing the morning that there 21 00:00:57,440 --> 00:01:00,560 Speaker 4: was a mattress that was up against the wall, was du. 22 00:01:02,200 --> 00:01:02,760 Speaker 3: Disorderly. 23 00:01:02,880 --> 00:01:05,120 Speaker 1: But that a turn on. 24 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:07,160 Speaker 2: Man. 25 00:01:07,200 --> 00:01:09,559 Speaker 4: He's got he's got a instead of a tear dropped, 26 00:01:09,800 --> 00:01:11,440 Speaker 4: he's got a triangle of arrows. 27 00:01:11,280 --> 00:01:14,360 Speaker 3: It's sort of sexy sort of prison prison stuff. 28 00:01:16,880 --> 00:01:19,160 Speaker 1: Congratulations on the chief seats. You guys are on fire 29 00:01:19,200 --> 00:01:22,800 Speaker 1: at the moment, and doing a world. 30 00:01:22,520 --> 00:01:27,759 Speaker 4: Tour, world tour, world Asterisk tour, which is once city only. 31 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:31,720 Speaker 4: We're going to Saint Kilda and so you know, life 32 00:01:31,720 --> 00:01:34,960 Speaker 4: on the road it can be tough. So it'll be 33 00:01:35,080 --> 00:01:38,360 Speaker 4: a tour of maybe we'll share an uber and you know, 34 00:01:38,400 --> 00:01:40,560 Speaker 4: we'll have a lot of stories from our from our touring. 35 00:01:40,560 --> 00:01:42,600 Speaker 5: Being on the world too, if we go to if 36 00:01:42,600 --> 00:01:45,560 Speaker 5: we make the journey the pilgrimage to Saint Kilda. 37 00:01:45,920 --> 00:01:48,280 Speaker 4: Yes, so this is a lot this This is a 38 00:01:48,320 --> 00:01:51,040 Speaker 4: live show, so it's not fit for broadcast. It's basically 39 00:01:51,080 --> 00:01:53,280 Speaker 4: all of the things that the lawyers said we can't. 40 00:01:53,040 --> 00:01:54,720 Speaker 3: Do televised show. 41 00:01:54,920 --> 00:01:55,760 Speaker 1: It won't be filmed. 42 00:01:56,040 --> 00:01:56,880 Speaker 3: It won't be filmed. 43 00:01:58,560 --> 00:02:00,400 Speaker 4: The people and the audience and I think we might 44 00:02:00,440 --> 00:02:02,120 Speaker 4: have to get them to sign an NDA. 45 00:02:02,720 --> 00:02:04,360 Speaker 3: No, it'll be a lot. 46 00:02:04,240 --> 00:02:07,040 Speaker 4: Of sort of behind the scenes stories, things that we 47 00:02:07,160 --> 00:02:08,600 Speaker 4: kind of keep a little diary of. 48 00:02:08,600 --> 00:02:10,160 Speaker 3: Things that the lawyers say that we can't do. 49 00:02:10,240 --> 00:02:15,799 Speaker 2: It still hanging crap on us in the industry. 50 00:02:14,760 --> 00:02:17,000 Speaker 4: Hanging crap on you, but you are actually one of 51 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:20,320 Speaker 4: our spies. Really, because so every now and again Clint 52 00:02:20,360 --> 00:02:23,000 Speaker 4: will send an issue to Meltressina and say, you've got 53 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:25,200 Speaker 4: to check nine forty today. 54 00:02:25,360 --> 00:02:28,440 Speaker 2: Yes, I can confess now because enough water has gone 55 00:02:28,480 --> 00:02:30,400 Speaker 2: under the bridge that I did throw my co host 56 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:32,480 Speaker 2: on Weekend Today they have the bus. 57 00:02:32,160 --> 00:02:34,520 Speaker 3: Alison Petrowski Petrowski. 58 00:02:34,800 --> 00:02:38,600 Speaker 4: So essentially sometimes people send us they go, oh, this 59 00:02:38,680 --> 00:02:40,040 Speaker 4: is a bit of fun and we go, oh, it's 60 00:02:40,080 --> 00:02:42,840 Speaker 4: you guys doing a funny joke. I'm sure, look, I'm 61 00:02:42,880 --> 00:02:46,760 Speaker 4: sure it's we want people to make mistakes. But Clint, oh, 62 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:49,000 Speaker 4: thank goodness for the clip that he sent us. It 63 00:02:49,120 --> 00:02:52,600 Speaker 4: was Alison Petrowski talking about the Australia's fittest mum. And 64 00:02:52,639 --> 00:02:54,680 Speaker 4: you know there's a sort of certain terms and weightlifting 65 00:02:54,680 --> 00:02:55,800 Speaker 4: that have double entendre. 66 00:02:57,560 --> 00:02:58,640 Speaker 3: I know what this is. 67 00:02:58,720 --> 00:03:03,520 Speaker 4: They start it to the mom's lifting weights and Allison says, 68 00:03:03,960 --> 00:03:08,239 Speaker 4: look at those snatches and possibly the greatest clip we've 69 00:03:08,240 --> 00:03:09,800 Speaker 4: ever played on the show. 70 00:03:10,240 --> 00:03:13,799 Speaker 5: It is called a SNATCHA she had. 71 00:03:16,760 --> 00:03:21,160 Speaker 2: You took me a while to compose my message, and 72 00:03:21,280 --> 00:03:24,200 Speaker 2: Lauren was watching at the time. She goes clips down away. 73 00:03:24,080 --> 00:03:24,919 Speaker 3: As I get it together. 74 00:03:25,040 --> 00:03:27,639 Speaker 5: You're actually hosting the Today Show. 75 00:03:27,880 --> 00:03:32,120 Speaker 4: Been the same you know, thats my sensibilities. 76 00:03:32,280 --> 00:03:35,920 Speaker 1: So that people in the television industry sending you clips 77 00:03:35,920 --> 00:03:38,560 Speaker 1: in the hope that they will make the show. 78 00:03:39,200 --> 00:03:40,720 Speaker 4: Tim they don't want to be on the show because 79 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:43,480 Speaker 4: they go, Oh, I bet at Melanie Bracelet will have 80 00:03:43,480 --> 00:03:44,280 Speaker 4: a field day with this. 81 00:03:44,840 --> 00:03:47,080 Speaker 3: You've TechEd me you want us to play on the show. 82 00:03:47,440 --> 00:03:50,120 Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, did you see that Mariah Carey clip 83 00:03:50,160 --> 00:03:52,000 Speaker 5: that went viral and we're just talking about things getting 84 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:52,960 Speaker 5: stuck in your algorithm? 85 00:03:53,160 --> 00:03:54,960 Speaker 3: Have you not seen the Mariah Carey and have not 86 00:03:54,960 --> 00:03:55,240 Speaker 3: seen that? 87 00:03:55,440 --> 00:03:58,120 Speaker 5: She gets asked about Katy Perry going to space? 88 00:03:58,560 --> 00:03:59,800 Speaker 3: No, I'm not saying that. 89 00:03:59,800 --> 00:04:02,600 Speaker 5: I love she might be the only woman in the 90 00:04:02,600 --> 00:04:04,520 Speaker 5: world that didn't know Katy Perry went to space. 91 00:04:04,560 --> 00:04:05,280 Speaker 3: You got it there, Jays. 92 00:04:05,800 --> 00:04:08,800 Speaker 1: Would you go into space? You know, like Katy Perry did? 93 00:04:08,960 --> 00:04:09,960 Speaker 4: Did she go to space? 94 00:04:10,720 --> 00:04:11,320 Speaker 3: Not for long? 95 00:04:11,520 --> 00:04:13,960 Speaker 5: I think it was where'd she go space? 96 00:04:14,120 --> 00:04:14,760 Speaker 3: Where does she go? 97 00:04:15,600 --> 00:04:22,080 Speaker 4: No? One knows? Into and went into orbit and back. 98 00:04:22,320 --> 00:04:25,719 Speaker 3: She's like floating in the And this is true. 99 00:04:25,880 --> 00:04:26,400 Speaker 1: This is this. 100 00:04:26,560 --> 00:04:27,560 Speaker 5: I've not made this up. 101 00:04:27,640 --> 00:04:28,200 Speaker 4: This is true. 102 00:04:28,440 --> 00:04:31,240 Speaker 2: Wow, very Katie, would you do it? 103 00:04:31,480 --> 00:04:35,920 Speaker 4: I think I've done enough to be so unplugged from 104 00:04:35,960 --> 00:04:40,640 Speaker 4: the world that's amazing, sounds space. 105 00:04:42,400 --> 00:04:46,680 Speaker 3: Christmas. I think she's not. She's what. 106 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:48,240 Speaker 5: You got to see her face when she says and 107 00:04:48,600 --> 00:04:52,120 Speaker 5: she was where did she govable? 108 00:04:52,120 --> 00:04:53,240 Speaker 3: And I think I've done it. 109 00:04:54,880 --> 00:04:55,440 Speaker 5: You've done. 110 00:04:56,960 --> 00:05:01,120 Speaker 2: Hey, Mill. You were also celebrating with our Melbourne Vixen's girls. 111 00:05:01,200 --> 00:05:01,560 Speaker 3: I saw. 112 00:05:02,560 --> 00:05:05,560 Speaker 4: I wish I was because well, I mean, I'm celebrating 113 00:05:06,160 --> 00:05:09,920 Speaker 4: from Afar because I was in Sydney on the night 114 00:05:10,040 --> 00:05:16,360 Speaker 4: of the night before. I love Nettle so much, and look, 115 00:05:16,400 --> 00:05:20,039 Speaker 4: I love those girls. I hate to say this, I 116 00:05:20,040 --> 00:05:21,000 Speaker 4: didn't think they could. 117 00:05:20,800 --> 00:05:24,919 Speaker 3: Do it, and I genuinely was do you know what? 118 00:05:25,040 --> 00:05:27,000 Speaker 4: I was watching it in a restaurant while hanging out 119 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:30,520 Speaker 4: with Meltressena and to McDonald punish, and I. 120 00:05:30,440 --> 00:05:31,640 Speaker 3: Know I felt bad. 121 00:05:31,680 --> 00:05:33,160 Speaker 4: We were waiting for our food and I think I 122 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:35,400 Speaker 4: was very tense because I went to go take a 123 00:05:35,440 --> 00:05:37,760 Speaker 4: sip of my lemon lime and bitters and I lifted 124 00:05:37,760 --> 00:05:38,400 Speaker 4: it up and. 125 00:05:38,320 --> 00:05:42,200 Speaker 3: My glass had split in half. And so I somehow 126 00:05:42,279 --> 00:05:45,120 Speaker 3: I think every time I went to take a dress dress, I. 127 00:05:45,120 --> 00:05:47,000 Speaker 4: Was and so I sort of that I picked it 128 00:05:47,080 --> 00:05:49,000 Speaker 4: up and it literally just nothing shattered. 129 00:05:49,120 --> 00:05:52,200 Speaker 3: It was just split into two. It was, I know. 130 00:05:52,279 --> 00:05:54,800 Speaker 3: So that's how tense. I was watching that game. 131 00:05:55,040 --> 00:05:57,679 Speaker 5: Are we sure that they've stopped celebrating it? Because Clint, 132 00:05:57,760 --> 00:06:04,679 Speaker 5: you saw them at the mcgay. 133 00:06:01,800 --> 00:06:03,960 Speaker 2: Night still wearing their medals and the lash there. 134 00:06:04,960 --> 00:06:14,720 Speaker 3: Let me finish, look at that snatch tattoos tattoos because. 135 00:06:14,480 --> 00:06:17,599 Speaker 5: Then I saw them on Friday they were in at 136 00:06:17,640 --> 00:06:19,920 Speaker 5: the new Mecca store at the opening. 137 00:06:20,440 --> 00:06:23,600 Speaker 3: Still walking around in the Oh my god, it was amazing. 138 00:06:23,640 --> 00:06:26,160 Speaker 4: And I think that it was at John Caterrena what's 139 00:06:26,160 --> 00:06:30,640 Speaker 4: it John Carena Labor labor that was in Melbourne and 140 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:33,479 Speaker 4: that home crowd, it was just it was it was 141 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:37,280 Speaker 4: so sick. I am a netballer, I'm a goalkeeper. 142 00:06:37,360 --> 00:06:38,760 Speaker 3: We and are not too. 143 00:06:38,880 --> 00:06:40,800 Speaker 4: I'm pretty emotional as well because we just lost a 144 00:06:40,880 --> 00:06:42,720 Speaker 4: major semi final. But it's okay. Can we got down 145 00:06:42,720 --> 00:06:44,440 Speaker 4: into the minor bracket and we can still come back 146 00:06:44,480 --> 00:06:45,120 Speaker 4: and compete them. 147 00:06:45,120 --> 00:06:48,760 Speaker 3: And what's your team called? South Yarra represent? Oh, you're 148 00:06:48,839 --> 00:06:50,160 Speaker 3: like actually in the team, like. 149 00:06:52,279 --> 00:06:55,160 Speaker 4: We we have basically every nickball club just steals and 150 00:06:55,240 --> 00:06:57,440 Speaker 4: AFL teams. So we have the same logo as the 151 00:06:57,440 --> 00:07:02,440 Speaker 4: Brisbane Lions for something, Terry Lions, Yeah, South Carolina Yeah cool? 152 00:07:02,960 --> 00:07:04,239 Speaker 2: And what pose do you play? 153 00:07:04,440 --> 00:07:05,240 Speaker 3: I'm a goalkeeper. 154 00:07:05,360 --> 00:07:06,880 Speaker 2: Yeah, good range. 155 00:07:06,960 --> 00:07:09,520 Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm tall and I love to stand into a 156 00:07:09,520 --> 00:07:12,840 Speaker 4: gold circle and the shooter to sigh as I walk. 157 00:07:12,760 --> 00:07:13,440 Speaker 3: Onto the course. 158 00:07:15,240 --> 00:07:17,880 Speaker 1: I love just to throw our producer Jews under the 159 00:07:17,920 --> 00:07:19,480 Speaker 1: bus here because they do a prep sheep for all 160 00:07:19,520 --> 00:07:21,240 Speaker 1: the guests coming in. You guys would get the same 161 00:07:21,280 --> 00:07:25,400 Speaker 1: on the Cheap Seats. Melanie brace Well thirty years old, 162 00:07:25,480 --> 00:07:28,320 Speaker 1: comedian host of Cheap Seats, worked in radio and New Zealand. 163 00:07:28,680 --> 00:07:30,640 Speaker 1: Tall Girl one point five? 164 00:07:32,080 --> 00:07:35,920 Speaker 3: Are you wrong? 165 00:07:36,040 --> 00:07:38,600 Speaker 4: You see me in person and you go, wait, hold 166 00:07:38,640 --> 00:07:39,280 Speaker 4: on a second. 167 00:07:40,680 --> 00:07:42,920 Speaker 5: Did you see what happened when Marie's in here? She 168 00:07:42,960 --> 00:07:44,040 Speaker 5: went in for a hug and I went in for 169 00:07:44,040 --> 00:07:45,760 Speaker 5: a kids names and I've almost giving her a hickey 170 00:07:45,800 --> 00:07:46,280 Speaker 5: on her knees. 171 00:07:47,640 --> 00:07:51,640 Speaker 4: You know why I sort of jutted my neck out. 172 00:07:51,200 --> 00:07:54,000 Speaker 4: It was you were holding many things and I didn't 173 00:07:54,040 --> 00:07:56,000 Speaker 4: know the right Oh no. 174 00:07:55,960 --> 00:07:58,080 Speaker 1: That's the the image we went out there. Now when 175 00:07:58,080 --> 00:08:00,080 Speaker 1: she runs into her partner, you've been at nover. 176 00:08:00,120 --> 00:08:01,520 Speaker 3: Thanks giving you a hickey. 177 00:08:01,600 --> 00:08:04,640 Speaker 1: Hey, you can get tickets. Go and check them out 178 00:08:04,680 --> 00:08:07,920 Speaker 1: live at the Palais The Cheap Seats World Tour October 179 00:08:08,040 --> 00:08:11,720 Speaker 1: swid Palitheater dot com dot au love it. Always good 180 00:08:11,720 --> 00:08:12,320 Speaker 1: to see email. 181 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:12,880 Speaker 3: Always good to see you. 182 00:08:12,920 --> 00:08:15,040 Speaker 1: Thanks for coming, Thanks, it's just going on. 183 00:08:17,160 --> 00:08:21,640 Speaker 2: Jason Lauren Lauren wake up feeling good following them on 184 00:08:21,760 --> 00:08:22,520 Speaker 2: the socials.