WEBVTT - Bonus: Lauren Is A Cookie

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<v Speaker 1>Jason Lauren on Nomber one hundred.

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<v Speaker 2>So after the show, I ran to film postcards yesterday.

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<v Speaker 2>I was going to Eltona Nor or sort of Altona

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<v Speaker 2>North and then Eltona over the West Gate.

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<v Speaker 3>Question question WGB.

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<v Speaker 4>How does it work in the postcards office? Do they go, hey,

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<v Speaker 4>we've got the dog beach in Hampton the cafe in

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<v Speaker 4>Altona and you guys fight it out or do you

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<v Speaker 4>just get handed?

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<v Speaker 1>Now you get handed?

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<v Speaker 2>And generally I just do ones within about sort of

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<v Speaker 2>a half hour radius from the city because I have

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<v Speaker 2>to come after work where most people would hit the

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<v Speaker 2>road at seven o'clock in the morning and go and film.

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<v Speaker 3>But they sort of how do I put this?

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<v Speaker 4>They connect the right hose with the right activity, Like

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<v Speaker 4>you're not doing the tree climbing down in mornington when I.

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<v Speaker 2>Used to have to do so that was always me

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<v Speaker 2>because I was always the youngest, and night when I

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<v Speaker 2>hosted kids WB, they were like, Lauren can do the activities.

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<v Speaker 2>And I finally work my way at the ranks and

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, no, no, no, I do wineries and desserts.

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<v Speaker 3>Nice, you're not the team.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't wear harnesses at work or at home.

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<v Speaker 3>So where do we sign you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yesterday yesterday went to Altona, went to your Mama. It

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<v Speaker 2>was called your mama's yogurt. I think it's frozen yogurt,

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<v Speaker 2>Yo mama, not your mom.

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<v Speaker 3>Yo mama's yoga.

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<v Speaker 2>I was told, no, yoch, your mama, no, your mama

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<v Speaker 2>jokes because it's yo mama, not your mama.

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<v Speaker 3>Right yo yo mama.

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<v Speaker 1>Delicious frogus and yoga. And when I was.

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<v Speaker 3>There twenty minutes on a yogurt.

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<v Speaker 2>No no, no no, it was just one stop. So we

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<v Speaker 2>did like four dian four locations. And when I was there,

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<v Speaker 2>the woman who was lovely who owned it, said to me, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>my daughters also here. She wanted to say hello, and

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<v Speaker 2>so she came and said hello, and there are lots

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<v Speaker 2>of people kind of standing around watching, and she said,

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<v Speaker 2>I bought a present for you.

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<v Speaker 3>Is it frozen yogurt?

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<v Speaker 1>And it wasn't frozen yogurt? And I said, oh, thank

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<v Speaker 1>you so much. She didn't have to do that, and

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<v Speaker 1>then she said open it.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh that's always And I was like.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my gosh, there's so many peop there's so many

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<v Speaker 1>people standing around in front of everyone.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like Christmas Day.

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<v Speaker 1>What if I hate it.

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<v Speaker 4>Birthday, birthdays and Christmas Day. I just want to open

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<v Speaker 4>things at home.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't want all at.

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<v Speaker 1>Once, not when everyone's serious here.

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<v Speaker 2>It is so this young woman has got a business.

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<v Speaker 1>So she handed me a tin. It says it says

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<v Speaker 1>eat me, eat me on it.

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<v Speaker 3>It says, eat me, Oh face biscuits. Well, she's got

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<v Speaker 3>me already.

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<v Speaker 1>She has immortal She's immortalized me in what sorry, she's

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<v Speaker 1>immortalized me my face in a giant.

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<v Speaker 4>Hang on.

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<v Speaker 3>She's made you into a cookie.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, she's made me into a cookie. And I scrolled

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<v Speaker 1>when I opened it.

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<v Speaker 3>Pass me cookie, Lauren.

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<v Speaker 1>It's quite heavy, My eyebrows are quite.

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<v Speaker 3>I just want to drop it on the desk, just

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<v Speaker 3>to break it. Don't break it, just a bit of

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<v Speaker 3>a weight.

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<v Speaker 1>If it's big, she's a big gel. I'm a big gel.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god. The reveal I look.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never looked better.

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<v Speaker 2>It's called the convictionist face biscuits eat me.

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<v Speaker 1>And so they make people that you love. They make

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<v Speaker 1>people that you love or your dog.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought when I saw it, I was like, this

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<v Speaker 2>might be a cookie of my dog.

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<v Speaker 3>You look lovely. This is funny.

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<v Speaker 4>This is going to go on because the cookie face

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<v Speaker 4>is quite smooth, right, and.

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<v Speaker 3>It's fun wait for it.

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<v Speaker 4>And then because it goes back into like a cookie

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<v Speaker 4>consistency around the neck area.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, you look like you got a hairy chicks a

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<v Speaker 3>bit of felt on your chick.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a great idea for a kid.

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<v Speaker 3>It's fair.

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<v Speaker 1>Squealed when I opened it in front of everyone.

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<v Speaker 3>Eat me. Oh my god, I mean you can eat men.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't have a nib should Oh god?

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<v Speaker 3>If I bite it into the neck, it'll be like wiki.

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<v Speaker 1>It's pretty big and it's pretty dense.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry. I keep looking at your net.

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<v Speaker 1>Stop touching it because I want to eat it on

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<v Speaker 1>your ear. Yeah, you can have a hond on my ear.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd go the hairline. Don't go straight in.

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<v Speaker 3>There, No, go the hairline.

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<v Speaker 1>Have the hairline, have a nip down the bottom. Go on,

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<v Speaker 1>tell me what I taste like?

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<v Speaker 3>Kiss the cookie?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it good cookie?

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<v Speaker 3>It looks like it looks like a nice cookie. That

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<v Speaker 3>is hilarious anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>Apparently you can get the maid for like dogs friends.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you think big my mamalies would like it for

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<v Speaker 2>mother's dave. I got her immortalized cynical.

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<v Speaker 3>That's pretty funny.

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<v Speaker 4>That is amazing. I just keep looking at your neck

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<v Speaker 4>and you just look like you've got a hairy chest.

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<v Speaker 4>Quite showy.

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<v Speaker 3>They got the they got their bloody What do you

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<v Speaker 3>call cheek fillers a right.

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<v Speaker 2>To didn't they I don't have cheek fellers. I've just

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<v Speaker 2>got chubby cheeks.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry, Lauren, Lauren Wake Up Feeling Good on No. One hundred.

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