1 00:00:00,360 --> 00:00:03,160 Speaker 1: Sitsy and with her with Kate Richie podcast. Can I 2 00:00:03,279 --> 00:00:05,880 Speaker 1: just mention to anybody that's ever had to say no 3 00:00:06,280 --> 00:00:10,480 Speaker 1: to something, whether it's food, alcohol, cigarettes, if you're making 4 00:00:10,480 --> 00:00:12,480 Speaker 1: a change in your life and you've had to say 5 00:00:12,600 --> 00:00:16,720 Speaker 1: no Tom, Tom and showers, I take my head on 6 00:00:16,720 --> 00:00:19,599 Speaker 1: a few months fashion. Say no to fashion, say no 7 00:00:19,680 --> 00:00:21,280 Speaker 1: to fashion, say no to change. 8 00:00:21,680 --> 00:00:23,680 Speaker 2: No, you know what, I Am going to back you 9 00:00:23,800 --> 00:00:26,720 Speaker 2: up there. And sometimes if you're drying, like maybe you're 10 00:00:26,760 --> 00:00:29,960 Speaker 2: in the car this morning and today's the day, Monday's. 11 00:00:29,480 --> 00:00:32,040 Speaker 1: The day, well done, you can do it. Just do it. 12 00:00:32,080 --> 00:00:33,160 Speaker 2: Your life will be better. 13 00:00:33,320 --> 00:00:33,840 Speaker 3: Yeah. 14 00:00:33,880 --> 00:00:36,080 Speaker 1: I'm in a dry zone at the moment, and by 15 00:00:36,080 --> 00:00:37,879 Speaker 1: that I mean I'm off the source kids as part 16 00:00:37,880 --> 00:00:40,240 Speaker 1: of my health kick and nearly three weeks in three 17 00:00:40,280 --> 00:00:43,600 Speaker 1: weeks to go, so nearly past the halfway mark and 18 00:00:44,159 --> 00:00:45,200 Speaker 1: having a good time. 19 00:00:45,360 --> 00:00:48,479 Speaker 3: So after the six weeks, what's what, what's the. 20 00:00:48,479 --> 00:00:51,800 Speaker 1: Go then I've already been planning that, Like I don't 21 00:00:51,800 --> 00:00:54,200 Speaker 1: know whether I'll go straight to mister Wong or I'll 22 00:00:54,240 --> 00:00:56,800 Speaker 1: go for pizza. I'm not Oh, you mean as far 23 00:00:56,800 --> 00:00:58,440 Speaker 1: as routine goes, yeeahs. 24 00:00:58,480 --> 00:01:03,680 Speaker 4: So those six weeks supposed to will hopefully mentally change 25 00:01:03,720 --> 00:01:04,759 Speaker 4: you and you can, then. 26 00:01:04,680 --> 00:01:06,280 Speaker 1: I'll have to I'll have to check him with t K. 27 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:08,440 Speaker 2: That's longer than six weeks. 28 00:01:09,440 --> 00:01:11,959 Speaker 1: I'll check him with t K. I'll give Tamor a course. 29 00:01:12,040 --> 00:01:14,319 Speaker 1: She seems to think if I can adopt sixty to 30 00:01:14,360 --> 00:01:17,640 Speaker 1: seventy percent of what I'm doing now into my old routine, 31 00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:20,479 Speaker 1: then that should be able to keep the weight off 32 00:01:20,520 --> 00:01:24,399 Speaker 1: and and create more of a healthier lifestyle than I required, 33 00:01:24,480 --> 00:01:26,520 Speaker 1: or I wouldn't have made this decision. So well done 34 00:01:26,560 --> 00:01:26,880 Speaker 1: to me. 35 00:01:28,680 --> 00:01:28,920 Speaker 3: With this. 36 00:01:29,280 --> 00:01:31,479 Speaker 2: It's a big morning of patting yourself on the back, 37 00:01:31,840 --> 00:01:32,839 Speaker 2: flooding with If. 38 00:01:32,720 --> 00:01:34,480 Speaker 1: No one else is going to then you've got to 39 00:01:34,480 --> 00:01:37,319 Speaker 1: throw an arm over your shoulder, don't you, dav Jess. 40 00:01:37,360 --> 00:01:40,959 Speaker 4: It's an even better effort for you to be off 41 00:01:41,040 --> 00:01:43,640 Speaker 4: the booze for three weeks, considering you had a weekend 42 00:01:43,640 --> 00:01:44,679 Speaker 4: with the in laws, didn't you? 43 00:01:45,120 --> 00:01:47,360 Speaker 1: Well? I did, And you know, Dave the brave All 44 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:50,200 Speaker 1: he wanted to do Lisa's dad was to drink with 45 00:01:50,240 --> 00:01:53,160 Speaker 1: another bloke, and unfortunately I had to say Dave, he. 46 00:01:53,160 --> 00:01:54,640 Speaker 3: Said, I'll go one for you. 47 00:01:56,920 --> 00:01:58,920 Speaker 1: There's a homeless guy on the corner down the street. 48 00:01:59,000 --> 00:01:59,480 Speaker 3: Good luck. 49 00:02:00,040 --> 00:02:02,560 Speaker 1: Do you know I'm doing really well, guys. It's not 50 00:02:02,600 --> 00:02:06,040 Speaker 1: all about me. But do you know when it comes 51 00:02:06,120 --> 00:02:09,880 Speaker 1: to sensitivity about weight and issues that I've had and 52 00:02:10,320 --> 00:02:12,400 Speaker 1: my left breast being bigger than my right and there 53 00:02:12,400 --> 00:02:14,519 Speaker 1: never even are they sisters, you know what I mean, 54 00:02:15,400 --> 00:02:17,880 Speaker 1: There's always one that's a little larger than the other 55 00:02:17,919 --> 00:02:18,880 Speaker 1: and we all go through that. 56 00:02:20,200 --> 00:02:22,760 Speaker 4: It's hard when you only get black eyes on your 57 00:02:22,840 --> 00:02:25,519 Speaker 4: right hand, so i'd have to going on a trampolone. 58 00:02:25,880 --> 00:02:28,920 Speaker 1: That's the annoying part. Running upstairs often catches me out too, 59 00:02:28,960 --> 00:02:32,000 Speaker 1: where I find myself what I would say Katea's cupping, 60 00:02:33,160 --> 00:02:36,359 Speaker 1: where you sort of support if you if your bratheras 61 00:02:36,400 --> 00:02:38,919 Speaker 1: and you run upstairs, you obviously need to cup. 62 00:02:39,320 --> 00:02:41,800 Speaker 2: I haven't done that for about forty years. 63 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:45,239 Speaker 1: Okay, so we move on. I'm at a water fun 64 00:02:45,360 --> 00:02:47,840 Speaker 1: park right and I'm not really into them too much. 65 00:02:47,880 --> 00:02:49,560 Speaker 1: I never fel I've got a bit of motion sickness 66 00:02:49,600 --> 00:02:52,040 Speaker 1: on water slides and stuff. It's never really been my thing. 67 00:02:52,160 --> 00:02:54,240 Speaker 2: No fun parks give me anxiety, do you know? 68 00:02:54,400 --> 00:02:56,240 Speaker 1: And then like this one that we went to was 69 00:02:56,280 --> 00:03:00,400 Speaker 1: like almost a small version of Wet and Wine or 70 00:03:00,600 --> 00:03:03,160 Speaker 1: raging waters. It's like a small sort of cheap mickey 71 00:03:03,240 --> 00:03:08,399 Speaker 1: mouse version. You have to carry your rubber ring. There's 72 00:03:08,400 --> 00:03:10,680 Speaker 1: two water slides in this joint, every one the green 73 00:03:10,720 --> 00:03:11,359 Speaker 1: one that's. 74 00:03:11,320 --> 00:03:14,920 Speaker 3: Old school and this is actually a great workout for you. Mate. 75 00:03:15,160 --> 00:03:18,280 Speaker 1: Well, that's the thing I carry carrying. Yeah, I had 76 00:03:18,320 --> 00:03:21,400 Speaker 1: to carry the rubber ring that you carry to the 77 00:03:21,400 --> 00:03:23,680 Speaker 1: top of the stairs, which is about four flights up 78 00:03:23,760 --> 00:03:25,280 Speaker 1: before you get to the top of the stairs, and 79 00:03:25,280 --> 00:03:28,120 Speaker 1: the lady at the top loads you onto the water slide. 80 00:03:29,440 --> 00:03:32,080 Speaker 1: I don't know why, and help me out here, because 81 00:03:32,080 --> 00:03:35,280 Speaker 1: I honestly don't know why. At the top of the stairs, 82 00:03:35,320 --> 00:03:37,640 Speaker 1: where you wait before you jump onto the water slide, 83 00:03:38,200 --> 00:03:42,320 Speaker 1: there's a set of scales and there's like in the 84 00:03:42,320 --> 00:03:44,080 Speaker 1: big one, there's like a ring that's sort of four 85 00:03:44,120 --> 00:03:46,720 Speaker 1: people can sit in and they all have to get 86 00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:49,840 Speaker 1: on the scales to see how much the whole family 87 00:03:49,880 --> 00:03:52,040 Speaker 1: weighs before they get onto it. Even if you're an 88 00:03:52,080 --> 00:03:54,600 Speaker 1: individual like me going in the rubber ring by myself, 89 00:03:54,800 --> 00:03:57,040 Speaker 1: I did get on the set of scales. 90 00:03:57,040 --> 00:03:59,440 Speaker 3: You would be generating a lot of velocity as well. 91 00:03:59,560 --> 00:04:01,880 Speaker 2: Yes, why do you get on on your own when 92 00:04:01,960 --> 00:04:03,520 Speaker 2: usually it holds four people? 93 00:04:03,760 --> 00:04:03,920 Speaker 3: No? 94 00:04:03,920 --> 00:04:06,960 Speaker 1: No different water slides that was the family one, and 95 00:04:07,240 --> 00:04:10,200 Speaker 1: there was a single individual one, and you'll go that 96 00:04:10,600 --> 00:04:12,760 Speaker 1: they looked at the weight and went, no more family, 97 00:04:13,280 --> 00:04:15,640 Speaker 1: and you said, it was just it's just me. It 98 00:04:15,680 --> 00:04:21,159 Speaker 1: was just it was this is for one, the angle 99 00:04:21,320 --> 00:04:24,760 Speaker 1: of the reader, the digital roll out right when you 100 00:04:25,160 --> 00:04:28,440 Speaker 1: looked at the screen face the lineup, so everybody got 101 00:04:28,440 --> 00:04:31,440 Speaker 1: to see your weight as you got on the big 102 00:04:31,520 --> 00:04:33,440 Speaker 1: riggs over one hundred. He's working on it, but let's 103 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:35,080 Speaker 1: all back him in. I didn't want to turn to 104 00:04:35,240 --> 00:04:37,200 Speaker 1: everybody in the line and go, yeah, but I'm working 105 00:04:37,240 --> 00:04:41,120 Speaker 1: on it. So then Ted jumps on the scales as well. 106 00:04:41,160 --> 00:04:43,040 Speaker 1: He had to do it separately. And then we were 107 00:04:43,080 --> 00:04:45,600 Speaker 1: lining up to go on first. She says, you need 108 00:04:45,640 --> 00:04:48,760 Speaker 1: to go first because you're the heaviest. I understand that right, 109 00:04:48,800 --> 00:04:51,680 Speaker 1: because if Ted goes first and then I happened to 110 00:04:51,720 --> 00:04:53,920 Speaker 1: catch up to him, Well, oh my god, we've got 111 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:54,840 Speaker 1: all sorts of issues. 112 00:04:55,440 --> 00:04:58,240 Speaker 2: You need to say you need to go first because 113 00:04:58,279 --> 00:05:01,640 Speaker 2: you're heavier. Don't you just say you you go first? 114 00:05:01,720 --> 00:05:04,320 Speaker 1: Dat. The other thing you could do, Kate, which most 115 00:05:04,760 --> 00:05:07,000 Speaker 1: fun parks do, is they'll have a screen at the 116 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:09,520 Speaker 1: bottom so you can see that the other person's got 117 00:05:09,520 --> 00:05:12,360 Speaker 1: out of the water slide safely anyway. 118 00:05:12,040 --> 00:05:13,560 Speaker 3: Stop saying a gun park by the way. 119 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:17,960 Speaker 1: Sorry. At one hundred miles an hour and the fat 120 00:05:18,600 --> 00:05:22,719 Speaker 1: so I get into the ring, she goes where you go? Yeah, 121 00:05:22,839 --> 00:05:24,600 Speaker 1: I hate water slides. I'll do it anyway because the 122 00:05:24,640 --> 00:05:26,280 Speaker 1: kids are happy and on bloody holidays. 123 00:05:27,240 --> 00:05:27,760 Speaker 3: You're true. 124 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:32,480 Speaker 1: I'm halfway down. I'm halfway down the slide. The ring, 125 00:05:32,800 --> 00:05:36,120 Speaker 1: the ring gets a bit stuck. My bum's through the 126 00:05:36,160 --> 00:05:38,839 Speaker 1: middle of the ring and I'm sort of caught on 127 00:05:38,880 --> 00:05:42,359 Speaker 1: the side of the of the of the slide. So 128 00:05:42,440 --> 00:05:45,520 Speaker 1: the water's building up. The thing is, while I'm stuck there, 129 00:05:45,560 --> 00:05:47,839 Speaker 1: I'm thinking, why am I getting more and more stuck 130 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:54,279 Speaker 1: As the water is building up, the ring's popped. Oh right, 131 00:05:54,880 --> 00:05:55,880 Speaker 1: I've blown my ring out. 132 00:05:56,400 --> 00:05:58,320 Speaker 2: Oh wow, blow your ring out? 133 00:05:58,720 --> 00:06:01,279 Speaker 3: So does that? Does that can let me slow you down? 134 00:06:01,400 --> 00:06:03,400 Speaker 3: That you stop on the slide, because that can be 135 00:06:03,440 --> 00:06:05,880 Speaker 3: quite dangerous. I'd stopped on the slide. Oh, then you've 136 00:06:05,880 --> 00:06:08,440 Speaker 3: got people coming behind you with their knees. You do it, 137 00:06:08,480 --> 00:06:09,680 Speaker 3: so I'm straight into your back. 138 00:06:10,040 --> 00:06:12,680 Speaker 1: I'm starting to panic. I've blown my ring out and 139 00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:15,159 Speaker 1: I'm slowed down to the point where I'm having to 140 00:06:15,200 --> 00:06:18,880 Speaker 1: dig my way down the slide using my feet. There's 141 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:21,160 Speaker 1: a guy at the end of the pool and his 142 00:06:21,320 --> 00:06:23,680 Speaker 1: job with a big stick and a hook is to 143 00:06:23,720 --> 00:06:25,400 Speaker 1: collect the rubber rings with. 144 00:06:27,480 --> 00:06:31,920 Speaker 3: What do you do for work, Dad, Well, it's a 145 00:06:31,960 --> 00:06:34,560 Speaker 3: good first job. I used to work at Splash Down 146 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:36,480 Speaker 3: a little bit and I was the water slide attendant 147 00:06:36,480 --> 00:06:37,040 Speaker 3: for a little bit. 148 00:06:37,040 --> 00:06:40,039 Speaker 1: But by the time I get to the bottom, my 149 00:06:40,120 --> 00:06:43,400 Speaker 1: ring's flat. It's the saddest ring in the park. 150 00:06:43,760 --> 00:06:45,720 Speaker 3: Blew it out. I blew out my ring. 151 00:06:46,400 --> 00:06:50,080 Speaker 1: So this guy, trying not to laugh as I arrived 152 00:06:50,080 --> 00:06:52,200 Speaker 1: at the bottom of the water slide, got his stick 153 00:06:52,240 --> 00:06:55,320 Speaker 1: with his hook and dragged another one. He looked over 154 00:06:55,360 --> 00:06:58,279 Speaker 1: at another colleague and started laughing as if to say, 155 00:06:58,279 --> 00:06:59,479 Speaker 1: we've got another one. 156 00:07:00,360 --> 00:07:03,440 Speaker 4: Then you're you're struggling to swim, and how do you 157 00:07:03,480 --> 00:07:04,839 Speaker 4: stop whipper from drowning? 158 00:07:05,240 --> 00:07:06,560 Speaker 3: You're taking the foot off his head. 159 00:07:06,839 --> 00:07:13,160 Speaker 1: Oh. Kate Richie Busy and Weaper with Kate Ritchie is 160 00:07:13,160 --> 00:07:16,040 Speaker 1: a Nova podcast. For more great comedy shows like this, 161 00:07:16,280 --> 00:07:17,960 Speaker 1: head to novapodcast dot com. 162 00:07:18,040 --> 00:07:18,520 Speaker 3: Jod Au