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Speaker 1: Coming up on relatables times you left you speechless, wanted

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Speaker 1: to high five after sex.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I honestly, I'm a big fan. No, I'm big fan.

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Speaker 2: I reckon, Yeah, you've done it. Yeah, you've never high

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Speaker 2: fived afters.

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Speaker 1: Like no, what? No?

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Speaker 3: Really, dude, you haven't had sex. Relatable you are listening

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Speaker 3: to relatables.

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Speaker 2: And to my left, the one the only way fart

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Speaker 2: sniffing Clark.

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Speaker 1: That kind of threw you under the bus because you

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Speaker 1: just farted absolutely disgusting. Mate. On my right is the

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Speaker 1: man who's blessed with good calf genetics. Yeah, however he

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Speaker 1: isn't blessed with good hairline genetics, mister Jay Cray.

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Speaker 2: Oh she was taking stabs.

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Speaker 1: Hey Wednesday, Yeah, hey wed Thurday, How was it going?

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Speaker 2: I reckon Wednesday.

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Speaker 1: Of all the days in.

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Speaker 2: The week, Wednesday is the only name that I could

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Speaker 2: look at someone named Wednesday and not think it's weird. Yeah, Oh, Tuesday,

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Speaker 2: Tuesday is actually good too, Tuesday.

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Speaker 1: I don't mind Tuesday.

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Speaker 2: Wednesday. Someone named Thursday, can no Friday?

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Speaker 1: Friday. Actually I'm not calling my kid Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday.

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Speaker 2: I don't know the name Tuesday, kind of like name Wednesday.

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Speaker 2: There's a show called Wednesday, and it makes sense her

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Speaker 2: name is Wednesday, kind of like it.

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Speaker 1: Let's just live Wednesday for our episodes.

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Speaker 2: Have you seen it? You've seen that video of the

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Speaker 2: girl that's going she's pregnant all my afternoon.

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Speaker 1: What the fuck she had to be taking the piss.

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Speaker 2: Oh, she had to be taking the piss, But whatever

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Speaker 2: it was was genius because she knew that she would go.

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Speaker 2: She knew what she was doing, barking. Hell, we should

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Speaker 2: make a video after this of us seeing there going

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Speaker 2: this is just some names that we'd want to name

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Speaker 2: our kids. That's a good idea on TikTok and would

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Speaker 2: just take some stupid ship. But to start the episode

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Speaker 2: off this week, we've got times he left you speechless,

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Speaker 2: all right, when he was the first one to make

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Speaker 2: me finish.

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Speaker 1: Really that would leave you speetures too. Lucky girls, one

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Speaker 1: in a million these days, we're finding out so times

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Speaker 1: he left you speechless when he admitted he was wrong.

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Speaker 2: I feel like I do that daily daily. Some guys

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Speaker 2: don't do that.

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Speaker 1: I do it all the time.

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Speaker 2: I feel like I feel I thought girls were the

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Speaker 2: were wrong.

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Speaker 1: I think the problem with us is we like say

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Speaker 1: outrageous things that we admit it wrong all the time. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: where they have like more like.

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Speaker 2: Seriously y yeah yeah yeah yeah. Times he left me

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Speaker 2: speechless when he told me he sits down to pee.

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Speaker 1: I'd be speechless and disgusted.

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Speaker 2: I wonder if sitting down to pee. I wonder if

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Speaker 2: this guy is smarter. I wonder if sitting down to

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Speaker 2: pee means, you know, you get less drops in your undies.

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Speaker 1: Probably do you wipe, but no, you dab.

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Speaker 2: You don't wipe. You would dab the tip.

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Speaker 1: But you're just not doing Like even the middle of

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Speaker 1: I'm a man, alright.

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Speaker 2: I remember when I was a kid, I used to

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Speaker 2: be fucking shit at getting it in the toilet, and

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Speaker 2: to sit down. You pissed. So for a while I did,

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Speaker 2: and then I just remember being like, I wish you said.

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Speaker 1: I still do.

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Speaker 2: I don't anymore, but for a while I definitely remember

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Speaker 2: doing it, at least like five times. Yeah, yeah, and

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Speaker 2: then just like not giving a ship because what I

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Speaker 2: I would leave that there, wouldn't put that up, and

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Speaker 1: Always get onto talking about I don't know times you

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Speaker 1: left you speechless, wanted to high five after sex?

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Speaker 2: Oh, I honestly, I'm a big fan. No, I'm a

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Speaker 2: big fan. I reckon, Yeah, you've done it. Yeah, you've

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Speaker 2: never high fived after's?

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Speaker 1: Like no, what? No, really, dude, you haven't had sex.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what you're doing high five, You've never

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Speaker 2: been like you never finished, and you both have finished,

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Speaker 2: and you both like you know you finished. You don't

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Speaker 1: Good job. Normally we like clean up and then cuddle

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Speaker 1: and cuddle. I don't like.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I'm no. Look, I'm not saying I do it

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Speaker 2: every time, but if it really, if you lose, what

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Speaker 2: the fuck are you talking about? Telling you right now

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Speaker 2: you have not fun, you got.

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Speaker 1: Lucky with your girl, then it's gonna leave a lot

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Speaker 1: of them speechless. Mate. Wait, there's no way a good fuck.

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Speaker 1: It means I'm going to get a high five.

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Speaker 2: I have definitely high fived after sex a few times.

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Speaker 1: Because it was good for you. Good one, big dog.

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Speaker 2: Times he left you speechless when he said, take these

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Speaker 2: dates off of work. I've booked us a holiday. Oh

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Speaker 2: that's good.

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Speaker 1: That's a good one.

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Speaker 2: That is good.

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Speaker 1: Just slide in the background. That's what he's doing.

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Speaker 2: Yes, bro, imagine that.

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Speaker 1: Oh that would be good. You get home from work

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Speaker 1: long's day and you're just like, man's just not liking

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Speaker 1: He's like, babe, sit down, I got this old plan.

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Speaker 2: You would actually be spechless, Like.

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Speaker 1: Really, yeah, you're lying. You're lying again.

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Speaker 2: Don't fuck with you after the day.

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Speaker 1: Times he left me speechless, Okay, this one could either

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Speaker 1: be good or bad. When he took his pants.

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Speaker 2: Off, depends on how you want to take it.

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Speaker 1: Let's go good.

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Speaker 2: Let me just say right now, I've never left a

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Speaker 1: Means I'm average. True. We'll take it as it is true. True. True.

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Speaker 2: Times he left me speechless when he told me my

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Speaker 1: Ah, that's terrible. That's hard. That would leave me speechless too. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't give him the right to talk at all.

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Speaker 1: I'll just stand up.

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Speaker 2: And leave yeah facts actually yeah.

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Speaker 1: Times he left me speechless when an entire day is

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I like that. That's very that's without any minimum

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Speaker 1: Yeah, without any hints either. He just did it on

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Speaker 2: Another good one showed me notes he had been taking

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Speaker 2: about all my favorite things and interests.

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Speaker 1: I love that odd, that's cute.

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Speaker 2: That's a very good one.

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Speaker 1: That's very good because it's easy to forget the little

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and of the year when one year university, handle

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Speaker 1: that and make these other things you liked.

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Speaker 2: Shit, that would be so cute.

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Speaker 1: That would be a good idea. Wouldn't that pack that

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Speaker 1: away from your memory? Times he left your speechless when

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Speaker 1: he made me hide behind a wall in a field

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Speaker 1: because he thought he saw his mom coming. What the fuck?

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Speaker 2: Imagine being scared to be must be like maybe religion

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Speaker 1: Maybe he cared what his mom thought about it. Who

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Speaker 2: Times. He left me speechless when he dumped me for God.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I'm speechless. That is the worst cop out answer

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Speaker 2: Is it the worst or is it the smartest?

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Speaker 1: Oh? Can you argue? Can you argue? Had they done it?

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Speaker 1: I found the Lord? Amen?

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Speaker 2: I found Yeah. He's like, so he becomes born again

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Speaker 2: Christmas saying, and he's like, he's like, I'm I've become like,

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I have to leave you from for the Lord.

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Speaker 2: And then like two weeks later he's he now no

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Speaker 1: His new girlfriend's hot, and her name's Lord talking about

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Speaker 1: names at start. Times. He left me speechless when he

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Speaker 2: Thing ever, And I've never been more proud of my

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Speaker 2: little guy, you know, I've never Why do girls think

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Speaker 2: that's so cool?

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Speaker 1: I know it's so easy, it's.

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Speaker 2: So easy, I've got control.

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Speaker 1: Maybe it gives a sign of skill. Maybe they think

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Speaker 2: I don't know, because I mean, any guy can do it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Jesus.

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Speaker 2: Times he left me speechless. Found him in the female bathroom.

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Speaker 1: That's it. He's creeping. Yeah, that would leave me spechless. Things.

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Speaker 1: I'll be reporting that, Yeah, I'd be Yeah. Fucking times

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Speaker 1: he left me speechless. You know how you've been taking

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Speaker 1: one right When he kissed each of my toes good night, Oh.

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Speaker 2: Y, no tell me you have a foot fetish without

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Speaker 2: telling me you have.

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Speaker 1: A foot fetish.

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Speaker 2: Times he left me speechless, broke up in twenty sixteen,

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Speaker 2: haven't spoken in seven and a half years. Sent me

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Speaker 1: Oh bro was down bad. It's the worst slide you

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Speaker 1: can do. And if she replied, like it's not, it's

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Speaker 1: kind of like you're saying, like, let's.

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Speaker 2: Fuck true, kind of like, look, time we both know

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Speaker 2: what I'm doing.

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Speaker 1: Water under the bridge.

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Speaker 2: That's so long.

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Speaker 1: Times he left me speechless. I'm really proud of myself

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Speaker 1: for not cheating on you. That's what That's what he said.

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Speaker 1: What the fuck exactly?

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Speaker 2: I saw a couple in there where it was like

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Speaker 2: he said, I haven't cheated on you yet. What the

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Speaker 2: fuck are you talking?

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Speaker 1: About I don't know.

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Speaker 2: That's like a past tense for the action of doing it.

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Speaker 1: I'm proud of myself.

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Speaker 2: Jesus Christ times you left me speechless when he farted

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Speaker 2: in front of my grandparents.

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Speaker 1: But is that the timing of this When he farted

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Speaker 1: and sent it to the boys group chat, the entire

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Speaker 1: group chat was just them farting.

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Speaker 2: That is very We should start a group chat.

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Speaker 1: Do boys will be boys?

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Speaker 2: Thanks for car, Thanks for listening, guys, thanks for coming back.

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Speaker 2: Of the reason I'm going to jumper is because luxury Yeah,

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Speaker 2: algorithm going. YouTube subscribe comment. Maybe you might find the

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Speaker 2: love of your life in the comments. You never know,

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Speaker 2: never do know. When the relator was talking down there,

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Speaker 2: the relatables community could have to say, the guys that

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Facts and Patreon, you guys know what's up over there?

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Speaker 2: Extra episode every week, extravlog on Sunday. Every two weeks,

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Speaker 2: every second Friday, you're getting a full dilemmas episode.

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Speaker 1: So there's so much that we're struggling to keep up.

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Speaker 2: We're struggling. We need a team. We need Patreon members

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Speaker 2: so we can pay the team, the two of us. Alright,

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Speaker 2: let's get into it. Up.

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Speaker 1: Next, Guys is one of our newer segments. It is

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Speaker 1: calling a friend and getting them to say the word. So. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we could come up with a better name, a better

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Speaker 2: Yeah, very long. So Audi went last time, he did

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Speaker 2: it a couple of weeks ago. Actually, I think ye,

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Speaker 2: and you got you've got pork pie said the word friend. Yes,

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Speaker 2: So it's my turn.

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Speaker 1: Okay, and we're calling our good friend Jack. He's been

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Speaker 2: He's probably finished.

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Speaker 1: And I want Jake just have a normal conversation, but

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Speaker 1: fuck right, So that's calling.

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Speaker 2: We're going to call him, not through. We're going to

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Speaker 2: make us sound really good ship. I'm stressing. I'm fucking stressing.

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Speaker 2: I want to have an avenue of like conversation that

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Speaker 1: Down talk about and the new studio something. Balie, you're

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Speaker 2: Fuck? I never call him? Fuck, I don't know how

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Speaker 2: you did this last time. Wait, this guy's yeah, I

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Speaker 2: Yo, what's up? What's happening?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 2: You know, just chilling there you go. You're not You're

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh where are you two? Tezar? What are you

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Speaker 2: doing at tz Just fixing a shower? Fixing a shower? Fuck?

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Speaker 2: I thought you usually, I thought you didn't you you're

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Speaker 1: Yeah, not too that too, that too? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Right, what have you been? I was just calling to

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Speaker 2: see so you're going. What dates are you going to? BALI?

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Speaker 1: I think it's the ninety eighth or the nineteenth.

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Speaker 2: To the first nineteenth, to the nineteenth of the first

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Is that Gregory?

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Speaker 2: test it? Oh? Yeah? Right? Well fair enough, Okay. I

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Speaker 2: was just checking dates, Barley, Yeah, what are you booking?

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Speaker 2: Thinking about it? Thinking about it?

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Speaker 2: Right, so i'll speak to you later that Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: I was so close, so hard. He said the share himself,

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Speaker 2: And then I went to Barlie around I was like, Barley,

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I didn't want to say the word toilet. It was

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Speaker 1: I think that's gonna be a rule we can't say

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Speaker 2: It was funny. When you were doing your title, you

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Speaker 1: You got to like spoon feed it. Really, it's like

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Speaker 1: What's it called? What's it called?

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Speaker 2: Again? It's ship up? What is it? That's where I

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Speaker 2: take a ship? Damn it? Well, sorry, guys, come back

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Speaker 2: next week.

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Speaker 2: And I was thinking, like, if I took this shit

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Speaker 2: the crazy thing about the story is is two hundred

443
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Speaker 2: meters in one direction, I have my auntie and uncle

444
00:21:09,280 --> 00:21:10,840
Speaker 2: lived two hundred meters in direction. I could have just

445
00:21:10,920 --> 00:21:13,800
Speaker 2: kept running and gone there. And then another our mate,

446
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Speaker 2: Austin it was up. It was it was on hillside, ye,

447
00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:18,160
Speaker 2: and I was going And then I could have also

448
00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:19,680
Speaker 2: just gone with my friend Austin's house, which is another

449
00:21:19,680 --> 00:21:21,920
Speaker 2: two hundred meters the other director. But for some reason

450
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Speaker 2: in my head, I just couldn't. For some reason in

451
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Speaker 2: my head, I thought I'd rather take a shit on

452
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Speaker 2: the side of the road than go to the house

453
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Speaker 2: and be like, I'm busting for a shit.

454
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Speaker 1: Yeah, your mind does crazy. There's not time to think,

455
00:21:32,280 --> 00:21:35,080
Speaker 1: like your mind's like I've got to find somewhere like quickly.

456
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Speaker 2: There is absolutely zero time to think.

457
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Speaker 1: Honestly, though, the end of the story disappointing.

458
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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I knew you'd be disappointed.

459
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Speaker 1: I'll give you another week or two. Do that same thing,

460
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Speaker 1: same repeat this time like go drive away where you

461
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Speaker 1: can't get anywhere.

462
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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, where there's literally nothing. Get back to me, alright, guys.

463
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Speaker 2: Next up, we got dilemmas. Dilemmas baby finishing it off

464
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Speaker 2: this week with dilemmas. Okay, straight men dating by women?

465
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Speaker 2: Why is it a problem? Do you have an answer

466
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Speaker 2: for that? I'm about to read you a dilemma the

467
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Speaker 2: question Maybe we get jealous? All right, I'm gonna read this.

468
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Speaker 2: Six months ago, I was set up on a blind

469
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Speaker 2: date with a mutual friend. I wasn't expecting much and

470
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Speaker 2: not super open to a relationship at the time, but

471
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Speaker 2: I was pleasantly surprised, as he wasn't usually wasn't my

472
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Speaker 2: usual type. We got along great and quick quickly fell

473
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Speaker 2: in love. He had recently gotten out of a long

474
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Speaker 2: term relationship that ended pretty horribly. They were engaged to

475
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Speaker 2: be married. She cheated and left him the day she

476
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Speaker 2: got home from her bachelorette party, and then sued him

477
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Speaker 2: for a substantial amount of money. He communicated this up front,

478
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Speaker 2: and we talked about it regularly and how he probably

479
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Speaker 2: wasn't ready for a relationship. Yet we kept seeing each

480
00:23:04,640 --> 00:23:07,720
Speaker 2: other because love was hard to say no to. However,

481
00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:11,280
Speaker 2: he would regularly make comments about certain groups of people

482
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Speaker 2: non white or LGBTQ plus, and one night we were

483
00:23:17,440 --> 00:23:20,879
Speaker 2: talking about musicians and he said I could only like

484
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Speaker 2: male musicians. I said I could like whoever I wanted.

485
00:23:24,480 --> 00:23:27,160
Speaker 2: I'm a woman and eventually told him I had hooked

486
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Speaker 2: up with a woman in the past. He absolutely lost

487
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Speaker 2: it and called me a liar. His whole world was devastated.

488
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Speaker 2: I laughed as I didn't realize it was a big deal,

489
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Speaker 2: and told him to take a couple of days figure

490
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Speaker 2: his stuff out and see if that was a deal

491
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Speaker 2: breaker for him. He came back a couple days later

492
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Speaker 2: and said he was fine with it. He was in

493
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Speaker 2: love with me and wanted to see where it would go.

494
00:23:51,960 --> 00:23:56,520
Speaker 2: I didn't quite believe him, but carried on hesitantly. It

495
00:23:56,640 --> 00:23:58,920
Speaker 2: went great for the next month until he had a

496
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Speaker 2: big run in with his He started avoiding me after that,

497
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Speaker 2: and then texted me that he would have never dated

498
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Speaker 2: me if he knew I was bisexual. Complicated, but I

499
00:24:09,640 --> 00:24:12,880
Speaker 2: don't really identify it as bisexual. It's been a lot

500
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Speaker 2: and I'm so lost for understanding his reaction. Is he

501
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Speaker 2: justified I only date men and I am looking to

502
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Speaker 2: marry a man. But he told me I should have

503
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Speaker 2: told him upfront about my past. Ooh fuck, there was

504
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Speaker 2: a lot. I saved this a while ago, and I'm

505
00:24:30,160 --> 00:24:30,960
Speaker 2: reading it was all.

506
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Speaker 1: New to me again.

507
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Speaker 2: Holy shit.

508
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Speaker 1: Okay, okay, there's a little bit to unpack there.

509
00:24:36,119 --> 00:24:36,359
Speaker 2: Yeah.

510
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Speaker 1: Firstly, I don't think she should categorize straight men as

511
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Speaker 1: what he is doing. Oh good point.

512
00:24:46,720 --> 00:24:49,080
Speaker 2: Good point, because because we're not all like that.

513
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Speaker 1: No, I think this individual man is a little bit racist,

514
00:24:55,840 --> 00:24:58,520
Speaker 1: seems it. What's sexist and homophobic? Y?

515
00:24:58,880 --> 00:24:59,720
Speaker 2: Sexist? Homphobic?

516
00:24:59,800 --> 00:25:03,159
Speaker 1: Yeah, which is a personal problem, an outlook on the

517
00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:05,040
Speaker 1: world opposed to just straight men.

518
00:25:05,160 --> 00:25:06,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the way he was raised.

519
00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:10,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, so wow, but what was that deliveratey? Then like

520
00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:11,480
Speaker 1: she's confused.

521
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Speaker 2: Okay, first off, after all of that was he is

522
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Speaker 2: he justified? No? Fuck, no, no way, I only date

523
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Speaker 2: man and I'm sorry. Okay, well, I guess we could

524
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Speaker 2: go off. So she said she doesn't identify as bisexual,

525
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Speaker 2: but she has gotten with a girl in the past.

526
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Speaker 1: We'll go to that question. So firstly, he's just wrong

527
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Speaker 1: all the way. Don't look at him again. That's just

528
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Speaker 1: a terrible look on.

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Speaker 2: Life, I would say, Yeah, he seems like the type

530
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Speaker 2: of person. I just I feel bad for you because

531
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Speaker 2: I assume that you listening the way you wrote it,

532
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Speaker 2: in the way you're saying stuff in your past, I

533
00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:53,520
Speaker 2: assume you're a very accepting person of everything, all shapes

534
00:25:53,560 --> 00:25:57,159
Speaker 2: of life. Yeah, it sounds like you're very accepting and

535
00:25:57,359 --> 00:26:02,680
Speaker 2: he isn't. But somehow he like got into your head

536
00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:05,719
Speaker 2: and he made you fall in love and he somehow

537
00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:08,199
Speaker 2: did that, and the signs at the start of him

538
00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:11,760
Speaker 2: saying you can only like male artists and stuff, and

539
00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:12,280
Speaker 2: love is.

540
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Speaker 1: Blinding of her thinking process a little bit.

541
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Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's tough because the little tiny red flags

542
00:26:19,359 --> 00:26:22,239
Speaker 2: you definitely ignore. I would ignore them too.

543
00:26:23,359 --> 00:26:25,000
Speaker 1: I'm not going to say that's a little red flag.

544
00:26:25,280 --> 00:26:29,200
Speaker 2: I mean, I've just been thinking about it though. I

545
00:26:29,359 --> 00:26:32,120
Speaker 2: just I don't know, like a little sny remark. Yeah,

546
00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:35,480
Speaker 2: you might you kind of think like, oh, that was weird.

547
00:26:35,680 --> 00:26:39,320
Speaker 2: But but I'll just, you know, I'll just leave it

548
00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:41,720
Speaker 2: like I won't. I won't just end everything because of it,

549
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:44,200
Speaker 2: because at that point in time, you had fallen pretty hard,

550
00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:44,720
Speaker 2: pretty fast.

551
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Speaker 1: Yeah, we can't judge that because love is blinding, but

552
00:26:49,080 --> 00:26:51,280
Speaker 1: we'll take away from the situation that he's a bad

553
00:26:51,359 --> 00:26:53,800
Speaker 1: guy and that's not everyone's outlook in life. But say,

554
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Speaker 1: her other question was, should she have told him that

555
00:26:57,600 --> 00:27:00,600
Speaker 1: she was bisexual earlier on but she's not, or but

556
00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:02,680
Speaker 1: that she's got she had got good with girls. Sorry?

557
00:27:02,760 --> 00:27:05,080
Speaker 2: Sorry, Yeah, I don't think so.

558
00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:06,000
Speaker 1: I don't think so either.

559
00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:09,960
Speaker 2: That would mean that you would have to If that's

560
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:13,640
Speaker 2: the case, you guys should both have I not saying

561
00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:15,040
Speaker 2: you should do this. But if he's saying, oh, you

562
00:27:15,080 --> 00:27:16,400
Speaker 2: should have told me that you've gotten with a girl

563
00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:19,200
Speaker 2: before in your past, that means that you could be like, Okay,

564
00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:20,520
Speaker 2: well I want to know every girl you've gotten with,

565
00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:22,400
Speaker 2: and I'll tell you every guy and girl I've gotten

566
00:27:22,440 --> 00:27:23,359
Speaker 2: with whatever. You know what I mean?

567
00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:26,040
Speaker 1: That just makes it stupid. I've figured out why he's

568
00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:31,240
Speaker 1: like that. Why. So he's got dumped by his cheated,

569
00:27:31,359 --> 00:27:35,560
Speaker 1: cheated on by his ex fiance, which is a traumatic thing.

570
00:27:35,880 --> 00:27:40,320
Speaker 1: So in his next relationship, he's obviously scared that she's

571
00:27:40,359 --> 00:27:43,200
Speaker 1: going to leave again and some healed, Yeah, he hasn't

572
00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:45,440
Speaker 1: healed at all. And something that he's unknown in his

573
00:27:45,640 --> 00:27:49,760
Speaker 1: mind is another girl might take her away from him. Yeah,

574
00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:52,880
Speaker 1: he's like, I couldn't even keep one that only wanted guys. Yeah,

575
00:27:53,119 --> 00:27:54,920
Speaker 1: how am I going to keep one that actually kind

576
00:27:54,920 --> 00:27:56,840
Speaker 1: of looks at a girl and also thinks, oh, she's

577
00:27:56,920 --> 00:27:57,960
Speaker 1: kind of hot. Exactly.

578
00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:01,800
Speaker 2: I'm not I'm not defending him. I'm saying his actions

579
00:28:01,840 --> 00:28:05,800
Speaker 2: are dumb, but that's probably that's exactly what happened. Subconsciously,

580
00:28:05,840 --> 00:28:07,080
Speaker 2: what's going through his head, like, there's.

581
00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:08,840
Speaker 1: Double the amount of people that can take my girl now, and.

582
00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:10,320
Speaker 2: He was too immature to handle it.

583
00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:12,320
Speaker 1: He could not handle it, and it just came out

584
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Speaker 1: as just like all those.

585
00:28:13,680 --> 00:28:19,000
Speaker 2: Things, agreed, agreed, agreed. What about if would you how

586
00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:22,200
Speaker 2: would you feel if if your girl you've been with

587
00:28:22,280 --> 00:28:24,840
Speaker 2: her for a little while, whatever, And then she says

588
00:28:25,600 --> 00:28:29,440
Speaker 2: that she has slept with you know, one, two girls

589
00:28:29,480 --> 00:28:30,359
Speaker 2: before in her past.

590
00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:32,040
Speaker 1: I feel like, tell me what happened.

591
00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:35,720
Speaker 2: It's literally same. I would be the most curious person

592
00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:38,520
Speaker 2: in the world, and I would be like, I'd be like,

593
00:28:38,560 --> 00:28:41,080
Speaker 2: give me their numbers, any I want tips on how

594
00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:43,400
Speaker 2: to eat it right, give me their fucking.

595
00:28:43,840 --> 00:28:45,600
Speaker 1: I wouldn't judge about it. That's a different time in

596
00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:48,040
Speaker 1: their life. And she's obviously here now with me. That's yeah,

597
00:28:48,080 --> 00:28:51,000
Speaker 1: that's the thing we've DoD Especially when I'm with a girl,

598
00:28:51,560 --> 00:28:53,600
Speaker 1: you're taking the person that's in front of you right now,

599
00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:56,760
Speaker 1: not what she did when she was nineteen or twenty.

600
00:28:56,800 --> 00:28:58,200
Speaker 1: It took all of that to her to get to

601
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Speaker 1: me right now, it's all. And then I'm judging her

602
00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:03,160
Speaker 1: for something that she did when she was nineteen, even

603
00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:05,360
Speaker 1: though it's not bad at all. But I shouldn't judge

604
00:29:05,360 --> 00:29:05,800
Speaker 1: that either way.

605
00:29:06,040 --> 00:29:08,200
Speaker 2: And you make a good argument because you're so so

606
00:29:08,320 --> 00:29:10,000
Speaker 2: you fell in love with the girl in front of you. Now,

607
00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:13,440
Speaker 2: let's say she hadn't slept with a woman in the past,

608
00:29:13,560 --> 00:29:15,040
Speaker 2: she may not be the girl she is right now.

609
00:29:15,280 --> 00:29:16,760
Speaker 2: She hadn't have done that. You'll fall in love with

610
00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:17,680
Speaker 2: this girl right now.

611
00:29:17,760 --> 00:29:20,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. Yeah, she could still be curious if that

612
00:29:20,400 --> 00:29:22,640
Speaker 1: never happened. And then down the track it comes.

613
00:29:22,480 --> 00:29:25,840
Speaker 2: Out, yeah what about Like I feel like every person

614
00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:27,880
Speaker 2: is guilty of this when they're in a relationship, When

615
00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:31,880
Speaker 2: when your significant others telling a story about something that

616
00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:34,480
Speaker 2: happened before you even met. Yeah, and you didn't know,

617
00:29:34,680 --> 00:29:37,880
Speaker 2: you didn't even know each other existed yet, and then

618
00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:40,960
Speaker 2: they mentioned something and they're kind of telling the story funny,

619
00:29:41,960 --> 00:29:44,320
Speaker 2: and I call out, I'll go, was that with an

620
00:29:44,320 --> 00:29:46,400
Speaker 2: ex boyfriend? Want to say? It was? Just like And

621
00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:48,560
Speaker 2: then I'm pissed. I'm like, fun you old good story.

622
00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:49,720
Speaker 2: Fuck that guy.

623
00:29:50,520 --> 00:29:52,840
Speaker 1: You always got to be like you got with other boys.

624
00:29:53,080 --> 00:29:55,680
Speaker 2: Literally, it's like, wait, did you just like last night?

625
00:29:56,720 --> 00:29:58,640
Speaker 2: My girlfriend was at my house last night. Her and

626
00:29:58,640 --> 00:30:00,680
Speaker 2: my sister are having a conversation. Was the lounge. They're

627
00:30:00,720 --> 00:30:05,160
Speaker 2: having a conversation together and she starts My girlfriend starts

628
00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:07,120
Speaker 2: talking to my So they're saying I heard her say

629
00:30:08,160 --> 00:30:11,400
Speaker 2: the guy I was talking to before I met Jake,

630
00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:14,080
Speaker 2: And I was like, did you just admit another boy?

631
00:30:14,360 --> 00:30:16,120
Speaker 2: Did you admit you talked about the douce before I existed?

632
00:30:16,200 --> 00:30:17,320
Speaker 2: I was like, what the fuck is wrong?

633
00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:21,120
Speaker 1: You should have been waiting for me, honestly. So we

634
00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:23,800
Speaker 1: joke about it, but that's what this other guy's mindset is.

635
00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:25,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, we joke about it.

636
00:30:25,480 --> 00:30:33,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it does. And that dilemma. I think there's

637
00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:35,760
Speaker 1: a better guys out there who don't know those judgments.

638
00:30:35,800 --> 00:30:36,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, fuck that guy.

639
00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:48,000
Speaker 1: All right, everybody, thank you for tuning in to another episode. Yeah,

640
00:30:48,200 --> 00:30:51,160
Speaker 1: we just wanted to ask leave some feedback. How do

641
00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:54,120
Speaker 1: you like in the new two separate episodes? A little

642
00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:55,400
Speaker 1: bit shorter, but it's still a now long.

643
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Speaker 2: Yeah, you still get an hour per week. Just splits

644
00:30:58,680 --> 00:31:00,480
Speaker 2: it up a little bit. Yeah, this should be a

645
00:31:00,480 --> 00:31:02,400
Speaker 2: little bit more entertaining. Let us know, Yeah, let us

646
00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:04,200
Speaker 2: know what you think. Maybe we'll you can put a

647
00:31:04,240 --> 00:31:06,400
Speaker 2: question box under the Spotify can't I can do that, Yeah,

648
00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:08,720
Speaker 2: I'll tell you like, what do you think about the format?

649
00:31:09,440 --> 00:31:12,520
Speaker 2: What do you think about new format? Thanks? Guys, love

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Speaker 2: you to bye,