Speaker 1: Get morning every day, Adelaides.
Speaker 2: Hazy.
Speaker 3: You know the thing about mummy dad You can't right.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they say it's like going for a rump. You
Speaker 4: just genuinely can't be bothered, but you feel really good after.
Speaker 5: That's what they say.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: They also say if you do it the wrong way Jews,
Speaker 3: it can be dangerous. You can really induce yourself one.
Speaker 5: Sometimes the headline hits you in the face and you go, wow,
Speaker 5: I didn't see that coming. For example, what about this
Speaker 5: the most dangerous position for when mum and dad have
Speaker 5: really special, rare cuddles in the world. That's responsible for
Speaker 5: an unbelievable amount of injuries. Wow, do you know what
Speaker 5: I'm talking about? Do you get the vibe of what
Speaker 5: I'm putting out there?
Speaker 3: I'm picking up what you're putting down.
Speaker 5: Okay, what about this NHS Surgeant doctor Karen Raj Karen
Speaker 5: Male that is reveal the single most dangerous sex position
Speaker 5: that you should watch out for. He claims it's responsible
Speaker 5: for fifty percent of penile fractures. Oh yes, even those
Speaker 5: things can fracture even though they're boneless. Did you know that,
Speaker 5: By the way, did you know that? As a side note,
Speaker 5: do anyone in this room know that?
Speaker 4: Well, no, because no, because there's a word to describe
Speaker 4: that particular appendage that uses the word bone.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
Speaker 5: So plant words.
Speaker 3: You just assume that that's what's at play.
Speaker 5: If you were, if it breaks, is definitely boneless. Okay,
Speaker 5: that's what you're trying to say. Apparently, the fractures of
Speaker 5: male genitalic can lead to deformities that resemble an aubergine.
Speaker 5: The hell's an aubergine, it's an uber gen.
Speaker 4: It's an egg plant. Oh my gosh, haven't you heard
Speaker 4: of the eggplant emoji?
Speaker 5: So if I send you an eggplant emojo, don't do that.
Speaker 5: That's not a good thing. No means I've got a
Speaker 5: broken you know what?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Okay, fair enough, let's move on. Let's get to the
Speaker 5: main point. The most dangerous sex position, according to this
Speaker 5: medical expert, is reverse cowgirl saw that coming, not beyond, She's.
Speaker 3: Beyond see down jas such.
Speaker 5: A big spike recently clearly, Also, ladies, what the hell
Speaker 5: even is reverse? You don't know this? When I'm straight
Speaker 5: down the line?
Speaker 3: Show wire?
Speaker 5: She stole my height? Did she got? And for those
Speaker 5: who are interested as well, the ladies in the room. Girls,
Speaker 5: I can tell you we're a five year old, and
Speaker 5: three year old and a four month and a half.
Speaker 5: They won't sleep. I am so safe at the moment.
Speaker 5: I'm so very very safe. You'll be happy to.
Speaker 4: Thank god we were so worried about.
Speaker 3: Really, it is so time for it.
Speaker 2: Let's go, girl.
Speaker 7: Yeah, this is how it rolls.
Speaker 4: We've got Abby in the news room. Okay, uh stay
Speaker 4: a cup date.
Speaker 8: One week at a time, yeah, one week at a time.
Speaker 8: Full credit to the boys. Single this week, sing this week? Okay, happily, yeah, happily.
Speaker 8: Actually on the apps on Peacock's really peeing.
Speaker 7: Me off at the moment. Okay, no apps in general,
Speaker 7: no apps today this week.
Speaker 4: But those who don't know Abby had an affair with
Speaker 4: the security Peacock from the Sagurday have a Lats day
Speaker 4: for an a cafe.
Speaker 5: Just on that as well. I'm sure it's finished. Okay,
Speaker 5: that's a lot of same.
Speaker 7: Well, he was at a wedding that I was out
Speaker 7: on Friday night. But that's all I'll say. That's all.
Speaker 4: We've got beautiful little producers though. We here single, very
Speaker 4: career trip and just all around nice girl.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Okay, So che chat is the stuff that we
Speaker 4: sort of discussed off air and we're like, oh, you know,
Speaker 4: I might as well bring it to the table and
Speaker 4: find out what the good ladies of Adelaide think.
Speaker 5: And I listened in the corner. I've got headphones on,
Speaker 5: but they're not plugged into anything.
Speaker 7: Like on Jerry's Spring of Battle of the Day.
Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly. So you've got a friend with a dilemma.
Speaker 2: A little bit. Well, she doesn't think it's dilemma. I
Speaker 2: think it might be a little one. So this is
Speaker 2: one of my girlfriends who was in a reasonably long term,
Speaker 2: like nearly three year relationship that was serious. It ended.
Speaker 2: Since then, she's got a new partner and the other
Speaker 2: day she was in the mall, in on a mall
Speaker 2: and ran into the ex boyfriend for the first time
Speaker 2: since they broke up. They stopped down and chatted for
Speaker 2: about half an hour. All nice, all's well, that's fine,
Speaker 2: there's no issue there. But she is not going to
Speaker 2: tell the new partner that she's run into the X
Speaker 2: and had to chat. Now, my brain goes, I think
Speaker 2: he should because if he finds out down the track
Speaker 2: and then you've kept it, is that then the issue
Speaker 2: like if he finds out you've seen him. But she
Speaker 2: says that there's genuinely no issue there and she doesn't
Speaker 2: even think about the ex so she doesn't need to
Speaker 2: tell him. So a mission. Little white lies, are they ever? Okay,
Speaker 2: this is what I want to know.
Speaker 4: Four ten, give us a call with your thoughts on
Speaker 4: this one. And anyone who gets on the air goes
Speaker 4: in the running for first class and fifty K. Yeah,
Speaker 4: what are your thoughts on those steps?
Speaker 7: I say, little white lives are fine, And I think
Speaker 7: I look at.
Speaker 5: I was taking bits.
Speaker 8: I look at like my lovely mother, and you know,
Speaker 8: she goes she's got a shopping issue, that woman, and
Speaker 8: she likes to say, you know, but we need this,
Speaker 8: we need that Rara. And she will tell dad, or
Speaker 8: won't tell dad what she's spent. And he obviously knows
Speaker 8: because he sees all the receipts. But to start with,
Speaker 8: she will do a little white lie and not tell
Speaker 8: him exactly how much. You know she's gone shopping for
Speaker 8: a while.
Speaker 4: To take that a step further, what does she do
Speaker 4: when the parcels arrive on the front door?
Speaker 7: Yeah, just pretends they're for me. Probably.
Speaker 4: Yeah, So my daughter when she was a teenager and
Speaker 4: she'd order stuff sometimes on my credit card without my knowledge.
Speaker 4: You know how it auto saves, and yeah, took advantage
Speaker 4: of that. And she she later admitted to me that
Speaker 4: whenever she got the notification from Australia Post that her
Speaker 4: parstor was being delivered, she would drop everything.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I just I don't know those yeah, little white lives.
Speaker 8: And as well, like yes, when it had coffee, they
Speaker 8: had a chat like whatever.
Speaker 7: It was in her life for three years they had
Speaker 7: a chat. Cool, move on.
Speaker 2: I don't think there's anything wrong with the chat, it's
Speaker 2: just the I think you got to tell the new partner.
Speaker 2: I think you do.
Speaker 5: Can I jump in here for the first time if
Speaker 5: you must? No, you don't need to speak to an
Speaker 5: ex for half an hour?
Speaker 2: Ah, do you think she shouldn't have even spoken to him?
Speaker 5: I'm not saying I'm not she shouldn't spoken to him.
Speaker 5: But what do you need to speak to your X
Speaker 5: for half an hour about?
Speaker 3: Well, maybe I had unresolved issues.
Speaker 8: How much happy you are without that?
Speaker 5: You can't avoid sometimes into your ex? Yes, but like
Speaker 5: do you need to have a half for our conversation?
Speaker 4: But I just think if there's no feelings there and
Speaker 4: it's it means nothing to you. Then why would you
Speaker 4: upset your partner with the knowledge that you had a chat?
Speaker 2: I think if it were me and I found out
Speaker 2: down the track that my partner had seen their X
Speaker 2: and not told me, my first would be why didn't
Speaker 2: you tell me?
Speaker 3: Well, you got because it meant nothing. It didn't mean anything.
Speaker 8: I had an ex who used to work. He was
Speaker 8: in the mind and he used to see his ex
Speaker 8: to get away from you. But he used to see
Speaker 8: his ex girlfriend every now and then. He'd be like, Oh,
Speaker 8: I saw so on so today, But that's all what
Speaker 8: would be be so on so today?
Speaker 7: I don't care. I could not care less.
Speaker 5: But also if in my relationship, my wife would be
Speaker 5: suspicious because I'd come home sometimes and I guess what,
Speaker 5: guess what, it's a bird today, just or a magpie.
Speaker 5: So if I came home and I didn't release his information, yeah,
Speaker 5: naturally be suspicious.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's where I lie with it, I think.
Speaker 9: But I don't know.
Speaker 2: Is it ever okay to tell these little white lives?
Speaker 10: Is not?
Speaker 8: I don't know?
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four ten. Give us a buzz right now?
Speaker 3: Is it ever Okay to white lies to your partner
Speaker 3: and if so, what are you telling.
Speaker 4: They're not listening to worry about radio?
Speaker 3: Okay, let's go to Tanna. What are your thoughts on
Speaker 3: this run? Tana?
Speaker 9: I think no. So basically, I was in a similar
Speaker 9: situation where I bumped into an ex partner on public
Speaker 9: transport Adelaide Metro for the win and I did confess
Speaker 9: to my boyfriend at the time, who is now my husband.
Speaker 9: I'm not saying the two are related, yes, but and
Speaker 9: you know that five seconds of her and whatnot, I
Speaker 9: think is worth it in the sense that once you
Speaker 9: talk about it, you unpack it, you know, and then
Speaker 9: you can move on from that and you can move
Speaker 9: on together. So I mean, and I think it's a
Speaker 9: trade off for keeping that trust. So for me, it's
Speaker 9: like I don't want to carry the girl, and I mean.
Speaker 6: My trust issues could be a whole other chick chat.
Speaker 6: I just I think you know, to live with that
Speaker 6: and like be because you're purposely just being dishonest even
Speaker 6: though you're not lying, you're emitting it, and then you're
Speaker 6: carrying that around and then you're continuing it on and on,
Speaker 6: and it's like, Okay, Why do that to yourself? Why
Speaker 6: do it to the relationship.
Speaker 9: If the relationship is solid, if it's down, I think
Speaker 9: preserving the trust between the two of you is something
Speaker 9: more important than you know. I mean, they might get upstairs,
Speaker 9: and you know, my partner did, but you know, and
Speaker 9: it was a struggle at the time. You know, it
Speaker 9: took a little while for him to accept the fact
Speaker 9: that you know, it really did mean nothing. But if
Speaker 9: it truly does mean nothing, yeah, then you should just confess.
Speaker 4: She's a woman with a strong moral compass, Tna, and
Speaker 4: I like it. Thank you, Tana. Let's go to see hello. Okay,
Speaker 4: have you been in this situation?
Speaker 11: I have been in a situation, but I was I
Speaker 11: was on the other end. So my partner ran into
Speaker 11: ran into one of his exits, and he didn't tell me,
Speaker 11: which is not great. I think the conversation is completely fine.
Speaker 11: I three years is a massive bridge of your life.
Speaker 11: You're gonna and I have a connection with that person,
Speaker 11: and you're able to be platonic with access at least
Speaker 11: I think. But when it comes to like the white
Speaker 11: light again, I completely agree you're being purposely dishonest, even
Speaker 11: if you're not lying about it.
Speaker 3: And so say you found out later down the track,
Speaker 3: did you?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 3: And how did you find out? K told me O spicy?
Speaker 3: And are you still with your partner now?
Speaker 11: No?
Speaker 5: And was that a bit of a deal breaker or
Speaker 5: was that one of many things?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 11: It was just one of many things.
Speaker 4: Thank you, sir, Thank you so much for your honesty
Speaker 4: and for your call. Chantell from Penfield, Hey, Chanteling, Okay,
Speaker 4: white lies okay, not okay.
Speaker 10: They're okay for like, no kids the shops are closed today?
Speaker 5: No, what a shame, Chantel. Just the amount of things
Speaker 5: that is shut on a Sunday here at the show
Speaker 5: about kids is just unfortunately it's closed.
Speaker 6: For a pair.
Speaker 10: Oh no, But I think we're all on the same
Speaker 10: page with the white line with the partner again, three
Speaker 10: years there a long time. But if it's a new relationship,
Speaker 10: let also know that you've recently broken up with someone
Speaker 10: and so you know you're with them, But if if
Speaker 10: they then have an issue with it, that could be another.
Speaker 9: Red flag that you could pick up.
Speaker 10: Do you know, like, how was their jealousy and stuff?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 10: Yeah, I agree with all everyone else. They all set
Speaker 10: my points, so I'm kind of useless right now.
Speaker 3: To you sorry, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 4: My whole takeaway from this conversation is it's okay to
Speaker 4: a lot of your kids about what's open and what's closed.
Speaker 3: Leave you on this note, Andrew Hayes, No, you're not receding.
Speaker 3: It's fine.
Speaker 5: You're all good.
Speaker 12: Oh Cools, you're waking up to Adelaide.
Speaker 4: Everything you need to know to rip into your week.
Speaker 4: Let's go to Abbey in the newsroom.
Speaker 3: What you got?
Speaker 7: Good morning.
Speaker 8: So our Premier is going to be asked to make
Speaker 8: a pitch for why King Charles should visit South Australia.
Speaker 8: Now there's rumors going that the King will come down
Speaker 8: Under later in the year. Obviously we know that he
Speaker 8: was just diagnosed with cancer those so we have to
Speaker 8: wait and see how he's feeling. But yeah, the Premier
Speaker 8: is going to be asked to make a pitch for
Speaker 8: why South Australia should be on the official location list
Speaker 8: for a visit. So it got me thinking where would
Speaker 8: we go if the King was to come here?
Speaker 7: Where would we take him?
Speaker 5: For me?
Speaker 8: Obviously Number one would be O'Connell Street Bakery for a
Speaker 8: Sprinkle donuts. We all know how you feel about Sprinkle I've.
Speaker 5: Heard that he is an absolute you know what for
Speaker 5: a sprinkle day he had.
Speaker 8: Sometimes I've had official correspondence with the Palace and they've said, Abby.
Speaker 7: That's a great idea.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well done.
Speaker 7: Yeah how about you, guys, Where would you take him?
Speaker 4: I'd take him down south, down to the freeway and
Speaker 4: I'm going to say, look, Charles, look how far we come.
Speaker 3: This freeway used to go one way and now it
Speaker 3: goes two ways.
Speaker 7: Sorry, just it's expressway, not freeway. Apology, moving on.
Speaker 5: And if he makes that mistake, well you better correct him.
Speaker 5: Really really, I'm going to take him to the heart
Speaker 5: and soul of South Australia. That's the Ponderosa. Yeah, because
Speaker 5: guess what Central District Football Club is in the heart
Speaker 5: of Elizabeth, which is and I'm pretty sure there's a
Speaker 5: strong connection with the name Elizabeth and the royal family.
Speaker 5: It's right in the gas. Maybe when it's a port
Speaker 5: game or something like that. What's big rival, maybe the
Speaker 5: Eagles when the crowd's really at its absolute aggressive feedback
Speaker 5: best we'll go on. Now, have a couple of west ends,
Speaker 5: and so it's all about Prince Chuck because you can't
Speaker 5: you can't shame all these fancy places can know. He's
Speaker 5: one of the most fanciest people on the planet. Nothing's
Speaker 5: going to impress him anymore.
Speaker 4: I would love to have recordings of some of the
Speaker 4: feedback that you received on the boundary out there.
Speaker 5: Oh, some of the words, all these responsible dearness, that's
Speaker 5: where did King chak?
Speaker 3: Sorry, when's he supposed to be coming?
Speaker 7: It doesn't give us a date yet, just saying later
Speaker 7: this year.
Speaker 8: So I would say bye, but I would say, you know,
Speaker 8: obviously by I would think October and over.
Speaker 3: Them all right, stand by caller.
Speaker 4: Yeah, news, unbelievable scenes last night on sixty minutes so
Speaker 4: the daughter of the Salt Creek Monster has spoken out
Speaker 4: for the first time, revealing that she will always love
Speaker 4: him despite his terrifying crimes. Can you remember when this happened?
Speaker 4: Oh my goodness, it was twenty sixteen. There were two backpackers,
Speaker 4: one was from Brazil, one was from Germany and that
Speaker 4: from memory abs they'd put online, we need a lift
Speaker 4: from Adelaide to Melbourne.
Speaker 3: What could possibly go wrong?
Speaker 4: And so this guy picked the father, picked them up
Speaker 4: and took them and then said we're going to camp
Speaker 4: here and then attacked them both in the middle of
Speaker 4: nowhere and the two girls how they got out of
Speaker 4: is just who knows. Anyway, she came out last night
Speaker 4: she had this to say. I didn't know what to
Speaker 4: believe and I still to this day, don't know the
Speaker 4: truth behind it. There's just too much inconsistency, things that
Speaker 4: just don't add up, and I still I questioned things. Wow,
Speaker 4: we's that, she said. I've learned so much from him.
Speaker 4: I'll still love him. But to doubt that he actually
Speaker 4: did it is extraordinary because he's serving twenty two years.
Speaker 3: This is Roman Hines for those crimes. So interesting.
Speaker 7: It's giving real Ivan malat vibe.
Speaker 3: Isn't it. It's real wolf Crepe vibes.
Speaker 5: Yeah, for a couple of ladies in this particular team,
Speaker 5: and that is newsreader Abby and producer Emily Love a
Speaker 5: true crime podcast.
Speaker 8: Yeah, this will make a good one. Maybe we should
Speaker 8: team up and do that over looking for a new podcast.
Speaker 5: Yeah, watch this space. Hey, let's run out with just
Speaker 5: a little bit of sport. Congratulations, both our teams won
Speaker 5: on the weekend, of course, beat Frio and the Crows
Speaker 5: smashed the Eagles, So I note Eagles. Wow they suck. Oh,
Speaker 5: not a lot to look forward to.
Speaker 3: West Coast for real long year, aren't they.
Speaker 5: We're going to get Tom Rein in just after seven
Speaker 5: o'clock to really dissect what it looks like for round one,
Speaker 5: et cetera. It looks like Zach Butter is going to
Speaker 5: be fine from Port, but Roley Thilthorpe is going to
Speaker 5: be missing for at least round one for the Crows
Speaker 5: because he's got a torn meniscus. Yes, it was real
Speaker 5: late in the game too.
Speaker 3: Yeah, not great.
Speaker 4: Also special mention to the Jimmy Webster bump on Gi Simpkin,
Speaker 4: which was quite sickening.
Speaker 5: Right, So Sam Power people got four weeks. I'm just
Speaker 5: going to terms of reckless to careless upgrade that Jimmy
Speaker 5: Webbs is going to get thirty six weeks done. Some
Speaker 5: quick calculations in my head done. He launches himself, he jumps,
Speaker 5: He threw.
Speaker 3: Off the ground, which is been the message.
Speaker 5: They're calling Jiy Simpkin the headless Horseman.
Speaker 8: So my dad is in his sixties and he's very oh,
Speaker 8: come on, you know, get back up.
Speaker 7: Yeah, rot a bit of dirt and it you'll be fine.
Speaker 8: Even he was like, whoa, that guy's in trouble with
Speaker 8: a massive trouble it works.
Speaker 5: The MRO this week touch.
Speaker 4: On some of the feedback that Jimmy Webbs's family gave
Speaker 4: on Facebook too, which was not welcome. I mean, you
Speaker 4: don't put laughing emojis next to that orniment.
Speaker 1: That's a job.
Speaker 5: That's a joke.
Speaker 1: That's a job. Job, that's so terrible job.
Speaker 5: So I can kick things off on a Monday with
Speaker 5: just a little bit of humor, slight little injection to
Speaker 5: put you in a good.
Speaker 1: Mood, a little bit of hummer.
Speaker 4: Okay, So we're going to have to paper rock sass
Speaker 4: this week because we're all running a little bit blue.
Speaker 3: Who wants to go first?
Speaker 5: Well, Abs, do you want to kick us off? Because
Speaker 5: you're such a fearless, courageous.
Speaker 8: Let I don't usually go first. I'm usually the one
Speaker 8: with the banger at the end.
Speaker 5: So let's yours is a big drum roll? Why did
Speaker 5: you set the tone this week?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 8: Ready, okay, So over the weekend, I went to the
Speaker 8: doctors with my boyfriend because he had to get his
Speaker 8: prostate checked. You know, it's all about mental health on
Speaker 8: this show. We've always said that. So anyway, we walk
Speaker 8: into the doctor's studio and the doctor says, now, Steve,
Speaker 8: try not to get too aroused. My boyfriend goes, hang on,
Speaker 8: my name's not Steve, and the doctor goes, keep it.
Speaker 7: Mine is so much.
Speaker 4: Travel dirty bird got someone called the medical board.
Speaker 5: For goodness, say you don't have to go the old
Speaker 5: school step.
Speaker 7: Yeah we went. He was old school.
Speaker 5: Well.
Speaker 4: I interrupted a conversation between two boobs on the weekend,
Speaker 4: and what did one saggy.
Speaker 3: Boob say to the other. We better start.
Speaker 4: Getting some support around here, otherwise people are going to
Speaker 4: think we're nuts.
Speaker 7: Did you get People are going to think they're no.
Speaker 5: I think I get it, I get it, But thank
Speaker 5: you for woman's all right, ladies, and round this out.
Speaker 5: So I'm just going to straighten us up right. I
Speaker 5: feel like we're going in a bit of a bit
Speaker 5: of a dangerous direction getting livered too blue. So a
Speaker 5: little boy and his father are walking down the street
Speaker 5: and they see two dogs having a very special intimate time.
Speaker 5: Little boy asks his father, Daddy, what are they doing.
Speaker 5: The father says, well, son, they're making a puppy. So
Speaker 5: they walk on and they go home. A few days later,
Speaker 5: the little boy walks in on his parents and they're
Speaker 5: having very very special cuddles. O. Little boy says, Daddy,
Speaker 5: what are you doing? The father replies, I'm making a baby,
Speaker 5: and little boy says, well, can you turn mummy over?
Speaker 5: I'd rather have a puppy.
Speaker 10: Now.
Speaker 5: I'm told that's funny, but I have no idea what
Speaker 5: it means. Does anyone know what that means?
Speaker 1: The weekends wrap?
Speaker 5: Yeah, you better believe a great man's back. Welcome back
Speaker 5: to the studio, Tom.
Speaker 12: Ran, It is so good to be back. Thanks for
Speaker 12: having me on board again for twenty twenty four.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, was it even a choice? I said no,
Speaker 4: and I got overruled.
Speaker 5: Negotiations, Yeah, negotiations the same.
Speaker 1: It was fierce, it was real fair.
Speaker 5: It was real fierce, and there was a specific moment
Speaker 5: we thought this is not going to happen, Like it's
Speaker 5: not going to go through. And then the eleventh O our
Speaker 5: band came through, big money offer. Here we are.
Speaker 12: Well, you know we've we've heard of rival radio stations
Speaker 12: two hundred million dollars. Dear as I have got everyone
Speaker 12: dwarfed on that front and deserving me so as we
Speaker 12: quite literally.
Speaker 8: Dish.
Speaker 3: You do have it on the brain today, Rennie.
Speaker 5: Let's get straight into the footy. We're very close around one.
Speaker 12: We are and look disappointing is for Riley Philthorpe. Let's
Speaker 12: start there. He's you know, to have. There's always one
Speaker 12: or two places where you go. Jeddie skuy looks good.
Speaker 12: He's the one in his four year, forty six games.
Speaker 12: It feels like the apprenticeship was over and he was
Speaker 12: ready to explode this year. He could still have a
Speaker 12: really strong year, but unfortunately fourth quarter knee injury scans yesterday.
Speaker 12: He was hoping it was just a jard knee, but
Speaker 12: it's a moniscous sort of damage to his left knee.
Speaker 12: The fact that they're not saying when he'll be back
Speaker 12: has me worried that they're probably considering surgery. I think
Speaker 12: it's going to be at least a month at the
Speaker 12: start of the season, maybe longer.
Speaker 1: I hope I'm wrong, but it doesn't sound great.
Speaker 5: And from my experience as well, it's always tricky with
Speaker 5: miniscus and you've always got to be unbelievably cautious. Yep.
Speaker 12: And for a big guy as well, it takes just
Speaker 12: that little bit longer. I think they'll put him in
Speaker 12: cotton wall. Look, you don't want to rush a guy
Speaker 12: like that back, and you do want him to play,
Speaker 12: but you don't want to risk it as well. He's
Speaker 12: too important an asset number two pick. He's got a
Speaker 12: really bright future. It's frustrating, but hopefully just a minor
Speaker 12: speed bump.
Speaker 5: Zach Budters.
Speaker 12: Yeah, this one, I'm hoping not that serious either. He
Speaker 12: has had history of ankles in the past, and it
Speaker 12: worried me that he went down. He looked like he
Speaker 12: was shot when he went down. There was no one
Speaker 12: else around him, but you could see that he just
Speaker 12: sort of turned the ankle over. Should be okay for
Speaker 12: round one. We'll know more this week. I mean, he's
Speaker 12: a great player. We all up love Zach Butters and
Speaker 12: the way he plays, but I think he'll be okay
Speaker 12: to play in that first game of the season.
Speaker 4: I think everyone felt collectively sick on the weekend when
Speaker 4: they saw the joy simp Can hit from Jimmy Webster.
Speaker 1: It's going to be the talking point all this week,
Speaker 1: isn't a Jodi Now.
Speaker 12: We had Sam pow Pepper last week, which I think
Speaker 12: we're not being too biased. It was an instantaneous Yes,
Speaker 12: it was wrong, it was high. His opponent was Can
Speaker 12: cast Mark Keene, but it was in the moment. It
Speaker 12: was a second this one. For those that haven't seen it,
Speaker 12: goodness gracious, it is still split second stuff. Don't get
Speaker 12: me wrong. We don't want to completely hang out Jimmy Webster,
Speaker 12: but he leaves the ground. He had an opportunity not
Speaker 12: to line him up summer calling for ten weeks. I
Speaker 12: think it's minimum eight week suspension. He's in real trouble.
Speaker 5: This is going to be huge. So when you look
Speaker 5: at pow Pepper straight away and say, well, here's the defense, Okay,
Speaker 5: he got slung into him at the exact wrong time,
Speaker 5: and that's what Paul went with. There is no defense.
Speaker 5: What sort of saints have got nothing in this space?
Speaker 5: They just have to sit there and go what have
Speaker 5: you got? Thank you very much?
Speaker 12: Yeah, exactly, walk away and sort of just cop it
Speaker 12: sweet I think unfortunately, I.
Speaker 3: Don't think you've seen this morning.
Speaker 4: But his sister Alicia Webster wrote in the comments on Facebook,
Speaker 4: good night that's and then his younger brother Jay Webster
Speaker 4: wrote fair bump play on and then both of them
Speaker 4: have piled on to some of the you know, some
Speaker 4: of the supporters who are all supporters who are quite
Speaker 4: fairly gone. This is a disgrace, and one of the
Speaker 4: sisters has put like laughing emojis, oh good time, since
Speaker 4: been deleted. The obviously sobered up or whatever probably shouldn't
Speaker 4: have written.
Speaker 5: That fingers out for a couple of years, doesn't it.
Speaker 12: Well, this is obviously going to go straight to the tribunal.
Speaker 12: It'll be heard tomorrow night. But I would think eight
Speaker 12: to ten weeks, what do you reckon? That's that's about right.
Speaker 7: That's about right.
Speaker 5: We don't want to say and that was a big
Speaker 5: thing with the same path everything. Let's not make an
Speaker 5: example of this now, whichoulld be mad example because it's
Speaker 5: been in the spotlight for the last year and a half.
Speaker 5: But this is I feel like this is the biggest
Speaker 5: one that we've seen since a genuinely cracked down where
Speaker 5: it feels really blatant.
Speaker 4: Yeah, some of them, you go, I don't know if
Speaker 4: that was malicious.
Speaker 3: This looked clearly malicious.
Speaker 12: Yeah, And you just have to wonder what was Jimmy
Speaker 12: thinking it's a trial game. You know, it's late and
Speaker 12: Simpkins had a history of concussion. It's got all you know.
Speaker 12: The AFL is all about optics, in the way things work.
Speaker 12: This just looks bad and simp can look horrible afterwards,
Speaker 12: didn't he? I mean he looked like he'd been completely
Speaker 12: knocked out. He was black and blue all over it.
Speaker 12: It looked terrible, shocking.
Speaker 5: Look Tommy, so good to have you back.
Speaker 3: So good.
Speaker 5: What a refreshing Monday morning.
Speaker 1: Is it is just it's going to make my week.
Speaker 1: I hope it makes you all week.
Speaker 12: To me.
Speaker 3: As always, we need a joke from you please.
Speaker 4: I don't know if you heard the joke off just before,
Speaker 4: but ran a little blue, so you've got a little.
Speaker 12: Bit of scope here blue shirt, So well mine's a
Speaker 12: little bit blue.
Speaker 1: I'll let you be to judge. Here we go.
Speaker 12: What do you call a cat with eight legs an octopuss?
Speaker 5: Why is that a bit blue?
Speaker 1: Tom Well, I didn't say.
Speaker 5: I'm just going to press this trouble, Thank you very much.
Speaker 5: Oh no, what's happening here? Egen? Yeah, that's right, it's
Speaker 5: an emergency intervention. Oh and I'm sorry Jones, this has
Speaker 5: taken so long, but you look, some things have happened
Speaker 5: over the last sort a few days and if you're
Speaker 5: just tuning in for the first time to describe Jody's
Speaker 5: eyeball right now it's very very yellow. And that's that's
Speaker 5: the aftermath of a popped blood vessel, which happened on
Speaker 5: what Wednesday night.
Speaker 4: Was Yeah, I genuinely thought this was all over. I thought,
Speaker 4: it's it's healing, it's fine, We're done.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well in this space, I thought so too. Well,
Speaker 5: I'm moving forward, and that's why I've brought the whole
Speaker 5: team together. Excellent, because it's not good enough. Morning, Yeah,
Speaker 5: good morning everybody. Time for an intervention. Because we are
Speaker 5: a rock solid team. We like to move forward. So
Speaker 5: I'm going to kick things off. I for one, am
Speaker 5: ready to move forward. Because what I got to think
Speaker 5: about over the weekend was if I was in your shoes,
Speaker 5: Joe's and I copp that much stick, I mean, I
Speaker 5: would just be seeing red. So it's not good enough,
Speaker 5: and I feel like we can go forward in a
Speaker 5: positive space. Is around the USA apps.
Speaker 7: Just that you know, obviously we're really sorry.
Speaker 8: You're looking much better today, okay, And I think so
Speaker 8: that there was a bit of.
Speaker 7: An issue over the weekend.
Speaker 8: Zoe, did you come back on the red eye?
Speaker 2: I'm a little tired. I came in from Melbourne on
Speaker 2: the Red d this morning. But Joe, it's like, aside
Speaker 2: from all that, I can even I can, she looks,
Speaker 2: she looks amazing. Isn't eye catching?
Speaker 5: Up it get a spot on? Well done, Zoe, thank you. Yes,
Speaker 5: let's let's let's point in a different direction. It is
Speaker 5: seriously eye catching.
Speaker 7: Everywhere you walk, eyes just follow you.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, that's so true.
Speaker 5: Okay, is so true anything you want to say.
Speaker 4: I just don't think we want to lose sight of
Speaker 4: the importance here, and we just want to make sure
Speaker 4: you're okay.
Speaker 1: That's it?
Speaker 3: Well, okay, can I say something sure?
Speaker 4: So I don't see myself coming back to work tomorrow.
Speaker 5: That's good. That's good. And what I'll leave you with
Speaker 5: is that we're a tight knit group and there's certainly
Speaker 5: no iron team, but there definitely is an iron Jody.
Speaker 5: And how ready is it? Joes? You're the captain of
Speaker 5: this team. You are the fearless captain. Okay, so if
Speaker 5: you want us to stop, just say stop stop, captain.
Speaker 1: We're going back in time on this daisy again.
Speaker 5: Monday, beautiful sexy Monday.
Speaker 1: We've always said this, Joe, it's.
Speaker 5: On a Monday. You've just got to approach in the
Speaker 5: right fashion.
Speaker 3: Come here Monday, let's pash.
Speaker 5: Come here christ a month? Does it have a pash
Speaker 5: rash Monday? What have you been doing?
Speaker 1: Is that a Hickey?
Speaker 5: Believable stuff. Let's take a little trip down memory lane
Speaker 5: on this daisy for the fourth of March. Let's go
Speaker 5: back to nineteen twenty four. Happy Birthday to You. The
Speaker 5: song was published. Someone was there, like sitting in the
Speaker 5: back background of the studio and like, now this is
Speaker 5: scamby an absolute banger. Yeah, this is going to standard
Speaker 5: tested time twenty twelve one directions and Tie twenty twelve
Speaker 5: Australian two are sold out in just three minutes. Wash
Speaker 5: ticket teck, Oh goodness? Question without notice? A favorite one direction?
Speaker 3: Oh? I mean, who can make a choice.
Speaker 4: I'm right between gorgeous little Irish Nile and the beautiful
Speaker 4: Harry Stars and.
Speaker 5: They're so nile.
Speaker 4: I do you know?
Speaker 5: I'm gonna throw a Zay in the mix too as well,
Speaker 5: because it's a bit of a bad boy. I don't care.
Speaker 5: I've got an attitude think about dars Ain't yeah right,
Speaker 5: But for me, it's Nile, Like I said, Irish charm.
Speaker 5: Isn't it absolutely gorgeous? Twenty twenty toilet paper sales. It's
Speaker 5: sawed across Australia, causing may just supermarket chains to begin
Speaker 5: rationing roles. And that was one of the lowest points
Speaker 5: in recent times for our.
Speaker 3: Society in modern life.
Speaker 4: Yes, and if anyone can explain the toilet paper mania
Speaker 4: to me, please do.
Speaker 5: And look if you if you collected heaps and heaps
Speaker 5: of toilet rolls during the pandemic switch off and over
Speaker 5: right now, we don't want you.
Speaker 3: You just did.
Speaker 5: It's happened. That's right, gay good stuff. Where you got.
Speaker 3: Jade's I just wiped my hands all my bum.
Speaker 4: Of you.
Speaker 9: No more.
Speaker 5: Song back in twenty sixteen on this day was Love
Speaker 5: Yourself by Justin Bieber right in his I'm so back
Speaker 5: and I'm so cool faced that sin.
Speaker 3: I want to talk about this.
Speaker 4: Twenty seven year old Adelaide woman has revealed the text
Speaker 4: message that made her quit her job. Said it made
Speaker 4: her feel small and she resigned on the spot. So
Speaker 4: her name is Madeline Whittaker, and I'm.
Speaker 5: Going to Sagatha for a second that you were talking
Speaker 5: to the third person.
Speaker 4: And she was working in admin for a construction company
Speaker 4: and she received a text from her boss that just
Speaker 4: completely and utterly pushed her over the edge. So basically
Speaker 4: what happened was when she got the job, she said, look,
Speaker 4: I've got endometriosis, so there are going to be days
Speaker 4: when I just simply cannot come into work.
Speaker 3: And he was like, yep, yep, no problem, that's fine.
Speaker 4: So she sent a message on a Sunday and it said, Hey,
Speaker 4: I'm not fit to come to work tomorrow due to
Speaker 4: my endo slash period. I will send a doctor's certificate
Speaker 4: tomorrow and we'll be back in on Tuesday. I'm so
Speaker 4: sorry for any inconvenience. Doctors certificate fair enough you, Actually,
Speaker 4: this woman has a genuine endometriosis. Like some of the
Speaker 4: photos from hospital just look awful, and women with endo
Speaker 4: get that real blow shod look as well.
Speaker 5: So it can be super sadden too, can't it.
Speaker 3: I think so.
Speaker 4: I've never had it, I've had friends that have had it,
Speaker 4: and from all accounts, it sounds incredibly painful. Anyway, this
Speaker 4: is how the boss was responded. We go, sorry, Madeline,
Speaker 4: it's twenty past eight at night. It's not acceptable. Please
Speaker 4: consider your options regards from the boss, and she has
Speaker 4: replied with please accept this as my formal resignation.
Speaker 3: Thanks Madeline.
Speaker 5: Wow, that's and what was his response after that?
Speaker 4: Oh, no, I think that it was all done abs
Speaker 4: in the newsroom. So you haven't had endo, but you've
Speaker 4: had some experience in this space that's been pretty painful.
Speaker 9: Well.
Speaker 8: Yeah, so I luckily am very fortunate to not have endometriosis,
Speaker 8: but I have well the medical world won't diagnose me
Speaker 8: with PCOS, but I have all of the symptoms, so
Speaker 8: I've got a cyst on my ovaries. And thinking back now,
Speaker 8: it's funny because back in the day, I remember, like
Speaker 8: the day before I was duty my period, I'd be bedridden.
Speaker 8: I'd be really sore, I just want to sleep. It'd
Speaker 8: be really teary. It was horrible. Now things are a
Speaker 8: lot better because I take care of myself for a
Speaker 8: lot better. But yeah, I think back to then and
Speaker 8: I think of all the pain and all the crap
Speaker 8: that I sort of went through then. But I've got
Speaker 8: a lot of friends who have endometriosis and just the
Speaker 8: horrible things that they go through, and the fact that
Speaker 8: I think men still don't quite understand what's going on.
Speaker 8: And I think we're a lot better in this space
Speaker 8: because back in the day, it was like, oh, periods,
Speaker 8: he was still a bit there. It's disgusting. Well, that's life,
Speaker 8: and this is what we have to deal with as women,
Speaker 8: and we need everybody to understand that. We need everybody
Speaker 8: to understand endo and all of the things.
Speaker 4: More. I think there's a real push at the moment too,
Speaker 4: because I don't think medicare particularly looks after you. And
Speaker 4: there's a woman on Sunrise on the weekend just talking
Speaker 4: about how in this space it's so expensive for her.
Speaker 3: So yeah, it's not realizing, not good.
Speaker 4: At all at all, and terribly well, certainly, I don't
Speaker 4: want to make light of it. But Bosh, Josh did
Speaker 4: show me a text message that you sent last night.
Speaker 4: Here you go, yeah, and it read sorry, Josh, I
Speaker 4: won't be in tomorrow.
Speaker 3: It's from you. I have period pain.
Speaker 4: So I need to lie in bed with some chocolate
Speaker 4: and a hot water bottle and listen to old mixtapes
Speaker 4: from ex girlfriends love Andrew.
Speaker 5: That's true, how to go down.
Speaker 3: He definitely didn't fly. You're here?
Speaker 7: Are you?
Speaker 5: Yeah? I'm absolutely here? And he was very very insensitive,
Speaker 5: isn't he. That's it? I quit, Yeah, I just go
Speaker 5: take it back