Speaker 1: It's Thursday, Jack, and it's not just any old Thursday.
Speaker 1: Why do you look so nervous?
Speaker 2: Because usually I love a Thursday, but today I'm very
Speaker 2: I have a lot of nervous, anxious energy.
Speaker 1: Of course, we are talking about Jack making his catwalk
Speaker 1: debut in PayPal Melbourne Fashion Festival, and I want you
Speaker 1: to flip the script, okay, because you know, even though
Speaker 1: you are a very young man, it's very rare to
Speaker 1: be given the opportunity to do something that you've never
Speaker 1: done before. And let me tell you, it gets rarer
Speaker 1: and rarer as your life goes on. And if you've
Speaker 1: learnt anything from me, is that every opportunity that you
Speaker 1: get you must.
Speaker 2: Say yes, yes. And that's what that was a big
Speaker 2: mantle for me in twenty twenty five. Hence I said
Speaker 2: yes to this. But now that the day is here,
Speaker 2: I'm questioning my yes.
Speaker 1: No excite the excited will tomorrow will be just another
Speaker 1: ordinary day that today a great day. And it feels
Speaker 1: like a destination wedding is about to happen. You know,
Speaker 1: Lucy has arrived from Adelaide. I'm sure Isabella and Jane,
Speaker 1: these are our winners from the from the competition to
Speaker 1: come along to the show. Maybe they're getting a you know,
Speaker 1: a little blowway. Maybe they're getting their nails done. Our
Speaker 1: sunglasses have arrived from Specsavers. We're all going to be
Speaker 1: kitted out in the same dark glass.
Speaker 2: And they are fantastic. Thank you Spec Savers. Swannee, you've
Speaker 2: shown me them before. You're going to actually look like
Speaker 2: Chris Jenner and I cannot wait.
Speaker 1: I can't wait either. I wish I had her work.
Speaker 2: Hey, we've also got Miguel Maestray joining us. Is that
Speaker 2: how you say his last name? Is that maestro?
Speaker 1: Yes, Miguel Miguel Maestra.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's joining us after three o'clock because he's going
Speaker 2: to be doing the runway alongside me.
Speaker 1: Is there nothing he can't do?
Speaker 2: Literally? And also, of course it's Thursday, so we've still
Speaker 2: got to do sweeping statements. Start thinking of your unpopular opinions,
Speaker 2: because we're going to be asking you for them very soon.
Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan Show. I'm not going to do an
Speaker 1: hour by our account done to your Catwalk debut. Let's
Speaker 1: get our mind off things, shall we, Swans. Sweeping statements.
Speaker 1: I mean, my sweeping statement is if you're not a
Speaker 1: model sturf the cat. Oh no, that's right. Twenty four
Speaker 1: ten gives a call with your sweeping statement, your unpopular opinion.
Speaker 1: I'm going to go first. Please, telehealth appointments with your
Speaker 1: doctor should be at least half price, at.
Speaker 2: Least strong sweeping statement.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I cannot believe a peg had an ear infection recently.
Speaker 1: She went to the doctor in person because the doctor
Speaker 1: had to look at the ear obviously. Then about a
Speaker 1: week later she was in so much pain. I called
Speaker 1: up the doctor and I said, you know, made the
Speaker 1: telehealth appointment, and I said, we're gonna need some painkillers,
Speaker 1: proper ones, because this child hasn't slept in ten days.
Speaker 1: E script came through. It was literally three minutes.
Speaker 2: Oh was it a song? I was here when you
Speaker 2: did that, right, exactly, It wasn't even three minutes. I
Speaker 2: reckon we were We would have been two minutes.
Speaker 1: Ninety dollars.
Speaker 2: You were not charged for that whack.
Speaker 1: That is outrageous. A there should be a little follow up, freebie.
Speaker 1: I agree if it's the same condition to at least
Speaker 1: half price for telehealth appointments, and.
Speaker 2: Like, I think half price is fair. I get it.
Speaker 2: It's still they're still doctors and they spoke to you.
Speaker 2: But a full fee for like a half fifteen minute
Speaker 2: doctors point prageous.
Speaker 1: That is outrageous the first time I've paid it either.
Speaker 2: Don't you think as well? When you've got like a
Speaker 2: family doctor and you've got that long relationship with them, like,
Speaker 2: it's kind of jarring when they do that, because it's like, hey,
Speaker 2: I thought we were meets.
Speaker 1: And also where was the prescription at the first one? Exactly?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's frustrating, really annoy. Okay, My sweeping statement
Speaker 2: is if you are am seeing a wedding or hosting something,
Speaker 2: never should this sentence be uttered. For those of you
Speaker 2: that don't know me, oh my god, absolutely, it drives
Speaker 2: me insane. So it's like if I were to say,
Speaker 2: say you were getting married, Yeah, well, and I said, huh,
Speaker 2: hi guys. For those of you that don't know me,
Speaker 2: my name is Jack and I've been friends with Chrissy
Speaker 2: for the last decade. No no, no, just hi, guys, my
Speaker 2: name is Jack and I've been friends with Creasy for
Speaker 2: the last decade.
Speaker 1: Read Because also you're at a wedding. Obviously whoever is
Speaker 1: getting married has spoken about the MC You're not a
Speaker 1: stranger to anyone.
Speaker 2: No, And if you happen to be when you say, hey, guys,
Speaker 2: my name is Jack, you're no longer strugging exactly.
Speaker 1: We've heard about him. He's the model.
Speaker 2: Stop that, okay. Thirteen twenty four to ten. What is
Speaker 2: your sweeping statement.
Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan Show. It's Thursday on the Christy Swan
Speaker 1: Show on Nova, and that means this Swan's sweeping stents.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: This is the home of all your unpopular opinions. This
Speaker 1: is a safe place for you to land. You can
Speaker 1: say whatever you want. Indeed, I've just said that, telling
Speaker 1: her the appointments should be half priced.
Speaker 2: I think that's reasonable and fair with your doctor.
Speaker 1: I just don't know how they can justify it.
Speaker 2: Well, when yes for a two minute phone call, how
Speaker 2: is it the same as a fifteen minute in person chat.
Speaker 1: I do not know. Having said that, they are very convenient,
Speaker 1: you don't have to wait in the waiting room or anything. Anyway,
Speaker 1: should still spe should be hard.
Speaker 2: Price agreed, And if you are am seeing or hosting something,
Speaker 2: when you introduce yourself, you should never say for those
Speaker 2: of you that don't know me, you should just say, hey,
Speaker 2: my name is Jack, and I've known chriasy for the
Speaker 2: last decade.
Speaker 1: I agree one hundred percent. Hello Jamie, Hey guys, are
Speaker 1: we so good? What is your sweeping statement?
Speaker 3: As far as suck, they're terrible?
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, these are fighting words. How long have
Speaker 1: you had it for? I bought one about six months ago.
Speaker 1: And what have you tried to cook in it? Almost everything?
Speaker 2: Well, I've done.
Speaker 1: I've done the kids, the basic chicken notice and the chips,
Speaker 1: and I try to pork in there. Nothing tastes good
Speaker 1: coming out of it. Really, I think you might be
Speaker 1: doing it wrong. I hope so.
Speaker 3: I hope it gets better because at the moment it sucks.
Speaker 1: Can I tell you what? Can I sell you? What
Speaker 1: the best thing is? This is the best hack and
Speaker 1: everyone should do it. When you go and get do
Speaker 1: you are you a hot chip lover? I mean you're human? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: So what you do is you buy a next time.
Speaker 1: We just saw you get minimum chips, get an extra
Speaker 1: minimum chips, and you don't eat them, and you put
Speaker 1: them in the freezer and then you put them in
Speaker 1: the air fry frozen. They taste exactly the same way
Speaker 1: as they do when they come out of the shop.
Speaker 1: I like that. That is a hack.
Speaker 4: It's a little cheat.
Speaker 1: I like that one. And it's seven minutes everything seven minutes.
Speaker 1: All right, that's your all thumb on the air fry.
Speaker 1: Everything is seven minutes, Jane. Okay, I'll have to regive
Speaker 1: it another go then, yeah, call me, call me Jamie.
Speaker 2: What's your baby's name?
Speaker 1: Cassidy too nice? I love that name.
Speaker 2: We're going to send your Banker's Delight voucher, and you
Speaker 2: in Cassidy can go and get some afternoon snacks.
Speaker 1: Awesome, Thank you guys. Good on you, Jamie. That's they're
Speaker 1: fighting words about their front No savage Caramela. Hello's just
Speaker 1: sweeping statement, mo love.
Speaker 3: Dogs should not be allowed in shopping centers, stores, shops,
Speaker 3: bunning cafes, anywhere dead dogs keep them home.
Speaker 2: Can I add apartment complexes to that?
Speaker 3: Well, yeah she can if you like Jack, because that's cruel.
Speaker 3: I agree with you.
Speaker 2: There, he is cruel. That's why I don't like it.
Speaker 1: And how does that affect you? Sorry, that sounded very accusatory,
Speaker 1: But Jack, how does it affect you?
Speaker 2: Because when I get home or if I'm home in
Speaker 2: the morning and the person that owns the dog is out.
Speaker 2: It's locked on the balcony all day barking, and I
Speaker 2: don't think it's fair that a dog is locked on
Speaker 2: a balcony.
Speaker 3: In an apartment so sad to see.
Speaker 2: It's actually just cruel and it's too small of a
Speaker 2: space for a labrador.
Speaker 3: I agree.
Speaker 1: I agree. Having said that, imagine I would love that.
Speaker 1: I'd love someone to lock me on a balcony myself.
Speaker 3: I mean, you're a human, Christy. See what we're doing
Speaker 3: to these animals. We're confusing the animals, making them think
Speaker 3: they're they're not dogs anymore. They're humans. Do what we do.
Speaker 1: How nice would it be, though, just alone on a balcony,
Speaker 1: nothing to do but scroll the I live alone.
Speaker 2: Chris all good, I'm all good, Jump off the balcony.
Speaker 1: It's controversial to say that they're not allowed in Bunnings,
Speaker 1: and that they're not. I mean, you know, what's so,
Speaker 1: what's a tradeing without his dog?
Speaker 3: What most trades? It's not the trades anymore than they're
Speaker 3: taking him. It's the normal carry shopping and they've got
Speaker 3: their little poodles sitting in the trolley. I'm like, come on,
Speaker 3: it's a dog. Treat it like a dog. You're computing
Speaker 3: the poor animal.
Speaker 2: Baker's Delight voucher for you. Come, let's finish with stilp
Speaker 2: turn your mind. Hello fella, Bhi guys.
Speaker 1: This is controversial. What's your sweeping statement?
Speaker 2: Yep, my one is paper products are better than plastic.
Speaker 1: I want the specifics of these products that you're talking about,
Speaker 1: because you cannot possibly be talking about straws. Pardon you
Speaker 1: cannot possibly be talking about straws.
Speaker 2: Yep, I am Philip.
Speaker 1: Are you all right in the head? The creepiest one show,
Speaker 1: the creepiest one show, very exciting day, indeed, let's do.
Speaker 2: Australia's largest PayPal Meldan Fashion Festival is back in March.
Speaker 2: Tickets PayPal MFF still gone to you.
Speaker 1: Jack's vivcs. How many minutes such out?
Speaker 2: Yeh hon't what is it now? It's nearly so it's
Speaker 2: two three thirty six hours until it's so exciting struck
Speaker 2: my stuff and hope you don't follow over.
Speaker 1: Of course we're talking about you making your fashion debut
Speaker 1: as a catwalk model at the PayPal Melbourne Fashion Festival.
Speaker 1: This is such a big deal, such a wonderful opportunity.
Speaker 1: I can't wait to be their front and center in
Speaker 1: my fancy black suit with my fancy black shades. I'm
Speaker 1: still a hundred I'm not one hundred percent sure about
Speaker 1: the music, and I think it's important. And I know
Speaker 1: I've been harping on about pread to Porte, which is
Speaker 1: really my only kind of fashion reference. I think from
Speaker 1: the nineties. There is an epic scene and the supermodels
Speaker 1: are walking out, almost like they're in a daze. They're
Speaker 1: really like low key and whatever, shuffling around and and
Speaker 1: the song is this.
Speaker 2: Fine. I love the Cranberries, so do I young.
Speaker 1: Moody yeah, and they're like they're just shuffling around, like,
Speaker 1: oh yeah.
Speaker 2: Too cool for school.
Speaker 1: I'm one of the most beautiful women in the world. Whatever.
Speaker 1: That would be cool, I reckon.
Speaker 2: I would love to do this with like a smoke machine. Yes,
Speaker 2: and then people kind of half can't see me walking alright.
Speaker 1: See who else is going to be watching this debut.
Speaker 1: It's you, Jane. Oh my goodness, I know it's so exciting,
Speaker 1: so excited. Have you got an outfit planned? I mean,
Speaker 1: because it is about you as well, Jane, I.
Speaker 2: Have a millionaires in outfits planned in my head.
Speaker 1: I've got this fantastic have you ever been to a
Speaker 1: proper fashion show catwalk thing? No?
Speaker 5: Never?
Speaker 1: Man, Well, are gonna love ourselves sick? Now? Have you
Speaker 1: got a musical suggestion for Jack to to pump him
Speaker 1: up and make him feel like himself when he's walking
Speaker 1: down the catwalk?
Speaker 5: I think how about sexy that?
Speaker 2: Hi? Oh yeah, I think this would make me laugh though, Jane,
Speaker 2: walking down to.
Speaker 4: This, you'll be perfect.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you'll be perfect. And if you're laughing, then you'll
Speaker 1: light No.
Speaker 2: I want to make a point to smile and laugh
Speaker 2: because I don't want people to think I'm actually taking
Speaker 2: myself seriously.
Speaker 1: But you are, though a little.
Speaker 2: But I can't know because I can't. Jane. We look
Speaker 2: forward to seeing you tonight. Thank you so much for
Speaker 2: coming and supporting.
Speaker 3: Thanks.
Speaker 1: I'm so excited. I can't wait too.
Speaker 2: We'll see you soon. Australia's largest fashion event, PayPal Melbourne
Speaker 2: Fashion Festival is back until March eight. For tickets and info,
Speaker 2: head to PayPal dot MFF dot com. You're okay, I think.
Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan show. Let's go click at Chrissies CLICKA
Speaker 1: A source close to Jennifer Garner and Bed Affleck I've
Speaker 1: said the Gin is definitely scared of falling in love
Speaker 1: with him again.
Speaker 2: Well, they're clearly in love given that little hug they
Speaker 2: had yesterday at paintball.
Speaker 1: No, apparently not apparently. No, they're just absolutely good friends.
Speaker 1: People find it hard to believe. I get it.
Speaker 2: I suppose I was just manifesting it for them, and
Speaker 2: I want the outcome to be that they're back together.
Speaker 1: The thing is, though, I think people don't understand, like,
Speaker 1: if you haven't had kids with someone, which you haven't, no,
Speaker 1: you kind of think that the maximum feelings that you
Speaker 1: could have for somebody is as a partner. But actually
Speaker 1: I think the maximum feelings you can have for someone
Speaker 1: is the other parent of your children. Okay, and it's separate.
Speaker 2: A different kind of connection, And yes it is.
Speaker 1: It feels like best friends and family, and it's like
Speaker 1: it's a very unique combo. That's why I feel sad
Speaker 1: for people that when they, you know, split up, it's
Speaker 1: all awful and angry and acrimonious.
Speaker 2: Right, because on the other end of the scale, they
Speaker 2: could have that beautiful side sort of yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they miss out on you know, something very very
Speaker 1: unique and you know important. And I'm lucky enough to
Speaker 1: be to have that, which is great, and I think
Speaker 1: that Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck have it too, but
Speaker 1: it is quite rare, so people like, oh, they must
Speaker 1: be sleeping together or falling in love or whatever. But
Speaker 1: I think it's more than.
Speaker 2: That, given the circumstances around them, right, Like he's broken
Speaker 2: up with j Lo. It's like the natural progression. As
Speaker 2: like fans and the public, we just hope that he.
Speaker 1: Ends up back with Jenny because we like him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because we like him and we love her.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right. And also, you know, we're sort of
Speaker 1: wired to think that mum and dad should be together,
Speaker 1: but sometimes true, they don't have to be. I've forgotten
Speaker 1: that he slept with their nanny and that was why
Speaker 1: they broke up. Remember the name Christine Uzunian.
Speaker 2: That's right.
Speaker 1: I'm completely forgotten. It's not it's not a great track record.
Speaker 1: And having said that, that was what it was so
Speaker 1: long ago, and I think that Jender Garner would have
Speaker 1: forgiven that. Really, you know, it's a water water under
Speaker 1: the bridge, is our Queen Adele would say, let's move
Speaker 1: on to the thing that everyone's talking about, the TV
Speaker 1: show where it debuted on Netflix. It is of course,
Speaker 1: Meghan Markles documentary called With Love Comma Meghan.
Speaker 2: I wish Netflix would stop trying to make me watch that.
Speaker 2: They keep serving it to me on my Netflix homepage.
Speaker 2: I'm like, guys, I'm never going to watch it? Are
Speaker 2: you no no interest? It looks so boring?
Speaker 1: Can Tom hear us? Tom? Oh? I can't hear Tom.
Speaker 1: Are you are you going to be watching the Meghan
Speaker 1: Michael documentary? Absolutely not. Oh my god, I'm saving it
Speaker 1: just a real good hate watch. I'm saving it for
Speaker 1: the ultimate hate wine.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, your teeth is so beautiful and w today. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Did you have whitening numb before tonight? No?
Speaker 1: I haven't had anything done. I think it's my new lipstick.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, Yeah, that's a Victoria Beckham that I bought
Speaker 1: in Paris and I forgot I had.
Speaker 2: That's reminded me. I do my whitening strips before tonight.
Speaker 2: Absolutely sorry. Back to the insufferable Megan Markel.
Speaker 1: Back to Megan Michael. So she's doing the publicity rounds.
Speaker 1: She went on, Drew Barrymore, who was you know? Very
Speaker 1: nice to it.
Speaker 5: I always make it a point when I'm traveling if
Speaker 5: I can't do bedtime stories with my kids because Archie
Speaker 5: and Lily are just three and five. So I'll always
Speaker 5: pack a really thin book and I'll videotape myself reading it,
Speaker 5: so whoever's with them or Papa can say, here's Mama
Speaker 5: reading your bedtime story. You find ways to show up
Speaker 5: for each other. And if that's the one thing that
Speaker 5: I can convey through the show or through as ever
Speaker 5: as a brand, I want people to know you can
Speaker 5: show up for each other, because you know how good
Speaker 5: it feels when someone shows up for you.
Speaker 1: I mean, I've just never heard anything so condescending in
Speaker 1: all my life. Like she's the person who has little kids.
Speaker 1: Also like we know how to parent, okay, and also okay.
Speaker 2: Don't make that's almost mum guilty. People that let their
Speaker 2: kids go away for a night and that they don't
Speaker 2: communicate with them. Let you kids have a night away
Speaker 2: from you and be with their grandparents or their aunties
Speaker 2: and uncles. They don't need to see a video of
Speaker 2: you reading a books.
Speaker 1: She just can't win with me. It's very, very unfortunate.
Speaker 2: I actually, you know, I loved her as Rachel's an't
Speaker 2: on suits. I'm probably one of the only people in
Speaker 2: the world that did. I can't love that anymore. It's
Speaker 2: so annoying.
Speaker 1: What I want to know is this because I you know,
Speaker 1: I've got to admit whenever I read anything of hers
Speaker 1: or so, it's terrible. It's a terrible confession of mine.
Speaker 1: I want to I want to dislike her more.
Speaker 2: So I look for it.
Speaker 1: Anyway, I look for holes in it. And in one
Speaker 1: little article I read that you know, Oh, they're very
Speaker 1: you know, we're very normal. Me and h are very normal.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 1: Evenings are just spent, you know, listening to music and
Speaker 1: making lunch boxes. Your kids are three and five? What
Speaker 1: do they need lunchboxes for? Why aren't they like everyone
Speaker 1: else as kids when they're three and five having lunch
Speaker 1: at home?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Sorry, why but why do they need lunchboxes at five?
Speaker 2: They'd be at school, but wouldn't.
Speaker 1: They Sometimes they're not all the time.
Speaker 2: There was a hole in that little grab there, she says,
Speaker 2: So whoever's with them, papa? Yeah, she just quickly changed
Speaker 2: the narrative. Oh, I can't say they're with a nanny, papa.
Speaker 2: Whoever's with them, papa? So mate?
Speaker 1: And also, don't refer to yourself as a working mother. Sorry,
Speaker 1: it's so privileged. Nobody lives like that.
Speaker 2: I can't believe Drew hadter On neither.
Speaker 1: I'm disappointed.
Speaker 2: Is a Christy Sun show.
Speaker 1: I won't mention your catwalk debut again after now, maybe
Speaker 1: I will.
Speaker 2: I mean, we've got Miguel come in, who's walking with me,
Speaker 2: so we'll have to we are.
Speaker 1: I'm so excited for you. You're going to get the
Speaker 1: biggest rush of endorphins and dopamine. You'll just be like breathless.
Speaker 2: I'm really excited for that to hit because right now
Speaker 2: it's just nerves. I know, once I hear and see
Speaker 2: you guys, I'll be put at ease.
Speaker 1: It's so exciting and I want as many people to
Speaker 1: see you make your catwalk debut on PayPal Melbourne Fashion
Speaker 1: Festival as possible. So Tom is one of our is
Speaker 1: out one of ours. If we teeth, Tom is our producer,
Speaker 1: and I'm going this is the entire team. Of course
Speaker 1: you as the other part of the team. Jack is
Speaker 1: going to be on stage. Tom, will you sit on
Speaker 1: my lap for the show and we can give away
Speaker 1: one more seat. I would love that. Yes, all right,
Speaker 1: Tom's gonna sit on my lap And that means that
Speaker 1: you just center are coming along to watch Jack's fashion debut.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, that's amazing.
Speaker 6: Thank you so much.
Speaker 1: Now we've got a little plan happening. We're going to
Speaker 1: be all like head to toe black suits and glasses
Speaker 1: and stuff. We've got your glasses covered. Do you have
Speaker 1: something black to wear?
Speaker 3: I'm sure I can work that out.
Speaker 1: Sure you can. Being a Melbourne girl, we're known for
Speaker 1: our black wardrobes.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, absolutely all right.
Speaker 1: Just to see you tonight, baby, Thank.
Speaker 2: You so much, See you tonight. Just ciner. Hey next
Speaker 2: Chrisy's quizy thirteen twenty four to ten. Jump on the line.
Speaker 2: If you would like to win a bum bag something
Speaker 2: that I will not.
Speaker 1: Be going to look amazing with my new Henny suit.
Speaker 2: And don't you dare ruin that outfit with a bum bag?
Speaker 1: Will?
Speaker 2: I will be living. I'll walk off the runway and
Speaker 2: snatch it out.
Speaker 1: If you won't ruin anything, it'll elevate it. That's the word,
Speaker 1: isn't it elevate? The Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 1: Let's give away a bumbagshaw Chrissy's quizzy whatever they're giving
Speaker 1: it away. Simone or Alex are going to earn it?
Speaker 1: Only one is Hello Simone, Hello Chrissy, how you going?
Speaker 1: What is the first thing that you would put in
Speaker 1: your bum bag if you won it? Yes? Yes, me too?
Speaker 1: I just put someone then, Alex, what would you whack
Speaker 1: in yours?
Speaker 2: Keith? Yeah?
Speaker 1: The you'll never lose them again? So good? All right, girls,
Speaker 1: your names are your buzzer. It's the best of five,
Speaker 1: meaning the first person to get three correct wins the
Speaker 1: game gets the bum bag. Question one this coming weekend
Speaker 1: marks round one, of which sporting code.
Speaker 2: I think it's actually opening round or round zero, but
Speaker 2: you get the vibe.
Speaker 1: Yes, AFL correct. Question number two, which sporting brand produces
Speaker 1: the somber sneaker the somber three stripes?
Speaker 2: Ah? Oh, Alex, you just got in there? Give it
Speaker 2: to me?
Speaker 1: Yes? Added as correct question. I'm three twenty five years
Speaker 1: ago today, this song Shiver was released. Who sings it?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 5: Mon cold Play?
Speaker 1: It is saving song off. That was that the lead single.
Speaker 2: The lead single of Parachutes Yellow No Yellow was second,
Speaker 2: and then Trouble was third.
Speaker 1: Interesting, isn't it? Question number four? What makes fruit sweet?
Speaker 2: God?
Speaker 1: You guys are really like Simona s More specific Please
Speaker 1: more information pleases. Tony Barble would say, Alex, yes, brooktose
Speaker 1: what's the score Jack?
Speaker 2: It is two points to Alex and two points to Simone.
Speaker 2: Question number five is for the win for one.
Speaker 1: Of yours in the human body. What is the proper
Speaker 1: name for the shin bone? Simone? Yes, Simon, it is
Speaker 1: the tibbia. Look at you go, Simon. What a clever
Speaker 1: monkey you are. Thank you Well, you've got yourself a thumbag.
Speaker 1: And I might actually bring a lip balm from home
Speaker 1: and put it in.
Speaker 2: Hey. Coming up next, the wonderful Miguel Maestra is joining
Speaker 2: us live in studio Swanee and he's gonna.
Speaker 1: Give me some tips for cooking and you tips four
Speaker 1: or something that you would never guess.
Speaker 2: Walking in a run, lay Tonight. Do you really think
Speaker 2: he's going to have advice for me?
Speaker 1: Will you never know?
Speaker 2: Anyway, he's doing it with me. That's next on the
Speaker 2: Christy swe Shows.
Speaker 1: The Christy swan Show, and welcome Miguel mstraight.
Speaker 2: Amazing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I pay them with moving boobies. Now you are
Speaker 1: here because you are pure sunshine. But also our Jack
Speaker 1: is walking for the first time in.
Speaker 2: The PayPal Melbourne Fashion.
Speaker 1: Festivalg deal and it's a very big deal. And we
Speaker 1: were thinking, well, God, who is available to teach him
Speaker 1: how to be a supermodel, a catwalk supermodel? And of
Speaker 1: course only one name came up and it was it
Speaker 1: wasn't yours but you you were available and miguil, you
Speaker 1: are also walking in Melbourne Fashion Festival.
Speaker 2: What are the tears?
Speaker 1: What are thees?
Speaker 2: Have you done this perform a girl? Have you walked
Speaker 2: in a runway before?
Speaker 4: Never? First time? First time, long time listener, first time?
Speaker 2: Color?
Speaker 1: Have you put in a call to anybody who's done
Speaker 1: this for a living that you could give us some tips?
Speaker 4: I spoke with Chris Smith, extremely handsome, biggest crazy with
Speaker 4: us in the living room. It's fun handsome, tall raped model.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And if you're going, oh Christmith, I know that
Speaker 1: name maya face of male Mayer and I'm also an
Speaker 1: ex of Danny Mino.
Speaker 2: Superstar.
Speaker 4: Fill up with the living room where Chris was away.
Speaker 4: Craze used to do the traveling segment Superstar. He said here,
Speaker 4: you know, I love when you're asking people there so
Speaker 4: professional or something?
Speaker 2: You're any tips?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yes, be yourself? What is done? Me? I'm freaking out
Speaker 2: help me over here. Oh no, just the charisma will
Speaker 2: do it.
Speaker 4: And I mean it's quite it's fifteen hundred people. You're
Speaker 4: gonna show you. You look like you never heard this before.
Speaker 2: I didn't know there were fifteen hundred people that this is.
Speaker 4: This is like, this is a worldwide event Melbourne fashion.
Speaker 4: This is not like he ha ha, this is ha.
Speaker 4: This is as good as it get. I was this
Speaker 4: morning in the media launching there. This is like the
Speaker 4: best brands, the most amazing special effects people has been
Speaker 4: setting up the lights for one week in there.
Speaker 6: I don't want to look at your face smaller.
Speaker 1: It's all the it's all the very you know, cutting edge,
Speaker 1: avant gard you know, unbelievable label. So why are you
Speaker 1: walking for those men's with.
Speaker 4: You know, that's a great question. Let me answer that
Speaker 4: our work with Luxury Escapes. It's a lovely show. The
Speaker 4: travel the best world's best holidays, And I mean I
Speaker 4: put that one in there tick. And the thing is,
Speaker 4: I mean they chose me their partner sponsor. They gotta
Speaker 4: be a pig guard. Then they look fantastic and they
Speaker 4: chose me to jump into the experience and just like that, Yes,
Speaker 4: finding the right place at the right time, and it's
Speaker 4: something I've never done. I cooked before in Fashion Week
Speaker 4: in Sydney, but I've never been in that site. I
Speaker 4: was rested up as a chef.
Speaker 1: I'm going to be there tonight and I cannot wait
Speaker 1: to see both of you.
Speaker 4: But it's just like I mean, because we don't know
Speaker 4: if it's like you're gonna encourage, because that's quite serious.
Speaker 2: You're doing so well, and like Miguel, you're such a
Speaker 2: smiley dude. Are you going to smile while you're walking
Speaker 2: down the runway or are you going to keep it serious.
Speaker 4: And kind of smile whole time? This is all mixed.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, this is all a mix of emotion.
Speaker 4: You want to get people a little taste of who
Speaker 4: you are. You got that one minute.
Speaker 6: Let's do let's do somethings take longer than one minute.
Speaker 1: I want to.
Speaker 2: Come in, come in a long time.
Speaker 1: I want to see I want to see how ready
Speaker 1: you are for this moment. You're about about the same age, yes,
Speaker 1: thirty two, And I remember preda Porte from back in
Speaker 1: the day of the film. I'm going to play innoses,
Speaker 1: here come the hot stepper, and you are going to
Speaker 1: pretend that you were at the top of the catwalk
Speaker 1: and you're going to do it exactly how.
Speaker 2: It's okay.
Speaker 4: You can take the headphones off if you are ok
Speaker 4: because honey, you've got you.
Speaker 1: Need the music. Leave it on.
Speaker 2: He's good.
Speaker 1: God, he's good. I've never seen you with a fat
Speaker 1: face on.
Speaker 2: He looks like he's going to kill us.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Okay, so what we've learnt is you've
Speaker 1: got to have a face on like you're going to
Speaker 1: punch someone and then wink at the end.
Speaker 2: Okay, try.
Speaker 1: Oh and hands in the pocket. I like it.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 1: Okay, you're going to punch me? And then now the week.
Speaker 2: Handsuel hands purchase exclusive packages for the PayPal Melbourne Fashion
Speaker 2: Festival at luxury escapes dot com. As Miguel said, Luxury
Speaker 2: Escapes are going to be in the fore court. They're
Speaker 2: giving away amazing trip for two to Paris. Miguel, don't
Speaker 2: go anywhere. We've got a game we want to play
Speaker 2: with you.
Speaker 1: Next Chrissy Swan show. He has a stuck around Miguel Mastray. Look,
Speaker 1: we've already spoken about your appearance tonight in Melbourne Fashion Festival.
Speaker 1: It's very exciting. You're there for luxury escapes. There you go.
Speaker 1: I've done that, Miguel.
Speaker 2: Are we allowed to do a little shot before we
Speaker 2: go for the role?
Speaker 4: I think? I mean the Cinevisian will be a good ingredient.
Speaker 4: I mean alcohol probably helps you with there, breaking down
Speaker 4: the ice, your internal ice.
Speaker 2: All right? Can you bring a bottle of tequila or something?
Speaker 1: Listen, honestly, movie.
Speaker 4: A little champere. There's a lot of sponsors, champagne of
Speaker 4: the sponsor is a nice champagne party. I like, have
Speaker 4: a nice you know, chambers, just to break the ass.
Speaker 4: Loosen up a.
Speaker 1: Little bit, Yeah, because you need that.
Speaker 4: Some of us listen to another.
Speaker 1: So you're so dull and up tight, let's do this.
Speaker 2: Lies. Google has told me.
Speaker 1: You've been, you know, in our television landscape for so long. Now, Miguel,
Speaker 1: you must get tired of the lies that circulate around
Speaker 1: you and other celebrities. This is a game we played.
Speaker 1: Will we google the person and we say did this
Speaker 1: happen or not?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Did you move to Scotland at twenty one to begin
Speaker 1: your culinary career nineteen? Moteen.
Speaker 4: I left home when I was nineteen to become a
Speaker 4: chef overseas.
Speaker 2: That's true.
Speaker 1: Why but why is Scotland that's hardly cutting edge.
Speaker 4: That's why I speak really funny because early in English
Speaker 4: in the Scottish kitchen, and you listen to my accent,
Speaker 4: it's some kind of William Wallace sounds of Scotland and
Speaker 4: Willian Wallace, you know, it's a little bit of a
Speaker 4: Scottish even in the Spanish accent. Because there was the
Speaker 4: only city in Europe outside of Spain, the I knew
Speaker 4: someone that was living there, and because I didn't speak English.
Speaker 4: Remember I didn't speak English. First time I write to
Speaker 4: Scotland zero nather zero and I had to go to
Speaker 4: someone's home. They could help me for the first fifteen
Speaker 4: twenty days. So my friend have a cousin stared she
Speaker 4: living there. She said, you're going to stay in my
Speaker 4: house for fifteen days. And fifteen days I was in
Speaker 4: Scotland with all these immigrants from countries like German, Indian, Spanish,
Speaker 4: pakistanis French, and everybody was in this apartment. And I
Speaker 4: didn't learn in English because no one is spoken in
Speaker 4: English anyway. So I like a sitcom from and the
Speaker 4: first time and this is crazy, the first time I
Speaker 4: met my wife. My wife now I couldn't speak one
Speaker 4: word of English.
Speaker 2: Zero wow and love. Actually I love how.
Speaker 1: You say zero like a full as now I mean
Speaker 1: weird zero. Was I there when you made your TV.
Speaker 4: You were one of my first supporters, was the least
Speaker 4: two people. Like when people a lot of TV people say, oh,
Speaker 4: Miel could never be on TV. Nobody can understanding.
Speaker 2: But did you know that Jack did not?
Speaker 4: And you were so supportive, Like and the kitchen was
Speaker 4: behind in there and you will always come before live TV.
Speaker 4: I mean haw scary that is. And I was like,
Speaker 4: oh my god, live TV and you'll be like, oh,
Speaker 4: you have so much fun.
Speaker 2: Miguel is here.
Speaker 4: And you always made such a big deal on moving
Speaker 4: in the show when I mean I will be waiting there,
Speaker 4: it'll be Brian Adams and Jack. It was the most
Speaker 4: famous people of Australia. I was just the cooking guy
Speaker 4: and you always make such a big deal. And I remember.
Speaker 1: Everyone's the same, everyone needs a shot as well. I
Speaker 1: think I learned early on that people were like, oh no,
Speaker 1: we don't want him, or no I can understand what
Speaker 1: he bloody says, and I'm like, he is my favorite
Speaker 1: and he will he will be a start and look
Speaker 1: at you go. Miguel Mastray is a self proclaimed clean freak.
Speaker 4: Yeah that's true, say clean.
Speaker 1: I would have thought with your mad head you wouldn't
Speaker 1: be that way.
Speaker 4: Chef, A good kitchen is a clean kitchen.
Speaker 1: What about in your real life?
Speaker 4: Bowl their nice shares? Do you make all hang shares?
Speaker 4: Shoes like that color?
Speaker 2: Do you make your bed every morning?
Speaker 7: Like?
Speaker 2: Do you look after that?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: My god?
Speaker 4: The most important thing in your life when you get
Speaker 4: up is making your bed.
Speaker 2: I don't like people they don't make their Sorry you
Speaker 2: not starting the day. Bro, you made your bed.
Speaker 1: When you say make the bed? Do you're looking at me?
Speaker 1: If I don't know what, I.
Speaker 2: Don't know what? We have magas we're going against. Right.
Speaker 1: I do make my bed. Mind's very easy to make,
Speaker 1: but I don't do a huge production number. There's not
Speaker 1: like a flat sheet and all of that. It's just
Speaker 1: do you have a proper hotel bed?
Speaker 6: No hotel?
Speaker 2: But do you that has to come off?
Speaker 4: Little seats got to come off and a little fresh.
Speaker 6: You can't do like sandwich beal tea actually like that.
Speaker 6: You can't do like chicken on top of the bacon
Speaker 6: on top of the You know you need to fresh
Speaker 6: because the success on that is.
Speaker 4: When you arrive at night time. That is waiting for
Speaker 4: you first to explain, he said, the first genes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, it was a good one. You love Ricky
Speaker 1: Martin and you sent him a hamper of products and
Speaker 1: he called you to say thank you.
Speaker 2: The business story, that's true.
Speaker 1: That's true. We'll get that later. You received the Officer's
Speaker 1: Cross of the Order of Civil Merit from King Philippe
Speaker 1: the sixth of Spain, a prestigious award typically reserved for
Speaker 1: architects and doctors.
Speaker 2: Yes, wow, Spain, it's unbelievable.
Speaker 1: And you are responsible for chiros as dessert here in
Speaker 1: this country because they're breakfast in Spain, and you changed
Speaker 1: them to be soft inside and crispy on the outside
Speaker 1: for Australian palettes.
Speaker 2: Miguel, you have done so much Grassy Tonight you're going
Speaker 2: to be a model with me. I will see you
Speaker 2: in a few hours down the.
Speaker 1: End to your talent.
Speaker 2: Love you, Miguel, Thank you so much.
Speaker 1: The Crissy one show, We've got a bit more business
Speaker 1: to cover.
Speaker 2: Of Chrissy's clique. Fait.
Speaker 1: I want to talk about nineties child star Mara Wilson.
Speaker 1: You may not know that name. My god, she's one
Speaker 1: of our favorites. We've in my house. We've loved everything
Speaker 1: she's ever been in. First of all Missus Doubtfire in
Speaker 1: the nineties, then Miracle on thirty fourth Street. But the
Speaker 1: one that we really really love is, of course, the
Speaker 1: film adaptation of Matilda in the nineties. This is what
Speaker 1: she sounded like. Then, sweetheart, you promised you wouldn't go
Speaker 1: back in that house again.
Speaker 2: I didn't. I was on the crash roofs.
Speaker 1: She was so like breathless and cute in it. I
Speaker 1: mutual must have watched that film a thousand times.
Speaker 2: I think it's my favorite childhood film.
Speaker 1: Because Danny DeVito and Rhea Pelman are so fabulous as
Speaker 1: the mean parents. You can't believe your eyes when you're
Speaker 1: a kid or an adult.
Speaker 2: Their acting is brilliant. And also for me as a kid,
Speaker 2: Miss Trunk Bull was my favorite.
Speaker 1: So amazing, so.
Speaker 2: Nasty and so and he's a little bit of a mistuneable.
Speaker 2: Actually we can spell difficulty.
Speaker 7: You couldn't spelled difficulty if your life depended on it.
Speaker 7: She turn us with a poem, a poem.
Speaker 1: How sweet poem would that be? It's like Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: just a miracle. That was cause written by Rodah the
Speaker 1: famous author, and then it made way for the musical
Speaker 1: Matilda with the lyrics written by the magical. To mention,
Speaker 1: he came on my podcast All you Can Do Well
Speaker 1: the lyrics what the lyrics on this song are like
Speaker 1: so amazing about all sorts of stuff. But I wanted
Speaker 1: to thank him for the lyrics because were great and
Speaker 1: I just howled like a baby the whole time. Did
Speaker 1: you just wet the lyrics so powerful? Tom's going, yes,
Speaker 1: yes they are. Yeah, I am crazy today by the way,
Speaker 1: I can see what you're looking at you anyway, we
Speaker 1: talk about Mara Wilson because she appears and thrilling fans
Speaker 1: at one of those comic con things where people come
Speaker 1: and sign stuff, and she was just at a booth
Speaker 1: with her gorgeous little face popping out of a pop
Speaker 1: art banner.
Speaker 2: Because she's not in showbies is she No.
Speaker 1: She's not, she's not, but there she was in comic
Speaker 1: con in Aberdeen, Scotland.
Speaker 2: That would have been huge for diehard Matilda fans because
Speaker 2: I've not heard about her for like twenty years and.
Speaker 1: They knew that she was coming and everybody dressed up
Speaker 1: as little tiny Matilda's.
Speaker 2: Hey, if you want to watch Matilda this weekend, I
Speaker 2: believe it's on stan.
Speaker 1: You must watch it again. I must have watched it
Speaker 1: a thousand times. In fact, I love roll Dale stuff,
Speaker 1: and just the Christmas I've bought my son his autobiography,
Speaker 1: which is the grown up book is called Boy. It's fantastic.
Speaker 1: But we love Willly Wanker and the chocolate factory, all
Speaker 1: of them. And in fact, we have a category of
Speaker 1: parents and kids called roll Dale kids or Rolldale parents.
Speaker 1: And if you're a real little yeah, you're a roll
Speaker 1: Dale style kid. Like if you're trying to oh, I
Speaker 1: got this kid and he was really blah blah blah
Speaker 1: blah blah. And then eventually if you just go, you
Speaker 1: know who was a roll Dahl kid? You know exactly
Speaker 1: what it is. And then sometimes when I'm talking about
Speaker 1: parents that are a bit yeah, I'll say it was
Speaker 1: a roll Dhl there, mom, you know, like mean and
Speaker 1: overly controlling.
Speaker 2: That's great.
Speaker 1: All right, Now, this is it, This is it, Jack.
Speaker 1: We are at the end of the show. It is Thursday.
Speaker 1: We've been counting down these these these hours and days
Speaker 1: to your catwalk debut for the PayPal Melbourne Fashion Festival.
Speaker 2: I am so excited for nine pm tonight to hit
Speaker 2: because it means I will have walked and it's over.
Speaker 1: I'm going to be there. I've got my handy black suit.
Speaker 1: We've got all our beautiful listeners coming, Lucy, Isabella, Jay
Speaker 1: and Jacinta. We're all going to be there for you.
Speaker 1: Do I need to have a skinny bitch on ice
Speaker 1: waiting for you? Okay?
Speaker 2: Done?
Speaker 1: Or I can organize that.
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: And God, I've got to tell you about Petty Flir.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you about Petty Flir next week because it's
Speaker 1: amazing real house. And I thought, Jack, if it's okay
Speaker 1: with you, this is a big event for me.
Speaker 2: You know you're sitting in front right.
Speaker 1: I've never never had a child, get married or do
Speaker 1: anything like this, so I thought I might say a
Speaker 1: few words. And I've drawn some inspiration from Kate Moss.
Speaker 7: Good evening ladies and gentle Anthony and I've worked together
Speaker 7: for years since he started as Salaron. I could recognize
Speaker 7: this instinct.
Speaker 1: For fashion, So what about this something like Zac and
Speaker 1: I've worked together for many is the start of the Casanova.
Speaker 1: I thought it was too younger than I recognized his
Speaker 1: ability to be organized. Diary here is.
Speaker 2: That I would love it. Sick. I will see you tonight.
Speaker 2: Twenty break a leg, baby.
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