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Speaker 1: Sitsy and with Kate Ritchie podcast.

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Speaker 2: Tom's got a new haircut over the weekend and he

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Speaker 2: has changed.

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Speaker 3: Quite sassy this morning. I like the haircuts.

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Speaker 4: Are you still married, tom Yeah? Behaving like you're out

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Speaker 4: and about again.

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Speaker 2: Mate, you did say Kate, you like the haircut, but

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Speaker 2: do not like the personality that comes away.

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Speaker 1: Tommy is actually my favorite.

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Speaker 3: If I had to pick one of all of you,

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Speaker 3: it would be Toss.

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Speaker 2: I thought you said to me on Friday.

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Speaker 4: Tommy's in his free jacket from cotton On. Let's we

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Speaker 4: can move on no more plasus. I wanted one of those,

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Speaker 4: except that didn't fit me. And then the phrase too

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Speaker 4: fat for freebies.

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Speaker 3: Was so unfortunate when everything's one size.

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Speaker 1: Isn't that.

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Speaker 2: I'm so sorry about that. And I shouldn't have worn

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Speaker 2: the T shirt into those saying that either.

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Speaker 5: Well, we are talking about turnoffs here, if you want

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Speaker 5: to get on board.

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Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know fat jokes.

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Speaker 5: If someone made a turn off a fat joke about

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Speaker 5: you or about someone he loved, that would be a

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Speaker 5: turn off. If somebody turned up to your first date

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Speaker 5: in a denim jacket like Tommy's, maybe that would be

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Speaker 5: a turn off.

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Speaker 4: Too.

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Speaker 5: Before I get to the story, I'll tell you about

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Speaker 5: one of the biggest turn offs I've ever had. I mean,

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Speaker 5: I'm sure I've turned plenty of people off, but I

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Speaker 5: had a fella I went out with for a while

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Speaker 5: and I came home from Melbourne. I've been away on

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Speaker 5: a it was a racist weekend, I think. Anyway, I'd

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Speaker 5: bought for anyone listening who knows the Eve sale of

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Speaker 5: Wrong Tribute style of shoe, so they're a hit. They're

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Speaker 5: very high heel with a platform at the front. I

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Speaker 5: had a black patent leather version, but they continue to

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Speaker 5: do them because they're classics.

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Speaker 3: They do them in loads of loads of colors.

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Speaker 5: Anyway, I've brought it and brought it home, and I

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Speaker 5: was really proud of the shoes, like I hadn't didn't

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Speaker 5: have many designer pairs of shoes, and.

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Speaker 1: I was like, Oh, finally got the Tribute. So exciting.

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Speaker 5: But the thing is in a relationship with the kind

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Speaker 5: of person I want to go out with. I want

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Speaker 5: to be the one excited about the shoes. If my

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Speaker 5: boyfriend is more excited about the Tributes than I am,

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Speaker 5: that is not attractive to me. So when I showed

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Speaker 5: him my whyre Cell tributes? He squealed and jumped on

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Speaker 5: the spot. You've got them, and in my head it

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Speaker 5: was like oh And in my like within half a second,

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Speaker 5: my head was thinking, oh God, he has to go.

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Speaker 4: And that was the last you saw a Carson person.

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Speaker 1: Close but not why good choice.

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Speaker 5: There's a story I saw floating around, and it is

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Speaker 5: unfair if you don't know. It's unfair for the person

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Speaker 5: who's obviously turned somebody off because they've just ghosted them

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Speaker 5: and they don't even know why.

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Speaker 1: Maybe they're just not into you.

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Speaker 5: But this guy has gone on Reddit whatever that is

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Speaker 5: the front page of the Internet apparently, and he has

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Speaker 5: said that he thinks this girl who had been on

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Speaker 5: a few dates with and it was going, it was

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Speaker 5: going really well, that he thinks that she was turned

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Speaker 5: off by the name of his dog. Now I love

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Speaker 5: this when people name their dogs human names.

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Speaker 3: It's actually really quite.

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Speaker 5: Cool, like if your dog's called Brett. Yes, anyway, his

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Speaker 5: dog was called David, and the dates were going really

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Speaker 5: well until he invited her to the home, like she

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Speaker 5: was even meeting the dog being in his apartment, and

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Speaker 5: then he said, you know, this is my dog David,

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Speaker 5: And from that moment. She never called him again, and

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Speaker 5: so he thinks it's to do with the dog. It's

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Speaker 5: probably because he creeped her out in the apartment or something.

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Speaker 3: That's my guest.

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Speaker 5: And people are offering their advice, you know, maybe David

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Speaker 5: was the name of her late father or her next

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Speaker 5: boyfriend that she's had a really hard time, you know,

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Speaker 5: when you haven't fallen in love with yet, and you

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Speaker 5: always the fairy tales in your mind that you're going

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Speaker 5: to meet missed a ride or miss perfect right.

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Speaker 2: And you think, you think to yourself, everything about this

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Speaker 2: person is going to be just perfection. And there's always

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Speaker 2: that moment when you start seeing someone and there is

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Speaker 2: a moment like that, and in your mind there's.

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Speaker 3: That doubt as they really are, you immediately.

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Speaker 2: Have to go, okay, not everyone's perfect. Do I move

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Speaker 2: on here? Or do I keep such fairy tail far

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Speaker 2: quy in my head?

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Speaker 4: Lord Lord, yes I have. I remember seeing this girl

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Speaker 4: one time, and it wasn't for very long.

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Speaker 1: But how long is not very long?

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Speaker 3: About a month to three months that's usually the length

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Speaker 3: of it.

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Speaker 4: She did, and quite well to hold on.

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Speaker 1: She twelve weeks of hell.

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Speaker 4: So the life support off after that or they did not,

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Speaker 4: she would she would be so romantic in her mind,

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Speaker 4: and I just thought it was time wasting and completely

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Speaker 4: impractical and not romantic. That every time before we kick

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Speaker 4: she'd sort of want to look into my eyes for

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Speaker 4: a while, as if to set the kiss up. So

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Speaker 4: I would sit there, we might be on the couch

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Speaker 4: watching a movie. She'd turn to me, and if I

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Speaker 4: didn't catch her glance, I would have to shed tap

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Speaker 4: me on the shoulder and I'd look at her, so

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Speaker 4: she would stare at me for like a good five seconds.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I think Disney got to her before.

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Speaker 4: Going in for the kiss, and I was like, what

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Speaker 4: are you staring at for? I got food in my

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Speaker 4: teeth or a booker coming out of my nose. It

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Speaker 4: was handcuffed to the bed at the time, but she

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Speaker 4: was free to move around the house.

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Speaker 1: But she was washing she was washing up.

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Speaker 4: She wasn't handcuffed with the sink job cleaning up.

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Speaker 5: That is kind that's kind of especially early days, because

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Speaker 5: I mean, holding eye contact with anyone can be quite difficult.

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Speaker 4: Absolutely it can be.

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Speaker 2: I learned that through maths, you know, they do that

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Speaker 2: challenge in maths.

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Speaker 4: We have to steer into each other's for thirty seconds.

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Speaker 2: It's a great challenge and it's really awkward.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, what about Tom?

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Speaker 4: Can I get launched into a bit of a story here?

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Speaker 1: Just to quickly? We got time?

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Speaker 4: What are those artists like? Romantic story? What are those artists? Right?

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Speaker 4: And they were both well known in the art game,

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Speaker 4: and I'm sorry that I can't remember their names. But

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Speaker 4: what they did was they were together as a couple

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Speaker 4: and then they decided to do this thing where ages ago.

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Speaker 4: They decided to do this thing because they all did

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Speaker 4: their own exhibitions that the two individuals, and then they

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Speaker 4: decided to meet. They decided to one would start at

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Speaker 4: the end of the Great Wall of China and the

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Speaker 4: other started at the other end, and they decided to

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Speaker 4: break up. So they met in the middle, and then

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Speaker 4: they kissed for the last time and said goodbye. It's

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Speaker 4: a long war. And then they turned around and.

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Speaker 3: Walked off in the same direction they came.

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Speaker 4: Yep, that was it for the relationship. Thirty years later,

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Speaker 4: she decides to run this exhibition, sort of in person

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Speaker 4: life exhibition at one of the main museums.

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Speaker 1: What has this story got to do with.

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Speaker 4: Turn one moment place? Okay, so they haven't seen each

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Speaker 4: other for thirty years. Her exhibition is that you can

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Speaker 4: sit down and look into this woman's eyes. Anybody who

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Speaker 4: wants to line up can sit stand in line and

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Speaker 4: then sit down at a table for two in the

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Speaker 4: middle of a big room and stare into this person's eyes.

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Speaker 4: That's the art exhibition. You're not allowed to say a word.

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Speaker 4: That's art.

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Speaker 3: So what do they call that kind of art? Called

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Speaker 3: it like being interactive when.

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Speaker 4: You last question, really throwing it. So he decides to

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Speaker 4: line up, and he sits down after thirty years of

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Speaker 4: not seeing her, sits down. You're not allowed to talk

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Speaker 4: in this exhibition, and the two of them look into

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Speaker 4: each other's eyes and both just start crying.

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Speaker 2: That's a setup, as she said that.

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Speaker 4: Up and then after five minutes of the two of

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Speaker 4: them looking at each other, they embrace. No, he gets

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Speaker 4: up and walks away again, never knowing when the next

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Speaker 4: time he will look into her eyes or what.

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Speaker 3: She was thinking, or maybe he did know what she

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Speaker 3: was thinking and she knew what he was thinking.

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Speaker 4: I just want them to kiss.

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Speaker 1: Well, we think about thirty years lost gone.

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Speaker 3: You don't have to know someone who as well.

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Speaker 1: You can't walk.

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Speaker 4: Don't worry about the wall bit. The walk of thee

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Speaker 4: there is the two coming together to make a decision

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Speaker 4: to break up and then walk back to the other one.

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