Speaker 1: We got get morning every day. Alades Hey, welcome to
Speaker 1: the podcasts where on this podcast we love to laugh.
Speaker 1: How good laughing?
Speaker 2: Oh we love it, don't we?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: My goodness. We like to laugh and have fun and
Speaker 2: find the joy in life. Unless your news reader.
Speaker 1: Abby, And that's how we like to relax. Yes, different brothers.
Speaker 2: I like to laugh and release indorphins.
Speaker 3: Abby likes to just wallow in the misery of humans
Speaker 3: murdering other.
Speaker 1: Humans, which stranger gives her an endorphin release.
Speaker 3: Yes, because she realizes she's not a murderrest so she
Speaker 3: feels better about herself. Stand By from one of the
Speaker 3: most random conversations about true crime.
Speaker 1: Welcome to the studio and news reader Abby.
Speaker 2: Good morning.
Speaker 4: I'm a little stress today, but anyways, it's always you know,
Speaker 4: how you do the cup half full analogy at three quarters?
Speaker 2: It doesn't take much just to tip it over there one.
Speaker 1: Time, one time she had a carp and was seventy
Speaker 1: five percent full. She said, oh look my carp it's
Speaker 1: twenty five percent.
Speaker 2: Empty, exactly. And that's how it is today. We're nearly
Speaker 2: tip it over.
Speaker 1: I got some good news for you, Abs. And when
Speaker 1: I say good news, this is not good news at all?
Speaker 1: What about this? Listen to this as a statistic. Renowned psychologist,
Speaker 1: doctor Therma Bryant has explained that treating true crime shows
Speaker 1: as a way to relax before bed could mean that
Speaker 1: the trauma portrayed in the series is familiar to you
Speaker 1: and could be a sign that you need counseling.
Speaker 4: Is this because I am just addicted to a crime
Speaker 4: and watcher all the time?
Speaker 1: Yes, you're setting had a huge warning signal.
Speaker 3: Also abs My question would be did she need a
Speaker 3: degree in psychology to ascertain that listening to stories about
Speaker 3: murder before you go to sleep isn't a good idea?
Speaker 1: She really just put two and two together.
Speaker 4: Yeah, look, this is interesting. I have admitted before that
Speaker 4: I am a complete psychopath, so this doesn't surprise me.
Speaker 4: I didn't really have a traumatic childhood, as my mother
Speaker 4: would say, so I probably I don't know why I'm
Speaker 4: so addicted to true crime and why I love it
Speaker 4: so much. But they do say that if you watch it,
Speaker 4: it's almost like your life is so chaotic, and when
Speaker 4: you watch it, it calms.
Speaker 2: You because it's more chaotic. Because I do say that,
Speaker 2: does it.
Speaker 1: Make you go, oh, well, actually, my wife's actually quite
Speaker 1: compared to what I'm looking at happen.
Speaker 4: This morning, though, I walked out and it's pitch black,
Speaker 4: and I walk out and then the light comes out
Speaker 4: in the garage, and I could have sworn that there
Speaker 4: was someone standing.
Speaker 2: By our letterbox. Yeah.
Speaker 4: So yeah, every morning, so long, every morning, every morning,
Speaker 4: I go through the same thing. And then as I'm driving,
Speaker 4: I see something on the roading thing. Oh my god,
Speaker 4: it's a dead body.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, she runs. I think sleeping on.
Speaker 2: The road interesting though, Yeah, I don't know. I've heard this.
Speaker 4: I've heard different versions of what you're saying before, and
Speaker 4: I would agree, to be honest, I think you're Sometimes
Speaker 4: I'm just so chaotic in my head that that actually
Speaker 4: calms me down watching murder.
Speaker 1: Yea, there was there was that time, what is going on?
Speaker 2: What is happening?
Speaker 3: Saying that by listening to stories about humans killing other
Speaker 3: people you feel better about ntands.
Speaker 1: Me down, Yeah, because then maybe you sort of you
Speaker 1: compared to what's actually happened to go, you know what,
Speaker 1: in the biggest scheme of things, maybe I'm alive.
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe things that aren't too bad at the time.
Speaker 1: You did date Jeffrey Dharma that was an interesting time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and he came into work and you're like, I
Speaker 3: got his new boyfriend's name's Jeffrey, and there's a couple
Speaker 3: of red flags.
Speaker 1: And you're like, I'm not so sure about it. I
Speaker 1: think he might be a Gemini.
Speaker 2: See.
Speaker 4: I would continue down that path because I'd be like, well,
Speaker 4: hopefully he does something, and then you know, I'll be
Speaker 4: involved in it, and then.
Speaker 2: I'll be able to fix him. I'll be able to
Speaker 2: do he.
Speaker 1: Did some things, abs do not go to his apartment.
Speaker 4: My friend and I were driving the other day and
Speaker 4: there's been an accident, which obviously very horrible.
Speaker 2: She's a nurse.
Speaker 4: I'm a reporter, and I was like, we could be
Speaker 4: the eighteen there, I could have been ten years first
Speaker 4: for you, Okay.
Speaker 2: Just randomly jumped in and pretended I was Jodiotti.
Speaker 3: All right, this started is a random discussion about your
Speaker 3: podcast habits, and now I genuinely need to book you
Speaker 3: into therapy.
Speaker 2: I'm booked in tomorrow my next sessions. Tomorrow. I'll bring
Speaker 2: this up with her. You can compare notes because I
Speaker 2: had mine yesterday. So we're all good.
Speaker 1: It's really good.
Speaker 3: What about all the women you work with have to
Speaker 3: go and see psychologists.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, show my very goodness.
Speaker 2: The common denominator is you hazy?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm the only one who's not carrying a big
Speaker 1: butcher's night. That's what's happening right now, true true crime
Speaker 1: fans out there? Or is it just the crazy women
Speaker 1: that work at No. Thirteen twenty fourteen. Does anyone else
Speaker 1: relaxed by watching true crime or listening to true crime podcast.
Speaker 2: Don't gaslight hair and tellow Shoes?
Speaker 1: Crazy, crazy lady.
Speaker 2: Let's ask Nara. Good morning, Nara, Good morning guys. How
Speaker 2: are you good? Are you obsessed with true crime?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 5: I love it. I do fall asleep to it, and
Speaker 5: I don't. I don't know if it's the reader of
Speaker 5: the documentary's voice or the facts that you pick up
Speaker 5: clues about weird people, or the facts that there's some
Speaker 5: resolve in the end, even if they don't get caught.
Speaker 5: Sometimes that people along the way knew something was up right,
Speaker 5: And I think that fascinates me that no one stood
Speaker 5: up or did anything or called out the red flags
Speaker 5: kind of thing.
Speaker 2: Can I say this to you, Nara and to Abby
Speaker 2: in the newsroom.
Speaker 3: There's this beautiful up called calm and it plays nice
Speaker 3: rain music before you go to sleep, and just.
Speaker 1: No, that's boring. You want to hear you want to
Speaker 1: hear this, Nara, and you just want to settle.
Speaker 3: Thanks, Nara, have a great day, Taylor. Okay, true crime tragic.
Speaker 6: Yeah, look, I'm very much a true crime person, horror person.
Speaker 6: I also fall asleep too in it. My partner thinks
Speaker 6: I'm insane because I will fall asleep to people screaming
Speaker 6: in the background.
Speaker 2: And you thought I was a psychopathy.
Speaker 6: I'm also a phlebotomist as well, so I collect blood
Speaker 6: for a living, right, Okay, which my friends also when
Speaker 6: they found out, they were like, that is very very
Speaker 6: much you.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, are you the real life Dexter?
Speaker 6: You know I seen Dexter Jeffrey Dahmer. I've always been
Speaker 6: obsessed with the Doombane Ramsey case as well. Anything that
Speaker 6: comes up about that, whether it's reading it, documentary, anything,
Speaker 6: I have to watch it because it just like hits
Speaker 6: me in the fields that they never found out who
Speaker 6: really did it. But then I've also got my theories
Speaker 6: as well.
Speaker 3: Wow, I'm going to speak, Okay, So what's going to
Speaker 3: happen is Kayla Nara and Abby are going to have
Speaker 3: a ells night, can sit around and discuss all your
Speaker 3: murderous theories with each other.
Speaker 2: That's how good that founds great.
Speaker 4: I always told myself I should have been a detective.
Speaker 4: I reckon I would have just been great at that.
Speaker 1: So that's what it feels like. So Coylor, is there
Speaker 1: an element of that as well? Like it sounds like
Speaker 1: that's in a different life, you probably could have been
Speaker 1: a detective as well. Yeah.
Speaker 6: Look, I'm obsessed with law and Order SVU as well, anything,
Speaker 6: even if it's obviously not real crime, but through crime.
Speaker 6: And I will sit there and I know this sounds awful,
Speaker 6: but sometimes you'll sit there and you'll see blues that
Speaker 6: people have left behind, and I think, how could.
Speaker 5: You be so stupid?
Speaker 2: Amen to that?
Speaker 3: Are you? Oh?
Speaker 6: I know that sounds awful. It sounds awful, but you
Speaker 6: just get so into it that you just you trying
Speaker 6: to dissect it yourself.
Speaker 2: I think, yeah, Okay, if I ever I want to
Speaker 2: knock off my husband, I know where to come.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you know I'm willing.
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Speaker 2: Here's what you're waking up to, Adelaide.
Speaker 1: What's the news today?
Speaker 2: Snooze news?
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I god, it's the post snooze news. And
Speaker 1: what we want to do. I mean, if you've just
Speaker 1: woken up and you're like, what do I really need
Speaker 1: to know about? We just want to condense all the
Speaker 1: good bits, because, as you know, there's so much news,
Speaker 1: and so much of it is rubbish, no offense newsbreader Abbey.
Speaker 2: I've taken sports presenter.
Speaker 1: Wish I was a sports presenter. I'm actually just the reporter.
Speaker 3: You get to sit on the desk with Bruce sometimes.
Speaker 3: Don't sell yourself short. You do a very good job.
Speaker 1: The problem when everyone else is sick.
Speaker 4: Also, Dad didn't like whatever lipstick you were wearing the
Speaker 4: other week, just a fi I'm wearing lipsticks?
Speaker 2: Had we had something on your lips? And he said
Speaker 2: to tell you.
Speaker 3: So, No, it's probably just the spittle from his his
Speaker 3: line or open. Maybe I'm just presented as gloss.
Speaker 1: Snorted because oh my gosh, can we straighten this up? Please?
Speaker 1: Here you go, I actually will straighten this up, yes,
Speaker 1: quite seriously, because unfortunately we are passing of Jet Motley. Yeah, absolute,
Speaker 1: Port Adelaide great, and we're talking right at the top.
Speaker 1: Nine time Premiership player, two undred and fifty games for
Speaker 1: Best and Fairest of course, nine sixty four McGary medallists,
Speaker 1: South Austraian Football Hall of Fame and part of Port
Speaker 1: Adelaide's greatest team and the Australian Football Hall of Fame.
Speaker 1: So there'd be a lot of legends out there who'd
Speaker 1: be very very sad today. I'm talking guys like Tim Ginova,
Speaker 1: Bruce Abernethy. But it's a sad day for football in
Speaker 1: South Australia and for Port Adelaide.
Speaker 2: So he wasn't sick for very long, was he.
Speaker 1: No, it's ready this morning, yes, but nine time premiership
Speaker 1: player they do not come around too often at any level. No,
Speaker 1: certainly there's a lot of level like that.
Speaker 3: So yeah, well, lots of love to his family this morning,
Speaker 3: because obviously in a very difficult time.
Speaker 1: Yes, what's making your radar?
Speaker 4: Absolutely so obviously, Well the big one before I move
Speaker 4: on to the one I want to talk about. The
Speaker 4: big one is Dan Andrews is stepping down from five o'clock.
Speaker 4: So obviously he was quite controversial in his time over
Speaker 4: the COVID pandemic. But it's an end of an eras
Speaker 4: after nine years Victoria will have a new premiere.
Speaker 2: So that's a big one. But the one that's fun that.
Speaker 1: Will I just wonder like we like Dan Andrews though,
Speaker 1: didn't we? Well, look, I don't want to be a
Speaker 1: fancy too South Australians, but why would you want to
Speaker 1: go there? Oh that's right now, we God, that was sotent.
Speaker 3: Honestly, you have to say that those barbs that he
Speaker 3: used to fire at South Australia was so childish.
Speaker 2: Grow up, mate, we're all in the same country here.
Speaker 4: Danny grow up just into Alan is tip to get
Speaker 4: the job. So just a big one for I guess
Speaker 4: the whole country this morning. But one that I thought
Speaker 4: was quite funny. Is anyone struggling out there, football players
Speaker 4: or anyone you might just want to go and get
Speaker 4: yourself a pop star girlfriend. So because Taylor Swift is
Speaker 4: now seeing Travis Kelsey, there was twenty four million extra
Speaker 4: viewers of the NFL and his Jersey. There's been a
Speaker 4: four hundred percent increase in Jersey sales.
Speaker 2: Can you believe that? Yeah? Yeah, maybe that's what you
Speaker 2: should have done. Hazy, you reckon.
Speaker 1: I was sending messages to Theresa Farmer. Yeah, Stewy Jubo,
Speaker 1: that's a very good point. The other thing we're talking
Speaker 1: about as well as is that everyone's putting on social media,
Speaker 1: but they're doing it on purpose or not, but they're
Speaker 1: doing the whole Oh you know, good on her for
Speaker 1: basically jumping on board and going out with a guy
Speaker 1: who's an absolute nobody. Travis Kelsey is like a massive
Speaker 1: deal in the NFL, and American supports got.
Speaker 3: So offended this morning when I said, I just stumbled
Speaker 3: on this little docco on Prime last night about Kelsey
Speaker 3: and I was like, who knew? That's like travel daylor
Speaker 3: Swift's new boyfriend and his unknown brother, And you were like, how.
Speaker 1: Very disrespect Travis and Jason like that.
Speaker 2: But he's not just an athlete. He's got a podcast
Speaker 2: to guys, so.
Speaker 7: You know.
Speaker 1: That's good.
Speaker 2: God.
Speaker 3: Meantime, Jimmy from the Goodies Saints is like doorry Boys.
Speaker 3: I know attendance is are down, but Pink's coming next week.
Speaker 1: Yet that's a comfort.
Speaker 3: What about Jason Sidakis and Olivia Wilde have reportedly settled
Speaker 3: their bitter custody battle. You might recall she was on
Speaker 3: stage doing a presentation and she was hit with I
Speaker 3: don't know if they would divorce papers or that was
Speaker 3: some sort of legal papers, and in front of everyone,
Speaker 3: the whole audience, she's reading it.
Speaker 2: It's like unfolding in real time. Wow, she got served.
Speaker 1: She got Oh, that's what it was, and that's what
Speaker 1: that means over there, because can you get served in
Speaker 1: Australia or is that an American thing?
Speaker 2: It's just an American thing. I don't know.
Speaker 3: I mean, Jack, I wouldn't want to, you know, bank
Speaker 3: on my legal credentials in this situation.
Speaker 2: Half fair enough in this or any situation.
Speaker 1: Who says that a lawyer come in, he's about to get.
Speaker 2: Anyway, So he ted Lasso has to pay his ex.
Speaker 3: Olivia twenty seven five hundred dollars a month, which is
Speaker 3: forty grand forty grand a month in child support. Well
Speaker 3: justify that in child support, Like, I mean, kids are expensive,
Speaker 3: but they're not forty grand expensive a month.
Speaker 1: Well, some kids have got really really expensive takes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like when Henry goes to Sushi trained Jeepers.
Speaker 1: And he wants everything and he just wants to look
Speaker 1: at it. He wants to own it, but not necessarily
Speaker 1: eat it.
Speaker 3: Just takes it off the train and sits in front
Speaker 3: of himself and just touches.
Speaker 1: It, gives a bit of a t and puts it
Speaker 1: back on there. We'll take it off six hours later,
Speaker 1: was spare sushi? It's an absolute mess.
Speaker 2: Here you go, Well, kids are expensive, aren't they.
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Speaker 2: We're very well? Thank you.
Speaker 3: Okay, so we're going to throw some questions at you. You
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Speaker 8: Happy Wednesday.
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Speaker 1: All right? Still all right, Joe, just need to talk
Speaker 1: to you about a flock of sheep that have really
Speaker 1: got themselves into some serious trouble. Over and grace.
Speaker 2: Thank god you've addressed this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know it keeps on happening too. Thought, finally,
Speaker 1: let's lift the lid and let's talk about it on over. Yes,
Speaker 1: I heard of sheep struggling to find fresh grass for
Speaker 1: food due to extreme flooding, started behaving strangely after adding
Speaker 1: large parts of cannabis crop. This is from reports that
Speaker 1: come over. There happens all the time, I reckon, I
Speaker 1: think we know what's happened. Gosh, And if you've ever
Speaker 1: seen a sheep that's really just gone too hard on
Speaker 1: the old cannabis plant, never ends, well, does it?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: It doesn't A.
Speaker 1: Sheep buddy crazy.
Speaker 2: As it is, aren't they? What happens when sheep get
Speaker 2: the munchies? What do they eat?
Speaker 1: Oh? My gosh, is there enough grass to fill their bellies?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Probably not?
Speaker 3: Do they just like down to the seven eleven and
Speaker 3: get them to what happened?
Speaker 1: I think? So? They're just sort of cruising as well.
Speaker 1: They're absolutely all over the place and all of a sudden, sorry,
Speaker 1: what are you trying to say? Okay, all right for you?
Speaker 6: For all?
Speaker 1: The only said the crop had been badly damaged by
Speaker 1: a heat wave and the sheep had finished what was left,
Speaker 1: which was about one hundred kilos of cannas. The guys
Speaker 1: just kept on going, Oh god.
Speaker 2: I want to ask you, really, what's the meat that
Speaker 2: comes from sheep?
Speaker 1: Again? What do you mean what sheep meats?
Speaker 2: Sheep meat?
Speaker 3: Though?
Speaker 2: What's it called?
Speaker 1: Well, you get lamb and you're getting I suppose.
Speaker 2: I always get my animals in the meat.
Speaker 1: Did you think that from sheep we get chicken? But
Speaker 1: what's going on here?
Speaker 3: I didn't know?
Speaker 1: I'm sorry? What sort of beef is this coming from
Speaker 1: this sheep?
Speaker 3: I get confused with where pork comes from and all
Speaker 3: the different meat products.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, so lessen, we don't get bacon from sheep.
Speaker 1: For k Jessica Simpson just tu to a jicken.
Speaker 3: My point, My point being if one of those sheep
Speaker 3: meets an untimely end, right, and then you're just munching
Speaker 3: on a lamb chop?
Speaker 2: Is it like having one of those special brownies? You
Speaker 2: know what I'm saying this Now.
Speaker 1: I saw what's going on. What an absolute role I
Speaker 1: so it was to get there?
Speaker 2: This chop day is weird? You guys.
Speaker 1: Anyway? Thirty twenty fourteen, are you a sheep? And if
Speaker 1: you can chin one hundred kilos of cannabis?
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Speaker 1: If you're a part of the Glen Football Club, you're
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Speaker 3: We speak about this a lot on this Joe, Like,
Speaker 3: some people are just born into a destiny. But how
Speaker 3: you discover that peggs are your destiny is a mystery
Speaker 3: to me.
Speaker 1: I think when he was a toddler as well. They're
Speaker 1: at a family barbecue and everyone was sort of crowd
Speaker 1: around there, like one day that kid's going to achieve
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Speaker 1: It's like an alien sort of shooting game. It's probably
Speaker 1: a little bit past you, Joe's given. We've had previous
Speaker 1: conversations where you've said the word Atari, and also you
Speaker 1: were playing Pong I reckon on Atari.
Speaker 2: Who also had a Commodore six and four.
Speaker 1: Oh gosh, anyone unbelievable stuff. You're like, yeah, it's such
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Speaker 4: Oh, okay, I just looked up this Halo video game
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Speaker 1: So there graphics just a step above pack Man back
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Speaker 3: This is the segment where we like to drill down
Speaker 3: on little things in life that we just simply don't understand,
Speaker 3: and it leaves you scratching your head saying what the fork,
Speaker 3: which is what we all collectively did yesterday Andrew Hayes,
Speaker 3: when producer and Welcome to the Mic announced her favorite
Speaker 3: thing to eat for breakfast is leftover Chinese food. God,
Speaker 3: I'm going to clarify this. It's not what I eat
Speaker 3: every day. But if you go and get some delicious
Speaker 3: takeaway food from Young Sing and Ronella shout out best
Speaker 3: Chinese food in Adelaide. If you go there and you
Speaker 3: order the side chicken and fried rice, and you have
Speaker 3: some for dinner, and then it's just sitting in the fridge,
Speaker 3: and then you open that fridge in the morning and you go, oh,
Speaker 3: it's winking at me, like you said about the something
Speaker 3: that chips. So you wake up in the morning you go,
Speaker 3: do you know what I need right now? I need
Speaker 3: some sat chicken and fried rice to start my day.
Speaker 2: And I will die on that hill.
Speaker 1: Yep, all right, you'll die lying too.
Speaker 2: More room for.
Speaker 1: China.
Speaker 2: She's on the hill with MSG, just.
Speaker 1: Like she's on the hill. She's bloated as all a
Speaker 1: nice little what was your fine on me before you
Speaker 1: got Chinese and.
Speaker 3: Crack and then she's got like all this foam coming
Speaker 3: out of her mouth and she's like, I'm dying with
Speaker 3: the hill.
Speaker 2: I'll die by this Saturday Chicken on yours.
Speaker 3: And so we had that discussion and then Coach Beard
Speaker 3: from Ted Lasso aka Camera God Josh chimed in and said, what,
Speaker 3: I'm one.
Speaker 2: Hundred percent on board with team here.
Speaker 1: Like you chuck all of your Chinese from the night before,
Speaker 1: your lemon chicken, your beef, and black bean, your all
Speaker 1: in the same pot like a Chinese food dumpster. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like the best hangover cure. What else?
Speaker 4: You know?
Speaker 1: You blend it up to and eat it as a smooth.
Speaker 2: Cut the time down gets it right into my veins.
Speaker 2: You're just mixing all your Chinese food together.
Speaker 3: And then what did I see you eating for breakfast
Speaker 3: yesterday right after we had this discussion.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, pizza just as good. And the best part
Speaker 2: about that is you don't have to reheat it.
Speaker 1: You just eat it cold.
Speaker 2: Yeah, cold pizza for breakfast.
Speaker 1: Pizza for breakfast. It's probably a man You awards extra
Speaker 1: pineapple too, is it?
Speaker 3: I don't start the pine apple on the pizza discussion.
Speaker 3: It's nothing better, all different before thirteen twenty four to ten.
Speaker 3: Get involved. We want to know this morning you.
Speaker 2: Eat what for what?
Speaker 3: I eat?
Speaker 2: If you'll producing them? I eat Chinese for breakfast.
Speaker 1: Yeah most mornings too, are you like? Oh, who wants eggs?
Speaker 1: Who wants who wants beef? Show?
Speaker 2: I mean, and you know what, those of us eating
Speaker 2: the Chinese? Very happy? There you go, enjoy your eggs.
Speaker 1: It's just so right now. It's literally two apiece. So
Speaker 1: it's me and Jodi being like we're traditionals with our food. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and Josh and them saying, oh no, I will let
Speaker 1: absolutely anything if you throw it at msg in or it.
Speaker 2: I eat what for what?
Speaker 3: So best caller will win a family pass to the
Speaker 3: Adelaide thirty six, a season opener this Sunday.
Speaker 2: Get on board. I eat what for what?
Speaker 1: Get a nailsworth? Is it? Venita?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 8: I hate you?
Speaker 2: Oh well, thanks, well, thank you?
Speaker 3: Go for it?
Speaker 2: You eat what for what?
Speaker 5: Often have polo for breakfast if we've got left over?
Speaker 3: I kind of love that for you, oh dear. I
Speaker 3: mean it's a fair sugar hit to start your day with.
Speaker 2: Vanita.
Speaker 1: That's fruit probably, Yeah, that's true, there's fruit in there,
Speaker 1: but it ralely sort of sends you down the line
Speaker 1: of everything kind of needs to be sugar for the
Speaker 1: rest of day. That's what I feel like.
Speaker 9: Not good.
Speaker 3: Is like a stand by it whatever. Kristin from Mount Barker,
Speaker 3: Good morning, You eat what for what? I eat?
Speaker 8: Normal food ever cut on toast. But my kids, no
Speaker 8: matter what I cook, whether it be a roast, you're
Speaker 8: or Chinese, they will always make a plate for breakfast
Speaker 8: because they are weird.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, there we go. And now it feels like
Speaker 1: we're getting somewhere with producer andywhere now with your parents
Speaker 1: used to feed your dinner for breakfast?
Speaker 2: Maybe, but they did. They left me to fend for myself. Goodness,
Speaker 2: don't we Kristin?
Speaker 3: So, and it doesn't matter what you have, lasagna, whatever,
Speaker 3: they'll have it for breakfast.
Speaker 7: Yep.
Speaker 8: You know as babies. I said, they're normal, but now
Speaker 8: they just choose to eat whatever. They don't care.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, it's cool. Good on them, they're happy. Good perfect.
Speaker 2: It's got a Mark from Selix Hill, Good morning, Mark.
Speaker 2: You eat what for what?
Speaker 9: I like stained chicken and prawn dumplings with chili broth.
Speaker 1: For breakfast.
Speaker 9: I had it for lunch the day before and I
Speaker 9: left it on site and when I got there in
Speaker 9: the morning it was still well covered. I had it
Speaker 9: for breakfast.
Speaker 2: There's some salmonella issues. Not in a fridge winter in
Speaker 2: the fridge.
Speaker 1: You know, nothing's wrong with that, Marke And you know
Speaker 1: what you are. There's a little photo of you next
Speaker 1: to the definition of what doesn't kill your matter strong.
Speaker 2: That's awesome. Matthias from Woodcroft, Good morning. What are you having?
Speaker 1: Hey?
Speaker 7: I have chicken hearts for breakfast, so that's sorry.
Speaker 1: Did you say chicken hearts?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 9: The one.
Speaker 2: I find Where do you even find chicken hearts? Where
Speaker 2: do you buy them? Woolies?
Speaker 1: Which whichlies section the gross section?
Speaker 7: It's to be fair, it's in the dog section. But
Speaker 7: it's a delicacy in Brazil. And you just I guess
Speaker 7: you season it with some vinegar and lemon a barbecue
Speaker 7: and have him for preaktaice.
Speaker 1: Well wait, do you know what myself? Oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: in my brain mattisas I was like, say, is it
Speaker 1: in the dog for secsions? But I didn't want to
Speaker 1: offend you for how big your hearts? How big are that?
Speaker 7: They're not too big. They're like I don't even know
Speaker 7: how to describe them, right.
Speaker 3: So Mantias is just walking down the aisle going chum pal,
Speaker 3: oh there's my chicken hearts.
Speaker 7: Sometimes you get a little bit of liver and then.
Speaker 2: Oh it bonus.
Speaker 1: Oh there you go. Ex, Okay, that's good stuff, chicken.
Speaker 1: That's amazing.
Speaker 3: I feel like sending Matias off to the Adelaide thirty
Speaker 3: sixers this weekend, but I'm afraid what he's going to
Speaker 3: snack on him? Public congratulations you going to the basketball mate?
Speaker 1: Who knows? Maybe if the boys are down at half
Speaker 1: time against Melbourne United, what could pep them back? Little
Speaker 1: chicken hearts.
Speaker 2: Chicken hearts, take them into the rooms.
Speaker 1: There some interesting breakfast out there.
Speaker 2: It's amazing.
Speaker 1: Woll if you got a good mine as well, please
Speaker 1: text it so for double nine one nine. But maybe
Speaker 1: em isn't as big a freak as we thought she was.
Speaker 2: Nice. I still think she is.
Speaker 3: Let's talk about and you're gonna hear this right, the
Speaker 3: original pea stained pants?
Speaker 1: What pea stain pants?
Speaker 3: Pea stained pants? So I kid you not, these are
Speaker 3: pants with like a wet stain around your crotch area.
Speaker 3: To make it look like you have weaked yourself.
Speaker 1: Oh nice, that's a thing now.
Speaker 3: Apparently it is, and it's got some real Billy Madison
Speaker 3: vibes about it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, doesn't it.
Speaker 2: Hey, look everybody Billy Peter. Of course, I.
Speaker 1: Feed my pants.
Speaker 9: Everybody my age their pants.
Speaker 1: It's the coolish really, Yes, you ain't cool unless you
Speaker 1: pity your pants. Wow's too cool?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, my four year old is so on trend.
Speaker 3: The other daways feed all over the couch as well.
Speaker 3: Look how cool avoidable stuff.
Speaker 2: There's just maybe think about this.
Speaker 3: It's just blokes running around Henley Street at three am
Speaker 3: on a Sunday morning going look.
Speaker 2: At how I'm trend.
Speaker 1: I am check this out, lady. It's been a big show. Jokes,
Speaker 1: really big shots.
Speaker 3: Spoke to the Prime Minister. For goodness sake, what about
Speaker 3: that for Wednesday? It doesn't get much bigger than that
Speaker 3: that it does.
Speaker 1: Yes, along with the coffee shouts, we paid some bills
Speaker 1: as well, which is nice.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was all there to worry about.
Speaker 3: We asked what the fork white people eating Chinese food
Speaker 3: for dinner.
Speaker 2: We had a caller, wait, chicken hearts?
Speaker 1: Yes for breakfast?
Speaker 2: Did I just say for dinner?
Speaker 3: Chinese for dinner meant for breakfast. Okay, Chinese for dinner
Speaker 3: is perfectly normal if.
Speaker 1: You producer, and maybe it is strange to have Chinese
Speaker 1: for dinner. He has it for breakfast. Yeah, birthday Pado
Speaker 1: returns tomorrow as well, and you just sort of feel
Speaker 1: like we're due to give away one thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: We so are Day four. I reckon, we're on right
Speaker 2: from us. I'm going to a grand final lunch today.
Speaker 2: We are laid over. Behave yourself, I will, don't worry
Speaker 2: about that.
Speaker 1: Is it Wednesday? After all? Oh?
Speaker 3: Okay, judging with judging pants. Not all of us have
Speaker 3: to work during the day on a Wednesday.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well you better be here tomorrow morning, four forty five,
Speaker 1: prepping furiously.
Speaker 2: Yeah, tomorrow morning and every morning you know me.
Speaker 1: Ill right to see you tomorrow, folks. Good Bye,