WEBVTT - Confirmed: Only Psychopaths Use 'True Crime' To Relax

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<v Speaker 1>We got get morning every day. Alades Hey, welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>the podcasts where on this podcast we love to laugh.

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<v Speaker 1>How good laughing?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh we love it, don't we?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>My goodness. We like to laugh and have fun and

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<v Speaker 2>find the joy in life. Unless your news reader.

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<v Speaker 1>Abby, And that's how we like to relax. Yes, different brothers.

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<v Speaker 2>I like to laugh and release indorphins.

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<v Speaker 3>Abby likes to just wallow in the misery of humans

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<v Speaker 3>murdering other.

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<v Speaker 1>Humans, which stranger gives her an endorphin release.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, because she realizes she's not a murderrest so she

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<v Speaker 3>feels better about herself. Stand By from one of the

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<v Speaker 3>most random conversations about true crime.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to the studio and news reader Abby.

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<v Speaker 2>Good morning.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm a little stress today, but anyways, it's always you know,

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<v Speaker 4>how you do the cup half full analogy at three quarters?

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<v Speaker 2>It doesn't take much just to tip it over there one.

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<v Speaker 1>Time, one time she had a carp and was seventy

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<v Speaker 1>five percent full. She said, oh look my carp it's

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<v Speaker 1>twenty five percent.

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<v Speaker 2>Empty, exactly. And that's how it is today. We're nearly

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<v Speaker 2>tip it over.

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<v Speaker 1>I got some good news for you, Abs. And when

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<v Speaker 1>I say good news, this is not good news at all?

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<v Speaker 1>What about this? Listen to this as a statistic. Renowned psychologist,

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<v Speaker 1>doctor Therma Bryant has explained that treating true crime shows

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<v Speaker 1>as a way to relax before bed could mean that

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<v Speaker 1>the trauma portrayed in the series is familiar to you

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<v Speaker 1>and could be a sign that you need counseling.

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<v Speaker 4>Is this because I am just addicted to a crime

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<v Speaker 4>and watcher all the time?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, you're setting had a huge warning signal.

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<v Speaker 3>Also abs My question would be did she need a

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<v Speaker 3>degree in psychology to ascertain that listening to stories about

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<v Speaker 3>murder before you go to sleep isn't a good idea?

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<v Speaker 1>She really just put two and two together.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, look, this is interesting. I have admitted before that

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<v Speaker 4>I am a complete psychopath, so this doesn't surprise me.

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<v Speaker 4>I didn't really have a traumatic childhood, as my mother

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<v Speaker 4>would say, so I probably I don't know why I'm

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<v Speaker 4>so addicted to true crime and why I love it

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<v Speaker 4>so much. But they do say that if you watch it,

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<v Speaker 4>it's almost like your life is so chaotic, and when

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<v Speaker 4>you watch it, it calms.

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<v Speaker 2>You because it's more chaotic. Because I do say that,

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<v Speaker 2>does it.

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<v Speaker 1>Make you go, oh, well, actually, my wife's actually quite

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<v Speaker 1>compared to what I'm looking at happen.

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<v Speaker 4>This morning, though, I walked out and it's pitch black,

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<v Speaker 4>and I walk out and then the light comes out

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<v Speaker 4>in the garage, and I could have sworn that there

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<v Speaker 4>was someone standing.

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<v Speaker 2>By our letterbox. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>So yeah, every morning, so long, every morning, every morning,

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<v Speaker 4>I go through the same thing. And then as I'm driving,

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<v Speaker 4>I see something on the roading thing. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 4>it's a dead body.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, she runs. I think sleeping on.

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<v Speaker 2>The road interesting though, Yeah, I don't know. I've heard this.

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<v Speaker 4>I've heard different versions of what you're saying before, and

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<v Speaker 4>I would agree, to be honest, I think you're Sometimes

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<v Speaker 4>I'm just so chaotic in my head that that actually

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<v Speaker 4>calms me down watching murder.

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<v Speaker 1>Yea, there was there was that time, what is going on?

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<v Speaker 2>What is happening?

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<v Speaker 3>Saying that by listening to stories about humans killing other

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<v Speaker 3>people you feel better about ntands.

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<v Speaker 1>Me down, Yeah, because then maybe you sort of you

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<v Speaker 1>compared to what's actually happened to go, you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>in the biggest scheme of things, maybe I'm alive.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, maybe things that aren't too bad at the time.

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<v Speaker 1>You did date Jeffrey Dharma that was an interesting time.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and he came into work and you're like, I

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<v Speaker 3>got his new boyfriend's name's Jeffrey, and there's a couple

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<v Speaker 3>of red flags.

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<v Speaker 1>And you're like, I'm not so sure about it. I

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<v Speaker 1>think he might be a Gemini.

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<v Speaker 2>See.

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<v Speaker 4>I would continue down that path because I'd be like, well,

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<v Speaker 4>hopefully he does something, and then you know, I'll be

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<v Speaker 4>involved in it, and then.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll be able to fix him. I'll be able to

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<v Speaker 2>do he.

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<v Speaker 1>Did some things, abs do not go to his apartment.

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<v Speaker 4>My friend and I were driving the other day and

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<v Speaker 4>there's been an accident, which obviously very horrible.

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<v Speaker 2>She's a nurse.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm a reporter, and I was like, we could be

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<v Speaker 4>the eighteen there, I could have been ten years first

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<v Speaker 4>for you, Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Just randomly jumped in and pretended I was Jodiotti.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, this started is a random discussion about your

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<v Speaker 3>podcast habits, and now I genuinely need to book you

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<v Speaker 3>into therapy.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm booked in tomorrow my next sessions. Tomorrow. I'll bring

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<v Speaker 2>this up with her. You can compare notes because I

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<v Speaker 2>had mine yesterday. So we're all good.

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<v Speaker 1>It's really good.

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<v Speaker 3>What about all the women you work with have to

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<v Speaker 3>go and see psychologists.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I know, show my very goodness.

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<v Speaker 2>The common denominator is you hazy?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm the only one who's not carrying a big

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<v Speaker 1>butcher's night. That's what's happening right now, true true crime

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<v Speaker 1>fans out there? Or is it just the crazy women

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<v Speaker 1>that work at No. Thirteen twenty fourteen. Does anyone else

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<v Speaker 1>relaxed by watching true crime or listening to true crime podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't gaslight hair and tellow Shoes?

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<v Speaker 1>Crazy, crazy lady.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's ask Nara. Good morning, Nara, Good morning guys. How

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<v Speaker 2>are you good? Are you obsessed with true crime?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes?

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<v Speaker 5>I love it. I do fall asleep to it, and

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<v Speaker 5>I don't. I don't know if it's the reader of

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<v Speaker 5>the documentary's voice or the facts that you pick up

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<v Speaker 5>clues about weird people, or the facts that there's some

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<v Speaker 5>resolve in the end, even if they don't get caught.

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<v Speaker 5>Sometimes that people along the way knew something was up right,

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<v Speaker 5>And I think that fascinates me that no one stood

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<v Speaker 5>up or did anything or called out the red flags

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<v Speaker 5>kind of thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Can I say this to you, Nara and to Abby

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<v Speaker 2>in the newsroom.

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<v Speaker 3>There's this beautiful up called calm and it plays nice

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<v Speaker 3>rain music before you go to sleep, and just.

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<v Speaker 1>No, that's boring. You want to hear you want to

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<v Speaker 1>hear this, Nara, and you just want to settle.

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<v Speaker 3>Thanks, Nara, have a great day, Taylor. Okay, true crime tragic.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, look, I'm very much a true crime person, horror person.

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<v Speaker 6>I also fall asleep too in it. My partner thinks

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<v Speaker 6>I'm insane because I will fall asleep to people screaming

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<v Speaker 6>in the background.

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<v Speaker 2>And you thought I was a psychopathy.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm also a phlebotomist as well, so I collect blood

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<v Speaker 6>for a living, right, Okay, which my friends also when

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<v Speaker 6>they found out, they were like, that is very very

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<v Speaker 6>much you.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my gosh, are you the real life Dexter?

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<v Speaker 6>You know I seen Dexter Jeffrey Dahmer. I've always been

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<v Speaker 6>obsessed with the Doombane Ramsey case as well. Anything that

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<v Speaker 6>comes up about that, whether it's reading it, documentary, anything,

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<v Speaker 6>I have to watch it because it just like hits

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<v Speaker 6>me in the fields that they never found out who

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<v Speaker 6>really did it. But then I've also got my theories

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<v Speaker 6>as well.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, I'm going to speak, Okay, So what's going to

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<v Speaker 3>happen is Kayla Nara and Abby are going to have

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<v Speaker 3>a ells night, can sit around and discuss all your

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<v Speaker 3>murderous theories with each other.

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<v Speaker 2>That's how good that founds great.

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<v Speaker 4>I always told myself I should have been a detective.

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<v Speaker 4>I reckon I would have just been great at that.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's what it feels like. So Coylor, is there

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<v Speaker 1>an element of that as well? Like it sounds like

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<v Speaker 1>that's in a different life, you probably could have been

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<v Speaker 1>a detective as well. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>Look, I'm obsessed with law and Order SVU as well, anything,

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<v Speaker 6>even if it's obviously not real crime, but through crime.

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<v Speaker 6>And I will sit there and I know this sounds awful,

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<v Speaker 6>but sometimes you'll sit there and you'll see blues that

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<v Speaker 6>people have left behind, and I think, how could.

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<v Speaker 5>You be so stupid?

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<v Speaker 2>Amen to that?

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<v Speaker 3>Are you? Oh?

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<v Speaker 6>I know that sounds awful. It sounds awful, but you

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<v Speaker 6>just get so into it that you just you trying

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<v Speaker 6>to dissect it yourself.

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<v Speaker 2>I think, yeah, Okay, if I ever I want to

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<v Speaker 2>knock off my husband, I know where to come.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, you know I'm willing.

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<v Speaker 1>No, you're only what if away from a holiday with

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<v Speaker 1>what if dot com?

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<v Speaker 2>You could go to the dentist or the kids' sports.

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<v Speaker 1>But what if it was a weekend on the coast instead.

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<v Speaker 3>Book hotels, holiday rentals, apartments and more.

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<v Speaker 1>What if it's Ozzie for traveling.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's what you're waking up to, Adelaide.

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<v Speaker 1>What's the news today?

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<v Speaker 2>Snooze news?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so I god, it's the post snooze news. And

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<v Speaker 1>what we want to do. I mean, if you've just

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<v Speaker 1>woken up and you're like, what do I really need

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<v Speaker 1>to know about? We just want to condense all the

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<v Speaker 1>good bits, because, as you know, there's so much news,

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<v Speaker 1>and so much of it is rubbish, no offense newsbreader Abbey.

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<v Speaker 2>I've taken sports presenter.

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<v Speaker 1>Wish I was a sports presenter. I'm actually just the reporter.

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<v Speaker 3>You get to sit on the desk with Bruce sometimes.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't sell yourself short. You do a very good job.

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<v Speaker 1>The problem when everyone else is sick.

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<v Speaker 4>Also, Dad didn't like whatever lipstick you were wearing the

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<v Speaker 4>other week, just a fi I'm wearing lipsticks?

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<v Speaker 2>Had we had something on your lips? And he said

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<v Speaker 2>to tell you.

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<v Speaker 3>So, No, it's probably just the spittle from his his

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<v Speaker 3>line or open. Maybe I'm just presented as gloss.

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<v Speaker 1>Snorted because oh my gosh, can we straighten this up? Please?

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<v Speaker 1>Here you go, I actually will straighten this up, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>quite seriously, because unfortunately we are passing of Jet Motley. Yeah, absolute,

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<v Speaker 1>Port Adelaide great, and we're talking right at the top.

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<v Speaker 1>Nine time Premiership player, two undred and fifty games for

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<v Speaker 1>Best and Fairest of course, nine sixty four McGary medallists,

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<v Speaker 1>South Austraian Football Hall of Fame and part of Port

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<v Speaker 1>Adelaide's greatest team and the Australian Football Hall of Fame.

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<v Speaker 1>So there'd be a lot of legends out there who'd

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<v Speaker 1>be very very sad today. I'm talking guys like Tim Ginova,

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<v Speaker 1>Bruce Abernethy. But it's a sad day for football in

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<v Speaker 1>South Australia and for Port Adelaide.

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<v Speaker 2>So he wasn't sick for very long, was he.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it's ready this morning, yes, but nine time premiership

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<v Speaker 1>player they do not come around too often at any level. No,

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<v Speaker 1>certainly there's a lot of level like that.

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<v Speaker 3>So yeah, well, lots of love to his family this morning,

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<v Speaker 3>because obviously in a very difficult time.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, what's making your radar?

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<v Speaker 4>Absolutely so obviously, Well the big one before I move

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<v Speaker 4>on to the one I want to talk about. The

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<v Speaker 4>big one is Dan Andrews is stepping down from five o'clock.

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<v Speaker 4>So obviously he was quite controversial in his time over

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<v Speaker 4>the COVID pandemic. But it's an end of an eras

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<v Speaker 4>after nine years Victoria will have a new premiere.

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<v Speaker 2>So that's a big one. But the one that's fun that.

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<v Speaker 1>Will I just wonder like we like Dan Andrews though,

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<v Speaker 1>didn't we? Well, look, I don't want to be a

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<v Speaker 1>fancy too South Australians, but why would you want to

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<v Speaker 1>go there? Oh that's right now, we God, that was sotent.

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<v Speaker 3>Honestly, you have to say that those barbs that he

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<v Speaker 3>used to fire at South Australia was so childish.

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<v Speaker 2>Grow up, mate, we're all in the same country here.

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<v Speaker 4>Danny grow up just into Alan is tip to get

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<v Speaker 4>the job. So just a big one for I guess

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<v Speaker 4>the whole country this morning. But one that I thought

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<v Speaker 4>was quite funny. Is anyone struggling out there, football players

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<v Speaker 4>or anyone you might just want to go and get

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<v Speaker 4>yourself a pop star girlfriend. So because Taylor Swift is

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<v Speaker 4>now seeing Travis Kelsey, there was twenty four million extra

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<v Speaker 4>viewers of the NFL and his Jersey. There's been a

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<v Speaker 4>four hundred percent increase in Jersey sales.

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<v Speaker 2>Can you believe that? Yeah? Yeah, maybe that's what you

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<v Speaker 2>should have done. Hazy, you reckon.

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<v Speaker 1>I was sending messages to Theresa Farmer. Yeah, Stewy Jubo,

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<v Speaker 1>that's a very good point. The other thing we're talking

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<v Speaker 1>about as well as is that everyone's putting on social media,

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<v Speaker 1>but they're doing it on purpose or not, but they're

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<v Speaker 1>doing the whole Oh you know, good on her for

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<v Speaker 1>basically jumping on board and going out with a guy

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<v Speaker 1>who's an absolute nobody. Travis Kelsey is like a massive

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<v Speaker 1>deal in the NFL, and American supports got.

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<v Speaker 3>So offended this morning when I said, I just stumbled

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<v Speaker 3>on this little docco on Prime last night about Kelsey

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<v Speaker 3>and I was like, who knew? That's like travel daylor

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<v Speaker 3>Swift's new boyfriend and his unknown brother, And you were like, how.

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<v Speaker 1>Very disrespect Travis and Jason like that.

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<v Speaker 2>But he's not just an athlete. He's got a podcast

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<v Speaker 2>to guys, so.

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<v Speaker 7>You know.

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<v Speaker 1>That's good.

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<v Speaker 2>God.

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<v Speaker 3>Meantime, Jimmy from the Goodies Saints is like doorry Boys.

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<v Speaker 3>I know attendance is are down, but Pink's coming next week.

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<v Speaker 1>Yet that's a comfort.

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<v Speaker 3>What about Jason Sidakis and Olivia Wilde have reportedly settled

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<v Speaker 3>their bitter custody battle. You might recall she was on

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<v Speaker 3>stage doing a presentation and she was hit with I

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<v Speaker 3>don't know if they would divorce papers or that was

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<v Speaker 3>some sort of legal papers, and in front of everyone,

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<v Speaker 3>the whole audience, she's reading it.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like unfolding in real time. Wow, she got served.

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<v Speaker 1>She got Oh, that's what it was, and that's what

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<v Speaker 1>that means over there, because can you get served in

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<v Speaker 1>Australia or is that an American thing?

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<v Speaker 2>It's just an American thing. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, Jack, I wouldn't want to, you know, bank

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<v Speaker 3>on my legal credentials in this situation.

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<v Speaker 2>Half fair enough in this or any situation.

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<v Speaker 1>Who says that a lawyer come in, he's about to get.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, So he ted Lasso has to pay his ex.

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<v Speaker 3>Olivia twenty seven five hundred dollars a month, which is

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<v Speaker 3>forty grand forty grand a month in child support. Well

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<v Speaker 3>justify that in child support, Like, I mean, kids are expensive,

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<v Speaker 3>but they're not forty grand expensive a month.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, some kids have got really really expensive takes.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like when Henry goes to Sushi trained Jeepers.

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<v Speaker 1>And he wants everything and he just wants to look

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<v Speaker 1>at it. He wants to own it, but not necessarily

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<v Speaker 1>eat it.

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<v Speaker 3>Just takes it off the train and sits in front

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<v Speaker 3>of himself and just touches.

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<v Speaker 1>It, gives a bit of a t and puts it

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<v Speaker 1>back on there. We'll take it off six hours later,

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<v Speaker 1>was spare sushi? It's an absolute mess.

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<v Speaker 2>Here you go, Well, kids are expensive, aren't they.

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<v Speaker 1>That's your post snooze news. The six fifteen vending machine

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<v Speaker 1>quiz can't say the snap jakes. We love good comeback, Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>we do really good comeback. The six to fifteen venue

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<v Speaker 1>machine just went off, went on a bit of a

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<v Speaker 1>fitness and health retreat. Now it's back, more beautiful than ever.

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<v Speaker 2>Was it a midlife crisis? I don't know who's to say.

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<v Speaker 1>It did come back driving a Masaragi with the top down,

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<v Speaker 1>and it certainly cannot afford to do.

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<v Speaker 2>That, and it was only twelve degrees.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like, just let your graze come through vending machine, like,

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<v Speaker 1>have you had a rinse? What is going on?

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<v Speaker 2>Did your taste them? What's going on here?

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<v Speaker 3>All? Right?

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<v Speaker 2>This is how it works.

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<v Speaker 3>The vending machine is jam packed full of prizes including

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<v Speaker 3>up to pick up heart at like thirty six is

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<v Speaker 3>tickets Valo Adelaie five hundred Friday after Concert series, and

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<v Speaker 3>heaps and heaps more.

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<v Speaker 2>We have got three questions for you. Just have to

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<v Speaker 2>get the third right.

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<v Speaker 1>What about the chips as well?

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<v Speaker 2>Though, oh you don't want them.

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<v Speaker 1>Avoid the chips.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the least attractive of all the prizes.

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<v Speaker 1>That's true, mind, jud I.

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<v Speaker 2>Stop. Vinegar chaps are winking at me at the.

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<v Speaker 1>Moment you say chips or chaps Morning chaps. Also some

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<v Speaker 1>nice salt and vinegar chips on board. Let's go, Jasmine

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<v Speaker 1>Straw for morna.

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<v Speaker 6>How are you? Hello? Good morning? I'm good. How are you?

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<v Speaker 2>We're very well? Thank you.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, so we're going to throw some questions at you. You

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<v Speaker 3>just have to get to the third one and get

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<v Speaker 3>that right.

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<v Speaker 8>Okay, Okay, here we go.

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<v Speaker 2>First question, Jasmine, how many days in a year.

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<v Speaker 8>And sixty five.

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<v Speaker 1>Someone knows their stuff? Wow? Good side question there, Jasmine.

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<v Speaker 1>But a little loosener. It might get a bit more

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<v Speaker 1>difficult from here, we'll see, okay.

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<v Speaker 7>Know.

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<v Speaker 3>Dan Andrews resigned yesterday Jasmine, what state was he premier

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<v Speaker 3>of victorious?

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<v Speaker 1>Must be done?

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<v Speaker 3>You have a good feeling, okay, Jasmine, you just got

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<v Speaker 3>to get this one right, and then you get a

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<v Speaker 3>crack at the vending machine.

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<v Speaker 2>Question number three? What type of animal is film character? Babe?

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<v Speaker 5>He is a pig.

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<v Speaker 1>Girl.

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<v Speaker 4>Alright.

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<v Speaker 2>What I need you to do is choose a letter

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<v Speaker 2>for me, A B or C.

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<v Speaker 8>I will go B B.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay. Now choosing number between two and six.

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<v Speaker 8>Go number three three B three?

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<v Speaker 2>Which money going in the machines?

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<v Speaker 1>Is the naughty cousin of B one and B two,

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<v Speaker 1>which we never hear about.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like the third Hemsworth brothers.

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<v Speaker 1>Ye, no mention, like the fourth edgeton? All right, what

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<v Speaker 1>have we got, Jazz?

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<v Speaker 2>You have picked yourself up. Let me get them. He's

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<v Speaker 2>a paper right here.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh you've got yourself one hundred and fifty dollars. Earthclay

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<v Speaker 5>Thank you so much.

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<v Speaker 1>It's so welcome.

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<v Speaker 3>Earth Clay Studio a therapeutic safe space for bonding and

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<v Speaker 3>you you've.

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<v Speaker 2>Been an't you?

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<v Speaker 1>I've been there, and even I'm a man who there

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<v Speaker 1>was a few question marks whether I actually even had

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<v Speaker 1>a soul at one stage, Jasmine, and even I enjoyed it.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a beautiful place.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you so much, Jasmine. You did so well. Thank

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<v Speaker 2>you so much for playing this morning.

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<v Speaker 8>Happy Wednesday.

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<v Speaker 1>Go eh good stuff you too? Ah feels good? Does

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<v Speaker 1>feel good? I feel like another coffee though, ye? Should

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<v Speaker 1>we shout some coffees next again?

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<v Speaker 2>Thirteen twenty four ten, you want to come to our cafe?

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<v Speaker 1>All right? Still all right, Joe, just need to talk

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<v Speaker 1>to you about a flock of sheep that have really

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<v Speaker 1>got themselves into some serious trouble. Over and grace.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank god you've addressed this.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I know it keeps on happening too. Thought, finally,

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<v Speaker 1>let's lift the lid and let's talk about it on over. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I heard of sheep struggling to find fresh grass for

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<v Speaker 1>food due to extreme flooding, started behaving strangely after adding

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<v Speaker 1>large parts of cannabis crop. This is from reports that

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<v Speaker 1>come over. There happens all the time, I reckon, I

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<v Speaker 1>think we know what's happened. Gosh, And if you've ever

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<v Speaker 1>seen a sheep that's really just gone too hard on

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<v Speaker 1>the old cannabis plant, never ends, well, does it?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 2>It doesn't A.

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<v Speaker 1>Sheep buddy crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>As it is, aren't they? What happens when sheep get

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<v Speaker 2>the munchies? What do they eat?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh? My gosh, is there enough grass to fill their bellies?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 1>Probably not?

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<v Speaker 3>Do they just like down to the seven eleven and

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<v Speaker 3>get them to what happened?

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<v Speaker 1>I think? So? They're just sort of cruising as well.

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<v Speaker 1>They're absolutely all over the place and all of a sudden, sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>what are you trying to say? Okay, all right for you?

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<v Speaker 6>For all?

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<v Speaker 1>The only said the crop had been badly damaged by

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<v Speaker 1>a heat wave and the sheep had finished what was left,

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<v Speaker 1>which was about one hundred kilos of cannas. The guys

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<v Speaker 1>just kept on going, Oh god.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to ask you, really, what's the meat that

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<v Speaker 2>comes from sheep?

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<v Speaker 1>Again? What do you mean what sheep meats?

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<v Speaker 2>Sheep meat?

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<v Speaker 3>Though?

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<v Speaker 2>What's it called?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you get lamb and you're getting I suppose.

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<v Speaker 2>I always get my animals in the meat.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you think that from sheep we get chicken? But

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<v Speaker 1>what's going on here?

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't know?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry? What sort of beef is this coming from

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<v Speaker 1>this sheep?

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<v Speaker 3>I get confused with where pork comes from and all

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<v Speaker 3>the different meat products.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, okay, so lessen, we don't get bacon from sheep.

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<v Speaker 1>For k Jessica Simpson just tu to a jicken.

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<v Speaker 3>My point, My point being if one of those sheep

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<v Speaker 3>meets an untimely end, right, and then you're just munching

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<v Speaker 3>on a lamb chop?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it like having one of those special brownies? You

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<v Speaker 2>know what I'm saying this Now.

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<v Speaker 1>I saw what's going on. What an absolute role I

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<v Speaker 1>so it was to get there?

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<v Speaker 2>This chop day is weird? You guys.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway? Thirty twenty fourteen, are you a sheep? And if

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<v Speaker 1>you can chin one hundred kilos of cannabis?

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<v Speaker 7>You told me you put a time machine on this

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<v Speaker 7>daisy on a Wednesday.

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<v Speaker 1>If you're a part of the Glen Football Club, you're

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<v Speaker 1>probably gearing up for whacky Wednesday. Why don't guys drink responsibly?

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<v Speaker 1>You won't. Let's take a little trip down. Member of

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<v Speaker 1>the Maine twenty seventh of September. Let's go back to

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<v Speaker 1>nineteen eighty two. Lil Wayne Dwayne Carter Junior was born

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<v Speaker 1>in Louisiana. Today is his forty first birthday. Good morning

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<v Speaker 1>to you, Lil lill.

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<v Speaker 3>Imagine giving me am call hello, Lil Wayne speaking, he Lil.

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<v Speaker 1>Wayne speaking, Hey there, Little what's happening, Big Wayne? And

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<v Speaker 1>He's like, stop calling me Big WAYNEO. I'm little all right,

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<v Speaker 1>we've been over there, Eli l Yeah. Nineteen ninety nine,

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<v Speaker 1>Kevin Thackwell, Englishman attached a record one hundred and sixteen

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<v Speaker 1>closed pegs to his face and his neck and no doubts.

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<v Speaker 1>Mum and Dad was so.

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<v Speaker 2>Proud, so proud, so proud.

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<v Speaker 3>We speak about this a lot on this Joe, Like,

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<v Speaker 3>some people are just born into a destiny. But how

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<v Speaker 3>you discover that peggs are your destiny is a mystery

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<v Speaker 3>to me.

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<v Speaker 1>I think when he was a toddler as well. They're

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<v Speaker 1>at a family barbecue and everyone was sort of crowd

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<v Speaker 1>around there, like one day that kid's going to achieve

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<v Speaker 1>greatness because at that stage he was just attaching things

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<v Speaker 1>to his face. Now there's something in this. This kid's

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<v Speaker 1>bound for the big time. I Reckon two thousand and eight.

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<v Speaker 1>Halo three sold over fifty thousand copies in the first

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<v Speaker 1>twenty four hours of sales, making it the biggest Australian

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<v Speaker 1>entertainment launch of all time, not a game on myself.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a game, okay, don't hate me.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like an alien sort of shooting game. It's probably

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit past you, Joe's given. We've had previous

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<v Speaker 1>conversations where you've said the word Atari, and also you

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<v Speaker 1>were playing Pong I reckon on Atari.

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<v Speaker 2>Who also had a Commodore six and four.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh gosh, anyone unbelievable stuff. You're like, yeah, it's such

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<v Speaker 1>a big deal when we've got Super Mario Brothers one.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, okay, I just looked up this Halo video game

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<v Speaker 4>and that looks truly awful.

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<v Speaker 1>So there graphics just a step above pack Man back

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<v Speaker 1>in the day, still getting there. No one saw. It

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<v Speaker 1>was September twenty seven and nineteen ninety eight's one Week

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<v Speaker 1>by the Bear Naked Ladies. It's a good song, goodness sake,

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<v Speaker 1>ladies put a shirt on, but also also.

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<v Speaker 2>One of the greatest lyrics of all time.

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<v Speaker 3>She get a China and the Chinese chicken stops sticking absolutely.

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<v Speaker 9>Hungry.

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<v Speaker 1>Five years it's your laughter, me sing, I've come back

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<v Speaker 1>and sek, what the fork?

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<v Speaker 7>All right?

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<v Speaker 2>What the fork?

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<v Speaker 3>This is the segment where we like to drill down

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<v Speaker 3>on little things in life that we just simply don't understand,

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<v Speaker 3>and it leaves you scratching your head saying what the fork,

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<v Speaker 3>which is what we all collectively did yesterday Andrew Hayes,

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<v Speaker 3>when producer and Welcome to the Mic announced her favorite

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<v Speaker 3>thing to eat for breakfast is leftover Chinese food. God,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to clarify this. It's not what I eat

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<v Speaker 3>every day. But if you go and get some delicious

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<v Speaker 3>takeaway food from Young Sing and Ronella shout out best

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<v Speaker 3>Chinese food in Adelaide. If you go there and you

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<v Speaker 3>order the side chicken and fried rice, and you have

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<v Speaker 3>some for dinner, and then it's just sitting in the fridge,

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<v Speaker 3>and then you open that fridge in the morning and you go, oh,

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<v Speaker 3>it's winking at me, like you said about the something

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<v Speaker 3>that chips. So you wake up in the morning you go,

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<v Speaker 3>do you know what I need right now? I need

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<v Speaker 3>some sat chicken and fried rice to start my day.

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<v Speaker 2>And I will die on that hill.

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<v Speaker 1>Yep, all right, you'll die lying too.

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<v Speaker 2>More room for.

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<v Speaker 1>China.

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<v Speaker 2>She's on the hill with MSG, just.

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<v Speaker 1>Like she's on the hill. She's bloated as all a

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<v Speaker 1>nice little what was your fine on me before you

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<v Speaker 1>got Chinese and.

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<v Speaker 3>Crack and then she's got like all this foam coming

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<v Speaker 3>out of her mouth and she's like, I'm dying with

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<v Speaker 3>the hill.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll die by this Saturday Chicken on yours.

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<v Speaker 3>And so we had that discussion and then Coach Beard

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<v Speaker 3>from Ted Lasso aka Camera God Josh chimed in and said, what,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm one.

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<v Speaker 2>Hundred percent on board with team here.

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<v Speaker 1>Like you chuck all of your Chinese from the night before,

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<v Speaker 1>your lemon chicken, your beef, and black bean, your all

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<v Speaker 1>in the same pot like a Chinese food dumpster. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's like the best hangover cure. What else?

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<v Speaker 4>You know?

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<v Speaker 1>You blend it up to and eat it as a smooth.

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<v Speaker 2>Cut the time down gets it right into my veins.

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<v Speaker 2>You're just mixing all your Chinese food together.

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<v Speaker 3>And then what did I see you eating for breakfast

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<v Speaker 3>yesterday right after we had this discussion.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, pizza just as good. And the best part

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<v Speaker 2>about that is you don't have to reheat it.

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<v Speaker 1>You just eat it cold.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, cold pizza for breakfast.

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<v Speaker 1>Pizza for breakfast. It's probably a man You awards extra

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<v Speaker 1>pineapple too, is it?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't start the pine apple on the pizza discussion.

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<v Speaker 3>It's nothing better, all different before thirteen twenty four to ten.

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<v Speaker 3>Get involved. We want to know this morning you.

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<v Speaker 2>Eat what for what?

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<v Speaker 3>I eat?

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<v Speaker 2>If you'll producing them? I eat Chinese for breakfast.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah most mornings too, are you like? Oh, who wants eggs?

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<v Speaker 1>Who wants who wants beef? Show?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, and you know what, those of us eating

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<v Speaker 2>the Chinese? Very happy? There you go, enjoy your eggs.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just so right now. It's literally two apiece. So

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<v Speaker 1>it's me and Jodi being like we're traditionals with our food. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and Josh and them saying, oh no, I will let

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<v Speaker 1>absolutely anything if you throw it at msg in or it.

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<v Speaker 2>I eat what for what?

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<v Speaker 3>So best caller will win a family pass to the

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<v Speaker 3>Adelaide thirty six, a season opener this Sunday.

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<v Speaker 2>Get on board. I eat what for what?

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<v Speaker 1>Get a nailsworth? Is it? Venita?

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 8>I hate you?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh well, thanks, well, thank you?

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<v Speaker 3>Go for it?

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<v Speaker 2>You eat what for what?

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<v Speaker 5>Often have polo for breakfast if we've got left over?

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<v Speaker 3>I kind of love that for you, oh dear. I

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<v Speaker 3>mean it's a fair sugar hit to start your day with.

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<v Speaker 2>Vanita.

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<v Speaker 1>That's fruit probably, Yeah, that's true, there's fruit in there,

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<v Speaker 1>but it ralely sort of sends you down the line

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<v Speaker 1>of everything kind of needs to be sugar for the

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<v Speaker 1>rest of day. That's what I feel like.

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<v Speaker 9>Not good.

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<v Speaker 3>Is like a stand by it whatever. Kristin from Mount Barker,

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<v Speaker 3>Good morning, You eat what for what? I eat?

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<v Speaker 8>Normal food ever cut on toast. But my kids, no

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<v Speaker 8>matter what I cook, whether it be a roast, you're

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<v Speaker 8>or Chinese, they will always make a plate for breakfast

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<v Speaker 8>because they are weird.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, there we go. And now it feels like

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<v Speaker 1>we're getting somewhere with producer andywhere now with your parents

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<v Speaker 1>used to feed your dinner for breakfast?

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe, but they did. They left me to fend for myself. Goodness,

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<v Speaker 2>don't we Kristin?

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<v Speaker 3>So, and it doesn't matter what you have, lasagna, whatever,

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<v Speaker 3>they'll have it for breakfast.

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<v Speaker 7>Yep.

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<v Speaker 8>You know as babies. I said, they're normal, but now

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<v Speaker 8>they just choose to eat whatever. They don't care.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah right, it's cool. Good on them, they're happy. Good perfect.

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<v Speaker 2>It's got a Mark from Selix Hill, Good morning, Mark.

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<v Speaker 2>You eat what for what?

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<v Speaker 9>I like stained chicken and prawn dumplings with chili broth.

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<v Speaker 1>For breakfast.

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<v Speaker 9>I had it for lunch the day before and I

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<v Speaker 9>left it on site and when I got there in

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<v Speaker 9>the morning it was still well covered. I had it

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<v Speaker 9>for breakfast.

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<v Speaker 2>There's some salmonella issues. Not in a fridge winter in

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<v Speaker 2>the fridge.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, nothing's wrong with that, Marke And you know

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<v Speaker 1>what you are. There's a little photo of you next

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<v Speaker 1>to the definition of what doesn't kill your matter strong.

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<v Speaker 2>That's awesome. Matthias from Woodcroft, Good morning. What are you having?

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<v Speaker 1>Hey?

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<v Speaker 7>I have chicken hearts for breakfast, so that's sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you say chicken hearts?

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 9>The one.

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<v Speaker 2>I find Where do you even find chicken hearts? Where

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<v Speaker 2>do you buy them? Woolies?

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<v Speaker 1>Which whichlies section the gross section?

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<v Speaker 7>It's to be fair, it's in the dog section. But

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<v Speaker 7>it's a delicacy in Brazil. And you just I guess

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<v Speaker 7>you season it with some vinegar and lemon a barbecue

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<v Speaker 7>and have him for preaktaice.

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<v Speaker 1>Well wait, do you know what myself? Oh my gosh,

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<v Speaker 1>in my brain mattisas I was like, say, is it

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<v Speaker 1>in the dog for secsions? But I didn't want to

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<v Speaker 1>offend you for how big your hearts? How big are that?

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<v Speaker 7>They're not too big. They're like I don't even know

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<v Speaker 7>how to describe them, right.

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<v Speaker 3>So Mantias is just walking down the aisle going chum pal,

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<v Speaker 3>oh there's my chicken hearts.

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<v Speaker 7>Sometimes you get a little bit of liver and then.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh it bonus.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh there you go. Ex, Okay, that's good stuff, chicken.

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<v Speaker 1>That's amazing.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like sending Matias off to the Adelaide thirty

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<v Speaker 3>sixers this weekend, but I'm afraid what he's going to

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<v Speaker 3>snack on him? Public congratulations you going to the basketball mate?

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<v Speaker 1>Who knows? Maybe if the boys are down at half

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<v Speaker 1>time against Melbourne United, what could pep them back? Little

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<v Speaker 1>chicken hearts.

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<v Speaker 2>Chicken hearts, take them into the rooms.

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<v Speaker 1>There some interesting breakfast out there.

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<v Speaker 2>It's amazing.

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<v Speaker 1>Woll if you got a good mine as well, please

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<v Speaker 1>text it so for double nine one nine. But maybe

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<v Speaker 1>em isn't as big a freak as we thought she was.

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<v Speaker 2>Nice. I still think she is.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's talk about and you're gonna hear this right, the

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<v Speaker 3>original pea stained pants?

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<v Speaker 1>What pea stain pants?

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<v Speaker 3>Pea stained pants? So I kid you not, these are

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<v Speaker 3>pants with like a wet stain around your crotch area.

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<v Speaker 3>To make it look like you have weaked yourself.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh nice, that's a thing now.

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<v Speaker 3>Apparently it is, and it's got some real Billy Madison

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<v Speaker 3>vibes about it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, doesn't it.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, look everybody Billy Peter. Of course, I.

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<v Speaker 1>Feed my pants.

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<v Speaker 9>Everybody my age their pants.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the coolish really, Yes, you ain't cool unless you

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<v Speaker 1>pity your pants. Wow's too cool?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, my four year old is so on trend.

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<v Speaker 3>The other daways feed all over the couch as well.

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<v Speaker 3>Look how cool avoidable stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>There's just maybe think about this.

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<v Speaker 3>It's just blokes running around Henley Street at three am

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<v Speaker 3>on a Sunday morning going look.

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<v Speaker 2>At how I'm trend.

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<v Speaker 1>I am check this out, lady. It's been a big show. Jokes,

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<v Speaker 1>really big shots.

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<v Speaker 3>Spoke to the Prime Minister. For goodness sake, what about

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<v Speaker 3>that for Wednesday? It doesn't get much bigger than that

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<v Speaker 3>that it does.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, along with the coffee shouts, we paid some bills

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<v Speaker 1>as well, which is nice.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it was all there to worry about.

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<v Speaker 3>We asked what the fork white people eating Chinese food

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<v Speaker 3>for dinner.

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<v Speaker 2>We had a caller, wait, chicken hearts?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes for breakfast?

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<v Speaker 2>Did I just say for dinner?

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<v Speaker 3>Chinese for dinner meant for breakfast. Okay, Chinese for dinner

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<v Speaker 3>is perfectly normal if.

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<v Speaker 1>You producer, and maybe it is strange to have Chinese

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<v Speaker 1>for dinner. He has it for breakfast. Yeah, birthday Pado

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<v Speaker 1>returns tomorrow as well, and you just sort of feel

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<v Speaker 1>like we're due to give away one thousand dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>We so are Day four. I reckon, we're on right

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<v Speaker 2>from us. I'm going to a grand final lunch today.

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<v Speaker 2>We are laid over. Behave yourself, I will, don't worry

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<v Speaker 2>about that.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it Wednesday? After all? Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, judging with judging pants. Not all of us have

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<v Speaker 3>to work during the day on a Wednesday.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well you better be here tomorrow morning, four forty five,

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<v Speaker 1>prepping furiously.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, tomorrow morning and every morning you know me.

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<v Speaker 1>Ill right to see you tomorrow, folks. Good Bye,