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Speaker 1: Sitsy and with with Kate Richie podcast.

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Speaker 2: If you've ever had someone break in and it's completely.

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Speaker 3: Bizarre, didn't make sense?

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Speaker 2: Well, you know those strange burglaries where they're not breaking in,

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Speaker 2: smashing things, stealing money off the kitchen, bension your car,

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Speaker 2: keys and taking off with your car. That I mean,

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Speaker 2: as frightening as it is, that makes complete sense, but

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Speaker 2: something a bit weird about it.

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Speaker 4: We got ransacked. I come home from footy train in

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Speaker 4: one night. It was dark and the front door was open.

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Speaker 3: No one was home.

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Speaker 4: I'm gone, Mom, Dad, no one was home. We'd been ransacked.

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Speaker 2: How old were you?

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Speaker 4: I would have been about thirteen, And I'm freaking out

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Speaker 4: because all the windows are all ripped open as well, so.

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Speaker 2: It was very obvious you'd been broken.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, kitchen utensils everywhere, clothes everywhere, and we went through

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Speaker 4: everything and we found out the only thing they took

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Speaker 4: was some ofer mum's lingerie.

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Speaker 3: I get them.

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Speaker 1: Oh.

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Speaker 2: So it was one of those which.

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Speaker 4: Freaks you out even more.

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Speaker 2: It's more if you'd rather than steal your car or

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Speaker 2: TV's this story.

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Speaker 3: We'd think for to do, Dad, just ask you don't

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Speaker 3: break the windows.

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Speaker 2: Now we have to replace them. There's a sweet spot

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Speaker 2: or something in Vancouver, which of course sells cakes and

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Speaker 2: cupcakes and lots of sweet things. There's a sweet spot

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Speaker 2: where I live actually too, Yeah, so lots of delicious things.

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Speaker 2: Why are you looking at me like that?

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Speaker 3: Anyway?

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Speaker 2: This woman her burglary has been incredibly bizarre because the

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Speaker 2: CCTV footage is of the burglar, which I always struggle

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Speaker 2: to say. The robber yep makes me sound like I'm five,

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Speaker 2: breaks in or knocks on the bakery door, can't get

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Speaker 2: in it's three am, knocks again, knocks again, knocks again,

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Speaker 2: then decides to kick the glass in. That's normal, right

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Speaker 2: for a breaking He gets in and rather than doing

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Speaker 2: anything you know normal about a burglary, he decides to

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Speaker 2: eat cut cakes and just hang out in the shop.

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Speaker 3: It wasn't me, by the way way you're looking at me.

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Speaker 3: I just want to put my hand up at this

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Speaker 3: stage and say I did not break in and steal cupcakes.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if he's got the monies or something

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Speaker 2: at three o'clock in the morning, because he goes in,

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Speaker 2: eats cupcakes, has it like, sits around, realizes he's created

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Speaker 2: a mess, and even attempts to clean up after himself,

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Speaker 2: so he mops the floor, takes a few selfies to

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Speaker 2: send to his mates and incriminate himself.

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Speaker 4: A fresh cupcakes, though, are they? They'd be from the

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Speaker 4: day before.

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Speaker 3: I don't think he's worried about that. I think also

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Speaker 3: your his stories like this were someone will break in

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Speaker 3: and then they'll be found passed out on the couch

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Speaker 3: because they will have drunk someone's beer, so they would

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Speaker 3: have broken into try and steal something and then going,

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Speaker 3: oh on a minute.

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Speaker 2: I'm just going to sit down here for a while.

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Speaker 3: That fridge is full at that. Yeah, and then they're

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Speaker 3: arrested because they've passed out, well had it.

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Speaker 4: There was a copper period around our area. People were

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Speaker 4: just going stealing copper off people's roots and stuff. Oh really,

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Speaker 4: a couple of blugs got busted. What are you doing that,

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Speaker 4: they might? I just so you got some copper up here?

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Speaker 4: Can I take it?

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Speaker 2: My dad used to have to shoe around a shoe

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Speaker 2: off people from our front yard because our hose was

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Speaker 2: getting shorter and shorter.

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Speaker 4: People were jumping out for the powerade bottles so they

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Speaker 4: could make it.

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Speaker 2: You make it like yours? Yeah, nothing to fuel those

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Speaker 2: hearts and Craftsma.

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Speaker 4: Jemima's given us a kill. You had a bizarre breaking story, Jemimah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, super weird. When I was a teenager, we had

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Speaker 1: people break into our house. They didn't take anything, but

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Speaker 1: all they left was the axe on one of the.

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Speaker 3: Beds, and oh, no, that's scary. So you don't want that.

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Speaker 4: Do you know?

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Speaker 3: It's like a warning, isn't it was your dad a

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Speaker 3: biking No, yeah, keep.

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Speaker 4: Going, Jemima, It's just super weird.

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Speaker 1: So we coord sleep.

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Speaker 2: But nothing else happened after that, but yeah, I like

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Speaker 2: he came home from like being at church that day

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Speaker 2: and found it a on one of the birds. Do

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Speaker 2: you know what?

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Speaker 4: Do you know what? I remember because we had the

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Speaker 4: cops come around after we were ransacked, and I remember

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Speaker 4: this guy come around and he deals with these every day.

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Speaker 4: Dad had Dad had gathered evidence himself or something, and

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Speaker 4: I remember there was this one they stepped on a

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Speaker 4: shelf that was quite dusty. So Dad goes, come over

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Speaker 4: to your mate, I've got a shoe print, and the

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Speaker 4: guy has got well, what do you get? And he goes, mate,

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Speaker 4: sports shoes, look for look for someone in the area

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Speaker 4: wearing sports shoes. Look at that, Look at that right

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Speaker 4: right of guy's going, Oh awesome, mate, no worries, I

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Speaker 4: write one.

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Speaker 3: Thanks, weve almost caught him. Nobody ever left the house

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Speaker 3: once got him. Tara's and Kellyville.

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Speaker 1: What was story cart Tara, Hi, guys, Yeah, I had

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Speaker 1: a really bizarre occurrence with a kind cat burglar. He

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Speaker 1: came into the house when we were sleeping, and he

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Speaker 1: left a calling card and a note saying really sorry.

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Speaker 1: Didn't go into the kid's bedroom. Made sure I only

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Speaker 1: took the television. I'm going to leave the jewelry behind.

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Speaker 1: What a polite, really really thankful for that. Yeah, I'm

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Speaker 1: really happy, but I just thought, what a bizarre thing

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Speaker 1: to have happened.

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Speaker 2: I guess in that sense there's something kind of nice

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Speaker 2: about them because I know they're breaking into your house,

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Speaker 2: but they also know you're going to worry if they've

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Speaker 2: been into the kids' bedrooms or if E's exactly It's like,

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Speaker 2: I'm not creepy. I just need the cash, to need.

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Speaker 1: Some jury and some cash coming up.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, whenever I watch bank robbery movies, there's always the

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Speaker 4: town do this. So when they rob the bank and

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Speaker 4: there's another movie called Hello, high Water, which is really

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Speaker 4: good with Chris Pine and as well. They say to

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Speaker 4: the people in there, we're not here to hurt you.

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Speaker 4: The bank's ripping you off anyway. We're here to rip

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Speaker 4: off the bank and then and go, hey, you.

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Speaker 1: Know what, you're right, you're right.

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Speaker 3: I'll give you a code.

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Speaker 4: I'll lay down here, I'm not going to do anything

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Speaker 4: stupid and take as much money as you please.

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