Speaker 1: What's the go with Aston Martin?
Speaker 2: Okay, so they might not even get off the grid
Speaker 2: basically because they've got engine.
Speaker 3: Issues, engine issues or Fernando.
Speaker 2: Okay, so this is what's happened. So vibrations from the
Speaker 2: V six engine were causing the hybrid system's battery, which
Speaker 2: is housed in the chassis, to fail. So Aston Martin
Speaker 2: might declare a major engine failure and not even not
Speaker 2: even be able to start the rap.
Speaker 1: That's not a.
Speaker 3: Great well, Fernando Alonso, how many years to see I've
Speaker 3: left race?
Speaker 1: I know he's the oldest on the grid.
Speaker 3: Yep, Like you look at some of the younger drivers
Speaker 3: who are like seventeen and he's is it forty forty Alonso?
Speaker 1: It need help getting in now? That car? Wouldn't he fit?
Speaker 3: And he would have a great time swatting around Melbourne
Speaker 3: if he wasn't raised the.
Speaker 1: First first race technically first day at work.
Speaker 2: Well they sort of they've been testing in Bahrain and
Speaker 2: this is where they uncovered the issue.
Speaker 3: But at the.
Speaker 1: Moment, you've done more lapse of Albert Park than he has. Yes,
Speaker 1: I have.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well I also noticed this morning, coming in at
Speaker 3: this time when there's lots of traffic on the road,
Speaker 3: very busy because no one can get around Albert.
Speaker 1: But no, no.
Speaker 4: But there is a vibe driving a lot and just
Speaker 4: seeing that you know the stands set up and everything.
Speaker 1: You should be in the support race.
Speaker 2: You know in your Raptor have you seen that the
Speaker 2: utes how they go the jumps at some of the
Speaker 2: I'll have to share in the break.
Speaker 3: Not you're going to take the Raptor out to do
Speaker 3: one of those celebrity races where the car is like
Speaker 3: they featuring a new car. They could do it in
Speaker 3: the Raptor have twenty four celebris race in the Raptor round.
Speaker 1: But we jump. I like the idea of jumping.
Speaker 5: You want to be tough.
Speaker 1: I want to talk bad first days.
Speaker 3: Well that's a bad first race for but poor Auston Martin,
Speaker 3: isn't it.
Speaker 4: Thirteen twenty fourteen is our number to join us on
Speaker 4: the air. Have you had an absolute shocker how it
Speaker 4: comes to first at work? Or you want to dub
Speaker 4: someone in that you.
Speaker 3: Witness it's oh, it's nerve wracking anyway, first day in
Speaker 3: a new office.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what upper grabs.
Speaker 4: How about this a little steak at the pullman Melbourne. Yeah,
Speaker 4: Pullman Melbourne City Center. Comfort the location, stay for the experience.
Speaker 4: It's the cracker of a hotel. Thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 4: Worst first day you've had at work.
Speaker 1: It had an absolute shock up at a radio station.
Speaker 4: Yeap, Nope, nope, somewhere else. I'll tell you about it next.
Speaker 4: It is Grand Prix WI. Keep your eyes open. The
Speaker 4: drivers are popping up everywhere. Oscar Oscar Piastre yesterday out
Speaker 4: and about in Melbourne.
Speaker 6: It's a really cool event of cord Loock I've been
Speaker 6: able to put on and yeah, it's been nice to
Speaker 6: be able to lend out a little bit of memorabilia
Speaker 6: for from the last few years or certainly my junior career.
Speaker 6: And yeah, just be able to give people an opportunity
Speaker 6: to see, you know, some of the some of the
Speaker 6: cool things from my career.
Speaker 3: So he's had that on display. Has he done it there?
Speaker 3: Quadlock shop.
Speaker 2: He also spoke about driving back home. Now I know
Speaker 2: we've spoken to Oscar's mum about Nicole about him driving
Speaker 2: her around while he's in Melbourne. Now declare there is
Speaker 2: a spot that he avoids, like the plague. Oh that
Speaker 2: being the city, he says, I try to avoid the city.
Speaker 2: I avoid the hook turns because they still make me
Speaker 2: very anxious.
Speaker 1: Well, he's a Formula one car driver. Do you know what,
Speaker 1: you're not hard either.
Speaker 5: Do you have to stop problem? He's not used to stopping.
Speaker 5: He just wants to go a green light going ahead.
Speaker 1: And you know, you know what as being a kid
Speaker 1: who's only been here for nine.
Speaker 4: Years years old, being a manchild there's been here for
Speaker 4: nine years. Right when someone explained the hook turn really simply,
Speaker 4: I get it.
Speaker 7: It's always it totally makes sense, and I quite I
Speaker 7: love waiting for that red light to go green, to
Speaker 7: do the little Sometimes people go because you hit.
Speaker 3: A pedestrian or an idiot that goes through the it's
Speaker 3: not orange. Read now they've gone through it and you've
Speaker 3: gone to turn.
Speaker 1: Ye, you've gone away. You can't read t bone. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so you know how to do it.
Speaker 5: I grew up here. I know how to do a
Speaker 5: hooked driving lessons in the city. I'm not a.
Speaker 3: Child who came to the city lake as you described
Speaker 3: a kid.
Speaker 1: I'm a kid who's just come to the city as
Speaker 1: a kid.
Speaker 5: He's just come to the city.
Speaker 4: At these lots, I do remember where that functioned in
Speaker 4: the city a couple of years back and pull your
Speaker 4: fiance and to pick us up. And he wouldn't do
Speaker 4: a hook tour, so he kept doing a lap, turning
Speaker 4: left to turn left Leftlander, Are you.
Speaker 1: Going to be out six? I'm just doing another lap,
Speaker 1: just turn right. No, no, no.
Speaker 5: New Queenslanders can't quite get your heads around it.
Speaker 2: Okay, So we're talking bad first days in light of
Speaker 2: Aston Martin. Now Aston Martin, I might not even make
Speaker 2: the grid because you have engine issues with their Honda engine.
Speaker 1: Holly in Clyde, North bad first day? What do you got?
Speaker 8: I started at a car dealership in the department and
Speaker 8: I crushed two.
Speaker 1: Cars the crash of tar. Yeah, I crushed the customer's
Speaker 1: car into the loan car.
Speaker 5: How did you do that?
Speaker 1: Share this?
Speaker 8: Be honest. I was just panicking and yeah, first day, and.
Speaker 1: It's just did you lose your job?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 8: I said, And I have the best spot in the
Speaker 8: world And I was still left three years later.
Speaker 1: Oh, I mean god, imagine going home. Everyone be like,
Speaker 1: how's your first at work crash?
Speaker 5: Take us? Thanks for asking, dad?
Speaker 1: Are you doing a second at work?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 5: Change industry?
Speaker 3: Wow, let's go to Kirsten in Elsham, Good morning, Good morning.
Speaker 5: What happened to you on your first day at work?
Speaker 1: It was years ago.
Speaker 8: It was my first full time job in the city.
Speaker 9: Went in for a bank and.
Speaker 8: I work out with a work out what was going on,
Speaker 8: got dressed, here's the whole thing. So I was paced
Speaker 8: and went to.
Speaker 1: Work my foot foot stur and surah.
Speaker 9: Then the fire alarms went off.
Speaker 8: I didn't think about it and I jumped in the
Speaker 8: lift with two other people.
Speaker 1: The lift got bucked.
Speaker 8: We had to get five minutes to get us out,
Speaker 8: which was a nice way to meet.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 8: And then by the end of the day I was
Speaker 8: having a temperature and there was this red line that
Speaker 8: was throwing all the way up my foot.
Speaker 5: And I couldn't go back for a week.
Speaker 8: Because I got blood poisoning from standing on something on
Speaker 8: the weekend.
Speaker 2: Blood poisoning poisoning, Jesus, So what you didn't need to
Speaker 2: go to hospital for that.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what.
Speaker 5: She couldn't go to work for a week.
Speaker 3: She stood on something on the weekend, had a stew
Speaker 3: foot on her first day, and then got locked in
Speaker 3: the lift and then got blood poisoning.
Speaker 5: That's bad.
Speaker 1: First being rescued from a lift really rattles me.
Speaker 4: I think of that scene in Speed, you know, where
Speaker 4: the lady's legs almost get chopped off just as they
Speaker 4: pull her out of the lift and then the cable breaks.
Speaker 1: I can't remember that.
Speaker 5: Bit because you've mentioned have you never seen Speed?
Speaker 1: Have you not seen Speed?
Speaker 5: Is that tangible?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah, you know, I've never seen it. You're never wrong
Speaker 5: movie Speed.
Speaker 1: I can't remember the lift scene though, Are you serious?
Speaker 5: I'm serious.
Speaker 4: We must get her Speed? Can I get Speed to
Speaker 4: the studio for Lauren?
Speaker 5: The movie?
Speaker 1: The movie Speed? The movie in the meantime.
Speaker 5: I've never seen it, you know me, I'd like you
Speaker 5: to watch it.
Speaker 1: No, no, well this is sort of a because they
Speaker 1: fall in the kid in the sixth sense is dead.
Speaker 2: But the bus they all get off the bus as well.
Speaker 2: Shut up, get off the bat well.
Speaker 5: No, I don't need to say it now.
Speaker 1: No, it's good, like a terrible movie Speed, so.
Speaker 5: You can give everyone people get chopped in half?
Speaker 1: Agains What happened on your first day?
Speaker 5: I had guess my manager, where did you work? It
Speaker 5: was a newspaper.
Speaker 1: So the first day rock up?
Speaker 8: Feelings sick? I've got to go I've got to go,
Speaker 8: and my first words were.
Speaker 5: Oh, did you ever got? I don't think I could
Speaker 5: ever go back. Well, they namely Ralph after that, Why Ralph?
Speaker 1: It's a term for vomiting, you know, like Chuck Ralph.
Speaker 1: I haven't seen speed. You don't know Ralph?
Speaker 5: No, I've heard Chuck.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, why Ralph? You've had a little Ralph? Chris mute?
Speaker 1: What do you have? Chris? What's a Christmas Ralph?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 3: I don't know that, and I don't know I've never
Speaker 3: ever ever heard of vomit be called.
Speaker 5: A Ralph, haven't you? I would come in and go,
Speaker 5: guys last night? I Ralph?
Speaker 1: Yes, Ralph? What is it?
Speaker 5: Why is it named after someone who's well?
Speaker 1: Back in the eighteen was the first for spew.
Speaker 5: He invented the vomit Aaron and Rose and Chris mute,
Speaker 5: Chris mu, is that an actual perrap spart Aaron?
Speaker 4: He the same thing back in the eighteen really turned
Speaker 4: on their belly. First day, What do you got for us?
Speaker 8: Yes, just on the vomit thing. I've got another one.
Speaker 8: We call it Vladimir Puke.
Speaker 1: And that I love this all rights. First day? Where
Speaker 1: do you go?
Speaker 8: First day? We were working in the city. So the
Speaker 8: boss picked me up on the way and dropped me
Speaker 8: off for this big estate and I was setting up
Speaker 8: some tenpence and I started getting the poof sweats with
Speaker 8: nowhere to go, so I ended up kind of fight
Speaker 8: it out, but I lost the battle and I soiled myself.
Speaker 8: So what it came on?
Speaker 5: Sorry, Aaron? How wait? How old were you?
Speaker 8: Twenty?
Speaker 5: So why didn't you go to the bathroom in the sweat?
Speaker 8: I got a lift with my boss into there, and
Speaker 8: then he dropped me off and we were just in
Speaker 8: this big estate, which is this big, wide open area.
Speaker 8: Oh my god, nowhere no shops, no houses, and yes,
Speaker 8: I was all well myself, so I didn't know how
Speaker 8: to how to sort of battle that, so I ended
Speaker 8: up losing. And I found some shrubberry and removed my
Speaker 8: undies and tried to give myself a clean up with
Speaker 8: a sock.
Speaker 1: And did you carry on? Did you? Did you?
Speaker 9: You carried to work and then realized I was wearing
Speaker 9: one stock, which is weird, so I went back and
Speaker 9: get rid of the other one. And then the bus
Speaker 9: rocks up and goes, your sock's gone, and I said,
Speaker 9: I was never wearing.
Speaker 8: Socks, which I think he picked up on. But there, yeah,
Speaker 8: and then I just carried on. I didn't know what
Speaker 8: to do. I couldn't go anywhere anyway, so I didn't
Speaker 8: have a choice.
Speaker 3: And did you tell anyone or is this the first
Speaker 3: time you've had the courage to tell this story out about.
Speaker 8: I did tell him years later, and he thought it
Speaker 8: was pretty weird. And he did say he could smell
Speaker 8: something on the way.
Speaker 1: Well yeah, so.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I worked to work a full day and the
Speaker 8: work for the same guy.
Speaker 5: Now do you have a nickname?
Speaker 8: Oh not yet, but I probably will.
Speaker 1: That's great.
Speaker 2: I mean, Lauren put herself on the tent No Idea
Speaker 2: and Lauren.
Speaker 5: Lauren wake up feeling good. Follow them on the socials.