Speaker 1: Good morning Melbourne, Jason Lauren, start your morning the right
Speaker 1: away be great?
Speaker 2: Is Jason Lauren one.
Speaker 1: Well, good morning.
Speaker 2: And half a Furriday?
Speaker 1: Good morning, morning Lauds, Good morning, clenty, Good morning.
Speaker 3: How are we all?
Speaker 2: Uh, it's a lot of gusto in that Good morning.
Speaker 1: It's Friday eve from excited about the footing on the
Speaker 1: week jumping out of your story.
Speaker 3: Good fun time to in Melbourne?
Speaker 2: Isn't it good to get?
Speaker 4: And the weather was beautiful yesterday, lying in the sun
Speaker 4: in my backyard and I thought, God, a bit hot.
Speaker 2: Out here, yes, you know what?
Speaker 1: Until it was cloudy and then the cold came back.
Speaker 3: Clouds didn't come in my suburb. Sunny.
Speaker 1: What's our gut say? Dusty did the suns?
Speaker 2: Yep? Same? Nah, really happened. I don't think he's done
Speaker 2: for good.
Speaker 4: Now up on the gold Coats friends who bumped into
Speaker 4: him on the weekend.
Speaker 1: Really maybe he was just there going to time zone.
Speaker 3: Maybe Ripley's believe it or not? Could you know, have
Speaker 3: you ever been there? He sits in the chair to
Speaker 3: tall man you push, But.
Speaker 2: I think he was there to go on the aqueduct.
Speaker 1: I definitely see Dusty on the aqueduct you know what,
Speaker 1: and they'd be like dusty mountains on here? Do you
Speaker 1: want to drive into the water?
Speaker 3: Do they let people do that?
Speaker 1: No, but it's dusty. He'd probably get to beat the horn.
Speaker 1: You know what the horn is.
Speaker 2: Don't you.
Speaker 3: It'd be a quack it is. Have you been on it?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 4: No, no, I I'm surprised you haven't been on it. Growing
Speaker 4: up in Queensland.
Speaker 1: During my young jet skiing days, when they'd have my
Speaker 1: bleached hair backing in the jets ski at.
Speaker 2: The jet you're done.
Speaker 4: I could see you on a jet ski, thank you,
Speaker 4: Not on a what's the other one called water ski?
Speaker 2: Oh? What ski?
Speaker 4: Too much coll strength for the water skiings just like
Speaker 4: a motorbike on the water.
Speaker 1: I'm more of a knee board sort of guy.
Speaker 2: I ever see him at the top of the pyramid
Speaker 2: on the jet on the water skis.
Speaker 1: I could see the stress on their face.
Speaker 3: Speaking of activities, did you play golf yesterday? How was it?
Speaker 2: I went?
Speaker 1: I went through a phase yesterday? Didn't I said I
Speaker 1: was going to go for lunch.
Speaker 3: Did you go for lunch? I said six times to
Speaker 3: go for lunch today? No lunch.
Speaker 1: I didn't go for lunch.
Speaker 3: Did you go to golf?
Speaker 1: I went to golf. You went Brody and I went
Speaker 1: to golf.
Speaker 3: Oh, well done.
Speaker 1: I booked nine holes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was a great day for the.
Speaker 1: Brighton Public Course, my fourth time playing golf.
Speaker 3: Did you go because you turned up yesterday dressed like
Speaker 3: a golfer?
Speaker 1: There was a situation, To be honest, I didn't go
Speaker 1: to the situation. Let's just say Brody had an absolute
Speaker 1: field day. If you two, I just kept looking at
Speaker 1: Brady executive producing going with Lauren and Clint were here
Speaker 1: right now, that would be it for me. I'd never
Speaker 1: show my face again. Yeah, we're going to.
Speaker 3: Tell us about it. Embarrass yourself, secondhand embarrassment.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no.
Speaker 1: I just noticed at the end of the day he
Speaker 1: was filming videos. So you've got videos.
Speaker 2: Did you know where I went yesterday? The Collingwood Children's.
Speaker 4: Fast looked so happy with their eyes shut.
Speaker 2: They were very happy. And Olie, my nephew, was very happy.
Speaker 1: If your birthday, did you get to milk the cow?
Speaker 2: Milking of the cows or the goats?
Speaker 3: Certainly two? I think I think that's safe for the
Speaker 3: bigger kids. Now you can have a Yeah, they'd pull
Speaker 3: it clean off. You know, kids, let go, let go,
Speaker 3: like I asked you to let go.
Speaker 1: You probably said the milk coming out, jump on it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no you don't want. I don't think babies should
Speaker 3: go near this.
Speaker 2: It was very, very fun.
Speaker 3: It's beautiful.
Speaker 2: Did you get to they give you a little bag
Speaker 2: of feed? No bag of fee? No, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: very hands off, no little bags, no party, very hands on.
Speaker 1: The guinea pigs, Oh yeah, they're like glorified rats, aren't
Speaker 1: they do you have to sit in the circle. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and you don't know what the guinea pig yeld the basket.
Speaker 2: There was a bust full of residents from a nursing home.
Speaker 2: They kept pushing in in front of the kids. Really,
Speaker 2: I thought, you've had your chat.
Speaker 3: We've got less time left on this planet.
Speaker 1: You need any day.
Speaker 2: It's a bit rude.
Speaker 1: Cable tied the little wheels on their.
Speaker 4: Walkers, like right away, respect your elders.
Speaker 2: Plenty of time to do this.
Speaker 3: Guinea pigs, it's a kid's turn.
Speaker 1: And stop eating the little bag of feet for the ducks.
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Speaker 4: I have the one that I hit snooze on. And
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Speaker 1: Hey, guys, happy Gilmore hit the course.
Speaker 3: Yesterday, the golf course you just told us driving.
Speaker 1: Skip the driving round the hips we are can I
Speaker 1: just say, there's a lot of people out there that
Speaker 1: need to get a job on a Wednesday, trying to
Speaker 1: get a slot at the Brighton Public Course, which is
Speaker 1: a pretty rough course.
Speaker 3: Right, Maybe they work mornings like you.
Speaker 1: Well, it turns out I now realize what they do.
Speaker 1: A lot of them are retirees. And the reason I
Speaker 1: know that is because when Brady executive producer, and I
Speaker 1: rocked up for our one pm slot, they said, we're
Speaker 1: putting you with don't yeah what No?
Speaker 2: I hate being paired up with another couple.
Speaker 1: They paired us up with two other blokes always playing.
Speaker 1: It was Cyrel and Steve Martin who was the other blake.
Speaker 1: It looked like Steve Martin.
Speaker 3: Andre to Andre and Syrel with their name.
Speaker 2: Is it really?
Speaker 3: That's great?
Speaker 2: I love that, but it's the pressure in the small
Speaker 2: talk as well. Small talk, well here's the author golfers. Yeah,
Speaker 2: they're there pretty much every day. So did they question question?
Speaker 2: Did they have their own clubs? Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, mate, they had their own club?
Speaker 3: What did you do borrow there?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 6: I hired some of the shot and they were very
Speaker 6: into etiquette and Jase doesn't have any golf etiquette.
Speaker 3: Well you need to get some golf.
Speaker 1: I've only played four times. So I came out of
Speaker 1: the blocks and I said, look, guys, before we kick
Speaker 1: off this t off, I'm a beginner. So fine was
Speaker 1: their reaction? You know what they were? They're a bit
Speaker 1: quiet at the start, and then they've had a shot.
Speaker 1: So Rel's had a shot, Brady executive producers had a shot,
Speaker 1: and then I.
Speaker 2: Was up, Oh you went last? Yeah? Oh no?
Speaker 1: And the pressure And this is why I don't go
Speaker 1: and do golf because like, you know people and you
Speaker 1: into the sport, make him feel welcome. And I felt
Speaker 1: like I had a grand stand of people behind me
Speaker 1: and I've taken the first show.
Speaker 2: Did you have a golf club? No Ah? See that's
Speaker 2: where you go.
Speaker 4: Have you ever been to a driving range to learn?
Speaker 4: Or are you just free styling it?
Speaker 2: I was raw dog on it straight out. This is
Speaker 2: the first time you played golf ever?
Speaker 3: No, No, fourth, fourth, you've never had a driving range?
Speaker 1: Or yeah I have, but it's only you on the beers.
Speaker 6: Things got off to a bad start when he cracked
Speaker 6: a beer before we actually got to the first hole,
Speaker 6: and they didn't like that.
Speaker 3: Is it not allowed?
Speaker 1: No, they didn't. They didn't like that the rules.
Speaker 7: It's not, but it's just not the done thing.
Speaker 2: When you haven't played golf before.
Speaker 1: I think the rock bottom moment was after we'd all
Speaker 1: teed off it was time to walk down the course.
Speaker 2: You wouldn't have had to have walked too far though
Speaker 2: to get your ball.
Speaker 3: Didn't you have a buggy?
Speaker 2: I hired a buggy. Yes.
Speaker 1: The problem is these guys were twice our age and
Speaker 1: they were walking, so I drove the buggy next to
Speaker 1: them while they're.
Speaker 4: Walking, and that's on them for not having a buggy.
Speaker 2: That's what I should have given them a left.
Speaker 1: They were going quicker than the buggy, to be fair,
Speaker 1: do you want to see my form?
Speaker 2: Oh? My goodness, Brody.
Speaker 3: What do you mean?
Speaker 1: Sea form Brody filmed one of my shots. That's me
Speaker 1: in the rough.
Speaker 3: What are you wearing?
Speaker 2: You're not getting out of that bunker ever?
Speaker 3: Is that what you want to work?
Speaker 2: You're in there for.
Speaker 1: Life, just black shorts and a black teeth press.
Speaker 3: You were more dressed up for golf at work.
Speaker 2: That's a good shot. You you got out of the bunker.
Speaker 1: I got out of the bunker and into the other bunker.
Speaker 3: You hit it from one sand pit.
Speaker 7: To the other.
Speaker 1: I hate sand, Lauren, and I came home with so
Speaker 1: much sand.
Speaker 2: That's a terrible shot.
Speaker 3: Even I know that you took half of the grass
Speaker 3: out with you.
Speaker 2: Did you have a divot container or what? You carry
Speaker 2: some sand around with you to replace the divots?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 3: Are you wearing a polo T shirt or a black
Speaker 3: T shirt?
Speaker 1: A black T shirt?
Speaker 3: But you came in a word in golf golf shirt?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I went home.
Speaker 2: Is there any more shops?
Speaker 3: Did you wear that to play golf? He dressed down
Speaker 3: for golf.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's the biggest.
Speaker 2: There another one. All day.
Speaker 1: They took me under their wing and they started teaching
Speaker 1: me how to play. But I've got to say my
Speaker 1: game started, I proving I got a what is it,
Speaker 1: it's not a tweet?
Speaker 2: I got a pa.
Speaker 3: Oh that's good.
Speaker 2: Yes, hell.
Speaker 3: On the mini golf course afterwards.
Speaker 2: No, I actually got to throw the ball.
Speaker 1: No, I got a power on the path three. They
Speaker 1: were more shocked than anyone.
Speaker 2: Well done by any added ass wedges.
Speaker 7: Other foot wedge was high rotation.
Speaker 1: There what he meant like wedges with sour cream added
Speaker 1: a sage?
Speaker 2: Would you kick the ball a little bit to go
Speaker 2: to the after.
Speaker 1: No, I had to go and do a school pickup.
Speaker 3: It took so long, but I'm mad well done.
Speaker 1: These guys were awesome. They helped us out big time.
Speaker 1: I was almost They were showing me their like my
Speaker 1: grip and everything, and he almost put his arms around
Speaker 1: you know, like that's romantic. Yeah, that's that's well done.
Speaker 7: Apologize to Cyril because you almost hit him too.
Speaker 2: Did you say, yeah? I did? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I missed him by that much?
Speaker 3: Is it intentional? Maybe you couldn't have got to try?
Speaker 1: No, he could have been running around the target.
Speaker 3: I think back to the dragon range.
Speaker 2: I've got.
Speaker 1: I think I'm going to take up gold. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go buy some clubs today.
Speaker 3: I'm just so confused.
Speaker 2: The game is so lucky to have you coming up
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Speaker 3: It is going to be so much fun.
Speaker 1: I'm excited neat seeing the crew are going to have
Speaker 1: us down there.
Speaker 4: It's his pub because the brute manity goes to.
Speaker 2: Yeah, prefers social enterprise.
Speaker 3: It's brewery as well.
Speaker 2: What's that just he prefers neatsy. That's right.
Speaker 4: Dave and Dave and Ice and netball team together. Sorry
Speaker 4: and Clint, thank you.
Speaker 2: Dave.
Speaker 3: He was our goal shooter until he got vertigo.
Speaker 2: He did too big unit for goal shooter. Yeah, we
Speaker 2: were very successful.
Speaker 3: The wags were called.
Speaker 2: We went back to back to back. Question.
Speaker 4: Hello, he's got vertigo and he couldn't shoot anymore because
Speaker 4: he's got the wobbles.
Speaker 1: Will Dave move around the court a lot?
Speaker 2: He say, stay in the circles.
Speaker 1: It's a big unit to be going up and down
Speaker 1: the court.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 3: We had him and Beck Judd in goal attack.
Speaker 1: Becker, bloody, your eyes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, be could be good.
Speaker 1: You'd be patting her down for a ship before the
Speaker 1: game's done.
Speaker 2: Play center. But then one day, of course she did.
Speaker 2: Gary kabbab Butt came in and took my spot for
Speaker 2: a game, oh my ex boyfriend, and he lined up.
Speaker 2: He went to take the all in center and the
Speaker 2: opponent just looked at him and said, are you serious.
Speaker 3: They weren't happy because I think Chris judd Field in
Speaker 3: that day.
Speaker 1: Too well, the boys rattles. There was no bounce.
Speaker 3: We had Gary and Chris playing it. Every was like,
Speaker 3: are these guys registered? You've got to play eight games
Speaker 3: in the stasion to me out, I'm We're like, oh,
Speaker 3: please chill out. It's fun, it's social Monday night needs.
Speaker 2: He's walking into a wall that we had back.
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Speaker 3: Not the Josh Kennedy that was the Cup ambassador.
Speaker 2: From the Sydney version. This is the West Coast version.
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Speaker 2: Christian Petrka, our friend of the show, Norm Smith medallist
Speaker 2: has been very very quiet. He's been laying low since
Speaker 2: that controversy. Controversy occurred in regards to his future, but
Speaker 2: he has finally broken his silence, engaging with the Melbourne
Speaker 2: Footy club fans about his future more immediately, his plans
Speaker 2: in the next few weeks. He's going to head off
Speaker 2: to Europe on holidays, on holidays, in fact, I think
Speaker 2: he's already already there. He talks about how it's burning,
Speaker 2: the fact that Melbourne missed the finals and how much
Speaker 2: work they have to put in between now and next
Speaker 2: year to get back to the top. But something raised
Speaker 2: eyebrows he spoke on the club website.
Speaker 3: Oh like a video to a club video.
Speaker 2: Yeah, something raised a few eyebrows, and that is the
Speaker 2: fact that he is going to be missing Melbourne's best
Speaker 2: and fairest.
Speaker 1: With the video, was he like holding Today's paper and
Speaker 1: Max Gorne standing above him?
Speaker 2: Was it like one of those Actually he looked pretty happy.
Speaker 2: He was you know, he had a smile on his face.
Speaker 2: He was wearing the club polo.
Speaker 3: That's fine, isn't it missing the best?
Speaker 2: And yeah it's not a great look.
Speaker 4: But if he's on holidays eating you know, spahetty and
Speaker 4: drinking rose, But isn't he at a training camp to
Speaker 4: try and get better to come back for next year.
Speaker 2: Isn't that the point? Well, that's the point he makes.
Speaker 2: But I guess the best and fairest is one of
Speaker 2: these things. It's I don't know if you could say sacred,
Speaker 2: but it's sort of expected that every player attends, right,
Speaker 2: It's one of these non negotiables. I don't have an
Speaker 2: issue with it. Anyway. Let's get Christian to do the
Speaker 2: talking off the.
Speaker 9: Red Bull camp, which would be awesome in off season
Speaker 9: and trying to switch off and train there, which will
Speaker 9: be which will be so valuable for me to get
Speaker 9: back to. I guess day one a preseason knowing I
Speaker 9: can compete with the players straight up. Yeah, it was
Speaker 9: important both of myself but also from a team point
Speaker 9: of view. I obviously was in quarantine for a little
Speaker 9: bit and I had to spend some time away to
Speaker 9: focus on myself, you know, because mentally I was really
Speaker 9: struggling with the injury. But you know, to be around
Speaker 9: the boys and the connections that I have with them
Speaker 9: and the friendships that I have is just amazing.
Speaker 2: And you know, some of.
Speaker 9: Them are my lifelong friends. And I've always loved, loved
Speaker 9: that about the footy club. Is the relationship that I
Speaker 9: have with the boys.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, look, I get the sacred nature of
Speaker 4: a Weston Ferris, but also he hasn't been able to
Speaker 4: do anything in training. If he's just in a position
Speaker 4: now where he can train when everyone else is partying
Speaker 4: and doing whatever, and he can, I.
Speaker 2: Guess the point.
Speaker 1: I guess the point, So we won't be there because
Speaker 1: he loves being around the club.
Speaker 2: And I guess the point people are making right now
Speaker 2: is that the Red Bull camp is open all year.
Speaker 4: Oh, it's not set dates. It's not like school camp.
Speaker 4: It's this week or so.
Speaker 2: He can go any time.
Speaker 1: Damage control.
Speaker 2: Well, it's also I think he's concerned about and the
Speaker 2: club are probably concerned about, how awkward it might be,
Speaker 2: how anxiety inducing it might be.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't want to go with him.
Speaker 1: This isn't helping though, I wouldn't want to.
Speaker 3: Yeah, nah, because by next season because he's got.
Speaker 4: All the fans there on the hardcore video sho yapping
Speaker 4: and yappen and yapping at him.
Speaker 1: But just let him go off and do training camp.
Speaker 1: So people get hit up on the night to say
Speaker 1: he's off on a trail care it's a video just
Speaker 1: was a bit contrive to me.
Speaker 2: You know, footy legends like Matthew Loyd on Footy Classified
Speaker 2: last night, was worried about it sends a bad message
Speaker 2: to the rest of the plane group.
Speaker 8: With what he's been through, where he's been seen as
Speaker 8: selfish a lot through this. I think it's a real
Speaker 8: lack of awareness. He gets paid his money to represent Melbourne.
Speaker 8: It's one of their major functions for the year. Imagine
Speaker 8: the next player turns up and says he perty, something's
Speaker 8: popped up for me.
Speaker 2: Are you right if I missed the.
Speaker 7: Best in Ferris?
Speaker 8: And the next blog says, am I right to miss
Speaker 8: the best in Ferris? That's why you have problems within
Speaker 8: a club. If there's rules for someone, rules for others.
Speaker 3: Do you think you should be there, Glint, I think
Speaker 3: you should be there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I get it. I get it. He's been through
Speaker 2: a lot of trauma. But for the sake of one night.
Speaker 2: I think maybe so you can manage it.
Speaker 1: He doesn't have to walk a red carpet and your
Speaker 1: avoid media interviews like just wripped the.
Speaker 2: Band aid off. He's going to have to do it
Speaker 2: at some stage, isn't he.
Speaker 1: And the longer he puts it off, people are still
Speaker 1: going to have those questions. At the start of next season,
Speaker 1: Moses answer and get him out of the way.
Speaker 4: Where is this red bullcat? Austria's going to say somewhere.
Speaker 4: I'd rather be there, Austria.
Speaker 2: It's Austria.
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Speaker 1: the core Field One didn't know the Glasshouse.
Speaker 3: I haven't been to that one.
Speaker 2: It's it's a bit.
Speaker 1: West field of the pubs. The colored carpet.
Speaker 2: You've been to the ross Town? No? Where is that
Speaker 2: on the pen Highway? Very?
Speaker 3: The ross Town's great, very Remember I took you is
Speaker 3: that kinegie?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I took loads to the sand belt on the highway.
Speaker 2: Remember that.
Speaker 3: That's like a big modern thing. I like the old
Speaker 3: school pub.
Speaker 2: You loved the big.
Speaker 3: In Fitzroy, You know the old school in front of
Speaker 3: the bier garden at the back.
Speaker 1: Remember they took two bottles to fill the glossy without
Speaker 1: giving it away.
Speaker 2: Where I live, I live across the road from a pub.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah you do. That's a good that's got the
Speaker 3: public at the front. And what's that? You've got another
Speaker 3: big pub on the corner, don't you?
Speaker 1: Yeah, just down the road. Do you think you've got
Speaker 1: a problem? You live across the road from one, up
Speaker 1: the road from one. Why don't you just move in?
Speaker 2: I should do? I should do?
Speaker 1: You like the old bird?
Speaker 3: Give me the red head?
Speaker 2: What the redhead? Sandra Google? Red head? Christine? No, oh god,
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Susan No Kennedy.
Speaker 2: Redhead got it?
Speaker 1: Blue heelers, blue early hair Publican I always thought Buddy
Speaker 1: john Wood was stupiner Maggie Doyle.
Speaker 2: No, that's her name was Chris Riley. Chris but no, no,
Speaker 2: hang on no, I think that was their real name.
Speaker 3: I love that you carried on like you remember any lace?
Speaker 1: No, not anyway, it's Chris Riley, got it?
Speaker 3: There you go.
Speaker 4: Well, Chris Riley doesn't work at this pub in abbittsfad
Speaker 4: because the North side has some great pubs, old school pubs,
Speaker 4: and one of them has recently closed down.
Speaker 3: Have you ever been to the Carrying Bush Hotel?
Speaker 2: I've been to the Carrying Bush have you been?
Speaker 4: Ja, No, you don't go to Abbotsford. That's too north
Speaker 4: side it is. I live in It's roy So I
Speaker 4: used to.
Speaker 2: Freak youl pubs. I wasn't.
Speaker 4: You're still cool, that's what back to this side of
Speaker 4: town because I wasn't cute enough. But the Carrying Bush
Speaker 4: Hotel was a great pub in Abbotsford, had the big
Speaker 4: public bar front. But it has recently closed down, which
Speaker 4: is so sad when you see those iconic Melbourne pubs
Speaker 4: closing down and they are a lot of money, they've
Speaker 4: got got a lot of debt. But it's come out
Speaker 4: that when the venue closed, it had just sixty three
Speaker 4: cents in its bank account.
Speaker 3: Sixty three cents, sixty three cents. Why weren't we out
Speaker 3: supporting the carrying bush?
Speaker 1: Remember that moment, you know, early twenties, really no money
Speaker 1: in the account. You'd keep checking the current balance on payday.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you can't come in like we'd be on.
Speaker 1: A night out and it'd get to nine o'clock and
Speaker 1: you're or out of money that we call them the
Speaker 1: night and then you check the ATM just to see
Speaker 1: if the pay's gone in. And when the pay went in.
Speaker 3: You blowed all.
Speaker 4: The problem was, you'd blow it in the first week
Speaker 4: if you got paid monthly.
Speaker 3: But even here at nover pre paid, pre pay day.
Speaker 4: When everyone's bank accounts down to about sixty's great.
Speaker 3: They put on a lunch for everyone. That shouts lunch.
Speaker 3: That's why there's a big barbecue. The other day, I
Speaker 3: was like, what's speaking celebration of it? Everyone said, everyone
Speaker 3: being poor?
Speaker 2: What do we call it? Here is a pre payday,
Speaker 2: pre payday lunch.
Speaker 3: Yeah that's awesome.
Speaker 4: I love a tight ars meal, though, when you're running
Speaker 4: low on cash and you're like, oh yeah, for me,
Speaker 4: it's always been brown rice and tuna, just mixing a bowl.
Speaker 3: Of olive oil.
Speaker 1: And if you really rock bottom, Macas do bottomless coffee.
Speaker 1: So if you keep the cup, they'll fill it up again.
Speaker 3: Let's looking to feel well?
Speaker 2: Just's if you seven bucks on a teh.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2: That's not at the cafe. I was living in London,
Speaker 2: and quite often in London because it's so expensive. You
Speaker 2: were down to your last couple of quid and we
Speaker 2: used to do two for one subways on a Tuesday.
Speaker 1: But would you hang on? Would you have to both
Speaker 1: agree on the same feelings? You know how some places
Speaker 1: will do too for one, but you you've got to
Speaker 1: get the same I think we did meatball.
Speaker 3: The second one needs to be cheaper than the one.
Speaker 1: Yes, can I get salami?
Speaker 2: Whoa, whoa?
Speaker 1: You can't add anything?
Speaker 2: Mate?
Speaker 1: What are you doing? We're doing the two for one? Yeah,
Speaker 1: terms and conditions.
Speaker 3: Yeah no, I love a tight ass meal.
Speaker 4: My other one is just playing past up with like tomato,
Speaker 4: not tomato sauce, but like one.
Speaker 2: Of those ye do sources right?
Speaker 1: Thirteen after our chicken tonight saved me my twenties, let
Speaker 1: me tell you thirteen twenty four ten let's talk rock bottom, right,
Speaker 1: you know, like when when you really there was no
Speaker 1: coin in the bank. Yeah, early twenties, you're moving out
Speaker 1: of home.
Speaker 3: You go to mum and Dad's steal a toilet paper?
Speaker 2: Yes, how rock bottom did it? Get off?
Speaker 1: You're getting a little salt and peppers at macas give
Speaker 1: us a call thirteen twenty four ten. In return, we
Speaker 1: got free stuff to go hook up at two hundred
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Speaker 1: awesome thirteen twenty four ten. When you were broke, how
Speaker 1: rock bottom did you go? We are talking what'd you
Speaker 1: do when you were broke?
Speaker 3: Yeah? How had your saved cash?
Speaker 4: Was it going to the parentals and stealing their toilet paper?
Speaker 4: I a girlfriend of mine moved to la and she
Speaker 4: had no cash, and I was staying there with her.
Speaker 4: I was over there for six weeks and she rented
Speaker 4: this apartment. Was like, I've got this great apartment, come
Speaker 4: and stay. So I stayed with her, but she was like,
Speaker 4: now I can't afford anything. So we used to have
Speaker 4: to go down to the restaurant in the building downstairs
Speaker 4: had takeaway and steal all their cutlery, all the disposable cutlery.
Speaker 4: How crap of the wood and we'd washed it, We'd
Speaker 4: wash the disposable cutlery.
Speaker 1: At least it was hardcore plastic, good quality.
Speaker 3: Plastic, good quality plastic.
Speaker 1: The bamboo stuff's got okay, Nick?
Speaker 3: From morning to good morning.
Speaker 1: We're good, We're good. What do you go for us?
Speaker 1: I knew that I had some of the lowest points
Speaker 1: in my life when I.
Speaker 10: Was sitting on the couch and I could tell you
Speaker 10: how much was it my seneclopus.
Speaker 3: When you counted the coin?
Speaker 2: Oh God?
Speaker 1: But for you to actually know that's roight bottom.
Speaker 11: Wow.
Speaker 2: And what about when you stumble across a two dollar coin,
Speaker 2: the ones that put to the side.
Speaker 3: Yeah, nugget at Sovereign Hill.
Speaker 2: How much is in there? Nick? Around three dollars in
Speaker 2: the silver coin?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: You counting your silver?
Speaker 2: What's upon a time at mac is you could get
Speaker 2: a two dollar meal deal? Yeah? A small price, mate.
Speaker 1: I took my kids through the drive through the other
Speaker 1: day and almost drove into the speaker when I saw
Speaker 1: the price of the soft serf.
Speaker 2: How much is it that, Brady?
Speaker 1: Probably nine bucks?
Speaker 3: Now the old thirty. The outrage when it went to
Speaker 3: a forty cent.
Speaker 2: It's ridiculous. Now they do chocolate sauce serve now what Yeah,
Speaker 2: I saw that. It's not just vanilla, it's chocol What
Speaker 2: do you mean it's very very reminiscent of Sizzler. Yes,
Speaker 2: remember he could get the chocolate.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Brady, Executive producer. I mean you're on a fortune now,
Speaker 1: But back in your day.
Speaker 6: I remember filling up my car with the jerry can
Speaker 6: that my dad kept in the shed to fill up
Speaker 6: his slawn mower filled my car up.
Speaker 3: That's what about when you go to the petrol station.
Speaker 4: I've only got seven dollars and you had to put
Speaker 4: it in and just hold it and always like if
Speaker 4: you went over, you'd be like, what I do we
Speaker 4: you used the precepts.
Speaker 2: That's silly, used the precepts.
Speaker 4: You can only do that for up like twenty bucks.
Speaker 7: And you get the extra two cents because you'd round up.
Speaker 2: And you'd be like, I showed you shell got him.
Speaker 3: Got him. Andre Leviton, Good morning morning.
Speaker 11: Here we're going.
Speaker 3: What was your rock bottom?
Speaker 11: Well rock bottom back in the early nineties. I just
Speaker 11: thought my house, oh two kids, one made all the
Speaker 11: carpet my house. I used to a company called Answered Australia.
Speaker 2: Back there.
Speaker 11: All the carpet of my house was the old carpet
Speaker 11: out of the earlplane.
Speaker 3: No, No, that stuff was like steel wool.
Speaker 1: Yeah, did it have the logo in the carpet?
Speaker 2: Binding chance it did actually.
Speaker 4: Got all through the house and it would have been
Speaker 4: such peculiar shapes as well.
Speaker 3: Let's shove it all in.
Speaker 2: Go to Rebecca, Rebecca, how broke you get?
Speaker 13: When I was a student, I used to glue tram
Speaker 13: tickets together to reuse.
Speaker 2: The hi that you used to cover your fingers that
Speaker 2: when they used to rip them clip them. Ye yep,
Speaker 2: oh my well, we.
Speaker 1: Never tried that condom trick with the.
Speaker 3: The wristband with the risks to sneak people in.
Speaker 4: If you've got like a like a festival band or something,
Speaker 4: put a condom over your hand and under the thing,
Speaker 4: then you can apparently slide it off.
Speaker 2: Apparently apparently.
Speaker 1: Apparently, Abby Glain Roy, get my abs.
Speaker 2: We're good.
Speaker 1: You're twenty one, you're you're currently living this?
Speaker 2: How rong on them? Did we get?
Speaker 14: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I'm twenty three now.
Speaker 12: But when I first moved out of home, technically a little.
Speaker 15: But I used to put everything through bullies as onions.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you're the reason they've got the cameras.
Speaker 3: Now, yeah, you put the avocados through and weigh them
Speaker 3: as onions.
Speaker 1: The other day the stealing, I left the keys in
Speaker 1: the basket and the A I registered as like, oh,
Speaker 1: you're not scanning something in your basket.
Speaker 3: Ca Oh that's annoying.
Speaker 2: I used to work at Boy's and can I tell
Speaker 2: you someone was giving me the ships. I still put
Speaker 2: my hand on the scales.
Speaker 3: Yeah, boy, make it heavier.
Speaker 1: This doesn't look like nine pm.
Speaker 2: I was like, you're giving me the ships?
Speaker 1: Have you seen the power trippers downstairs here on Clarendon Street.
Speaker 1: We've got a coals underneath us and they have like
Speaker 1: a garage remote to open the door.
Speaker 3: You know how many times I've walked into that and.
Speaker 1: You have to turn around Debbie to click.
Speaker 7: But it.
Speaker 3: Was she's not paying attention. I've banged into it many times.
Speaker 3: I think it's going to open.
Speaker 1: They must have that much shoplifting down there, she's going
Speaker 1: to I thought Debbie must have balls of locks. I
Speaker 1: saw a buzz around the neck.
Speaker 4: Also, the gate is so low it's like knee high.
Speaker 4: You can just step over it.
Speaker 2: It's like a hurdle.
Speaker 3: See I'm over Paris, knee boning out of here.
Speaker 2: She got seven.
Speaker 3: Guys.
Speaker 4: We're all on social media, and social media is all
Speaker 4: when it doesn't feel like a safe space. So sometimes
Speaker 4: things go up on socials and you think is that
Speaker 4: appropriate to be on there? Like I've seen some bad
Speaker 4: things on Instagram, people basically naked, like you know, there's
Speaker 4: kids on there. You don't need to see that. You
Speaker 4: see all kinds of naked like viol well, I don't know,
Speaker 4: it just pops up.
Speaker 1: I'm not getting much naked content.
Speaker 3: And you suggested naked. Yeah, you are like people doing dumbs.
Speaker 4: People doing dumb things like jumping off things, breaking things.
Speaker 3: People.
Speaker 4: You know, you see all of vision from overseas in
Speaker 4: terrible situations, and I often think and people write mean things,
Speaker 4: so you think.
Speaker 1: Yeah, people falling quite like like those videos. You know, yeah,
Speaker 1: there's a video the other day there was a there
Speaker 1: was a lady who fell down the stairs and another
Speaker 1: old lady watched the fall and she got up to
Speaker 1: try and help her, and she fell down stairs.
Speaker 2: And around the time of the Olympics, there are a
Speaker 2: lot of people falling off balanced beams.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, remember those videos that were like this is
Speaker 4: my auditions getting together?
Speaker 2: The video from the UK the lady trying to get
Speaker 2: into the house got stuck in the window.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: But they're top down and she's upside down. That is
Speaker 4: one of the funniest things I have ever ever seen
Speaker 4: in my life. But there's been people who have like
Speaker 4: impersonated me on there and are scamming people. Remember that,
Speaker 4: And I would complain all the time, and I'd put
Speaker 4: in things saying no, this, this person needs to be deleted.
Speaker 3: They're impersonating me, They're scamming people.
Speaker 4: And I get a note from Instagram saying no, unfortunately,
Speaker 4: this doesn't reach our guidelines.
Speaker 2: It wasn't that Lauren Phillips, So is the porn star?
Speaker 2: Is it?
Speaker 3: There's also Lauren Phillips, the porn star.
Speaker 1: So when we first started working together, I looked you
Speaker 1: up on social and I'm like, I don't think my
Speaker 1: wife's going to be happy met me working.
Speaker 4: It was much worse when I was hosting kids w
Speaker 4: bat let me tell you and that accidentally take the
Speaker 4: wrong Lauren Phillips and the mums and dads, especially the
Speaker 4: mums would not be happy.
Speaker 2: Fan mail, but the dad's watched the following week.
Speaker 4: Anyway, it's hard to get things taken off the internet
Speaker 4: or complain that people are trolling whatever.
Speaker 1: What have you.
Speaker 4: I've been reported and it's been stripped down.
Speaker 2: You've been reported by you.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I assage from Instagram saying we have
Speaker 3: removed your comment. Lauren Phillips.
Speaker 4: It looks like you shared something sentence, something that could
Speaker 4: encourage violence and lead to risk a physical harm or
Speaker 4: a direct threat to public.
Speaker 1: Screamed you. I was like, what did you comment on comment?
Speaker 4: You made yes, And I'm like, I did not that
Speaker 4: active on commenting on things. I'm clicking through. I commented
Speaker 4: on my friend ross.
Speaker 2: Edgeley Rossy, the world's strongest man.
Speaker 3: Known as the world's strongest man, swum around Great Britain
Speaker 3: like he's a freak.
Speaker 2: He's he don't want to be messing whole office.
Speaker 3: He used to live with us in Byron.
Speaker 4: He came out to train in creases for Limitless I think,
Speaker 4: and then he moved. He said can I stay for
Speaker 4: a week? Stayed for six months during.
Speaker 2: He's big and he's strong.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's like looking in a mirror.
Speaker 4: And he's back out here because we've got a friend's
Speaker 4: wedding coming out, so he's back in Byron and.
Speaker 3: I left him a mess. He said, get to Melbourne
Speaker 3: or I'm coming to kidnap you.
Speaker 1: That's a red flag, is it?
Speaker 2: Yes, I've been kicked off.
Speaker 3: Yeah, comment deleted. I've got an official warning.
Speaker 1: Well, you just threatened to kidnap someone.
Speaker 3: Have you seen the size of him and the size.
Speaker 1: Of me doesn't matter. You can't be going around saying
Speaker 1: you get to kidnapp people, mate, But people.
Speaker 3: Can pretend they're me and scam people out of hundreds
Speaker 3: of thousands of dollars and that's allowed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, kidnap you, I mean little Lauren Phillips is going
Speaker 2: to kidnap Ross Edgeley.
Speaker 1: I always freak out when I'm sending like mates text
Speaker 1: messages and I have the word airport or plane and yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah put an ignor going to be flagged by the
Speaker 4: id ah yeah through the airport shaking.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that sniffer dogs is going to be all up me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: im't bec standing that funny little scam is flagging. Got
Speaker 1: one warning warning you need to lay off the booby
Speaker 1: shots and everything.
Speaker 2: Just go just just play a call for a while.
Speaker 1: Don't upload anymore news no no, no, lay off the
Speaker 1: nudes and the kidnapping and stuff. Play a call for FLA.
Speaker 2: I gotta be careful, sis, just do like little. I
Speaker 2: can't social media.
Speaker 3: I might pretend I'm going to kidnap everyone, so I
Speaker 3: get kicked off.
Speaker 2: The amount of videos Lauren and I fall to each other,
Speaker 2: people falling.
Speaker 14: No.
Speaker 4: One day we're going to We're going to forward a
Speaker 4: video about someone too, something.
Speaker 1: I know, I know, all right, it's just gone twenty
Speaker 1: past seven. Still to come this morning. Five thousand bucks
Speaker 1: Upper grabs Olivia Rodrigo tickets. When you hear Olivia Rodrigo
Speaker 1: on the air, call and win, it is that easy.
Speaker 1: Here on Nover one hundred, and this is Nober one hundred.
Speaker 1: We're going to be joined by the purper. The cops
Speaker 1: coming in soon. Remember last week we had the police chief,
Speaker 1: Shane Patton. Yeah, and he'd never heard the term popo.
Speaker 2: No. We educated him. We showed him.
Speaker 1: You're the top paper. Yeah, He's like, come what.
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 1: And we suggested they rebrand all the cop cars popo.
Speaker 3: The popos shut us down down, shirt is down.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Kesha Hey thirteen, twenty four ten. Do you
Speaker 1: have an attractive family member?
Speaker 4: I mean, at the risk of offending every person in
Speaker 4: my family, they're all gorgeous.
Speaker 3: But I don't have a family member.
Speaker 2: I'm suppose a good looking lead ill my brother. Are
Speaker 2: we pimping out our family?
Speaker 3: People think he looks like Ryan Gosling. I could can't
Speaker 3: see the resemblance. People say all the time, your brother
Speaker 3: looks like Ryan Gosling.
Speaker 2: Ryan Gospeling doesn't. Who are the.
Speaker 3: Peoples team o Ryan Gosling?
Speaker 2: Is it or.
Speaker 3: Tomorrow Ryan Gosling?
Speaker 1: Experts This is a bit of a clickbait headline, but
Speaker 1: experts have called for an overhaul in Victoria's fertility sector
Speaker 1: after a report found Australians born via IVF are at
Speaker 1: risk I mean, sorry, increasing risk of unknowingly having kids
Speaker 1: with their siblings.
Speaker 3: No, that's ridiculous.
Speaker 1: The chance is a pretty blab No.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, okay.
Speaker 4: I think IVF is one thing, and potentially if there's
Speaker 4: not a proper register of sperm donors, because but I
Speaker 4: think Australia is very regulated. Did you want on Netflix
Speaker 4: the man with ten thousand kids whatever it's called, and
Speaker 4: he's gone around the world and he broke.
Speaker 3: All the laws, all the rules.
Speaker 4: And he was donating. He was a sperm donor and
Speaker 4: he wants to have like a million kids. Yes, And
Speaker 4: he told all these women that he was only doing
Speaker 4: eight donations and he's done like ten.
Speaker 2: He should be locked he should be locked up.
Speaker 4: And now the concern is that it wasn't I think
Speaker 4: they were like posting them.
Speaker 3: He was doing random like turn up people's houses.
Speaker 1: That's messing with people's lives.
Speaker 3: And now there's not a proper register of all these
Speaker 3: kids that might be related. But that's that's not here,
Speaker 3: that's not in Australia.
Speaker 1: No, no, we're not just going down bloody opening the
Speaker 1: chest freezer and grabbing any old bloody you.
Speaker 3: Know, file this guy.
Speaker 4: You only suppose. It's sort of a bit of an
Speaker 4: honest policy too.
Speaker 1: Sperm cube like an ice cube a donation. No, I
Speaker 1: think I think you're right. God, I remember when I
Speaker 1: your vile. Yeah, I cube. Well we Archie was an
Speaker 1: IVF baby. But I had to get to talking about your.
Speaker 3: Reality.
Speaker 1: Medical This is how some people having kids.
Speaker 3: The reality of the world.
Speaker 4: Okay, you're such a baby. You can't do like, you
Speaker 4: can't do this kind of check. Can you look at him?
Speaker 4: I mean, I don't really, I don't really want to
Speaker 4: imagine him in the room getting it in the vial.
Speaker 2: Remember, I couldn't remember, I couldn't close. The first time
Speaker 2: I do rebook.
Speaker 3: A photo of the room and the rooms nothing that
Speaker 3: just a vinyl vinyl couch so they can hose it down.
Speaker 1: Well no, no, no, you know, like you know, like
Speaker 1: a dog pea pad, like a p mat.
Speaker 2: No, there's disposable.
Speaker 3: Let's put them on the couch.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: The lady walks me into the room, puts that on
Speaker 1: the couch. He goes right there you go, and just
Speaker 1: I would suggest making sure the locker is on, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, worries.
Speaker 3: The lock is I'm like, what's the risk of someone
Speaker 3: walking in?
Speaker 2: Don't know?
Speaker 1: And then I was in there for twenty minutes. I
Speaker 1: was like twenty I was having an anxiety attack and
Speaker 1: nothing's happen. He to walk out and rebook. I was like,
Speaker 1: can I come back next week?
Speaker 4: If is amazing, It is unbelievable what it has done
Speaker 4: for people and their families and their lives.
Speaker 3: But it's not very sexy.
Speaker 1: No. The next time Lou found a place I could
Speaker 1: do the donation at home, but you had to get
Speaker 1: it there quick, like really.
Speaker 4: Had a matter that movie I watched that had to
Speaker 4: rush it in that to keep it yesh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: and rush it into the clinic.
Speaker 3: Hamish Blake was telling you more than fifteen minutes.
Speaker 2: I remember how Mush.
Speaker 1: Talking about it once because he had to do it
Speaker 1: and he kept the container between his legs and almost
Speaker 1: got the car accident. He said, thank god I wasn't
Speaker 1: in a car accident. People would have found me in
Speaker 1: the car covering in.
Speaker 2: Is it like the cars that carry the blood that
Speaker 2: say urgent blood? Yes? Yeah, I was flying a lot
Speaker 2: so urgent spin and my wife had gone out.
Speaker 1: She goes, I've left you a little bag to put
Speaker 1: it in on the kitchen bench. And I came out
Speaker 1: and remember it was a kid's party bag. That's all
Speaker 1: we had in the house. So I was running into
Speaker 1: the donation son of a.
Speaker 2: Hard party bag.
Speaker 3: They would have seen it all in there.
Speaker 2: Absolutely.
Speaker 3: Anyway, You've got your beautiful son, aren't you?
Speaker 2: Exactly? Have we digressed thirteen twenty four to ten?
Speaker 1: Do you have what an attractive family?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 3: Where are we going with this?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: I'm just thinking like, you know, the man.
Speaker 3: With a thousand children? It Kira falling in love with
Speaker 3: your sibling.
Speaker 1: Just about your hot family member.
Speaker 13: Hi, guys, good morning morning. Apparently I have a hot uncle.
Speaker 13: My best friends tell me that my uncle's hot every
Speaker 13: single time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, when you're anoying, you don't see it.
Speaker 13: No, not to me, he's gross to me, but brother.
Speaker 3: But like someone for instance, is like Brad has blood
Speaker 3: Peters their brother exactly, and you reckon, she's going my
Speaker 3: brother is.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 1: But I think like if it was a cousin, like
Speaker 1: you never looked at a you know.
Speaker 3: Like if Margot Robbie was your cousin, would you be like,
Speaker 3: I've the hothest cousin. Absolutely, you just couldn't ever know.
Speaker 3: You just don't see them the same. You don't.
Speaker 4: There's no way you know too much about your family
Speaker 4: to see them as being attractive.
Speaker 2: It's got to be you're thinking of your cousins are
Speaker 2: gone through the lineup now you're hitting you on good. No,
Speaker 2: they're all pretty average.
Speaker 3: My cousin's are gorgeous.
Speaker 4: You have to have a female cousin, mayor who is
Speaker 4: just she's a hottie, right, she's stunning. But I don't
Speaker 4: think my brother's getting on saying.
Speaker 3: That you've met me and me's gorgeous. He's a good
Speaker 3: looking one in the family.
Speaker 1: It's just going five to eight. The police have just arrived.
Speaker 1: I can see him looking through the glasgow. Why they're
Speaker 1: talking about their hot cousins. We are going to be
Speaker 1: doing probe the popos. There is something that has just
Speaker 1: been all across the news all year here in Victoria.
Speaker 14: Contract killings, a plot to desecrate a grave. More than
Speaker 14: sixty tobacco shops firebombed in just over a year.
Speaker 1: In Melbourne.
Speaker 14: The so called tobacco Wars are reaching boiling point. Rival
Speaker 14: underworld gangs locked in a violent battle to the control
Speaker 14: of the billion dollar elicit tobacco trade money as the
Speaker 14: prime motivation. It could be valued up to two hundred
Speaker 14: million dollars a week that these crime gangs are.
Speaker 7: Making Jason Lawrence Robes tell me what's you know?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 1: Every couple of weeks so we get a different area
Speaker 1: of the Victorian Police in this week it is Detective
Speaker 1: Acting Sergeant Carlie Murdock who is leading up the task force.
Speaker 1: Good morning for the tobacco shop Wars, mowning everyone good morning.
Speaker 4: Just to simplify things, because we see it on the news,
Speaker 4: the tobacco wars, people fire bombing tobacco shops. What exactly
Speaker 4: are these people for ing about? Because buying cigarettes isn't illegal.
Speaker 5: No, it's not, So it's it's the illicit tobacco side
Speaker 5: of things. So they're fighting over wanting control over that
Speaker 5: elicit tobacco tobacco market.
Speaker 4: So why is there an illicit tobacco market if it's
Speaker 4: if it's legal anyway, I guess.
Speaker 5: The illicit market market in regards to tobacco, it's very
Speaker 5: very high profit. So it's all to do with money.
Speaker 3: Is it stronger? Is it?
Speaker 5: I don't believe? So?
Speaker 3: Right, it's seaper, very right.
Speaker 4: That's why people don't want to go and pay, because
Speaker 4: buying a pack of cigarettes is like sixty dollars.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, right, so the prices of varying from
Speaker 1: shop like loose.
Speaker 3: Leaf that loose Leaf tea, but for tobacco, gotcha?
Speaker 2: So correct?
Speaker 1: When I go past, I don't know, mister smokes, just
Speaker 1: a made up name, right, a tobacco tobacco shop just
Speaker 1: on my little corner group of shops?
Speaker 2: Are they like? Is it?
Speaker 1: Is it run by organized crime, or Joe who runs
Speaker 1: the store could be legit.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so potentially could be legit store that's selling legitimate cigarettes,
Speaker 5: just like your coals and your wallworths.
Speaker 2: And random gifts and you notice this random gift.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and that's the hard part. So a lot of
Speaker 5: these the buildings are actually owned by building owners and
Speaker 5: then you'll get the business lease in who will set
Speaker 5: up this business And sometimes, as you just said, it's
Speaker 5: the brain as a tobacconist. Other times it's as simple
Speaker 5: as gifts and accessory shop. Yeah, So the building owners
Speaker 5: themselves might not actually know that the LEC is selling
Speaker 5: tobacco out of their store that they own.
Speaker 3: So thrilled gets fire bombed.
Speaker 5: Correct, which is there's a lot of work being done
Speaker 5: currently in terms of notifying the building owners.
Speaker 2: So does this, Kylie, does this speak to Melbourne's underworld
Speaker 2: because it is happening so much more in Victoria than
Speaker 2: it is in any other state around Australia. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Correct, So it's the definitely an organized crime element to it.
Speaker 5: We're finding that it's a mixture of Middle Eastern organized crime.
Speaker 5: There is a biky element to it. Different few other
Speaker 5: syndicates around Melbourne. It's just because it is so I
Speaker 5: guess low risk and high profit that organized crime have
Speaker 5: taken a liking to it due to that reason.
Speaker 2: It's the evolution of Melbourne's underworld effectively.
Speaker 1: Yeah correct, it's gonna be the next underbelly attack on
Speaker 1: the darts.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, you can screen.
Speaker 3: And it involved vapes because vapes confuse me.
Speaker 5: Yeah, vapes confuse me and I'm running no. So we're
Speaker 5: being told that, like, we're not the vape police, and
Speaker 5: we're not like the illicit tobacco, you know, even though
Speaker 5: we are dealing with tobacco day in, day out, we're
Speaker 5: not targeting those people that are walking in buying the
Speaker 5: discounted illicit cigarettes. So that's more of an issue when
Speaker 5: it comes to like the ATO and a health department.
Speaker 5: It's the art, sins and the crime that's coming out
Speaker 5: of it that we're getting involved and that's what we're
Speaker 5: looking into. And of course then the damage to the
Speaker 5: businesses and stuff like that that comes with the arsons.
Speaker 2: So we're seeing countless times a week cars being torched,
Speaker 2: driven into the front of shop fronts. There have been
Speaker 2: some instance of shootings and the like. Is there a
Speaker 2: concern among police that you know, potentially somebody who is innocent,
Speaker 2: innocently going about their daily life could become you know,
Speaker 2: into that hyme and collateral damage one hundred percent.
Speaker 5: And it hasn't happened yet, luckily, And it's to be honest,
Speaker 5: we kind of say to ourselves, we don't know how
Speaker 5: it hasn't happened yet that someone's been seriously injured. But
Speaker 5: there has been cases where there's been people either living
Speaker 5: above the stores, in the stores or neighboring properties beside
Speaker 5: the stores that have been treated at the scenes for smoking,
Speaker 5: elation and things like that.
Speaker 1: Have you guys rated any stores and found the owner
Speaker 1: is to be concealing firearms and like ready to go
Speaker 1: if their store is attacked.
Speaker 5: No, So, what we find is that the people that
Speaker 5: are working in these stores, sometimes there will be a
Speaker 5: link to the organized crime element that they've got an
Speaker 5: associate working in the store. But a lot of times
Speaker 5: we honestly find that it's your retiree who's just making
Speaker 5: a couple of hundred dollars a week just on cashing
Speaker 5: hand working.
Speaker 4: There, which is terrible sad, and they don't know what
Speaker 4: they're getting into.
Speaker 5: No, and to be honest, A few of them have
Speaker 5: spoken to They don't even realize that they're doing the
Speaker 5: wrong thing and what they're doing is actually illegal because
Speaker 5: they don't know.
Speaker 2: Do you know who these cooks are?
Speaker 5: We've got a fair idea. Of course I can't name them,
Speaker 5: of course we've got a fair idea. There's a Middle
Speaker 5: Eastern organized crime family that they're the ones that wants controlled.
Speaker 5: So they want control of the illicit tobacco market, not
Speaker 5: only in Victoria but Australia.
Speaker 3: And then you've got is it.
Speaker 2: Only a matter of time for them.
Speaker 5: While they're doing a good job potentially, but there's always
Speaker 5: going to be rival syndicates and rival gangs when there's
Speaker 5: so much money to be made that are going to
Speaker 5: be trying to get their foot in the door. And
Speaker 5: that's where the conflict is.
Speaker 3: And what's the industry worth? Like how much money is
Speaker 3: being made?
Speaker 5: Millions weekly the wrong game billions weekly, Yeah, Australia wide.
Speaker 5: That's what we're being told is a rough figure through
Speaker 5: the sale of the illicit tobacco.
Speaker 3: Is there an end to it? Insight?
Speaker 2: I hope?
Speaker 1: So.
Speaker 5: I think there are some things being done at the
Speaker 5: moment at government level in terms of because Victoria is
Speaker 5: the only state that is unregulated when it comes to tobacco.
Speaker 1: It feels like it's Melbourne in the Victoria in the years,
Speaker 1: all the time about it. Hey, we've got to take
Speaker 1: a quick break. Stay with us. Where on the air
Speaker 1: with Detective Acting Sergeant Carli Murdock. She is leading up
Speaker 1: the task force that is trying to shut down the
Speaker 1: tobacco wars. There's actually a question I've got for you, Carli,
Speaker 1: which so the first thing it comes to mind when
Speaker 1: I go, hey, you've been given this job. I'll hit
Speaker 1: you up about it. On the other side of this
Speaker 1: here on Nova, Carlie Murdoch is sorry. Detective Acting Sergeant Carlie.
Speaker 3: Murdoch, cool title, thank you, thank you that it looks.
Speaker 1: Nice in a business card. Is letting up Task Force Lunar,
Speaker 1: which is focusing on the tobacco shop wars here in Melbourne.
Speaker 4: It's been scary in Melbourne. People are frightened on it exactly.
Speaker 2: Now, Look, let's be honest.
Speaker 1: At the root of this problem, it's people going to
Speaker 1: tobacco stores to buy cheaper tobacco than what they should
Speaker 1: be paying. When they're buying it, Like at the supermarket.
Speaker 3: I get because totally get cost.
Speaker 1: Of living crisis and stuff. Are the cops targeting the
Speaker 1: people who are buying it? Or is that not the issue?
Speaker 5: No, that's not what we're looking into. We're not going
Speaker 5: to sit outside a store and grab you if you
Speaker 5: leave with a cheap packet of cigarettes. That's not what
Speaker 5: we do day to day. It's for us. It's more
Speaker 5: about the organized crime behind it. Who what syndicates set
Speaker 5: up that store, who's that store aligned to?
Speaker 1: And here's a question. Say, if I'm I'm in the
Speaker 1: market for buying a cheap pack of siggi's because across
Speaker 1: the livery and everything. Now I know I'm doing the
Speaker 1: wrong thing. How do I know which stores are doing this?
Speaker 1: Are they advertising online?
Speaker 2: Is there?
Speaker 5: From what I've heard, some stores you walk into them
Speaker 5: and they've got like a list so on the counter
Speaker 5: l menus with the pricing.
Speaker 1: So a lot of it's just word of mouth.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and I think.
Speaker 2: They're not hiding it. No, they're not hiding How how
Speaker 2: ful on this? A lot of these gangs are kids?
Speaker 2: Are they recruiting kids? Is that fair to say?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: So a lot of the what we find a lot
Speaker 5: of the people that are doing the arsons themselves. Ah,
Speaker 5: you're younger, younger kids and not only gang kids, Like
Speaker 5: we've also had just kids that have heard about making
Speaker 5: a couple of we're talking about.
Speaker 2: The inadvertently setting themselves on fire.
Speaker 5: Yes, so that's and look, no one's been hurt that
Speaker 5: I know of doing it, so we can laugh about it.
Speaker 5: But we have seen some singed eyebrows. We've seen people
Speaker 5: jump into cars and they're still smoldering. Oh my god,
Speaker 5: They'll flick off a glove and leave it behind, which
Speaker 5: is great for us.
Speaker 3: But yeah, you see some funny stuff like dumb criminals.
Speaker 2: Yes. Yeah.
Speaker 1: When you get given a role of being like the
Speaker 1: leader of a task force and you're tackling something which
Speaker 1: is gang related, is there a fear of you being
Speaker 1: tied up in that? Like do you worry about them
Speaker 1: coming after you?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 5: I guess there's different units in Victoria Police that target
Speaker 5: a lot of different things.
Speaker 1: Because I commend the job you guys do. But like
Speaker 1: when you go home at the end of the day,
Speaker 1: if you've just shut down nine tobacco stores and now
Speaker 1: you've got this family who's running the syndicates so to speak,
Speaker 1: are going to hate your guts. Surely that would play
Speaker 1: in your mind.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but I guess it's the rival syndicates that are
Speaker 5: burning the stores. So I guess they take their anger
Speaker 5: out on that rival more so than us. We're just
Speaker 5: doing our job, trying to protect the businesses next door,
Speaker 5: the people that are in these stores.
Speaker 1: Actually, it's funny you say that. I remember when we
Speaker 1: were talking to the drug lab cops and they were saying,
Speaker 1: nine times out of ten, when a group gets raided.
Speaker 2: They're actually relieved to see it's the police raiding the drug.
Speaker 3: Lab, not a rival gang.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's oh the cops are here, Okay, now where
Speaker 1: his hands straight up? They don't put up a fight,
Speaker 1: you got us?
Speaker 5: Yeah, And that's exactly. I think they take their anger
Speaker 5: out on and put their time into figuring out, well,
Speaker 5: who's targeted my store and who did iron now need
Speaker 5: to retaliate, I guess and target one of their stores.
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Speaker 1: Are you Are you one of the favorites.
Speaker 2: Well, I'd like to think so, Jason, based on based
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Speaker 3: do when you finish your.
Speaker 1: One hundred percent? And I was terrible at school. I
Speaker 1: got the worst grades in the world, but I worked
Speaker 1: my ass off after school to get into this industry.
Speaker 1: There you go, just you know, I just I hate
Speaker 1: the pressure sometimes that are on these kids at the moment.
Speaker 2: You're going to be a PR whiz.
Speaker 3: Oh it was going to be a PR whiz.
Speaker 2: Roxy J. Senko.
Speaker 3: I could have been roxy J. Sinko. I got kicked
Speaker 3: out of UNI twice though.
Speaker 1: And now I'm me your partner hasn't done times.
Speaker 4: Anyway, Exams are coming up. Good luck to all the
Speaker 4: kids who are going into their senior school exams. But
Speaker 4: be wary because there is a teacher who had a
Speaker 4: feeling some of his students were cheating on their exams.
Speaker 3: And so you know how you do.
Speaker 4: There was just a lot of kids doing putting a
Speaker 4: hand up. I need to go to the bathroom, which
Speaker 4: are absolutely allowed to do. And I remember back in
Speaker 4: my day, if you had to go to the bathroom
Speaker 4: in a year twelve exam, a supervisor followed you there
Speaker 4: and told it out side.
Speaker 2: Still.
Speaker 4: Yeah, So this teacher said, there's been a lot of
Speaker 4: people popping out during tests to go to the toilet,
Speaker 4: go to the bathroom. So he decided to try and
Speaker 4: catch some of them out. And it was not a
Speaker 4: VC exam, it was like a pretest, and so he
Speaker 4: wrote a question that wasn't really a real question, and
Speaker 4: he had a friend of his set up a website
Speaker 4: that answered the question with this wild answer to see
Speaker 4: how many of the kids were going to the bathroom
Speaker 4: to google the question to get the answer.
Speaker 1: They would get the fake answer to the faint question.
Speaker 3: Fourteen kids got Bustard, got them, got him, got him,
Speaker 3: got him?
Speaker 2: God, Dad, you got him? Got him?
Speaker 4: In Uni, I remember I did. Let me just explain
Speaker 4: to you how difficult my PR degree was. We had
Speaker 4: a subject called Newsmakers, and every week we got a
Speaker 4: test on what had been in the news. You had
Speaker 4: to answer twins questions and I never today, nah, not
Speaker 4: back then, So I just copied. And I remember my
Speaker 4: friend Nick was sitting in front of me, and you
Speaker 4: had to sit one set apart, but we all staggered
Speaker 4: it so you could see over other people's shoulders. And
Speaker 4: one of the questions was which a famous Australian artist
Speaker 4: died this week?
Speaker 3: And he wrote pro Heart? Remember pro Hard?
Speaker 2: Yeah, the painter.
Speaker 3: His name was pro Heart.
Speaker 2: What have you done? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Miss so yeah, yeah, yeah him.
Speaker 4: His first name was pro and his last name was Hart.
Speaker 4: And I copied and I wrote, Professor Hart, it's an ad.
Speaker 1: They're looking at me, I remember, like, yeah, they're half
Speaker 1: your age though all the spaghetti and everything over the
Speaker 1: are you done?
Speaker 2: Miss?
Speaker 3: Remember that you're too young?
Speaker 1: I think they're looking at like you're going to be
Speaker 1: canceled voices like that. Something you're concerned is Brodie.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm just reciting the ad. Yeah, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: that's how it went. Yeah is that?
Speaker 1: Everyone was like, oh god, well there goes the show,
Speaker 1: mister Harte.
Speaker 7: Can we do it without the accent?
Speaker 3: It was a carpet claiming ad, wasn't it.
Speaker 1: Mister heart, what have you done? Doesn't have the same
Speaker 1: it was.
Speaker 2: It was a carpet avatars. I just reciting bro and
Speaker 2: it was spaghetti, Yes, spaghetty and paint.
Speaker 7: Have a go do the mister heart, what have you done?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: No, that's you're canceled. Yeah, okay, that's it for you.
Speaker 1: You're done. You can't be getting on the radio doing that.
Speaker 2: Man. Sorry everyone.
Speaker 4: Anyway, my year twelve cheating hack was the graphics calculator.
Speaker 4: Before the teachers realized you could write notes in your
Speaker 4: graphics calculator, we used to write notes in.
Speaker 3: All of them.
Speaker 2: I've got a high school confession. It's not cheating. It's
Speaker 2: just something I'm not proud of.
Speaker 1: You know how they do school, They do class captains.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, and you'd have to be nominated by your
Speaker 1: peers I remember my best mate, Sam Burke, and I
Speaker 1: made a deal.
Speaker 2: He goes, I'll nominate you and then you nominate me.
Speaker 3: You never nominated him. He nominated yourself, didn't you.
Speaker 1: Yeah you know that too.
Speaker 4: I reckon everyone did it, you dog because it was anonymous,
Speaker 4: so they wouldn't know if you nominated yourself.
Speaker 2: Can we talk high school confessions?
Speaker 1: Yeah, thirteen twenty four ten doesn't have to be about cheating. Now.
Speaker 3: Maybe your best friend's boyfriend.
Speaker 2: Oh that's good.
Speaker 3: Hook up with a teacher, Okay, Nope, I think that's more.
Speaker 3: That's a bigger issue. Maybe you kissed your sister's boyfriend.
Speaker 1: Oh there's a girl I used to work with at
Speaker 1: a radio station and had her graduation.
Speaker 2: She was eighteen.
Speaker 1: At her graduation when they walk across the stage and
Speaker 1: they shake the teacher's hands and get their little diploma thing,
Speaker 1: he passed her a bit of paper with his phone
Speaker 1: number and where to meet.
Speaker 3: How old were there?
Speaker 1: There wasn't a massive age gap. Eighteen she was eighteen, Okay,
Speaker 1: he would have been early twenties.
Speaker 2: Balls.
Speaker 3: Teachers were always the young ones at my school.
Speaker 4: Always right, it's time get it off your chest.
Speaker 3: Did you cheat to get somewhere.
Speaker 2: Did you rip off the actually did?
Speaker 3: Aaron's sneakers said that were yours?
Speaker 2: Answer was correct, though, but.
Speaker 3: I tried to copy and I wrote Professor Hart thinking
Speaker 3: I was being smart.
Speaker 1: Thirty twenty fourteen. Have you got a confession about something
Speaker 1: you did or got up to in high school? Well,
Speaker 1: good morning, Melbourne. Have are the phone lines lit up
Speaker 1: for this?
Speaker 2: Laws? What are we talking about?
Speaker 3: High school confessions?
Speaker 2: Sorry?
Speaker 3: Don't someone got I just like delicious little treat?
Speaker 2: Did you from where? Hello Kitty? Hello, Hello kitt in
Speaker 2: the Hello Kitty?
Speaker 3: And they've sent Hello Kitty cookies? Anyway, I'm having a
Speaker 3: tea question. I don't know.
Speaker 1: They just sent them saying I think they're cookies for
Speaker 1: your cat.
Speaker 3: It's not cat food.
Speaker 2: Is tay cat food? You just take cat food. It's
Speaker 2: for the pets, it's for the.
Speaker 3: I just read the letter.
Speaker 2: It's not.
Speaker 4: It's a chocolate chip cookie. And I just made a
Speaker 4: tea and I was like, I'm gonna dunk that in
Speaker 4: my tea. Anyway, it's not.
Speaker 3: What we're talking about. We're talking about high school confessions.
Speaker 4: Did you do something that, even now, twenty years later,
Speaker 4: you might want to get off your chest?
Speaker 3: Did you cheating an exam? Did you cheat on a boyfriend?
Speaker 3: Did you kiss your sister's boyfriend? I reckon there was
Speaker 3: a lot of that going.
Speaker 1: I remember dating a girl and then after a while
Speaker 1: I was like, hey, I'm hearing like a lot of
Speaker 1: rumors and stuff.
Speaker 2: What's like that you've poked up with other people? And
Speaker 2: she goes, oh, well, we exclusive.
Speaker 4: I said, kiss my brother's friends, and I'd never tell him.
Speaker 4: He was two year older than me. It's like the
Speaker 4: dumb thing at school. But I was off limits for them.
Speaker 3: That's something illegal. Get it off your chest. What have
Speaker 3: you done?
Speaker 10: Yeah, good morning guys. So yeah, definitely, I've got to say.
Speaker 10: I've got to say, don't condone this. Definitely, don't do this.
Speaker 10: When I was in high school, me and my mates
Speaker 10: used to go up to the Performing Arts Center into
Speaker 10: the control room where they had the paneling for all
Speaker 10: the lights and stuff, and I would think kissing our
Speaker 10: lunch break.
Speaker 3: Do you know what?
Speaker 2: I reckon?
Speaker 4: That was happening at my school too. The lighting guys
Speaker 4: were always naughty in that lighting booth.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was always was. They said, a smoke machine
Speaker 2: off in there because it's very.
Speaker 4: I was down on the on the theater stage doing
Speaker 4: Annie the Musical, and I could see the big boys
Speaker 4: up the back in the lighting.
Speaker 6: Things.
Speaker 1: Again didn't make anyone was my brother's friends up there,
Speaker 1: go to Renee, Renee.
Speaker 2: What did you do?
Speaker 13: We had a party at a teacher's house while they
Speaker 13: were away for the weekend.
Speaker 3: Were in boarding school?
Speaker 10: No, no, we weren't in boarding school.
Speaker 13: Someone was asked to our fit for the weekend one
Speaker 13: of the students, bad idea, absolutely like and this was
Speaker 13: a long time ago, so it wouldn't happen today, I think.
Speaker 13: And then yeah, we had. We had a party. Most
Speaker 13: people were there from our level find out I think
Speaker 13: when the neighbors called.
Speaker 3: Yeah. But see back then there was no social media.
Speaker 3: You could get away with so much.
Speaker 2: More correct I did, saying too, what do you here?
Speaker 2: We go? Well, not just me. We put a teacher's
Speaker 2: car in the trading post.
Speaker 4: Oh, they used to do that on mack up day
Speaker 4: at my school and a really cheap price with their
Speaker 4: phone number, with the.
Speaker 2: Phone number of the reception.
Speaker 3: Did they know you, school captain?
Speaker 2: We did a better.
Speaker 3: Did you blame someone else?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: They never ever found out who the culprit was.
Speaker 1: I love that there was a teacher at our school
Speaker 1: drove a mini so we all picked it up put
Speaker 1: it sideways in the car, so they had to wait
Speaker 1: for one of the cars on that side. That strong funny.
Speaker 4: On mark up date My schools on High Street Road
Speaker 4: in very busy road and they someone stole these like
Speaker 4: road signs and D two signs and they detoured the
Speaker 4: whole of High Street Road through our school driveway, through
Speaker 4: the roundabout and back out.
Speaker 2: Guys, shall we play just before you do get an update?
Speaker 2: Very important that pro heart, oh miss worth of your know,
Speaker 2: we got it wrong what it should be. There should
Speaker 2: be a little audio there, can you see it?
Speaker 1: There's a lot of audio because we've had people call
Speaker 1: saying what we're saying, we've got on wrong.
Speaker 3: We're talking about the artists on the carpet call as.
Speaker 1: Oh mist what miss.
Speaker 2: Steak master state of the art in carpets. All of
Speaker 2: a sudden we say, there you go, that was worth
Speaker 2: it back into a glad we paused sessions.
Speaker 4: We've got my high school confessions after this thirteen twenty
Speaker 4: four ten.
Speaker 3: If you want to get something off your chest.
Speaker 1: Anything before you start singing, as we are talking high
Speaker 1: school confessions this morning.
Speaker 3: Did you do wrong?
Speaker 4: Did you do something and you let someone else take
Speaker 4: the fall for it? Did you cheat on a boyfriend
Speaker 4: with his best friend.
Speaker 1: Or did you hook up non stop with your brother's mates.
Speaker 3: Yes, I wouldn't do that.
Speaker 1: Let's go to Moore see fed.
Speaker 2: Good morning, Good morning guys.
Speaker 12: How's it going?
Speaker 2: What did you do?
Speaker 3: Get it off your chest? And how many years later
Speaker 3: is this that you're confessing?
Speaker 12: I probably happened almost ten years ago. Right right about
Speaker 12: ten years I figured out that you could take pubicle
Speaker 12: doors off the toilets extremely easy, right, so show my friends.
Speaker 12: I was like, well, there's god of trick. Show my
Speaker 12: little brother. Oh my gosh, this cool trick.
Speaker 11: You should you.
Speaker 12: Should try it? Next day, I know the entire school
Speaker 12: is doing it, and they're putting toilet doors all over
Speaker 12: the school. And there was announcements just to you know,
Speaker 12: try and figure out who did it, why are they're
Speaker 12: doing it?
Speaker 3: Who started this? Can just be Olivia to the office.
Speaker 3: Did we do things like.
Speaker 2: That because we're bored? Lauren?
Speaker 3: How did you even work out you could?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 3: Should we see if the toilet doors come off easily? Today?
Speaker 3: That's a fun thing to do at lunchtime.
Speaker 1: I like the facilities here at Nover.
Speaker 3: You're gonna go and try and take the cubicle doors.
Speaker 1: Together, Natalie in Caroline's Springs. Hi, Hi, Hi, so in yourself.
Speaker 3: Stop your sighing. Yes we can. He's been Natalie, he's
Speaker 3: so annoying. You're good, Ignore him.
Speaker 15: Yeah, I'm good.
Speaker 10: Okay.
Speaker 15: In year twelve, they had what classes, except we forgot
Speaker 15: that one of us had braces. So when you stopped classes,
Speaker 15: the teacher was like, oh, you got your braces off.
Speaker 3: Oh your twins? Are you identical twins?
Speaker 2: Yeah we are.
Speaker 3: See you could have got up to so much mischief
Speaker 3: at school.
Speaker 4: M hmm.
Speaker 1: That means that means yes we did.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what was that?
Speaker 3: There was a movie?
Speaker 2: I remember your face yesterday had braces?
Speaker 3: Remember the movie about the twins and they swapped families.
Speaker 1: I thought you were talking about Danny DeVito on a Schwartznegger.
Speaker 3: No, they weren't identical twins.
Speaker 1: No, that's just that the movie. Let's get a Rebecca
Speaker 1: impacking and Rebecca, what did you do?
Speaker 2: Hi?
Speaker 11: Guys, how are you going doing well?
Speaker 2: So?
Speaker 15: I was at a party with a girl friend when
Speaker 15: we're like eighteen, and she really wanted to hook up
Speaker 15: with this guy at the party, and she goes, can
Speaker 15: you go talk to you?
Speaker 3: Like yeah or whatever.
Speaker 11: So I was like okay.
Speaker 15: So I went over him and I was like, hey, like,
Speaker 15: my friend really wants the hook up with you, and
Speaker 15: he goes, okay, only if you.
Speaker 12: Hook up with me first.
Speaker 2: You got to take a bullet do it? I did,
Speaker 2: did you?
Speaker 5: You know what?
Speaker 3: That's good wing Manny.
Speaker 1: That's what one of those ones. Ego is still Ego
Speaker 1: still friends today.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: If she ever annoys you one day, you can be like, well,
Speaker 1: you know what, Sharon, I hooked up with Dean before
Speaker 1: he patched on me.
Speaker 3: The only reason he passed you was because I did it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's one of those ones you roll out.
Speaker 3: It's always Dean. Dean was my one of my boyfriends,
Speaker 3: Jan Dean.
Speaker 1: Dean rides a motorbike. Dean's a bad boy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, my Dean wasn't a bad boy at school, but
Speaker 4: he ended up being a bit of bad boy. I
Speaker 4: think he married someone.
Speaker 3: From maths school. Melanie and Melton good morning.
Speaker 13: So I had a very sexist sports teacher and one
Speaker 13: day I decided to tell him exactly what I thought
Speaker 13: of him and I ended up getting suspended, so I
Speaker 13: went home, I grabbed my.
Speaker 15: Toolbox, I went down to the school and I pulled
Speaker 15: his motorbike into.
Speaker 11: Beuty Pieces in the car park.
Speaker 1: Melanie, you sound like someone that would have a toolbox,
Speaker 1: good onion.
Speaker 3: Yes it was you, Melanie.
Speaker 2: I think he knew it was maybe, but he couldn't
Speaker 2: prove it because you know what boarding.
Speaker 12: So back then there wasn't cameras everywhere.
Speaker 2: You shound like someone I would not mess with. Melony
Speaker 2: melt from Melton.
Speaker 3: Yeah, mel from Melbourne's back at school. They're toolbox guys.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you put on your mail. You got him, beauty
Speaker 4: did It felt so good though As a kid you
Speaker 4: couldn't do a lot to get back at teachers that
Speaker 4: were nasty, and when you got one in like that,
Speaker 4: it was like got him.
Speaker 2: Got it in.
Speaker 1: We had a toolbox in high school.
Speaker 3: I still don't have a toolbox.
Speaker 1: That does not surprise me.
Speaker 10: To the whole.
Speaker 1: Jason Lawrence Grand Final breakfast wheels are up on the
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Speaker 1: big game against Swannee.
Speaker 2: Teams will be announced later tonight for both matches. Both
Speaker 2: preliminary Finals, so then there were four.
Speaker 1: Then we are off to Baby Cats on Saturday night
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Speaker 3: Versus the Cats, Big Cats v Little Cats.
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Speaker 2: I would absolutely love to.
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Speaker 9: Next week?
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Speaker 3: We'll see there.
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Speaker 2: We're going to have a tattoo artist on site. How
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Speaker 16: Mate?
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Speaker 15: Zoe?
Speaker 3: Hi?
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