WEBVTT - Full Show: Jase Embarrassed Himself On A Golf Course 0:00:09.400 --> 0:00:17.840 Good morning Melbourne, Jason Lauren, start your morning the right 0:00:17.880 --> 0:00:19.119 away be great? 0:00:20.840 --> 0:00:24.880 Is Jason Lauren one. 0:00:24.320 --> 0:00:26.120 Well, good morning. 0:00:25.800 --> 0:00:27.120 And half a Furriday? 0:00:28.280 --> 0:00:33.000 Good morning, morning Lauds, Good morning, clenty, Good morning. 0:00:33.159 --> 0:00:33.760 How are we all? 0:00:34.320 --> 0:00:36.519 Uh, it's a lot of gusto in that Good morning. 0:00:37.280 --> 0:00:40.000 It's Friday eve from excited about the footing on the 0:00:40.040 --> 0:00:41.400 week jumping out of your story. 0:00:41.600 --> 0:00:43.360 Good fun time to in Melbourne? 0:00:43.400 --> 0:00:44.199 Isn't it good to get? 0:00:44.280 --> 0:00:47.720 And the weather was beautiful yesterday, lying in the sun 0:00:47.760 --> 0:00:50.760 in my backyard and I thought, God, a bit hot. 0:00:50.520 --> 0:00:51.879 Out here, yes, you know what? 0:00:51.960 --> 0:00:54.240 Until it was cloudy and then the cold came back. 0:00:54.320 --> 0:00:57.920 Clouds didn't come in my suburb. Sunny. 0:00:58.200 --> 0:01:00.920 What's our gut say? Dusty did the suns? 0:01:01.240 --> 0:01:05.720 Yep? Same? Nah, really happened. I don't think he's done 0:01:05.760 --> 0:01:06.360 for good. 0:01:06.200 --> 0:01:10.560 Now up on the gold Coats friends who bumped into 0:01:10.600 --> 0:01:11.200 him on the weekend. 0:01:11.280 --> 0:01:14.080 Really maybe he was just there going to time zone. 0:01:14.480 --> 0:01:19.319 Maybe Ripley's believe it or not? Could you know, have 0:01:19.360 --> 0:01:20.640 you ever been there? He sits in the chair to 0:01:20.680 --> 0:01:21.480 tall man you push, But. 0:01:22.959 --> 0:01:25.080 I think he was there to go on the aqueduct. 0:01:25.480 --> 0:01:28.720 I definitely see Dusty on the aqueduct you know what, 0:01:28.760 --> 0:01:30.840 and they'd be like dusty mountains on here? Do you 0:01:30.880 --> 0:01:32.000 want to drive into the water? 0:01:33.120 --> 0:01:34.200 Do they let people do that? 0:01:34.440 --> 0:01:37.280 No, but it's dusty. He'd probably get to beat the horn. 0:01:37.319 --> 0:01:38.080 You know what the horn is. 0:01:38.000 --> 0:01:38.280 Don't you. 0:01:38.360 --> 0:01:41.280 It'd be a quack it is. Have you been on it? 0:01:41.480 --> 0:01:41.680 No? 0:01:41.680 --> 0:01:44.400 No, no, I I'm surprised you haven't been on it. Growing 0:01:44.440 --> 0:01:45.440 up in Queensland. 0:01:45.160 --> 0:01:47.760 During my young jet skiing days, when they'd have my 0:01:47.840 --> 0:01:50.880 bleached hair backing in the jets ski at. 0:01:50.760 --> 0:01:54.040 The jet you're done. 0:01:54.840 --> 0:01:56.440 I could see you on a jet ski, thank you, 0:01:56.520 --> 0:01:59.360 Not on a what's the other one called water ski? 0:02:00.160 --> 0:02:00.920 Oh? What ski? 0:02:01.400 --> 0:02:04.280 Too much coll strength for the water skiings just like 0:02:04.280 --> 0:02:05.200 a motorbike on the water. 0:02:05.720 --> 0:02:07.240 I'm more of a knee board sort of guy. 0:02:07.760 --> 0:02:09.400 I ever see him at the top of the pyramid 0:02:09.440 --> 0:02:11.240 on the jet on the water skis. 0:02:11.240 --> 0:02:12.760 I could see the stress on their face. 0:02:15.200 --> 0:02:18.079 Speaking of activities, did you play golf yesterday? How was it? 0:02:18.400 --> 0:02:18.680 I went? 0:02:18.800 --> 0:02:20.640 I went through a phase yesterday? Didn't I said I 0:02:20.639 --> 0:02:21.600 was going to go for lunch. 0:02:22.000 --> 0:02:24.400 Did you go for lunch? I said six times to 0:02:24.440 --> 0:02:26.280 go for lunch today? No lunch. 0:02:26.320 --> 0:02:27.200 I didn't go for lunch. 0:02:27.280 --> 0:02:28.000 Did you go to golf? 0:02:31.040 --> 0:02:35.480 I went to golf. You went Brody and I went 0:02:35.520 --> 0:02:35.919 to golf. 0:02:36.000 --> 0:02:36.799 Oh, well done. 0:02:37.720 --> 0:02:38.960 I booked nine holes. 0:02:39.200 --> 0:02:40.600 Yeah, it was a great day for the. 0:02:40.600 --> 0:02:43.040 Brighton Public Course, my fourth time playing golf. 0:02:43.800 --> 0:02:47.120 Did you go because you turned up yesterday dressed like 0:02:47.160 --> 0:02:47.560 a golfer? 0:02:48.280 --> 0:02:51.360 There was a situation, To be honest, I didn't go 0:02:51.400 --> 0:02:55.560 to the situation. Let's just say Brody had an absolute 0:02:55.600 --> 0:02:57.640 field day. If you two, I just kept looking at 0:02:57.680 --> 0:03:00.000 Brady executive producing going with Lauren and Clint were here 0:03:00.080 --> 0:03:02.120 right now, that would be it for me. I'd never 0:03:02.120 --> 0:03:04.840 show my face again. Yeah, we're going to. 0:03:04.760 --> 0:03:07.440 Tell us about it. Embarrass yourself, secondhand embarrassment. 0:03:07.840 --> 0:03:08.800 No, no, no, no. 0:03:09.040 --> 0:03:10.280 I just noticed at the end of the day he 0:03:10.320 --> 0:03:12.600 was filming videos. So you've got videos. 0:03:13.880 --> 0:03:17.440 Did you know where I went yesterday? The Collingwood Children's. 0:03:17.000 --> 0:03:25.840 Fast looked so happy with their eyes shut. 0:03:25.919 --> 0:03:30.440 They were very happy. And Olie, my nephew, was very happy. 0:03:31.280 --> 0:03:32.839 If your birthday, did you get to milk the cow? 0:03:33.800 --> 0:03:35.360 Milking of the cows or the goats? 0:03:36.520 --> 0:03:39.040 Certainly two? I think I think that's safe for the 0:03:39.080 --> 0:03:42.360 bigger kids. Now you can have a Yeah, they'd pull 0:03:42.400 --> 0:03:46.400 it clean off. You know, kids, let go, let go, 0:03:46.760 --> 0:03:47.920 like I asked you to let go. 0:03:48.000 --> 0:03:49.960 You probably said the milk coming out, jump on it. 0:03:51.520 --> 0:03:54.560 Yeah, no you don't want. I don't think babies should 0:03:54.560 --> 0:03:54.880 go near this. 0:03:55.680 --> 0:03:57.040 It was very, very fun. 0:03:57.720 --> 0:03:58.400 It's beautiful. 0:03:58.680 --> 0:04:00.000 Did you get to they give you a little bag 0:04:00.040 --> 0:04:04.040 of feed? No bag of fee? No, no, no, no, 0:04:04.640 --> 0:04:08.040 very hands off, no little bags, no party, very hands on. 0:04:08.640 --> 0:04:13.400 The guinea pigs, Oh yeah, they're like glorified rats, aren't 0:04:13.400 --> 0:04:17.480 they do you have to sit in the circle. Yeah, 0:04:18.320 --> 0:04:20.840 and you don't know what the guinea pig yeld the basket. 0:04:21.400 --> 0:04:26.960 There was a bust full of residents from a nursing home. 0:04:27.920 --> 0:04:30.440 They kept pushing in in front of the kids. Really, 0:04:30.560 --> 0:04:32.240 I thought, you've had your chat. 0:04:32.760 --> 0:04:34.400 We've got less time left on this planet. 0:04:34.440 --> 0:04:36.560 You need any day. 0:04:37.360 --> 0:04:38.080 It's a bit rude. 0:04:38.400 --> 0:04:40.479 Cable tied the little wheels on their. 0:04:40.279 --> 0:04:44.040 Walkers, like right away, respect your elders. 0:04:44.040 --> 0:04:45.200 Plenty of time to do this. 0:04:45.960 --> 0:04:48.160 Guinea pigs, it's a kid's turn. 0:04:49.279 --> 0:04:52.400 And stop eating the little bag of feet for the ducks. 0:04:57.279 --> 0:04:59.120 Thanks to bed shed, we've got five of the bucks 0:04:59.160 --> 0:05:00.920 up and grabs nice and only this morning. We'll tell 0:05:00.920 --> 0:05:04.400 you when to call soon. You are listening to Nober 0:05:04.440 --> 0:05:07.960 one hundred and coming up this morning. Thanks to bed 0:05:08.000 --> 0:05:10.960 Shed's mid season clearance, which is on now, I can 0:05:11.000 --> 0:05:13.800 save up to fifty percent off everything bed Shed. There's 0:05:13.839 --> 0:05:16.440 no one better in the bedroom. When you hear our 0:05:16.480 --> 0:05:17.120 alarm go. 0:05:17.160 --> 0:05:19.800 Off, now can you play it? It's a wake up alarm. 0:05:19.880 --> 0:05:22.159 Have a listen melbourneul. 0:05:23.080 --> 0:05:23.600 There it is. 0:05:23.720 --> 0:05:25.320 That's pretty much my alarm in the morning. 0:05:25.920 --> 0:05:27.480 The wake up along, Oh, is that you're a wake 0:05:27.520 --> 0:05:27.880 up alive. 0:05:27.920 --> 0:05:29.240 That's my So. 0:05:29.320 --> 0:05:33.039 I have a snooze, you deserve it, wake up and 0:05:33.040 --> 0:05:33.880 then get up you're late. 0:05:33.960 --> 0:05:35.520 Yeah, mine has to be more gentle than that. 0:05:35.600 --> 0:05:37.160 You have three sheds. 0:05:37.320 --> 0:05:38.560 I have a snooze, you deserve it. 0:05:38.680 --> 0:05:40.440 And then how many alarms do you florry? 0:05:40.800 --> 0:05:42.240 I have the one that I hit snooze on. And 0:05:42.240 --> 0:05:43.960 this is the problem because if I hit off instead 0:05:44.000 --> 0:05:45.320 of snooze, sometimes I don't get up. 0:05:45.440 --> 0:05:47.360 Oh yeah, I don't get two separate. 0:05:47.400 --> 0:05:49.160 I've got one. 0:05:49.440 --> 0:05:51.720 But mine has to be gentle otherwise Paul's like, what 0:05:51.920 --> 0:05:53.360 is going on? It's the middle of the night where 0:05:53.360 --> 0:05:53.839 mine goes. 0:05:56.040 --> 0:05:56.360 Charmes. 0:05:56.640 --> 0:06:00.080 It's chimes and sometimes I think that I'm having a 0:06:00.160 --> 0:06:02.120 dream and it's like the soundtrack to my dream and 0:06:02.160 --> 0:06:06.320 I'm like, oh, floating away with I don't know Gabrielle 0:06:06.320 --> 0:06:09.680 from Emily in Paris somewhere and the background and I'm. 0:06:09.520 --> 0:06:11.159 Like, oh, no, that's the wake up music. That's just 0:06:11.160 --> 0:06:11.520 a dream. 0:06:12.279 --> 0:06:13.760 Lean's overlooks at the fiance. 0:06:15.760 --> 0:06:17.240 You Paul, and not Gabrielle. 0:06:17.800 --> 0:06:21.279 Hey, guys, happy Gilmore hit the course. 0:06:21.160 --> 0:06:25.039 Yesterday, the golf course you just told us driving. 0:06:26.160 --> 0:06:30.279 Skip the driving round the hips we are can I 0:06:30.360 --> 0:06:31.960 just say, there's a lot of people out there that 0:06:32.000 --> 0:06:33.760 need to get a job on a Wednesday, trying to 0:06:33.760 --> 0:06:36.440 get a slot at the Brighton Public Course, which is 0:06:36.480 --> 0:06:37.800 a pretty rough course. 0:06:37.839 --> 0:06:39.960 Right, Maybe they work mornings like you. 0:06:40.080 --> 0:06:43.040 Well, it turns out I now realize what they do. 0:06:43.400 --> 0:06:45.400 A lot of them are retirees. And the reason I 0:06:45.440 --> 0:06:47.680 know that is because when Brady executive producer, and I 0:06:47.760 --> 0:06:51.560 rocked up for our one pm slot, they said, we're 0:06:51.600 --> 0:06:55.000 putting you with don't yeah what No? 0:06:55.200 --> 0:06:56.880 I hate being paired up with another couple. 0:06:56.960 --> 0:07:01.280 They paired us up with two other blokes always playing. 0:07:01.760 --> 0:07:04.239 It was Cyrel and Steve Martin who was the other blake. 0:07:04.760 --> 0:07:06.120 It looked like Steve Martin. 0:07:06.279 --> 0:07:09.120 Andre to Andre and Syrel with their name. 0:07:10.240 --> 0:07:10.800 Is it really? 0:07:12.520 --> 0:07:13.040 That's great? 0:07:13.040 --> 0:07:16.320 I love that, but it's the pressure in the small 0:07:16.400 --> 0:07:20.040 talk as well. Small talk, well here's the author golfers. Yeah, 0:07:20.040 --> 0:07:24.559 they're there pretty much every day. So did they question question? 0:07:24.760 --> 0:07:26.200 Did they have their own clubs? Oh? 0:07:26.280 --> 0:07:27.640 Yeah, mate, they had their own club? 0:07:27.680 --> 0:07:28.760 What did you do borrow there? 0:07:28.960 --> 0:07:29.040 No? 0:07:29.120 --> 0:07:32.040 I hired some of the shot and they were very 0:07:32.080 --> 0:07:34.760 into etiquette and Jase doesn't have any golf etiquette. 0:07:34.800 --> 0:07:35.840 Well you need to get some golf. 0:07:36.440 --> 0:07:38.200 I've only played four times. So I came out of 0:07:38.200 --> 0:07:40.800 the blocks and I said, look, guys, before we kick 0:07:40.840 --> 0:07:47.320 off this t off, I'm a beginner. So fine was 0:07:47.360 --> 0:07:50.280 their reaction? You know what they were? They're a bit 0:07:50.360 --> 0:07:54.320 quiet at the start, and then they've had a shot. 0:07:54.960 --> 0:07:57.560 So Rel's had a shot, Brady executive producers had a shot, 0:07:57.760 --> 0:07:58.160 and then I. 0:07:58.200 --> 0:08:01.360 Was up, Oh you went last? Yeah? Oh no? 0:08:01.960 --> 0:08:04.040 And the pressure And this is why I don't go 0:08:04.120 --> 0:08:06.960 and do golf because like, you know people and you 0:08:07.080 --> 0:08:09.080 into the sport, make him feel welcome. And I felt 0:08:09.080 --> 0:08:10.760 like I had a grand stand of people behind me 0:08:11.120 --> 0:08:12.320 and I've taken the first show. 0:08:12.360 --> 0:08:15.000 Did you have a golf club? No Ah? See that's 0:08:15.000 --> 0:08:15.320 where you go. 0:08:15.400 --> 0:08:17.160 Have you ever been to a driving range to learn? 0:08:17.400 --> 0:08:19.160 Or are you just free styling it? 0:08:19.240 --> 0:08:21.000 I was raw dog on it straight out. This is 0:08:21.040 --> 0:08:22.200 the first time you played golf ever? 0:08:22.320 --> 0:08:25.480 No, No, fourth, fourth, you've never had a driving range? 0:08:25.520 --> 0:08:27.720 Or yeah I have, but it's only you on the beers. 0:08:28.080 --> 0:08:30.119 Things got off to a bad start when he cracked 0:08:30.160 --> 0:08:32.040 a beer before we actually got to the first hole, 0:08:32.160 --> 0:08:33.360 and they didn't like that. 0:08:33.760 --> 0:08:34.440 Is it not allowed? 0:08:34.480 --> 0:08:37.800 No, they didn't. They didn't like that the rules. 0:08:37.600 --> 0:08:40.199 It's not, but it's just not the done thing. 0:08:40.080 --> 0:08:41.600 When you haven't played golf before. 0:08:42.120 --> 0:08:45.160 I think the rock bottom moment was after we'd all 0:08:45.200 --> 0:08:47.760 teed off it was time to walk down the course. 0:08:49.480 --> 0:08:51.360 You wouldn't have had to have walked too far though 0:08:51.360 --> 0:08:51.960 to get your ball. 0:08:52.280 --> 0:08:53.320 Didn't you have a buggy? 0:08:53.480 --> 0:08:55.000 I hired a buggy. Yes. 0:08:55.320 --> 0:08:58.520 The problem is these guys were twice our age and 0:08:58.520 --> 0:09:02.680 they were walking, so I drove the buggy next to 0:09:02.760 --> 0:09:04.920 them while they're. 0:09:04.720 --> 0:09:08.680 Walking, and that's on them for not having a buggy. 0:09:08.920 --> 0:09:11.640 That's what I should have given them a left. 0:09:12.000 --> 0:09:14.040 They were going quicker than the buggy, to be fair, 0:09:14.480 --> 0:09:15.520 do you want to see my form? 0:09:16.040 --> 0:09:17.400 Oh? My goodness, Brody. 0:09:17.600 --> 0:09:18.080 What do you mean? 0:09:18.160 --> 0:09:21.000 Sea form Brody filmed one of my shots. That's me 0:09:21.080 --> 0:09:21.600 in the rough. 0:09:21.760 --> 0:09:22.360 What are you wearing? 0:09:22.400 --> 0:09:23.800 You're not getting out of that bunker ever? 0:09:23.920 --> 0:09:24.840 Is that what you want to work? 0:09:24.920 --> 0:09:25.559 You're in there for. 0:09:25.559 --> 0:09:27.960 Life, just black shorts and a black teeth press. 0:09:31.080 --> 0:09:32.600 You were more dressed up for golf at work. 0:09:33.040 --> 0:09:35.360 That's a good shot. You you got out of the bunker. 0:09:35.440 --> 0:09:37.800 I got out of the bunker and into the other bunker. 0:09:40.559 --> 0:09:42.040 You hit it from one sand pit. 0:09:42.040 --> 0:09:42.320 To the other. 0:09:42.520 --> 0:09:45.800 I hate sand, Lauren, and I came home with so 0:09:46.000 --> 0:09:46.600 much sand. 0:09:46.960 --> 0:09:48.360 That's a terrible shot. 0:09:48.520 --> 0:09:50.520 Even I know that you took half of the grass 0:09:50.520 --> 0:09:50.880 out with you. 0:09:51.000 --> 0:09:54.079 Did you have a divot container or what? You carry 0:09:54.120 --> 0:09:56.280 some sand around with you to replace the divots? 0:09:56.360 --> 0:09:56.400 No? 0:09:56.520 --> 0:09:58.040 Are you wearing a polo T shirt or a black 0:09:58.040 --> 0:09:58.360 T shirt? 0:09:58.480 --> 0:09:59.160 A black T shirt? 0:09:59.160 --> 0:10:02.160 But you came in a word in golf golf shirt? 0:10:02.480 --> 0:10:02.720 Yeah? 0:10:02.760 --> 0:10:03.400 Yeah, I went home. 0:10:03.520 --> 0:10:04.240 Is there any more shops? 0:10:04.360 --> 0:10:07.520 Did you wear that to play golf? He dressed down 0:10:07.600 --> 0:10:08.120 for golf. 0:10:08.280 --> 0:10:11.600 Yeah, he's the biggest. 0:10:11.600 --> 0:10:12.720 There another one. All day. 0:10:12.760 --> 0:10:15.080 They took me under their wing and they started teaching 0:10:15.120 --> 0:10:16.520 me how to play. But I've got to say my 0:10:16.600 --> 0:10:19.439 game started, I proving I got a what is it, 0:10:19.440 --> 0:10:20.360 it's not a tweet? 0:10:21.760 --> 0:10:22.280 I got a pa. 0:10:22.800 --> 0:10:23.440 Oh that's good. 0:10:23.600 --> 0:10:25.160 Yes, hell. 0:10:26.559 --> 0:10:28.199 On the mini golf course afterwards. 0:10:28.240 --> 0:10:30.120 No, I actually got to throw the ball. 0:10:30.200 --> 0:10:32.040 No, I got a power on the path three. They 0:10:32.080 --> 0:10:33.200 were more shocked than anyone. 0:10:33.320 --> 0:10:36.120 Well done by any added ass wedges. 0:10:36.960 --> 0:10:40.160 Other foot wedge was high rotation. 0:10:39.960 --> 0:10:43.120 There what he meant like wedges with sour cream added 0:10:43.120 --> 0:10:43.520 a sage? 0:10:43.520 --> 0:10:44.760 Would you kick the ball a little bit to go 0:10:44.800 --> 0:10:46.439 to the after. 0:10:46.480 --> 0:10:48.120 No, I had to go and do a school pickup. 0:10:48.480 --> 0:10:52.560 It took so long, but I'm mad well done. 0:10:52.640 --> 0:10:55.000 These guys were awesome. They helped us out big time. 0:10:55.120 --> 0:10:57.280 I was almost They were showing me their like my 0:10:57.400 --> 0:11:00.000 grip and everything, and he almost put his arms around 0:11:00.200 --> 0:11:03.680 you know, like that's romantic. Yeah, that's that's well done. 0:11:04.160 --> 0:11:06.240 Apologize to Cyril because you almost hit him too. 0:11:07.520 --> 0:11:11.240 Did you say, yeah? I did? Yeah? 0:11:11.480 --> 0:11:12.760 I missed him by that much? 0:11:14.280 --> 0:11:21.319 Is it intentional? Maybe you couldn't have got to try? 0:11:21.720 --> 0:11:24.320 No, he could have been running around the target. 0:11:24.440 --> 0:11:25.880 I think back to the dragon range. 0:11:27.760 --> 0:11:28.080 I've got. 0:11:28.440 --> 0:11:30.440 I think I'm going to take up gold. I'm gonna 0:11:30.440 --> 0:11:34.959 go buy some clubs today. 0:11:35.600 --> 0:11:36.960 I'm just so confused. 0:11:37.120 --> 0:11:41.840 The game is so lucky to have you coming up 0:11:41.920 --> 0:11:43.000 later on this morning. 0:11:43.160 --> 0:11:46.600 Your chance to win tickets to our Grand Final breakfast 0:11:47.480 --> 0:11:50.240 for Finals footy at Melbourne's best rooftop. You can book 0:11:50.240 --> 0:11:52.439 at brumanity dot com dot are you. That's going to 0:11:52.520 --> 0:11:54.080 be a cracking morning. 0:11:54.200 --> 0:11:56.280 It is going to be so much fun. 0:11:56.320 --> 0:11:58.839 I'm excited neat seeing the crew are going to have 0:11:58.920 --> 0:11:59.439 us down there. 0:12:00.000 --> 0:12:04.640 It's his pub because the brute manity goes to. 0:12:05.240 --> 0:12:07.160 Yeah, prefers social enterprise. 0:12:07.320 --> 0:12:08.400 It's brewery as well. 0:12:08.440 --> 0:12:11.319 What's that just he prefers neatsy. That's right. 0:12:11.400 --> 0:12:14.000 Dave and Dave and Ice and netball team together. Sorry 0:12:14.960 --> 0:12:15.960 and Clint, thank you. 0:12:16.080 --> 0:12:16.280 Dave. 0:12:16.559 --> 0:12:18.560 He was our goal shooter until he got vertigo. 0:12:19.200 --> 0:12:22.480 He did too big unit for goal shooter. Yeah, we 0:12:22.480 --> 0:12:23.480 were very successful. 0:12:23.640 --> 0:12:24.520 The wags were called. 0:12:24.640 --> 0:12:26.480 We went back to back to back. Question. 0:12:26.960 --> 0:12:29.520 Hello, he's got vertigo and he couldn't shoot anymore because 0:12:29.520 --> 0:12:30.240 he's got the wobbles. 0:12:31.040 --> 0:12:33.400 Will Dave move around the court a lot? 0:12:33.960 --> 0:12:37.360 He say, stay in the circles. 0:12:37.600 --> 0:12:38.959 It's a big unit to be going up and down 0:12:39.000 --> 0:12:39.320 the court. 0:12:39.440 --> 0:12:39.640 Yeah. 0:12:39.760 --> 0:12:41.560 We had him and Beck Judd in goal attack. 0:12:42.559 --> 0:12:44.079 Becker, bloody, your eyes. 0:12:44.800 --> 0:12:46.800 Yeah, be could be good. 0:12:47.240 --> 0:12:48.920 You'd be patting her down for a ship before the 0:12:48.920 --> 0:12:49.440 game's done. 0:12:50.280 --> 0:12:53.480 Play center. But then one day, of course she did. 0:12:54.200 --> 0:12:56.400 Gary kabbab Butt came in and took my spot for 0:12:56.440 --> 0:12:58.679 a game, oh my ex boyfriend, and he lined up. 0:12:59.120 --> 0:13:01.200 He went to take the all in center and the 0:13:01.240 --> 0:13:03.680 opponent just looked at him and said, are you serious. 0:13:04.160 --> 0:13:06.400 They weren't happy because I think Chris judd Field in 0:13:06.440 --> 0:13:07.000 that day. 0:13:06.840 --> 0:13:09.280 Too well, the boys rattles. There was no bounce. 0:13:09.360 --> 0:13:12.200 We had Gary and Chris playing it. Every was like, 0:13:12.400 --> 0:13:14.559 are these guys registered? You've got to play eight games 0:13:14.559 --> 0:13:16.040 in the stasion to me out, I'm We're like, oh, 0:13:16.080 --> 0:13:20.640 please chill out. It's fun, it's social Monday night needs. 0:13:20.480 --> 0:13:24.640 He's walking into a wall that we had back. 0:13:25.440 --> 0:13:29.240 So look your chance to come along and join us 0:13:29.240 --> 0:13:31.640 for our grand final breakfast. The Cup's going to be there. 0:13:31.640 --> 0:13:33.800 You can get a photo for the gram. How much 0:13:33.800 --> 0:13:34.600 of special. 0:13:34.240 --> 0:13:38.720 Gift ambassadories Josh Kennedy from the Eagles. 0:13:38.360 --> 0:13:40.760 Not the Josh Kennedy that was the Cup ambassador. 0:13:40.360 --> 0:13:43.160 From the Sydney version. This is the West Coast version. 0:13:43.720 --> 0:13:45.520 A couple of Josh Kennedy's Can you. 0:13:45.520 --> 0:13:48.680 Use my same questions from last year. I Josh, what's 0:13:48.679 --> 0:13:49.640 it like holding the cup? 0:13:50.440 --> 0:13:50.760 All right? 0:13:50.800 --> 0:13:53.160 Your chance to win tickets? After seven this morning. 0:13:53.400 --> 0:13:57.080 Christian Petrka, our friend of the show, Norm Smith medallist 0:13:57.120 --> 0:14:00.320 has been very very quiet. He's been laying low since 0:14:00.320 --> 0:14:05.400 that controversy. Controversy occurred in regards to his future, but 0:14:05.600 --> 0:14:11.120 he has finally broken his silence, engaging with the Melbourne 0:14:11.120 --> 0:14:15.600 Footy club fans about his future more immediately, his plans 0:14:15.880 --> 0:14:17.240 in the next few weeks. He's going to head off 0:14:17.280 --> 0:14:21.040 to Europe on holidays, on holidays, in fact, I think 0:14:21.080 --> 0:14:24.680 he's already already there. He talks about how it's burning, 0:14:24.720 --> 0:14:27.560 the fact that Melbourne missed the finals and how much 0:14:27.600 --> 0:14:29.440 work they have to put in between now and next 0:14:29.560 --> 0:14:32.520 year to get back to the top. But something raised 0:14:32.520 --> 0:14:35.479 eyebrows he spoke on the club website. 0:14:35.640 --> 0:14:37.840 Oh like a video to a club video. 0:14:38.240 --> 0:14:40.720 Yeah, something raised a few eyebrows, and that is the 0:14:40.760 --> 0:14:43.560 fact that he is going to be missing Melbourne's best 0:14:43.600 --> 0:14:44.240 and fairest. 0:14:45.320 --> 0:14:47.840 With the video, was he like holding Today's paper and 0:14:47.880 --> 0:14:49.640 Max Gorne standing above him? 0:14:49.960 --> 0:14:52.480 Was it like one of those Actually he looked pretty happy. 0:14:52.600 --> 0:14:54.840 He was you know, he had a smile on his face. 0:14:54.880 --> 0:14:56.240 He was wearing the club polo. 0:14:57.560 --> 0:14:59.720 That's fine, isn't it missing the best? 0:14:59.720 --> 0:15:02.080 And yeah it's not a great look. 0:15:02.160 --> 0:15:05.360 But if he's on holidays eating you know, spahetty and 0:15:05.440 --> 0:15:07.280 drinking rose, But isn't he at a training camp to 0:15:07.280 --> 0:15:09.360 try and get better to come back for next year. 0:15:09.440 --> 0:15:11.600 Isn't that the point? Well, that's the point he makes. 0:15:11.760 --> 0:15:14.640 But I guess the best and fairest is one of 0:15:14.720 --> 0:15:18.040 these things. It's I don't know if you could say sacred, 0:15:18.080 --> 0:15:22.600 but it's sort of expected that every player attends, right, 0:15:22.840 --> 0:15:25.760 It's one of these non negotiables. I don't have an 0:15:25.760 --> 0:15:29.120 issue with it. Anyway. Let's get Christian to do the 0:15:29.200 --> 0:15:30.840 talking off the. 0:15:30.800 --> 0:15:32.960 Red Bull camp, which would be awesome in off season 0:15:33.000 --> 0:15:35.200 and trying to switch off and train there, which will 0:15:35.200 --> 0:15:37.880 be which will be so valuable for me to get 0:15:37.880 --> 0:15:40.120 back to. I guess day one a preseason knowing I 0:15:40.120 --> 0:15:42.120 can compete with the players straight up. Yeah, it was 0:15:42.240 --> 0:15:45.240 important both of myself but also from a team point 0:15:45.280 --> 0:15:47.880 of view. I obviously was in quarantine for a little 0:15:47.880 --> 0:15:49.840 bit and I had to spend some time away to 0:15:49.840 --> 0:15:52.680 focus on myself, you know, because mentally I was really 0:15:52.720 --> 0:15:54.440 struggling with the injury. But you know, to be around 0:15:54.440 --> 0:15:56.160 the boys and the connections that I have with them 0:15:56.160 --> 0:15:57.800 and the friendships that I have is just amazing. 0:15:57.840 --> 0:15:59.040 And you know, some of. 0:15:58.960 --> 0:16:01.600 Them are my lifelong friends. And I've always loved, loved 0:16:01.600 --> 0:16:03.520 that about the footy club. Is the relationship that I 0:16:03.520 --> 0:16:04.200 have with the boys. 0:16:05.760 --> 0:16:09.240 Yeah, I mean, look, I get the sacred nature of 0:16:09.240 --> 0:16:11.640 a Weston Ferris, but also he hasn't been able to 0:16:11.680 --> 0:16:13.480 do anything in training. If he's just in a position 0:16:13.560 --> 0:16:16.320 now where he can train when everyone else is partying 0:16:16.720 --> 0:16:18.360 and doing whatever, and he can, I. 0:16:18.280 --> 0:16:18.840 Guess the point. 0:16:19.000 --> 0:16:20.760 I guess the point, So we won't be there because 0:16:20.760 --> 0:16:22.360 he loves being around the club. 0:16:22.480 --> 0:16:24.320 And I guess the point people are making right now 0:16:24.360 --> 0:16:26.720 is that the Red Bull camp is open all year. 0:16:27.120 --> 0:16:29.800 Oh, it's not set dates. It's not like school camp. 0:16:29.960 --> 0:16:31.680