WEBVTT - Adelaide's Most Poorly Timed Injuries 🤕 0:00:00.560 --> 0:00:04.760 Quick every day Adelaide. 0:00:07.360 --> 0:00:09.920 Hie, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the podcast, and welcome 0:00:09.960 --> 0:00:13.080 to you. Callum Mills if you're listening. Yeah, you've got 0:00:13.119 --> 0:00:13.960 a sore shoulder? 0:00:14.040 --> 0:00:16.120 Do you reckon? He woke up Tuesday morning and went 0:00:16.200 --> 0:00:19.639 what did I do? And how has it cost me 0:00:19.840 --> 0:00:21.480 my AFL season next year? 0:00:22.120 --> 0:00:26.520 Jez shoulders last night, Oh my god, my. 0:00:26.400 --> 0:00:29.200 Gosh, I was wrestling a team mate. 0:00:29.960 --> 0:00:30.760 Swan Skipper. 0:00:31.320 --> 0:00:33.680 Probably you're on sidelines for at least a year after 0:00:33.680 --> 0:00:36.400 you completely wrecked his rotator cup and put the call 0:00:36.400 --> 0:00:41.120 out there untimely injuries or inappropriate injuries, and boy, oh boy, 0:00:41.280 --> 0:00:42.360 the good folks of Adelaide. 0:00:42.360 --> 0:00:43.080 I've got some stories. 0:00:43.200 --> 0:00:47.480 And why is John Longmire calling me on my phone? 0:00:49.159 --> 0:00:52.600 Hey yours, let's go to die from Woodcroft? What was 0:00:52.640 --> 0:00:53.120 your injury? 0:00:53.159 --> 0:00:53.360 Die? 0:00:53.760 --> 0:00:58.640 Love your show, guys? I did my humorous wasn't very funny? 0:00:59.240 --> 0:00:59.880 Good stuff? 0:01:00.120 --> 0:01:01.120 Did you do? Die? 0:01:02.320 --> 0:01:05.080 I tripped over my handbag in the bedroom, hit my 0:01:05.160 --> 0:01:07.400 head on the bed going get out of the way, 0:01:07.920 --> 0:01:09.160 and hit the floor. 0:01:09.280 --> 0:01:11.360 Oh wow, I. 0:01:11.000 --> 0:01:13.560 Thought I badged my head and it was bleeding when 0:01:13.600 --> 0:01:16.720 I came to, And it wasn't the head, it was 0:01:16.760 --> 0:01:17.720 the I couldn't move. 0:01:17.840 --> 0:01:20.000 I had to crawl to the bathroom and low bun. 0:01:20.360 --> 0:01:23.399 Oh my gosh, crazy stuff. We've actually got audio when 0:01:23.440 --> 0:01:24.640 the incident actually happened. 0:01:28.600 --> 0:01:31.000 That's pretty much what it was like. 0:01:32.560 --> 0:01:33.120 Recovery. 0:01:33.160 --> 0:01:34.280 I thought recovery. 0:01:34.280 --> 0:01:35.400 I thought it would be three months. 0:01:35.400 --> 0:01:35.920 It was six. 0:01:36.240 --> 0:01:37.840 So here would rehat. 0:01:39.480 --> 0:01:40.400 Up and running still. 0:01:40.520 --> 0:01:42.120 So that's okay, okay. 0:01:42.959 --> 0:01:45.760 Dear Elyssa from Aberfoyle Park, your ill timed injury? 0:01:45.760 --> 0:01:46.280 What happened? 0:01:47.240 --> 0:01:51.080 I cover stress structure in my foot three O miss 0:01:51.120 --> 0:01:53.480 the last three weeks of the soccer season, and I'm 0:01:53.480 --> 0:01:55.559 also getting married in a month, so it's really good timing. 0:01:55.840 --> 0:01:59.320 Wow, we know, will you be okay on the wedding 0:01:59.400 --> 0:02:01.160 day or will you have to be on crutches or 0:02:01.200 --> 0:02:02.960 a moon boot or I've. 0:02:02.840 --> 0:02:04.520 Currently got a moon boot, but it should be off 0:02:04.800 --> 0:02:05.720 just before I'm hoping. 0:02:06.400 --> 0:02:07.520 Okay. 0:02:07.200 --> 0:02:09.320 Yeah, but then even Ulyssa, if you've got a bit 0:02:09.320 --> 0:02:10.600 of a limp, it just looks like you've got a 0:02:10.600 --> 0:02:12.320 whole heap of swagger when you going down. 0:02:12.200 --> 0:02:14.799 The aisle down. 0:02:16.440 --> 0:02:18.720 All the best for the wedding of Lissa Kelly from Home, 0:02:18.880 --> 0:02:20.880 Good morning. What was your ill timed injury? 0:02:22.120 --> 0:02:24.960 I was in a pair of had a pair of 0:02:24.960 --> 0:02:27.720 bug boots on climbing up a retaining wall after a 0:02:27.760 --> 0:02:32.320 couple of stamps, yes, sticking nosing over the back fence 0:02:32.360 --> 0:02:36.120 with a new house being built step down off the 0:02:36.160 --> 0:02:39.760 retaining wall, my ug boot slipped, broke my footle th 0:02:39.800 --> 0:02:42.320 replaces and was off work for six months. 0:02:42.360 --> 0:02:44.600 Oh gosh, god, what. 0:02:44.639 --> 0:02:45.280 Was the house like that? 0:02:47.680 --> 0:02:50.360 Yeah, it looked pretty good, but yes, wished I hadn't 0:02:50.360 --> 0:02:50.800 have done it. 0:02:50.919 --> 0:02:52.800 Oh no, thank you. 0:02:53.120 --> 0:02:55.280 There's definitely a lesson to be learning all that. I 0:02:55.320 --> 0:02:56.040 have no idea. 0:02:56.040 --> 0:02:58.040 What sbeak? 0:02:58.120 --> 0:03:00.480 Michael from Uncle Barringer your real time an injury? 0:03:00.480 --> 0:03:01.000 What happened? 0:03:01.880 --> 0:03:05.080 Hey, guys, how are you going? I decided to go 0:03:05.120 --> 0:03:08.320 back and play soccer after not playing for about ten years, 0:03:08.360 --> 0:03:11.720 and the first season back I tore my acl Yeah. 0:03:12.120 --> 0:03:13.600 I was like, I'm not gonna let this defeat me. 0:03:13.639 --> 0:03:16.640 I'll do the rehab, do everything right. And took eighteen 0:03:16.680 --> 0:03:19.760 months to get right. Went back to play first game, 0:03:19.800 --> 0:03:22.000 first game of the year, I got kicked in the 0:03:22.040 --> 0:03:24.880 head in the water, in the eye and got twenty 0:03:24.880 --> 0:03:26.920 five stitches from my eye up to my scalpe. 0:03:27.680 --> 0:03:32.120 Wow, it is good. And guess what Michael you'll come 0:03:32.160 --> 0:03:33.239 back for some more as well. 0:03:36.920 --> 0:03:38.160 Good on you, Michael, thank you. 0:03:38.440 --> 0:03:38.880 That's good. 0:03:38.960 --> 0:03:39.240 All right. 0:03:39.240 --> 0:03:40.800 We've got some thirty six tickets to give away. How 0:03:40.800 --> 0:03:41.160 do you like? 0:03:41.320 --> 0:03:45.200 Oh? I kind of liked all of them, but Kelly 0:03:45.240 --> 0:03:48.200 from Home who climbed it retaining all in her earth boots. Yeah, 0:03:48.560 --> 0:03:50.320 that key just to be a sticky fee. 0:03:50.440 --> 0:03:52.320 Well done. You've got some tickets for the Adelaide thirty 0:03:52.360 --> 0:03:52.800 six is. 0:03:53.760 --> 0:03:55.840 Oh, that's awesome, Thank you very much. 0:03:55.960 --> 0:03:56.600 That's great. 0:03:57.000 --> 0:04:00.360 Enjoy thanks cal all right Miss new Looks thirty six 0:04:00.480 --> 0:04:02.000 is this Sunday the season open as they take on 0:04:02.040 --> 0:04:04.600 Melbourne Unit at the Entertainment Center. It's the hottest ticket 0:04:04.600 --> 0:04:07.880 in town. Tickets from ticket Tech. There's definitely some sort 0:04:07.920 --> 0:04:09.800 of lesson to be learned out of all of this. 0:04:14.000 --> 0:04:16.159 You're only what if away from a holiday? With what 0:04:16.200 --> 0:04:16.800 if dot com? 0:04:16.920 --> 0:04:19.640 You could go to the dentist or the kids' sports. 0:04:19.680 --> 0:04:23.280 But what if it was a weekend on the coast instead. 0:04:23.000 --> 0:04:25.760 Book hotels, holiday rentals, apartments and more. 0:04:25.880 --> 0:04:29.320 What if it's Ozzie for travel East where you're waking 0:04:29.400 --> 0:04:37.520 up to Adelaide news news Today, snooze news, all right. 0:04:37.400 --> 0:04:40.000 Post news as I'm going to kick us off. It's 0:04:40.040 --> 0:04:41.919 a story that I think everyone's happy to see the 0:04:41.960 --> 0:04:44.680 back of. Justinto Allen has been sworn in as the 0:04:44.680 --> 0:04:46.400 forty ninth premiere for Victoria. 0:04:47.000 --> 0:04:48.920 There were celebrations. 0:04:48.160 --> 0:04:51.560 Across the state last night as Dan Andrews obviously resigned 0:04:51.680 --> 0:04:54.279 and was out of politics from five o'clock and people 0:04:54.320 --> 0:04:58.440 were parting it up. There were standstills across traffic in 0:04:58.480 --> 0:05:00.520 the city. Everyone went to sort of state Parliament and 0:05:00.520 --> 0:05:02.719 there were big big you know, because of everyone's still 0:05:02.760 --> 0:05:06.320 pretty hurt and triggered, but triggered obviously with lockdowns and 0:05:06.360 --> 0:05:08.920 what happened there. So yeah, big parties and she's stepped 0:05:08.920 --> 0:05:11.919 in the biggest news though. Ben Carroll actually tried to 0:05:11.960 --> 0:05:14.599 battle her for the position, but he's now going to 0:05:14.600 --> 0:05:15.799 be her deputy premier. 0:05:16.360 --> 0:05:19.560 Wow. So I mean, can you imagine how awkward that 0:05:19.600 --> 0:05:22.480 would be when you've got your deputy who tried to 0:05:22.520 --> 0:05:25.560 get the top job and failed and pulled out of 0:05:25.560 --> 0:05:27.120 the race, and now you have to work together. 0:05:27.160 --> 0:05:28.920 It's kind of like what's happened with you and Hazy. 0:05:28.960 --> 0:05:31.240 I know, he tried to get his name first. 0:05:31.040 --> 0:05:34.560 Yes on the show and failed, and now he's second 0:05:34.560 --> 0:05:35.680 fiddle once again. 0:05:36.000 --> 0:05:36.279 Yeah. 0:05:36.360 --> 0:05:38.680 I mean it was Cane Corn's before that and now 0:05:38.680 --> 0:05:38.960 it's me. 0:05:40.000 --> 0:05:41.919 There's some suggestions as well that Jody was going to 0:05:41.960 --> 0:05:44.240 rehash her weekend show, which was called The. 0:05:49.080 --> 0:05:52.279 Quarter Stayed on Richmond without a Move's there? 0:05:52.360 --> 0:05:54.600 Isn't it always back to sport with you, isn't it? 0:05:54.680 --> 0:05:56.760 Yeah? Again, I'm not Cane Corns. 0:05:58.640 --> 0:06:06.600 Gosh, I wish you were, though. By the way, I know. 0:06:06.080 --> 0:06:07.240 He loves Jody's Diary. 0:06:07.240 --> 0:06:10.520 On a Friday, every great edition of Jody's. 0:06:10.200 --> 0:06:12.400 Diary, I saw him you and I walk past and 0:06:12.440 --> 0:06:14.479 I said, you the diary. He gave me the big dogs. 0:06:15.760 --> 0:06:17.880 I love Kine. Maybe I want to work with Kane. 0:06:18.080 --> 0:06:18.400 Maybe. 0:06:18.520 --> 0:06:21.960 All right, back to Dan Andrews and some live audio 0:06:22.000 --> 0:06:26.320 of Dan Andrews's house, and that's what must be done. 0:06:27.040 --> 0:06:30.480 Five pm yesterday he would have cracked a COLDI straight away. 0:06:30.480 --> 0:06:31.320 You would have thought. 0:06:32.600 --> 0:06:35.600 She's shoving away on some darts because we know now 0:06:35.680 --> 0:06:38.640 is he gets stuck in the cigarettes that emerged? 0:06:39.040 --> 0:06:41.880 Yeah, not even the vapes, He's on the actual darts. 0:06:42.120 --> 0:06:43.640 Yeah, unbelievable stuff. 0:06:43.720 --> 0:06:50.000 All right, So a video has emerged of this guy 0:06:50.360 --> 0:06:54.000 ons and Adelaide. Let's call it that she is a website, 0:06:54.040 --> 0:06:55.760 and I just have to say they break a lot 0:06:55.760 --> 0:06:58.080 of news stories because people just seem to feed all 0:06:58.080 --> 0:07:01.240 their videos to them, so good on them. That My 0:07:01.440 --> 0:07:05.800 concern here is he's jumping from the top of like 0:07:06.000 --> 0:07:10.920 the balcony of the adjoining shopping precinct onto the top 0:07:10.960 --> 0:07:14.080 of the malls balls, which is a good sort of 0:07:14.160 --> 0:07:18.000 five six meter jump. However, by posting it, do we 0:07:18.120 --> 0:07:21.160 encourage people to try the same thing, because if. 0:07:21.040 --> 0:07:24.440 You go down, that's a hefty, hefty drop. 0:07:24.880 --> 0:07:26.800 I smell a radio stunned. 0:07:27.560 --> 0:07:29.800 No, Well, there was a guy who was tagged in 0:07:29.840 --> 0:07:30.680 that video. 0:07:34.920 --> 0:07:36.520 Where you getting on the beers. It would take you 0:07:36.600 --> 0:07:39.400 four beers and you're right. You'd be like, I'm doing it. 0:07:39.880 --> 0:07:40.800 No one can stop me. 0:07:40.880 --> 0:07:42.520 They he'd only have one beer, andy do it. 0:07:42.560 --> 0:07:44.400 But there was a guy tagged in that video and 0:07:44.440 --> 0:07:46.520 when you click on his name, he's got like fifty 0:07:46.600 --> 0:07:47.560 thousand followers. 0:07:47.840 --> 0:07:49.240 I've never heard of him and I don't know who 0:07:49.240 --> 0:07:49.640 he is. 0:07:49.720 --> 0:07:52.960 But that's concerning when like that the video and how 0:07:52.960 --> 0:07:54.120 many people it's going to reach. 0:07:54.440 --> 0:07:58.160 Yeah, and also the sheer volume of people standing around 0:07:58.320 --> 0:08:00.480 filming it. So it just feel like it was a 0:08:00.480 --> 0:08:01.880 bit preparent Land but. 0:08:02.160 --> 0:08:04.920 You know, wow, okay, interesting. 0:08:04.680 --> 0:08:07.120 Another guy making some sort of weird gesture. You know 0:08:07.240 --> 0:08:07.679 as well? 0:08:07.720 --> 0:08:08.520 What's the gesture? 0:08:08.600 --> 0:08:14.239 Oh, you can probably work it out. It's balls related. 0:08:14.320 --> 0:08:17.640 Let's just say I didn't understand. I'll speak to you 0:08:17.640 --> 0:08:18.000 in the break. 0:08:18.120 --> 0:08:18.440 Okay. 0:08:18.840 --> 0:08:21.320 I wrap this up with the ongoing news that is 0:08:21.400 --> 0:08:26.080 the Sydney Swan skipper Callum Mills. Yes, goodness, Oh my gosh, 0:08:26.480 --> 0:08:29.160 I'm going to say something outrageous like boys will be boys. 0:08:30.560 --> 0:08:31.280 No, no, no, no, no no. 0:08:31.920 --> 0:08:34.920 So he through the Mad Monday celebrations, had a few 0:08:34.960 --> 0:08:37.440 too many drinks, or maybe he didn't wrestling with a teammate. 0:08:38.040 --> 0:08:38.360 Bang. 0:08:38.480 --> 0:08:40.440 So when we first found out this information, it was 0:08:40.720 --> 0:08:43.120 he's hurt his shoulder and he might miss a bit 0:08:43.160 --> 0:08:45.560 of the pre season. Yeap since emerged that he has 0:08:45.600 --> 0:08:47.959 absolutely destroyed his rotator cuff and he could be out 0:08:47.960 --> 0:08:48.760 for nine to twelve months. 0:08:48.800 --> 0:08:50.560 He could miss the entire season next year. 0:08:50.679 --> 0:08:54.120 So the captain of your football club, what was he doing? Wrestling? 0:08:54.480 --> 0:08:56.480 Just wrestling, having on payful wrestle. 0:08:57.520 --> 0:09:01.240 On Mad Monday and now he's for an entire season. 0:09:01.360 --> 0:09:01.960 Unbelievable. 0:09:01.960 --> 0:09:03.040 How much would he be paid? 0:09:04.000 --> 0:09:04.720 Count Mills? 0:09:05.040 --> 0:09:07.200 He signed a big old deal not too long ago 0:09:07.240 --> 0:09:09.040 as well. Like he's he'd be one of their better 0:09:09.040 --> 0:09:11.439 played players. And he's an absolute star too by the way, 0:09:11.440 --> 0:09:13.480 he's an All Australian and the skipper of the club for 0:09:13.520 --> 0:09:16.800 a good reason. But yeah, as they say so many 0:09:16.800 --> 0:09:19.240 times in professional sport, when it goes wrong, not a 0:09:19.240 --> 0:09:19.760 good look. 0:09:20.000 --> 0:09:23.160 No, we can probably drill down on this a little 0:09:23.200 --> 0:09:24.440 bit more later in the show. 0:09:24.440 --> 0:09:26.120 I would have thought, because I reckon. 0:09:25.960 --> 0:09:28.560 There would have been some shenanigans back in the day 0:09:28.840 --> 0:09:31.360 with some Mad Monday celebrations. 0:09:30.679 --> 0:09:33.480 On you currently held together by sticky taps due to 0:09:33.480 --> 0:09:36.120 a warm correlated. 0:09:35.520 --> 0:09:38.000 Interesting, why do boys have to be so silly on that? 0:09:40.920 --> 0:09:41.240 Boys? 0:09:41.920 --> 0:09:45.640 Credit to the boys? Why are you so stupid on 0:09:45.800 --> 0:09:48.120 Mad Monday? It's a valid question from Abby. 0:09:48.280 --> 0:09:48.679 I don't know. 0:09:49.200 --> 0:09:51.840 I have seen some things working in hospitality and all 0:09:51.840 --> 0:09:54.800 the Mad Monday teams, all the sorry football trips used 0:09:54.800 --> 0:09:55.360 to come in. 0:09:55.679 --> 0:09:57.920 My goodness, I still. 0:09:57.640 --> 0:10:01.959 Have I do have video of a certain Adelaide Crows 0:10:02.040 --> 0:10:05.400 player who shall remain nameless, dropping his pants at the 0:10:05.440 --> 0:10:08.439 Elmer really in front of all the TV cameras. 0:10:08.720 --> 0:10:11.640 Wow, we did he go to a No? 0:10:11.640 --> 0:10:14.839 No, it definitely did not. It was not suitable for 0:10:15.080 --> 0:10:16.640 on air, right, could have. 0:10:16.640 --> 0:10:17.760 Just pixelated it out? 0:10:17.960 --> 0:10:21.679 Yeah, yeah, for this particular. 0:10:21.280 --> 0:10:24.040 I don't think it would have been many pixels required 0:10:24.320 --> 0:10:28.480 in this particular, just. 0:10:28.440 --> 0:10:30.360 A mild blurring would have done the job. 0:10:30.440 --> 0:10:33.000 Okay, let's go to the traffic and in that particular space, 0:10:33.040 --> 0:10:34.280 you can tell me exactly what it was. 0:10:36.559 --> 0:10:42.720 The six fifteen machine. Could wow, have a look at 0:10:42.760 --> 0:10:43.559 the vending machine. 0:10:43.960 --> 0:10:49.880 My goodness, beautiful little creature. Unbelievable jam jam packed full 0:10:49.960 --> 0:10:50.719 of prizes. 0:10:50.800 --> 0:10:52.600 Picks up part Valor Adelaide five. 0:10:52.520 --> 0:10:56.080 Hundred after Race concert series tickets, Adelaie thirty six of 0:10:56.120 --> 0:10:58.840 tickets for this Sunday Earthplace Studios. I just I could 0:10:58.880 --> 0:11:01.079 go on and on, but I'm not going to him. 0:11:01.120 --> 0:11:03.880 So let's explain how this works. Please. We're going to 0:11:03.880 --> 0:11:05.880 take a caller in a moment. We have three questions. 0:11:05.920 --> 0:11:08.360 If you get the third one right, then you get 0:11:08.360 --> 0:11:09.559 a crack at the vending machine. 0:11:09.679 --> 0:11:11.960 Good prizes like you mentioned. But boy, oh boy, you 0:11:11.960 --> 0:11:14.680 need to avoid the chips. Oh, please avoid the chips. 0:11:14.920 --> 0:11:18.400 So we've got Smith's Salt and Vinegar original and chicken. 0:11:18.520 --> 0:11:21.520 If you get the chips, though, sometimes that's a win, 0:11:21.840 --> 0:11:23.160 but not on this occasion. 0:11:24.000 --> 0:11:27.600 All right, let's go to Grenneth and let's go to Sam. Hello, Sam, 0:11:28.280 --> 0:11:29.080 good morning, gud. 0:11:29.360 --> 0:11:30.080 How are you Sam? 0:11:30.720 --> 0:11:31.160 I'm good? 0:11:31.160 --> 0:11:31.520 Thank you? 0:11:31.559 --> 0:11:35.040 How are you good? Good? Are you feeling confident? Oh? 0:11:35.080 --> 0:11:35.440 I hope? 0:11:35.480 --> 0:11:37.839 So I'd like to win something good for my husband. 0:11:37.840 --> 0:11:44.000 It's his birthday today. Does he like chips? Like avelo better? 0:11:44.040 --> 0:11:46.040 But he does like chips? All right, Well, let's see 0:11:46.040 --> 0:11:47.560 how we go. You just have to get the third 0:11:47.760 --> 0:11:49.920 question right to have a crack at the vending machine. 0:11:49.960 --> 0:11:53.040 So the first question is born out of something stupid. 0:11:53.080 --> 0:11:56.480 Andrew Hay said a little earlier in the week and 0:11:56.600 --> 0:11:58.600 we were talking about birthday, pay day, and he said, 0:11:58.640 --> 0:12:01.800 how many months in the year ending? Why? So I'm 0:12:01.800 --> 0:12:03.680 going to ask you the proper question, how many days 0:12:03.679 --> 0:12:08.080 of the week ending? Why? Seven? There we go straight 0:12:08.120 --> 0:12:09.559 into it, pretty straightforward, isn't. 0:12:09.400 --> 0:12:10.760 It thinking time for you? Sam? 0:12:11.360 --> 0:12:15.000 You are smarter than I think. We can establish nice 0:12:15.000 --> 0:12:15.360 and early. 0:12:15.400 --> 0:12:18.720 All right, question number two for you, Sam, who sings 0:12:18.800 --> 0:12:19.280 this song? 0:12:20.480 --> 0:12:22.760 I said, what they said I bad? 0:12:23.040 --> 0:12:23.760 Be famous? 0:12:23.800 --> 0:12:24.120 Sister? 0:12:24.640 --> 0:12:26.680 Can let you get to my head? 0:12:27.080 --> 0:12:27.560 They don't? 0:12:27.640 --> 0:12:29.160 Can have pete to tell where. 0:12:31.000 --> 0:12:37.880 They said to be famous? 0:12:37.280 --> 0:12:43.520 There is this something some an artist ending in cash 0:12:43.600 --> 0:12:44.320 that you can think of. 0:12:46.200 --> 0:12:51.280 Oh my gosh, well done, because you could. You could 0:12:51.280 --> 0:12:52.840 have held on for another three seconds out I reckon 0:12:52.920 --> 0:12:53.680 Jody would have given you? 0:12:54.240 --> 0:12:54.400 Is it? 0:12:54.559 --> 0:12:57.080 Doser cat? 0:12:58.640 --> 0:13:01.560 All right? So this is for your go at the 0:13:01.559 --> 0:13:04.280 six fifteen vending machine. What was the name of the 0:13:04.360 --> 0:13:07.440 Robin Williams film where he dresses up as an elderly 0:13:07.600 --> 0:13:12.640 British nanny who out fire. 0:13:16.000 --> 0:13:16.840 Yeah, what I'm saying? 0:13:16.880 --> 0:13:19.880 All right, Sam, huge result. Come back from the depths. There, 0:13:20.600 --> 0:13:23.240 I have a crack at the vending machine. We need 0:13:23.320 --> 0:13:27.599 you to choose a letter between A and C O 0:13:27.800 --> 0:13:34.199 N C A A okay, now, a number between two 0:13:34.280 --> 0:13:40.240 and six four four okay, A four like the piece 0:13:40.280 --> 0:13:40.680 of paper. 0:13:41.360 --> 0:13:43.920 Yes, A hold done? 0:13:44.400 --> 0:13:45.240 All right, here it comes. 0:13:46.160 --> 0:13:49.240 Did she tell me I think would do something really special? 0:13:49.280 --> 0:13:49.439 Off? 0:13:53.640 --> 0:13:57.040 Rip the front off the vending machine? What's going on? 0:13:57.160 --> 0:13:58.000 Don't tell me to cheat up? 0:13:58.120 --> 0:14:01.360 All right? Sam? Your husband's that he wanted Veilo five 0:14:01.440 --> 0:14:02.400 hundred tickets. 0:14:02.920 --> 0:14:04.640 Yeah, oh, here we go, Here we go. 0:14:06.360 --> 0:14:08.120 He's got salt and vinegar flavored chips. 0:14:11.440 --> 0:14:18.040 Oh no, that's actually your favorite flavor. So you're away. 0:14:18.240 --> 0:14:18.920 You're a winner. 0:14:22.160 --> 0:14:25.400 Thanks ah, same, Thanks so much for playing along. 0:14:26.080 --> 0:14:28.280 No worry, there you go. 0:14:28.480 --> 0:14:30.840 The only fair I didn't rescue her from the depths. 0:14:31.480 --> 0:14:33.720 That is very, very very true. And also we would 0:14:33.800 --> 0:14:34.400 use the chips. 0:14:34.480 --> 0:14:35.480 Well yeah we were. 0:14:35.800 --> 0:14:38.000 It's what day four if my calculations are correct, and 0:14:38.000 --> 0:14:38.960 we still have the chips. 0:14:38.960 --> 0:14:41.440 So and she's got salt and vinegar. Good, I mean, 0:14:41.480 --> 0:14:42.600 stop complaining, sir. 0:14:42.600 --> 0:14:48.120 Yeahs going quite happy Happy birthday to Sam's partner as well. 0:14:48.200 --> 0:14:48.360 Good. 0:14:48.440 --> 0:14:51.360 Yeah, all right, twenty fourteen. 0:14:51.400 --> 0:14:52.240 And what's a coffee? 0:14:52.720 --> 0:14:53.040 Maybe? 0:14:53.480 --> 0:14:55.360 Yeah? I do you got a week's worth of coffee? 0:14:55.440 --> 0:14:57.080 Yes? Please just call right now. 0:14:57.760 --> 0:15:00.360 Sometimes you feel a little bit silly when you've been 0:15:00.400 --> 0:15:02.680 worshiping something for so long, you feel like and then 0:15:02.680 --> 0:15:03.880 you discover it's something else. 0:15:04.600 --> 0:15:05.880 Hands up, who that's happened to? 0:15:07.240 --> 0:15:08.800 I'm guessing no one else in this room? 0:15:08.960 --> 0:15:11.560 Just you, no one, no one? What about this story, 0:15:11.560 --> 0:15:14.360 which has emerged from the Philippines. Happened about a year ago, 0:15:14.440 --> 0:15:17.160 but now it's finally doing the rounds. A woman spent 0:15:17.280 --> 0:15:20.360 four years praying to a buddher figure she purchased from 0:15:20.360 --> 0:15:22.680 a store, until one day a friend pointed out the 0:15:22.680 --> 0:15:26.240 buddher figure that she'd been praying to was actually Shred, 0:15:30.240 --> 0:15:34.119 which is just in a way still makes. 0:15:33.880 --> 0:15:38.080 Sense, and Princess Fiona has never recovered since. 0:15:38.360 --> 0:15:40.480 She was like, oh this is girl. Let's try to 0:15:40.480 --> 0:15:41.320 get my man. 0:15:43.520 --> 0:15:47.840 To because obviously Shrek and Buddha traditionally are both quite 0:15:48.000 --> 0:15:50.960 round robust. I'm not sure for the years though, that 0:15:51.040 --> 0:15:52.560 was a bit of a giveaway. Now he's got the 0:15:52.600 --> 0:15:54.200 sort of ears sort of hanging off the side. 0:15:54.360 --> 0:15:56.760 Yeah yeah, yeah. 0:15:56.040 --> 0:15:58.120 But still i'd be more than happening. I'm pretty sure 0:15:58.120 --> 0:16:00.000 at some stage my kids would have worshiped Shred. 0:16:00.480 --> 0:16:04.200 All girls are like onions. They stamp yes no, or 0:16:04.240 --> 0:16:05.360 they make you cry no. 0:16:05.600 --> 0:16:07.160 Oh you leave them out in the sun and get 0:16:07.160 --> 0:16:10.720 our brown start sprouting little white hairs. No traditional gods, 0:16:10.760 --> 0:16:13.320 I mean, we don't all have to worship the same 0:16:13.360 --> 0:16:14.680 gods ones. 0:16:14.840 --> 0:16:17.680 No, no, no, I'm sure everyone has some sort of 0:16:17.680 --> 0:16:19.720 god that they worship. There's no question about that. 0:16:20.280 --> 0:16:21.360 For me, it's Lebron James. 0:16:22.320 --> 0:16:26.040 They all hail and pray to the great King that 0:16:26.200 --> 0:16:29.360 is Lebron James, who will save us and take us to. 0:16:29.320 --> 0:16:32.080 The Promised Land. Yeah, that is the next championship. 0:16:31.600 --> 0:16:33.720 The La la Of course, you keep believing that. 0:16:34.240 --> 0:16:36.479 I have to believe it, I pray. 0:16:36.360 --> 0:16:40.400 And worship at the altar of the great establishment that 0:16:40.520 --> 0:16:41.000 is came out. 0:16:41.200 --> 0:16:44.080 Yep, absolutely, you're not a lying cheese to tell you what. 0:16:44.160 --> 0:16:48.560 My god, there's a lot of particularly women who absolutely 0:16:48.640 --> 0:16:50.440 worship everything about Kmar. 0:16:50.600 --> 0:16:53.080 Well you know what they all say to two dollars 0:16:53.120 --> 0:16:55.760 plus three dollars plus seven dollars plus four dollars that 0:16:55.840 --> 0:16:59.360 came out equals two hundred and eighty dollars? Am I right? Producers? Owe, 0:17:00.560 --> 0:17:02.440 what happened to you the other day? If you don't mind, 0:17:02.480 --> 0:17:05.160 I went to get warhanngers to hang up some paintings 0:17:05.160 --> 0:17:08.000 they bought. Didn't get the warhanngers, but did spend two 0:17:08.119 --> 0:17:12.760 hundred and fifty five dollars. How does it happen to 0:17:13.040 --> 0:17:15.400 particularly when you sit there and you worship came out 0:17:15.440 --> 0:17:17.800 and then you go, what did you just do to me? Again? 0:17:18.720 --> 0:17:20.280 Tears are streaming down your face. 0:17:20.480 --> 0:17:22.840 I'd just been doing a books on what you. 0:17:22.760 --> 0:17:24.440 Turn up with a barrel of water. You're like, turn 0:17:24.480 --> 0:17:27.360 this into wine. Kmart Gods now like no, no, no, no, 0:17:27.359 --> 0:17:30.400 no no, but you buy this for six dollars instead, 0:17:30.400 --> 0:17:34.320 and you're like, okay, what about you? 0:17:34.359 --> 0:17:34.800 Producers? 0:17:34.840 --> 0:17:37.520 O way here who's your God? Who are you worshiping 0:17:37.520 --> 0:17:38.119 these days? 0:17:38.160 --> 0:17:39.359 Creators of Cadbury? 0:17:39.520 --> 0:17:42.159