Speaker 1: Quick every day Adelaide.
Speaker 2: Hie, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the podcast, and welcome
Speaker 2: to you. Callum Mills if you're listening. Yeah, you've got
Speaker 2: a sore shoulder?
Speaker 3: Do you reckon? He woke up Tuesday morning and went
Speaker 3: what did I do? And how has it cost me
Speaker 3: my AFL season next year?
Speaker 2: Jez shoulders last night, Oh my god, my.
Speaker 3: Gosh, I was wrestling a team mate.
Speaker 1: Swan Skipper.
Speaker 2: Probably you're on sidelines for at least a year after
Speaker 2: you completely wrecked his rotator cup and put the call
Speaker 2: out there untimely injuries or inappropriate injuries, and boy, oh boy,
Speaker 2: the good folks of Adelaide.
Speaker 1: I've got some stories.
Speaker 3: And why is John Longmire calling me on my phone?
Speaker 4: Hey yours, let's go to die from Woodcroft? What was
Speaker 4: your injury?
Speaker 3: Die?
Speaker 5: Love your show, guys? I did my humorous wasn't very funny?
Speaker 1: Good stuff?
Speaker 3: Did you do? Die?
Speaker 5: I tripped over my handbag in the bedroom, hit my
Speaker 5: head on the bed going get out of the way,
Speaker 5: and hit the floor.
Speaker 6: Oh wow, I.
Speaker 5: Thought I badged my head and it was bleeding when
Speaker 5: I came to, And it wasn't the head, it was
Speaker 5: the I couldn't move.
Speaker 7: I had to crawl to the bathroom and low bun.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, crazy stuff. We've actually got audio when
Speaker 2: the incident actually happened.
Speaker 5: That's pretty much what it was like.
Speaker 8: Recovery.
Speaker 3: I thought recovery.
Speaker 5: I thought it would be three months.
Speaker 9: It was six.
Speaker 7: So here would rehat.
Speaker 5: Up and running still.
Speaker 1: So that's okay, okay.
Speaker 4: Dear Elyssa from Aberfoyle Park, your ill timed injury?
Speaker 3: What happened?
Speaker 5: I cover stress structure in my foot three O miss
Speaker 5: the last three weeks of the soccer season, and I'm
Speaker 5: also getting married in a month, so it's really good timing.
Speaker 3: Wow, we know, will you be okay on the wedding
Speaker 3: day or will you have to be on crutches or
Speaker 3: a moon boot or I've.
Speaker 5: Currently got a moon boot, but it should be off
Speaker 5: just before I'm hoping.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but then even Ulyssa, if you've got a bit
Speaker 2: of a limp, it just looks like you've got a
Speaker 2: whole heap of swagger when you going down.
Speaker 5: The aisle down.
Speaker 3: All the best for the wedding of Lissa Kelly from Home,
Speaker 3: Good morning. What was your ill timed injury?
Speaker 5: I was in a pair of had a pair of
Speaker 5: bug boots on climbing up a retaining wall after a
Speaker 5: couple of stamps, yes, sticking nosing over the back fence
Speaker 5: with a new house being built step down off the
Speaker 5: retaining wall, my ug boot slipped, broke my footle th
Speaker 5: replaces and was off work for six months.
Speaker 1: Oh gosh, god, what.
Speaker 3: Was the house like that?
Speaker 5: Yeah, it looked pretty good, but yes, wished I hadn't
Speaker 5: have done it.
Speaker 3: Oh no, thank you.
Speaker 1: There's definitely a lesson to be learning all that. I
Speaker 1: have no idea.
Speaker 3: What sbeak?
Speaker 4: Michael from Uncle Barringer your real time an injury?
Speaker 3: What happened?
Speaker 8: Hey, guys, how are you going? I decided to go
Speaker 8: back and play soccer after not playing for about ten years,
Speaker 8: and the first season back I tore my acl Yeah.
Speaker 8: I was like, I'm not gonna let this defeat me.
Speaker 8: I'll do the rehab, do everything right. And took eighteen
Speaker 8: months to get right. Went back to play first game,
Speaker 8: first game of the year, I got kicked in the
Speaker 8: head in the water, in the eye and got twenty
Speaker 8: five stitches from my eye up to my scalpe.
Speaker 2: Wow, it is good. And guess what Michael you'll come
Speaker 2: back for some more as well.
Speaker 3: Good on you, Michael, thank you.
Speaker 1: That's good.
Speaker 3: All right.
Speaker 1: We've got some thirty six tickets to give away. How
Speaker 1: do you like?
Speaker 3: Oh? I kind of liked all of them, but Kelly
Speaker 3: from Home who climbed it retaining all in her earth boots. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that key just to be a sticky fee.
Speaker 1: Well done. You've got some tickets for the Adelaide thirty
Speaker 1: six is.
Speaker 5: Oh, that's awesome, Thank you very much.
Speaker 8: That's great.
Speaker 2: Enjoy thanks cal all right Miss new Looks thirty six
Speaker 2: is this Sunday the season open as they take on
Speaker 2: Melbourne Unit at the Entertainment Center. It's the hottest ticket
Speaker 2: in town. Tickets from ticket Tech. There's definitely some sort
Speaker 2: of lesson to be learned out of all of this.
Speaker 1: You're only what if away from a holiday? With what
Speaker 1: if dot com?
Speaker 3: You could go to the dentist or the kids' sports.
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Speaker 9: What if it's Ozzie for travel East where you're waking
Speaker 9: up to Adelaide news news Today, snooze news, all right.
Speaker 10: Post news as I'm going to kick us off. It's
Speaker 10: a story that I think everyone's happy to see the
Speaker 10: back of. Justinto Allen has been sworn in as the
Speaker 10: forty ninth premiere for Victoria.
Speaker 7: There were celebrations.
Speaker 10: Across the state last night as Dan Andrews obviously resigned
Speaker 10: and was out of politics from five o'clock and people
Speaker 10: were parting it up. There were standstills across traffic in
Speaker 10: the city. Everyone went to sort of state Parliament and
Speaker 10: there were big big you know, because of everyone's still
Speaker 10: pretty hurt and triggered, but triggered obviously with lockdowns and
Speaker 10: what happened there. So yeah, big parties and she's stepped
Speaker 10: in the biggest news though. Ben Carroll actually tried to
Speaker 10: battle her for the position, but he's now going to
Speaker 10: be her deputy premier.
Speaker 3: Wow. So I mean, can you imagine how awkward that
Speaker 3: would be when you've got your deputy who tried to
Speaker 3: get the top job and failed and pulled out of
Speaker 3: the race, and now you have to work together.
Speaker 10: It's kind of like what's happened with you and Hazy.
Speaker 10: I know, he tried to get his name first.
Speaker 3: Yes on the show and failed, and now he's second
Speaker 3: fiddle once again.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I mean it was Cane Corn's before that and now
Speaker 3: it's me.
Speaker 2: There's some suggestions as well that Jody was going to
Speaker 2: rehash her weekend show, which was called The.
Speaker 1: Quarter Stayed on Richmond without a Move's there?
Speaker 7: Isn't it always back to sport with you, isn't it?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Again, I'm not Cane Corns.
Speaker 1: Gosh, I wish you were, though. By the way, I know.
Speaker 4: He loves Jody's Diary.
Speaker 1: On a Friday, every great edition of Jody's.
Speaker 3: Diary, I saw him you and I walk past and
Speaker 3: I said, you the diary. He gave me the big dogs.
Speaker 3: I love Kine. Maybe I want to work with Kane.
Speaker 1: Maybe.
Speaker 2: All right, back to Dan Andrews and some live audio
Speaker 2: of Dan Andrews's house, and that's what must be done.
Speaker 10: Five pm yesterday he would have cracked a COLDI straight away.
Speaker 7: You would have thought.
Speaker 2: She's shoving away on some darts because we know now
Speaker 2: is he gets stuck in the cigarettes that emerged?
Speaker 4: Yeah, not even the vapes, He's on the actual darts.
Speaker 1: Yeah, unbelievable stuff.
Speaker 3: All right, So a video has emerged of this guy
Speaker 3: ons and Adelaide. Let's call it that she is a website,
Speaker 3: and I just have to say they break a lot
Speaker 3: of news stories because people just seem to feed all
Speaker 3: their videos to them, so good on them. That My
Speaker 3: concern here is he's jumping from the top of like
Speaker 3: the balcony of the adjoining shopping precinct onto the top
Speaker 3: of the malls balls, which is a good sort of
Speaker 3: five six meter jump. However, by posting it, do we
Speaker 3: encourage people to try the same thing, because if.
Speaker 4: You go down, that's a hefty, hefty drop.
Speaker 1: I smell a radio stunned.
Speaker 4: No, Well, there was a guy who was tagged in
Speaker 4: that video.
Speaker 3: Where you getting on the beers. It would take you
Speaker 3: four beers and you're right. You'd be like, I'm doing it.
Speaker 3: No one can stop me.
Speaker 7: They he'd only have one beer, andy do it.
Speaker 10: But there was a guy tagged in that video and
Speaker 10: when you click on his name, he's got like fifty
Speaker 10: thousand followers.
Speaker 7: I've never heard of him and I don't know who
Speaker 7: he is.
Speaker 10: But that's concerning when like that the video and how
Speaker 10: many people it's going to reach.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and also the sheer volume of people standing around
Speaker 3: filming it. So it just feel like it was a
Speaker 3: bit preparent Land but.
Speaker 1: You know, wow, okay, interesting.
Speaker 3: Another guy making some sort of weird gesture. You know
Speaker 3: as well?
Speaker 1: What's the gesture?
Speaker 3: Oh, you can probably work it out. It's balls related.
Speaker 1: Let's just say I didn't understand. I'll speak to you
Speaker 1: in the break.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 2: I wrap this up with the ongoing news that is
Speaker 2: the Sydney Swan skipper Callum Mills. Yes, goodness, Oh my gosh,
Speaker 2: I'm going to say something outrageous like boys will be boys.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 2: So he through the Mad Monday celebrations, had a few
Speaker 2: too many drinks, or maybe he didn't wrestling with a teammate.
Speaker 1: Bang.
Speaker 2: So when we first found out this information, it was
Speaker 2: he's hurt his shoulder and he might miss a bit
Speaker 2: of the pre season. Yeap since emerged that he has
Speaker 2: absolutely destroyed his rotator cuff and he could be out
Speaker 2: for nine to twelve months.
Speaker 1: He could miss the entire season next year.
Speaker 3: So the captain of your football club, what was he doing? Wrestling?
Speaker 1: Just wrestling, having on payful wrestle.
Speaker 3: On Mad Monday and now he's for an entire season.
Speaker 1: Unbelievable.
Speaker 3: How much would he be paid?
Speaker 1: Count Mills?
Speaker 2: He signed a big old deal not too long ago
Speaker 2: as well. Like he's he'd be one of their better
Speaker 2: played players. And he's an absolute star too by the way,
Speaker 2: he's an All Australian and the skipper of the club for
Speaker 2: a good reason. But yeah, as they say so many
Speaker 2: times in professional sport, when it goes wrong, not a
Speaker 2: good look.
Speaker 3: No, we can probably drill down on this a little
Speaker 3: bit more later in the show.
Speaker 4: I would have thought, because I reckon.
Speaker 3: There would have been some shenanigans back in the day
Speaker 3: with some Mad Monday celebrations.
Speaker 2: On you currently held together by sticky taps due to
Speaker 2: a warm correlated.
Speaker 7: Interesting, why do boys have to be so silly on that?
Speaker 1: Boys?
Speaker 3: Credit to the boys? Why are you so stupid on
Speaker 3: Mad Monday? It's a valid question from Abby.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 10: I have seen some things working in hospitality and all
Speaker 10: the Mad Monday teams, all the sorry football trips used
Speaker 10: to come in.
Speaker 7: My goodness, I still.
Speaker 3: Have I do have video of a certain Adelaide Crows
Speaker 3: player who shall remain nameless, dropping his pants at the
Speaker 3: Elmer really in front of all the TV cameras.
Speaker 1: Wow, we did he go to a No?
Speaker 3: No, it definitely did not. It was not suitable for
Speaker 3: on air, right, could have.
Speaker 7: Just pixelated it out?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, for this particular.
Speaker 3: I don't think it would have been many pixels required
Speaker 3: in this particular, just.
Speaker 4: A mild blurring would have done the job.
Speaker 2: Okay, let's go to the traffic and in that particular space,
Speaker 2: you can tell me exactly what it was.
Speaker 1: The six fifteen machine. Could wow, have a look at
Speaker 1: the vending machine.
Speaker 3: My goodness, beautiful little creature. Unbelievable jam jam packed full
Speaker 3: of prizes.
Speaker 4: Picks up part Valor Adelaide five.
Speaker 3: Hundred after Race concert series tickets, Adelaie thirty six of
Speaker 3: tickets for this Sunday Earthplace Studios. I just I could
Speaker 3: go on and on, but I'm not going to him.
Speaker 3: So let's explain how this works. Please. We're going to
Speaker 3: take a caller in a moment. We have three questions.
Speaker 3: If you get the third one right, then you get
Speaker 3: a crack at the vending machine.
Speaker 2: Good prizes like you mentioned. But boy, oh boy, you
Speaker 2: need to avoid the chips. Oh, please avoid the chips.
Speaker 3: So we've got Smith's Salt and Vinegar original and chicken.
Speaker 3: If you get the chips, though, sometimes that's a win,
Speaker 3: but not on this occasion.
Speaker 1: All right, let's go to Grenneth and let's go to Sam. Hello, Sam,
Speaker 1: good morning, gud.
Speaker 3: How are you Sam?
Speaker 9: I'm good?
Speaker 8: Thank you?
Speaker 3: How are you good? Good? Are you feeling confident? Oh?
Speaker 3: I hope?
Speaker 8: So I'd like to win something good for my husband.
Speaker 3: It's his birthday today. Does he like chips? Like avelo better?
Speaker 3: But he does like chips? All right, Well, let's see
Speaker 3: how we go. You just have to get the third
Speaker 3: question right to have a crack at the vending machine.
Speaker 3: So the first question is born out of something stupid.
Speaker 3: Andrew Hay said a little earlier in the week and
Speaker 3: we were talking about birthday, pay day, and he said,
Speaker 3: how many months in the year ending? Why? So I'm
Speaker 3: going to ask you the proper question, how many days
Speaker 3: of the week ending? Why? Seven? There we go straight
Speaker 3: into it, pretty straightforward, isn't.
Speaker 1: It thinking time for you? Sam?
Speaker 2: You are smarter than I think. We can establish nice
Speaker 2: and early.
Speaker 3: All right, question number two for you, Sam, who sings
Speaker 3: this song?
Speaker 1: I said, what they said I bad?
Speaker 3: Be famous?
Speaker 1: Sister?
Speaker 2: Can let you get to my head?
Speaker 3: They don't?
Speaker 1: Can have pete to tell where.
Speaker 9: They said to be famous?
Speaker 3: There is this something some an artist ending in cash
Speaker 3: that you can think of.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, well done, because you could. You could
Speaker 2: have held on for another three seconds out I reckon
Speaker 2: Jody would have given you?
Speaker 6: Is it?
Speaker 1: Doser cat?
Speaker 3: All right? So this is for your go at the
Speaker 3: six fifteen vending machine. What was the name of the
Speaker 3: Robin Williams film where he dresses up as an elderly
Speaker 3: British nanny who out fire.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what I'm saying?
Speaker 3: All right, Sam, huge result. Come back from the depths. There,
Speaker 3: I have a crack at the vending machine. We need
Speaker 3: you to choose a letter between A and C O
Speaker 3: N C A A okay, now, a number between two
Speaker 3: and six four four okay, A four like the piece
Speaker 3: of paper.
Speaker 1: Yes, A hold done?
Speaker 3: All right, here it comes.
Speaker 1: Did she tell me I think would do something really special?
Speaker 3: Off?
Speaker 2: Rip the front off the vending machine? What's going on?
Speaker 2: Don't tell me to cheat up?
Speaker 3: All right? Sam? Your husband's that he wanted Veilo five
Speaker 3: hundred tickets.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh, here we go, Here we go.
Speaker 4: He's got salt and vinegar flavored chips.
Speaker 1: Oh no, that's actually your favorite flavor. So you're away.
Speaker 1: You're a winner.
Speaker 4: Thanks ah, same, Thanks so much for playing along.
Speaker 7: No worry, there you go.
Speaker 4: The only fair I didn't rescue her from the depths.
Speaker 1: That is very, very very true. And also we would
Speaker 1: use the chips.
Speaker 3: Well yeah we were.
Speaker 2: It's what day four if my calculations are correct, and
Speaker 2: we still have the chips.
Speaker 3: So and she's got salt and vinegar. Good, I mean,
Speaker 3: stop complaining, sir.
Speaker 2: Yeahs going quite happy Happy birthday to Sam's partner as well.
Speaker 3: Good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, twenty fourteen.
Speaker 1: And what's a coffee?
Speaker 3: Maybe?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I do you got a week's worth of coffee?
Speaker 3: Yes? Please just call right now.
Speaker 2: Sometimes you feel a little bit silly when you've been
Speaker 2: worshiping something for so long, you feel like and then
Speaker 2: you discover it's something else.
Speaker 1: Hands up, who that's happened to?
Speaker 3: I'm guessing no one else in this room?
Speaker 2: Just you, no one, no one? What about this story,
Speaker 2: which has emerged from the Philippines. Happened about a year ago,
Speaker 2: but now it's finally doing the rounds. A woman spent
Speaker 2: four years praying to a buddher figure she purchased from
Speaker 2: a store, until one day a friend pointed out the
Speaker 2: buddher figure that she'd been praying to was actually Shred,
Speaker 2: which is just in a way still makes.
Speaker 3: Sense, and Princess Fiona has never recovered since.
Speaker 1: She was like, oh this is girl. Let's try to
Speaker 1: get my man.
Speaker 2: To because obviously Shrek and Buddha traditionally are both quite
Speaker 2: round robust. I'm not sure for the years though, that
Speaker 2: was a bit of a giveaway. Now he's got the
Speaker 2: sort of ears sort of hanging off the side.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: But still i'd be more than happening. I'm pretty sure
Speaker 2: at some stage my kids would have worshiped Shred.
Speaker 1: All girls are like onions. They stamp yes no, or
Speaker 1: they make you cry no.
Speaker 2: Oh you leave them out in the sun and get
Speaker 2: our brown start sprouting little white hairs. No traditional gods,
Speaker 2: I mean, we don't all have to worship the same
Speaker 2: gods ones.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, I'm sure everyone has some sort of
Speaker 3: god that they worship. There's no question about that.
Speaker 1: For me, it's Lebron James.
Speaker 2: They all hail and pray to the great King that
Speaker 2: is Lebron James, who will save us and take us to.
Speaker 1: The Promised Land. Yeah, that is the next championship.
Speaker 3: The La la Of course, you keep believing that.
Speaker 1: I have to believe it, I pray.
Speaker 3: And worship at the altar of the great establishment that
Speaker 3: is came out.
Speaker 1: Yep, absolutely, you're not a lying cheese to tell you what.
Speaker 2: My god, there's a lot of particularly women who absolutely
Speaker 2: worship everything about Kmar.
Speaker 3: Well you know what they all say to two dollars
Speaker 3: plus three dollars plus seven dollars plus four dollars that
Speaker 3: came out equals two hundred and eighty dollars? Am I right? Producers? Owe,
Speaker 3: what happened to you the other day? If you don't mind,
Speaker 3: I went to get warhanngers to hang up some paintings
Speaker 3: they bought. Didn't get the warhanngers, but did spend two
Speaker 3: hundred and fifty five dollars. How does it happen to
Speaker 3: particularly when you sit there and you worship came out
Speaker 3: and then you go, what did you just do to me? Again?
Speaker 4: Tears are streaming down your face.
Speaker 3: I'd just been doing a books on what you.
Speaker 2: Turn up with a barrel of water. You're like, turn
Speaker 2: this into wine. Kmart Gods now like no, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: no no, but you buy this for six dollars instead,
Speaker 2: and you're like, okay, what about you?
Speaker 1: Producers?
Speaker 2: O way here who's your God? Who are you worshiping
Speaker 2: these days?
Speaker 3: Creators of Cadbury?
Speaker 2: Don't you worship the creators of good life? Yeah you're
Speaker 2: Jim Junkie.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah that's me. Yeah. I would most definitely argue
Speaker 3: if you're going to worship something at the altar, you
Speaker 3: need to turn up at least once a week.
Speaker 9: Ye.
Speaker 3: There is not a day that goes by that you
Speaker 3: don't go, Oh, I brought my gym gear in today.
Speaker 3: All right, next day, did you go?
Speaker 2: N that's how he worshiping the gym online like their
Speaker 2: pen pals.
Speaker 3: It doesn't count when they call you once a week
Speaker 3: and like try to renew your bloody subscription.
Speaker 1: Or whatever it's called membership, you producer.
Speaker 6: Well, guys, I'm going to take us back centuries and
Speaker 6: centuries to the ancient coffee forests in Ethiopia. Yes, their
Speaker 6: legend says that the goat herder Cowdy discovered coffee. Where
Speaker 6: there you go every morning I worship Cowdy, worship his altar.
Speaker 6: Oh love him, could not do this job without him,
Speaker 6: thoughts and prayers.
Speaker 2: Yes, I think that as well. When we're having on
Speaker 2: instant coffee, what's it called Moroccan macona Macona. Have you
Speaker 2: got one worshiping these days? I fell double o nine one, nine,
Speaker 2: nine or nine because look, we're a unique broad society.
Speaker 3: Yes, and we all have our own individual beliefs. What
Speaker 3: are yours? Thirteen twenty four.
Speaker 2: Ten producer, and I thought you were going to say, god, dr.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: I do have his footy card on my fridge.
Speaker 4: Literally the saddest thing I've ever heard.
Speaker 3: Really, Yes, you've got a Tony Modra football card on
Speaker 3: your Oh no, okay, oh sorry, an't I thank you?
Speaker 3: Guys have got a problem, not wow.
Speaker 1: If you don't worship Tony Modra gets.
Speaker 2: Fierce competitive athletes going head to head.
Speaker 3: We're so competitive. We both tried to jump in at
Speaker 3: the same time and explain it is nine apiece at
Speaker 3: the moment. So this is where we pick two songs
Speaker 3: against each other, and you get to vote at the
Speaker 3: Joney and Hazy Instagram page and whoever gets over the
Speaker 3: line gets to play their song at day to col
Speaker 3: tomorrow morning.
Speaker 1: Yes, so of course say for your Grand Final.
Speaker 2: We're coming up really soon, two more sleeps, so let's
Speaker 2: let's keep it the big day themed.
Speaker 1: All right? Do you want to go? You want to go?
Speaker 1: Your set stand here all right?
Speaker 3: Okay. I thought long and hard about this because this
Speaker 3: might polarize a few Crows fans, But this song became
Speaker 3: iconic when Jack Rewalt in twenty seventeen jumped on stage
Speaker 3: post Grand Final victory over the chorus and sang mister
Speaker 3: Brightside by the Killers. Wow, sorry, Crows hard, don't play
Speaker 3: that card, Do not play that card.
Speaker 1: Wow. Okay, good song, it's a song, great song. Hey,
Speaker 1: hang on, I remember as well.
Speaker 2: It was only on Tuesday that that particular song featured
Speaker 2: in Songs A.
Speaker 1: Song Song Song.
Speaker 3: Yeah, go on.
Speaker 2: I think what we've got here is we've got the
Speaker 2: Killers sung them mister Brightside. Yeah, and that's your.
Speaker 4: Chosen the opportunity just to rub that in.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you better believe.
Speaker 3: It was revealed to that Jack Reewatt had told the
Speaker 3: media team at the Tigers, if we win, I am
Speaker 3: getting on stage with the Killers and singing that song.
Speaker 3: So it was all sort of pre planned, even everyone
Speaker 3: thought the spontaneous.
Speaker 2: As he told the Richmond media team, I'm not sure
Speaker 2: who the Richmond media team like. Okay, cool, but let
Speaker 2: us first run it by Brandon Flowers.
Speaker 3: Well, they didn't know the band didn't know, and they
Speaker 3: didn't realize the magnitude of what it was going to be. Wow,
Speaker 3: because obviously they just followed the basketball and their football
Speaker 3: over there. They didn't realize how big Jack Reewatt was
Speaker 3: in this.
Speaker 1: Right, he did a very good job.
Speaker 2: Must be said, yep, all right, stay on the Grand
Speaker 2: Final train, and I'm just going to keep it. I was, okay,
Speaker 2: so these were my options, all right, So you got
Speaker 2: the obvious one, and I said, Boss Josh, let's get
Speaker 2: a bit of Mike Brady on nov. His response, You're kidding,
Speaker 2: aren't you? And I said, yeah, I'm just joking. So
Speaker 2: I said, what about a bit of Great Champion? Then
Speaker 2: he said you're kidding, aren't you? And I said, yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm kidding. What about a bit of Hunter's Collectors?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 9: We raised.
Speaker 2: And then he finally said, yeah, we can put that through,
Speaker 2: and I said, yeah, this was the.
Speaker 1: One I was thinking about the whole time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was just kidding with the other.
Speaker 2: And you can absolutely bet your life that this song
Speaker 2: will play in some capacity, even if it's acoustically done,
Speaker 2: every single Grandon, all right, well.
Speaker 3: Vote for the good guys.
Speaker 4: Just jump on the Joddy and Hazy Instagram page.
Speaker 2: Just flip me a little, not a piece, mister Brightside
Speaker 2: by the Killer or Holy Grail by Mark Seymour and
Speaker 2: Hunters and Collectors.
Speaker 1: All rights announced tomorrow at eight am.
Speaker 2: Yep, let's do this at Jodie Hazy.
Speaker 1: You guessed it.
Speaker 2: Joe Biden's found the dog bites. He has another Secret
Speaker 2: Service agent, making it his eleventh attack. Stop, Oh my gosh,
Speaker 2: live footage. So his name is Commander. He's a two
Speaker 2: year old German sheperd. He's bitten another Secret Service agent.
Speaker 2: Now he's eleventh attack, which is just outraged. They're saying,
Speaker 2: maybe twelves enough.
Speaker 3: Ye.
Speaker 1: So Commander's attacks have previously been blamed on the stress
Speaker 1: of living at the White House.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: So the dog's like, oh god head or living in
Speaker 4: this mansion, I.
Speaker 1: Can't do this anymore.
Speaker 2: A lot of people suggesting that the dog is desperately
Speaker 2: trying to get re homed.
Speaker 3: But yeah, okay, so yeah, I highly doubt that Joe
Speaker 3: Biden remembers to feed.
Speaker 2: Him, isn't it. Doc's like, I'm so hungry. I'm so hungry.
Speaker 2: The Secret Service Agent's like, hey, buddy, here you know
Speaker 2: me gets him Victim number eleven. Some of the comments
Speaker 2: that were coming through in the particular website that I
Speaker 2: saw were absolutely hilarious because people love taking the opportunity
Speaker 2: to be punny.
Speaker 1: Yes, so let's go go on there, let's.
Speaker 2: Get stuck into it. What about this one? This person wrote,
Speaker 2: name that dog Joe Biden?
Speaker 3: What about this one? I love this one. Commander in chief?
Speaker 3: Question mark? Make that commander with teeth?
Speaker 1: That works?
Speaker 2: I like this one as well. Hopefully he stops Biden.
Speaker 2: So many people.
Speaker 1: There he is. Welcome to the microphone. Josh, get in there,
Speaker 1: big fellow.
Speaker 2: Hello, Yeah, I know you run that risk when you
Speaker 2: visit the bite house.
Speaker 1: That is absolutely sensation.
Speaker 3: Well done.
Speaker 2: What are you guys though, because you're usually pretty pretty
Speaker 2: sharp with these.
Speaker 3: I don't have much. I guess Joe just likes big
Speaker 3: MutS and you cannot la.
Speaker 1: Like that as well.
Speaker 4: I mean, should we go to news reader.
Speaker 1: Let's let's go to this is going to be the
Speaker 1: big But.
Speaker 7: You've got the first lady and now you've got the
Speaker 7: first bitter.
Speaker 3: What are we on?
Speaker 7: Delay or something? Come on, guys, grow up.
Speaker 3: Either there's a delay or no one got it.
Speaker 10: No one usually gets Actually, you know what I've come
Speaker 10: back lately, but I'm not good at puns, so keep
Speaker 10: me out of the next one.
Speaker 1: Do you know what it was? I impress this.
Speaker 5: You've got your time.
Speaker 2: On this day, Thursday, twenty eighth of September, Joes, please
Speaker 2: come on this journey with me down memory lane.
Speaker 4: Because you asked me so politely.
Speaker 1: Well, get in, shut up.
Speaker 2: I tried being nice and you're still dillydally. Let's go
Speaker 2: back to nineteen eighty seven. On this day, the twenty
Speaker 2: outh of September. Hillary Duff was born in Houston, Texas.
Speaker 2: Today's her thirty sixth birthday. It feels like Hillary Duff
Speaker 2: has been around for maybe four or five decades.
Speaker 1: Thirty six?
Speaker 3: Is she only thirty six?
Speaker 1: Well, she must have started when she was about six.
Speaker 3: She plays a magazine at a sir on some trashy
Speaker 3: show that I've been watching on Netflix.
Speaker 2: I've seen that, Yeah, what is that called? I've forgotten,
Speaker 2: but I've seen that. What about the ability? And I'm
Speaker 2: one of them to watch an entire series, not to
Speaker 2: know any names or anything, and then completely forget that
Speaker 2: I've watched the entire thing. It consumed maybe seven or
Speaker 2: eight hours of my life. Younger, there you go, still
Speaker 2: not even ringing a belt.
Speaker 1: But I know that I've watched it. Ridiculous. Nineteen seventy three,
Speaker 1: the Sydney Opera House opened.
Speaker 3: Oh I did it?
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, and we're still trying to work out white
Speaker 1: shape like that?
Speaker 3: Oh, no one knows?
Speaker 1: Yes, weird?
Speaker 3: Is that sales?
Speaker 2: And apparently it's haunted. Did you know that apparently the
Speaker 2: Sydney Opera House is haunted?
Speaker 3: Is it?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: By who?
Speaker 1: I'm not really sure who's haunting it?
Speaker 4: Oh, okay the guy that designed it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, probably haunted by his own design.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like, what do you do? What did you do
Speaker 1: with this? Two thousand and four, okay.
Speaker 2: Celebrity Magazine was launched in Australia, and we've believed everything,
Speaker 2: every single.
Speaker 1: Article that was ever written for that particular publication.
Speaker 3: For some reason, okay. And also Her Weekly were the
Speaker 3: slightly more reputable magazines than your New Ideas in your
Speaker 3: Women's Days, who just blatantly make it up?
Speaker 2: Yes, a friend of a friend and a source says, yeah,
Speaker 2: barbecue to mitoscource classic and then one song was September
Speaker 2: twenty eight In two thousand and nine, was Partying in
Speaker 2: the USA by Miley Cyrus.
Speaker 1: That was like fourteen years ago, and boy, she was
Speaker 1: having a bit of a crack a party in the USA.
Speaker 7: Oh she had a red hot go didn't she good?
Speaker 3: Hor we'd protests, let's talk about them. So a man
Speaker 3: has been kicked out of a Pink concert in Texas
Speaker 3: after he attempted to protest in the middle of the crowd.
Speaker 3: So it's a clip that's going viral on tiktop. And
Speaker 3: he held up a sign that said circumcision cruel and harmful.
Speaker 3: And this was I thinks, ever so eloquent response. Does
Speaker 3: that say? What? Oh?
Speaker 7: Wow, you're making a whole point, right, Archa?
Speaker 1: Do you feel good about yourself?
Speaker 7: Are you going to money to come here and do that?
Speaker 3: Whoa?
Speaker 2: We didn't Pink just absolute lukely put him in his place,
Speaker 2: because you feel like there was a moment there when
Speaker 2: she said are you trying to make a point, Like
Speaker 2: she was gonna almost celebrate it and get around him.
Speaker 3: He's like, yeah, I am, yeah, yeah, yeah. So this
Speaker 3: all came about because she accidentally posts did a photo
Speaker 3: showing her son Jameson's genitalia as he played by Paul
Speaker 3: in twenty nineteen.
Speaker 4: Accidentally and obviously he was circumcised, and so she.
Speaker 3: Copped a whole heap of backlash, to which she was like,
Speaker 3: Oh my god, are you guys actually talking about my kids?
Speaker 3: You know, this is so ridiculous. People will protest the
Speaker 3: weirdest things, and I have to be really careful here
Speaker 3: because I was just googling like some of the weirdest
Speaker 3: protests across the world.
Speaker 2: And when you say you're gonna be careful because you're
Speaker 2: googling it from a work computer exactly.
Speaker 9: So.
Speaker 4: There were a heap of naked potholeers in Canada.
Speaker 3: They managed to round up about eleven individuals who felt
Speaker 3: so passionate about potholes that they got naked and sat
Speaker 3: in a series of potholes. Yeah wow, Wow, that was
Speaker 3: a good one.
Speaker 2: Driving along in that particular pothole is an extra bump
Speaker 2: on it, and you're like, what's going on?
Speaker 3: A couple of extra bumps. There was the Lobster Few Center,
Speaker 3: where a group of people taped all their hands together
Speaker 3: with duct tape and got their children to hold stuff
Speaker 3: lobster toys that bought the slogan lobsters are friends, not food. Wow,
Speaker 3: just to illustrate that lobsters are people too kind of thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, yeah, free the lobster. You've always lived up
Speaker 2: by that here at over.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: When milk prices fell substantially in the EU, milk farmers
Speaker 3: protested against the sudden dip in finances by taking cows
Speaker 3: along to a protest and squirting Brussels police with fresh milk.
Speaker 2: Oh, it could be worse things to be squirted with
Speaker 2: by cow via a protester as well well.
Speaker 4: And also if anyone should know about being squirted by
Speaker 4: a cow, it's you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, true, yeah, they're like it was milk and not
Speaker 2: just a little bit up north and it's the rear
Speaker 2: end of the king exactly.
Speaker 3: And this is the one I need to be particularly.
Speaker 3: We got to build it up, please don't build it up. So,
Speaker 3: after David Cameron in the UK threatened to legislate against
Speaker 3: what type of adult movies that the citizens could watch.
Speaker 1: Movies of the blue variety, ohy gosh, don't build.
Speaker 3: It up, hundreds of people decided to prove him wrong
Speaker 3: by protesting on the steps of Parliament, by getting themselves
Speaker 3: into a unique position that he was trying to legislate
Speaker 3: against right to protest the move do you know what
Speaker 3: I mean.
Speaker 2: Um, not really, you're squirming all over the place. Yeah,
Speaker 2: trying to sort of half reenact what exactly what's going on?
Speaker 1: But use your words, chose.
Speaker 3: I can't say it.
Speaker 4: I cannot say it.
Speaker 3: Right. They just maneuvered themselves so certain parts of their
Speaker 3: bodies were sitting in certain positions on the other parts
Speaker 3: of the bodies.
Speaker 2: It sounds like they found an excuse to have a
Speaker 2: bit of a fun time. Yes, is that what was
Speaker 2: going on?
Speaker 3: That's right? Wrap this up right here right now? Please?
Speaker 1: Was there a name of this particular memer is?
Speaker 3: I can't say it, and you know I can't say it.
Speaker 1: Think about the words like physically you can't say it.
Speaker 4: Or I cannot say so Please pla us on hate
Speaker 4: you right now?
Speaker 5: Do you know what?
Speaker 2: Like we do each and every morning when things get
Speaker 2: a bit awkward, Let's go to abbey in the news.
Speaker 1: Selena gomes single soon. It's all that, isn't it?
Speaker 6: Question?
Speaker 2: As we need towards summer, big shape?
Speaker 3: What's got what someone got to do with breaking up
Speaker 3: with your boyfriend?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 4: You just want to be free over someone?
Speaker 2: People are thinking about just going into summer being single
Speaker 2: and sassy. Yeah, right, yeah, that's completely fair enough.
Speaker 3: You want to hear a real fun fact. Most people
Speaker 3: get divorced in January after Christmas, is true, get through
Speaker 3: the festive So yeah, it's the hottest time of year
Speaker 3: for divorces.
Speaker 4: Wow, January.
Speaker 1: How do you know that? By the world.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I definitely haven't investigated.
Speaker 2: Chat Gregory one too to say, all right, let's severely
Speaker 2: take a U turn and go in a different direction.
Speaker 1: I'm going to press this. This is Jodie song so
Speaker 1: Battle of the Bangers. Yeah, Miss Brice had to kill us.
Speaker 3: Yeah, please jump on with Jody and hazy Instagram page
Speaker 3: and cast your botes in my direction if you want
Speaker 3: to hear that at eight o'clock tomorrow morning, and we
Speaker 3: all do unless you're a crows man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's very true. Some raw memories for Crows fans
Speaker 1: at twenty.
Speaker 2: Seven A oh dear, you got the Aussie version, hunters
Speaker 2: and collectors. Of course you're going to hear this several
Speaker 2: times on Grand Final day, skipting it nice and early,
Speaker 2: so I've got the holy early accounts. Jody's taking quite
Speaker 2: the little lead. Have got a nice little lead which
Speaker 2: is very good at doing.
Speaker 6: Thank you.
Speaker 1: It's quite a nice little lead early on.
Speaker 3: First compliment I've had all weekend. It's like fifty seven
Speaker 3: on a Thursday. There's a first nice thing you've said
Speaker 3: to me.
Speaker 1: That's nice, isn't it.
Speaker 2: Speaking of compliments, let's just dish them all out and
Speaker 2: let's go to our news reader Abby. Hey, Abs, can
Speaker 2: you tell us again who port adelatt.
Speaker 1: Are trying to.
Speaker 3: Tell us?
Speaker 7: Because I can't say it?
Speaker 1: Have you missed it?
Speaker 3: Though?
Speaker 7: Here it is to sport now put.
Speaker 10: Adlai looks set to have its work cut out to
Speaker 10: get toelong defender a Sava Rattagoula to the club period.
Speaker 10: You know when you're writer in your thing and you
Speaker 10: still say it wrong. Yeah, yeah, it's like eager schwattek
Speaker 10: with you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, many things that I can't say right. And the
Speaker 3: all feature in the diary tomorrow morning. Do you say
Speaker 3: it properly?
Speaker 1: Just Ratigaliah.
Speaker 7: I just love that you guys. You know you're just
Speaker 7: here to keep me accountable.
Speaker 1: Love that's good.
Speaker 2: So port Adelaide, I've got a bit of a fight
Speaker 2: on the hands to get hold of a Savada Gula.
Speaker 2: All good though, I mean, of course I missed out
Speaker 2: on Brady Gronky, but looks like Brendan Jerk Spachela on
Speaker 2: the Bombers.
Speaker 1: It's definitely in the mix.
Speaker 4: They got Jason form Francis.
Speaker 1: Though an absolute star.
Speaker 3: And Errazzio Fantasia Human as well. That's all good.
Speaker 2: They stick around every lockon Nova because coming up Hamadi
Speaker 2: in DC going to take his three workday and potentially
Speaker 2: pay your bills for Novos.
Speaker 1: Pay your bills. So if you've got to build registered
Speaker 1: via the Nova player and.
Speaker 4: By the time we see you tomorrow one more sleep
Speaker 4: to the Grand
Speaker 1: Final, can forward it goodbye, see you now,