Speaker 1: This is the Chrissy Swan Show on It.
Speaker 2: Sure is good afternoon. I hope you've had a beautiful
Speaker 2: start to your Monday. It's Jack with you. Unfortunately, Swanny
Speaker 2: is not feeling too great today, but do not fret.
Speaker 2: I've got a jam packed two hours for you with
Speaker 2: some of our best bits from the last few months.
Speaker 2: We were really excited a few weeks ago to welcome
Speaker 2: Nagi from Recipe Tin Eats into the studio and she
Speaker 2: told us about her former life in the corporate world.
Speaker 2: It was quite interesting. We're also going to peek into
Speaker 2: the mind of Chrissy Swan Chaotic Chrissy, my favorite kind
Speaker 2: of Chrissy in wind Mills of My Mind, the Chrissy
Speaker 2: Swan Show. You're listening to the Christy Swan Show on Nova.
Speaker 2: It's all thanks to our pals at Priceline Pharmacy. Chrissy
Speaker 2: recently introduced us to a new segment called wind Mills
Speaker 2: of My Mind. And I often call Chrissy chaotic Chrissy,
Speaker 2: and I think this segment proves it.
Speaker 1: But have you ever wondered what it sounds like inside
Speaker 1: my mind? If you ever looked at me, met me
Speaker 1: on the street and said hey, penny for your thoughts. Well,
Speaker 1: you're about to get it. It's not going to cost
Speaker 1: you a penny. You're gonna want your penny back. You
Speaker 1: are because I'm inviting you into my brain. My brain
Speaker 1: is a very strange, weird and wonderful place, and I've
Speaker 1: managed to record the types of thoughts that run through
Speaker 1: it minute by minute.
Speaker 2: Let's get into that brain. Swanee like a circle and
Speaker 2: a spiluiel within Louise.
Speaker 1: Never ending on again.
Speaker 2: I'm a nervous spelling wee.
Speaker 1: Hid. His baby must be almost six months now. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, Honey is a really cute name. I loved
Speaker 1: that belt buckle I had in nineteen eighty nine that
Speaker 1: looked like the ones that Bross had. Who was the
Speaker 1: one that wasn't a twin? Craig Logan, wrong nut, tinderbread,
Speaker 1: upside down cake, his office works open. An electric or
Speaker 1: even like a cordless mower would surely do the trick.
Speaker 1: The cordless mowers exist. That brass mixer tap I got
Speaker 1: off the hard Rubbish Collection is still in its box
Speaker 1: and it has its instructions. What are the odds?
Speaker 2: Magic?
Speaker 1: Magic is my favorite? Olivia Newton John song Call Christie
Speaker 1: will and Brown. Hi, how do you sell a car
Speaker 1: that's factual? I'm tired just listening to it.
Speaker 2: I know it's because I reckon. You've text me three
Speaker 2: times this week if I know anyone that sells God.
Speaker 1: I asked you once. I asked you once, and I said,
Speaker 1: can I pay the.
Speaker 2: The Crisy Swan Show, we're reliving some of our best
Speaker 2: bits today and we recently welcomed this lady into the studio, the.
Speaker 1: Queen of Recipe to your nights and our hearts and
Speaker 1: our kitchens, Nagie, Welcome.
Speaker 3: Thanks for having me, Chrissy, It's.
Speaker 1: So great to see you. Thank you for changing our
Speaker 1: lives one recipe at a time.
Speaker 4: Oh look, I get to eat it all, so it's
Speaker 4: not exactly a drama from my end.
Speaker 1: You have got a new book out. It's called Tonight.
Speaker 1: It is following on from the enormous success of your
Speaker 1: first book, Dinner. Now. The stats around Dinner are extraordinary.
Speaker 1: I like it one book of the year, Like it
Speaker 1: was the first cookbook ever to win that accolade. I mean,
Speaker 1: it's it's the craziest success this one. Are you worried about?
Speaker 5: You know?
Speaker 1: The diff called second album I know, I.
Speaker 4: Know, I was worried, but we've seen the numbers come through,
Speaker 4: so we're happy now happy put it this way that
Speaker 4: my publisher is happy. There might I don't know if
Speaker 4: I'm allowed to say this, say it. I think tomorrow.
Speaker 4: I think tomorrow you'll see a release that will Yeah,
Speaker 4: it's broken records. So I mean, I've just had this
Speaker 4: out there.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I.
Speaker 1: Just opened it up at any old page. It's like
Speaker 1: one of those choose your own adventures from when you
Speaker 1: were a kid. Honey, sesame, ginger beef, Yes please.
Speaker 4: That's been really popular already. Actually, I've seen a lot
Speaker 4: of feedback on that. People are loving. It's one of
Speaker 4: that that is one of the super, super quick and
Speaker 4: easy one.
Speaker 2: Do you have a personal favorite recipe that is in
Speaker 2: that book?
Speaker 3: If I had to.
Speaker 4: Pick one, it would probably be the Vietnamese coconut lemograss
Speaker 4: pulled pork, simply because it is literally a dump and
Speaker 4: bake very few ingredients, it's gluten free, and it's a
Speaker 4: DIY situation.
Speaker 3: I need to talk to.
Speaker 1: You about that because I think that's going to be
Speaker 1: the key to my dream recipe for a similar thing,
Speaker 1: but with chicken. I'm going to cook.
Speaker 4: You all right, So yeah, I like it because it's
Speaker 4: a DIY situation. So you put out this golden pan
Speaker 4: fried shreaded York infused with coconut and lemograss flavors, like
Speaker 4: it's the beautiful you know, the Vietnamese flavors, those fresh flighters.
Speaker 4: And then you've got rice, noodles, rice, you can do
Speaker 4: bar mere rice, paper rolls. So it's one of those
Speaker 4: you know, you could just choose your own adventure.
Speaker 2: Now. Is someone that we were just talking off about this.
Speaker 2: I love pulled pork, and I'm not great in the
Speaker 2: kitchen and I don't know how to cook it or
Speaker 2: where to start. Is it easy for someone like me?
Speaker 1: It's so easy?
Speaker 2: Yes? What do I do?
Speaker 4: Literally just dump a pork in a slow cookor or
Speaker 4: the oven on a low temperature until it's fall apart.
Speaker 2: Walk away.
Speaker 1: And the best thing about it is for free. If
Speaker 1: you put it in the morning, you get the free
Speaker 1: joy of coming home later and the entire house smells
Speaker 1: like love and care. Yes, I was asking jack Elix
Speaker 1: and for you to arrive, I said, if you didn't
Speaker 1: have to cook it, what would you eat every day?
Speaker 1: If it was delivered in the way that you like
Speaker 1: every Friday. And my answer is a beef. If I done,
Speaker 1: it's a good way if I don't have to cook it,
Speaker 1: because it is a bit of a pain in the.
Speaker 3: Especially if you make it properly.
Speaker 4: Guess what, I have a French chef in my team,
Speaker 4: Michelin trained French chef in my team, and early this
Speaker 4: year when I was not well, he might have delivered
Speaker 4: that to me. And it was like, to have a
Speaker 4: properly trained chef maker for you, it's pretty bloody special.
Speaker 1: Oh god. Yeah. And his answer was pork. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: that's the easiest of all it's the easiest easy.
Speaker 4: But if you've never done it before, you know you
Speaker 4: need to break through that barrier.
Speaker 3: And once you've done it once, you'll never look back.
Speaker 2: What would yours be?
Speaker 1: You don't have to cook it, you don't have to
Speaker 1: source the special ingredients, you don't have to make the
Speaker 1: bouquet gane, you don't have to do anything. You don't
Speaker 1: have to do anything exactly like that's so boring.
Speaker 4: Spag bowl, Yes, a really good slow cooked spag ball.
Speaker 4: I know I can make it with my because I
Speaker 4: don't need a recipe. But when someone else makes it
Speaker 4: for you, everything just tastes so much better. Vegie might
Speaker 4: toast when someone else makes it for you.
Speaker 3: It tastes freaking amazing.
Speaker 1: That is so true.
Speaker 3: It is so true. It bag ball is one of
Speaker 3: my absolute all time favorites.
Speaker 1: But I'd love you to try my bag ball.
Speaker 4: Oh, I would love to try. Can we put it
Speaker 4: on my website and call it Chrissy spag?
Speaker 1: Of course you can.
Speaker 2: You can, Maggi. I love your backstory and the fact
Speaker 2: that you worked in corporate finance, like you had this
Speaker 2: whole other life, right I did.
Speaker 3: Do you know what that other life was?
Speaker 1: No auditor, That's what you were doing, auditing.
Speaker 3: Nuggy, not a tax order to though, so not like
Speaker 3: a tax.
Speaker 1: Or still you're spunken verb.
Speaker 2: So what kind of auditing? What were you auditing?
Speaker 3: Like companies? You'd go into companies and audit their books.
Speaker 2: And do you I want to know, do you miss
Speaker 2: anything from that former life? Is there any part of.
Speaker 1: All the people I did actually like my job and
Speaker 1: I did, Naggy, you must have driven your colleagues crazy.
Speaker 1: And I say this, I say this in a nice
Speaker 1: way because when I had a real proper office job.
Speaker 1: I drove everybody crazy to.
Speaker 2: When was the part you knew that you could leave
Speaker 2: that life?
Speaker 3: Well, realistically, for me, I needed certain savings.
Speaker 4: Ycause I'm not a trust fund baby, so you know,
Speaker 4: I actually love work for a living. So I just
Speaker 4: need enough savings to tie me over for a couple
Speaker 4: of years, have a bit to invest into, you know,
Speaker 4: having a punt at something.
Speaker 3: And that punt was that.
Speaker 1: We've got to ask you, obviously, you are the brains
Speaker 1: and heart behind recipe in eats. Just a massive, massive
Speaker 1: resource for all the best recipes. Where does the name
Speaker 1: come from? Jack wants to know.
Speaker 4: Oh, you know those old You might be too young
Speaker 4: to remember this, but in the day and age before
Speaker 4: the Internet, people used to keep their recipes.
Speaker 3: In little tin.
Speaker 4: Yes, that was like a little index cards. Really, I
Speaker 4: used to write out my recipes on cards. So this
Speaker 4: is literally it's my digital recipe tins.
Speaker 2: I love that, Speaking of the digital element, I love
Speaker 2: that no matter what recipe you put in Google, you're
Speaker 2: the first item to come up. You are the first
Speaker 2: website to come up.
Speaker 1: We tested it yesterday editing we get there. Christbytin came
Speaker 1: up first. Hilarious.
Speaker 2: Does this woman know someone in Google put someone off
Speaker 2: at Google.
Speaker 3: We speak kindly of Lord Google.
Speaker 2: Stick around. Make sure you grab her new cookbook tonight.
Speaker 2: It is available in stores and online. Now, will you
Speaker 2: stay with us and play a wacky radio game next.
Speaker 4: I'm so scared of playing any game that Christy plays,
Speaker 4: but I will stay.
Speaker 1: Oh you'll know all the end The Christy Swan Show,
Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan Show. I'm going to get onto a
Speaker 1: little game that I've devised, but first I want to
Speaker 1: ask you. Your website recipe tin eats has five half
Speaker 1: a billion hits a year, half a billion?
Speaker 3: Do you how many zeros is in that.
Speaker 1: You're the order to mate, lady, I've got to ask
Speaker 1: you your co star in life and in your culinary
Speaker 1: career is your beautiful dog Dozer. How many stupid letters
Speaker 1: do you get from people going it's unhygienic to have
Speaker 1: a dog in the kitchen. What happens with his mouth?
Speaker 3: So many?
Speaker 4: And when I put little videos showing him in the
Speaker 4: kitchen with me, they're like, we didn't see you wash
Speaker 4: your hands after you fed him. Of course I've washed
Speaker 4: my hands after I'm gonna stick my hand in doze's
Speaker 4: mouth and then roll the last paper roll nagging.
Speaker 1: Give us an actual measurable figure between one and ten
Speaker 1: of how many fox you give about the letters that
Speaker 1: you received from these people? How many negative?
Speaker 3: Twelve?
Speaker 2: Negative?
Speaker 1: One? All right, let's play this game. Now, you've got
Speaker 1: to tell me straight. Am I ever going to use this, Maggie?
Speaker 1: When you sent me your book very generously. You probably
Speaker 1: have sent them to everybody, but I like to think
Speaker 1: that you knew that you were sending mine to me,
Speaker 1: sent a pealer with it.
Speaker 3: Yes, do you like?
Speaker 1: Have you used it? And Naggi and the note that
Speaker 1: you wrote, and again, you probably wrote a thousand of them,
Speaker 1: but I like to think you wrote this one especially
Speaker 1: for me. Was this is going to be life changing?
Speaker 1: And you are spot on? Yes it is chef's kiss,
Speaker 1: big generous, fluid motions. I've thrown out all my other ones.
Speaker 1: Thank you. And I love a tool, I love an appliance,
Speaker 1: and I'm going to play a round of Naggie. Am
Speaker 1: I ever going to use this with you? Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm holding up this. I bought it because I make
Speaker 1: a fantastic burger.
Speaker 3: Oh it's a.
Speaker 1: Smash burger tool, Am I ever going to use it?
Speaker 4: Yes, because in my first cookbook, dinners three minute smash burgers.
Speaker 2: Ooh, we're keeping it three minutes. Keep it.
Speaker 1: I just use my hands.
Speaker 2: I'll take it. Yeah, you take it.
Speaker 1: Take a book, Nagie. Am I ever going to use this? Yes,
Speaker 1: it's a mandolin?
Speaker 3: Absolutely. You can eat any vegetable raw if you use that.
Speaker 1: My fingers are scared of But Nagi, where's your god?
Speaker 1: You know I left that behind.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, as long as you've got a guard, you're fine.
Speaker 2: Yes, great, she's dropped one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's doing good. She's doing good.
Speaker 1: Naggi. I've got a dream to make a Vietnamese steamed
Speaker 1: like a poached chicken salad with lots of jeweli and vegetables. Oh,
Speaker 1: Julian by hand, Oh my god, kill me.
Speaker 3: Cabbage, am illient?
Speaker 1: Am I ever going to use this?
Speaker 4: Use that on cabbage? You will never look back. Use
Speaker 4: it once and you will never look back.
Speaker 1: What about carrots?
Speaker 4: Carrots as well, but cabbage is the big one with that.
Speaker 4: It's such a good way to make a mound of
Speaker 4: cabbage in like thirty seconds, really so good, just.
Speaker 3: Like that face. You'll love it. You'll love it. I've
Speaker 3: got one, haven't.
Speaker 1: Got time, okay, Naggy, am I ever going to use this?
Speaker 3: Is like a sex toy?
Speaker 1: Or if it was a sex toy, The answer is
Speaker 1: definitely yes, it is not a sex toy. It is well.
Speaker 1: I think the most useful thing in anyone's kitchen is
Speaker 1: a microplane that is not a microplane like a macroplane.
Speaker 1: I bought it from Audi. It grates parmesan at five
Speaker 1: times the speed of a normal microplane.
Speaker 3: Giant, I mean plane. No, I'm sending you my matplane.
Speaker 3: Then you can compare, because we're going to compare.
Speaker 1: Maggie, I am not the best following directions or recipes, Nuggie,
Speaker 1: Am I ever going to use this? It is a
Speaker 1: measuring set? You because I use the recipe calls for
Speaker 1: a tablespoon or something. I go that you don't Chrissy,
Speaker 1: I do?
Speaker 4: Oh no, okay, all right? How can we make you
Speaker 4: use them? I mean, they're say, gorgeous. Why would you
Speaker 4: not want to use them?
Speaker 1: Well, they're too good to use, as Migraine used to say.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'll send you a set.
Speaker 1: It seems very hard to like measure out a quarter
Speaker 1: of a teaspoon of bi car where you can just
Speaker 1: get you pour in there and sprinkle it.
Speaker 3: Oh, I can't listen to this. Don't scared what your
Speaker 3: cakes come out like?
Speaker 1: You ordered to brain. You must measure.
Speaker 2: Now, give me love you go and get Naggie's new
Speaker 2: cookbook tonight. It is available in stores and online now.
Speaker 2: And can you hang around and help me do my
Speaker 2: tax return.
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Speaker 1: Lin The Chrissy Swan Show. Chrissy's cliche, well, hadn't do
Speaker 1: a lapepe do a lipa? Set everyone on the trail
Speaker 1: of unique food combinations. Yes, since she introduced us all
Speaker 1: to her halapenno and pickle diet coke hat.
Speaker 2: Which wasn't awful.
Speaker 1: I really like it.
Speaker 2: I like a couple of SIPs I could do. As
Speaker 2: I started to try to drink the full cup, it
Speaker 2: got too much, but it.
Speaker 1: Wasn't but of the foot, But I reckon if you
Speaker 1: had it in like a short like a whiskey glass,
Speaker 1: lots of ice. I think it'd be really delicious.
Speaker 2: Mars.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, just you know, savor it. Kelly Clarkson has
Speaker 1: had the great Liam Hemsworth on her show and she's
Speaker 1: asked him does she have does he have any weird
Speaker 1: food combinations that he likes? Any odd foods for.
Speaker 2: You that you like?
Speaker 5: Yeah, peanut butter and onion sandwiches. I know it's weird,
Speaker 5: but I had my one of my favorite movies as
Speaker 5: a child was this film called Little Monsters, which in
Speaker 5: that movie he wakes up in the middle of the
Speaker 5: night and goes and makes it this sandwich which is
Speaker 5: peanut butter and onions. Hold on exactly, I am not
Speaker 5: exactly that they're not the kind of onions that I
Speaker 5: used to use.
Speaker 2: Don't do it, guys, don't do it.
Speaker 1: I reckon. You know exactly what you just said in
Speaker 1: the In the in the song, he's been served brown
Speaker 1: onions which are real spicy, and maybe he has a
Speaker 1: red onion sweet.
Speaker 2: Also, what do you think about the combo with him
Speaker 2: and Laura Dern, Because they're currently doing the press trail
Speaker 2: for their Netflix rom Comanet.
Speaker 1: There's a big age difference. One isn't there. Yeah, I'll
Speaker 1: be watching that.
Speaker 2: Same because I love her, but I would never think
Speaker 2: to put those two together, like it was quite surprising.
Speaker 1: I love her too, and I love him.
Speaker 2: He's a great dude.
Speaker 1: Do you think that'll be sort of hot the two
Speaker 1: of them together? I do?
Speaker 2: I mean him? Yes, her bit mum vibe for me.
Speaker 2: But that's cool.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, she's exactly the same age as Wendy. That's
Speaker 1: why you get, so I'm not going to get. Do
Speaker 1: you have any weird food combos that you love?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Because I like the sound of this peanut butter and onion.
Speaker 1: It reminds me of like my grain used to make
Speaker 1: a fantastic sandwich which was just tomato and onion, which
Speaker 1: it sounds it sounds like a normal combo, but it
Speaker 1: was big pieces of raw onion, fresh tomato also cut
Speaker 1: really big, and white bread and it was body delicious.
Speaker 2: No, I don't. I'm a bit of a snob like that.
Speaker 1: Do you ever have peanut butter and vegamite together?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: God, it's study every time, every time.
Speaker 2: But I was somewhere the other day and someone ordered
Speaker 2: veggiemtin avo, and oh that's a thing that's a thief
Speaker 2: shouldn't be a thing.
Speaker 1: Well it is. I love how angry you are. You
Speaker 1: are angry like this Reddit article depicts the this vendor
Speaker 1: someone was selling a house. They sold the house and
Speaker 1: then right before they handed over the keys. You know,
Speaker 1: there's time between buying it, thirty days, sixty or whatever
Speaker 1: the settlement. The new owners get the keys, they walk
Speaker 1: in the entire house. Every surface has been painted pale pink.
Speaker 2: Oh, that is so irritating and it's so avengeful.
Speaker 1: What for? That would have cost a fortune? Getting stuff
Speaker 1: painted is expensive. So this vendor, the person is selling
Speaker 1: the house, has put in money just to be spiked.
Speaker 2: Yeah, to hate on them.
Speaker 1: And also it's illegal make.
Speaker 2: Them painted back. I'd go to the real estate agent
Speaker 2: and file a suit and make them painted back to white.
Speaker 1: Don't you wonder what makes people tick? Like what price vengeance?
Speaker 2: I mean, vengeance can be fun.
Speaker 1: Crissy Swan show.
Speaker 2: I recently taught Chrissy how to do something. I don't
Speaker 2: think she's done it again since, but we're excited that
Speaker 2: she did it once.
Speaker 1: I mean, people can't believe it. But there is such
Speaker 1: a massive age difference between you and I.
Speaker 2: I've never worked out how many years either of I
Speaker 2: it would be over twenty Yes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like twenty three, twenty.
Speaker 2: Three, twenty three years. Yeah, wow, that is crazy.
Speaker 1: That is crazy. I still had my full little caterpillar
Speaker 1: mustache when you were born, before I whipped it up.
Speaker 1: Now I teach you things like the importance of the
Speaker 1: Doobie Brothers and Carol King, and then you teach me things, yes,
Speaker 1: like technology. Although you've let me down on the iPad
Speaker 1: to be continued.
Speaker 2: Oh what happened with it? I never did an ind
Speaker 2: I was going to handball it to Nick in l team.
Speaker 1: Didn't do that either. I'll do it anyway. I digress.
Speaker 1: You helped me in so many ways. Frank Ocean Yes,
Speaker 1: airplane takeoff song. Fred again got to wear the T
Speaker 1: shirt only once. Notice I've got something fresh on today.
Speaker 1: Well that I did have yesterday's top on under and
Speaker 1: I took it off.
Speaker 2: I appreciate it.
Speaker 1: You've taught me some technology, and I really really appreciate it.
Speaker 1: We had a situation earlier this week. I've bought something
Speaker 1: on click and collected a couple of tortilla containers. I mean,
Speaker 1: the lady Madness is off the charts at the moment. Anyway,
Speaker 1: I bought them in July and they're still there, and yeah,
Speaker 1: well they will now because we had a bit of
Speaker 1: a situation. We don't get into the detail, but you
Speaker 1: texted me and you said, I'm going to send you
Speaker 1: a voice note read the tortilla containers.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: First of all, I say, like, who's the youngest one? Here?
Speaker 1: I go, are we in trouble? That's me saying it
Speaker 1: a grown woman. Anyway, Then this thing comes through and I.
Speaker 2: Listened to it, and then I get a text from
Speaker 2: you back.
Speaker 1: What I've done is I've gone hit jack. Can't know that.
Speaker 2: I don't know how to do this, so you had
Speaker 2: to go.
Speaker 1: So I hit something and I started to speak into
Speaker 1: my phone, but it just transcribes it into a text.
Speaker 2: Correct.
Speaker 1: The text reads, can you hear me? Is this recording?
Speaker 1: I'm trying to send a voice message voice note? Ha
Speaker 1: ha ha.
Speaker 2: I then send back a coffin emoji with instructions on
Speaker 2: how to send a voice note, and you hit the
Speaker 2: plus sign to the left of the keyboard and then
Speaker 2: hit audio and then you'll see a red like wave
Speaker 2: start to come up when you're recording.
Speaker 1: And then I think I'm recording, and I'm saying to you,
Speaker 1: I've literally never been older than I am now.
Speaker 2: But it's translating into text, so you've hit voice to text.
Speaker 2: But Swani, then you figured it out. I did, and
Speaker 2: we managed to save this because I feel like this
Speaker 2: is big. This is your first ever voice.
Speaker 1: I don't know how to do it again. But yeah,
Speaker 1: is this recording. It's a kill joy. Those tortilla containers
Speaker 1: are staying exactly where they are. I'm just going to
Speaker 1: do my money. I can't show my face. I can't
Speaker 1: show my face. I can't show my face.
Speaker 2: There the seriousness in the voice not loved it.
Speaker 1: Put them back into stock.
Speaker 2: The shame of iturteen twenty four to ten. We want
Speaker 2: to ask, have you had to teach someone old something
Speaker 2: new this week?
Speaker 1: Carrie dare you? Can you treat an old Can you
Speaker 1: teach an old dog new tricks? Apparently you can.
Speaker 2: You did very well someone.
Speaker 1: It's the Crissy Swan Show. It's the Crissy Swan Show.
Speaker 1: I'm officially old. That you make me feel younger and
Speaker 1: older than I am really a bit of both. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: like if if you're only just tuning in, Jack had
Speaker 1: to teach me how to leave a voice what's it called.
Speaker 2: My voice memo?
Speaker 1: A voice? No?
Speaker 2: A voice message?
Speaker 1: Can I confess to you again? I have received messages
Speaker 1: like that and I've never listened to them, haven't you No?
Speaker 2: I love listening to them. Do you know which app
Speaker 2: has a better feature? Though? WhatsApp you can listen at
Speaker 2: one point five or two speed. So when my sister
Speaker 2: in London sends me a rambling a minute twenty voice note,
Speaker 2: I double it. I slacked that out in forty seconds.
Speaker 1: That is fantastic. I didn't know that. So you're teaching
Speaker 1: myself all the time. Thirty twenty four ten. When have
Speaker 1: you taught an old person something new? Hello? Jill?
Speaker 6: Hi, guys, how are you good?
Speaker 1: You've got a beautiful voice and a lovely manner?
Speaker 6: Jilly, Oh thank you.
Speaker 1: Please tell me what old person has been in a
Speaker 1: recipient of your knowledge.
Speaker 6: I had an elderly client who was in his nineties.
Speaker 1: That's what Jack calls me, his ely client.
Speaker 6: Yes, yes, and he's recently had lost his wife with
Speaker 6: this stage and was feeling a bit lonely, and we're
Speaker 6: having a bit of a chat and I was like, oh,
Speaker 6: do you have Facebook? And he was like, No, he
Speaker 6: had no idea what it was. So I showed him
Speaker 6: on my phone and explained that, you know, if you
Speaker 6: have Facebook, you can you know, look up at your
Speaker 6: family and just you know, be able to see what
Speaker 6: they're up to every day and things like that. So
Speaker 6: I thought I'd take time out of my day and
Speaker 6: sit down with him and help him set up Facebook.
Speaker 1: What happens. He'd never seen no Facebook.
Speaker 6: No, he was in his nineties. He was so oblivious
Speaker 6: to it all forward. I then set it all up
Speaker 6: and then taught him how to FaceTime his family. It
Speaker 6: was amazing.
Speaker 1: Has he worked out only fans yet? Or I don't know?
Speaker 2: Frist pharmacy voucher for Yuji. We're asking have you had
Speaker 2: to teach you? You're so welcome someone old, something new.
Speaker 2: Let's go to Katelyn.
Speaker 1: Imagine that moment that that man saw on a person,
Speaker 1: a person that he was talking to, because his memory
Speaker 1: would be, you know, the dialogue claw a mind blown
Speaker 1: Hi Caitlin, Hi Chrissy, what listen if you taught an
Speaker 1: older person recently?
Speaker 7: So yesterday I was getting my nails done and there
Speaker 7: was a lady sitting next to me. She would have
Speaker 7: been maybe about sixty or sixty five, and she was
Speaker 7: being quite rude to the lady doing her nails, and
Speaker 7: at one point even turned to the person next to
Speaker 7: her and kind of mimicked what the lady had just
Speaker 7: Oh o you WHI was to be still, and this
Speaker 7: was kind of getting on my nerves, so I turned
Speaker 7: to her and said, maybe if you treat her the
Speaker 7: way that you wish to be treated, you'll have a
Speaker 7: much better experience. Just gave me a dirty look and
Speaker 7: look the other way, but she shut up for the
Speaker 7: rest of her nails.
Speaker 1: I love this twist that you're teaching an older lady
Speaker 1: some madness. The Crispy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: We're going to relive some lady madness.
Speaker 1: Let's go to Reddit, shall we jack one of our favorites.
Speaker 2: Our favorite place on the world wide Web.
Speaker 1: I read this question and I laughed in a very
Speaker 1: relatable way. I got yelled at by a customer in
Speaker 1: Target because I ignored her when she was asking for help.
Speaker 1: I had headphones in shore. But also I do not
Speaker 1: work at Target. Now this is a mistake. I don't
Speaker 1: know whether it's ever happened to me.
Speaker 2: As if someone's thought you were an employee.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like I only anyone said excuse me, maybe it's
Speaker 1: happened at Meyra or something. Occasionally I can remember like.
Speaker 2: Two or three times recently it's happened to me.
Speaker 1: Were you at Likes No, I wasn't. That that's a compliment,
Speaker 1: I know, thank you.
Speaker 2: No, I wasn't. I was at Zara in Chatty, and
Speaker 2: because like I love Uniclo love Zara. Don't at me
Speaker 2: for fast fashion. But when I go in there, I
Speaker 2: know the floor plan, right, So I walk in, I
Speaker 2: smack a hard left to go see the shirts and jackets,
Speaker 2: and then if I want to go to suit, you'll
Speaker 2: look at suit. I go a hard rite. So I
Speaker 2: think people see you walk with such like authority and
Speaker 2: like you know, you have knowledge about what you're the
Speaker 2: product you're going to. They just assume you work there
Speaker 2: and they're like, hey, excuse me. I'm like, what do
Speaker 2: you love the radio show?
Speaker 1: Next time someone says, oh, can you just find this
Speaker 1: in a meeting, pom and say how very day?
Speaker 2: So I get how this can happen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I do it all the time.
Speaker 2: You can imagine, oh my god, that's like peak chaotic creasy.
Speaker 1: I ask people for very specific assistance in an overly
Speaker 1: friendly way.
Speaker 2: Give me a recent example.
Speaker 1: Oh, I was at a supermarket and I was looking
Speaker 1: specifically for straight pretzels.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dead, that's unlike you.
Speaker 1: Sorry, And I looked around and at the moment of
Speaker 1: staff member selection, I'm one hundred percent sure. It's not
Speaker 1: like I just grabbed the first per person, like I'm
Speaker 1: not a total eatiot. For somewhere around on a ground,
Speaker 1: I go, oh, they work here. And by the way,
Speaker 1: people that work anywhere are getting less and less, Like God,
Speaker 1: don't ask for any help in a lot of stores.
Speaker 1: It's like you're wandering around going anyone anyone work here.
Speaker 2: I know soon we're going to be able to just
Speaker 2: walk out with the stuff the tags have got security
Speaker 2: tag people will go off and no one will care.
Speaker 1: I don't worry. There's always security jagging. There's always over
Speaker 1: with the work there. Anyway. I will really like put
Speaker 1: in an effort because they get it wrong so long
Speaker 1: so often, and I'll say hello, I'm so sorry, Like
Speaker 1: I come in like mum, you know, I'm like, I'm
Speaker 1: so sorry. I can't think to find the straight prinsips.
Speaker 1: I don't want the Parkers ones for this recipe give
Speaker 1: way I know, and I give way too much information
Speaker 1: because I don't want to be a burden. And honestly,
Speaker 1: three times out of ten so they look at me,
Speaker 1: they look around like is there a camera, and they
Speaker 1: go they go, oh, I don't work here, and then
Speaker 1: I look at them with you know, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I've done it again. I you know, I go, I go,
Speaker 1: of course, you know, sorry sorry, And then I'm gonna
Speaker 1: end up going to the checkout checks able to work there.
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