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Speaker 1: Fourteen past eight here on Nova, we are doing it.

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Speaker 1: Thanks my mates to Chella already express you're on the

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Speaker 1: air with Jason Lauren Clint here as well.

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Speaker 2: Something peculiar happened yesterday late on over one hundred back

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Speaker 2: end of our show as we were handballing to Aaron

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Speaker 2: Rich who is our workday announcer at the moment, not

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Speaker 2: just that, he's also a marriage celebrant, and he came

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Speaker 2: armed with this very out of nowhere, this very very

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Speaker 2: strange fact.

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Speaker 3: Only found this out recently. If you bury uncooked sausages

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Speaker 3: in the backyard the night before.

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Speaker 4: I didn't just go with me on this.

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Speaker 3: Apparently if you put if you bury sausages in the backyard,

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Speaker 3: then I can call uncooked sausages.

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Speaker 4: It keeps the rain away on a way.

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Speaker 1: We're talking about weddings in these horrible conditions.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, my dog would just dig it up, yes, and

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Speaker 5: probably rain on my wedding day and the dug up

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Speaker 5: backyard and yees six dog that I'd never heard of

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Speaker 5: that much.

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Speaker 1: I'd never heard of it A raw sausages.

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Speaker 5: Google it and it is a British from the UK

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Speaker 5: in England.

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Speaker 2: I'm obsessed with old wives tales like just the weirder,

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Speaker 2: the wackier, the better.

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Speaker 6: What about the.

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Speaker 5: Thing people who have the flu and they tape onions

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Speaker 5: to their feet?

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, it absorbs. H I've never heard of onions

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Speaker 1: to your feet. But if you put I remember when

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Speaker 1: the kids were sick, We're cut an onion in half

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Speaker 1: and put in the bedroom.

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Speaker 4: You know, you tape it to your feet, your feet,

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Speaker 4: Watch the dangle of onion to the just put it

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Speaker 4: on a plate.

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Speaker 6: But the smell?

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Speaker 4: Really?

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Speaker 1: What about?

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Speaker 2: I think the one that always got me was if

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Speaker 2: you swallow your chewing gum, it's there for seven years.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, because your body can't digest it.

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Speaker 6: Thirteen apple or you're going to grow apples in your

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Speaker 6: belly to the.

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Speaker 1: Chewing gums are good e though thirteen twenty fourteen is

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Speaker 1: out numbers?

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Speaker 6: Is that true?

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Speaker 2: That? No?

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Speaker 4: Okay?

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Speaker 2: So it is true that the human body can't digest it,

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Speaker 2: but it basically passes through your system, more or less intact,

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Speaker 2: and comes out the other end almost straight away.

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Speaker 1: My kid does a fart after eating habit bubba, will

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Speaker 1: he blow a bubble?

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Speaker 4: Probably grape grete bubble?

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Speaker 1: How good's grape?

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Speaker 4: Another good one actually thirteen twenty four to ten. If

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Speaker 4: you've got one carrots, eating carrots gives.

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Speaker 6: You in the dark better, I do your crust on

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Speaker 6: your get curly hair.

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Speaker 4: I have researched this. Now.

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Speaker 2: Carrots do contain a better carotine. I think that helps

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Speaker 2: maintain normal vision. But eating more than won't fix your

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Speaker 2: poor us, so you won't get better ice ight.

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Speaker 6: Like Superman seeing in the dark. And then I remember thinking,

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Speaker 6: rabbits must have great ice in the dark.

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Speaker 1: Well they go. Kids, if you're listening on the way

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Speaker 1: to school, eat the carrots, keep your eyes in the dark.

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Speaker 4: Wow, there's some reals.

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Speaker 6: I just crust on bread give you curly hair? Really?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, h eating crust on the bread give you

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Speaker 1: curly hair. Wow, that's some really good one. Seah.

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Speaker 4: What about swimming after eating will give you debilitating craps?

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Speaker 1: No, that's a safety thing. It's a safety No, it's

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Speaker 1: crap No, no, no, you can't go straight in the pool.

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Speaker 1: You got to wait that twenty minutes.

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Speaker 4: Well, you don't drown if you eat a hot dog

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Speaker 4: and then jump into the pool.

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Speaker 1: I think, oh, I thought, no.

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Speaker 6: You sul thought you'd think that's my moment.

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Speaker 1: I'm always like now you got to wake us fifteen minutes, yeah,

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Speaker 1: which felt like an hour.

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Speaker 5: But I think it's so you didn't right, okay, Like

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Speaker 5: if you're get the jump in the water and your

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Speaker 5: lunch comes up.

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Speaker 1: Dad just didn't want to retrieve chunks with the.

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Speaker 5: Thirteen twenty four ten is a number? Do you have

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Speaker 5: an old wive's tale that you still believe? Because I

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Speaker 5: still still hit my carrots and think I'm going to

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Speaker 5: see in.

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Speaker 1: The dark Connie, good morning.

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Speaker 7: Good morning.

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Speaker 1: What have you got for us?

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Speaker 7: So on Italian and in our culture, they used to

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Speaker 7: say that if you're single and sat on a corner

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Speaker 7: of a table, you will never get married.

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Speaker 1: You had a lot of corners of your drop.

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Speaker 6: Say it again if you see that corner of a table.

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Speaker 7: So if you're sitting at a table and you're sitting

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Speaker 7: on a corner, you will never get married. And I

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Speaker 7: used to do it on purpose just to upset my mum,

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Speaker 7: and I got married.

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Speaker 5: You he's got round tables with lazy Susan's in his

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Speaker 5: He's never at the corner.

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Speaker 6: We'll get you one of those, Clinty.

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Speaker 4: Hey, megsy Hey, Hello, we're good. You got an old

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Speaker 4: wives tale?

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Speaker 7: Yeah, my name used to say, if you ate the

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Speaker 7: pips out of you, like your lemon, your oranges, your

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Speaker 7: passion for whatever you're getting, ade.

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Speaker 5: You get what.

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Speaker 1: That's I've had one. They're terrible, Yeah, appending removed on.

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Speaker 1: Really yep, we burst?

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Speaker 6: What do they do anyway?

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Speaker 1: Not much? That's a keyhouse. Serdios in huge amounts of pain.

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Speaker 1: Went to the hospital mid show.

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Speaker 6: Actually appendicitis is excruciating.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and then they get there before they put me

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Speaker 1: in a room with another guy who's appendix burst.

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Speaker 6: Oh that's painful.

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Speaker 1: So I just hear the scream from the other side

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Speaker 1: of the curtain.

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Speaker 4: I got another one.

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Speaker 6: Did you ate your lemon? Pips?

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Speaker 1: So that's fake?

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Speaker 4: What about what about the five second rule about food?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: I just.

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Speaker 2: Basically, if you drop an eminem on the ground, you

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Speaker 2: got five seconds. After After five seconds, you know your bugget.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, this is a good one.

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Speaker 2: If you ever dripped dropped something on the ground and

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Speaker 2: then popped it into your mouth, bacteria transfers to food immediately,

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Speaker 2: So there's no five seconds acceptable thing.

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Speaker 1: No, No, you have waited five seconds. You look around.

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Speaker 1: That's around graem.

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Speaker 6: Seriously, samone along, good morning, good morning, How are you

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Speaker 6: going to your old wifestyle and doesn't work.

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Speaker 1: Well, I'm convinced it does.

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Speaker 7: But if you pee on your warts, they disappear.

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Speaker 4: On your Do you have warters?

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Speaker 1: She's convinced it does work, so I would say she

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Speaker 1: does not have whatts?

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Speaker 4: How do you?

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Speaker 7: How do you? What?

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Speaker 6: Depends on your back?

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Speaker 7: What is that.

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Speaker 1: Shower?

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Speaker 4: In your own way?

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Speaker 7: Was a child which was a long time ago. I

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Speaker 7: had a wall on my finger. I used to just

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Speaker 7: we on it and it went away for How long?

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Speaker 6: How many times did you have to watch your.

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Speaker 1: Work, preferably your own week?

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Speaker 6: And how long? How many times?

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Speaker 5: I reckon?

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Speaker 7: It was probably ten fifteen?

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Speaker 1: The way? Sorry, the war?

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Speaker 6: We need more details. How long did you have to

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Speaker 6: leave the way on? Because I assume you couldn't go?

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Speaker 4: Was your hand?

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Speaker 6: What's up?

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Speaker 7: You left it on and went about your business.

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Speaker 6: You never washed your hand.

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Speaker 1: You have a lot of questions. If you got some watches?

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Speaker 6: I don't have any watch, but any chasing me? SAME's

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Speaker 6: the one with my fingers.

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Speaker 4: I'll have it go.

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Speaker 6: Come on, I don't have any more.

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Speaker 1: Jason Clint The War and his fingers on the phone

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Speaker 1: morning

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Speaker 4: Jason Lauren, Lauren wake up feeling good, following them on

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Speaker 4: the socials,