Speaker 1: Get you every morning, every day, adelaides.
Speaker 2: When you're a kid, sometimes mum and dad just brought
Speaker 2: out the special stuff, you know, whether it be food
Speaker 2: or drink. And we had a discussion about this the
Speaker 2: other day and you were talking about your dad on
Speaker 2: the farm in Beckham, New South Wales, population eight.
Speaker 3: And sixty five. Thank you very much, Sorry mate, my fault.
Speaker 2: Does it really matter when you're the only person in
Speaker 2: your year, not just your class, but your year.
Speaker 3: Post office hall and a pub?
Speaker 2: Perfect?
Speaker 3: Thank you very much. Preach that that that's nice.
Speaker 2: Every now and then your dad would venture out. Did
Speaker 2: you have a bottle shop or you just got your
Speaker 2: call from the pub?
Speaker 3: I don't know, actually I don't think.
Speaker 1: I think there was a bottle of shop at a
Speaker 1: nearer town, but I think there was a bottle shop
Speaker 1: connected to the pub's second one of those old school
Speaker 1: country pub it's really cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So there wasn't a Dan Murphy's absolutely not any who,
Speaker 2: So you were saying that when your dad brought out
Speaker 2: a particular beer, you were on.
Speaker 3: Yeah, absolutely, we're well as kids, we wor on. Mom
Speaker 3: and dad were on.
Speaker 1: My dad mixed between VB and Melbourne bitters exactly, and
Speaker 1: then when there were crowdies in the fridge, Yeah, something
Speaker 1: good had happened. Yeah, it was a celebration, usually the
Speaker 1: end of harvest. Yeah, and I'm not alone in this
Speaker 1: space as well. Produced a flat Crownies was the top
Speaker 1: shelf celebration beer.
Speaker 4: Yeah. So my dad would only ever drink VB but
Speaker 4: for a special occasion, or if some friends were coming
Speaker 4: over or Christmas.
Speaker 3: Christmas, he'd say.
Speaker 4: To my mum, all right, love, gotta go get my
Speaker 4: box of Crownies. You know what the cutest thing is.
Speaker 4: To this day, he's in his sixties and Dad's still
Speaker 4: for a special occasion, we'll buy Crowdies.
Speaker 1: So they're still around, even cuter.
Speaker 3: He drink every single one of them. Oh twenty four
Speaker 3: and one hitting. Well done, mister Flak.
Speaker 4: It's actually not really alive, but sure.
Speaker 2: My stepdad always had Bundy rum buney rum in the cans,
Speaker 2: but when he got the actual bottle bunny rum out was.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all of a sudden bad. That's what happens when
Speaker 1: people drink bunderberg Ram.
Speaker 2: You can get a little bit angry. Not poppy, Jeff,
Speaker 2: Though not poppy.
Speaker 3: Jeff mellowed him.
Speaker 2: That's nice and so when this is a sad story,
Speaker 2: I don't know if I should tell it. I've committed
Speaker 2: now though. But when he passed away because he had
Speaker 2: to Manta in the end, he.
Speaker 1: Poured rum on him, one last little dash.
Speaker 3: That rum stench going up to heaven.
Speaker 1: And then he got to the pearly gates and they're like,
Speaker 1: you're coming to he of Rummy.
Speaker 2: It's not where this story was continued, just saying he
Speaker 2: still had a cart and left over, so we all
Speaker 2: drank the Bunderberg rum to Poppy Jeff. That's a nice story,
Speaker 2: isn't it. Of course, anyway, your story was better about.
Speaker 1: Pooring because straight away when I saw that, it wasn't
Speaker 1: because Mum dad were about to get drunk.
Speaker 3: They probably weren't.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I think they've just had one crowds. But it
Speaker 1: was the fact that you knew Mum and Dad were
Speaker 1: an absolute great moods. All of a sudden, kids are like, yeah,
Speaker 1: we're partying. We don't know why, but we're on Chinese food.
Speaker 2: Oh that's such a good story.
Speaker 1: Never a dull moment. When this man is on board,
Speaker 1: Fits is joining us right now.
Speaker 3: Good morning to you, fits.
Speaker 5: E, Jodi and am I currently talking to Is it
Speaker 5: mister September of the Hot Dance of Adelaide?
Speaker 6: Calendar man, incourage, mister December.
Speaker 3: We're bringing it.
Speaker 6: We're bringing it home hard, lazy and gentlemen. Very Christmas.
Speaker 6: Imagine putting a bit of missiletoe over that one.
Speaker 5: Jode's.
Speaker 6: Actually, you do look hot. I don't know it's for me.
Speaker 5: It's a choice out of Andrew Hayes or if it's
Speaker 5: Tom Rin. I don't know who I'm going to be
Speaker 5: taking home for Christmas.
Speaker 2: F Yeah, it's a tricky one.
Speaker 3: We can both fit your stocking.
Speaker 5: Fitty fine, Tommy, you could fit eight tom Wren's in
Speaker 5: a stocking. Oregon.
Speaker 2: You were not giving Tommy enough credit here, Fitzy, son
Speaker 2: of Mick and Claire. We've been talking this morning about
Speaker 2: when you knew that something big was happening in your house,
Speaker 2: like your parents break out something special and fancy just
Speaker 2: to signify a special occasion, for example your parents. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Usually I think it was usually at the end of
Speaker 1: either harvest or when we're sewing, and if there was
Speaker 1: a box of crown he's in the fridge.
Speaker 3: And mister Bill Hayes, he was on he was really
Speaker 3: in celebration mode.
Speaker 6: I mean, this is what wasn't a big thing.
Speaker 5: But on a Friday night we used to pick up
Speaker 5: Mum from the dental surgery at More for Vale. She
Speaker 5: would jump into the garden. I used to love how
Speaker 5: Dad would go, Dal, you're not cooking at night. We're
Speaker 5: going to junk food corner nor lunger there and you'd
Speaker 5: have a choice, Jody, you have a choice between macas
Speaker 5: KFC or Pizza Haut. Dad would give you ten bucks.
Speaker 5: It was a two piece feed for me every time
Speaker 5: with a bit of Coleslaw. That was always KFC for me.
Speaker 5: But we always knew that we were having a big one.
Speaker 5: The other one was we lived in Christie Downs, right,
Speaker 5: and I had no idea until Mom and Dad told
Speaker 5: me this later on we bought this house. Mom and
Speaker 5: Dad bought a house in Christy Downs for thirty grand.
Speaker 5: That was two years ago. But we had two fences, right.
Speaker 5: We had a fence around the block of land and
Speaker 5: then there was another huge fence that was set five
Speaker 5: meters in from the fence.
Speaker 6: On the outside of the block. And I never understood it.
Speaker 5: I remember we used to have all these weird people
Speaker 5: knocking on our door saying is the party on today?
Speaker 5: We found out afterwards, but we bought the house off
Speaker 5: that were the head.
Speaker 6: Of a nudist colony.
Speaker 5: Yes, and they used to have parties in the backyard,
Speaker 5: completely starkers and that's why they had two fences so
Speaker 5: no one could see in WHOA. The three legged race
Speaker 5: was really weird, but I have apart from that it was.
Speaker 7: Well.
Speaker 3: Tom Rand has re.
Speaker 2: Entered the conversation, speaking of athletic ability.
Speaker 6: Let's talk the draft.
Speaker 1: Sure hey fit as a fellow number four pick.
Speaker 3: What sort of advice have you given to new Crosed Draper.
Speaker 5: I felt like giving him a call last night and
Speaker 5: just saying, well, I know how you feel Wednesday night.
Speaker 5: I know how you feel mate, coming in at number four.
Speaker 5: The thing is he's got a bit of football ability.
Speaker 6: I didn't.
Speaker 5: I'm really pumped. He's a local boy, good Southern boy.
Speaker 5: He goes to card I in college and he's a jit.
Speaker 5: That's the other thing. He's quick, he's agile, and I
Speaker 5: think he's only going to get stronger, faster and he'll
Speaker 5: be great for the Crows.
Speaker 2: We also had a discussion and you might be able
Speaker 2: to help us out in this with the social media
Speaker 2: now and the fact that everything is filmed.
Speaker 6: When all these kids get drafted, it's.
Speaker 2: Like fifteen of their mates piling with pillows and just
Speaker 2: fist and it's like do their very best to try
Speaker 2: and injure their best mate who's just got drafted, like
Speaker 2: at that moment, like talk us through those celebrations.
Speaker 6: It's insane. I didn't. I didn't go to the draft.
Speaker 6: I didn't do it draft camp. I didn't go to
Speaker 6: the draft.
Speaker 5: I actually we had a big night at the Crown
Speaker 5: and Its Victor Harbor the night before. I remember this,
Speaker 5: and I was hung over the day. I suppose it
Speaker 5: says a lot about my football career. But yeah, we
Speaker 5: had a heap of friends around and you would hear
Speaker 5: it on the radio. I'm pretty sure we heard it
Speaker 5: on the radio and we were informed that I was
Speaker 5: going to Sydney. Mum was crying her eyes out. Dad
Speaker 5: was celebrating. He was getting rid of me. But it is,
Speaker 5: it's such a big day.
Speaker 6: But I wasn't. I wasn't actually at the draft.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, Did you get a night at junk food
Speaker 2: corner after you got drafted? Yes? Anyway, the Vince Geralds
Speaker 2: know how to celebrate with some if fits.
Speaker 3: Appreciate your time, mate, We'll do it all again next week.
Speaker 6: Good on you guys. Thanks mister December. Now that's a job.
Speaker 3: That was a joke.
Speaker 1: That's a joke, terrible joke, the best way to start
Speaker 1: the way we've said that in Stay Hot Humor.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just give me your veins.
Speaker 1: I'm going to object you.
Speaker 6: Let's go.
Speaker 1: No, here's my pain. Oh sweet serum in there? Please
Speaker 1: do you want me to fill you up?
Speaker 3: But that sounds really.
Speaker 1: Rude goodness, although it is a good space for it.
Speaker 1: The Monday Morning joke Pop True Pretty Humor. A special
Speaker 1: guest this morning.
Speaker 6: I black, I'll be honest.
Speaker 1: I'm a little bit nervous.
Speaker 5: Be right.
Speaker 1: How about you kick us off and you set the
Speaker 1: tone this morning. Oh, this could be a very bad tone. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'll do it.
Speaker 4: A man walks into a library and orders fish and chips.
Speaker 4: The librarian says, excuse me, this is a library, and
Speaker 4: the man goes, oh, I'm so sorry, I'd.
Speaker 6: Like some fish and chips.
Speaker 1: It's not bad.
Speaker 4: I'll be really honest.
Speaker 3: I reckon.
Speaker 4: Jodie has just been real nice in every.
Speaker 1: Action there or she didn't get it Okay, I do
Speaker 1: get it.
Speaker 2: I do get it. What I will say is this,
Speaker 2: I reckon producers. Oh he did that joke a couple
Speaker 2: of weeks ago.
Speaker 1: Oh really, if it's very familiar, Oh crap, we've probably
Speaker 1: got on the same website.
Speaker 6: I mean, you had one job this morning.
Speaker 2: One job was to come up with some original material.
Speaker 1: You didn't write that. Okay, you said, I'm setting the tone.
Speaker 4: It's a very bad start, So I'll throw it back
Speaker 4: to you two.
Speaker 1: Okay, Jo's fun.
Speaker 2: Hey did you hear that joke about the drunk who
Speaker 2: got kicked out of the museum for spanking the statues?
Speaker 2: You really hit rock bottoms? Thank you?
Speaker 1: Bring us home bottom classic?
Speaker 3: All right, you go.
Speaker 1: Two men are sitting drinking about the top of the
Speaker 1: Empire State Building when the first man turns the other
Speaker 1: and says, do you know what last week I discovered
Speaker 1: the if you jump from the top of this building,
Speaker 1: by the time you fall to the tenth floor, the
Speaker 1: winds around the building are so intense that they carry
Speaker 1: around the building and back into the window. It's crazy.
Speaker 1: What The bartender just shakes his head in disapproval while
Speaker 1: wiping the bar. The second guy says, you're insane. There's
Speaker 1: no way that could happen. He says, no, it's true.
Speaker 1: Let me prove it to you. So he gets up
Speaker 1: from the bar, jumps over the balcony, plumbs to the
Speaker 1: street below. When he passes the tenth floor, the high
Speaker 1: wind whips him around the building and back into the
Speaker 1: tenth floor window, and he takes the elevator back up
Speaker 1: to the bar. Once upstairs, he urges his fellow drinker
Speaker 1: just to go ahead and try it like Boke says, well,
Speaker 1: what the hell, I saw it my own eyes. It'll work.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna try it. So he jumps over the balcony
Speaker 1: and plunges down, hitting the sidewalk with a splat. Back upstairs,
Speaker 1: the bartender turns the other drinking and saying, you know what,
Speaker 1: you're a real knob when you drink, Superman. I've always
Speaker 1: said that, so don't go drinking. But Superman, because you're
Speaker 1: a gaslight. You are jumping out the window. Classic Draper
Speaker 1: is so fast.
Speaker 2: He's been an absolute staff for South Adelaide in the Sandford.
Speaker 5: What a win from Draper, inspirational from the captain.
Speaker 2: A favorite of our very own Fitzy.
Speaker 6: I'm really pumped. He's a local boy.
Speaker 5: He's quick, he's agile, and I think he's only going
Speaker 5: to get stronger and he'll be great for the Crows and.
Speaker 2: Has just been drafted at number four to play for
Speaker 2: the Adelaide Crows. Adelaide please welcome you Crows recruit Sin Draper, Lady.
Speaker 1: Jmen your number four pick, but number one in our hearts.
Speaker 1: It's Sid Draper.
Speaker 7: Morning.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're just saying just off there, just quite wet you.
Speaker 1: Any much going on, it would have been up to
Speaker 1: Sid last week, a few days anything any substantial happen,
Speaker 1: just some.
Speaker 7: Quiet reading time, staying at home with the family.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Now see, there was a lot of conjecture about whether
Speaker 2: the Crows were going to go local, a good South
Speaker 2: Adelaide boy, or they were going to head over to Victoria.
Speaker 2: I heard that Mattie Nicks gave you nothing. He didn't
Speaker 2: give you any sort of hint as to whether you
Speaker 2: were coming to the Crows or not. What was that
Speaker 2: feeling like when you realize Maddie was just playing ducks
Speaker 2: and drakes.
Speaker 7: It was a huge relief. As you said, he didn't
Speaker 7: really give me anything. So I was sort of in
Speaker 7: my head sort of you know what's going to happen now.
Speaker 7: But when my name got right out and it was
Speaker 7: the sort of said it was an easy choice.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 7: That just really filled my heart and it was awesome.
Speaker 1: Sid.
Speaker 2: What's your personal situation here if you had had you
Speaker 2: have gone into state, would you be leaving behind a girlfriend?
Speaker 7: Oh no, no, no tie down there.
Speaker 1: That's okay. It's a big year that concentrates on your
Speaker 1: new girlfriend, and that is a sharon he said. I
Speaker 1: love asking the new draft Day's about if they've got
Speaker 1: any text from particular people that's absolutely blowing their mind.
Speaker 1: You would have got maybe hundreds of texts, but your
Speaker 1: most high profile texts maybe from current teammates, former teammates
Speaker 1: of the Crows.
Speaker 7: Texts En Dawson, a couple of big ones, which is
Speaker 7: so cool. Benny Hart messaged me as a football club. Yeah,
Speaker 7: so that that was pretty special to see him. And
Speaker 7: three potential that he may be wearing his number as
Speaker 7: well would be pretty awesome.
Speaker 2: I wonder said, when when you go to reply to
Speaker 2: these guys, is it like you know, when you have
Speaker 2: a girl that you like and you start typing and
Speaker 2: then you go, oh my god, no, and then you delete,
Speaker 2: and then you start typing again, and then you check
Speaker 2: with your mates and go is this all right?
Speaker 7: I had my brother next to me sort of help
Speaker 7: me out. It's so cool to be able to apply
Speaker 7: to AFL players and the rest of the staff that
Speaker 7: are at the club.
Speaker 1: You know, it said you only get one chance, one
Speaker 1: chance in your life. To random number pops up and
Speaker 1: it's text Walker and you respond with, sorry, bro, don't
Speaker 1: know this number?
Speaker 3: Who is?
Speaker 1: Did you take that opportunity or did you keep it
Speaker 1: above board?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 7: I kept it to just a thought.
Speaker 4: Luckily.
Speaker 7: I would be afraid what text would do to me
Speaker 7: if I.
Speaker 2: Did that, or just like haha emojiate. Yeah, just before
Speaker 2: we let you go see there were comparisons in the
Speaker 2: coverage of the draft between you and Jason Horn. Francis,
Speaker 2: I will warn you that Hazy has a massive man
Speaker 2: crush on Jason Horn. Frances you could be next sid drap,
Speaker 2: but you could be next.
Speaker 3: To tell me you move like Jason does.
Speaker 7: I have been told to do move similar to him.
Speaker 7: He's been a friend of our family and my brother
Speaker 7: for so long, so I've sort of seen him play
Speaker 7: for so long, and I did sort of see similarities
Speaker 7: in our game. But he's an awesome player and he's
Speaker 7: an absolutely start of the game right now, so to
Speaker 7: even get as even close to him would be unreal.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, you're in a very very unique group, and
Speaker 1: I feel like most of you guys are similar. Of course,
Speaker 1: I'm talking blokes have been picked in the top five
Speaker 1: from South Adelaide. You've got Draper, You've got Horn Francis,
Speaker 1: and then you've got Ryan Fitzgerald. Oh yes, and he
Speaker 1: had this to say about you a couple of days ago.
Speaker 5: Sid, I'm really pumped. He's a local boy, good Southern boy.
Speaker 5: He goes to card In College and he's a jit.
Speaker 5: That's the other thing. He's quick, he's agile, and I
Speaker 5: think he's only going to get stronger, faster, and he'll
Speaker 5: be great for the Crows. Right.
Speaker 1: So, any comparisons to Fitzgerald.
Speaker 7: No, I don't. I don't think so, unless he's you know,
Speaker 7: fast and quick and agile like.
Speaker 2: You said, I'm remember those were no, no, no, exactly,
Speaker 2: Well said Draper. It has been such a lovely chat.
Speaker 2: Nice to talk to you. Your challenge now is we've
Speaker 2: already enlisted Joshua Shelley. He's a good friend of the show.
Speaker 2: He listens to the show all the time. So you
Speaker 2: need to get all the Crows boys around Jody and
Speaker 2: Hazy in the morning. Are you up for it?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 7: Sure can Yeah?
Speaker 2: Perfect?
Speaker 1: Good on your see. Congratulations. We can't wait to watch
Speaker 1: your career unfold.
Speaker 3: The cricket's not fun at the moment. I'm not having
Speaker 3: a good time watching the Test. I'll be honest to be.
Speaker 2: Good at it. Let's the death taxes and the Aussies
Speaker 2: being good at cricket.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what's with that?
Speaker 1: We're supposed to be smashing India, but in turn we're
Speaker 1: getting smashed by India.
Speaker 3: It doesn't feel very nice.
Speaker 2: That's not the script.
Speaker 1: Was that the status Well that hasn't scored a ton
Speaker 1: in five years until yesterday?
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, way to break the drought. Tell me
Speaker 3: to Perth.
Speaker 6: They said, it's.
Speaker 1: Really painful Joe's explaining sport to either a youngster or
Speaker 1: a significant other.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, I had to explain how sixes and fours
Speaker 2: worked at the WBBL to my thirte on. You're on
Speaker 2: the other day.
Speaker 3: That should be reasonably straightfor you.
Speaker 2: Would think. Did you have to explain something to Lotty?
Speaker 3: I did no, I had to do it to Henry.
Speaker 1: But the funny thing is like just trying to explain
Speaker 1: things like you get someone out, it's a wicket. The
Speaker 1: stumps are also a wicket. And also to Henry, which
Speaker 1: blew his mind. I was like, no, mate, so you
Speaker 1: actually buught your bat twice yep. And then also you go, well,
Speaker 1: Australia is about to bat and I was like yeah.
Speaker 1: He's like, oh, so they'll win. I'm like, no, they.
Speaker 3: Definitely won't win.
Speaker 1: Why won't they win? And I think there's still heaps
Speaker 1: of time, but they won't win. Why won't they win
Speaker 1: because you just don't win from this position or why not?
Speaker 1: I don't know, mate, I don't know, but it's not
Speaker 1: going to happen. In short, we suck, yes, produce a flak.
Speaker 1: Your beautiful fiance as well also is very much a
Speaker 1: child in this space.
Speaker 4: I watched I wanted to watch verrat Getty's century yesterday,
Speaker 4: so and we're going to watch something else that.
Speaker 3: I just want to se him get his hundred. Yep,
Speaker 3: no worries.
Speaker 2: As we've just explained, he hasn't done it for five years.
Speaker 4: Exactly, so it's a big deal. Okay, First question, who's
Speaker 4: that verat Coley?
Speaker 3: Is he big?
Speaker 4: Yes, he's got about two hundred and seventy million followers
Speaker 4: on Instagram. Then I get a couple of minutes of
Speaker 4: silence and it's, oh my god, his wife is so hot. Yep, great?
Speaker 4: Why is he not batting anymore? Because they declared what's that?
Speaker 4: What does that mean?
Speaker 3: I give up?
Speaker 6: I forget it.
Speaker 3: I don't want to trick it anymore.
Speaker 1: It means they don't want to bat anymore. Why not?
Speaker 1: Oh gosh, because there's a time limit.
Speaker 3: This is so painful.
Speaker 1: And then eventually Henry goes, Dad, this is so boring,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I know, and he goes, let's change
Speaker 1: the channel.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I can't. I have to watch this crap.