Speaker 1: Welcome to person number one podcast. You're listening to the
Speaker 1: Jamo and Dylan Show. Yeah, yeah, we're on the way
Speaker 1: that dance bra little Man trip with before. Gooday, guys,
Speaker 1: and welcome back to another episode of The Jammo and
Speaker 1: Dylan Show two sixty one. Today. What a day we're
Speaker 1: getting there, mate, three hundred. Every day we are getting
Speaker 1: close to the grand Yeah, one thousand, Dino, thousandth that's crazy.
Speaker 1: Imagine the thousandth If you haven't made it by them,
Speaker 1: there's something wrong. Oh yeah, no doubt a thousandth although
Speaker 1: Rogan's done thousands. Yeah. But hey, welcome guys. Hope you
Speaker 1: having a lovely week. We're very happy to be with you.
Speaker 1: Whether we're in your bed right now, whether we're in
Speaker 1: your motor vehicle, your backyard. Where else could we be?
Speaker 1: On the beach boundroom coming out of a Yui.
Speaker 2: Boom in the shower, Oh yeah, I listen to podcasts
Speaker 2: in the shower.
Speaker 1: Bro on the wonder boom, Oh wonder, Yeah, it's good,
Speaker 1: it's good. Bro.
Speaker 2: At the bottom, you press the little tree symbol. Yep, elite, Bro,
Speaker 2: give what is it with the tree? Makes it louder
Speaker 2: as if you're outdoors but I use it in the
Speaker 2: shower as well, so the sound doesn't drown out.
Speaker 1: Love that thing. I love that love. That has been
Speaker 1: what you've been up to. It's been good.
Speaker 2: Well, we had a long weekend for Australia Day. Obviously,
Speaker 2: what did I do last weekend?
Speaker 1: I feel like it was a.
Speaker 2: Busy one, to be honest, Vizeno. But now that I
Speaker 2: think about it, I've gone blank.
Speaker 1: Well I'll jump in then and then come back to
Speaker 1: me some thinking. Time I went to it was kind
Speaker 1: of like a last minute found out a few days
Speaker 1: before through Grace that she had some tickets to Kate Trinada. Yep. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was a Metro City. I love Metro City, great venue,
Speaker 1: always speak highly of it, and went there. Had a
Speaker 1: great night. I was with Big Pete yep, lovely bloke
Speaker 1: Pete and we Lean Tiff, Jazzy You and the whole crew.
Speaker 1: It was a good night and a very late one though.
Speaker 1: So basically Kate Trinada was playing at ice Cream Factory
Speaker 1: in the evening yep, and then his set didn't start
Speaker 1: until one thirty am. Okay yep, so didn't get home
Speaker 1: until you know, the four o'clock type area it's a
Speaker 1: big night out, a huge night, but a fun night.
Speaker 1: So that was me on the Saturday, and then on
Speaker 1: the Sunday just potty grind, you know the edit. And
Speaker 1: then what have I done this week? Worked a couple
Speaker 1: of days at my job. Also secured the job for
Speaker 1: on a casual basis, so that's good to be happy
Speaker 1: with that through the Christmas casual period and got selected,
Speaker 1: so very toughed and I got sunburned today. I've been
Speaker 1: wearing fifty SPF. Yeah, if you've fifty SPF doesn't cut it,
Speaker 1: give me one fifty next time. Because this is not
Speaker 1: a good look.
Speaker 2: Let's start a sunscreen brand, bro, what do we call it?
Speaker 1: Do we use our branding or is it purely or
Speaker 1: we could do completely different?
Speaker 2: Yeah, not to do with us, but it's just a
Speaker 2: cool new sunscreen actually works.
Speaker 1: And we need it. I kind of want them name
Speaker 1: to be a bit like pricky towards other sunscreen brown
Speaker 1: like that, because they're not. So. I went to the
Speaker 1: beach with Grace this morning. Obviously, today's got to forty
Speaker 1: three here, which is crazy. My car went up to
Speaker 1: forty eight. Yep, Like, where's the temperature gauge in the car. Yep,
Speaker 1: McCann be out there. Let us know. It has to
Speaker 1: be under the hood because forty eight's crazy. That wasn't real.
Speaker 1: But yeah, extreme heat and it's been a good week,
Speaker 1: a bit of preps going into the darts comp which
Speaker 1: is happening tomorrow night. When this episode comes out, it
Speaker 1: would be all over. But we'll let you guys know
Speaker 1: about that, go into it in depth in next week's episode. Definitely.
Speaker 1: So what did you do?
Speaker 2: Yes, Now, I remembered Friday night, Karl and I went
Speaker 2: to dinner in Big Park Beautiful two Bravos, which is
Speaker 2: one of our favorite restaurants, nice Italian restaurant. We've gone
Speaker 2: there fairly often over the last four ish years, so
Speaker 2: we know the owners well, which is nice. One of
Speaker 2: the waitresses and America one actually recognized me, wow, but
Speaker 2: it was awkward. She didn't bring it up till the end. Right,
Speaker 2: We're standing there paying.
Speaker 1: And she goes.
Speaker 2: One nial and I was mean, Kylie, and I was thinking, oh,
Speaker 2: we were like, yeah, no, the food was good, like ten.
Speaker 2: We thought she was saying, like, is the food out
Speaker 2: of ten?
Speaker 1: Right? And then she was like, oh no. Because she
Speaker 1: was American, she was very like blunt. Yeah.
Speaker 2: She was like, oh no, like from TikTok right, and
Speaker 2: I was like oh yeah.
Speaker 1: And she goes, do you get that often?
Speaker 2: I was like yeah sometimes, but then like the conversation
Speaker 2: was just a bit weird. But then you know, the
Speaker 2: owner was there. She's a lovely lady, the husband and
Speaker 2: wife to own it. So yeah, we love going there,
Speaker 2: and you're not shout out the waitress. At least she
Speaker 2: let me eat in peace.
Speaker 1: Yeah, definitely, And that's that's one good thing. Like they
Speaker 1: can bring it up at the end, or sometimes bring
Speaker 1: it up the start, get it out the way, and
Speaker 1: then they don't make it yea. The one nil thing.
Speaker 1: I've got that so many times in public. I would
Speaker 1: have known straight away. And that's just because I don't
Speaker 1: know Gray.
Speaker 2: So I just wasn't expecting it from her American like
Speaker 2: I was just thinking, oh whatever, I've never seen you
Speaker 2: here before.
Speaker 1: But it is what it is.
Speaker 2: Saturday mostly chills, yep, just relaxed Saturday, which is good.
Speaker 2: Sunday in the morning, relaxing bit of editing with the Tiktoks,
Speaker 2: and Sunday night went to Carl's cousin's house, so that
Speaker 2: was pretty fun.
Speaker 1: Hadn't been over there before.
Speaker 2: Had a little darts tournament with her dad brother cousin's
Speaker 2: husband Alex, who's big fella, six foot eight or whatever,
Speaker 2: big guy. We played around the world. Carly's dad takes
Speaker 2: a long time around the world.
Speaker 1: We start from one or from one all the way
Speaker 1: and then you can hear like doubles, triples, just any
Speaker 1: of the one. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah. And then Monday was my uncle's birthday. So birthday, Pops. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: it was good.
Speaker 1: I don't know why I said, Pops.
Speaker 2: That was a good day with the family. And yeah,
Speaker 2: good weekend, beautiful.
Speaker 1: Just back on today, I remembered something. So we went
Speaker 1: to Tiff and Pete's place for prize, just like a
Speaker 1: nice little Sometimes pres when they have a lot of
Speaker 1: people are great, but sometimes when you just have a
Speaker 1: small group, it's good. Good discussions, round table, catch up.
Speaker 1: They actually got a new couch as well. Their housemate
Speaker 1: Chan brought them a couch. Shout out Chan, Chan, great
Speaker 1: dude as well, great dude, Chan place willitson footy club?
Speaker 1: He's been there for a like that. Yeah he would
Speaker 1: actually anyway, So yeah, chand bought them this lovely, lovely
Speaker 1: lounge obviously for everyone, and it's for the outdoor area,
Speaker 1: and the outdoor area has improved significantly over time. They've
Speaker 1: done a really good job with it. Pete's into his
Speaker 1: plants at the moment. He's got lots of plants lining
Speaker 1: the fence because getting close to thirty, isn't he Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was just twenty nine recently, So shout out to
Speaker 1: Pete and Grace really really dislikes a certain animal. Okay,
Speaker 1: now we saw two really large long animals run across
Speaker 1: the fence line. Large long animal, large long, So you'll
Speaker 1: probably think, yeah, lizards, I was singing rap, but they're
Speaker 1: not large, and these were rapped and they were large
Speaker 1: and lo they were like some of the biggest singing
Speaker 1: real long. But these rats are like big length.
Speaker 2: I despise them too because they have the really large rats.
Speaker 1: Because you've got mice, mouse, rats, rats. The rats are there,
Speaker 1: big boys, they're big, and they run really long tails. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're right. So if you're looking at the body of
Speaker 1: the rat genuinely like that and the tail is like
Speaker 1: fucking that, and then the tails the same as the body,
Speaker 1: if not bigger. With these ones, so they're running the
Speaker 1: fence line yeah, but fast, and it's a thin fence
Speaker 1: line and they're big. Do they get them there often?
Speaker 1: They said that just they're in North Perth, quite a
Speaker 1: nice area. But they said, yeah, occasionally, there'll be some rats.
Speaker 1: It's not nothing to do with their house. Their house
Speaker 1: is clean, beautiful. It's just the general area and they
Speaker 1: live close to a lot of other people so people
Speaker 1: might have gardens in the caps that the rats like
Speaker 1: and stuff. Anyway, So these two routes run across the
Speaker 1: top of the fence and I never know with Grace
Speaker 1: because she's got a serious fear of rats whether to
Speaker 1: go down. No, they were just like bandicoots, which is
Speaker 1: similar looking to rats. Or to just tell the truth, yep.
Speaker 1: And then Pete was funny. He was like, yeah, they
Speaker 1: used the fence line as like the Mitchell Freeway or
Speaker 1: like Row Highway or whatever. They use it as their
Speaker 1: freeway to get from house to house or backyard and
Speaker 1: backyard that. But those jokes weren't helping Grace, Okay, she
Speaker 1: wasn't happy about it. And then I've seen one. I
Speaker 1: was the only one that saw this, A massive one
Speaker 1: different to the other two ran down the fence into
Speaker 1: the backyard area into the garden and then just hid
Speaker 1: behind like a bush. But I reacted. I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: Like she was like what and I was like no, no,
Speaker 1: it was running down and then it ran back out,
Speaker 1: just being nice. And then and then I just see
Speaker 1: it scurry off behind the bush, like getting a little
Speaker 1: bit further away, still in the vicinity. Yeah. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: then we just like Pete and I are looking at
Speaker 1: each other and TIFF's not scared at all, And it
Speaker 1: was funny. We're just playing this game with Grace, like
Speaker 1: do you tell the truth or do you lie? In
Speaker 1: that situation. It's tough, isn't it. Yeah, so I've just
Speaker 1: gone down the truth route from then on. And see,
Speaker 1: I think that's fair. It did come down. But hey,
Speaker 1: rats are actually more scared of us because imagine, yeah,
Speaker 1: like we're like how big we are compared to them. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and that's the story. At the end of the day,
Speaker 1: I had a good time and I feel like even
Speaker 1: though rats are perceived as these nasty, dirty creatures, it
Speaker 1: actually added to the night. Okay, there was also power outage.
Speaker 1: There's been a lot of power out of especially north
Speaker 1: of the river, and yeah, it happened, and it happened
Speaker 1: towards the start of preeze, and I was thinking, gee,
Speaker 1: how drinks aren't that cold and I want to keep
Speaker 1: them in the fridge. They get hot quick in summer,
Speaker 1: tell you that. And luckily it was only like a
Speaker 1: fifteen minute outage and it was back on quick. The
Speaker 1: shout out to different people, great hosts, great people. Let's
Speaker 1: move on to the next stuff. Deal some big lies
Speaker 1: that we believed as kids. Yeah, so look at this.
Speaker 1: So we've got a few run us through. The first one.
Speaker 2: If you swallow gum, it stays in your stomach for
Speaker 2: seven years.
Speaker 1: So what's the actual fact.
Speaker 2: I thought that was true as a kid, no doubt. Okay,
Speaker 2: I never saw.
Speaker 1: How long does gum stay in your system? For one
Speaker 1: to two days? Yeah, and it just so it passes through,
Speaker 1: takes a couple of days and then comes out and
Speaker 1: your pooh yep. So I was in the same boat
Speaker 1: thinking that, like if you eat it and swallow it,
Speaker 1: then you're in a world of danger.
Speaker 2: That's what I thought too. I thought it was there
Speaker 2: for a long time, like you're actually in trouble.
Speaker 1: Serious trouble. So, yeah, it stays in your stomach for
Speaker 1: seven years, big lie. Second one, the Great Wall of
Speaker 1: China is visible from space. Swear that is true, though
Speaker 1: Google that that's true. It can't be scene with the
Speaker 1: naked eye. This guy orbited the Earth fourteen times can
Speaker 1: confirmed it. It cannot be seen with the naked eye.
Speaker 1: So you have to use something a lens of telescope. Okay.
Speaker 1: One astronaut use the longest lens available on the International
Speaker 1: Space Station to take a series of photos that were
Speaker 1: later stitched together into a collage. So you cannot see
Speaker 1: it from space. Well, that's annoying. And it also says
Speaker 1: the Great Wall is similar in color to the surrounding soil,
Speaker 1: making it hard to spot, and it's in poor condition
Speaker 1: in many places. I would love to go to China
Speaker 1: one day, yep. But the Great Wall isn't as appealing
Speaker 1: to me as the other wonders of the world. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's fair. Like a lot of it just looks like
Speaker 1: ruins to me. Now, I don't really love the color
Speaker 1: scene for that reason. It's Ruins rebuild that. I love
Speaker 1: the stories and the history behind it.
Speaker 2: Series good, but itself, Yeah, particularly from one side.
Speaker 1: Yeah, is rubble. And now the last one.
Speaker 2: If you pee in the pool it turns blue. This
Speaker 2: was even in grown ups.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so this one's got to be true. But I
Speaker 1: guess now I think maybe it's just to stop kids
Speaker 1: pissing in the pool. No, Peter's not turn the water blue.
Speaker 1: The idea that there is a chemical that changes color
Speaker 1: when someone urinates in a pool is a myth. There's
Speaker 1: no chemical that reacts with urine. It's funny, isn't it.
Speaker 1: Everything's a lie.
Speaker 2: Jamo on TikTok this week, massive news breaking story Michayla
Speaker 2: testers come out and out at add A pool to
Speaker 2: the full extent. An attis once friends, now foes big foes.
Speaker 2: And I've said this about Testa, maybe not in the
Speaker 2: show before, but she always comes every like six months and.
Speaker 1: Drops a big truth bomb. Video goes to ten minutes.
Speaker 1: She lets it all out, the emotions on full show,
Speaker 1: but most importantly the facts, maybe the facts. Allegedly all
Speaker 1: this stuff's happened. And you know a lot of people
Speaker 1: are taken sides. I'd say that majority have taken testers side.
Speaker 1: Agree with that, Yeah, but Annapol Army's strong. They will
Speaker 1: fight till the death.
Speaker 2: The problem is it doesn't matter now she's made her fortune. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so she's like, obviously you know the stuff with her story.
Speaker 2: I guess that is a fact that it happened. So
Speaker 2: that's that is average.
Speaker 1: But the money's made I feel like Anna Paul and
Speaker 1: Mikayla Tester transcend just Australian culture.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they do, particularly Anna Paul. She's massive everywhere. But
Speaker 2: we'll see if she can how she handles this big drama,
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was like last night we talk about people
Speaker 1: who have transcended their own country or whatever. Yeah, Molly May. Yes,
Speaker 1: so Grace wanted to watch the Molly May documentary. Yeah,
Speaker 1: watching it though, Yeah, so we popped it on last night.
Speaker 1: Grace convinced me, and I could only do about ten
Speaker 1: minutes before I was wanting to watch something else. I
Speaker 1: completely understand the appeal, yeah, but for me it actually
Speaker 1: felt like a wast somewhere. So he didn't even cheat.
Speaker 1: He's just a dream. He's an alcoholic.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's I remember when it came out, I said,
Speaker 2: I was saying to Carlo Is, like, you don't know
Speaker 2: he's cheated, Like why is everyone assuming?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: It was almost as if everyone wanted it to be
Speaker 2: that he cheated. Everyone want Yeah, And I was like
Speaker 2: I was like, you don't know, he's cheated. Look, man
Speaker 2: enjoys a beer, man enjoys thirteen beers. It seems in
Speaker 2: a short, short.
Speaker 1: Amount of time.
Speaker 2: So you know what, Tommy, I hope you can get
Speaker 2: that under control, reunite the family again.
Speaker 1: Because I heard all the best. I heard her say
Speaker 1: something like, no, he doesn't drink all the time, but
Speaker 1: when he does it is fucked.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like he ruins nights, the wedding, like whatever, her
Speaker 2: sister's wedding, just everything.
Speaker 1: Bro very funny, not funny. But I'd gone a night
Speaker 1: out with him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I'd roll through north Ridgard Tommy Fury, Yeah, boy,
Speaker 2: I'd love to do a series and let us know
Speaker 2: if you'd like to see this when celebrities come to Perth.
Speaker 2: I want us to be the guys to show him around.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Will take you to privacy, get your kitted out
Speaker 1: and some clothes. Will take you to the kit dealer
Speaker 1: get your soccer kit. Then we'll take you up to
Speaker 1: I don't know, Kings Park for half an hour, CBH,
Speaker 1: take you too, some coffee shots to the beach. I
Speaker 1: think we know what we're doing. Have a great day
Speaker 1: for sure. First day you've ever had. Now, let's move
Speaker 1: on to some rapid fire questions. All right, we have
Speaker 1: three or four. Actually I don't want to use all
Speaker 1: of these. All right, let's go first one do it?
Speaker 1: Would you rather have a pause or rewind button in life? Wow?
Speaker 1: Pause life, and you can go, okay, let's figure this
Speaker 1: one out, or just enjoy the moment.
Speaker 2: You could be really loving a moment, pause it and
Speaker 2: be like wow, yeah, I just want this moment to
Speaker 2: last for ten seconds.
Speaker 1: And then rewind button is you can fix things or
Speaker 1: you can experience it again. So let's you've just imagined
Speaker 1: you just win the AFL Grand Final and you either
Speaker 1: pause and soak it in, which would be sick, or
Speaker 1: you can go back and let's say you didn't celebrate, right,
Speaker 1: you can go back and fix that.
Speaker 2: Rewinding would be good to fix everything, But then I
Speaker 2: feel like you'd be so caught up in the past.
Speaker 1: Yea.
Speaker 2: So maybe just for mental health, I think, and to
Speaker 2: live in the moment, I'd pick pause. So then when
Speaker 2: a moment's really good, I'll be like, damn, you know,
Speaker 2: yeah I picked pause.
Speaker 1: As soon as it was read out, I was like, yeah, pause, Yeah,
Speaker 1: because one you get to soak up the moment. And two,
Speaker 1: let's say you're having an argument with someone or something.
Speaker 1: You can pause the moment and then have time to
Speaker 1: think and actually and finish the argument. You can reply
Speaker 1: with something with a bit of exactly the moment instead
Speaker 1: of anger or whatever. Or like, if something really bad's
Speaker 1: going on and you're like you're not functioning properly or
Speaker 1: you're feeling really bad, pause it, take a deep breath,
Speaker 1: and then get back into the situation and you're all
Speaker 1: good again. So pause for us. Let us know, pause
Speaker 1: would pause or rewind Next one.
Speaker 2: Most overrated Aussie snack? Oh damn wow, So it has
Speaker 2: to be purely Australian.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think of you go Aussie snacks and
Speaker 1: then we'll go through them like Tim TAM's elite that way.
Speaker 1: I like that. I know a lot of people do
Speaker 1: overrate them. I think they're great. Oh, I think they're exceptional.
Speaker 2: Okay, so I've got Tim Tam caramelo koala yep.
Speaker 1: Veggimie. You know I'm a veggimie bro. I can understand
Speaker 1: why people don't like they don't have it right, I reckon.
Speaker 1: But it's also if you have never grown up on
Speaker 1: that and you're from a different country, you would think
Speaker 1: it ship.
Speaker 2: It's such a Anzac biscuits.
Speaker 1: I'm not disrespecting the ANZACs, and they are good when
Speaker 1: done right. They're good when done right, but they're not
Speaker 1: like a go to. They're the lowest of that list
Speaker 1: so far. Fairy bread, love me fair, haven't had it
Speaker 1: for some time. Only a cherry ripe is Australian.
Speaker 2: A violet crumble yep, I love me and mylo is
Speaker 2: good Lamington, Yeah, wagon wheels, good meat pie.
Speaker 1: Ali, Damn is there anything bad? Like?
Speaker 2: Okay, we've got no bad ones there you go.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so that's good. Can't answer it all right.
Speaker 2: We're a sick country, bro, Actually actually the best country.
Speaker 2: We're the best country in the world. No one can compete, Bro,
Speaker 2: It's actually ridiculous, even in the Olympics or your big,
Speaker 2: big populations, and we still are up there.
Speaker 1: Bro, try hards. If you had to pick one person
Speaker 1: to be stuck on a deserted island with who one person?
Speaker 1: I go Krly, Yeah, I'll go Grace as well, Like
Speaker 1: that's the first person that popped into my head. But
Speaker 1: if I want to survive, you're going to be doing
Speaker 1: a lot of work bro Bear Grills or something because
Speaker 1: my survival skills. Okay, I just want to put it
Speaker 1: out there. I've picked Grace. That's my pick. It's locked in,
Speaker 1: Lock it in, Eddie select done. But if I had to,
Speaker 1: you know, I got to spend my last moments with Grace.
Speaker 1: It's awesome because we're not getting out of that situation.
Speaker 1: I don't think I don't have the best survival skills.
Speaker 1: I'll put that on the internet. Does Grace have the
Speaker 1: best survival skills? Probably not, so I know where you're
Speaker 1: coming from. So Bear Grills he's been subbed in mate,
Speaker 1: so he's the sub. He's the sub like that. But
Speaker 1: then is he just all for show? I feel like
Speaker 1: he has survival skills, but there's better outdoor boys. I
Speaker 1: watch him all the time. Unreal.
Speaker 2: He's just like get through anything anything, Yeah, absolutely anything,
Speaker 2: and seemed like a ripper bloke.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So Carly and outdoor boys that's who I picked. Yeah, Yeah,
Speaker 2: no doubt about that.
Speaker 1: Carly has to fight outdoor boys to get on the island.
Speaker 1: How about that. Damn that's a tough one. Eight Carly's
Speaker 1: did she get him? Yeah? Four? Yeah, she's determined. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. She's put her mind to
Speaker 1: that island. Yeah, fifteen graces, love you, Grace. All right,
Speaker 1: let's move on to little game. Let's do this stories.
Speaker 1: So shout out to pitch Side. We've had our words
Speaker 1: on them before. They basically soccer slash football podcast in
Speaker 1: the UK. Theo Baker. We're friends with them now or
Speaker 1: I'm not sure what the actual trying to think. I've
Speaker 1: watched them and listened to them.
Speaker 2: I used to watch them a lot, I hated them.
Speaker 1: I've grown to like them. Yeah, I actually think it's
Speaker 1: a good show. And you don't go there for good takes,
Speaker 1: you go there for entertainment. Yeah, I feel that. So
Speaker 1: who we got We've got Reeve Theo Baker, Lewis Boden
Speaker 1: behind the camera, and Tom Garrett. Yeah, so shout out
Speaker 1: to these lads. They also have a podcast called Backside.
Speaker 1: Now this I've taken from Backside, So shout out to them.
Speaker 1: But I really enjoyed their chat around it. I think
Speaker 1: it would work better with more people. So if we've
Speaker 1: got a couple boys around the table or girls to
Speaker 1: come and help us out, that would be great. But
Speaker 1: let's do this. Do you want to go first or
Speaker 1: do you want me to go first? I'll go first, right,
Speaker 1: So they read out my three stories. Deals picked three
Speaker 1: stories to a fake one will be real, and I
Speaker 1: have to try and pick which the real one is.
Speaker 1: Now we have a headline and a small description of
Speaker 1: the story as well. All right, so let's story number one.
Speaker 1: Put my phone down and lock in.
Speaker 2: Tourist banned from Venice after attempting to fish in the
Speaker 2: Grand Canal. A British tourist has been permanently banned from
Speaker 2: Venice after authorities caught him trying to fish in the
Speaker 2: city's iconic Grand Canal. The man, claiming he was just
Speaker 2: having a bit of fun, set up a folding chair
Speaker 2: and cast his fishing line near the Rialto Bridge. Local
Speaker 2: police intervened after gondoliers complained that his fishing attempts were
Speaker 2: disrupting their routes. The man was fined five hundred euro
Speaker 2: and escorted out of the city.
Speaker 1: Okay, now I'm allowed to ask some questions about it,
Speaker 1: and I can put you under the pump with the
Speaker 1: questions to see if you'll crack. But I don't, you know,
Speaker 1: I don't know what I'll say but let's just give
Speaker 1: this a go. You know, first time, things won't be perfect. Yep,
Speaker 1: straight off the bat, it sounds believable, It sounds like
Speaker 1: it could be real. But two of these are fake.
Speaker 1: Two of these, yeah, two of these are fake. So
Speaker 1: it's quite vague, isn't it that we don't have age
Speaker 1: of the bloke or anything? No age? Okay, chat GPT
Speaker 1: is getting so good that it definitely could have just
Speaker 1: come up with that, But I was explain my thinking later.
Speaker 1: Let's go.
Speaker 2: So you want the second story, yeah, okay. Sleeping man
Speaker 2: tweets for help after getting trapped in a massage chair.
Speaker 2: In a peculiar incident, a man in Central China found
Speaker 2: himself trapped in a massage chair after falling asleep during
Speaker 2: a session. Upon waking, he realized he couldn't free himself
Speaker 2: and unable to reach his phone. Used voice commands to
Speaker 2: tweet for assistance. Emergency services eventually arrived to release him.
Speaker 1: Okay, give me the third one. I think I'm getting
Speaker 1: an idea now, yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Mississippi group claims world record with sixteen and a half
Speaker 2: foot cayenne pepper plant.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: An environmental organization in Mississippi has set a new world
Speaker 2: record by cultivating a cayenne pepper plant that reached nearly
Speaker 2: sixteen and a half feet in height. The Mississippi Foundation
Speaker 2: for Renewable Energies lead grower and plant geneticist achieved this
Speaker 2: feat through years of selective breeding. The plant was officially
Speaker 2: measured and verified by a team of experts in November
Speaker 2: twenty twenty four.
Speaker 1: What's a cayenne pepper? It is red.
Speaker 2: It comes in like very red and fine.
Speaker 1: Okay. What's it called like a spice? It's a spice. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's a spice. What would you call a normal Have
Speaker 1: you seen like what a normal size would look like,
Speaker 1: like a regular pepper.
Speaker 2: I've only seen cayenne pepper as a in its form
Speaker 2: of you know, as a spice.
Speaker 1: Fifteen feet. It got to sixteen and a half feet
Speaker 1: sixteen and a half foot of pepper in original form
Speaker 1: in Mississippi, Mississippi. Okay, and I've got pick, so you've
Speaker 1: got to pick the real real one. Yeah, I got
Speaker 1: to pick this. So I've got to fish out the
Speaker 1: fake or search you find the truth, fish out the fake.
Speaker 1: The first one which was the tourist fish the tourist
Speaker 1: fishing is very believable, but I feel like the story
Speaker 1: was a little bit vague. What was the second story
Speaker 1: massage chair? Massage chair? Oh, that could have happened too.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna pick that one as the fake. Don't tell
Speaker 1: me if it's real or not yet, So tell you
Speaker 1: at the end. Yeah, you just you just listen to
Speaker 1: my reasoning and then you can tell me what you
Speaker 1: would have thought as well. All right, So I've ruled
Speaker 1: that one as fake as the massage chair, and I'm
Speaker 1: going to go see the Pepper one. Seems like it
Speaker 1: could be real too, but I feel like I'm just
Speaker 1: going to go gut instinct, Pepper real, and I'm going
Speaker 1: to go fake Venice. Okay, so Pepper's real? No? Is
Speaker 1: that your final answer? Well, now it's not.
Speaker 2: No, I'm saying because you didn't mention a third one
Speaker 2: of locking out. So you're because you've picked oh, you're
Speaker 2: only picking one truth? Yeah yeah, yeah, okay, So the
Speaker 2: real one is the Chinese man's.
Speaker 1: First one that I've kicked out too. That one, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that one really happened. The other two not real. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I got rid of the Venice one, although in my
Speaker 1: heart I kind of felt like that was.
Speaker 2: It could have been the most true because I can
Speaker 2: see that happened. That one is the one that seems
Speaker 2: like it could happen the most.
Speaker 1: But Chinese man stuck in massage chairs.
Speaker 2: The real Yeah, And that one sounds sort of vague,
Speaker 2: but that's real from a real website. The other two
Speaker 2: are just gpt all right excited, I actually really am
Speaker 2: all right.
Speaker 1: Fuck yeah, and fakes his own wedding to get X's attention,
Speaker 1: ends up marrying the fake bride. Okay. A heartbroken man
Speaker 1: in Texas went to extreme lengths to win back his
Speaker 1: ex girlfriend by staging an entire fake wedding, complete with
Speaker 1: rented venue, professional photos, and an actress posing as his
Speaker 1: new bride. Jake Peterson, twenty eight, wanted his ex to
Speaker 1: see the wedding pictures on social media and realized she
Speaker 1: had made a mistake. So realized she made a mistake.
Speaker 1: I thought, this is his quote. I thought if she
Speaker 1: saw me moving on, she'd come running back. He admitted.
Speaker 1: The planned backfired spectaculary when his fake bride, Samantha, started
Speaker 1: to develop feelings for him during the process. This is
Speaker 1: another quote. We spent so much time rehearsing our fake
Speaker 1: vows that we kind of fell for each other. By
Speaker 1: the time Peterson's ex finally texted him, he was already
Speaker 1: in a real relationship. She said, I miss you, but
Speaker 1: it's too late. So so she said, I miss you,
Speaker 1: but it was too late. Turns out I actually got
Speaker 1: married for real by accident. Now the couple is. Now,
Speaker 1: the couple is planning an actual wedding, this time with
Speaker 1: real guests and no ulterior motives. Okay, he's fallen in
Speaker 1: love with the fake bride.
Speaker 2: That sounds like a story we could have been sent
Speaker 2: in to our show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Okay, yep, all right. Number two. Super spicy chips
Speaker 1: send fourteen Japanese school students to hospital. Fourteen students at
Speaker 1: a Japanese high school have been taken to hospital after
Speaker 1: eating super spicy potato chips. Local authorities have reported one
Speaker 1: student in their first year at Rokugo Coca High School
Speaker 1: in Tokyo, brought the packet of chips, which are labeled
Speaker 1: eighteen plus curry chips to school. Okay, around thirty students
Speaker 1: ate the extremely spicy chips. An emergency call was made
Speaker 1: at twelve forty pm local time on Tuesday after the
Speaker 1: students can plane of nausea, stomach cramps, and mouth paind
Speaker 1: One boy and thirteen girls, all first year students, were
Speaker 1: taken to hospital with mild symptoms. He's getting made fun
Speaker 1: of a The company that manufactures the chips, io Yama Corp.
Speaker 1: Have released statements saying it sincerely wishes for the swift
Speaker 1: recovery of those who have reported feeling unwell. Ioyama Corp.
Speaker 1: Actually forbids those from under eighteen from eating the chips
Speaker 1: and urges spice lovers to consume them with caution. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's the end of that story, Corp. All right, So
Speaker 1: that is two stories down, one to go, eighteen plus chips.
Speaker 1: You ready, yep. Man legally changes name to nobody. Now
Speaker 1: no one can blame him for anything. A man in
Speaker 1: Ohio has found the ultimate loophole to avoid blame. He
Speaker 1: legally changed his name to nobody. David Thompson thirty four.
Speaker 1: Tomo Yeh Tamar says he was tired of constantly being
Speaker 1: blamed for things at work and at home. Every time
Speaker 1: something went wrong, people would say who did this, and
Speaker 1: someone would reply, David did it, he explained, So I thought,
Speaker 1: what if David didn't exist anymore. After months of paperwork
Speaker 1: and a confused judge, Thompson officially became mister Nobody. Now
Speaker 1: whenever someone tries to accuse him of anything, he simply says,
Speaker 1: nobody did it. I'm all like this, Dad will too.
Speaker 1: I don't mind this story. Strategy has worked surprisingly well.
Speaker 1: His boss reportedly gave up to reprimand him, and his
Speaker 1: wife has resorted to blaming the dog instead. However, DMV
Speaker 1: employees were less amused when Nobody tried renewing his driver's license.
Speaker 1: For now, Nobody remains undefeated, but he admits there is
Speaker 1: one downside. Ordering coffee is a nightmare. They call out
Speaker 1: nobody and no one picks it up. All right, I
Speaker 1: think that one's vague. Okay, so you've got mister None
Speaker 1: of them sound real to me. So you've got mister nobody. Yep.
Speaker 1: You've got fourteen kids go to hospital because of the chip.
Speaker 1: And then you've got the first story, which was the
Speaker 1: guy makes a fake wedding falls in love. I don't
Speaker 1: mind that as so give us a little bit of
Speaker 1: your thinking.
Speaker 2: I just think the nobody one sounds too fake, like
Speaker 2: a pun like GPT got a happy writing and it
Speaker 2: was like it was getting a bit too getting creative
Speaker 2: and just like, but I like that. Okay, the chip one,
Speaker 2: I'm just that one could be real, but I'm doubting it.
Speaker 2: I don't know why because it's in Japan. I feel
Speaker 2: like they're a regulated society. Yeah, but I also think
Speaker 2: they would have a crazy hot chip there, yep, that
Speaker 2: could really fuck people up. And the first one I
Speaker 2: could see that being real, but it just felt long.
Speaker 2: So I'm going to say the Japan one's real.
Speaker 1: You're right, am I right? I wasn't sure about that though.
Speaker 1: Fourteen kids hospitalized over a chip geez.
Speaker 2: The first one I would have felt was real, but
Speaker 2: it went a bit too long. Yeah, that's the only reason.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I could have probably even cut it short. But
Speaker 1: that's all right. What I'm doing good stories. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: good fun. It's actually good. Let us know if you
Speaker 1: want us to roll that all the crazy stuff happening
Speaker 1: in Asia, bro, Yeah, let us know if you want
Speaker 1: us to do that next week as well. Now we're
Speaker 1: doing this podcast again on a Thursday night, which is different.
Speaker 1: You know, it's a change, but we just have to
Speaker 1: do it. And our lovely Spanish teachers are yet to
Speaker 1: send in the lessons. So what we've done is we've
Speaker 1: actually asked chat GPT who helped with the story. There
Speaker 1: for a couple of phrases. Now we although we can't
Speaker 1: hear them, we're going to try and sound them out, yep,
Speaker 1: and we'll pick up a couple of phrases and we'll
Speaker 1: end the show with some Spanish. So yeah, enjoy you guys,
Speaker 1: classes Espaniel. All right, so let's start with this one.
Speaker 1: This is a nice and simple one. Let's go to
Speaker 1: the beach. Now we actually know this one already. Rambo
Speaker 1: loves it. Rambo it's his favorite of a song. Vamos
Speaker 1: a la player, vamos la player ms la player, which is,
Speaker 1: let's go to the beach. So that one's easy like that,
Speaker 1: so when you're in Spain, vamosa players la player, mamselle
Speaker 1: la player.
Speaker 2: Well, I like the next one. Kiss Sierra Cafe. I'd
Speaker 2: like a coffee please, Sierra, Kissierra. I'd like Cassierra cafe.
Speaker 2: Is it cafe?
Speaker 1: I feel like it's caffe. I'd like a coffee please.
Speaker 1: What about this one? Where's the bathroom? Dondest labano? Dont
Speaker 1: stlan don the estelle bano don este. Yeah, yeah, what's
Speaker 1: the second how do you say that? Quanto quanto questa
Speaker 1: quanto sounds that quantity quest quanto quest questa eso quanto queso?
Speaker 1: What's the top one? But that's in Latin America, so
Speaker 1: it's different under Yeah, but say like, remember we had
Speaker 1: capa bro in Spanish, but this is in Latin America. Quick,
Speaker 1: it couldn't be queer. We have a couple here when
Speaker 1: venidos being venidos, Jamo and Dylan show something like that Espanol.
Speaker 1: See you next week, Nos vemos l approxima semani apremendos Espanol. Wait,
Speaker 1: because they don't use the h A. I believe that's true, right,
Speaker 1: appremendos Espanon. I don't know. I feel like that's a
Speaker 1: like like it. That's good that I like that. And
Speaker 1: then we obviously said thanks and they said no worries. Legends.
Speaker 1: Hope the Spanish lesson goes off this week. Let me
Speaker 1: know if you ever need more phrases or ideas. What
Speaker 1: do you reckon that means happy happy life? Oh no,
Speaker 1: that's a good one. Actually, when I sweat there, sweat
Speaker 1: sweat there, when the sweat We've got.
Speaker 2: A third Spanish teacher. Now a secret to tell everyone
Speaker 2: that the whole show was laid out to us by
Speaker 2: GBTA the plan of it right, we've never done it before,
Speaker 2: and today not much was sensing.
Speaker 1: We thought, what are we going to do?
Speaker 2: He GBTEP, can you write up a guide for the
Speaker 2: general doing show?
Speaker 1: And because we've had so much, we've put so much
Speaker 1: out there, and there's so much of us. It knows
Speaker 1: like it even laid out the way that we normally
Speaker 1: do our show, and like we even had some things here.
Speaker 1: It's our new show. It's our third host, Bro, he's
Speaker 1: our producer, producer, third host. If we can we give
Speaker 1: it a voice. I wish you could pick. Wish they
Speaker 1: could be our fucking editor. Maybe there is, Bro, there
Speaker 1: will be soon. Maybe it's getting close even if you
Speaker 1: just pay it, but like then everyone will be doing
Speaker 1: it well.
Speaker 2: View tools picture gptem unreal.
Speaker 1: It helped us today. That's our friend, that's our friend,
Speaker 1: that's our bud. That was good fun. I really liked
Speaker 1: the news stories thing which would do. That's good. That's
Speaker 1: a good segment. We'll do it again next week.
Speaker 2: Segment.
Speaker 1: Let us know if you guys enjoyed it and even
Speaker 1: the people can send in news stories for us if
Speaker 1: they want. Yeah, I'm happy with that. Why not, But
Speaker 1: then we'll see it, we'll both see it. Oh, you're right,
Speaker 1: don't send it in true, or you can send it
Speaker 1: in to us personally, but then I don't know. Yeah, yeah, GP,
Speaker 1: GP can do it, though GP can do anything. Well.
Speaker 1: If how about this, If you have a story that
Speaker 1: you want to hear Dylan say it, might you know,
Speaker 1: you might find it will sound funnier if he says
Speaker 1: my way, Yeah, yeah, then you can send it to
Speaker 1: us because obviously if you kind of get the dynamic
Speaker 1: of us, then you will understand how we'll react to it.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, And they might have one that might trick
Speaker 1: one of us more than the other. Yeah yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I like that. Yeah nice, And we will end up
Speaker 1: picking up things like in your stories. There wasn't any ages,
Speaker 1: but in mind there was, so I was trying to
Speaker 1: use what I'd done to try and figure out what
Speaker 1: you'd done.
Speaker 2: GPT was throwing both of us off bro probably connected.
Speaker 2: I thought, Nah, why did?
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think why I didn't pick the massage one.
Speaker 1: I think that I gave it no time of thought.
Speaker 1: I just went TXT. You did brush over it quick.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Intuition wasn't on there, but it's because the.
Speaker 2: First one sounded real. Yeah, tourists, so it is like
Speaker 2: that the Cayenne pepper. It's a bit weird, but like
Speaker 2: you think it could look like.
Speaker 1: That just sounded almost too real, like in one of
Speaker 1: those newspapers, like a I don't know, like the local
Speaker 1: town one or like the state puts that out and
Speaker 1: says yeah, and it was Mississippi. Damn. Anyway, guys, hope
Speaker 1: you're having a lovely week and sending stuff for the
Speaker 1: podcast year. We don't want to rely on chat GPT
Speaker 1: every week. But he shows up. It shows up. How
Speaker 1: do we say? What about goodbye friends? In Spanish? Let's
Speaker 1: have a look at this. Oh slaego amigos amigos lawegosa
Speaker 1: proxima proxmas. That's a good one. I like that, all right.
Speaker 1: That's the only way I got amigos.