Speaker 1: We got get you morning every day day. So it's
Speaker 1: can we just really open up and be honest with
Speaker 1: you just for a second. It's important, isn't it.
Speaker 2: I mean, if you've got something you want to get
Speaker 2: off your chest, I can.
Speaker 1: I mean, it wasn't that long ago I told you.
Speaker 1: In fact, it was about an hour ago. I told
Speaker 1: you that I like to give you a call back.
Speaker 1: And when I'm sitting on the throne. The other thing
Speaker 1: you need to know, as was some things that give
Speaker 1: people the icks. And it's one thing in particularly gives
Speaker 1: me such a nick that I almost turn this place
Speaker 1: upside down.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like to flip the.
Speaker 1: Desk, really flip the desk. Nearly just put my fist
Speaker 1: through the computer.
Speaker 2: Okay, So do I need to assume the brace position here?
Speaker 2: What's going on? No?
Speaker 1: No, no, we'll just discuss it. We'll discuss it in
Speaker 1: a really really positive environment. So late last week, Jody
Speaker 1: just inherited this little thing that she likes to call
Speaker 1: her baby voice, just in everyday life situations. And I'll
Speaker 1: tell you what the feedback was. Brutal. Just wrap your
Speaker 1: ears around them.
Speaker 3: What close to your barb? If you weather it's a cheek.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, makes a week. Can you stop speaking to
Speaker 1: their listeners like their babies.
Speaker 4: He's going to be Jase actually get to miss studio.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's making me want to fully this
Speaker 1: studio upside down. Let's do what? Hey everyone, what do
Speaker 1: we think of Jody's baby voice? Agreed? One hundred agreed,
Speaker 1: Which you're so predictable? Prime? Ick is a prime situation?
Speaker 2: Hang on, if we were to go back to that
Speaker 2: tape at one point, you did it too.
Speaker 3: You did a little bit of baby voice.
Speaker 1: Yeah I don't remember, Yeah I do. That's already deleted
Speaker 1: itself as well. That will unfortunately, right.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's interesting.
Speaker 1: So that gives me the IX. So we put this
Speaker 1: out there thirteen twenty four ten. What gives you a
Speaker 1: genuine ick? So just to explain as well, can you
Speaker 1: explain us what an icky is like? It's that situation
Speaker 1: where you're so off someone for a particular situation.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm trying to.
Speaker 2: I want to frame this in a mature sense, and
Speaker 2: ike is something that would make you not want to
Speaker 2: have relations with someone.
Speaker 3: It makes sense. Okay, Okay, yeah, that's what nick is.
Speaker 1: Okay, thirteen twenty four to ten. What one gives you
Speaker 1: the year.
Speaker 2: I've got one, okay, okay, So men who write in
Speaker 2: response to text messages.
Speaker 1: Ha ha, what's wrong with that?
Speaker 3: Because it's lazy.
Speaker 2: It's lazy because I've obviously said something really witty and clever, right,
Speaker 2: and you come back at me with.
Speaker 1: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. That is that
Speaker 1: how you read it?
Speaker 2: And that's not a response, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Grown men saying ha ha am I right?
Speaker 5: Abs? Correct?
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm sorry, ladies, what would you prefer? Lol?
Speaker 4: No, No, that's icky too.
Speaker 2: No, but come back and up one up me with humor,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Or I could just say huh seven times.
Speaker 3: Hah exactly, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Do you know what I feel like? Abby would really
Speaker 1: be able to contribute my space?
Speaker 3: How many abs?
Speaker 1: What gives you the yick?
Speaker 3: Hang on? Hell, we've got fifteen minutes till we have
Speaker 3: to give away the pink tickets.
Speaker 4: I have a few, but one that I've I was
Speaker 4: going to do another one, but I'm going to do
Speaker 4: this one instead. Carrying an umbrella when the wind blows
Speaker 4: it inside out, just instant like, grow up, get it again.
Speaker 4: I know, I know, but just it just it just gross.
Speaker 2: And that's the hands of the elements. I know it's
Speaker 2: not something they've done.
Speaker 4: I know, but still, like it's on you, mate, that's tough.
Speaker 1: So what about what about this? Is this a nick
Speaker 1: as well? Someone who wears a dry as a bone?
Speaker 2: Yes, correct, Yes, there's no excuses for dry bones ever.
Speaker 1: Ever tough all right?
Speaker 4: Also food and teeth, like it's not their fault, but
Speaker 4: also like just get it together, no tough as well,
Speaker 4: that's not fairn Like you had lipstick on your teeth
Speaker 4: the other day. I always have lipstick, you tell me. Oh, yeah,
Speaker 4: I know, because I'm like you and I'm friends with you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I appreciate that that people who yeah, like
Speaker 2: the spinach in their teeth like, no thanks.
Speaker 1: So once it happens and sometimes unavoidable, but that's a
Speaker 1: permanent ick, yea, even when you do tell them. Is
Speaker 1: that what you're saying?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Pretty much?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: What about For a long time, Hazy had in VISI line.
Speaker 2: So again, it's not your fault.
Speaker 3: It is not your.
Speaker 1: Fault, yes it is selfie. With that, there were.
Speaker 3: Sometimes random bits of spish that would come out.
Speaker 1: In the corner. Oh really, you never told me about that.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I just let it go through as
Speaker 3: the keeper.
Speaker 1: Did everyone know about this and no one said anything?
Speaker 4: I thought that you were extra. I just thought you
Speaker 4: were a heavy saliva person, you know, like there's people
Speaker 4: out there who were heavy saliva people. I just thought
Speaker 4: that was you.
Speaker 1: This is very confronting. I don't even know I'm the
Speaker 1: one that's happening to and even I'm turned off at
Speaker 1: myself right now and the other the.
Speaker 4: Other thing as well.
Speaker 6: And I know it's not their fault when they're asleep,
Speaker 6: but like when people snore, like grow up passages fixed,
Speaker 6: but that's completely adny, I know, and they're asleep and
Speaker 6: they don't know they're doing it, but like grow up?
Speaker 1: Okay, wow wow?
Speaker 3: Who knew that Abby would have a list?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Now, very very.
Speaker 3: Who also knew that Abby is still single?
Speaker 4: No one would know that. No, I'm not single this
Speaker 4: week by the way.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, it's ever changing and evolving situation over the weekend.
Speaker 3: We can't keep up.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Hey, as what gives you the ye I'm
Speaker 1: not sure a permanent relationship, what gives you the yeck?
Speaker 1: Best caller this morning as well, we've got tickets for
Speaker 1: you and three mates to History of House at All?
Speaker 3: Hey, Abby, what gives you the yick?
Speaker 1: Men? In general? What gives you the take your calls?
Speaker 1: Next thirty four ten, we're talking about what gives you
Speaker 1: the ick? Because I mean, I'm shaking even pressing play
Speaker 1: on this.
Speaker 3: But oh we don't have to.
Speaker 1: I mean just listen to Jodie already speaking baby voice.
Speaker 1: This is during birthday, pay day, late last week.
Speaker 3: Oh what those good barbecue weather?
Speaker 2: It's a cheek.
Speaker 1: Yes makes a week. Can you stop speaking to the
Speaker 1: listeners like that? Baby?
Speaker 4: He's going to be mentally you get to babes.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's make me want to fully this
Speaker 1: studio upside down. Let's see you what? And I did
Speaker 1: flip the studio upside down and there was a hell
Speaker 1: of a mess.
Speaker 2: Yeah yep, and you've got in big trouble. So the
Speaker 2: end is sucked in.
Speaker 1: And somehow I'm I'm the bad guy here.
Speaker 2: So in my defense, I don't really speak baby to
Speaker 2: my partner sometimes see the dog when I get home.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what Sid texted me the other day.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my gosh, if I hear baby
Speaker 1: voice one more time, I am going to turn this
Speaker 1: house upside down?
Speaker 3: Did you really you would? Sid?
Speaker 1: Text?
Speaker 3: Do you that's interesting?
Speaker 1: Good text?
Speaker 3: Does she don't live like the little poor emoji at
Speaker 3: the end?
Speaker 1: Yes, absolutely, because that's her sign off. That's my.
Speaker 2: No, not SID doing that, but text messages where it's
Speaker 2: like ha at the end, that's.
Speaker 1: Not which is an interesting Do you want to laughing emoji?
Speaker 1: Or what do you want?
Speaker 3: I want something clever then?
Speaker 1: Ha ha ha interesting interesting use of words.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, Oh sorry, the grammar police is here? Hello
Speaker 3: producers are we Hello?
Speaker 5: Good morning? I love this topic. It's so good. There's
Speaker 5: so many excellent icks.
Speaker 7: It's a real trend on TikTok as well for people
Speaker 7: to give their really unique x and I have a
Speaker 7: couple of favorites that I just have to share with
Speaker 7: you guys. Okay, and keeping mind, this is when men
Speaker 7: are doing these things. Him running after a ping pong bowl,
Speaker 7: Yeah classic. Can you imagine him beer pong? They'd oh quick,
Speaker 7: got a trot off? Embarrassing.
Speaker 1: Can't make that look athletic.
Speaker 7: No, when he says the joke, just a little bit
Speaker 7: louder because no one laughed the first time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Hey, guys, Yeah, I went for it and didn't work.
Speaker 3: Yes, let's double down.
Speaker 5: Yeah, men sitting in the bath.
Speaker 1: Do you know why? Because we're in a vulnerable position
Speaker 1: where your guts is crammed together. Yeah, you just can't.
Speaker 1: There's no way a bloke apart from someone who's absolutely
Speaker 1: ripped his reds can look sexy.
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, that's right. But I think this is my
Speaker 5: favorite one.
Speaker 7: When he's sitting on one of those fast it was,
Speaker 7: and his legs are just dangling freely.
Speaker 3: Yeah, can you sitting?
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's not it's not good. It's not pretty anyway.
Speaker 7: I could go on forever, but there's too much good
Speaker 7: stuff out there.
Speaker 3: It was the one on the internet about having a
Speaker 3: little bit of spit just.
Speaker 5: Oh no, my, that was one of my favorites.
Speaker 7: When the signs of his mouth are orange from eating spaghetti.
Speaker 1: That's It happens to a lot of blokes, including myself,
Speaker 1: because we're passionate when it comes to it's not your.
Speaker 3: Fault, it's okay.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four ten, YOU'REX this morning, Chloe's wat yours?
Speaker 1: You know when somebody drinks from a glass of water
Speaker 1: and you look through the bottom of the glass and
Speaker 1: you can see their mouth, and you can see their
Speaker 1: mouth and work in the water and you can see
Speaker 1: right in there.
Speaker 3: It is so true, Chloe, that's tough. Hey Kara, you're
Speaker 3: rick illo, Hi, Karra. What's your rick? Is?
Speaker 5: When people have food in their mouth, they take a
Speaker 5: drink and then they swallow said drink and then they
Speaker 5: continue to eat the.
Speaker 3: Food in their mouth, so it's effectively watered down feeds.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm trying to break it down.
Speaker 2: What are you doing?
Speaker 7: You're just storing it for the winter.
Speaker 1: What about if Yourkara and you're on a date with
Speaker 1: Joey Chestnut who was the world champion, and he's nailing
Speaker 1: seventy two hot dogs in between each by just throwing
Speaker 1: a bit of water.
Speaker 2: And Cara' is like, oh my god, we are so over.
Speaker 3: We're done.
Speaker 2: You're waking up to allaid what news today? Okay, this
Speaker 2: is where we can that's all the big stories overnight
Speaker 2: into three type little packages.
Speaker 3: Let's go to you first.
Speaker 4: So we're talking all things Fringe this morning. Basically, the festival,
Speaker 4: which is one of seth Is South Show's largest, is
Speaker 4: being accused of inflating attendance record to get more taxpayer funds.
Speaker 4: So what they're saying.
Speaker 3: Sorry, the festival is or the fringes the fringe is.
Speaker 4: So the Fringe is being accused of inflating attendance records
Speaker 4: to try and get more taxpayer funding. Okay, So essentially
Speaker 4: things like there's an Indian festival that get around fifteen
Speaker 4: thousand people a year going. They were approached by the
Speaker 4: Fringe and told hey, you should become a part of
Speaker 4: the Fringe. And then the obviously bolsters attendance records. A
Speaker 4: few other festivals as well around the place that were
Speaker 4: contacted by the Fringe to come on board a bit
Speaker 4: of a watch this space. The Fringe have come out
Speaker 4: and they haven't denied it, but they've said, you know,
Speaker 4: we're always needing money to plug costs because it is
Speaker 4: one of the biggest festivals in South Australia and in Australia.
Speaker 4: So yeah, well we'll see what comes of it.
Speaker 3: I mean my question to that is does it matter.
Speaker 4: Well, that's the other thing is that it's getting like
Speaker 4: there's meant to be fifty thousand people who come from
Speaker 4: interstate and internationally to come to the Fringe. Plus then
Speaker 4: I was there last Wednesday and it was for a
Speaker 4: when say, night was pretty packed. And then I saw
Speaker 4: some photos from the weekend and I also sent two
Speaker 4: friends along as well. Yeah, and they said there was
Speaker 4: just people everywhere.
Speaker 2: And my brother was in town yesterday for me to
Speaker 2: state and he was like, this is amazing.
Speaker 3: And we literally just went into the garden. It's such
Speaker 3: a buzz.
Speaker 4: We were at Gluttney and you can you know, we
Speaker 4: went and saw a show, we went and had dinner.
Speaker 4: Everyone's sitting around. It's a nice, warm night, like, it's
Speaker 4: just such a buzz. So doesn't matter. I don't you know.
Speaker 4: I'm happy to pay as a taxpayer. I'm happy for
Speaker 4: something that brings so many people to the state and
Speaker 4: really puts us on the world stage. I'm happy to
Speaker 4: pay for with you good stuff.
Speaker 1: Newsy whack us with some maths gossip judes.
Speaker 2: So, I mean, the big talking point for Maths this
Speaker 2: year has been the dude who said put a muzzle
Speaker 2: on your wife.
Speaker 1: A collective shake of the head.
Speaker 2: All last night Psychologists slash friend of Jodie and Hazy
Speaker 2: johnick and went coco bananas at Johnno because he said
Speaker 2: he didn't defend his wife when this other bloke Jack
Speaker 2: told him to put muzzle on it.
Speaker 1: She is your wife. I got to tell you, if
Speaker 1: someone said that to me about my wife, I would
Speaker 1: not back down. I would come out, full throttle, all
Speaker 1: guns blaze. Anyone comes for her. It doesn't matter whether
Speaker 1: you feel uncomfortable about speaking up or not. She's number
Speaker 1: one man. I'd run through a brick row for John Akoms.
Speaker 1: He could motivate me to do some mountratings.
Speaker 3: You love him, don't you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's very good and he's very down to earth
Speaker 2: and makes a lot of sense.
Speaker 3: Johnny Aiken doesn't.
Speaker 1: He but he's got a very very good point.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Everyone just sort of stood there and stayed silent.
Speaker 3: I know, but also do you reckon?
Speaker 2: The producers were rubbing their hands together when those words.
Speaker 3: Came out of that guy. Yeah, they were like ratings.
Speaker 1: I did see aude article headline where it was like,
Speaker 1: Mama says, why can't they just get six nice blokes?
Speaker 3: Well, you're up to date on maps down watch.
Speaker 1: This space for more on Muzzlegate news. Suoshi a lot
Speaker 1: happening with Sam Pepper and the Port Adelaide Football Club.
Speaker 1: So we're going to find out today what's going to
Speaker 1: happen with the MRO So there was a trial match
Speaker 1: between the Crows and Power on Friday nights and the
Speaker 1: big thing that came out of it was pow Pepper
Speaker 1: late Bumper got mar Keine in the head, which can
Speaker 1: cust him for the rest of the game. And so
Speaker 1: you would think that he's probably going to get some
Speaker 1: weeks in the sideline. But given it's this time of
Speaker 1: the year, and also there's all sorts of new little rules,
Speaker 1: everyone's going to be confused about the process. So because
Speaker 1: the next two weeks of practice matches count, the initial
Speaker 1: one was it's not going to count, and if he
Speaker 1: gets a three week suspension as an example, it acount
Speaker 1: round one. And now's a new thing that's come out
Speaker 1: yesterday saying no, no, no, no. The AFL can say, oh no, no,
Speaker 1: you can serve at least one or two of them
Speaker 1: in the next two weeks for the practice matches. It's
Speaker 1: a very very strange gray area. Also, you traditionally get
Speaker 1: offered one or two weeks before it gets sent straight
Speaker 1: to the tribunal, which is an automatic three week plus suspension.
Speaker 1: Now the AFL can offer you three weeks as well.
Speaker 1: There's a lot going on.
Speaker 3: Abs.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you get any of that. I thought it was interesting.
Speaker 4: The actual bump itself, I don't know.
Speaker 1: The bump itself was a genuine football act, And unfortunately
Speaker 1: for Sam power Pepper at the exact time where he
Speaker 1: was about to meet Martain, he got really really swung
Speaker 1: him into because really, well was just making a tackle,
Speaker 1: just one of those things. Really was just doing really things,
Speaker 1: which is absolutely beautiful the best of times, swung him
Speaker 1: into power Pepper, who got his shoulder on his head.
Speaker 1: But there's no now in the AFL, even if it's
Speaker 1: football like, there's no excuse. You make your head high contact,
Speaker 1: you're in trouble anyway.
Speaker 3: My response to all of this is it's pre season.
Speaker 1: Who guess, Well, you could say that, but when he
Speaker 1: gets suspended for the first part of the season.
Speaker 2: But no one is any the wiser after this discussion
Speaker 2: as to whether he will be suspended for the most I'm.
Speaker 1: I'm the one telling the story, and I don't know
Speaker 1: what the hell I'm talking about, So how we expected
Speaker 1: anyone else to know what's going on?
Speaker 2: I would have loved to have seen you across on
Speaker 2: Friday night or did this happen after the first that was.
Speaker 1: Blacked out for like a minute and a half and
Speaker 1: then I woke up and I'm like, right, I see,
Speaker 1: I'm like, did I just do the cross? It's gonna
Speaker 1: get straight to it, Joe. So what do you do
Speaker 1: when you're sitting on the throne? What do you get
Speaker 1: up to?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: Just try and get the business done, you know, Yeah,
Speaker 3: you know sidetracked?
Speaker 1: You're not, you know, ticking off some other chores.
Speaker 3: Do I take my phone in there? Is that your question?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 5: I do not?
Speaker 1: You do not? Yes, you do. I don't. Everyone does, gross,
Speaker 1: absolutely everybody does.
Speaker 3: No poop particles on your phone?
Speaker 5: Can't have it?
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, what are you doing in there? For
Speaker 1: goodness sake? Okay a, there's a new survey into Ozzie
Speaker 1: streaming habits has revealed one in five of us watching
Speaker 1: Netflix on the toilet. What yes, one and five?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 1: So you've probably been speaking to someone at some stage
Speaker 1: and they've just been netflixing their favorite show. Oh my goodness,
Speaker 1: streaming giant. Netflix partner with YouGov or a combination, by
Speaker 1: the way.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it's the partnership we've all been waiting for.
Speaker 1: You talk about Yin and Yang. You've got Netflix and Yugov.
Speaker 1: What an absolute bunch of party animals, the guys that
Speaker 1: you gover. So they got together to serve over a
Speaker 1: thousand eysies on their streaming habits, with results showing that
Speaker 1: viewers are taking in their favorite shows in some usual
Speaker 1: places twenty one percent of respondence and beneath the streaming
Speaker 1: Netflix on the toilet. I've done it once or twice before,
Speaker 1: but it's not a regular thing. No, Okay, Yeah? Can
Speaker 1: I be open and honest with you though some of
Speaker 1: the things that I get up to on the toilet
Speaker 1: go on? Yes, I'm going to.
Speaker 3: Because I don't think I can stop you at this
Speaker 3: point anyway.
Speaker 1: You can't because I just feel like this is a
Speaker 1: really open and honest and nurturing environment where you can
Speaker 1: just air all your dirty laundry. One of the things
Speaker 1: I like to do was call people back. What Yes,
Speaker 1: I've got a bunch of calls to make. I have
Speaker 1: no issue whatsoever calling and speaking to people whilst I'm
Speaker 1: on the throne.
Speaker 2: May I ask you this, and I dare say I'm
Speaker 2: going to regret it. But are you not worried that
Speaker 2: the person on the other end of the line can
Speaker 2: hear what you're doing?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 1: That's the thing though, wasn't it? And how many times
Speaker 1: have we had conversations and then just sort of mid conversation,
Speaker 1: it's like and then you'll go, what's going on? What
Speaker 1: are you actually doing? And then I'm into like in
Speaker 1: response modes, so straight away I'm like, oh, I'm just
Speaker 1: at a I'm just at a lake shucking some rocks
Speaker 1: into the water, and Joe's so beautiful and it's You're
Speaker 1: just completely believing, and then we keep on speaking, and
Speaker 1: then maybe a minute later, so sorry, sorry, where are you?
Speaker 1: And I'm like, now I've just now I've just entered
Speaker 1: a house with real creaky floorboards.
Speaker 3: I'm so cullorable. I'm like, oh, yeah, okay, house is
Speaker 3: the house on the lake?
Speaker 1: Is it nice? And sometimes that's why I slip up yeah,
Speaker 1: with the lack of detail. Absolutely, I'll bet you're on
Speaker 1: the loan in this too. Got some examples and it's
Speaker 1: maybe some of the other things that you do on
Speaker 1: the tour four double none my night. Don't textas, because
Speaker 1: definitely do Texas. Maybe I just need to know that
Speaker 1: I'm not alone in this.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, rageous.
Speaker 1: So please don't make me feel like a freak and
Speaker 1: hazy I don't know my name. Creepy floor boards. Now,
Speaker 1: that's a job, that's a joke. That's a job. That's
Speaker 1: a terrible job because despite her genuinely read complexion today
Speaker 1: and still deliver an award winning joke.
Speaker 2: Okay, So, and we do not endorse this behavior whatsoever.
Speaker 2: But news reader Abby spent a little bit of time
Speaker 2: in the sun on the weekend. It's now paying the
Speaker 2: price in the form of some third degree sunburn.
Speaker 4: I don't have a third degree sunburn.
Speaker 1: Fourth degree, yeah, fifth degree degree somewhere.
Speaker 4: Yes, she's a little sore, but she'll be fine by tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, you lead us so courageously each and every week.
Speaker 1: Do you want to kick off the Monday morning joke off?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Okay, all right. So I actually went to a music
Speaker 4: festival over the weekend.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you got so burn.
Speaker 4: And a pull out's the joke. And a police officer
Speaker 4: came up to me with one of those drug dogs.
Speaker 4: He said, excuse me, but the dog's telling me that
Speaker 4: you're on something. I said, well, that's a bit rich
Speaker 4: coming from you, because you're the one talking to the
Speaker 4: Dog's Okay.
Speaker 1: I think we're heading in a pretty good direction.
Speaker 3: Well, guess what happened.
Speaker 2: So I did some online shopping and I ordered a
Speaker 2: chicken and an egg from Amazon.
Speaker 4: Very on brand for you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll let you know.
Speaker 1: Explain it.
Speaker 3: Then, do you get it? Hazy? Do you get it?
Speaker 4: Because there's this thing about like the twitch comes.
Speaker 1: First, is going to rewive? Yes, I get it because
Speaker 1: sometimes a notoriously late. Yes, I understand the joke. Let's
Speaker 1: round this up as well. Please get involved. Send as
Speaker 1: a joke for double nine nine one nine. So a
Speaker 1: family's driving behind a garbage truck when a very special toy,
Speaker 1: if you know what I mean, flies out and thumbs
Speaker 1: against the windshield. Embarrassed and trying to spare her young
Speaker 1: son's innocence, the mother turns around and says, don't worry, dear,
Speaker 1: that was just an insect. Wow. The boy replies, I'm
Speaker 1: surprised you could get off the ground with a doodle
Speaker 1: like that.
Speaker 3: Come old as that deserves more.
Speaker 4: I don't want to laugh too hard because old cough.
Speaker 1: I don't think abs gets it explained. Hey, quite seriously, though,
Speaker 1: Let's hope not the cafe. Okay, get on the front
Speaker 1: for a week's worth of the best coffee in the galaxy.
Speaker 3: Just make sure you shut the fly scram We want
Speaker 3: to keep the insects out.
Speaker 4: I might need an iced coffee today because my body
Speaker 4: temperature is.
Speaker 2: Our next guest is a British stand up comedian and
Speaker 2: television personality. He's a regular on the international comedy circuit.
Speaker 3: He's one of seven children and.
Speaker 2: Began his career as a combat at the Big Fish
Speaker 2: Comedy Clubs in South London and has officially performed at
Speaker 2: the Adelaide Fringe a bisquillion times. Please welcome to Jody
Speaker 2: and Hazy. Stephen Kahindy amos. Okay, Stephen amos.
Speaker 8: Thank you very much.
Speaker 1: It's great to be back.
Speaker 3: How many fringes have be done?
Speaker 6: Now?
Speaker 2: Do you know?
Speaker 8: I was trying to think about it the other day.
Speaker 8: I think this is probably my something like eighteen. Yeah,
Speaker 8: I know I'm really aging myself.
Speaker 3: But you look exactly the same.
Speaker 8: Thank you.
Speaker 3: You do not age.
Speaker 8: Thank you very much.
Speaker 3: Yeah, now return the compliment.
Speaker 8: It's good to.
Speaker 1: See you again. Thank you. I mate the show Oxymoron.
Speaker 1: I love the basis of the show. It's basically finding
Speaker 1: humor in maybe situations where you shouldn't well exactly.
Speaker 8: Yeah, you think about no oxymoron. The classic dictory definition
Speaker 8: of noxymoron is a self contradictory phrase, and that happens
Speaker 8: particularly me. I've noticed it more and more post pandemic,
Speaker 8: post dot down, when the English people say things like
Speaker 8: it it's awfully good or sweet sorrow or old news,
Speaker 8: or or the Australians, you guys, you go, oh, he's
Speaker 8: a good And I won't say the sea word, but
Speaker 8: you know what the one I mean lots of ox.
Speaker 2: I used the word oxymoron on this show not so
Speaker 2: long ago, and he just looked at me and went,
Speaker 2: you're a moron.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh, dear, I understand.
Speaker 1: I understand. That's sort of intellectly dealing with the sting.
Speaker 8: That's that's that's beautiful though, because we all listen and
Speaker 8: we learn that's what life's all about.
Speaker 3: Hey, listen, you're in the States not so long ago.
Speaker 1: How was that?
Speaker 8: Do you know what? I had a massive project to
Speaker 8: go to the America for I've all said it to go.
Speaker 8: I packed a lovely bag full of lovely goodies. I
Speaker 8: was going to go for six months and arrived just
Speaker 8: as they announced the writer strike and the actor strike,
Speaker 8: so Hollywood shut down. Oh my God, yeah, while I
Speaker 8: was there, so I was forced to join the picket line.
Speaker 8: The things I went to do we couldn't get to do.
Speaker 8: But I did end up doing lots of shows across America.
Speaker 8: But in between that I did a project.
Speaker 1: Spill the Bains Where Do We Go?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 8: I have signed what they call an n d A.
Speaker 8: It's a non disclosure agree. Basically, it's a it's a
Speaker 8: movie that's coming out later on this year and it
Speaker 8: is a sequel to a very very popular, very famous
Speaker 8: nineteen eighties horror stroke comedy film.
Speaker 2: That's exciting, right if you can guess what it is
Speaker 2: we have to hear back from. Can I ask you
Speaker 2: the difference between British humor, Australian humor and American humor,
Speaker 2: because I feel like our humor is more in line
Speaker 2: with the Brits than it is American.
Speaker 8: It is and I think the reason for that is
Speaker 8: because obviously there's a lot of cross pollination, not just
Speaker 8: only in terms of people coming here from the UK,
Speaker 8: but also the television you had you were exposed to.
Speaker 8: You know, in England we've got a great sense of
Speaker 8: humor and I think Australia does as well. We can
Speaker 8: laugh at ourselves. You know, there's only a free state
Speaker 8: phrases that Ossie's and Brits get. You know, we can
Speaker 8: laugh off a mistake, we can laugh our problems away,
Speaker 8: and even better, we can laugh somebody into bed, I
Speaker 8: mean other. No other country has that saying. It's quintessentially British.
Speaker 8: And whenever I go to America, the one thing I
Speaker 8: need to do there is to slow right down because
Speaker 8: they don't have that reciprocal agreement. They don't really get
Speaker 8: a lot of our shows. If they do get them,
Speaker 8: they're normally remade into American versions, and so they're not
Speaker 8: used to this type of tongue, you know, let alone
Speaker 8: coming out of a black man's face, just like what.
Speaker 8: It's quite extraordinary.
Speaker 2: Because I think the thing about Australian humor is we're Bogans,
Speaker 2: but we know it and we can laugh at that.
Speaker 8: Yes, and I use the word bogan, and I like
Speaker 8: to say like that that sounds more grand the bogan.
Speaker 8: I used it once. It just came out of my
Speaker 8: head for Opening Nights here in Adelaide, and I was
Speaker 8: talking about how I had been coming to the fringe
Speaker 8: for many, many years, and it's really interesting to see
Speaker 8: how when there was the calypso thing, the car thing going,
Speaker 8: that's when a different kind of breed of Bogan would arrive.
Speaker 8: And it was like it was like being in an
Speaker 8: Attamburg documentary. It was like spot them, catch them, Where
Speaker 8: are they?
Speaker 1: Where they go?
Speaker 8: It's interesting. And the thing is when you do that
Speaker 8: with a smile on your face, it's not about being offensive.
Speaker 8: That's not my kind of comedy at all. It's about
Speaker 8: inclusiveness and inclusion and hopefully if we can laugh at ourselves.
Speaker 8: I think that's that's a better way to move on
Speaker 8: in the world. If we take things too seriously. Where
Speaker 8: do we draw the line?
Speaker 3: Ricky Device, Have you met him?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 3: What's he like?
Speaker 8: He's a nice man?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 8: I think I think he's a nice man. I think
Speaker 8: some of the things he says that there's a way
Speaker 8: to say it and connect. I think it's a fine
Speaker 8: line if you're if you if you do jokes and
Speaker 8: the audience take them so literally that they think, oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 8: he's right. Yeah he can say you can say what
Speaker 8: you want. Yeah, we know, no one should take offense
Speaker 8: to anything. If you allow the audience to believe that
Speaker 8: without giving it actual context and theory and going into it.
Speaker 8: Then that's quite that's quite a tough place to be, right.
Speaker 8: Some people seem to think that we are now the
Speaker 8: social commenters and we know we've got the answer to everything. No,
Speaker 8: that's why we're not in parliament. No, that's why we're
Speaker 8: on the sidelines. That's why if we stumble on the
Speaker 8: ground like certain Barnaby Joyces, people would go well done.
Speaker 3: Steve stephen Ks. The show is Oxymoron.
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Speaker 2: Tickets from Adelaiefriene dot com dot are you. Thank you
Speaker 2: so much for coming in, Thanks so.
Speaker 8: Much, great to see you again.
Speaker 1: Twenty nine great scouts satellite today and we are doing
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Speaker 3: Very nice.
Speaker 1: Let's take this opportunity to talk about something called narcissism.
Speaker 3: Oh I'm very familiar.
Speaker 1: Are you?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Because yeah, I've just been educated in this spot. Really
Speaker 1: for the first time I can.
Speaker 3: Say with my hand on, here we go.
Speaker 4: What's taken you thirty eight years to be educated on narcissism?
Speaker 3: You're not a narcissist.
Speaker 1: Though, how dare you?
Speaker 8: Yes?
Speaker 1: I am narcissism For those aren't familiar, thank you though.
Speaker 1: Jades is a self centered style of personality characterizes having
Speaker 1: an excessive preoccupation with oneself.
Speaker 3: So basically you completely very familiar with their work.
Speaker 1: Completely avoid all responsibility, and so much so even when
Speaker 1: you're in the fault, you try and shift it on others. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I can most known with the person who's firing the
Speaker 1: feedback towards you. So what they've done is they've come
Speaker 1: up with some red flag phrases that psychologists say narcissist
Speaker 1: typically use.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'd like to hear them.
Speaker 1: Ready for this Number one? You're overreacting, ladies, just before
Speaker 1: you overreact to this particular comment. Have you heard that before?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 2: And can I just say this, an abnormal reaction to
Speaker 2: abnormal behavior is perfectly normal.
Speaker 3: Do you understand that? Andrew?
Speaker 1: Absolutely not genuinely think you're over reacting.
Speaker 4: Telling a woman to calm down, will not see her
Speaker 4: calm down?
Speaker 1: When does a lady ever calm down after being told
Speaker 1: in a heated situation to come down.
Speaker 2: And in fact, if you want to heighten her behavior,
Speaker 2: tell her to calm down.
Speaker 1: That's a good way to go about it, all right.
Speaker 1: Second phrase, which is a massive red flag, is you
Speaker 1: never listen.
Speaker 3: You might have heard that one before, Andrew, Yeah, I have, but.
Speaker 1: I didn't take it as an insult because I'm not listening.
Speaker 3: Well, you can't hear, can't hurt you.
Speaker 1: Exactly right. Our next one is you're such and then
Speaker 1: insert the insulting name. Oh, quite aggressive behavior. Our next
Speaker 1: one is that's not true, you're being ridiculous. Gas lighting
Speaker 1: in that as well.
Speaker 2: Think every time you turn your behavior around on someone else,
Speaker 2: that's niceism.
Speaker 3: Do you know?
Speaker 4: The big one for me is I'm sorry that's how
Speaker 4: you feel. I'm sorry that that's how you feel. I'm
Speaker 4: sorry that's yeah, it drives me insane.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay. The final one is if you don't do
Speaker 1: so and so, then I'll leave. That is turning the
Speaker 1: situation back on its head. Yeah, Like the person who
Speaker 1: is speaking to you has got the threat, and all
Speaker 1: of a sudden you're like no, no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 1: If you don't change. I'm threatening you with me leaving.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, that's a real so narcissistic behavior. So what
Speaker 1: about as well, ladies, if I'll suggest you, in the
Speaker 1: spirit of Jack from Maths that I don't know if
Speaker 1: I was to suggest that one was to say, put
Speaker 1: a muzzle on one's partner, how would that go down?
Speaker 8: You reckon?
Speaker 3: Not overly?
Speaker 1: Well, doesn't does it?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: I've sort of found that as well.
Speaker 2: No, it's like tame your rapid dog, that is your partner. Know,
Speaker 2: he's not going to sit well to me?
Speaker 1: Right now, what you're saying sounds like you're overreacting.
Speaker 3: Can you put a muzzle on your partner?
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Speaker 2: Fo?
Speaker 1: Can I get four muzzle snaksacting? We're going back in
Speaker 1: time on this Daisy heritable sex. See Monday, welcome, Grab
Speaker 1: Monday by the horns and just kick it in the gear.
Speaker 1: All right. You've got to be firm with this thing,
Speaker 1: otherwise it can take you in all sorts of errant directions.
Speaker 3: So glad you said horns?
Speaker 1: Yeah, so good? Is that what I said?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Twenty six to February. Let's take a little trip down
Speaker 1: memory lane. Let's go back to nineteen ninety one. Worldwide WHEB,
Speaker 1: that is WWW, the first Internet browser was introduced by
Speaker 1: Tim Berners Lee. That's not the wrestling, No, who's not
Speaker 1: the wrestling? The Internet forum? And who knows what sort
Speaker 1: of stuff people get up to on the Internet. And
Speaker 1: at what age you discovered that there was other things
Speaker 1: you look at it except for sport. I'm I'm just
Speaker 1: saying words. I'm just saying.
Speaker 2: Okay, this is not an autobiograph and tis for you
Speaker 2: to reflect on your teenage four years thank you.
Speaker 1: Anyway, we have spoken about it before the time. Our
Speaker 1: computer at home is getting viruses for some reasons. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so they got an expertie and to work out what
Speaker 1: was going on. Somebody the family had been doing some
Speaker 1: errant browsing.
Speaker 2: Okay, and did that somebody have to have a conversation
Speaker 2: with somebody's dad.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, and dad was very open about what had
Speaker 1: been searched and viewed.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And somebody was very embarrassing.
Speaker 3: That must have been awful for that for somebody.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, I never forgot it. Two thousand and four,
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Speaker 3: Cancel over, certainly not.
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Speaker 2: Sure, we're cheaper, but oh my goodness, we're not going
Speaker 2: to skimp on customer service.
Speaker 1: Twenty twelve, the human Domino's record was broken in New Orleans.
Speaker 1: A total of eight hundred and fifty volunteers and their
Speaker 1: mattresses were pushed over backwards in turn, each one knocking
Speaker 1: over the next person they smashed the previous test record.
Speaker 1: Mattresses for the New Orleans events were donated and went
Speaker 1: to various local charities.
Speaker 3: Oh I love that.
Speaker 1: That sounds fun. That is a good fun six boy,
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Speaker 3: We should take on New Orleans in this space.
Speaker 1: Oh, I smell an idea coming. I can smell aport
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