WEBVTT - BRUTAL | The Ickiest Of Icks

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<v Speaker 1>We got get you morning every day day. So it's

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<v Speaker 1>can we just really open up and be honest with

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<v Speaker 1>you just for a second. It's important, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, if you've got something you want to get

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<v Speaker 2>off your chest, I can.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, it wasn't that long ago I told you.

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<v Speaker 1>In fact, it was about an hour ago. I told

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<v Speaker 1>you that I like to give you a call back.

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<v Speaker 1>And when I'm sitting on the throne. The other thing

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<v Speaker 1>you need to know, as was some things that give

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<v Speaker 1>people the icks. And it's one thing in particularly gives

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<v Speaker 1>me such a nick that I almost turn this place

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<v Speaker 1>upside down.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, like to flip the.

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<v Speaker 1>Desk, really flip the desk. Nearly just put my fist

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<v Speaker 1>through the computer.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So do I need to assume the brace position here?

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<v Speaker 2>What's going on? No?

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, we'll just discuss it. We'll discuss it in

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<v Speaker 1>a really really positive environment. So late last week, Jody

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<v Speaker 1>just inherited this little thing that she likes to call

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<v Speaker 1>her baby voice, just in everyday life situations. And I'll

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<v Speaker 1>tell you what the feedback was. Brutal. Just wrap your

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<v Speaker 1>ears around them.

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<v Speaker 3>What close to your barb? If you weather it's a cheek.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yes, makes a week. Can you stop speaking to

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<v Speaker 1>their listeners like their babies.

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<v Speaker 4>He's going to be Jase actually get to miss studio.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, that's making me want to fully this

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<v Speaker 1>studio upside down. Let's do what? Hey everyone, what do

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<v Speaker 1>we think of Jody's baby voice? Agreed? One hundred agreed,

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<v Speaker 1>Which you're so predictable? Prime? Ick is a prime situation?

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<v Speaker 2>Hang on, if we were to go back to that

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<v Speaker 2>tape at one point, you did it too.

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<v Speaker 3>You did a little bit of baby voice.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah I don't remember, Yeah I do. That's already deleted

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<v Speaker 1>itself as well. That will unfortunately, right.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, that's interesting.

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<v Speaker 1>So that gives me the IX. So we put this

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<v Speaker 1>out there thirteen twenty four ten. What gives you a

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<v Speaker 1>genuine ick? So just to explain as well, can you

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<v Speaker 1>explain us what an icky is like? It's that situation

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<v Speaker 1>where you're so off someone for a particular situation.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm trying to.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to frame this in a mature sense, and

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<v Speaker 2>ike is something that would make you not want to

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<v Speaker 2>have relations with someone.

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<v Speaker 3>It makes sense. Okay, Okay, yeah, that's what nick is.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, thirteen twenty four to ten. What one gives you

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<v Speaker 1>the year.

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<v Speaker 2>I've got one, okay, okay, So men who write in

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<v Speaker 2>response to text messages.

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<v Speaker 1>Ha ha, what's wrong with that?

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<v Speaker 3>Because it's lazy.

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<v Speaker 2>It's lazy because I've obviously said something really witty and clever, right,

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<v Speaker 2>and you come back at me with.

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<v Speaker 1>Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. That is that

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<v Speaker 1>how you read it?

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<v Speaker 2>And that's not a response, you know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 2>Grown men saying ha ha am I right?

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<v Speaker 5>Abs? Correct?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I'm sorry, ladies, what would you prefer? Lol?

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<v Speaker 4>No, No, that's icky too.

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<v Speaker 2>No, but come back and up one up me with humor,

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<v Speaker 2>you know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 1>Or I could just say huh seven times.

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<v Speaker 3>Hah exactly, you know what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know what I feel like? Abby would really

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<v Speaker 1>be able to contribute my space?

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<v Speaker 3>How many abs?

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<v Speaker 1>What gives you the yick?

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<v Speaker 3>Hang on? Hell, we've got fifteen minutes till we have

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<v Speaker 3>to give away the pink tickets.

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<v Speaker 4>I have a few, but one that I've I was

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<v Speaker 4>going to do another one, but I'm going to do

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<v Speaker 4>this one instead. Carrying an umbrella when the wind blows

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<v Speaker 4>it inside out, just instant like, grow up, get it again.

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<v Speaker 4>I know, I know, but just it just it just gross.

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<v Speaker 2>And that's the hands of the elements. I know it's

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<v Speaker 2>not something they've done.

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<v Speaker 4>I know, but still, like it's on you, mate, that's tough.

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<v Speaker 1>So what about what about this? Is this a nick

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<v Speaker 1>as well? Someone who wears a dry as a bone?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, correct, Yes, there's no excuses for dry bones ever.

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<v Speaker 1>Ever tough all right?

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<v Speaker 4>Also food and teeth, like it's not their fault, but

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<v Speaker 4>also like just get it together, no tough as well,

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<v Speaker 4>that's not fairn Like you had lipstick on your teeth

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<v Speaker 4>the other day. I always have lipstick, you tell me. Oh, yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>I know, because I'm like you and I'm friends with you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but I appreciate that that people who yeah, like

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<v Speaker 2>the spinach in their teeth like, no thanks.

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<v Speaker 1>So once it happens and sometimes unavoidable, but that's a

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<v Speaker 1>permanent ick, yea, even when you do tell them. Is

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<v Speaker 1>that what you're saying?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>Pretty much?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>What about For a long time, Hazy had in VISI line.

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<v Speaker 2>So again, it's not your fault.

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<v Speaker 3>It is not your.

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<v Speaker 1>Fault, yes it is selfie. With that, there were.

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<v Speaker 3>Sometimes random bits of spish that would come out.

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<v Speaker 1>In the corner. Oh really, you never told me about that.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know. I just let it go through as

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<v Speaker 3>the keeper.

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<v Speaker 1>Did everyone know about this and no one said anything?

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<v Speaker 4>I thought that you were extra. I just thought you

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<v Speaker 4>were a heavy saliva person, you know, like there's people

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<v Speaker 4>out there who were heavy saliva people. I just thought

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<v Speaker 4>that was you.

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<v Speaker 1>This is very confronting. I don't even know I'm the

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<v Speaker 1>one that's happening to and even I'm turned off at

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<v Speaker 1>myself right now and the other the.

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<v Speaker 4>Other thing as well.

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<v Speaker 6>And I know it's not their fault when they're asleep,

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<v Speaker 6>but like when people snore, like grow up passages fixed,

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<v Speaker 6>but that's completely adny, I know, and they're asleep and

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<v Speaker 6>they don't know they're doing it, but like grow up?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, wow wow?

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<v Speaker 3>Who knew that Abby would have a list?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Now, very very.

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<v Speaker 3>Who also knew that Abby is still single?

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<v Speaker 4>No one would know that. No, I'm not single this

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<v Speaker 4>week by the way.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, it's ever changing and evolving situation over the weekend.

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<v Speaker 3>We can't keep up.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, Hey, as what gives you the ye I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not sure a permanent relationship, what gives you the yeck?

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<v Speaker 1>Best caller this morning as well, we've got tickets for

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<v Speaker 1>you and three mates to History of House at All?

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, Abby, what gives you the yick?

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<v Speaker 1>Men? In general? What gives you the take your calls?

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<v Speaker 1>Next thirty four ten, we're talking about what gives you

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<v Speaker 1>the ick? Because I mean, I'm shaking even pressing play

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<v Speaker 1>on this.

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<v Speaker 3>But oh we don't have to.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean just listen to Jodie already speaking baby voice.

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<v Speaker 1>This is during birthday, pay day, late last week.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh what those good barbecue weather?

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<v Speaker 2>It's a cheek.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes makes a week. Can you stop speaking to the

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<v Speaker 1>listeners like that? Baby?

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<v Speaker 4>He's going to be mentally you get to babes.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, that's make me want to fully this

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<v Speaker 1>studio upside down. Let's see you what? And I did

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<v Speaker 1>flip the studio upside down and there was a hell

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<v Speaker 1>of a mess.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah yep, and you've got in big trouble. So the

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<v Speaker 2>end is sucked in.

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<v Speaker 1>And somehow I'm I'm the bad guy here.

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<v Speaker 2>So in my defense, I don't really speak baby to

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<v Speaker 2>my partner sometimes see the dog when I get home.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you what Sid texted me the other day.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh my gosh, if I hear baby

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<v Speaker 1>voice one more time, I am going to turn this

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<v Speaker 1>house upside down?

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<v Speaker 3>Did you really you would? Sid?

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<v Speaker 1>Text?

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<v Speaker 3>Do you that's interesting?

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<v Speaker 1>Good text?

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<v Speaker 3>Does she don't live like the little poor emoji at

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<v Speaker 3>the end?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, absolutely, because that's her sign off. That's my.

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<v Speaker 2>No, not SID doing that, but text messages where it's

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<v Speaker 2>like ha at the end, that's.

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<v Speaker 1>Not which is an interesting Do you want to laughing emoji?

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<v Speaker 1>Or what do you want?

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<v Speaker 3>I want something clever then?

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<v Speaker 1>Ha ha ha interesting interesting use of words.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh okay, Oh sorry, the grammar police is here? Hello

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<v Speaker 3>producers are we Hello?

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<v Speaker 5>Good morning? I love this topic. It's so good. There's

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<v Speaker 5>so many excellent icks.

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<v Speaker 7>It's a real trend on TikTok as well for people

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<v Speaker 7>to give their really unique x and I have a

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<v Speaker 7>couple of favorites that I just have to share with

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<v Speaker 7>you guys. Okay, and keeping mind, this is when men

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<v Speaker 7>are doing these things. Him running after a ping pong bowl,

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah classic. Can you imagine him beer pong? They'd oh quick,

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<v Speaker 7>got a trot off? Embarrassing.

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<v Speaker 1>Can't make that look athletic.

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<v Speaker 7>No, when he says the joke, just a little bit

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<v Speaker 7>louder because no one laughed the first time.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Hey, guys, Yeah, I went for it and didn't work.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, let's double down.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, men sitting in the bath.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know why? Because we're in a vulnerable position

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<v Speaker 1>where your guts is crammed together. Yeah, you just can't.

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<v Speaker 1>There's no way a bloke apart from someone who's absolutely

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<v Speaker 1>ripped his reds can look sexy.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, no, that's right. But I think this is my

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<v Speaker 5>favorite one.

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<v Speaker 7>When he's sitting on one of those fast it was,

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<v Speaker 7>and his legs are just dangling freely.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, can you sitting?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, that's not it's not good. It's not pretty anyway.

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<v Speaker 7>I could go on forever, but there's too much good

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<v Speaker 7>stuff out there.

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<v Speaker 3>It was the one on the internet about having a

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<v Speaker 3>little bit of spit just.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh no, my, that was one of my favorites.

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<v Speaker 7>When the signs of his mouth are orange from eating spaghetti.

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<v Speaker 1>That's It happens to a lot of blokes, including myself,

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<v Speaker 1>because we're passionate when it comes to it's not your.

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<v Speaker 3>Fault, it's okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Thirteen twenty four ten, YOU'REX this morning, Chloe's wat yours?

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<v Speaker 1>You know when somebody drinks from a glass of water

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<v Speaker 1>and you look through the bottom of the glass and

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<v Speaker 1>you can see their mouth, and you can see their

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<v Speaker 1>mouth and work in the water and you can see

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<v Speaker 1>right in there.

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<v Speaker 3>It is so true, Chloe, that's tough. Hey Kara, you're

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<v Speaker 3>rick illo, Hi, Karra. What's your rick? Is?

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<v Speaker 5>When people have food in their mouth, they take a

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<v Speaker 5>drink and then they swallow said drink and then they

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<v Speaker 5>continue to eat the.

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<v Speaker 3>Food in their mouth, so it's effectively watered down feeds.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm trying to break it down.

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<v Speaker 2>What are you doing?

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<v Speaker 7>You're just storing it for the winter.

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<v Speaker 1>What about if Yourkara and you're on a date with

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<v Speaker 1>Joey Chestnut who was the world champion, and he's nailing

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<v Speaker 1>seventy two hot dogs in between each by just throwing

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<v Speaker 1>a bit of water.

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<v Speaker 2>And Cara' is like, oh my god, we are so over.

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<v Speaker 3>We're done.

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<v Speaker 2>You're waking up to allaid what news today? Okay, this

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<v Speaker 2>is where we can that's all the big stories overnight

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<v Speaker 2>into three type little packages.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's go to you first.

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<v Speaker 4>So we're talking all things Fringe this morning. Basically, the festival,

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<v Speaker 4>which is one of seth Is South Show's largest, is

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<v Speaker 4>being accused of inflating attendance record to get more taxpayer funds.

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<v Speaker 4>So what they're saying.

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<v Speaker 3>Sorry, the festival is or the fringes the fringe is.

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<v Speaker 4>So the Fringe is being accused of inflating attendance records

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<v Speaker 4>to try and get more taxpayer funding. Okay, So essentially

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<v Speaker 4>things like there's an Indian festival that get around fifteen

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<v Speaker 4>thousand people a year going. They were approached by the

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<v Speaker 4>Fringe and told hey, you should become a part of

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<v Speaker 4>the Fringe. And then the obviously bolsters attendance records. A

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<v Speaker 4>few other festivals as well around the place that were

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<v Speaker 4>contacted by the Fringe to come on board a bit

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<v Speaker 4>of a watch this space. The Fringe have come out

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<v Speaker 4>and they haven't denied it, but they've said, you know,

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<v Speaker 4>we're always needing money to plug costs because it is

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<v Speaker 4>one of the biggest festivals in South Australia and in Australia.

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<v Speaker 4>So yeah, well we'll see what comes of it.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean my question to that is does it matter.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, that's the other thing is that it's getting like

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<v Speaker 4>there's meant to be fifty thousand people who come from

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<v Speaker 4>interstate and internationally to come to the Fringe. Plus then

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<v Speaker 4>I was there last Wednesday and it was for a

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<v Speaker 4>when say, night was pretty packed. And then I saw

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<v Speaker 4>some photos from the weekend and I also sent two

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<v Speaker 4>friends along as well. Yeah, and they said there was

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<v Speaker 4>just people everywhere.

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<v Speaker 2>And my brother was in town yesterday for me to

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<v Speaker 2>state and he was like, this is amazing.

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<v Speaker 3>And we literally just went into the garden. It's such

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<v Speaker 3>a buzz.

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<v Speaker 4>We were at Gluttney and you can you know, we

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<v Speaker 4>went and saw a show, we went and had dinner.

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<v Speaker 4>Everyone's sitting around. It's a nice, warm night, like, it's

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<v Speaker 4>just such a buzz. So doesn't matter. I don't you know.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm happy to pay as a taxpayer. I'm happy for

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<v Speaker 4>something that brings so many people to the state and

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<v Speaker 4>really puts us on the world stage. I'm happy to

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<v Speaker 4>pay for with you good stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Newsy whack us with some maths gossip judes.

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<v Speaker 2>So, I mean, the big talking point for Maths this

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<v Speaker 2>year has been the dude who said put a muzzle

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<v Speaker 2>on your wife.

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<v Speaker 1>A collective shake of the head.

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<v Speaker 2>All last night Psychologists slash friend of Jodie and Hazy

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<v Speaker 2>johnick and went coco bananas at Johnno because he said

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<v Speaker 2>he didn't defend his wife when this other bloke Jack

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<v Speaker 2>told him to put muzzle on it.

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<v Speaker 1>She is your wife. I got to tell you, if

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<v Speaker 1>someone said that to me about my wife, I would

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<v Speaker 1>not back down. I would come out, full throttle, all

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<v Speaker 1>guns blaze. Anyone comes for her. It doesn't matter whether

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<v Speaker 1>you feel uncomfortable about speaking up or not. She's number

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<v Speaker 1>one man. I'd run through a brick row for John Akoms.

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<v Speaker 1>He could motivate me to do some mountratings.

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<v Speaker 3>You love him, don't you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he's very good and he's very down to earth

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<v Speaker 2>and makes a lot of sense.

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<v Speaker 3>Johnny Aiken doesn't.

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<v Speaker 1>He but he's got a very very good point.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Everyone just sort of stood there and stayed silent.

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<v Speaker 3>I know, but also do you reckon?

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<v Speaker 2>The producers were rubbing their hands together when those words.

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<v Speaker 3>Came out of that guy. Yeah, they were like ratings.

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<v Speaker 1>I did see aude article headline where it was like,

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<v Speaker 1>Mama says, why can't they just get six nice blokes?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, you're up to date on maps down watch.

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<v Speaker 1>This space for more on Muzzlegate news. Suoshi a lot

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<v Speaker 1>happening with Sam Pepper and the Port Adelaide Football Club.

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<v Speaker 1>So we're going to find out today what's going to

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<v Speaker 1>happen with the MRO So there was a trial match

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<v Speaker 1>between the Crows and Power on Friday nights and the

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<v Speaker 1>big thing that came out of it was pow Pepper

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<v Speaker 1>late Bumper got mar Keine in the head, which can

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<v Speaker 1>cust him for the rest of the game. And so

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<v Speaker 1>you would think that he's probably going to get some

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<v Speaker 1>weeks in the sideline. But given it's this time of

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<v Speaker 1>the year, and also there's all sorts of new little rules,

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<v Speaker 1>everyone's going to be confused about the process. So because

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<v Speaker 1>the next two weeks of practice matches count, the initial

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<v Speaker 1>one was it's not going to count, and if he

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<v Speaker 1>gets a three week suspension as an example, it acount

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<v Speaker 1>round one. And now's a new thing that's come out

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<v Speaker 1>yesterday saying no, no, no, no. The AFL can say, oh no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>you can serve at least one or two of them

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<v Speaker 1>in the next two weeks for the practice matches. It's

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<v Speaker 1>a very very strange gray area. Also, you traditionally get

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<v Speaker 1>offered one or two weeks before it gets sent straight

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<v Speaker 1>to the tribunal, which is an automatic three week plus suspension.

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<v Speaker 1>Now the AFL can offer you three weeks as well.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a lot going on.

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<v Speaker 3>Abs.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you get any of that. I thought it was interesting.

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<v Speaker 4>The actual bump itself, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>The bump itself was a genuine football act, And unfortunately

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<v Speaker 1>for Sam power Pepper at the exact time where he

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<v Speaker 1>was about to meet Martain, he got really really swung

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<v Speaker 1>him into because really, well was just making a tackle,

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<v Speaker 1>just one of those things. Really was just doing really things,

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<v Speaker 1>which is absolutely beautiful the best of times, swung him

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<v Speaker 1>into power Pepper, who got his shoulder on his head.

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<v Speaker 1>But there's no now in the AFL, even if it's

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<v Speaker 1>football like, there's no excuse. You make your head high contact,

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<v Speaker 1>you're in trouble anyway.

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<v Speaker 3>My response to all of this is it's pre season.

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<v Speaker 1>Who guess, Well, you could say that, but when he

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<v Speaker 1>gets suspended for the first part of the season.

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<v Speaker 2>But no one is any the wiser after this discussion

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<v Speaker 2>as to whether he will be suspended for the most I'm.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm the one telling the story, and I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>what the hell I'm talking about, So how we expected

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<v Speaker 1>anyone else to know what's going on?

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<v Speaker 2>I would have loved to have seen you across on

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<v Speaker 2>Friday night or did this happen after the first that was.

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<v Speaker 1>Blacked out for like a minute and a half and

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<v Speaker 1>then I woke up and I'm like, right, I see,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, did I just do the cross? It's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>get straight to it, Joe. So what do you do

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<v Speaker 1>when you're sitting on the throne? What do you get

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<v Speaker 1>up to?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>Just try and get the business done, you know, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>you know sidetracked?

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<v Speaker 1>You're not, you know, ticking off some other chores.

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<v Speaker 3>Do I take my phone in there? Is that your question?

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<v Speaker 7>No?

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<v Speaker 5>I do not?

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<v Speaker 1>You do not? Yes, you do. I don't. Everyone does, gross,

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<v Speaker 1>absolutely everybody does.

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<v Speaker 3>No poop particles on your phone?

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<v Speaker 5>Can't have it?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my gosh, what are you doing in there? For

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<v Speaker 1>goodness sake? Okay a, there's a new survey into Ozzie

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<v Speaker 1>streaming habits has revealed one in five of us watching

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<v Speaker 1>Netflix on the toilet. What yes, one and five?

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<v Speaker 4>What?

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<v Speaker 1>So you've probably been speaking to someone at some stage

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<v Speaker 1>and they've just been netflixing their favorite show. Oh my goodness,

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<v Speaker 1>streaming giant. Netflix partner with YouGov or a combination, by

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<v Speaker 1>the way.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, it's the partnership we've all been waiting for.

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<v Speaker 1>You talk about Yin and Yang. You've got Netflix and Yugov.

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<v Speaker 1>What an absolute bunch of party animals, the guys that

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<v Speaker 1>you gover. So they got together to serve over a

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<v Speaker 1>thousand eysies on their streaming habits, with results showing that

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<v Speaker 1>viewers are taking in their favorite shows in some usual

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<v Speaker 1>places twenty one percent of respondence and beneath the streaming

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<v Speaker 1>Netflix on the toilet. I've done it once or twice before,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's not a regular thing. No, Okay, Yeah? Can

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<v Speaker 1>I be open and honest with you though some of

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<v Speaker 1>the things that I get up to on the toilet

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<v Speaker 1>go on? Yes, I'm going to.

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<v Speaker 3>Because I don't think I can stop you at this

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<v Speaker 3>point anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't because I just feel like this is a

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<v Speaker 1>really open and honest and nurturing environment where you can

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<v Speaker 1>just air all your dirty laundry. One of the things

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<v Speaker 1>I like to do was call people back. What Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I've got a bunch of calls to make. I have

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<v Speaker 1>no issue whatsoever calling and speaking to people whilst I'm

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<v Speaker 1>on the throne.

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<v Speaker 2>May I ask you this, and I dare say I'm

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<v Speaker 2>going to regret it. But are you not worried that

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<v Speaker 2>the person on the other end of the line can

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<v Speaker 2>hear what you're doing?

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<v Speaker 3>Now?

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<v Speaker 1>That's the thing though, wasn't it? And how many times

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<v Speaker 1>have we had conversations and then just sort of mid conversation,

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<v Speaker 1>it's like and then you'll go, what's going on? What

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<v Speaker 1>are you actually doing? And then I'm into like in

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<v Speaker 1>response modes, so straight away I'm like, oh, I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>at a I'm just at a lake shucking some rocks

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<v Speaker 1>into the water, and Joe's so beautiful and it's You're

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<v Speaker 1>just completely believing, and then we keep on speaking, and

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<v Speaker 1>then maybe a minute later, so sorry, sorry, where are you?

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, now I've just now I've just entered

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<v Speaker 1>a house with real creaky floorboards.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm so cullorable. I'm like, oh, yeah, okay, house is

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<v Speaker 3>the house on the lake?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it nice? And sometimes that's why I slip up yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>with the lack of detail. Absolutely, I'll bet you're on

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<v Speaker 1>the loan in this too. Got some examples and it's

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<v Speaker 1>maybe some of the other things that you do on

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<v Speaker 1>the tour four double none my night. Don't textas, because

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<v Speaker 1>definitely do Texas. Maybe I just need to know that

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not alone in this.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, rageous.

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<v Speaker 1>So please don't make me feel like a freak and

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<v Speaker 1>hazy I don't know my name. Creepy floor boards. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>that's a job, that's a joke. That's a job. That's

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<v Speaker 1>a terrible job because despite her genuinely read complexion today

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<v Speaker 1>and still deliver an award winning joke.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So, and we do not endorse this behavior whatsoever.

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<v Speaker 2>But news reader Abby spent a little bit of time

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<v Speaker 2>in the sun on the weekend. It's now paying the

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<v Speaker 2>price in the form of some third degree sunburn.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't have a third degree sunburn.

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<v Speaker 1>Fourth degree, yeah, fifth degree degree somewhere.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, she's a little sore, but she'll be fine by tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Okay, you lead us so courageously each and every week.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you want to kick off the Monday morning joke off?

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, all right. So I actually went to a music

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<v Speaker 4>festival over the weekend.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and you got so burn.

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<v Speaker 4>And a pull out's the joke. And a police officer

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<v Speaker 4>came up to me with one of those drug dogs.

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<v Speaker 4>He said, excuse me, but the dog's telling me that

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<v Speaker 4>you're on something. I said, well, that's a bit rich

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<v Speaker 4>coming from you, because you're the one talking to the

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<v Speaker 4>Dog's Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>I think we're heading in a pretty good direction.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, guess what happened.

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<v Speaker 2>So I did some online shopping and I ordered a

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<v Speaker 2>chicken and an egg from Amazon.

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<v Speaker 4>Very on brand for you.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'll let you know.

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<v Speaker 1>Explain it.

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<v Speaker 3>Then, do you get it? Hazy? Do you get it?

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<v Speaker 4>Because there's this thing about like the twitch comes.

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<v Speaker 1>First, is going to rewive? Yes, I get it because

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<v Speaker 1>sometimes a notoriously late. Yes, I understand the joke. Let's

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<v Speaker 1>round this up as well. Please get involved. Send as

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<v Speaker 1>a joke for double nine nine one nine. So a

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<v Speaker 1>family's driving behind a garbage truck when a very special toy,

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<v Speaker 1>if you know what I mean, flies out and thumbs

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<v Speaker 1>against the windshield. Embarrassed and trying to spare her young

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<v Speaker 1>son's innocence, the mother turns around and says, don't worry, dear,

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<v Speaker 1>that was just an insect. Wow. The boy replies, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>surprised you could get off the ground with a doodle

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<v Speaker 1>like that.

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<v Speaker 3>Come old as that deserves more.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't want to laugh too hard because old cough.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think abs gets it explained. Hey, quite seriously, though,

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<v Speaker 1>Let's hope not the cafe. Okay, get on the front

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<v Speaker 1>for a week's worth of the best coffee in the galaxy.

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<v Speaker 3>Just make sure you shut the fly scram We want

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<v Speaker 3>to keep the insects out.

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<v Speaker 4>I might need an iced coffee today because my body

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<v Speaker 4>temperature is.

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<v Speaker 2>Our next guest is a British stand up comedian and

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<v Speaker 2>television personality. He's a regular on the international comedy circuit.

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<v Speaker 3>He's one of seven children and.

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<v Speaker 2>Began his career as a combat at the Big Fish

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<v Speaker 2>Comedy Clubs in South London and has officially performed at

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<v Speaker 2>the Adelaide Fringe a bisquillion times. Please welcome to Jody

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<v Speaker 2>and Hazy. Stephen Kahindy amos. Okay, Stephen amos.

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<v Speaker 8>Thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 1>It's great to be back.

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<v Speaker 3>How many fringes have be done?

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<v Speaker 6>Now?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know?

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<v Speaker 8>I was trying to think about it the other day.

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<v Speaker 8>I think this is probably my something like eighteen. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 8>I know I'm really aging myself.

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<v Speaker 3>But you look exactly the same.

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<v Speaker 8>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 3>You do not age.

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<v Speaker 8>Thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, now return the compliment.

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<v Speaker 8>It's good to.

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<v Speaker 1>See you again. Thank you. I mate the show Oxymoron.

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<v Speaker 1>I love the basis of the show. It's basically finding

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<v Speaker 1>humor in maybe situations where you shouldn't well exactly.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, you think about no oxymoron. The classic dictory definition

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<v Speaker 8>of noxymoron is a self contradictory phrase, and that happens

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<v Speaker 8>particularly me. I've noticed it more and more post pandemic,

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<v Speaker 8>post dot down, when the English people say things like

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<v Speaker 8>it it's awfully good or sweet sorrow or old news,

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<v Speaker 8>or or the Australians, you guys, you go, oh, he's

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<v Speaker 8>a good And I won't say the sea word, but

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<v Speaker 8>you know what the one I mean lots of ox.

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<v Speaker 2>I used the word oxymoron on this show not so

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<v Speaker 2>long ago, and he just looked at me and went,

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<v Speaker 2>you're a moron.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, oh, dear, I understand.

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<v Speaker 1>I understand. That's sort of intellectly dealing with the sting.

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<v Speaker 8>That's that's that's beautiful though, because we all listen and

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<v Speaker 8>we learn that's what life's all about.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, listen, you're in the States not so long ago.

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<v Speaker 1>How was that?

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<v Speaker 8>Do you know what? I had a massive project to

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<v Speaker 8>go to the America for I've all said it to go.

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<v Speaker 8>I packed a lovely bag full of lovely goodies. I

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<v Speaker 8>was going to go for six months and arrived just

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<v Speaker 8>as they announced the writer strike and the actor strike,

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<v Speaker 8>so Hollywood shut down. Oh my God, yeah, while I

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<v Speaker 8>was there, so I was forced to join the picket line.

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<v Speaker 8>The things I went to do we couldn't get to do.

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<v Speaker 8>But I did end up doing lots of shows across America.

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<v Speaker 8>But in between that I did a project.

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<v Speaker 1>Spill the Bains Where Do We Go?

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<v Speaker 2>Well?

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<v Speaker 8>I have signed what they call an n d A.

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<v Speaker 8>It's a non disclosure agree. Basically, it's a it's a

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<v Speaker 8>movie that's coming out later on this year and it

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<v Speaker 8>is a sequel to a very very popular, very famous

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<v Speaker 8>nineteen eighties horror stroke comedy film.

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<v Speaker 2>That's exciting, right if you can guess what it is

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<v Speaker 2>we have to hear back from. Can I ask you

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<v Speaker 2>the difference between British humor, Australian humor and American humor,

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<v Speaker 2>because I feel like our humor is more in line

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<v Speaker 2>with the Brits than it is American.

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<v Speaker 8>It is and I think the reason for that is

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<v Speaker 8>because obviously there's a lot of cross pollination, not just

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<v Speaker 8>only in terms of people coming here from the UK,

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<v Speaker 8>but also the television you had you were exposed to.

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<v Speaker 8>You know, in England we've got a great sense of

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<v Speaker 8>humor and I think Australia does as well. We can

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<v Speaker 8>laugh at ourselves. You know, there's only a free state

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<v Speaker 8>phrases that Ossie's and Brits get. You know, we can

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<v Speaker 8>laugh off a mistake, we can laugh our problems away,

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<v Speaker 8>and even better, we can laugh somebody into bed, I

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<v Speaker 8>mean other. No other country has that saying. It's quintessentially British.

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<v Speaker 8>And whenever I go to America, the one thing I

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<v Speaker 8>need to do there is to slow right down because

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<v Speaker 8>they don't have that reciprocal agreement. They don't really get

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<v Speaker 8>a lot of our shows. If they do get them,

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<v Speaker 8>they're normally remade into American versions, and so they're not

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<v Speaker 8>used to this type of tongue, you know, let alone

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<v Speaker 8>coming out of a black man's face, just like what.

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<v Speaker 8>It's quite extraordinary.

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<v Speaker 2>Because I think the thing about Australian humor is we're Bogans,

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<v Speaker 2>but we know it and we can laugh at that.

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<v Speaker 8>Yes, and I use the word bogan, and I like

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<v Speaker 8>to say like that that sounds more grand the bogan.

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<v Speaker 8>I used it once. It just came out of my

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<v Speaker 8>head for Opening Nights here in Adelaide, and I was

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<v Speaker 8>talking about how I had been coming to the fringe

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<v Speaker 8>for many, many years, and it's really interesting to see

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<v Speaker 8>how when there was the calypso thing, the car thing going,

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<v Speaker 8>that's when a different kind of breed of Bogan would arrive.

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<v Speaker 8>And it was like it was like being in an

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<v Speaker 8>Attamburg documentary. It was like spot them, catch them, Where

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<v Speaker 8>are they?

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<v Speaker 1>Where they go?

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<v Speaker 8>It's interesting. And the thing is when you do that

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<v Speaker 8>with a smile on your face, it's not about being offensive.

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<v Speaker 8>That's not my kind of comedy at all. It's about

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<v Speaker 8>inclusiveness and inclusion and hopefully if we can laugh at ourselves.

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<v Speaker 8>I think that's that's a better way to move on

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<v Speaker 8>in the world. If we take things too seriously. Where

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<v Speaker 8>do we draw the line?

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<v Speaker 3>Ricky Device, Have you met him?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes?

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<v Speaker 3>What's he like?

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<v Speaker 8>He's a nice man?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 8>I think I think he's a nice man. I think

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<v Speaker 8>some of the things he says that there's a way

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<v Speaker 8>to say it and connect. I think it's a fine

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<v Speaker 8>line if you're if you if you do jokes and

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<v Speaker 8>the audience take them so literally that they think, oh yeah, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 8>he's right. Yeah he can say you can say what

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<v Speaker 8>you want. Yeah, we know, no one should take offense

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<v Speaker 8>to anything. If you allow the audience to believe that

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<v Speaker 8>without giving it actual context and theory and going into it.

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<v Speaker 8>Then that's quite that's quite a tough place to be, right.

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<v Speaker 8>Some people seem to think that we are now the

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<v Speaker 8>social commenters and we know we've got the answer to everything. No,

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<v Speaker 8>that's why we're not in parliament. No, that's why we're

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<v Speaker 8>on the sidelines. That's why if we stumble on the

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<v Speaker 8>ground like certain Barnaby Joyces, people would go well done.

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<v Speaker 3>Steve stephen Ks. The show is Oxymoron.

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<v Speaker 2>It's on at the Box at the Garden of Unearthly Delights.

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<v Speaker 2>Tickets from Adelaiefriene dot com dot are you. Thank you

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<v Speaker 2>so much for coming in, Thanks so.

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<v Speaker 8>Much, great to see you again.

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<v Speaker 1>Twenty nine great scouts satellite today and we are doing

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<v Speaker 1>it thanks to the very good folks. What if what

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<v Speaker 1>if it is Ossie for travel after nine o'clock, our

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<v Speaker 1>boy DC, he's going to hopefully pop you on the

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<v Speaker 1>standby list for Pink and hopefully you're gonna win some

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<v Speaker 1>tickets are one thady?

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<v Speaker 3>Very nice.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's take this opportunity to talk about something called narcissism.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh I'm very familiar.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Because yeah, I've just been educated in this spot. Really

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<v Speaker 1>for the first time I can.

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<v Speaker 3>Say with my hand on, here we go.

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<v Speaker 4>What's taken you thirty eight years to be educated on narcissism?

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<v Speaker 3>You're not a narcissist.

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<v Speaker 1>Though, how dare you?

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<v Speaker 8>Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>I am narcissism For those aren't familiar, thank you though.

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<v Speaker 1>Jades is a self centered style of personality characterizes having

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<v Speaker 1>an excessive preoccupation with oneself.

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<v Speaker 3>So basically you completely very familiar with their work.

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<v Speaker 1>Completely avoid all responsibility, and so much so even when

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<v Speaker 1>you're in the fault, you try and shift it on others. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I can most known with the person who's firing the

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<v Speaker 1>feedback towards you. So what they've done is they've come

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<v Speaker 1>up with some red flag phrases that psychologists say narcissist

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<v Speaker 1>typically use.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I'd like to hear them.

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<v Speaker 1>Ready for this Number one? You're overreacting, ladies, just before

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<v Speaker 1>you overreact to this particular comment. Have you heard that before?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>And can I just say this, an abnormal reaction to

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<v Speaker 2>abnormal behavior is perfectly normal.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you understand that? Andrew?

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely not genuinely think you're over reacting.

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<v Speaker 4>Telling a woman to calm down, will not see her

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<v Speaker 4>calm down?

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<v Speaker 1>When does a lady ever calm down after being told

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<v Speaker 1>in a heated situation to come down.

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<v Speaker 2>And in fact, if you want to heighten her behavior,

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<v Speaker 2>tell her to calm down.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a good way to go about it, all right.

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<v Speaker 1>Second phrase, which is a massive red flag, is you

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<v Speaker 1>never listen.

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<v Speaker 3>You might have heard that one before, Andrew, Yeah, I have, but.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't take it as an insult because I'm not listening.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, you can't hear, can't hurt you.

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<v Speaker 1>Exactly right. Our next one is you're such and then

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<v Speaker 1>insert the insulting name. Oh, quite aggressive behavior. Our next

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<v Speaker 1>one is that's not true, you're being ridiculous. Gas lighting

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<v Speaker 1>in that as well.

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<v Speaker 2>Think every time you turn your behavior around on someone else,

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<v Speaker 2>that's niceism.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you know?

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<v Speaker 4>The big one for me is I'm sorry that's how

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<v Speaker 4>you feel. I'm sorry that that's how you feel. I'm

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<v Speaker 4>sorry that's yeah, it drives me insane.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay. The final one is if you don't do

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<v Speaker 1>so and so, then I'll leave. That is turning the

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<v Speaker 1>situation back on its head. Yeah, Like the person who

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<v Speaker 1>is speaking to you has got the threat, and all

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<v Speaker 1>of a sudden you're like no, no, no, no, no no.

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<v Speaker 1>If you don't change. I'm threatening you with me leaving.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah right, that's a real so narcissistic behavior. So what

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<v Speaker 1>about as well, ladies, if I'll suggest you, in the

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<v Speaker 1>spirit of Jack from Maths that I don't know if

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<v Speaker 1>I was to suggest that one was to say, put

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<v Speaker 1>a muzzle on one's partner, how would that go down?

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<v Speaker 8>You reckon?

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<v Speaker 3>Not overly?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, doesn't does it?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 1>I've sort of found that as well.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's like tame your rapid dog, that is your partner. Know,

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<v Speaker 2>he's not going to sit well to me?

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<v Speaker 1>Right now, what you're saying sounds like you're overreacting.

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<v Speaker 3>Can you put a muzzle on your partner?

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<v Speaker 1>Hello? Is that Amazon? Yes? Can I visit one? Two, three?

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<v Speaker 2>Fo?

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<v Speaker 1>Can I get four muzzle snaksacting? We're going back in

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<v Speaker 1>time on this Daisy heritable sex. See Monday, welcome, Grab

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<v Speaker 1>Monday by the horns and just kick it in the gear.

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<v Speaker 1>All right. You've got to be firm with this thing,

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<v Speaker 1>otherwise it can take you in all sorts of errant directions.

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<v Speaker 3>So glad you said horns?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so good? Is that what I said?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Twenty six to February. Let's take a little trip down

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<v Speaker 1>memory lane. Let's go back to nineteen ninety one. Worldwide WHEB,

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<v Speaker 1>that is WWW, the first Internet browser was introduced by

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<v Speaker 1>Tim Berners Lee. That's not the wrestling, No, who's not

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<v Speaker 1>the wrestling? The Internet forum? And who knows what sort

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<v Speaker 1>of stuff people get up to on the Internet. And

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<v Speaker 1>at what age you discovered that there was other things

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<v Speaker 1>you look at it except for sport. I'm I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>saying words. I'm just saying.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, this is not an autobiograph and tis for you

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<v Speaker 2>to reflect on your teenage four years thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, we have spoken about it before the time. Our

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<v Speaker 1>computer at home is getting viruses for some reasons. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so they got an expertie and to work out what

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<v Speaker 1>was going on. Somebody the family had been doing some

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<v Speaker 1>errant browsing.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, and did that somebody have to have a conversation

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<v Speaker 2>with somebody's dad.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, yes, and dad was very open about what had

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<v Speaker 1>been searched and viewed.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And somebody was very embarrassing.

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<v Speaker 3>That must have been awful for that for somebody.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, yes, I never forgot it. Two thousand and four,

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<v Speaker 1>Jetstar launched in Australia and they said, you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>there will never be any belake. No, never, never, never, any.

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<v Speaker 3>Cancel over, certainly not.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll always be on time, it will be efficient, and

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<v Speaker 2>we'll have one hundred percent customer satisfaction.

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<v Speaker 1>Every single time. Might even make it one hundred and

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<v Speaker 1>ten percent, so how that goes.

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<v Speaker 2>Sure, we're cheaper, but oh my goodness, we're not going

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<v Speaker 2>to skimp on customer service.

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<v Speaker 1>Twenty twelve, the human Domino's record was broken in New Orleans.

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<v Speaker 1>A total of eight hundred and fifty volunteers and their

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<v Speaker 1>mattresses were pushed over backwards in turn, each one knocking

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<v Speaker 1>over the next person they smashed the previous test record.

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<v Speaker 1>Mattresses for the New Orleans events were donated and went

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<v Speaker 1>to various local charities.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh I love that.

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<v Speaker 1>That sounds fun. That is a good fun six boy,

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<v Speaker 1>and that would have been a fun news story.

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<v Speaker 3>We should take on New Orleans in this space.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I smell an idea coming. I can smell aport

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<v Speaker 1>on and i'ment song. On feb twenty six In twenty eleven,

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<v Speaker 1>was born this way by Gaga.

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<v Speaker 5>My mom told me when

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<v Speaker 6>Else young, we're rama superscars