WEBVTT - The Most Hilarious Reasons For Adelaide Toddlers' Temper Tantrums 0:00:00.560 --> 0:00:08.280 We got getting every morning, every day day, Adelaide. Yesterday 0:00:08.760 --> 0:00:11.440 we did something of the bit unusual. I would say, 0:00:11.440 --> 0:00:13.960 we're very, very competitive judes. But yesterday we had a 0:00:14.000 --> 0:00:14.600 tantrum off. 0:00:14.720 --> 0:00:20.160 Yes, so your lotties tantrum v No, Actually we weren't. 0:00:20.440 --> 0:00:21.520 We didn't mentioned was. 0:00:22.200 --> 0:00:23.520 I just realized. 0:00:25.440 --> 0:00:28.040 Maybe maybe it was Henry. Not sure it was. 0:00:28.280 --> 0:00:29.400 Who's to say. 0:00:29.640 --> 0:00:33.880 Anyway, each one of our children had a tantrum and 0:00:34.080 --> 0:00:37.120 this is how it rolled out yesterday. So the eleven 0:00:37.200 --> 0:00:40.080 year old is graduating from primary school, so we're taught 0:00:40.120 --> 0:00:43.000 around mind. We find this beautiful little dress and she 0:00:43.080 --> 0:00:45.879 loves it. She's trying it on in the chain room. However, 0:00:46.320 --> 0:00:49.720 her little five year old sister decided that dress was 0:00:49.760 --> 0:00:52.839 the one that she wanted, and so what she decided 0:00:52.880 --> 0:00:57.279 to do is promptly strip off in the rooms at 0:00:57.360 --> 0:00:59.960 my I'm going to show you a photo, got nude, 0:01:00.360 --> 0:01:02.800 cowered in the corner and refused to move there. 0:01:04.600 --> 0:01:08.720 I want dessert before and after breakfast, and obviously their 0:01:08.760 --> 0:01:11.319 response was no. And what came from that was a 0:01:11.319 --> 0:01:14.639 full plate of pancakes. Picking it up off the table, 0:01:14.680 --> 0:01:18.000 cannot putting it on the ground, jumping on it, which 0:01:18.080 --> 0:01:21.319 was pretty bad, and then jumping off, picking up the 0:01:21.319 --> 0:01:25.720 pancakes and squashing them into the wall. I'm not going 0:01:25.800 --> 0:01:28.000 to say exactly who it was, but what I will 0:01:28.000 --> 0:01:31.360 say is straightaway, yes, say a couple of texts, and 0:01:31.440 --> 0:01:34.840 then I spoke to someone at a food land who said, oh, 0:01:34.959 --> 0:01:37.480 I heard you this morning, and then launched into this 0:01:37.560 --> 0:01:42.000 epic toddler tantrum story. Yes, so she's there. There they 0:01:42.040 --> 0:01:44.080 are right for the picking toddler tantrum story. 0:01:44.120 --> 0:01:46.920 Things that they choose to lose their mind at are 0:01:47.280 --> 0:01:50.400 just astonishing. But that's what we love about little people, 0:01:50.440 --> 0:01:53.760 isn't it. They are so completely and utterly unhinged, like 0:01:54.280 --> 0:01:56.000 the smallest thing can set them off. 0:01:56.160 --> 0:02:04.200 Genuine little narcissists. Can we do this? Oh, share your 0:02:04.200 --> 0:02:07.040 tantrum store, Please make your epic tantrum story that just 0:02:07.080 --> 0:02:09.000 made you, you know those epic tantrum stories that just 0:02:09.000 --> 0:02:11.600 make you just for a second reassess your life. Yeah, 0:02:12.240 --> 0:02:14.240 what's going on here? What am I doing? What's my purpose? 0:02:15.000 --> 0:02:17.720 And also the decision to procreate, you know what I mean? 0:02:18.760 --> 0:02:20.560 At what stage did I think it was a good 0:02:20.600 --> 0:02:22.320 idea to have so many of these little people? 0:02:22.919 --> 0:02:24.000 Let's go to Charlie good. 0:02:23.960 --> 0:02:26.640 Morning, Good morning guys. How are you good? 0:02:26.680 --> 0:02:28.080 Thank you? What was the tantrum? 0:02:29.160 --> 0:02:31.200 We were in the middle of the shopping center down 0:02:31.200 --> 0:02:33.959 at Victor Harbor and they've got nice pop plants there, 0:02:34.080 --> 0:02:36.799 and my son wanted to go on one of. 0:02:36.720 --> 0:02:38.520 Those ride on teams. 0:02:38.800 --> 0:02:40.880 I never do it because he just gets off after 0:02:40.960 --> 0:02:43.200 ten seconds anyway, so I'm like, it's just like I said, 0:02:43.200 --> 0:02:46.160 we'll go get something else. He goes no. I said, 0:02:46.200 --> 0:02:48.200 all right, we'll just we'll try it. 0:02:48.240 --> 0:02:48.560 Anyway. 0:02:48.760 --> 0:02:51.560 I ended up saying no, and he saw the pop 0:02:51.600 --> 0:02:54.440 plant in the middle. He just death stared me straight 0:02:54.480 --> 0:02:56.919 in my eyes, looked at me. I'm seeing myself. He 0:02:56.960 --> 0:02:57.640 was not going to do it. 0:02:57.639 --> 0:03:00.560 He's not going to do it all. 0:03:00.360 --> 0:03:05.680 Pop punt over, put your shirt everywhere, and just proceeds 0:03:05.680 --> 0:03:08.200 to lay in there, not crying, not screaming, just laid 0:03:08.240 --> 0:03:08.680 in the dirt. 0:03:11.680 --> 0:03:12.360 That's excellent. 0:03:12.800 --> 0:03:13.919 I love it. 0:03:13.919 --> 0:03:14.960 It's gonna be a great story. 0:03:14.960 --> 0:03:18.040 He's twenty first yeah, and he's like, I'll just be 0:03:18.120 --> 0:03:18.600 over here. 0:03:19.440 --> 0:03:21.880 You will later, and I'm like, why do you do that? 0:03:21.919 --> 0:03:22.160 Heaving? 0:03:22.480 --> 0:03:24.600 He goes, oh, I'd just like to lay in the 0:03:24.600 --> 0:03:27.400 dirt because I like to do guarding. I said, you know. 0:03:27.720 --> 0:03:31.280 Yeah, Mum, I think I've proved my point. Yes, okay, 0:03:31.360 --> 0:03:33.120 but also I can't remember why I was so upset. 0:03:34.400 --> 0:03:36.040 Char We're gonna send you off to seeing this wonderland. 0:03:36.040 --> 0:03:39.240 Thank you so much for sharing. Thank you. Ah that's nice, 0:03:39.280 --> 0:03:41.160 isn't it? Hey? Share you told the stories? 0:03:41.160 --> 0:03:41.560 Please? 0:03:41.720 --> 0:03:43.600 I doesn't have to be todd like could be full grown. 0:03:43.400 --> 0:03:46.400 Auduts trying to make us feel better about ourselves. 0:03:46.760 --> 0:03:48.000 The fact that our kids. 0:03:47.720 --> 0:03:49.160 Are just is it us? 0:03:49.760 --> 0:03:50.480 Is it just us? 0:03:50.880 --> 0:03:52.000 But the other people out there? 0:03:52.480 --> 0:03:54.640 Jasmin? What was your kiddies a tantrum? 0:03:54.680 --> 0:03:59.200 Hello? So pretty much. My five year old found out 0:03:59.240 --> 0:04:04.760 that Uber exists now and he threw a massive tantrum 0:04:04.800 --> 0:04:09.400 because we wouldn't order butter chicken for dinner on Uber Eat. 0:04:09.680 --> 0:04:14.600 Yeah and yeah. He just like had a full on meltdown. 0:04:15.200 --> 0:04:17.960 And I was just like, oh no, like we're not 0:04:18.000 --> 0:04:21.360 getting buttered chicken tonight. We'll get it tomorrow night. But 0:04:21.440 --> 0:04:22.400 I never got it. 0:04:22.360 --> 0:04:26.119 And I can I say, I don't blame him, because 0:04:26.160 --> 0:04:29.120 if you're a child, new workout what they'll deliver that 0:04:29.240 --> 0:04:30.400 story to my house. 0:04:30.680 --> 0:04:33.440 But Mum always said it was it was shut. Sometimes 0:04:33.480 --> 0:04:36.560 Sometimes I would say, oh sorry, shut on a Wednesday night. 0:04:36.640 --> 0:04:38.680 Is it? 0:04:39.839 --> 0:04:40.080 Sorry? 0:04:40.320 --> 0:04:44.000 Yeah, Sometimes he'll go on my phone, like he's figured 0:04:44.000 --> 0:04:46.520 out my password a few times to my phone and 0:04:46.560 --> 0:04:48.600 he'll go on my phone and he'll go on like 0:04:48.640 --> 0:04:51.680 the my Macs app or uber Eat and he'll try 0:04:51.680 --> 0:04:52.480 and order food. 0:04:53.000 --> 0:04:55.520 Whoa if it makes you feel better. 0:04:55.640 --> 0:04:57.120 There was a time when my thirteen year old we 0:04:57.160 --> 0:04:58.560 said to her, you can get Uber each, you can 0:04:58.600 --> 0:05:02.240 get Zambreros, you can getto and she decided, or I'd 0:05:02.279 --> 0:05:04.040 like some chips as well, but I don't like the 0:05:04.120 --> 0:05:08.839 chips from Zambrero, so I'm gonna order KFC chips. She 0:05:09.160 --> 0:05:11.760 just ordered chips from KFC and the order came to 0:05:11.839 --> 0:05:15.599 like forty two dollars because it cost more to deliver 0:05:15.680 --> 0:05:16.480 the dead chips. 0:05:16.520 --> 0:05:18.599 And it's like, I want to I want to Coca 0:05:18.600 --> 0:05:20.039 Cola and Daly do PEPSI. 0:05:20.160 --> 0:05:24.400 So I would go, thanks so much, Jasmine, Let's go 0:05:24.440 --> 0:05:26.120 to Carliff Kids Tan from what was it? 0:05:26.400 --> 0:05:27.440 Hello, guys? 0:05:28.240 --> 0:05:28.520 Sorry? 0:05:28.560 --> 0:05:30.839 I stand out one for me would have been when 0:05:30.880 --> 0:05:33.599 we were doing the school drop off at Osh and 0:05:33.920 --> 0:05:35.960 my six year old told me right as we were 0:05:35.960 --> 0:05:38.000 pulling up, I'm going to go at the window, and 0:05:38.040 --> 0:05:41.039 I said no, you're not. And by the time I 0:05:41.080 --> 0:05:43.520 walked around the side, he was halfway climbing out of 0:05:43.520 --> 0:05:45.560 the window. And because I was trying to pull him 0:05:45.600 --> 0:05:47.279 out of the window because I couldn't open the door, 0:05:47.320 --> 0:05:49.560 he was clung and it was like he was like 0:05:49.600 --> 0:05:51.400 a coala stuck to a tree. And I was trying 0:05:51.400 --> 0:05:54.240 to pull him and there was peachers walking down the 0:05:54.279 --> 0:05:56.680 path and he was screaming and it was really embarrassing. 0:05:57.800 --> 0:06:01.640 That's yeah, that's the one, and you leave. Here's the thing, though, 0:06:01.720 --> 0:06:04.080 I reckon tell it because you leave thinking, oh gosh, 0:06:04.279 --> 0:06:09.279 the teachers they think I'm a disgrace. They said, fine, 0:06:11.240 --> 0:06:11.840 it was the same. 0:06:12.839 --> 0:06:15.159 I just have this visual of him like getting stuck 0:06:15.200 --> 0:06:16.920 with the window halfway up and you driving off. 0:06:17.120 --> 0:06:18.920 I can't do it today. I just can't do it. 0:06:19.240 --> 0:06:24.080 These kids, you know, the window was down here already's 0:06:24.120 --> 0:06:24.400 done it. 0:06:24.440 --> 0:06:26.360 By the time I turned the carf he already had 0:06:26.360 --> 0:06:27.320 this plan in motion. 0:06:27.480 --> 0:06:31.120 So I was like, no, crazy little freaks. They up. 0:06:31.279 --> 0:06:34.280 Oh gosh, and guess what. Yay school holidays. 0:06:34.440 --> 0:06:36.320 Oh guys, it's so fun. You've only got six and 0:06:36.320 --> 0:06:36.880 a half weeks. 0:06:37.040 --> 0:06:40.760 That's good, isn't it. It'll fly Yesterday was a very 0:06:40.800 --> 0:06:42.599 big day in Hayes household. 0:06:42.800 --> 0:06:46.600 Yes, so you took off very very early to go 0:06:46.640 --> 0:06:47.480 and see Henry's. 0:06:47.600 --> 0:06:50.000 Well, was it a concert or with some sort. 0:06:49.839 --> 0:06:53.200 Of fine it's his final worship right, but it's almost 0:06:53.200 --> 0:06:55.640 like this sort of hill song set up on the end, 0:06:55.720 --> 0:07:00.640 like they was singing and going on there. It's probably 0:07:00.680 --> 0:07:02.400 like a full on band. And then there was a 0:07:02.400 --> 0:07:05.000 bloke got on stage and he was rapping. What he 0:07:05.120 --> 0:07:05.960 was properly rap. 0:07:07.560 --> 0:07:10.960 About Jesus, Yes, was he It's amazing. 0:07:10.560 --> 0:07:13.400 Anyway, he was wearing like he was wearing a jarmer 0:07:13.520 --> 0:07:16.480 rant top as well, like a basketball gunsy And it 0:07:16.520 --> 0:07:18.720 turned out I was like, that guy's amazing. He's like 0:07:18.760 --> 0:07:20.640 a proper rapper. It turns out he's the head of pe. 0:07:23.840 --> 0:07:24.600 It was awesome. 0:07:25.880 --> 0:07:27.480 But he had a little speaking bit as well. He 0:07:27.560 --> 0:07:30.640 nailed it. Had a few little dancing bits. Look he 0:07:30.760 --> 0:07:35.240 dances like his dad. Oh no, not very not overly fluent. 0:07:35.600 --> 0:07:37.720 But he was feeling it. That's the only thing that matters. 0:07:37.800 --> 0:07:39.960 Well, he was feeling the vibes and that's the main thing. 0:07:40.200 --> 0:07:40.840 It was really good. 0:07:40.960 --> 0:07:43.040 When I say to you when you dance, I'm like, 0:07:43.080 --> 0:07:45.120 you've got vibes thank. 0:07:45.000 --> 0:07:47.680 You very much, You're welcome. But then afterwards so he 0:07:47.720 --> 0:07:48.960 had to go to school for a couple of hours. 0:07:48.960 --> 0:07:50.520 Finished about ten o'clock and then I was suppsed to 0:07:50.520 --> 0:07:52.680 speaking up a twelve. Things didn't go so well, so 0:07:52.840 --> 0:07:54.480 some time to fill in. So I went to West 0:07:54.520 --> 0:07:56.680 Beach Surf Club and breakfast there. 0:07:56.680 --> 0:07:59.080 Great little spot for a run, you're going to say, 0:07:59.160 --> 0:08:02.760 went out a few bits, a couple of club, a. 0:08:02.760 --> 0:08:05.520 Couple of morning brook House. Yeah, very nice, and I 0:08:05.600 --> 0:08:08.000 went for a run. Miss timed my run and I 0:08:08.040 --> 0:08:09.840 got back at about eleven fifty. I was like, I've 0:08:09.880 --> 0:08:15.320 got ten minutes to get from West Beach to north 0:08:15.560 --> 0:08:18.440 what is it? North Glenell, So not very far away. 0:08:19.520 --> 0:08:21.600 But then I got about a cane to the trip 0:08:21.640 --> 0:08:23.920 and realized I don't have my phone. Isn't it the 0:08:23.920 --> 0:08:26.720 worst feeling? So you know you've left your phone somewhere. 0:08:26.760 --> 0:08:29.080 It's almost like you've left your arm somewhere. 0:08:29.440 --> 0:08:31.720 And what I'm about to tell you, I'm not joking. OK, 0:08:31.920 --> 0:08:35.320 this actually happened. I was like, oh my gosh, I 0:08:35.360 --> 0:08:36.720 know what I've done. I've got change and I've put 0:08:36.760 --> 0:08:38.440 it on the back of the ute. I've put it 0:08:38.480 --> 0:08:41.200 on the back of the tray the top. So I'm like, 0:08:41.400 --> 0:08:43.920 it's falling off somewhere. Where has it fallen off? And 0:08:43.920 --> 0:08:45.800 I was like, I know where it's fallen off. There 0:08:45.880 --> 0:08:48.520 was someone who was parking near the surf club illegally, 0:08:48.800 --> 0:08:51.360 so I had to canyon narrow it just on the side, 0:08:51.880 --> 0:08:53.920 go a bit off road over a couple of things, 0:08:54.000 --> 0:08:55.760 and that's where it would have slipped off the back. 0:08:55.880 --> 0:08:56.080 Yeah. 0:08:56.160 --> 0:08:58.240 Right, So I'm dripping back and I'm doing it. I 0:08:58.240 --> 0:09:00.719 shouldn't say this. I'm talking about eighty five fifty is 0:09:00.720 --> 0:09:03.720 own trying to rescue my phone. And I come back 0:09:03.840 --> 0:09:07.000 and there is and I'm not I'm not having a crack. 0:09:07.080 --> 0:09:07.240 Hek. 0:09:07.360 --> 0:09:09.199 I'm not having a crack. But there was a blog 0:09:09.320 --> 0:09:10.960 driving car and I reckon. He must have been one 0:09:11.000 --> 0:09:14.360 hundred and sixty maybe one hundred and seventy, who knows 0:09:14.360 --> 0:09:16.320 between one hundred and fifty and one hundred and seventy 0:09:16.640 --> 0:09:18.960 and is old. And I see my phone and it 0:09:19.040 --> 0:09:22.680 is underneath his car because he's driving through. And I'm 0:09:22.720 --> 0:09:28.280 almost like no, and the phone goes under the back 0:09:28.400 --> 0:09:31.120 tip and I can hear the phone too. It's like 0:09:33.800 --> 0:09:35.800 and I was like, oh gosh, it was face down too. 0:09:35.800 --> 0:09:38.760 I'm like, maybe it's okay. It wasn't. 0:09:40.600 --> 0:09:42.400 Oh my god. 0:09:42.240 --> 0:09:44.600 It wasn't. Okay, it is. What can you see there, Joe? 0:09:44.720 --> 0:09:47.840 It is absolutely shattered into a million pieces. 0:09:48.200 --> 0:09:50.360 I don't think I've ever shattered the phone more. It 0:09:50.440 --> 0:09:54.400 still works. And the old bloke was like, too a 0:09:54.480 --> 0:09:59.080 good day, gosh. So yeah, so that's where we're at. 0:10:00.600 --> 0:10:04.000 Your father he's on the money list, Jody and Hazy 0:10:04.120 --> 0:10:05.880 is not at six forty nine. 0:10:06.160 --> 0:10:08.480 Nothing before we get there, though, Let's be a little 0:10:08.480 --> 0:10:10.160 bit blue, a little bit risky, mate, to get the 0:10:10.160 --> 0:10:12.240 stuff out of our systems before we straighten up. Okay, 0:10:12.600 --> 0:10:15.920 how about this? A full service Australian sex worker has 0:10:15.960 --> 0:10:18.360 opened up about the moment her family discovered her adult 0:10:18.440 --> 0:10:20.800 content online, revealing she's had to cut out one member 0:10:21.000 --> 0:10:23.840 member who crossed the line. So we've spoken about this 0:10:23.880 --> 0:10:25.959 young lady before. Her name is Kayla Jade, best known 0:10:26.000 --> 0:10:29.600 as at blue Eyed Kayla Jade. She exploded in recent 0:10:29.600 --> 0:10:32.800 months after she started sharing juicy confessionals about her clients 0:10:32.840 --> 0:10:36.040 on TikTok TikTok. It's always away, isn't it? She said, 0:10:36.200 --> 0:10:38.240 When my mum and sister found out, if they couldn't 0:10:38.240 --> 0:10:40.480 even confront me about it. They had to ask my 0:10:40.559 --> 0:10:43.239 dad to call me about it. He was super supportive, 0:10:43.480 --> 0:10:45.520 but other than him, no one could look me in 0:10:45.559 --> 0:10:47.720 the eye and everyone would talk behind my back. And 0:10:47.760 --> 0:10:50.160 then I got a message from a family member completely 0:10:50.200 --> 0:10:52.960 disowning me, who said they didn't want anything to do 0:10:53.040 --> 0:10:56.360 with me. And bear in mind, she makes like one 0:10:56.440 --> 0:10:58.400 hundred and fifty thousand dollars a month. 0:10:58.800 --> 0:11:01.640 What what you can I ask you something. When you 0:11:01.640 --> 0:11:03.480 say we've spoken about Blue Eyed. 0:11:03.320 --> 0:11:07.160 Kayla Jade before and we're aware of her, I'm very unaware. 0:11:07.600 --> 0:11:10.280 So there's one member of this team who's aware of 0:11:10.880 --> 0:11:12.400 Kayla Jade's work, and. 0:11:12.320 --> 0:11:12.960 It's not me. 0:11:13.640 --> 0:11:14.040 I can go. 0:11:14.360 --> 0:11:16.199 So I'm looking at you. 0:11:16.240 --> 0:11:18.800 We've spoken about it before, so maybe you should pay attention. 0:11:21.400 --> 0:11:22.280 That's extraordinary. 0:11:22.520 --> 0:11:24.520 I really wonder what I do if a member of 0:11:24.559 --> 0:11:28.319 my family was like an X rated online superstar. 0:11:28.600 --> 0:11:30.760 Right, okay, let's just put you in this position. You're 0:11:30.760 --> 0:11:31.880 a twenty three year old daughter. 0:11:32.040 --> 0:11:33.720 Oh don't know, don't put me in there. 0:11:34.000 --> 0:11:37.359 No, I would hope that I would hope that it's 0:11:37.400 --> 0:11:40.599 not any of those daughters, your twenty three year old Ugh, 0:11:40.760 --> 0:11:43.400 don't do this. This is exactly the situation. But I 0:11:43.400 --> 0:11:45.760 don't want to back your situation. Well, if you can't 0:11:45.800 --> 0:11:50.280 handle the full service sex working industry, then maybe this 0:11:50.400 --> 0:11:53.720 isn't for you. What about it for at Christmas time 0:11:54.200 --> 0:11:55.240 she'd dropped that to you? 0:11:56.320 --> 0:12:00.920 What if I accidentally discovered it myself? Even Oh, this 0:12:01.040 --> 0:12:04.640 feels so gross and I'm so dirty. She just wouldn't 0:12:04.640 --> 0:12:10.400 She wouldn't, would she. Well, I mean, obviously you frequent 0:12:10.520 --> 0:12:11.319 only fans. 0:12:11.800 --> 0:12:12.800 So is she on there? 0:12:13.200 --> 0:12:16.800 You tell me that crap? Well, I've never touched any 0:12:16.840 --> 0:12:20.880 only fans whatsoever. But I don't know how you would 0:12:20.880 --> 0:12:22.240 feel about it. What is your cousin? 0:12:22.600 --> 0:12:27.880 Oh no, it just feels like it's not the right 0:12:27.920 --> 0:12:28.600 way to make money. 0:12:28.679 --> 0:12:29.280 I'm just saying that. 0:12:29.480 --> 0:12:33.240 But it's also sorry it's one hundred and fifty thousand 0:12:33.240 --> 0:12:34.080 dollars a month. 0:12:34.200 --> 0:12:35.880 Oh, someone's arms getting twisted. 0:12:38.360 --> 0:12:40.600 I have said before I would have only fans if 0:12:40.640 --> 0:12:41.840 I didn't have tattoos. 0:12:42.520 --> 0:12:43.800 Oh that is I don't. 0:12:44.040 --> 0:12:47.320 Okay, you can't go. You can't get undercover and only 0:12:47.320 --> 0:12:48.560 fans that you're talking about. 0:12:48.640 --> 0:12:50.480 Yeah, like I do faceless only fans, but you can 0:12:50.480 --> 0:12:51.840 identify me by my tattoos. 0:12:51.880 --> 0:12:53.120 But also miss feminists. 0:12:53.880 --> 0:12:58.120 That goes against all of your principles every single one. 0:12:57.960 --> 0:13:00.559 Time feminists to support sex workers for. 0:13:02.240 --> 0:13:03.840 What go girls? 0:13:04.880 --> 0:13:06.839 Well, hey, okay, it's obviously it's been going on in 0:13:06.920 --> 0:13:10.120 studio right now. Let's get the mediator of all things 0:13:10.120 --> 0:13:13.000 full service Australian sex workers. Let's get produced of Flak 0:13:13.400 --> 0:13:16.920 for his final ruling. All Right, you guys probably mold 0:13:17.000 --> 0:13:18.120 compass himself. 0:13:18.160 --> 0:13:20.560 You guys don't want to know what I'm willing to 0:13:20.600 --> 0:13:21.520 do for money. 0:13:22.360 --> 0:13:22.760 Wow. 0:13:23.280 --> 0:13:25.880 So if you said to me, Flak, you're gonna make 0:13:25.880 --> 0:13:27.560 one hundred and fifty k a month, but you've got 0:13:27.559 --> 0:13:29.720 to get nude and do stuff, I'll be I'd just 0:13:29.760 --> 0:13:32.720 be up to upfront with my family and like, hey, shush, 0:13:32.800 --> 0:13:33.400 here's a house. 0:13:34.200 --> 0:13:36.080 Yeah, that's true living it. 0:13:36.280 --> 0:13:39.079 Wow, Okay, you soulless creatures. 0:13:39.120 --> 0:13:39.679 Here we are. 0:13:39.800 --> 0:13:41.240 We've arrived at that destination? 0:13:41.400 --> 0:13:41.559 Then? 0:13:41.720 --> 0:13:41.880 Is that? 0:13:42.320 --> 0:13:45.120 Is that what you need? Right now? Where's one hundred? 0:13:47.000 --> 0:13:49.960 It's a lovely time of year for parents because in 0:13:50.000 --> 0:13:52.640 the lead up to the twenty fifth of December you 0:13:52.760 --> 0:13:55.800 have the threat, and the threat is Santa He's watching 0:13:56.320 --> 0:13:59.120 and if you're not good then you won't get any 0:13:59.240 --> 0:14:00.480 presents on. 0:14:00.400 --> 0:14:05.800 That how intensely. Is he watching all the time, twenty 0:14:05.800 --> 0:14:11.160 four hours a day, yes, so do you? Okay, that's interesting. 0:14:11.280 --> 0:14:13.840 So we've taken it a little step further in the 0:14:13.840 --> 0:14:17.040 Addi household and we have invested in a Santa Cam. 0:14:17.679 --> 0:14:21.640 A santacam is a little camera that watches the children 0:14:22.000 --> 0:14:24.520 twenty four to seven, as you say, all the time. 0:14:25.520 --> 0:14:28.360 So we brought the Santa Cam from Buddings as you. 0:14:28.360 --> 0:14:32.160 Do, brought it. Did you buy it or bry it? 0:14:32.360 --> 0:14:36.760 I don't know at this point anyway, So we invested 0:14:37.000 --> 0:14:40.520 in the Santa Cam and along with it came a 0:14:40.640 --> 0:14:43.240 letter because we've been having trouble getting our five year 0:14:43.280 --> 0:14:46.160 old to go to sleep. She just welt flat out 0:14:46.160 --> 0:14:47.360 refuses to do so. 0:14:47.840 --> 0:14:49.960 Just in general, because she's so pumped for Christmas. 0:14:49.960 --> 0:14:51.640 Is just in general that's tough. 0:14:52.320 --> 0:14:56.000 So Santa has has written a letter from the North Pole, 0:14:56.160 --> 0:14:59.440 from the North Pole Mail, and it says, dear Harperbilly Oddie. 0:14:59.520 --> 0:15:01.280 This actually came with the sand Camp. By the way, 0:15:02.400 --> 0:15:05.120 Ho ho ho, it's Santa here. I hope you're getting 0:15:05.120 --> 0:15:07.920 excited for Christmas. It's just around the corner. My elves 0:15:07.920 --> 0:15:11.040 have been working very hard to ensure everything is ready 0:15:11.080 --> 0:15:13.360 for the big day. And I've been hearing all about 0:15:13.360 --> 0:15:17.520 what you've been doing, and it said, now I have 0:15:17.560 --> 0:15:20.200 a little something important to talk to you about. My 0:15:20.280 --> 0:15:23.440 el's told me that you haven't been going to sleep 0:15:23.520 --> 0:15:27.120 when Mummy and Daddy ask you to remember, getting good 0:15:27.120 --> 0:15:29.520 sleep is super important. So to help you, I've sent 0:15:29.600 --> 0:15:32.160 a special Santa camera so I can keep an eye 0:15:32.200 --> 0:15:36.080 on how you're going. So this camera literally looks like 0:15:36.080 --> 0:15:39.200 a little security camera and it lights up, so she 0:15:39.400 --> 0:15:42.720 thinks that Santa is watching her on the camera. 0:15:43.920 --> 0:15:48.120 All the time. And so the other night, the other night, I. 0:15:48.120 --> 0:15:50.040 Was having a shower in out one suite which is 0:15:50.120 --> 0:15:51.960 just off our bedroom, and she went to sleep with 0:15:52.000 --> 0:15:53.880 her eleven year old sister that was supposed to be 0:15:53.880 --> 0:15:57.720 going to bed, and i just hear a massive kafuffle, 0:15:57.800 --> 0:15:58.920 and I'm like, oh no. 0:15:59.560 --> 0:16:01.560 What's happen. But now, and. 0:16:02.800 --> 0:16:05.720 I understand, to my understanding of the story, her eleven 0:16:05.800 --> 0:16:07.680 year old sister got sick of her talking, so she 0:16:07.760 --> 0:16:08.200 kicked her. 0:16:09.560 --> 0:16:12.560 That's fair. Sometimes she kicked. 0:16:12.360 --> 0:16:14.520 Her in an attempt to get her to go to slip. 0:16:14.640 --> 0:16:16.840 And so at that stage I walk into the bedroom 0:16:17.560 --> 0:16:23.200 and I see her hugging the camera, go on, go on, 0:16:23.600 --> 0:16:27.640 hit me again, because Santa is watching you. 0:16:29.320 --> 0:16:34.040 Right, Santa respond. It's that time of the year where 0:16:34.080 --> 0:16:36.240 you start to do end of year or end of 0:16:36.280 --> 0:16:38.800 season reviews and they can be very, very confronting. 0:16:39.000 --> 0:16:39.800 Yeah. 0:16:39.880 --> 0:16:42.040 It's sort of reflection time, isn't it, where you look 0:16:42.120 --> 0:16:44.560 back and highs the lows. 0:16:44.840 --> 0:16:46.800 Have you been good? Have you been bad? 0:16:47.000 --> 0:16:49.920 Yes? Performance review, player exit meetings, those sorts of things 0:16:50.160 --> 0:16:51.680 what you need to work on in the off season. 0:16:52.240 --> 0:16:54.200 How did your player exit meeting go at Sydney? 0:16:54.280 --> 0:16:57.360 Yeah're pretty good, they said, don't worry. Hey, hey, mate, 0:16:57.400 --> 0:17:00.560 just relax because you're not required to turn up ever 0:17:00.640 --> 0:17:06.159 again this off season. Really relaxed. Okay, let yourself go 0:17:06.280 --> 0:17:08.520 because you won't be wearing red and white. 0:17:08.560 --> 0:17:11.960 Hey, Andrew, eat whatever you want, don't go for a run, 0:17:12.320 --> 0:17:14.760 don't worry about it, don't keep your fitness up. 0:17:15.119 --> 0:17:16.000 It's so fine. 0:17:16.080 --> 0:17:18.240 Thanks for that, Jo. I've told you before. When I 0:17:18.240 --> 0:17:22.119 got dealisted the second time, I cried, I cried, Really. 0:17:22.240 --> 0:17:22.760 I did you? 0:17:22.840 --> 0:17:25.720 Yeah? Okay, I got so angry. I chucked the tantrum, 0:17:25.880 --> 0:17:31.240 got stripped my gear off, punched the wall, produce a 0:17:31.280 --> 0:17:35.359 flack and produce Zoe. You have been tirelessly putting together 0:17:35.359 --> 0:17:37.480 a bit of a performance review based on what what's 0:17:37.520 --> 0:17:38.720 the theme, like, what do we going with? It's a 0:17:38.800 --> 0:17:39.360 report card? 0:17:39.359 --> 0:17:41.800 Do you remember you get your report cards in school. Yeah, 0:17:41.880 --> 0:17:44.080 so we've got different criteria and we'll just check off 0:17:44.080 --> 0:17:45.560 how you went in that criteria. 0:17:45.720 --> 0:17:46.200 Okay. 0:17:46.720 --> 0:17:49.920 I will say this, nothing ever good comes of producer 0:17:49.960 --> 0:17:51.919 Flack and producers Zoe getting together. 0:17:53.240 --> 0:17:57.560 Deadly Gosh, I can give, but can't take. That's what 0:17:57.560 --> 0:17:58.240 they say about that. 0:17:58.240 --> 0:18:02.800 You we copy. 0:18:03.280 --> 0:18:07.000 Sorry, Sorry Suki La La who had a cry because 0:18:07.000 --> 0:18:11.320 he couldn't play footy. 0:18:10.720 --> 0:18:16.639 Oh that's my soul speak. 0:18:16.920 --> 0:18:18.920 An indicationist warts to come. 0:18:19.080 --> 0:18:21.679