Speaker 1: We got getting every morning, every day day, Adelaide. Yesterday
Speaker 1: we did something of the bit unusual. I would say,
Speaker 1: we're very, very competitive judes. But yesterday we had a
Speaker 1: tantrum off.
Speaker 2: Yes, so your lotties tantrum v No, Actually we weren't.
Speaker 1: We didn't mentioned was.
Speaker 3: I just realized.
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe it was Henry. Not sure it was.
Speaker 3: Who's to say.
Speaker 2: Anyway, each one of our children had a tantrum and
Speaker 2: this is how it rolled out yesterday. So the eleven
Speaker 2: year old is graduating from primary school, so we're taught
Speaker 2: around mind. We find this beautiful little dress and she
Speaker 2: loves it. She's trying it on in the chain room. However,
Speaker 2: her little five year old sister decided that dress was
Speaker 2: the one that she wanted, and so what she decided
Speaker 2: to do is promptly strip off in the rooms at
Speaker 2: my I'm going to show you a photo, got nude,
Speaker 2: cowered in the corner and refused to move there.
Speaker 1: I want dessert before and after breakfast, and obviously their
Speaker 1: response was no. And what came from that was a
Speaker 1: full plate of pancakes. Picking it up off the table,
Speaker 1: cannot putting it on the ground, jumping on it, which
Speaker 1: was pretty bad, and then jumping off, picking up the
Speaker 1: pancakes and squashing them into the wall. I'm not going
Speaker 1: to say exactly who it was, but what I will
Speaker 1: say is straightaway, yes, say a couple of texts, and
Speaker 1: then I spoke to someone at a food land who said, oh,
Speaker 1: I heard you this morning, and then launched into this
Speaker 1: epic toddler tantrum story. Yes, so she's there. There they
Speaker 1: are right for the picking toddler tantrum story.
Speaker 2: Things that they choose to lose their mind at are
Speaker 2: just astonishing. But that's what we love about little people,
Speaker 2: isn't it. They are so completely and utterly unhinged, like
Speaker 2: the smallest thing can set them off.
Speaker 1: Genuine little narcissists. Can we do this? Oh, share your
Speaker 1: tantrum store, Please make your epic tantrum story that just
Speaker 1: made you, you know those epic tantrum stories that just
Speaker 1: make you just for a second reassess your life. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what's going on here? What am I doing? What's my purpose?
Speaker 3: And also the decision to procreate, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: At what stage did I think it was a good
Speaker 2: idea to have so many of these little people?
Speaker 3: Let's go to Charlie good.
Speaker 4: Morning, Good morning guys. How are you good?
Speaker 3: Thank you? What was the tantrum?
Speaker 5: We were in the middle of the shopping center down
Speaker 5: at Victor Harbor and they've got nice pop plants there,
Speaker 5: and my son wanted to go on one of.
Speaker 4: Those ride on teams.
Speaker 5: I never do it because he just gets off after
Speaker 5: ten seconds anyway, so I'm like, it's just like I said,
Speaker 5: we'll go get something else. He goes no. I said,
Speaker 5: all right, we'll just we'll try it.
Speaker 6: Anyway.
Speaker 5: I ended up saying no, and he saw the pop
Speaker 5: plant in the middle. He just death stared me straight
Speaker 5: in my eyes, looked at me. I'm seeing myself. He
Speaker 5: was not going to do it.
Speaker 4: He's not going to do it all.
Speaker 5: Pop punt over, put your shirt everywhere, and just proceeds
Speaker 5: to lay in there, not crying, not screaming, just laid
Speaker 5: in the dirt.
Speaker 1: That's excellent.
Speaker 3: I love it.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be a great story.
Speaker 3: He's twenty first yeah, and he's like, I'll just be
Speaker 3: over here.
Speaker 5: You will later, and I'm like, why do you do that?
Speaker 7: Heaving?
Speaker 5: He goes, oh, I'd just like to lay in the
Speaker 5: dirt because I like to do guarding. I said, you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Mum, I think I've proved my point. Yes, okay,
Speaker 1: but also I can't remember why I was so upset.
Speaker 1: Char We're gonna send you off to seeing this wonderland.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much for sharing. Thank you. Ah that's nice,
Speaker 1: isn't it? Hey? Share you told the stories?
Speaker 3: Please?
Speaker 1: I doesn't have to be todd like could be full grown.
Speaker 2: Auduts trying to make us feel better about ourselves.
Speaker 3: The fact that our kids.
Speaker 1: Are just is it us?
Speaker 3: Is it just us?
Speaker 1: But the other people out there?
Speaker 3: Jasmin? What was your kiddies a tantrum?
Speaker 4: Hello? So pretty much. My five year old found out
Speaker 4: that Uber exists now and he threw a massive tantrum
Speaker 4: because we wouldn't order butter chicken for dinner on Uber Eat.
Speaker 4: Yeah and yeah. He just like had a full on meltdown.
Speaker 4: And I was just like, oh no, like we're not
Speaker 4: getting buttered chicken tonight. We'll get it tomorrow night. But
Speaker 4: I never got it.
Speaker 2: And I can I say, I don't blame him, because
Speaker 2: if you're a child, new workout what they'll deliver that
Speaker 2: story to my house.
Speaker 1: But Mum always said it was it was shut. Sometimes
Speaker 1: Sometimes I would say, oh sorry, shut on a Wednesday night.
Speaker 3: Is it?
Speaker 1: Sorry?
Speaker 4: Yeah, Sometimes he'll go on my phone, like he's figured
Speaker 4: out my password a few times to my phone and
Speaker 4: he'll go on my phone and he'll go on like
Speaker 4: the my Macs app or uber Eat and he'll try
Speaker 4: and order food.
Speaker 3: Whoa if it makes you feel better.
Speaker 2: There was a time when my thirteen year old we
Speaker 2: said to her, you can get Uber each, you can
Speaker 2: get Zambreros, you can getto and she decided, or I'd
Speaker 2: like some chips as well, but I don't like the
Speaker 2: chips from Zambrero, so I'm gonna order KFC chips. She
Speaker 2: just ordered chips from KFC and the order came to
Speaker 2: like forty two dollars because it cost more to deliver
Speaker 2: the dead chips.
Speaker 1: And it's like, I want to I want to Coca
Speaker 1: Cola and Daly do PEPSI.
Speaker 2: So I would go, thanks so much, Jasmine, Let's go
Speaker 2: to Carliff Kids Tan from what was it?
Speaker 8: Hello, guys?
Speaker 4: Sorry?
Speaker 8: I stand out one for me would have been when
Speaker 8: we were doing the school drop off at Osh and
Speaker 8: my six year old told me right as we were
Speaker 8: pulling up, I'm going to go at the window, and
Speaker 8: I said no, you're not. And by the time I
Speaker 8: walked around the side, he was halfway climbing out of
Speaker 8: the window. And because I was trying to pull him
Speaker 8: out of the window because I couldn't open the door,
Speaker 8: he was clung and it was like he was like
Speaker 8: a coala stuck to a tree. And I was trying
Speaker 8: to pull him and there was peachers walking down the
Speaker 8: path and he was screaming and it was really embarrassing.
Speaker 1: That's yeah, that's the one, and you leave. Here's the thing, though,
Speaker 1: I reckon tell it because you leave thinking, oh gosh,
Speaker 1: the teachers they think I'm a disgrace. They said, fine,
Speaker 1: it was the same.
Speaker 2: I just have this visual of him like getting stuck
Speaker 2: with the window halfway up and you driving off.
Speaker 3: I can't do it today. I just can't do it.
Speaker 7: These kids, you know, the window was down here already's
Speaker 7: done it.
Speaker 8: By the time I turned the carf he already had
Speaker 8: this plan in motion.
Speaker 1: So I was like, no, crazy little freaks. They up.
Speaker 1: Oh gosh, and guess what. Yay school holidays.
Speaker 2: Oh guys, it's so fun. You've only got six and
Speaker 2: a half weeks.
Speaker 1: That's good, isn't it. It'll fly Yesterday was a very
Speaker 1: big day in Hayes household.
Speaker 2: Yes, so you took off very very early to go
Speaker 2: and see Henry's.
Speaker 3: Well, was it a concert or with some sort.
Speaker 1: Of fine it's his final worship right, but it's almost
Speaker 1: like this sort of hill song set up on the end,
Speaker 1: like they was singing and going on there. It's probably
Speaker 1: like a full on band. And then there was a
Speaker 1: bloke got on stage and he was rapping. What he
Speaker 1: was properly rap.
Speaker 3: About Jesus, Yes, was he It's amazing.
Speaker 1: Anyway, he was wearing like he was wearing a jarmer
Speaker 1: rant top as well, like a basketball gunsy And it
Speaker 1: turned out I was like, that guy's amazing. He's like
Speaker 1: a proper rapper. It turns out he's the head of pe.
Speaker 3: It was awesome.
Speaker 1: But he had a little speaking bit as well. He
Speaker 1: nailed it. Had a few little dancing bits. Look he
Speaker 1: dances like his dad. Oh no, not very not overly fluent.
Speaker 1: But he was feeling it. That's the only thing that matters.
Speaker 3: Well, he was feeling the vibes and that's the main thing.
Speaker 1: It was really good.
Speaker 2: When I say to you when you dance, I'm like,
Speaker 2: you've got vibes thank.
Speaker 1: You very much, You're welcome. But then afterwards so he
Speaker 1: had to go to school for a couple of hours.
Speaker 1: Finished about ten o'clock and then I was suppsed to
Speaker 1: speaking up a twelve. Things didn't go so well, so
Speaker 1: some time to fill in. So I went to West
Speaker 1: Beach Surf Club and breakfast there.
Speaker 2: Great little spot for a run, you're going to say,
Speaker 2: went out a few bits, a couple of club, a.
Speaker 1: Couple of morning brook House. Yeah, very nice, and I
Speaker 1: went for a run. Miss timed my run and I
Speaker 1: got back at about eleven fifty. I was like, I've
Speaker 1: got ten minutes to get from West Beach to north
Speaker 1: what is it? North Glenell, So not very far away.
Speaker 1: But then I got about a cane to the trip
Speaker 1: and realized I don't have my phone. Isn't it the
Speaker 1: worst feeling? So you know you've left your phone somewhere.
Speaker 3: It's almost like you've left your arm somewhere.
Speaker 1: And what I'm about to tell you, I'm not joking. OK,
Speaker 1: this actually happened. I was like, oh my gosh, I
Speaker 1: know what I've done. I've got change and I've put
Speaker 1: it on the back of the ute. I've put it
Speaker 1: on the back of the tray the top. So I'm like,
Speaker 1: it's falling off somewhere. Where has it fallen off? And
Speaker 1: I was like, I know where it's fallen off. There
Speaker 1: was someone who was parking near the surf club illegally,
Speaker 1: so I had to canyon narrow it just on the side,
Speaker 1: go a bit off road over a couple of things,
Speaker 1: and that's where it would have slipped off the back.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Right, So I'm dripping back and I'm doing it. I
Speaker 1: shouldn't say this. I'm talking about eighty five fifty is
Speaker 1: own trying to rescue my phone. And I come back
Speaker 1: and there is and I'm not I'm not having a crack.
Speaker 4: Hek.
Speaker 1: I'm not having a crack. But there was a blog
Speaker 1: driving car and I reckon. He must have been one
Speaker 1: hundred and sixty maybe one hundred and seventy, who knows
Speaker 1: between one hundred and fifty and one hundred and seventy
Speaker 1: and is old. And I see my phone and it
Speaker 1: is underneath his car because he's driving through. And I'm
Speaker 1: almost like no, and the phone goes under the back
Speaker 1: tip and I can hear the phone too. It's like
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh gosh, it was face down too.
Speaker 1: I'm like, maybe it's okay. It wasn't.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: It wasn't. Okay, it is. What can you see there, Joe?
Speaker 2: It is absolutely shattered into a million pieces.
Speaker 1: I don't think I've ever shattered the phone more. It
Speaker 1: still works. And the old bloke was like, too a
Speaker 1: good day, gosh. So yeah, so that's where we're at.
Speaker 6: Your father he's on the money list, Jody and Hazy
Speaker 6: is not at six forty nine.
Speaker 1: Nothing before we get there, though, Let's be a little
Speaker 1: bit blue, a little bit risky, mate, to get the
Speaker 1: stuff out of our systems before we straighten up. Okay,
Speaker 1: how about this? A full service Australian sex worker has
Speaker 1: opened up about the moment her family discovered her adult
Speaker 1: content online, revealing she's had to cut out one member
Speaker 1: member who crossed the line. So we've spoken about this
Speaker 1: young lady before. Her name is Kayla Jade, best known
Speaker 1: as at blue Eyed Kayla Jade. She exploded in recent
Speaker 1: months after she started sharing juicy confessionals about her clients
Speaker 1: on TikTok TikTok. It's always away, isn't it? She said,
Speaker 1: When my mum and sister found out, if they couldn't
Speaker 1: even confront me about it. They had to ask my
Speaker 1: dad to call me about it. He was super supportive,
Speaker 1: but other than him, no one could look me in
Speaker 1: the eye and everyone would talk behind my back. And
Speaker 1: then I got a message from a family member completely
Speaker 1: disowning me, who said they didn't want anything to do
Speaker 1: with me. And bear in mind, she makes like one
Speaker 1: hundred and fifty thousand dollars a month.
Speaker 2: What what you can I ask you something. When you
Speaker 2: say we've spoken about Blue Eyed.
Speaker 3: Kayla Jade before and we're aware of her, I'm very unaware.
Speaker 2: So there's one member of this team who's aware of
Speaker 2: Kayla Jade's work, and.
Speaker 3: It's not me.
Speaker 1: I can go.
Speaker 3: So I'm looking at you.
Speaker 1: We've spoken about it before, so maybe you should pay attention.
Speaker 3: That's extraordinary.
Speaker 2: I really wonder what I do if a member of
Speaker 2: my family was like an X rated online superstar.
Speaker 1: Right, okay, let's just put you in this position. You're
Speaker 1: a twenty three year old daughter.
Speaker 3: Oh don't know, don't put me in there.
Speaker 1: No, I would hope that I would hope that it's
Speaker 1: not any of those daughters, your twenty three year old Ugh,
Speaker 1: don't do this. This is exactly the situation. But I
Speaker 1: don't want to back your situation. Well, if you can't
Speaker 1: handle the full service sex working industry, then maybe this
Speaker 1: isn't for you. What about it for at Christmas time
Speaker 1: she'd dropped that to you?
Speaker 2: What if I accidentally discovered it myself? Even Oh, this
Speaker 2: feels so gross and I'm so dirty. She just wouldn't
Speaker 2: She wouldn't, would she. Well, I mean, obviously you frequent
Speaker 2: only fans.
Speaker 3: So is she on there?
Speaker 1: You tell me that crap? Well, I've never touched any
Speaker 1: only fans whatsoever. But I don't know how you would
Speaker 1: feel about it. What is your cousin?
Speaker 2: Oh no, it just feels like it's not the right
Speaker 2: way to make money.
Speaker 3: I'm just saying that.
Speaker 6: But it's also sorry it's one hundred and fifty thousand
Speaker 6: dollars a month.
Speaker 1: Oh, someone's arms getting twisted.
Speaker 6: I have said before I would have only fans if
Speaker 6: I didn't have tattoos.
Speaker 3: Oh that is I don't.
Speaker 1: Okay, you can't go. You can't get undercover and only
Speaker 1: fans that you're talking about.
Speaker 6: Yeah, like I do faceless only fans, but you can
Speaker 6: identify me by my tattoos.
Speaker 3: But also miss feminists.
Speaker 2: That goes against all of your principles every single one.
Speaker 6: Time feminists to support sex workers for.
Speaker 3: What go girls?
Speaker 1: Well, hey, okay, it's obviously it's been going on in
Speaker 1: studio right now. Let's get the mediator of all things
Speaker 1: full service Australian sex workers. Let's get produced of Flak
Speaker 1: for his final ruling. All Right, you guys probably mold
Speaker 1: compass himself.
Speaker 7: You guys don't want to know what I'm willing to
Speaker 7: do for money.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 7: So if you said to me, Flak, you're gonna make
Speaker 7: one hundred and fifty k a month, but you've got
Speaker 7: to get nude and do stuff, I'll be I'd just
Speaker 7: be up to upfront with my family and like, hey, shush,
Speaker 7: here's a house.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true living it.
Speaker 3: Wow, Okay, you soulless creatures.
Speaker 5: Here we are.
Speaker 3: We've arrived at that destination?
Speaker 4: Then?
Speaker 2: Is that?
Speaker 1: Is that what you need? Right now? Where's one hundred?
Speaker 2: It's a lovely time of year for parents because in
Speaker 2: the lead up to the twenty fifth of December you
Speaker 2: have the threat, and the threat is Santa He's watching
Speaker 2: and if you're not good then you won't get any
Speaker 2: presents on.
Speaker 1: That how intensely. Is he watching all the time, twenty
Speaker 1: four hours a day, yes, so do you? Okay, that's interesting.
Speaker 2: So we've taken it a little step further in the
Speaker 2: Addi household and we have invested in a Santa Cam.
Speaker 2: A santacam is a little camera that watches the children
Speaker 2: twenty four to seven, as you say, all the time.
Speaker 3: So we brought the Santa Cam from Buddings as you.
Speaker 1: Do, brought it. Did you buy it or bry it?
Speaker 2: I don't know at this point anyway, So we invested
Speaker 2: in the Santa Cam and along with it came a
Speaker 2: letter because we've been having trouble getting our five year
Speaker 2: old to go to sleep. She just welt flat out
Speaker 2: refuses to do so.
Speaker 1: Just in general, because she's so pumped for Christmas.
Speaker 3: Is just in general that's tough.
Speaker 2: So Santa has has written a letter from the North Pole,
Speaker 2: from the North Pole Mail, and it says, dear Harperbilly Oddie.
Speaker 2: This actually came with the sand Camp. By the way,
Speaker 2: Ho ho ho, it's Santa here. I hope you're getting
Speaker 2: excited for Christmas. It's just around the corner. My elves
Speaker 2: have been working very hard to ensure everything is ready
Speaker 2: for the big day. And I've been hearing all about
Speaker 2: what you've been doing, and it said, now I have
Speaker 2: a little something important to talk to you about. My
Speaker 2: el's told me that you haven't been going to sleep
Speaker 2: when Mummy and Daddy ask you to remember, getting good
Speaker 2: sleep is super important. So to help you, I've sent
Speaker 2: a special Santa camera so I can keep an eye
Speaker 2: on how you're going. So this camera literally looks like
Speaker 2: a little security camera and it lights up, so she
Speaker 2: thinks that Santa is watching her on the camera.
Speaker 3: All the time. And so the other night, the other night, I.
Speaker 2: Was having a shower in out one suite which is
Speaker 2: just off our bedroom, and she went to sleep with
Speaker 2: her eleven year old sister that was supposed to be
Speaker 2: going to bed, and i just hear a massive kafuffle,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, oh no.
Speaker 3: What's happen. But now, and.
Speaker 2: I understand, to my understanding of the story, her eleven
Speaker 2: year old sister got sick of her talking, so she
Speaker 2: kicked her.
Speaker 1: That's fair. Sometimes she kicked.
Speaker 2: Her in an attempt to get her to go to slip.
Speaker 2: And so at that stage I walk into the bedroom
Speaker 2: and I see her hugging the camera, go on, go on,
Speaker 2: hit me again, because Santa is watching you.
Speaker 1: Right, Santa respond. It's that time of the year where
Speaker 1: you start to do end of year or end of
Speaker 1: season reviews and they can be very, very confronting.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: It's sort of reflection time, isn't it, where you look
Speaker 2: back and highs the lows.
Speaker 3: Have you been good? Have you been bad?
Speaker 1: Yes? Performance review, player exit meetings, those sorts of things
Speaker 1: what you need to work on in the off season.
Speaker 3: How did your player exit meeting go at Sydney?
Speaker 1: Yeah're pretty good, they said, don't worry. Hey, hey, mate,
Speaker 1: just relax because you're not required to turn up ever
Speaker 1: again this off season. Really relaxed. Okay, let yourself go
Speaker 1: because you won't be wearing red and white.
Speaker 2: Hey, Andrew, eat whatever you want, don't go for a run,
Speaker 2: don't worry about it, don't keep your fitness up.
Speaker 3: It's so fine.
Speaker 1: Thanks for that, Jo. I've told you before. When I
Speaker 1: got dealisted the second time, I cried, I cried, Really.
Speaker 3: I did you?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Okay, I got so angry. I chucked the tantrum,
Speaker 1: got stripped my gear off, punched the wall, produce a
Speaker 1: flack and produce Zoe. You have been tirelessly putting together
Speaker 1: a bit of a performance review based on what what's
Speaker 1: the theme, like, what do we going with? It's a
Speaker 1: report card?
Speaker 6: Do you remember you get your report cards in school. Yeah,
Speaker 6: so we've got different criteria and we'll just check off
Speaker 6: how you went in that criteria.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: I will say this, nothing ever good comes of producer
Speaker 2: Flack and producers Zoe getting together.
Speaker 1: Deadly Gosh, I can give, but can't take. That's what
Speaker 1: they say about that.
Speaker 3: You we copy.
Speaker 7: Sorry, Sorry Suki La La who had a cry because
Speaker 7: he couldn't play footy.
Speaker 1: Oh that's my soul speak.
Speaker 3: An indicationist warts to come.
Speaker 6: No, no, just just go into this report with an
Speaker 6: open mind. You'll get your individual grades and then we'll
Speaker 6: finish off with your final grade for the year.
Speaker 1: Okay. Jodi and has end of year review's.
Speaker 6: Yearly review times for the Jodie and Hanesy Show. Let's
Speaker 6: look at where you itseled where there might be some
Speaker 6: opportunity for grades. In adding to Adelaide's longest list of winners.
Speaker 2: Plus congratulations too, Image and Baker from Hyde Park.
Speaker 5: I want to scream on the balcony in hello everyone
Speaker 5: that I just got taste.
Speaker 6: Hat, don't do it? Don't having the best listeners in
Speaker 6: adelaide a plus again.
Speaker 4: My mom was that the horse rising and she was
Speaker 4: ordering pizza because the dominoes app yep.
Speaker 5: And she was so throng she ordered ten patents and
Speaker 5: ten garmic breads for two.
Speaker 8: Like to seen the good morning, good morning?
Speaker 3: Who's the pig in your fami?
Speaker 4: My dad?
Speaker 1: Actually?
Speaker 6: What does he do?
Speaker 2: So?
Speaker 5: I caught him a few weeks ago.
Speaker 7: I went to jump in the shower and I found
Speaker 7: beard hairs in my rap.
Speaker 1: All right, let's keep it recently, paja, but that has
Speaker 1: been everywhere stuffs it has And.
Speaker 3: I walked and I was like, have you been using this?
Speaker 4: He was like gnauri and I was like, well there's
Speaker 4: orange beard.
Speaker 6: Haas there failing the English language on a medium that
Speaker 6: requires clear communication see minus. We certainly won't be celebrating
Speaker 6: that grade with a pizza party anytime soon.
Speaker 2: Rusco's Pizzeria, pizzeria, Why did say it?
Speaker 1: Rusco's Pizzeria in Hectorville, Rosco's Pizzeria.
Speaker 3: There we go.
Speaker 6: Hazy also struggled with food related words changes.
Speaker 1: From two to three plates. He likes the I don't
Speaker 1: know how to say it at army beans at a
Speaker 1: mani beans green beans.
Speaker 6: But we really should be getting our very own premier's
Speaker 6: name correct.
Speaker 1: Right, the premier of South Stralia Field pick that up
Speaker 1: by that again.
Speaker 6: That's fun and finally really bringing the grade down, let's
Speaker 6: all say it together that it's the Heimlich maneuver.
Speaker 3: Hazy, I'm not kidding.
Speaker 2: I just had a mouthful of potata, which is jam
Speaker 2: packed full of vegetables, and a bit of sweet potato
Speaker 2: just lodged in my throat and I literally couldn't breathe.
Speaker 3: And at that point where I couldn't breathe, you're yelling.
Speaker 1: Incorporate the maneuver, the pym and maneuver.
Speaker 6: So in summary's pretty good but not great B plus
Speaker 6: B so be better next here.
Speaker 3: Okay, this is our roles. We have a theme. You
Speaker 3: choose a song, Andrew Hayes, I choose a song.
Speaker 2: We go head to head, you vote on Insta to
Speaker 2: what you want to hear tomorrow morning. And this week's
Speaker 2: theme is that song that you want to hear at
Speaker 2: the end of the night.
Speaker 3: The Cardi's over, it's time to go home. It's your
Speaker 3: final hurrah.
Speaker 2: What do you want to hear pumping through the speakers
Speaker 2: because it is the party season, is it not.
Speaker 1: Yes, I've just seen your song, Jads. I got to say,
Speaker 1: I don't want to like I know how fierce we
Speaker 1: are in competition in this space. I'm happy with whoever
Speaker 1: wins tomorrow. Okay, okay, do you want to introduce your song?
Speaker 1: First question?
Speaker 2: I'm actually I'm so happy I got in first because
Speaker 2: I would have bet mind Nelly that you would have
Speaker 2: picked this had it had occurred to you to do so.
Speaker 1: Damn it. The great Neil Diamond. There we go to yourself.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, Okay, Neil Diamond sweep Caroline. Ye, when
Speaker 1: was the last time the Great Neil Diamond had a
Speaker 1: bit of a crack on over my mind a minute?
Speaker 3: It's been a red hot in it.
Speaker 1: I think you're can like mine though as well. Okay,
Speaker 1: I've gone something. Can I get a little bit more modern?
Speaker 3: Can I guess what we've gone?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Well my other option was closing time.
Speaker 1: Okay, well that's a bit ridiculous. I'm okay.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: So the score is twenty three to nineteen, So Jody
Speaker 1: has won this year's Battle of the Bangers. Yeah, can
Speaker 1: I educate a draw? Remember we had the one draw
Speaker 1: and we played both of our songs.
Speaker 3: Yes, that is a good song.
Speaker 1: I know we're supposed to be super fierce and competitive,
Speaker 1: but I like both of our.
Speaker 2: Okay, get voting on the Jody and Hazy Instagram page
Speaker 2: of what you want to hear tomorrow morning.
Speaker 1: All right, a couple of great songs Neil Diamond, Sweet
Speaker 1: Caroline versus Semi Sonic closing time at Jody and Hazy
Speaker 1: on Instagram. Please get voting winning song tomorrow morning at eight.
Speaker 5: I need to know.
Speaker 4: I need to know now, I need to know.
Speaker 1: I need to know I need to know what news
Speaker 1: today to know what? You need to know?
Speaker 8: What you need to know with Joe.
Speaker 1: And also Joe's If you won Nobou's Birthday Payday, it
Speaker 1: would cover the costs of what the average austral is
Speaker 1: supposed to spend this year during the festive period.
Speaker 2: Okay, so how much do you think we spend on
Speaker 2: Christmas presents?
Speaker 1: Is the question you're asking me personally or in general.
Speaker 2: No, you don't bother because you don't care enough about
Speaker 2: the people around you to actually go out and buy
Speaker 2: them something nice.
Speaker 1: I'm going to say going to be it's going to
Speaker 1: be up with a five hundred dollars because yesterday Kara said,
Speaker 1: and each and every year she's done this since we've
Speaker 1: had kids, and she says the same thing around this time,
Speaker 1: might have gone over board. Oh my god, you have
Speaker 1: the same conversation each and every year. We don't have
Speaker 1: the storage for some of these presents.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And also, do you remember I talked to the story
Speaker 1: that when Henry was like three or four, he got
Speaker 1: sick of opening his presence.
Speaker 3: He got bored.
Speaker 1: Yes, he got bored with opening his presence.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think enough.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm just I'm a bit at that stage in
Speaker 2: my life where I'm like, our house is so full
Speaker 2: of stuff, we don't need any more stuff. Yes, And
Speaker 2: also just the consumer is of it all, and these
Speaker 2: kids are getting things that are like, oh, okay, you've
Speaker 2: already got one of those well, yeah, normal clothes. Don't
Speaker 2: buy me clothes. We've just thrown out four garbage bags
Speaker 2: full of clothes, so please don't.
Speaker 3: Okay, we will.
Speaker 1: Your house on Christmas morning will be bits of plasting
Speaker 1: and all sorts of things everywhere, and a genuine mountain
Speaker 1: of wrapping paper.
Speaker 4: I know, I know.
Speaker 2: Anyway, most Australians will blow almost an entire week's wages
Speaker 2: during the festive season. So new research has shown that
Speaker 2: will probably spend seven hundred and eighty three dollars this Christmas,
Speaker 2: just twenty two dollars shy of the national median personal
Speaker 2: weekly income.
Speaker 3: Wow, there's a lot of coins the whole entire week's
Speaker 3: wage on presents.
Speaker 1: Jeez, you know it's worth it because the kids are
Speaker 1: so grateful, right, they get it and they're super grateful.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Oh look, I don't know. I'm just I
Speaker 2: feel like I.
Speaker 3: Feel like it's important to teach the kid that giving
Speaker 3: back is more important.
Speaker 1: Yes, I reckon, and giving them thirty presents each doesn't
Speaker 1: really teach that, No, at this stage of their lives.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, so my kids really get it.
Speaker 2: As as I speak, my thirteen year old is assembling
Speaker 2: her PowerPoint presentation as to what she wants for.
Speaker 1: Really good, that's nice. And my four year old is
Speaker 1: going to be genuinely pissed off when she doesn't get
Speaker 1: a real baby reindeer of the business. How's that going
Speaker 1: to work? Hey, just before we get to the news
Speaker 1: I produced flat, can you just hit the mic there
Speaker 1: for a second. Yep, can you tell us what the
Speaker 1: temperatures are going to be over the next few days? Okay, yeah, Tomorrow,
Speaker 1: twenty nine Saturday.
Speaker 7: This is just for Adelaide, so it will vary in
Speaker 7: various parts of South Australia. Saturday thirty three Sunday forty degrees.
Speaker 1: We're cracking the four.
Speaker 2: Oh thank you for pointing out, too, genius, that the
Speaker 2: temperature varies across the stage. Are you telling me that
Speaker 2: Udna Dada isn't the same as Adelaide?
Speaker 1: No, because.
Speaker 7: I live in Blackwood near Corimandel Valley and that's always
Speaker 7: two degrees less than Adelaide.
Speaker 1: So it's thirty eight there on Sunday. This is also
Speaker 1: a bloke. This is also a bloke that knows every
Speaker 1: sort of part of South Australia where the temperatures vary.
Speaker 1: Because you put him in the wrong part of South Australia.
Speaker 1: Given the complexion of the red hair, he could catch
Speaker 1: a light.
Speaker 7: Actually, can I can I just take a moment On Sunday,
Speaker 7: I'm going to a BG's tribute concert at Paxton.
Speaker 1: Wines in forty degrees. I will I will melt, I
Speaker 1: will die.
Speaker 3: It's just going to be like a little red puddle
Speaker 3: on the ground.
Speaker 1: The content literally on five