Speaker 1: We got get you the morning every day, adelaides, he's
Speaker 1: out there.
Speaker 2: Sorry, goodness, man had a big burrito.
Speaker 3: That's good to find.
Speaker 4: Let me tell you a really, really crap story. Oh
Speaker 4: that's doing the rounds on social media, and the bloke
Speaker 4: who wrote it insists that it is one hundred percent true. Okay,
Speaker 4: so it comes from a bloke overseas who insists that
Speaker 4: he almost landed his most dream job of all time,
Speaker 4: so much so that it was the last part of
Speaker 4: the interview process. He went into the office to basically
Speaker 4: answer some questions about where he'd like to stay as
Speaker 4: a particular job. He then goes on to talk about
Speaker 4: how they offered him some coffee and that he's a
Speaker 4: tight us so of course he said yes to the coffee.
Speaker 4: It was delicious, he scolded. And then what happens for
Speaker 4: most people after you have a little bit too much coffee.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, you need to have your morning poo.
Speaker 3: So what did he do.
Speaker 4: He went straight to the bathroom and and mine as well.
Speaker 4: The only people in the office him, his boss, and
Speaker 4: one other coworker. He said, he went to the toilet,
Speaker 4: and he admitted that he was able to let it
Speaker 4: all out and there was a lot of excess in
Speaker 4: his system that morning. After going to the bathroom, he
Speaker 4: admired the bathroom and washed his hands. However, he forgot
Speaker 4: to flush the toilet after he was done. A female
Speaker 4: employee complained to her boss, and the employees were forced
Speaker 4: to search for a plunger. A lot of toilet water
Speaker 4: did end up on the bathroom floor. After the man
Speaker 4: finished his paperwork, he gave it to the boss, who
Speaker 4: was not very friendly towards him at all. Yeah, he said,
Speaker 4: I've finished my paperwork, but I've never heard back from
Speaker 4: the MA after I tried to follow up. He since
Speaker 4: blamed the coffee in being distracted by the nice bathroom,
Speaker 4: which had a really nice sliding oak door. If this
Speaker 4: isn't a scene out of Dumb and Dumber, then I'm
Speaker 4: just not reading the room.
Speaker 3: Harry.
Speaker 5: Are you in there right out?
Speaker 3: Hope You're not using the toilet. It's broken. It doesn't
Speaker 3: matter what situation.
Speaker 4: If you don't flush it and someone sees that, there's
Speaker 4: no way that you can take where that image for
Speaker 4: the rest of your life and not directly link it
Speaker 4: to them.
Speaker 2: You scar people.
Speaker 4: You scar people, yes, And there's no way that you
Speaker 4: could leave something in there and someone see it and
Speaker 4: be like, oh that's fine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no way, no, absolutely.
Speaker 6: I guess it's the same situation here at over in
Speaker 6: the mornings because there's no one else in the building.
Speaker 6: So if that was to happen, we can pinpoint exactly
Speaker 6: who you are.
Speaker 3: And that's not pretty, is it?
Speaker 2: I know it would not be pretty. I'm looking at
Speaker 2: you the news.
Speaker 3: Do you know what.
Speaker 4: It's definitely not going to happen here one percent here
Speaker 4: because company policy, which absolutely company policy. It's part of
Speaker 4: our slogans as well. Flush away and your employment will stay.
Speaker 4: We've always said that fill the toilets and over and
Speaker 4: your employment's over, straight from the top.
Speaker 3: That's why I reclaimed bunch.
Speaker 2: You frish hits and flushbacks here it is.
Speaker 3: That's it, jades.
Speaker 4: Let me play one of the most iconic voices of
Speaker 4: all generations.
Speaker 2: Everybody, it's me Mickey Mouse. See you want to come
Speaker 2: inside my clubhouse? Well, all right, let's go.
Speaker 3: We grew up with Mickey Mouse.
Speaker 2: Oh didn't we? God, Mickey Minnie, yes, the whole crew.
Speaker 3: And what do we know? I mean, what's something very
Speaker 3: specific about Mickey Mouse and his voice?
Speaker 2: Very high, very high, pitch, isn't it?
Speaker 3: Yes, very very high pitched.
Speaker 6: Huh.
Speaker 4: Well, guess what, there's a new good tender in town
Speaker 4: for the highest pitched voice on the planet. Sure, can
Speaker 4: I introduce you to Femki Bowl. She's a Netherlands runner
Speaker 4: who broke her own four hundred meters world record at
Speaker 4: the World Indoor Championships on the weekend. Congratulations to her.
Speaker 4: And she was interviewed post race and I think a
Speaker 4: lot of people were kind of surprised that she just
Speaker 4: how high Pitcherr voices.
Speaker 2: Hi, it was amazing.
Speaker 7: I mean it was such a strong razor or running
Speaker 7: so fast, nottipole running into fifties. So I knew I
Speaker 7: had to go out first. I'd lick in front of me,
Speaker 7: so I wanted to be from them. I could hear
Speaker 7: all she was behind me, so I was like, okay,
Speaker 7: this is good. Now we keeps go in. This crowd
Speaker 7: is so amazing.
Speaker 3: There's no, that's not real.
Speaker 2: I just wait to god. You put that.
Speaker 3: It sounds fake, doesn't it? It does sound fake? It does.
Speaker 4: She's a Netherlands athlete. Straight after the half of the race.
Speaker 4: See there you go. It's quite out righteous, isn't He's
Speaker 4: a quick snippet of her again.
Speaker 2: It was amazing.
Speaker 4: It's unbelievable. I love her voice. I want to hear
Speaker 4: her speak again. This isn't me giving her stick. It's
Speaker 4: may go and hang on. Where's Fimky bean?
Speaker 1: Old she is?
Speaker 3: She'll be doing public speaking events, so it's got me
Speaker 3: absolutely locked in. We're speaking.
Speaker 4: The producers are before, and she was like, do you
Speaker 4: know that reminds me of this shrimp from shark.
Speaker 3: Tail's true.
Speaker 2: A baby and I took it over because she passed away,
Speaker 2: and then the baby lost its legs as a bit
Speaker 2: of stump. But I stiff did of my.
Speaker 4: Wifend Fimky this troup Joe's If you don't mind, can
Speaker 4: I take you through my top three voices of all
Speaker 4: the time? Top three? Okay, coming in bronze medal. It's
Speaker 4: got to be Samuel L.
Speaker 3: Jackson. What an iconic voice.
Speaker 6: You shut your face if we want to hear you.
Speaker 5: Talk, I will shut my arm up to work you
Speaker 5: out like a puppet.
Speaker 3: It works, doesn't it. Number two, of course, the great
Speaker 3: Morgan Freeman and headed for the Pacific. Yes, that's nice.
Speaker 6: And he's got a little meditation thing on the calm Yeah.
Speaker 2: Sometimes listen to when you want to go to sleep.
Speaker 3: It's good, isn't it?
Speaker 2: Toss up between him and Harry Stars normally wins Harry.
Speaker 4: Here's two very different directions. Number one voice of all
Speaker 4: time in terms of being most iconic.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right. There's a new boss in town. It's
Speaker 3: Fimky Bar.
Speaker 5: What the fork?
Speaker 3: What the Fork?
Speaker 6: This segment born out of the fact that there's no
Speaker 6: forks in any kitchen, workplace, kitchen ever.
Speaker 2: And so that led to other things.
Speaker 3: What the fork?
Speaker 6: Different additions today is the Beach edition because your mother
Speaker 6: Bindi hot Bindy saw something at the beach that had
Speaker 6: to be seen to be believed.
Speaker 1: That's right.
Speaker 8: I was on the phone to Bindy hot Bindy, my
Speaker 8: mum on Saturday, Hindi.
Speaker 3: We call it Hindi hot Bindy.
Speaker 1: Hindi.
Speaker 8: The mom she called me she was at glenelg having
Speaker 8: lunch with her girlfriends. She was sitting at I can't
Speaker 8: remember which restaurant, but sitting close to the jetty looking
Speaker 8: out over the pristine, beautiful conditions.
Speaker 3: Classic Hindi, classic, classic Hindy.
Speaker 2: Hiky at the Moseley we like to call it.
Speaker 3: At the Beach Club.
Speaker 8: There Yeah, you know when youre talking to someone on
Speaker 8: the phone and you can tell they're completely distracted.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what what is it?
Speaker 8: So sorry? So I'm just looking out of the window
Speaker 8: of the restaurant and there is a bloke standing on
Speaker 8: the end of Glenelg jetty scattering ashes, human ashes into
Speaker 8: the water off the jetty while people are swimming or
Speaker 8: what the fork? Indeed, she said, she generally couldn't take
Speaker 8: her eyes off it, and she was with other friends.
Speaker 8: I could hear her going, look, look, look, am I crazy,
Speaker 8: I should say? And it was a full on even
Speaker 8: in the big jar ashes.
Speaker 6: A full on throw full of imagine just doing a
Speaker 6: suwey off the end of the gel jetty and just
Speaker 6: coppying a nostril full of ashes.
Speaker 8: Said, there was this one swimmer who was quite a
Speaker 8: bit further out, and you could literally see him stop,
Speaker 8: look up, look down and turn around.
Speaker 3: What's going on there? Something?
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 6: I don't think we can top that, but we can try.
Speaker 6: I'm thirteen twenty four to ten.
Speaker 2: What the fork? Did you see at the beach? Interesting one?
Speaker 3: I've seen a couple making love.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's excuse me, very big, your pardon?
Speaker 3: Do you know how I know. Do you know how
Speaker 3: I knew they were making love because it was me.
Speaker 3: It definitely was. Remember the news.
Speaker 9: Year last year and there was a woman on top
Speaker 9: of a man.
Speaker 6: Let's not go into but didn't it wasn't did in
Speaker 6: the video emerge and.
Speaker 2: There was a video emerged.
Speaker 9: I'm pretty sure it all got taken down because people
Speaker 9: there was a bit of backlashes to like that shouldn't
Speaker 9: have been posted because you can literally see her.
Speaker 6: It's just two people displaying their love for each other
Speaker 6: at a public place.
Speaker 3: I mean possibly he was there public place.
Speaker 6: Wait are you saying you were there? Or this was
Speaker 6: a separate occasion.
Speaker 3: It was a separate ocasion. Wasn't there there?
Speaker 4: So my my little incident was down at Maslin's and
Speaker 4: we were just taking the No, I can't even remember
Speaker 4: it was. It was definitely in South Australia. And yeah,
Speaker 4: it wasn't at the main part of the main beach,
Speaker 4: so it wasn't right near Glenelg or Henley. What means
Speaker 4: like in between say West Beach and Henley.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's quite not confronting him. It almost like the.
Speaker 4: Nerve, yeah, nerve for you to do that. Towers think
Speaker 4: they cover up everything you shouldn't be able to see.
Speaker 4: But still still, yeah, we.
Speaker 2: Know what's going on the leaf that Billabong Beach tower,
Speaker 2: do we Yeah?
Speaker 3: I need things spelled out for me.
Speaker 6: Thirteen twenty four to ten. What the Fork the Beach Edition?
Speaker 6: What have you said at the beach? I've seen a
Speaker 6: bloke and I hate this. There is a special place
Speaker 6: in hell for people who smoke at the beach. But I,
Speaker 6: on one occasion saw a bloke smoking a cigar at
Speaker 6: the beach because I think the beach is such a beautiful,
Speaker 6: pristine place. It's my happy place. And then you just
Speaker 6: pollute it with toxics.
Speaker 8: Mate, answer gars, I do nothing about sigars. Aren't they
Speaker 8: like a winter hobby? You know you're not bringing that.
Speaker 9: Down and sit in a room with other men.
Speaker 2: Hobby?
Speaker 4: Yeah, or very are used as a celebratory item in
Speaker 4: American sports when they win big championships.
Speaker 2: So true that beach, but Henley is not the NBA.
Speaker 4: What about this though? What about if it's Michael Jordan's
Speaker 4: smoking a cigaret?
Speaker 2: That's fine.
Speaker 6: He can do whatever he wants wherever he smokes responsibly.
Speaker 6: Thirteen twenty fourteen Give us a buzz this morning.
Speaker 2: What the fork? The beach edition? What have you said
Speaker 2: of the beach?
Speaker 7: Quite?
Speaker 3: What the fork? Fork?
Speaker 1: What the fork?
Speaker 2: The beach edition?
Speaker 6: These are these everyday things that you go what the
Speaker 6: fork is going on there?
Speaker 2: And producers are his?
Speaker 6: Mum watched someone empty an urn of ashes off the
Speaker 6: end of the glenelg Jetty.
Speaker 2: So we thought let's do the beach edition.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not something you say every day.
Speaker 2: No, certainly not.
Speaker 6: Thirteen twenty fourteen is the number if you'd like to
Speaker 6: get involved.
Speaker 1: Hey, Anastasia, good morning, go how are today good?
Speaker 2: Thank you? What the fork? Have you seen at the beach?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 6: My god?
Speaker 3: What the fork?
Speaker 10: I saw two people putting plastic bags in the rocks
Speaker 10: at the top of the sand.
Speaker 3: Oh, come on, what the fork?
Speaker 6: Yeap?
Speaker 10: What the fork?
Speaker 2: So what were they dumping rubbish?
Speaker 10: Yeah, just said rubbish that they had taken to the beach.
Speaker 10: They thought that they you know, instead of walking upstairs
Speaker 10: and putting it in the bin, they would shove it
Speaker 10: behind the rock. So I made them go there, take
Speaker 10: it all out of the rocks and walk them up
Speaker 10: to the binch.
Speaker 4: Oh yes, yes, please can you take us through? Take
Speaker 4: us through the direct conversation you had with these people.
Speaker 2: With the clean, sanitized version, Yes.
Speaker 10: Yeah, like literally it was what are you guys doing?
Speaker 10: Like excuse meat? Turtles and am always live in the ocean.
Speaker 10: This is going to destroy them. You need to collect
Speaker 10: the rubbish and take it upstairs and put it in
Speaker 10: the bin. How would you like me to put a
Speaker 10: garbage bag around your head?
Speaker 2: Yes, exactly.
Speaker 4: At all the turtles, All the turtles are just rear
Speaker 4: their heads from the ocean.
Speaker 6: They're like, yes, like finger the dolphins. That's awesome, Thank you,
Speaker 6: Anastosia Angelica.
Speaker 2: What's the forth? Did you see? The beach?
Speaker 11: A bit of an interesting one. So when I was younger,
Speaker 11: about twelve in Queensland on holiday, I thought a woman
Speaker 11: giving the on the beach.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yep, stocks.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, okay, so she's obviously just gone into labor
Speaker 6: and they've gone it's too late to get to the hospital.
Speaker 11: I don't know if it was planned because there wasn't
Speaker 11: that many people around and she seemed quite calm, but
Speaker 11: she got down and she was breathing.
Speaker 10: When I was younger, I had no idea what was
Speaker 10: going on.
Speaker 1: Later I found out what was.
Speaker 6: Happening soundtrageous so she actually gave birth on the beach.
Speaker 11: Yeah, so she was like lying down kind of in
Speaker 11: the shallow end of the water.
Speaker 10: So I don't know water birth, not sure, but.
Speaker 11: Yeah she was.
Speaker 10: She was pushing.
Speaker 11: I didn't actually see the child come out, but I
Speaker 11: heard the crying. I think I was too traumatized.
Speaker 6: Wow, but yeah, that's ridiculous.
Speaker 4: We were at Anastagia's turtles as well, watching going water
Speaker 4: going on there.
Speaker 2: What the fuck?
Speaker 6: Yeah, Angelica is like looking at this woman going look
Speaker 6: at that, look at the whales brinshing.
Speaker 4: And on top of that as well. No one likes
Speaker 4: to get sand on you in any situation.
Speaker 6: Especially not when you first come into the world.
Speaker 2: That is not fair.
Speaker 4: But I imagine, ladies, it could be your most uncomfortable point
Speaker 4: of your life's giving birth.
Speaker 3: Chuckle of sand on the see what happens, dear.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much to our callers this morning.
Speaker 3: Jade's here's Christian bar from American Psycho. I like to
Speaker 3: do so girls, did you know I'm utterly insane?
Speaker 4: Yes, he's absolutely insane. He's done something very very unusual
Speaker 4: for a celebrity, which we'll talk about after seven o'clock.
Speaker 4: But while we are on the topic of psychos here's
Speaker 4: a headline that didn't surprise me at all. There could
Speaker 4: be far more female psychopaths then previously thought, as I
Speaker 4: mean amongst four beautiful ladies.
Speaker 9: Very careful from the Buttuda advocate, because this right is
Speaker 9: not satirical.
Speaker 4: Well, it's commonly believe that more men are living with
Speaker 4: the condition of psychopathy. One expert believes women are not
Speaker 4: being recognized as often due to their subtle, less obvious behavior.
Speaker 2: So we're smarter psychopaths.
Speaker 3: Well did I say that wrong?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 2: But did a man write this?
Speaker 3: What do you mean? Probably?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, of course I don't think a women did.
Speaker 4: She should be batting for the other women. Finally, it's
Speaker 4: some bloke who's just really having a tough time, isn't it.
Speaker 4: There could be a great deal of female psychopas out there.
Speaker 4: It's just harder to spot them. It's from doctor Clive Body,
Speaker 4: who would have thought he's an expert on psychopaths in
Speaker 4: the corporate world, and he explained that we not be
Speaker 4: able to spot the condition women because their behavior is
Speaker 4: just a little bit more.
Speaker 2: Su See, we're clever about it.
Speaker 3: That's the thing your eyes I reckon, is it what.
Speaker 2: Makes his psychopaths?
Speaker 5: Though?
Speaker 3: Well, I think for you, I reckon for you news
Speaker 3: read abature obsession with our true crime has probably a
Speaker 3: bit of a dead giveaway, hasn't that that? What do
Speaker 3: you mean?
Speaker 4: Your dream is to one day be the subject of
Speaker 4: the podcast.
Speaker 9: Either like first on scene or find them or yeah,
Speaker 9: I don't.
Speaker 12: Want to be the subject of it. I want to
Speaker 12: be I want to solve a crime.
Speaker 7: Do you know?
Speaker 9: I always say how depressing if like someone's going through
Speaker 9: a podcast and your episode comes up and they skip.
Speaker 2: It because it's so interesting.
Speaker 6: So like when you first brought this to our attention,
Speaker 6: I was like, that is ridiculous. Women are not psychopaths.
Speaker 6: But then when I assess you to and you were
Speaker 6: absolute obsession with true crime and the fact that you
Speaker 6: both have to get up at an old godly hour
Speaker 6: and you scare the Bejesus at yourself by listening to
Speaker 6: said podcasts, I think you're onto something okay.
Speaker 4: But also diversion. I'm just being sub classic psychotic behavior.
Speaker 9: If you ask any of my ex boyfriends, they'd agree
Speaker 9: with you. Yeah, wow, psychopath. You know I did this
Speaker 9: morning driving in I've had no sleep because of pink
Speaker 9: last night and I'm listening to a podcast, and then
Speaker 9: I had to shower at work this morning, and I
Speaker 9: honestly thought someone was going to come through that bathroom door.
Speaker 9: I really had this feeling of someone's there at watching me.
Speaker 9: There's no one here, no one that was hazy.
Speaker 3: So you know, it's been very silent. The situation as
Speaker 3: well produces yeah, classic psychotic behavior, just taking it all
Speaker 3: in very subtle.
Speaker 9: You know what the issue is is that we have
Speaker 9: to turn into psychos sometimes because you don't listen number one,
Speaker 9: number two, we ask multiple times for you to do
Speaker 9: things or whatever, and we have to ask you all
Speaker 9: the time to get things done, and that's why we
Speaker 9: change psycho.
Speaker 3: Thank you very much. I do like this haircut. I
Speaker 3: just got it. I think we can all agree that.
Speaker 4: In this team there's a bunch of psychos. Can we
Speaker 4: can we can we aground that wait, hang on, get
Speaker 4: away from me, go get away from me.
Speaker 3: Hey, if you're on there, nice and loose, ready to
Speaker 3: go relax.
Speaker 6: Do you know when songs a song, song, song comes up,
Speaker 6: I have to move my chair because remember that time
Speaker 6: I jumped in the air and landed on the foot
Speaker 6: of the chair and rolled my ankle. I remove all
Speaker 6: physical things from my space when I play.
Speaker 4: This competition felt like a sack of potatoes. Didn't you
Speaker 4: like a big old sack of potato?
Speaker 6: Probably wouldn't have used that comparison, But you are you,
Speaker 6: so you do you?
Speaker 3: What vegetab would you like to be in this particular sack?
Speaker 2: I want to be a skinny piece of celery.
Speaker 3: Thank you, big skinny piece of Good morning to you?
Speaker 3: Produce is good morning?
Speaker 5: Hi?
Speaker 3: Guys?
Speaker 8: Three all very tight?
Speaker 2: Can we get it quite literally?
Speaker 1: A drawer?
Speaker 2: We understand the magnitude.
Speaker 8: Take the lead today, Gratian.
Speaker 3: It's exciting. Could we draw? Though we've had a draw before, it.
Speaker 8: Could be we could say draw. It's going to be
Speaker 8: the same as all ways. So three OV hits and
Speaker 8: throwbacks or chestralized. You've got to guess for Team Hazy today.
Speaker 6: Carry h Kerry and good hell you, I'm good.
Speaker 3: Carry You've chosen the right side. Congratulations first and.
Speaker 8: Foremost, Tim Jody Brook my rocky bye.
Speaker 2: I will try my best.
Speaker 6: I'll try to keep composed, and I'll try to quell
Speaker 6: the anxiety that's swelling in my stomach.
Speaker 8: Be okay, we all have splicking Joones are unwell all right,
Speaker 8: same as always, Best of three, Steady Nerves.
Speaker 3: Song number one, please ago.
Speaker 6: That's young blood By fifty summer it is.
Speaker 3: Sorry, that's young blood By. That's young Blood bye five.
Speaker 8: Oh my gods, in.
Speaker 4: Summer five hundreds of summer.
Speaker 1: It's so key for you to know.
Speaker 2: I'll just go with anything.
Speaker 8: Oh I got so excited, so sorry, that was on.
Speaker 3: Me seconds of summer, the very generous with the summertime.
Speaker 3: What is the right idea? Jakes in It gave the
Speaker 3: lads an extra forty five seconds.
Speaker 8: Well that brings it to one meal a haisy, but
Speaker 8: redemption for both of us.
Speaker 2: Jots in song number two, Song two.
Speaker 1: Bays Johnny, I'll go on, wake me up of ECHI.
Speaker 3: Sharp, very sharp.
Speaker 2: We call it a drip.
Speaker 8: I know I can see it in your eyes. But no,
Speaker 8: we've got to go to the tiebreaker home, all right,
Speaker 8: I know who It's fine.
Speaker 1: Come on.
Speaker 12: Jody's like a dream of vampire Olivia Rodrigue.
Speaker 8: She's one.
Speaker 2: Samp.
Speaker 4: So yeah, Joe's the best moment of your life.
Speaker 3: Jody, there you go, Broke. Congratulations Rookie.
Speaker 1: Brookie.
Speaker 2: We did it, We did it together.
Speaker 8: And Joe's that puts you in the lead for three
Speaker 8: for songs A song song.
Speaker 3: Song, Wow, it's happening, look at you? Oh wow?
Speaker 6: Waits so patronizing, very sharp goodness.
Speaker 2: Rough start with fifty seconds of not good by me.
Speaker 8: But yes, I was just manifesting you win, you welcome.
Speaker 2: That was such a roller coaster because you were like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's right. And then when you disappointed me, sit down.
Speaker 2: That's five.
Speaker 4: The positive come for me is Jody's in a good
Speaker 4: mood now for us.
Speaker 2: To men of gross, there's no doubt about that.
Speaker 3: Excuse me very much.
Speaker 6: And there's some more evidence that's come to light overnight
Speaker 6: about the fact that men are disgusting.
Speaker 3: I'm the exception.
Speaker 2: We'll get to you in just one moment.
Speaker 6: So X nine O two one oh Star Jason Priestley
Speaker 6: has come out and said when he used to live
Speaker 6: with Brad Pitt, Brad would go days and days and
Speaker 6: days and days and days without showering. That have a
Speaker 6: competition to see who could not shower the longest.
Speaker 4: I really, come on, don't because Brad Pitt does it.
Speaker 4: That's all men even I'm going to sit back here
Speaker 4: and be like, oh, what an absolute pig gross just
Speaker 4: to look at you, especially in film, and louis a
Speaker 4: young brad Pitt.
Speaker 6: We all know that you shouer because you do it
Speaker 6: in here. Anyway, that's a whole other story, not just
Speaker 6: that a debate online is raging at the moment because
Speaker 6: the guy's come out and he's revealed to his friend
Speaker 6: that the key to him getting the perfect night's sleep
Speaker 6: is the yellow pillow. So this is a pillow from
Speaker 6: his childhood that has been so molded into his head
Speaker 6: that he can't let it go. However, unfortunately, when you
Speaker 6: sweat or that sweat drips into your pillow and it
Speaker 6: goes yellow, yeap, Oh my god.
Speaker 2: But then the scariest part about this, girls, am I right?
Speaker 6: Is that all the boys piled on and just said,
Speaker 6: oh my god, I can't.
Speaker 2: I cannot get rid of my yellow pillow either.
Speaker 6: One guy said, legit haven't rested comfortably since getting rid
Speaker 6: of the loyal yellow pillow, and another said their life
Speaker 6: has been a downward spiral since they got rid of theirs.
Speaker 3: Yes, I'm actually junior vice president of the Yellow Pillow.
Speaker 6: Yellow pillow is just the tip of the iceberg. Because
Speaker 6: we were having a quick chat when you went around
Speaker 6: this morning.
Speaker 3: I knew it.
Speaker 4: It's the girls stock standard girl's ganging up on poor old,
Speaker 4: little defenseless hazy.
Speaker 2: Just the girls in the room.
Speaker 6: I've got a story for you about something gross that
Speaker 6: happened with you yesterday. But let's just have a quick
Speaker 6: fire go around the rooms. Wow, hazey's gross's habit? Go
Speaker 6: abby from the newsroom. My biggest thing is, yeah, is
Speaker 6: you caring about me too much? My biggest thing is
Speaker 6: the fact that your feet no offense, are absolutely disgusting
Speaker 6: and you just let them out for everyone to see.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 9: Like, either shoes off or you burks on it, just
Speaker 9: like they're so gross, chop them off? No, Like, go
Speaker 9: to the doctors and say I have a fungal infection
Speaker 9: and I need.
Speaker 2: To do it. I will make the appointment for you. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it grosses me.
Speaker 3: I thought it was just me, even though I noticed
Speaker 3: that they're gross. Okay.
Speaker 6: Yeah, And after you go to the doctor and say
Speaker 6: I've got a funel infection. Told you about your toe
Speaker 6: as well, Zoe producers, Zoe might have some feedback.
Speaker 3: For you, loser.
Speaker 8: You even I like, at least four or five times
Speaker 8: a show I can look up from the producer Booth,
Speaker 8: and you're definitely picking your nose. And it's not even
Speaker 8: just a little like quickly get that. It's like a
Speaker 8: third knuckle, because.
Speaker 3: What I would say in my defense, it's not going
Speaker 3: to pick itself.
Speaker 2: It's true. Is it better out than in?
Speaker 11: Right?
Speaker 6: And I guess where we're at it, Producer Am You've
Speaker 6: got some feedback because you sit at a unique angle
Speaker 6: in the studio where you're sort of sitting up high
Speaker 6: and looking down on Hazy.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 12: I have a horrible view of you every morning, but
Speaker 12: most people only see you from the chest up. Joe's
Speaker 12: all these screens are in your way, so you don't
Speaker 12: see it. But the angle that I have is Hazy
Speaker 12: aggressively adjusting himself down below the desk at least five
Speaker 12: or six times a morning.
Speaker 3: I have.
Speaker 12: The worst part is Hazy when you look straight in
Speaker 12: my eyes and you're doing it, that's really uncomfortable.
Speaker 6: Let's go Okay, we'll get end the feedback there. But
Speaker 6: I've just got something for you as well. I went
Speaker 6: to the kitchen yesterday during the show and you were
Speaker 6: in the toilet.
Speaker 2: That's fine that you're I know you're fairly regular about
Speaker 2: these things.
Speaker 6: And you have things to However, I walked past the
Speaker 6: toiler yesterday and all I could hear is, oh, and
Speaker 6: I know that only means one thing, that you're talking
Speaker 6: to Tom Red. And so you came to the studio,
Speaker 6: I said, oh, did ready call you? Tell everyone what happened?
Speaker 4: Well, so I actually went to the tour and I
Speaker 4: didn't know there was someone next to me, and I
Speaker 4: was a bit noisy and that I would usually be,
Speaker 4: and the person next to me somehow I knew it
Speaker 4: was me and called me. I look at my phone.
Speaker 4: It was Tom Red. So we started having a little
Speaker 4: bit of a chat next to each other.
Speaker 9: So you were in the stools next to each other,
Speaker 9: but also on the phone.
Speaker 4: Yes, is a lot going on. Can I just say
Speaker 4: one thing? Can I just say? And this is to
Speaker 4: all you ladies in an over team. Look it's actually
Speaker 4: it's on my Instagram bios. Well, if you can't handle
Speaker 4: me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best.
Speaker 4: Big big cheerio and welcome to all the teachers listening
Speaker 4: this morning. Oh my goodnesses, they do a good job. Yeah,
Speaker 4: sometimes it's it's probably not.
Speaker 6: Rewarded enough when you spend an inordinate amount of time
Speaker 6: with your children. God, you appreciate teachers today because you're like,
Speaker 6: I've got four of them, They've got twenty eight in
Speaker 6: a classroom.
Speaker 3: Good lord, you have to say, right now, they're sitting.
Speaker 3: They just canned down. The day is just rocking back
Speaker 3: and forth on day? Oh my god, what about this?
Speaker 4: A teacher in the US has sparked an online debate
Speaker 4: by sharing a list of thirty two band words in
Speaker 4: her classroom.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she said, her name's miss t.
Speaker 4: If you get caught using these words, you'll write a
Speaker 4: short essay explaining why you chose to use these words
Speaker 4: in an academic setting to express yourselves, basically saying be better.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Do you want to hear some of the.
Speaker 2: Words, Yeah, but forwards you don't want to hear from
Speaker 2: a teacher. Go write an.
Speaker 3: Essay, Yeah, go write an essays for.
Speaker 5: Hang on?
Speaker 3: Is an essay? Two words? Even?
Speaker 4: I know that I made a fast eight. Here's some
Speaker 4: of the words. There's thirty two. Not going to go
Speaker 4: through all them. Number one is brah, excuse.
Speaker 3: Me, bro, that makes sense.
Speaker 4: Number three, which I'm still getting my head around, is
Speaker 4: ooh we ski yee.
Speaker 3: Skie. I'm reliably told is a song by Sexy Red.
Speaker 2: Oh there we go.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Number six is that's cap That's very American, isn't it.
Speaker 4: Number nine, Oh my god, Miss Tea, Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Miss t oh god.
Speaker 4: Number eleven on my Mama. Number twenty was Ganggang twenty seven.
Speaker 4: I'm just trying to imagine kids saying it's in a classroom
Speaker 4: as well. Number twenty seven was Big Dog, So you
Speaker 4: can imagine there's some when Miss t and probably hyper
Speaker 4: intelligent as well, just trying to educate the future. And
Speaker 4: all of a sudden she hears a excuse ye, driver
Speaker 4: around the bend.
Speaker 6: We've got an expression in our home that I can't
Speaker 6: quite get my head around. I'm reliably informed it's from TikTok.
Speaker 6: But there's a lot of this because I obviously live with,
Speaker 6: you know, a lot of girls.
Speaker 2: This one sleek early pop.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, what don't.
Speaker 4: They don't make me dislike your kids, because right there,
Speaker 4: I love them.
Speaker 2: That'll say to me all the time. Slay gurly pop. No,
Speaker 2: what what does that mean? I don't know.
Speaker 6: Slag girlypop, sligh means sort of go off and girly
Speaker 6: pop I think is someone who's pretty cool, like pretty chilled, right,
Speaker 6: has a nice attitude.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, the girls and ages? What are we talking
Speaker 3: to your girls? Once again?
Speaker 6: This is the oldest ones. Oh not even the four
Speaker 6: year old says it? So four ten and twelve.
Speaker 4: Slee gurly pop right, okay, so slagh girly pop band
Speaker 4: in your house.
Speaker 3: Keep it to a minimum.
Speaker 6: I wish, but it's only because I half think that
Speaker 6: they're calling me cool that I allow it to go
Speaker 6: through the keeper.
Speaker 4: What shes Mum's dancing and she has no idea? What's
Speaker 4: going on? Look at the big doll in our house.
Speaker 4: We've banned or references to KFC. The marketing has absolutely
Speaker 4: gripped our kids.
Speaker 6: Right.
Speaker 3: This is a lot of you very casually on the couch.
Speaker 2: It sounds so say, I don't care.
Speaker 3: Do I think that's cool? I genuinely think that's cool.
Speaker 2: It is cool.
Speaker 3: Clues around and say that, Oh.
Speaker 2: That's so sweet. Play that again?
Speaker 7: Please?
Speaker 2: The sounds so say, I don't.
Speaker 3: Tear I like sewing in a shut up and take
Speaker 3: my money as well. I love it.
Speaker 2: How she's like I love it? She doesn't love it,
Speaker 2: she loves it.
Speaker 3: This is the only KFC references accepted in our house.
Speaker 3: How do you think KFC is perfectly reasonable? Question from
Speaker 3: old school back in the day.
Speaker 4: I know sometimes when Henry says something and I'll slightly giggle.
Speaker 2: And he's like, I'm on here, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: And you're.
Speaker 3: Going to hear this for the next two to three months.
Speaker 2: There's a lot of this in our house.
Speaker 6: You can say that in here, but don't say it
Speaker 6: outside the house.
Speaker 4: Trust that they're going to stick to Those already had
Speaker 4: two pieces of toast with vegimi.
Speaker 2: I know, because you left a big mess in the kitchen.
Speaker 4: Yes, thank you for that feedback. That's very very welcome.
Speaker 4: What about this the veggie knife. Veggiemite has released something
Speaker 4: called the veggie Knife. It is a double ended knife
Speaker 4: with one end specifically for butter and the other for veggimi.
Speaker 4: The Vegieknife was born from a Google survey conducted in
Speaker 4: twenty twenty where Veggiemi pulled those who had consumed Veggiemite
Speaker 4: within the four weeks prior and found that fifty eight
Speaker 4: percent of Aussies find unwanted butter in the veggimi char
Speaker 4: And I'll tell you what, I am absolutely one of
Speaker 4: those who's contributing to the unwanted butter category.
Speaker 2: You would be that guy.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you're that guy, and you're up there with the
Speaker 6: guy who doesn't put his trolley back.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the market big time.
Speaker 4: Sometimes I get butter stuck in the trolley and I'll
Speaker 4: leave the trolley like hundreds of meters away.
Speaker 3: Yeah, supermarket. So I've got butter on my face right now,
Speaker 3: there's butter on my elbow.
Speaker 6: So let me let me this how. This is how
Speaker 6: it works. Like one end you dip in your butter
Speaker 6: and then you flip it around, slip around and use
Speaker 6: the other end for the vegemit. Yes, so as there's
Speaker 6: not cross pollination, is that right?
Speaker 4: Can also be used in street fights. But that's not
Speaker 4: what they're marketing. That's a different little hack.
Speaker 2: It's certainly not what we're endorsing either.
Speaker 4: That's what we're talking about. Thirty and twenty four to ten.
Speaker 4: Let's do it. Give us your best life hacks. There's
Speaker 4: some good ones out there. I'm sure you've got a
Speaker 4: couple of good ones.
Speaker 6: Well, the one that I've learned recently, and I can't
Speaker 6: believe I've spent so many years on the planet without
Speaker 6: knowing this.
Speaker 2: But if you've got a jar and you can't open it.
Speaker 6: If you tap on it with a knife or with
Speaker 6: your finger, Suddenly it just goes.
Speaker 2: I don't know what it does. It releases all the
Speaker 2: air and you can just go bop. Oh, and you
Speaker 2: didn't open the jar.
Speaker 3: I did not know that. It's cooling it because for
Speaker 3: all these years, you're probably just getting Greg yeah, and
Speaker 3: Greg's like twisting it and you're like, Greg, you're twisting
Speaker 3: it the wrong way.
Speaker 6: You may get tighter, I know, but also a real
Speaker 6: opportunity for him to flex, like, oh you need a man,
Speaker 6: do you?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Yeah, and just roll off his T shirt just so
Speaker 6: I can see his biceps bold as he opens the jar, Amanda.
Speaker 2: He doesn't need that. I don't need that from him anymore.
Speaker 3: I've got one for you, which I reckon a lot
Speaker 3: of people know.
Speaker 4: But there's still a lot of people who are fascinated
Speaker 4: when we make our breakfast in the kitchen, and that
Speaker 4: is scrambling your eggs in the microwave.
Speaker 2: Oh you love it.
Speaker 3: Did everyone know about this?
Speaker 6: I didn't know about it until I started working with you.
Speaker 6: Absolutely not. And I'm so sad that I've been doing
Speaker 6: breakfast radio for so long and I did not know
Speaker 6: this hack.
Speaker 3: You do a very good job because I think you
Speaker 3: throw a little bit of milk in there as well,
Speaker 3: maybe milk don't.
Speaker 2: Have and a bit of salt and pepper, and away
Speaker 2: you go.
Speaker 3: All of a sudden.
Speaker 4: So for me, three eggs, whisk it up, two minutes
Speaker 4: in the microwave, a bit of chit chat in between there.
Speaker 3: All of a sudden, it's an old microwave.
Speaker 4: Well, I feel the radiation, but then bang, a delicious breakfast.
Speaker 3: It tastes pretty good.
Speaker 6: You throw some beans with ham sauce on that plate
Speaker 6: and a slice of bread and it's literally like.
Speaker 2: You're in a cafe.
Speaker 3: Se you what I'd charge sixteen bucks for that?
Speaker 2: Would?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Absolutely?
Speaker 13: No?
Speaker 4: One's say bucks for the coffee as well, saygurday, I
Speaker 4: have a lata day for an a cafe. Thirteen twenty fourteen.
Speaker 4: Your life hacks some really really good ones out there,
Speaker 4: and to genuinely blow your mind, I'd.
Speaker 2: Love to hear from you.
Speaker 6: You think you're some sort of genius because you've come
Speaker 6: up with a special veggimit hack.
Speaker 4: Yes, finally, Veggimi, the iconic Veggimite, has come up with
Speaker 4: a veggie knife it's a double ended knife, so there's
Speaker 4: no mixture.
Speaker 3: And would you call it cross pollination? Yes, of butter
Speaker 3: and veggiemit save your marriage.
Speaker 4: Could do. It's on cars List my wife. I think
Speaker 4: it's ranked about seven hundred.
Speaker 6: And four things that you do that annoy her. Put
Speaker 6: butter in the veggiemit. So we're taking your calls this morning,
Speaker 6: thirteen twenty four to ten Your life hacks.
Speaker 3: What you got, I'll tell you what.
Speaker 4: I'll tell you who really really rose to the occasion
Speaker 4: when we said the word life hacks.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, and that is producer Emily.
Speaker 2: Good morning, guys.
Speaker 12: I don't really love cooking, but I love finding ways
Speaker 12: to make my life easier.
Speaker 2: So there's a couple that I would just rattle off.
Speaker 12: One of the ones that I've been told is you
Speaker 12: put a teatowel underneath your chopping board so that when
Speaker 12: you're cutting stuff on the bench, it doesn't move around
Speaker 12: and possibly cut your finger.
Speaker 3: Off too much.
Speaker 12: If you're lettuce or sell that you've got in the
Speaker 12: fridge has gone a bit gross, but limp, yeah, a
Speaker 12: bit limp. You can put it in a bowl of
Speaker 12: water and it revives.
Speaker 2: It soaks up the water.
Speaker 3: Don't you start giggling, Abby, what's going on here?
Speaker 12: I can't leave the cues moving right along, And my
Speaker 12: favorite one is, if you cook pasta correctly, you put
Speaker 12: salt in the water when it's boiling, so then before
Speaker 12: you tip the pasta water out, you grab a cup
Speaker 12: of it and then you use that to put in
Speaker 12: your pasta sauce so that it helps stick to the pasta.
Speaker 3: Well, there you go.
Speaker 4: I've got another one for you as well. You know
Speaker 4: how stubborn brown sugar can be. It goes hard really
Speaker 4: really quickly. Yes, throw a couple of marshmallows in there.
Speaker 4: Keep it nice and moist, dead set. I have no
Speaker 4: idea why. I have no idea why.
Speaker 6: So many words in the last few sentences that should
Speaker 6: never be used.
Speaker 4: Just don't let the lettuce and the marshmallow brown sugar
Speaker 4: hang out.
Speaker 2: Disaster.
Speaker 3: Someone's going to need to take a shot.
Speaker 2: Good morning, Shane, give us your life hack.
Speaker 5: Yes, you can also do like the poached eggs too,
Speaker 5: with a bit of boiling water in the microwave too
Speaker 5: as well. Yeah, beauty, get nice and nice and dell
Speaker 5: in the center.
Speaker 3: Nice.
Speaker 6: Wait, sorry, Shane, So you boil the water in the
Speaker 6: kettle first, and then you put the egg in it
Speaker 6: and then in the microwave.
Speaker 5: Either way you can either do hot water if you've
Speaker 5: got a handy, or you just boil it up first.
Speaker 5: Then you put the eggs in there. Yeah, and you
Speaker 5: put them in with a spoon. Yeah, and then yeah,
Speaker 5: you cook them over. I think it's literally like forty
Speaker 5: seconds and they come out beautiful. They look like poached eggs.
Speaker 3: What's incredible? What about this guy, Shane? Are you in
Speaker 3: a relationship?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I am a marriage marriage for fifteen years.
Speaker 2: Well I'm not surprised.
Speaker 3: Can I just say? She's a lucky lady, isn't she?
Speaker 2: What else you got, Shane? Have you got another one?
Speaker 5: You have when you when you cook at a barbecue
Speaker 5: and you got marinated, like your marinated chicken or anything else,
Speaker 5: a bit of baking paper first. It soaks up all
Speaker 5: the marinade into the meat. Rather than on the barbecue plate,
Speaker 5: you finish them off on the barbecue plate. The best,
Speaker 5: the best meat you eat?
Speaker 3: Oh my, well done?
Speaker 4: Because I am that guy who blackens the absolute hell
Speaker 4: out of the chickens and then cleaning up the barbecue afterwards.
Speaker 6: Is a night man and can I say, as a
Speaker 6: woman who's gone to the trouble to go to as
Speaker 6: a supermarket and buy the said chicken when you burn
Speaker 6: it on the barbecue, which was your one.
Speaker 2: Job which to wear the best? Yeah, thank you, Shane.
Speaker 2: Let's go to Bradleaf. Kay, Bradley, Hey, how are you where?
Speaker 12: Good?
Speaker 2: What's your life hack? Please?
Speaker 3: It's a pretty simple one. But anyone that does chop
Speaker 3: up onions and they.
Speaker 7: Get watery eyes or tarry having a bowl of water
Speaker 7: next the way you're.
Speaker 13: Cutting basically all the chemicals, I guess they.
Speaker 5: Go straight to the bottle of water instead of the eyes.
Speaker 3: You're ice beautiful, I know that.
Speaker 4: Hey brother, well we've got you any hacks for someone
Speaker 4: who their right eyes pretty much explode and in half
Speaker 4: of it is completely d Do you know how to
Speaker 4: fix that?
Speaker 2: Thank you?
Speaker 6: Thank you Bradley. Appreciate that at least he didn't say.
Speaker 2: We're a patch.
Speaker 3: Just an idea. Is no such thing as any your
Speaker 3: bad ideas?
Speaker 6: Okay, except for that one, Jane, good morning? What's your
Speaker 6: life hack?
Speaker 13: Good morning everyone. My life hack I discovered when i'd
Speaker 13: been on this planet for half a century, and it
Speaker 13: is essentially the foil and the glad Wrap boxes have
Speaker 13: two fold in flats that you can fold in and
Speaker 13: it holds the role in place so that when you
Speaker 13: pull the foil or the glad wrap out, it doesn't
Speaker 13: fall out.
Speaker 6: Oh you know, when you pull the glad rap out
Speaker 6: hazy and like.
Speaker 2: The whole thing tumbles out.
Speaker 6: At the next minute, You've glad wrapped yourself.
Speaker 3: The battles that I've had with glad wrap and the
Speaker 3: wastage as well.
Speaker 2: What's the scoreline, glad rash.
Speaker 4: I think it's about sixteen to one. Yeah, okay, in
Speaker 4: favor of glad Wrap.
Speaker 2: I never knew that, Jane. That's outstanding.
Speaker 6: So just push it in and it stays in place
Speaker 6: and then you can pull it out without trump.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly so much this morning. Yeah, that's cool, Jane.
Speaker 3: We're just helping each other out with some of these hacks.
Speaker 6: On half of glad lovers everywhere we applaud you, Jane.
Speaker 3: Thank good job.