WEBVTT - How One Clogged Toilet Cost A Man His Job... 0:00:00.560 --> 0:00:09.200 We got get you the morning every day, adelaides, he's 0:00:09.200 --> 0:00:09.600 out there. 0:00:12.360 --> 0:00:14.680 Sorry, goodness, man had a big burrito. 0:00:15.120 --> 0:00:16.040 That's good to find. 0:00:16.360 --> 0:00:19.239 Let me tell you a really, really crap story. Oh 0:00:19.239 --> 0:00:21.760 that's doing the rounds on social media, and the bloke 0:00:21.840 --> 0:00:25.200 who wrote it insists that it is one hundred percent true. Okay, 0:00:25.400 --> 0:00:27.840 so it comes from a bloke overseas who insists that 0:00:27.880 --> 0:00:30.800 he almost landed his most dream job of all time, 0:00:30.920 --> 0:00:32.760 so much so that it was the last part of 0:00:32.800 --> 0:00:36.400 the interview process. He went into the office to basically 0:00:36.640 --> 0:00:38.959 answer some questions about where he'd like to stay as 0:00:38.960 --> 0:00:41.600 a particular job. He then goes on to talk about 0:00:41.600 --> 0:00:43.640 how they offered him some coffee and that he's a 0:00:43.640 --> 0:00:45.680 tight us so of course he said yes to the coffee. 0:00:45.680 --> 0:00:49.000 It was delicious, he scolded. And then what happens for 0:00:49.120 --> 0:00:52.680 most people after you have a little bit too much coffee. 0:00:52.280 --> 0:00:55.120 Well, yeah, you need to have your morning poo. 0:00:56.680 --> 0:00:57.400 So what did he do. 0:00:57.640 --> 0:01:00.800 He went straight to the bathroom and and mine as well. 0:01:01.080 --> 0:01:04.240 The only people in the office him, his boss, and 0:01:04.319 --> 0:01:08.840 one other coworker. He said, he went to the toilet, 0:01:09.560 --> 0:01:11.360 and he admitted that he was able to let it 0:01:11.400 --> 0:01:13.160 all out and there was a lot of excess in 0:01:13.200 --> 0:01:15.800 his system that morning. After going to the bathroom, he 0:01:15.800 --> 0:01:18.720 admired the bathroom and washed his hands. However, he forgot 0:01:18.760 --> 0:01:22.160 to flush the toilet after he was done. A female 0:01:22.200 --> 0:01:25.520 employee complained to her boss, and the employees were forced 0:01:25.520 --> 0:01:31.240 to search for a plunger. A lot of toilet water 0:01:31.640 --> 0:01:33.640 did end up on the bathroom floor. After the man 0:01:33.680 --> 0:01:36.280 finished his paperwork, he gave it to the boss, who 0:01:36.360 --> 0:01:39.280 was not very friendly towards him at all. Yeah, he said, 0:01:39.319 --> 0:01:41.240 I've finished my paperwork, but I've never heard back from 0:01:41.280 --> 0:01:43.400 the MA after I tried to follow up. He since 0:01:43.440 --> 0:01:45.880 blamed the coffee in being distracted by the nice bathroom, 0:01:46.680 --> 0:01:49.800 which had a really nice sliding oak door. If this 0:01:49.840 --> 0:01:51.960 isn't a scene out of Dumb and Dumber, then I'm 0:01:52.000 --> 0:02:00.480 just not reading the room. 0:02:00.800 --> 0:02:01.200 Harry. 0:02:01.400 --> 0:02:02.880 Are you in there right out? 0:02:03.240 --> 0:02:06.120 Hope You're not using the toilet. It's broken. It doesn't 0:02:06.120 --> 0:02:07.080 matter what situation. 0:02:08.040 --> 0:02:11.080 If you don't flush it and someone sees that, there's 0:02:11.160 --> 0:02:13.160 no way that you can take where that image for 0:02:13.200 --> 0:02:15.440 the rest of your life and not directly link it 0:02:15.480 --> 0:02:15.720 to them. 0:02:15.800 --> 0:02:16.680 You scar people. 0:02:16.880 --> 0:02:19.239 You scar people, yes, And there's no way that you 0:02:19.280 --> 0:02:20.920 could leave something in there and someone see it and 0:02:20.919 --> 0:02:21.880 be like, oh that's fine. 0:02:21.960 --> 0:02:24.079 Yeah, no way, no, absolutely. 0:02:25.440 --> 0:02:27.400 I guess it's the same situation here at over in 0:02:27.400 --> 0:02:29.720 the mornings because there's no one else in the building. 0:02:29.840 --> 0:02:32.920 So if that was to happen, we can pinpoint exactly 0:02:33.000 --> 0:02:33.680 who you are. 0:02:34.560 --> 0:02:35.600 And that's not pretty, is it? 0:02:35.680 --> 0:02:37.640 I know it would not be pretty. I'm looking at 0:02:37.680 --> 0:02:40.480 you the news. 0:02:40.760 --> 0:02:41.040 Do you know what. 0:02:41.080 --> 0:02:43.240 It's definitely not going to happen here one percent here 0:02:43.240 --> 0:02:46.480 because company policy, which absolutely company policy. It's part of 0:02:46.480 --> 0:02:49.400 our slogans as well. Flush away and your employment will stay. 0:02:49.720 --> 0:02:52.240 We've always said that fill the toilets and over and 0:02:52.280 --> 0:02:55.280 your employment's over, straight from the top. 0:02:55.760 --> 0:02:57.080 That's why I reclaimed bunch. 0:02:56.919 --> 0:02:58.560 You frish hits and flushbacks here it is. 0:02:58.600 --> 0:03:01.519 That's it, jades. 0:03:01.600 --> 0:03:04.120 Let me play one of the most iconic voices of 0:03:04.200 --> 0:03:04.960 all generations. 0:03:05.440 --> 0:03:08.360 Everybody, it's me Mickey Mouse. See you want to come 0:03:08.400 --> 0:03:11.840 inside my clubhouse? Well, all right, let's go. 0:03:12.520 --> 0:03:13.520 We grew up with Mickey Mouse. 0:03:13.560 --> 0:03:16.880 Oh didn't we? God, Mickey Minnie, yes, the whole crew. 0:03:17.040 --> 0:03:18.720 And what do we know? I mean, what's something very 0:03:18.760 --> 0:03:20.760 specific about Mickey Mouse and his voice? 0:03:20.840 --> 0:03:22.720 Very high, very high, pitch, isn't it? 0:03:22.760 --> 0:03:24.240 Yes, very very high pitched. 0:03:24.400 --> 0:03:24.560 Huh. 0:03:25.040 --> 0:03:27.160 Well, guess what, there's a new good tender in town 0:03:27.520 --> 0:03:31.600 for the highest pitched voice on the planet. Sure, can 0:03:32.480 --> 0:03:36.120 I introduce you to Femki Bowl. She's a Netherlands runner 0:03:36.120 --> 0:03:38.640 who broke her own four hundred meters world record at 0:03:38.640 --> 0:03:42.560 the World Indoor Championships on the weekend. Congratulations to her. 0:03:42.640 --> 0:03:45.440 And she was interviewed post race and I think a 0:03:45.440 --> 0:03:47.920 lot of people were kind of surprised that she just 0:03:48.000 --> 0:03:49.000 how high Pitcherr voices. 0:03:49.080 --> 0:03:49.920 Hi, it was amazing. 0:03:49.960 --> 0:03:52.960 I mean it was such a strong razor or running 0:03:53.040 --> 0:03:55.280 so fast, nottipole running into fifties. So I knew I 0:03:55.320 --> 0:03:57.360 had to go out first. I'd lick in front of me, 0:03:57.440 --> 0:03:59.680 so I wanted to be from them. I could hear 0:03:59.720 --> 0:04:01.640 all she was behind me, so I was like, okay, 0:04:01.800 --> 0:04:04.160 this is good. Now we keeps go in. This crowd 0:04:04.280 --> 0:04:04.920 is so amazing. 0:04:06.680 --> 0:04:08.040 There's no, that's not real. 0:04:10.760 --> 0:04:12.640 I just wait to god. You put that. 0:04:13.720 --> 0:04:17.360 It sounds fake, doesn't it? It does sound fake? It does. 0:04:18.279 --> 0:04:22.680 She's a Netherlands athlete. Straight after the half of the race. 0:04:23.320 --> 0:04:26.320 See there you go. It's quite out righteous, isn't He's 0:04:26.320 --> 0:04:27.279 a quick snippet of her again. 0:04:27.520 --> 0:04:28.239 It was amazing. 0:04:32.520 --> 0:04:35.960 It's unbelievable. I love her voice. I want to hear 0:04:36.000 --> 0:04:39.000 her speak again. This isn't me giving her stick. It's 0:04:39.000 --> 0:04:41.039 may go and hang on. Where's Fimky bean? 0:04:41.160 --> 0:04:41.880 Old she is? 0:04:42.880 --> 0:04:45.120 She'll be doing public speaking events, so it's got me 0:04:45.200 --> 0:04:47.239 absolutely locked in. We're speaking. 0:04:47.240 --> 0:04:48.880 The producers are before, and she was like, do you 0:04:48.880 --> 0:04:51.680 know that reminds me of this shrimp from shark. 0:04:51.480 --> 0:04:52.440 Tail's true. 0:04:54.560 --> 0:04:57.599 A baby and I took it over because she passed away, 0:04:57.960 --> 0:05:01.680 and then the baby lost its legs as a bit 0:05:01.760 --> 0:05:04.040 of stump. But I stiff did of my. 0:05:04.080 --> 0:05:08.159 Wifend Fimky this troup Joe's If you don't mind, can 0:05:08.160 --> 0:05:10.120 I take you through my top three voices of all 0:05:10.160 --> 0:05:13.800 the time? Top three? Okay, coming in bronze medal. It's 0:05:13.800 --> 0:05:14.560 got to be Samuel L. 0:05:14.640 --> 0:05:16.520 Jackson. What an iconic voice. 0:05:17.080 --> 0:05:19.560 You shut your face if we want to hear you. 0:05:19.560 --> 0:05:21.960 Talk, I will shut my arm up to work you 0:05:22.040 --> 0:05:22.760 out like a puppet. 0:05:22.760 --> 0:05:25.760 It works, doesn't it. Number two, of course, the great 0:05:25.760 --> 0:05:30.520 Morgan Freeman and headed for the Pacific. Yes, that's nice. 0:05:30.680 --> 0:05:35.160 And he's got a little meditation thing on the calm Yeah. 0:05:35.680 --> 0:05:37.280 Sometimes listen to when you want to go to sleep. 0:05:37.279 --> 0:05:38.000 It's good, isn't it? 0:05:38.000 --> 0:05:41.159 Toss up between him and Harry Stars normally wins Harry. 0:05:41.160 --> 0:05:44.040 Here's two very different directions. Number one voice of all 0:05:44.080 --> 0:05:45.640 time in terms of being most iconic. 0:05:48.720 --> 0:05:50.920 Yeah, that's right. There's a new boss in town. It's 0:05:50.960 --> 0:05:51.440 Fimky Bar. 0:05:56.520 --> 0:05:57.520 What the fork? 0:05:57.640 --> 0:05:59.560 What the Fork? 0:06:00.880 --> 0:06:02.919 This segment born out of the fact that there's no 0:06:02.960 --> 0:06:05.200 forks in any kitchen, workplace, kitchen ever. 0:06:05.400 --> 0:06:06.920 And so that led to other things. 0:06:06.920 --> 0:06:07.360 What the fork? 0:06:07.440 --> 0:06:11.000 Different additions today is the Beach edition because your mother 0:06:11.120 --> 0:06:15.760 Bindi hot Bindy saw something at the beach that had 0:06:15.760 --> 0:06:16.839 to be seen to be believed. 0:06:16.880 --> 0:06:17.280 That's right. 0:06:17.320 --> 0:06:19.680 I was on the phone to Bindy hot Bindy, my 0:06:19.760 --> 0:06:22.240 mum on Saturday, Hindi. 0:06:22.360 --> 0:06:23.960 We call it Hindi hot Bindy. 0:06:26.000 --> 0:06:26.240 Hindi. 0:06:26.320 --> 0:06:29.040 The mom she called me she was at glenelg having 0:06:29.120 --> 0:06:32.120 lunch with her girlfriends. She was sitting at I can't 0:06:32.160 --> 0:06:34.640 remember which restaurant, but sitting close to the jetty looking 0:06:34.680 --> 0:06:36.440 out over the pristine, beautiful conditions. 0:06:36.520 --> 0:06:39.000 Classic Hindi, classic, classic Hindy. 0:06:39.240 --> 0:06:41.720 Hiky at the Moseley we like to call it. 0:06:41.760 --> 0:06:42.480 At the Beach Club. 0:06:42.480 --> 0:06:45.160 There Yeah, you know when youre talking to someone on 0:06:45.200 --> 0:06:46.760 the phone and you can tell they're completely distracted. 0:06:46.920 --> 0:06:48.560 Yeah, what what is it? 0:06:49.400 --> 0:06:52.279 So sorry? So I'm just looking out of the window 0:06:52.320 --> 0:06:54.560 of the restaurant and there is a bloke standing on 0:06:54.600 --> 0:07:00.320 the end of Glenelg jetty scattering ashes, human ashes into 0:07:00.360 --> 0:07:05.160 the water off the jetty while people are swimming or 0:07:05.400 --> 0:07:08.240 what the fork? Indeed, she said, she generally couldn't take 0:07:08.240 --> 0:07:09.640 her eyes off it, and she was with other friends. 0:07:09.640 --> 0:07:12.000 I could hear her going, look, look, look, am I crazy, 0:07:12.000 --> 0:07:14.480 I should say? And it was a full on even 0:07:14.480 --> 0:07:17.040 in the big jar ashes. 0:07:16.800 --> 0:07:20.600 A full on throw full of imagine just doing a 0:07:20.640 --> 0:07:23.000 suwey off the end of the gel jetty and just 0:07:23.040 --> 0:07:25.120 coppying a nostril full of ashes. 0:07:25.600 --> 0:07:27.320 Said, there was this one swimmer who was quite a 0:07:27.360 --> 0:07:29.680 bit further out, and you could literally see him stop, 0:07:29.800 --> 0:07:32.320 look up, look down and turn around. 0:07:34.320 --> 0:07:38.720 What's going on there? Something? 0:07:41.360 --> 0:07:41.640 Wow? 0:07:41.880 --> 0:07:43.720 I don't think we can top that, but we can try. 0:07:44.240 --> 0:07:45.720 I'm thirteen twenty four to ten. 0:07:45.840 --> 0:07:49.440 What the fork? Did you see at the beach? Interesting one? 0:07:49.480 --> 0:07:50.720 I've seen a couple making love. 0:07:51.240 --> 0:07:54.760 Yeah, that's excuse me, very big, your pardon? 0:07:55.480 --> 0:07:56.640 Do you know how I know. Do you know how 0:07:56.640 --> 0:07:58.720 I knew they were making love because it was me. 0:08:03.760 --> 0:08:06.120 It definitely was. Remember the news. 0:08:07.160 --> 0:08:09.800 Year last year and there was a woman on top 0:08:09.840 --> 0:08:10.840 of a man. 0:08:11.200 --> 0:08:13.160 Let's not go into but didn't it wasn't did in 0:08:13.240 --> 0:08:14.200 the video emerge and. 0:08:14.240 --> 0:08:15.280 There was a video emerged. 0:08:15.320 --> 0:08:17.160 I'm pretty sure it all got taken down because people 0:08:17.160 --> 0:08:18.920 there was a bit of backlashes to like that shouldn't 0:08:18.920 --> 0:08:20.920 have been posted because you can literally see her. 0:08:21.960 --> 0:08:26.680 It's just two people displaying their love for each other 0:08:26.680 --> 0:08:27.480 at a public place. 0:08:27.560 --> 0:08:30.520 I mean possibly he was there public place. 0:08:32.080 --> 0:08:33.760 Wait are you saying you were there? Or this was 0:08:33.760 --> 0:08:34.480 a separate occasion. 0:08:34.520 --> 0:08:35.920 It was a separate ocasion. Wasn't there there? 0:08:36.679 --> 0:08:39.080 So my my little incident was down at Maslin's and 0:08:39.080 --> 0:08:42.280 we were just taking the No, I can't even remember 0:08:42.280 --> 0:08:45.520 it was. It was definitely in South Australia. And yeah, 0:08:45.559 --> 0:08:47.520 it wasn't at the main part of the main beach, 0:08:47.559 --> 0:08:50.280 so it wasn't right near Glenelg or Henley. What means 0:08:50.320 --> 0:08:53.880 like in between say West Beach and Henley. 0:08:54.080 --> 0:08:56.719 Yeah, it's quite not confronting him. It almost like the. 0:08:56.720 --> 0:09:00.160 Nerve, yeah, nerve for you to do that. Towers think 0:09:00.160 --> 0:09:01.840 they cover up everything you shouldn't be able to see. 0:09:01.840 --> 0:09:03.600 But still still, yeah, we. 0:09:04.000 --> 0:09:07.319 Know what's going on the leaf that Billabong Beach tower, 0:09:07.480 --> 0:09:08.240 do we Yeah? 0:09:08.480 --> 0:09:09.800 I need things spelled out for me. 0:09:12.200 --> 0:09:14.760 Thirteen twenty four to ten. What the Fork the Beach Edition? 0:09:14.880 --> 0:09:16.840 What have you said at the beach? I've seen a 0:09:16.960 --> 0:09:19.800 bloke and I hate this. There is a special place 0:09:19.800 --> 0:09:22.400 in hell for people who smoke at the beach. But I, 0:09:22.520 --> 0:09:25.280 on one occasion saw a bloke smoking a cigar at 0:09:25.320 --> 0:09:28.160 the beach because I think the beach is such a beautiful, 0:09:28.200 --> 0:09:31.240 pristine place. It's my happy place. And then you just 0:09:31.400 --> 0:09:33.040 pollute it with toxics. 0:09:33.120 --> 0:09:35.400 Mate, answer gars, I do nothing about sigars. Aren't they 0:09:35.440 --> 0:09:38.319 like a winter hobby? You know you're not bringing that. 0:09:38.280 --> 0:09:42.080 Down and sit in a room with other men. 0:09:42.240 --> 0:09:43.200 Hobby? 0:09:43.280 --> 0:09:46.320 Yeah, or very are used as a celebratory item in 0:09:46.400 --> 0:09:48.520 American sports when they win big championships. 0:09:48.559 --> 0:09:51.439 So true that beach, but Henley is not the NBA. 0:09:51.800 --> 0:09:54.319 What about this though? What about if it's Michael Jordan's 0:09:54.320 --> 0:09:55.000 smoking a cigaret? 0:09:55.120 --> 0:09:55.680 That's fine. 0:09:56.400 --> 0:09:59.760 He can do whatever he wants wherever he smokes responsibly. 0:10:01.000 --> 0:10:02.920 Thirteen twenty fourteen Give us a buzz this morning. 0:10:02.920 --> 0:10:04.720 What the fork? The beach edition? What have you said 0:10:04.720 --> 0:10:05.080 of the beach? 0:10:06.520 --> 0:10:06.760 Quite? 0:10:07.679 --> 0:10:09.559 What the fork? Fork? 0:10:11.120 --> 0:10:11.640 What the fork? 0:10:11.840 --> 0:10:12.640 The beach edition? 0:10:12.800 --> 0:10:14.560 These are these everyday things that you go what the 0:10:14.600 --> 0:10:15.600 fork is going on there? 0:10:15.679 --> 0:10:17.000 And producers are his? 0:10:17.200 --> 0:10:21.760 Mum watched someone empty an urn of ashes off the 0:10:21.920 --> 0:10:23.240 end of the glenelg Jetty. 0:10:23.400 --> 0:10:24.840 So we thought let's do the beach edition. 0:10:25.080 --> 0:10:27.720 Yeah, it's not something you say every day. 0:10:27.679 --> 0:10:28.960 No, certainly not. 0:10:29.559 --> 0:10:31.560 Thirteen twenty fourteen is the number if you'd like to 0:10:31.600 --> 0:10:32.400 get involved. 0:10:32.480 --> 0:10:35.280 Hey, Anastasia, good morning, go how are today good? 0:10:35.480 --> 0:10:38.000 Thank you? What the fork? Have you seen at the beach? 0:10:38.400 --> 0:10:38.520 Oh? 0:10:38.600 --> 0:10:38.960 My god? 0:10:39.000 --> 0:10:39.640 What the fork? 0:10:40.080 --> 0:10:43.880 I saw two people putting plastic bags in the rocks 0:10:43.960 --> 0:10:45.120 at the top of the sand. 0:10:45.400 --> 0:10:48.160 Oh, come on, what the fork? 0:10:48.720 --> 0:10:48.920 Yeap? 0:10:48.960 --> 0:10:50.160 What the fork? 0:10:50.559 --> 0:10:52.480 So what were they dumping rubbish? 0:10:53.160 --> 0:10:55.520 Yeah, just said rubbish that they had taken to the beach. 0:10:55.679 --> 0:10:57.640 They thought that they you know, instead of walking upstairs 0:10:57.679 --> 0:10:59.560 and putting it in the bin, they would shove it 0:10:59.600 --> 0:11:01.880 behind the rock. So I made them go there, take 0:11:01.880 --> 0:11:03.520 it all out of the rocks and walk them up 0:11:03.559 --> 0:11:04.040 to the binch. 0:11:04.160 --> 0:11:07.480 Oh yes, yes, please can you take us through? Take 0:11:07.559 --> 0:11:10.000 us through the direct conversation you had with these people. 0:11:09.800 --> 0:11:11.960 With the clean, sanitized version, Yes. 0:11:11.880 --> 0:11:14.320 Yeah, like literally it was what are you guys doing? 0:11:14.520 --> 0:11:18.160 Like excuse meat? Turtles and am always live in the ocean. 0:11:18.320 --> 0:11:21.120 This is going to destroy them. You need to collect 0:11:21.160 --> 0:11:23.200 the rubbish and take it upstairs and put it in 0:11:23.240 --> 0:11:26.400 the bin. How would you like me to put a 0:11:26.400 --> 0:11:27.760 garbage bag around your head? 0:11:28.040 --> 0:11:29.080 Yes, exactly. 0:11:29.520 --> 0:11:31.760 At all the turtles, All the turtles are just rear 0:11:31.800 --> 0:11:32.560 their heads from the ocean. 0:11:32.600 --> 0:11:39.240 They're like, yes, like finger the dolphins. That's awesome, Thank you, 0:11:39.280 --> 0:11:41.320 Anastosia Angelica. 0:11:41.480 --> 0:11:42.920 What's the forth? Did you see? The beach? 0:11:43.200 --> 0:11:45.840 A bit of an interesting one. So when I was younger, 0:11:45.880 --> 0:11:48.960 about twelve in Queensland on holiday, I thought a woman 0:11:49.000 --> 0:11:50.160 giving the on the beach. 0:11:50.480 --> 0:11:52.520 Yeah, yep, stocks. 0:11:54.400 --> 0:12:00.000 Yeah, yeah, okay, so she's obviously just gone into labor 0:12:00.080 --> 0:12:02.360 and they've gone it's too late to get to the hospital. 0:12:03.440 --> 0:12:06.360 I don't know if it was planned because there wasn't 0:12:06.360 --> 0:12:09.000 that many people around and she seemed quite calm, but 0:12:09.240 --> 0:12:10.960 she got down and she was breathing. 0:12:11.000 --> 0:12:12.280 When I was younger, I had no idea what was 0:12:12.320 --> 0:12:12.640 going on. 0:12:12.960 --> 0:12:15.400 Later I found out what was. 0:12:15.400 --> 0:12:21.440 Happening soundtrageous so she actually gave birth on the beach. 0:12:22.559 --> 0:12:25.760 Yeah, so she was like lying down kind of in 0:12:25.760 --> 0:12:27.520 the shallow end of the water. 0:12:27.760 --> 0:12:30.160 So I don't know water birth, not sure, but. 0:12:30.920 --> 0:12:31.640 Yeah she was. 0:12:31.760 --> 0:12:32.520 She was pushing. 0:12:32.679 --> 0:12:35.960 I didn't actually see the child come out, but I 0:12:36.000 --> 0:12:38.360 heard the crying. I think I was too traumatized. 0:12:38.520 --> 0:12:43.200 Wow, but yeah, that's ridiculous. 0:12:43.240 --> 0:12:47.839 We were at Anastagia's turtles as well, watching going water 0:12:48.040 --> 0:12:48.880 going on there. 0:12:49.679 --> 0:12:50.439 What the fuck? 0:12:50.960 --> 0:12:54.080 Yeah, Angelica is like looking at this woman going look 0:12:54.080 --> 0:12:56.360 at that, look at the whales brinshing. 0:12:58.240 --> 0:13:00.280 And on top of that as well. No one likes 0:13:00.320 --> 0:13:02.400 to get sand on you in any situation. 0:13:02.040 --> 0:13:04.000 Especially not when you first come into the world. 0:13:04.040 --> 0:13:04.880 That is not fair. 0:13:04.960 --> 0:13:08.640 But I imagine, ladies, it could be your most uncomfortable point 0:13:08.679 --> 0:13:09.920 of your life's giving birth. 0:13:10.400 --> 0:13:14.240 Chuckle of sand on the see what happens, dear. 0:13:14.520 --> 0:13:16.240 Thank you so much to our callers this morning. 0:13:16.760 --> 0:13:19.160 Jade's here's Christian bar from American Psycho. I like to 0:13:19.200 --> 0:13:21.520 do so girls, did you know I'm utterly insane? 0:13:21.760 --> 0:13:26.720 Yes, he's absolutely insane. He's done something very very unusual 0:13:27.240 --> 0:13:30.280 for a celebrity, which we'll talk about after seven o'clock. 0:13:30.440 --> 0:13:33.320 But while we are on the topic of psychos here's 0:13:33.360 --> 0:13:35.640 a headline that didn't surprise me at all. There could 0:13:35.720 --> 0:13:43.120 be far more female psychopaths then previously thought, as I 0:13:43.160 --> 0:13:45.880 mean amongst four beautiful ladies. 0:13:46.200 --> 0:13:49.480 Very careful from the Buttuda advocate, because this right is 0:13:49.679 --> 0:13:50.480 not satirical. 0:13:50.840 --> 0:13:53.280 Well, it's commonly believe that more men are living with 0:13:53.320 --> 0:13:57.920 the condition of psychopathy. One expert believes women are not 0:13:57.960 --> 0:14:01.679 being recognized as often due to their subtle, less obvious behavior. 0:14:01.960 --> 0:14:03.400 So we're smarter psychopaths. 0:14:03.760 --> 0:14:04.840 Well did I say that wrong? 0:14:05.000 --> 0:14:05.120 No? 0:14:05.200 --> 0:14:06.200 But did a man write this? 0:14:06.400 --> 0:14:07.440 What do you mean? Probably? 0:14:07.600 --> 0:14:09.680 Yeah, yeah, of course I don't think a women did. 0:14:09.720 --> 0:14:12.439 She should be batting for the other women. Finally, it's 0:14:12.480 --> 0:14:14.920 some bloke who's just really having a tough time, isn't it. 0:14:15.240 --> 0:14:17.280 There could be a great deal of female psychopas out there. 0:14:17.320 --> 0:14:21.400 It's just harder to spot them. It's from doctor Clive Body, 0:14:22.360 --> 0:14:25.680 who would have thought he's an expert on psychopaths in 0:14:25.720 --> 0:14:27.760 the corporate world, and he explained that we not be 0:14:27.760 --> 0:14:30.680 able to spot the condition women because their behavior is 0:14:31.240 --> 0:14:32.840 just a little bit more. 0:14:32.720 --> 0:14:34.640 Su See, we're clever about it. 0:14:34.720 --> 0:14:37.760 That's the thing your eyes I reckon, is it what. 0:14:37.720 --> 0:14:38.920 Makes his psychopaths? 0:14:38.920 --> 0:14:39.160 Though? 0:14:39.280 --> 0:14:41.680 Well, I think for you, I reckon for you news 0:14:41.720 --> 0:14:44.680 read abature obsession with our true crime has probably a 0:14:44.680 --> 0:14:46.480 bit of a dead giveaway, hasn't that that? What do 0:14:46.560 --> 0:14:46.880 you mean? 0:14:47.560 --> 0:14:50.760 Your dream is to one day be the subject of 0:14:50.760 --> 0:14:53.240 the podcast. 0:14:55.480 --> 0:14:58.520 Either like first on scene or find them or yeah, 0:14:58.520 --> 0:14:59.000 I don't. 0:14:58.800 --> 0:15:00.280 Want to be the subject of it. I want to 0:15:00.280 --> 0:15:01.320 be I want to solve a crime. 0:15:01.360 --> 0:15:01.560 Do you know? 0:15:01.520 --> 0:15:03.840 I always say how depressing if like someone's going through 0:15:03.880 --> 0:15:06.119 a podcast and your episode comes up and they skip. 0:15:05.880 --> 0:15:07.240 It because it's so interesting. 0:15:08.720 --> 0:15:11.600 So like when you first brought this to our attention, 0:15:11.760 --> 0:15:15.000 I was like, that is ridiculous. Women are not psychopaths. 0:15:15.080 --> 0:15:18.960 But then when I assess you to and you were 0:15:19.000 --> 0:15:22.320 absolute obsession with true crime and the fact that you 0:15:22.360 --> 0:15:24.520 both have to get up at an old godly hour 0:15:24.720 --> 0:15:27.160 and you scare the Bejesus at yourself by listening to 0:15:27.200 --> 0:15:30.200 said podcasts, I think you're onto something okay. 0:15:29.960 --> 0:15:36.920 But also diversion. I'm just being sub classic psychotic behavior. 0:15:37.000 --> 0:15:39.160 If you ask any of my ex boyfriends, they'd agree 0:15:39.160 --> 0:15:41.360 with you. Yeah, wow, psychopath. You know I did this 0:15:41.400 --> 0:15:43.360 morning driving in I've had no sleep because of pink 0:15:43.440 --> 0:15:45.680 last night and I'm listening to a podcast, and then 0:15:45.680 --> 0:15:48.000 I had to shower at work this morning, and I 0:15:48.080 --> 0:15:51.360 honestly thought someone was going to come through that bathroom door. 0:15:51.400 --> 0:15:53.480 I really had this feeling of someone's there at watching me. 0:15:53.520 --> 0:15:55.080 There's no one here, no one that was hazy. 0:15:55.640 --> 0:15:58.920 So you know, it's been very silent. The situation as 0:15:58.960 --> 0:16:04.280 well produces yeah, classic psychotic behavior, just taking it all 0:16:04.320 --> 0:16:05.640 in very subtle. 0:16:05.680 --> 0:16:07.120 You know what the issue is is that we have 0:16:07.200 --> 0:16:11.480 to turn into psychos sometimes because you don't listen number one, 0:16:12.400 --> 0:16:15.280 number two, we ask multiple times for you to do 0:16:15.320 --> 0:16:19.320 things or whatever, and we have to ask you all 0:16:19.320 --> 0:16:21.320 the time to get things done, and that's why we 0:16:21.400 --> 0:16:21.880 change psycho. 0:16:22.040 --> 0:16:23.920 Thank you very much. I do like this haircut. I 0:16:24.000 --> 0:16:27.640 just got it. I think we can all agree that. 0:16:27.600 --> 0:16:29.680 In this team there's a bunch of psychos. Can we 0:16:29.680 --> 0:16:32.440 can we can we aground that wait, hang on, get 0:16:32.440 --> 0:16:50.600 away from me, go get away from me. 0:16:53.560 --> 0:16:55.360 Hey, if you're on there, nice and loose, ready to 0:16:55.440 --> 0:16:55.960 go relax. 0:16:56.040 --> 0:16:57.920 Do you know when songs a song, song, song comes up, 0:16:57.960 --> 0:16:59.840 I have to move my chair because remember that time 0:17:00.400 --> 0:17:02.880 I jumped in the air and landed on the foot 0:17:02.920 --> 0:17:06.520 of the chair and rolled my ankle. I remove all 0:17:06.640 --> 0:17:08.720 physical things from my space when I play. 0:17:08.800 --> 0:17:11.159 This competition felt like a sack of potatoes. Didn't you 0:17:11.640 --> 0:17:13.000 like a big old sack of potato? 0:17:13.000 --> 0:17:16.240 Probably wouldn't have used that comparison, But you are you, 0:17:16.520 --> 0:17:17.359 so you do you? 0:17:17.480 --> 0:17:19.560 What vegetab would you like to be in this particular sack? 0:17:19.640 --> 0:17:21.320 I want to be a skinny piece of celery. 0:17:21.320 --> 0:17:27.960 Thank you, big skinny piece of Good morning to you? 0:17:28.040 --> 0:17:29.439 Produce is good morning? 0:17:30.720 --> 0:17:30.800 Hi? 0:17:30.920 --> 0:17:31.200