Speaker 1: Hi, you sexy cans how.
Speaker 2: To day Hello?
Speaker 1: I never want to back it up with I couldn't
Speaker 1: not sing now though it's too unc you can form
Speaker 1: me just to come and go hello everyone, Like I
Speaker 1: just can't.
Speaker 2: Hey, how's this?
Speaker 1: So I've barely been leaving the house because for a
Speaker 1: lot of you listen to the podcast I did with
Speaker 1: Brook around chronic health, will know that I'm suffering with
Speaker 1: severe chronic, debilitating migraine. So I don't do much at
Speaker 1: the moment on top of having three kids and just
Speaker 1: you know, fucking life. So I'm in my trackies all
Speaker 1: the time, like all the time. If I'm not in
Speaker 1: workout gear. If I feel okay, I'm like great, i
Speaker 1: can go and do pilates and then I'll stay in
Speaker 1: my leggings all day.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Otherwise I'm in trackies. Right, And we're converting our garage
Speaker 1: into another I told you a while or ago other
Speaker 1: living space, the living room, so we've had trade is
Speaker 1: here all the time, right, So all they see me
Speaker 1: in is trackies constantly in trackies. The other day I
Speaker 1: put on jeans. It was a good day, got the
Speaker 1: jeens on. I walk outside the painter's like.
Speaker 3: Oh, look, at you all dold that that isn't embarrassing
Speaker 3: for no reason when someone comments on something you've changed,
Speaker 3: or when you try when you do something, it makes
Speaker 3: you so self conscious.
Speaker 2: Oh and then I just had to quickly justified it.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, I know in my tracks all the time,
Speaker 1: I'm not really working at the moment, and la, la la,
Speaker 1: I wanted to die. I thought, how low is my
Speaker 1: benchmark that the fucking painter can tell when I've got
Speaker 1: jeens on and I'm out of trackies?
Speaker 2: You know what? My son, he says that to me
Speaker 2: a lot, like I'll put makeup on and stuff to
Speaker 2: do this, Yeah, which is so good. Did you normally
Speaker 2: put on makeup if I'm just around the house? Not usually. No,
Speaker 2: I've got nowhere to go, and Luke will say to me, oh,
Speaker 2: where are you going today? And I'm like why because
Speaker 2: you know, you've got jeans on, And I'm like, as
Speaker 2: opposed to my ipe wear bloody pajama pants around the house, Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's and you know, and then when you do put
Speaker 2: the jeans on, they feel terrible.
Speaker 1: I hate the feeling of jeans. But it is such
Speaker 1: a difference. I remember somebody saying dress for what you
Speaker 1: want your day to be. And at the moment, I'm like, Hoobo,
Speaker 1: this is grim, but I really need to make And
Speaker 1: I was talking to my psych coologists the other day.
Speaker 1: I do fortnightly sessions with her, which is so funny
Speaker 1: because the other month I was like, OK fine, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna push these back two monthly.
Speaker 2: And now I'm like, I think I need you daily.
Speaker 2: I need her on a drip.
Speaker 1: But anyway, I told her the story of the painter
Speaker 1: and stuff. She's like, how about you find even one
Speaker 1: outfit that feels comfortable and you feel good in? And
Speaker 1: I'm just like, that feels impossible to me. But now
Speaker 1: I'm on the hunt for cords.
Speaker 2: I feel like chords are.
Speaker 1: A good in between of jeans and track is for
Speaker 1: those days where I'm feeling like, Okay, you don't want
Speaker 1: to have jeans on because they're uncomfortable. But I've got
Speaker 1: to have one.
Speaker 2: Pair of cords.
Speaker 1: But there I wore them post birth, so they're a
Speaker 1: bit big for me.
Speaker 2: So they're huge on me. They're swimming on me. They're
Speaker 2: absolutely swimming on me.
Speaker 1: I could fit both legs into one.
Speaker 2: Leg, you know what. I feel like, I don't even
Speaker 2: know what's in fashion anymore. I had no idea. I
Speaker 2: don't know. I'm like, I haven't worn cords since my
Speaker 2: first year of UNI, and I'm like, cards, do you
Speaker 2: do a flair or do you do a straight as
Speaker 2: in with cords. When I think of cords, I think
Speaker 2: of a slight flare. Yeah, you gotta have a slap
Speaker 2: be cropped. That's what I think of in my head.
Speaker 1: I'm looking for them. I'm looking for those rollers. If
Speaker 1: anyone's got a good cord, send me your suggestions. I
Speaker 1: cannot find the one I want anywhere.
Speaker 2: I always find them to be unflattering. I never felt
Speaker 2: comfortable in cords. It may be it's the thickness. I
Speaker 2: feel like they're not flattering.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because you probably went to Dangerfield to get your
Speaker 1: cords back in the day. Like chords come a long way.
Speaker 1: Chord has come a long way. Cord with If I
Speaker 1: wore a chord with a wedge, fuck, you know I'm
Speaker 1: in a good place.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, And like a vintage seventies, like a retro
Speaker 2: t shirt tucked in. That's a look. That's your look. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's the look you should go for. That's my look.
Speaker 1: When I'm like human.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: It's casual, but a bit it's a little bit more
Speaker 1: than a Trackie. That's where I live.
Speaker 2: You know what. That's two things I think would be
Speaker 2: good every day you make a commitment. Mascara and some
Speaker 2: form of pant that is not of the track. For all,
Speaker 2: that's bullshit.
Speaker 1: I'm not doing that, you know. I won't do that.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 1: I put on maskara when we record for our social clip.
Speaker 2: And that's it.
Speaker 1: Do you feel nicer? I do feel nicer. I had
Speaker 1: a big cry last night, like a huge whale, and
Speaker 1: my eyes are like so it looks like I've been
Speaker 1: stung by a bee.
Speaker 2: Well you can't really tell because the muscara has really
Speaker 2: opened them right on it.
Speaker 1: That's Selena Gomes mascara. So Selena Gomes is is it
Speaker 1: Benny Baranassi?
Speaker 2: No? Who's Benny Banassi? Any Fanassi? Is he the kindness
Speaker 2: that did that song? I'm going to insert it here.
Speaker 2: I'm not missing it song.
Speaker 1: Yes, Yes, that's Benny Vanassy And remember now were all
Speaker 1: the girls with the jackhammers?
Speaker 2: I love how you get names wrong. It's my most
Speaker 2: favorite thing.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: He is such an example of a picture of someone
Speaker 2: that you see and go, which is horrible but an
Speaker 2: immediate judgment. Oh, yes, did we're pairing. Yes, I've heard
Speaker 2: him talk before, like I've seen clips of him. I
Speaker 2: think he was on Howard Stern and I was like,
Speaker 2: I see. The attractiveness is extremely talented too. What's his name?
Speaker 2: Is it Benny Blanco or Benny Blanco?
Speaker 1: Yeah, and they're so in love with each other. It's
Speaker 1: just gorgeous but indeed odd pairing, which is awful because
Speaker 1: we just don't find him as aesthetically pleasing as her.
Speaker 1: And normally you are equal in your asceticness.
Speaker 2: No, I think there's heaps of unequal but that is
Speaker 2: unequal on the surface. But as I said, it's like
Speaker 2: photo of someone versus seeing him in real life is
Speaker 2: very time and yes, and go the other way too.
Speaker 1: And when you see someone in action and them talk
Speaker 1: like it can completely change your attractiveness towards somebody. But
Speaker 1: I do feel that most couples are even in their attractiveness.
Speaker 2: I don't know, I feel like it's usually men punching
Speaker 2: above their weight in just the looks department, very surface level.
Speaker 2: But yeah, yeah, I do, because I think men just
Speaker 2: inherently have more confidence in themselves. Yeah, like they do,
Speaker 2: so they'll just go for whoever they want. You know
Speaker 2: what to find strange about Selena Gomez just very quickly.
Speaker 2: The way she speaks is funny to me. Only her
Speaker 2: mouth moves, but it doesn't move much. It's so jarring
Speaker 2: to me.
Speaker 1: You're talk enough to know.
Speaker 2: She's like, so she talks like this, that she doesn't
Speaker 2: really open her mouth when she talks. You have to
Speaker 2: watch something of her.
Speaker 1: Okay, I watched her DOCCO, but I didn't notice that
Speaker 1: I watched her Doctor ages ago. I'm gonna watch Selene
Speaker 1: Dion Stocko Tiol. Apparently it's really depressing. Yeah, my mate
Speaker 1: was like, don't watch it, and then she's like, actually
Speaker 1: it's all about chronic health.
Speaker 2: Maybe you should watch it. Yeah, well, I don't know.
Speaker 2: It would be depressing. But then also look at her,
Speaker 2: look at the power of your mind, what she's gone through,
Speaker 2: and that she said I will sing on stage again,
Speaker 2: and then she just sang at the opening ceremony. She's
Speaker 2: a queen a bit like your mind is so powerful.
Speaker 2: I need to do mindset training, which is Stace, my
Speaker 2: best mate. And let's go and tell two does all
Speaker 2: mindset training stuff? I should say to her, can you
Speaker 2: do a mindset thing with me? But I think that
Speaker 2: coming from her it might and be is it's powerful
Speaker 2: for me?
Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Because it's like she's trying to get her.
Speaker 1: Son to do it and she's like, he's just looking
Speaker 1: at me like I've got three heads.
Speaker 2: It's just it's too hard. It's like my sister's a psychologist.
Speaker 2: She can say stuff to me and I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 2: you're my sister. First. It's just it doesn't work. When
Speaker 2: you're too close, it doesn't work. It's not the same.
Speaker 1: Okay, So I have a little update for you on
Speaker 1: Original Kelly. So if you were new to the podcast,
Speaker 1: I'll reset the story quite quickly, but if you have
Speaker 1: been a longtime listener, you will know this story and
Speaker 1: your jaw would have dropped. How my friend has an
Speaker 1: older sister, but it's a half sister, right, So her
Speaker 1: name's Kelly. The dad and the mum broke up. The
Speaker 1: dad went and read married, didn't have anything to do
Speaker 1: with Original Kelly had another daughter and called her Kellie
Speaker 1: mind boggling. Mind boggling. So Original Kelly knew that her
Speaker 1: dad had moved on and basically replaced her with another
Speaker 1: kid called Kelly. Right, they're South African, so original Kelly
Speaker 1: moved to Australia. When they went back over to South Africa,
Speaker 1: the mum reached out to the dad and said we're here,
Speaker 1: and so original Kelly went over and played with Callie
Speaker 1: two point zero.
Speaker 2: Okay, hang on, what were their ages? I don't know
Speaker 2: that age gap, but we're talking like teenagers. Were they
Speaker 2: teach younger kids?
Speaker 1: Younger kids?
Speaker 2: Okay, it was like a play so there might have
Speaker 2: been four year age gap or something. I want to
Speaker 2: know if they looked that You're going to have to
Speaker 2: do some digging for me. Do they look similar having
Speaker 2: the same dad, you'd sort of assume so right, like
Speaker 2: you and your half brother and sister. You can see
Speaker 2: you related, yes, surprising because you look so much like
Speaker 2: your mum. You reckon, Yeah, you look Oh god, you
Speaker 2: look so much like your mom.
Speaker 1: I think, as I'm getting older, I'm looking like mum.
Speaker 1: Like I can see my eyes looking more like mummy's
Speaker 1: so much like her. No, there was a picture. Sorry
Speaker 1: it's going so off course, but there was a picture
Speaker 1: I saw of her when she was young. Fabulous picture
Speaker 1: looks like it's maybe in the seventies, my mom. Yeah,
Speaker 1: when I did her video, right, and you sent me
Speaker 1: a heap of pictures. I think she's wearing a hat
Speaker 1: in it. She looks like she's.
Speaker 2: On the str or something. It's an awesome picture. Yes,
Speaker 2: it looks so much like you, it's unbelievable. I'd love
Speaker 2: to watch that video again.
Speaker 1: I couldn't.
Speaker 2: Don't do that to yourself. No, no, but and now
Speaker 2: I'll forget where I was going. Where were you looking
Speaker 2: like your mom? Kelly? Does Kelly look like Yeah? So
Speaker 2: sort of wondering do they look the same? Would they
Speaker 2: have similar mannerism? Yeah, well they probably would have they
Speaker 2: seen each other. Since I don't.
Speaker 1: Think they are, I'll get an update because that's all fascinating,
Speaker 1: but just going, oh, hello Dad, Hi Kelly, this is
Speaker 1: your sister Kelly. Like it's so.
Speaker 2: Weird, and it's like, hello, dad, who just left? And
Speaker 2: I've probably had nothing really to do with your lasi's
Speaker 2: and you've replaced me with another kid with the same name. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: And so that's like, say, the mum of Kelly two
Speaker 1: point zero didn't know he had a daughter called Kelly.
Speaker 1: Then she found out didn't she need to. I need
Speaker 1: to ask more questions.
Speaker 2: Have to really provide a solid update here.
Speaker 1: Okay, I will, I'll get on to it. I'll ask
Speaker 1: about did the mum know. I don't think she would
Speaker 1: know that much, though, my friend who's sister with it.
Speaker 2: I wonder if your friend would come on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we can ask her. Yeah, we can definitely ask Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: I want to throw back to a few weeks ago
Speaker 1: when we were talking about the comedy Company and how
Speaker 1: much we loved it as kids, but how fucked gone
Speaker 1: the Fruiterer would be now Tula Ruler, Sula and a
Speaker 1: guppy a guppy anyway, and we were just I remember
Speaker 1: that there was a new video shop or something opening
Speaker 1: in town. I think I told you that where I
Speaker 1: grew up in Williamstown, and he conned the Fruiterer was
Speaker 1: the guest there, Yeah, to open it. You know how
Speaker 1: they'd bring a guest to open up stores and stuff.
Speaker 1: And he was standing on the back of a truck
Speaker 1: throwing out lollybags and I remember I caught like three
Speaker 1: of them and it was fucking grouse.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Anyway, Shandy, who has actually been mentioned on the podcast before,
Speaker 1: great name, their name is so great.
Speaker 2: Yes, Shandy.
Speaker 1: Said, my auntie and uncle used to own a nightclub
Speaker 1: in the eighties when the Comedy Company was at its peak.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, they had.
Speaker 1: Conned the fruiterer in Bratt's Mark Mitchell do a guest appearance,
Speaker 1: and before the appearance he went to their house to
Speaker 1: have a shower and meal in brackets.
Speaker 2: Weird.
Speaker 1: He had stickers saying Merry Christmas from the Comedy Company
Speaker 1: with a photo of himself, and he signed it Dearshandy,
Speaker 1: have a beyond ufull day. She said, I thought I
Speaker 1: was a celebrity. She said, I thought I was a
Speaker 1: celebrity taking it to school for news. Okay, okay, I've
Speaker 1: got a couple of thoughts here. Number one, would you
Speaker 1: go and.
Speaker 2: Have a shower at someone else's That's why she put weird?
Speaker 2: That is so weird and unprofessional, unprofessional, I mean, very judgmental.
Speaker 2: I get that vibe from him.
Speaker 1: Probably the loveliest man of all time.
Speaker 2: Probably also you know, like people pay Kim Kardashian to
Speaker 2: do nightclub appearances that the Comedy Company like they probably
Speaker 2: would have paid good money to have him.
Speaker 1: Paid him, but how lax was it? That's like, get yeah,
Speaker 1: we'd love you to come. We've got a nightclub called
Speaker 1: the Metro, and it'd be great to get you up
Speaker 1: on stage. And anyway, I'm going to be cooking bangers
Speaker 1: and mash that night. If you want to come, you
Speaker 1: can have a shower and then I can drive you.
Speaker 2: You can come with us. That's so weird, isn't it.
Speaker 2: It's so weird. You know what I will say though,
Speaker 2: which is controversial, but whatever, I understand it. When it's
Speaker 2: a group, Oh god, my wording. I have to choose
Speaker 2: my wording so carefully with what I'm about to say.
Speaker 2: And NAUSI obviously, but you know, immigrant parents Taliano. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't see that as offensive. Con the fruit ra
Speaker 2: I really don't. I'm like when someone impersonates somebody with
Speaker 2: an accent or whatever like that, I don't think it's offensive.
Speaker 2: I can see that. There's a really big difference in say,
Speaker 2: putting on a Greek voice and pretending to be a
Speaker 2: fruit drucker, because there's a stereotype back then. Yes, they
Speaker 2: were fruiterer's whatever, and they probably did have five daughters,
Speaker 2: and one of their names were almost certainly a guppy. Anyway,
Speaker 2: it's like just the stereotype thing I do see, there's
Speaker 2: a difference when it's someone from a group that is
Speaker 2: still I don't know what the word is, racially vilified.
Speaker 2: Maybe there's still this feeling like their beneath yeah or
Speaker 2: not that I think that there's still a huge imbalance
Speaker 2: of power there.
Speaker 1: Yes, there's no equality between races there at all. But
Speaker 1: I hear what you're saying. It doesn't feel as offensive
Speaker 1: doing an Enny accents. Like if my kids put on
Speaker 1: an Asian accent, I'd be like, that is so racist.
Speaker 2: Yes, where if one of them was like, what are
Speaker 2: you talking about? I probably wouldn't say an. I know
Speaker 2: it's interesting because I look at it and I'm like,
Speaker 2: I don't know, I'm not offended by that. If someone
Speaker 2: did blackface or whatever, I see that's a problem.
Speaker 1: Yes, let's bring it back and see how he goes.
Speaker 1: Then hey, let's bring back old conno and see if
Speaker 1: he does alright or not?
Speaker 2: Uh, you asked me, I've had a scar. Just before
Speaker 2: I did. I saw this post. It was this millennial
Speaker 2: woman who is married to a gen xer, which that
Speaker 2: can be quite an age gap because gen X. The
Speaker 2: next no SOX with me, Sam would be gen X.
Speaker 2: You're a millennial, okay, right, because I think gen X
Speaker 2: stops at seventy nine or eighty okay, Rantine, yes, anyway,
Speaker 2: but you know, like that's a wide span of ages.
Speaker 2: But she was horrified to find out how her partner
Speaker 2: got this scar on his body, and it opened up
Speaker 2: this whole thing. She called out to people, how did
Speaker 2: you get your scars? And people were talking about how
Speaker 2: they got the scars on their body as gen X's
Speaker 2: and how loose parenting and stuff was back then compared
Speaker 2: to now. And I was wondering, if you have any
Speaker 2: scars from childhood doing something that like you would never
Speaker 2: let your kids do. Yes, So I've got one on
Speaker 2: my leg on top of like my thigh. And we
Speaker 2: used to There was a pier in Williamstown where I
Speaker 2: grew up called Gempier, and there was a massive ship
Speaker 2: that was there, like an old warship, and you could
Speaker 2: pay to gone on to the warship and it was
Speaker 2: like you know, history and stuff. This is also where
Speaker 2: heaps of boats would come in and out. This is
Speaker 2: also where it was just not nice water at all
Speaker 2: because there was all petrol and everything in there. Anyway,
Speaker 2: we would climb from Gempier onto the boat that wasn't
Speaker 2: open this ship, and it wasn't a boat, it was
Speaker 2: a ship, and go up to the very top of it,
Speaker 2: which was super high, and jump into the water, which
Speaker 2: we didn't know the depth or anything like that.
Speaker 1: It was just like there was just no way anyway. Then,
Speaker 1: I you, I would swim to the pier and climb up.
Speaker 1: But I scraped my leg on all the barnacles on
Speaker 1: the ladder and it sliced me open and it just
Speaker 1: never healed properly. In knowing how scared you are of sharks,
Speaker 1: oh totally, That's why I would I swim so quickly
Speaker 1: underneath the pier. Is so scary how some people can swim,
Speaker 1: but like underneath the pier to go to the ladder
Speaker 1: on the other side. Never, never, ever, ever would I
Speaker 1: do that.
Speaker 2: I don't think I've ever jumped off a pier. I
Speaker 2: don't think I've ever jumped off anything.
Speaker 1: What do you jump off though? Besides the pier? What
Speaker 1: about on the chair? If you jumped off the chair,
Speaker 1: what about on trampoline? And then you jump off the
Speaker 1: trampoline on Yeah, although you know what I do you
Speaker 1: remember as a kid. I mean, obviously I've jumped off things.
Speaker 1: But I remember I was quite like. I spent a
Speaker 1: lot of time on the monkey bars, and I remember.
Speaker 1: Do you remember that feeling of shock when you in
Speaker 1: your ankles?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's probably why I've got plumet of first. Do
Speaker 2: you have planned to flashy artists?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 2: No? I don't have it now, I did used to
Speaker 2: have it. That shit is debilitating. Yes, Sam's had those
Speaker 2: first few steps you take in the morning.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, that's not nice, is it.
Speaker 2: Have you got a scar? I've got several. I actually
Speaker 2: love scars. I love them because I think they look
Speaker 2: cool and also there's always a story, But there's always
Speaker 2: a story behind cool. My daughter has a scar right
Speaker 2: down the middle of her forehead when she split her
Speaker 2: head open. She was running to get ready for school,
Speaker 2: and she had her school tights on it, and she
Speaker 2: fell forward right into the corner of the the wall,
Speaker 2: straight onto her head. Do you know sometimes the sound
Speaker 2: of her screaming when that happened, it replays in my head.
Speaker 2: Fuck mate Mark was home as well, and Mark was upstairs. Yeah. No,
Speaker 2: Mark was upstairs and he ran to her and by
Speaker 2: the time I got upstairs, he was holding her head
Speaker 2: in his chest, and I said, let me look, and
Speaker 2: I pulled her head back and her fucking head was open.
Speaker 2: I was like, and he looked at me like, don't react,
Speaker 2: and I said, it's okay, that's all right, you know what.
Speaker 2: Let's go to the Let's go to the hospital. Let's
Speaker 2: go to the hospital.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Anyway, I've got several scars, but the main one is
Speaker 2: I've got a scar along my knee and thank god,
Speaker 2: no one sees my knees. Yeah. Me and my brother
Speaker 2: were having like a competition on the game won de
Speaker 2: Boy on Seega right. We used to have these like
Speaker 2: challenges where they talk about, you know, screen time now
Speaker 2: hours hours. We'd spend more in his bedroom. Anyway, when
Speaker 2: someone was like trying to you know, clock this level
Speaker 2: or whatever the other one, I'd sit there and just
Speaker 2: go jinx jinx jin stinks. Jins jins jinks jing jing stinks. Anyway,
Speaker 2: he was like so annoying. He was like going for
Speaker 2: the championship, like he was going to win everything, and
Speaker 2: I was jinx jinx jings and he lost and I
Speaker 2: started laughing. He threw the controller and I got up
Speaker 2: to walk way and he pushed me into his toy
Speaker 2: box and there was a nail sticking out. Oh, it
Speaker 2: sliced my knee. And then he grabbed my head and
Speaker 2: like slammed my head into the toy box. He was
Speaker 2: like you when you're a kid and you're that angry,
Speaker 2: you're so right, you're just so right, you know the rate,
Speaker 2: and then you know when and then you hurt your
Speaker 2: sibling and the sibling starts crying like sh because you
Speaker 2: know you're going to get into deep shit from your parents.
Speaker 1: I can't believen nail went into your knee though.
Speaker 2: Oh it just it didn't go in it like so
Speaker 2: it was sticking out and it scraped across my knee
Speaker 2: and no one will ever see it. No one will
Speaker 2: ever see that scar. All right, we're out of here. Hey,
Speaker 2: if you've got any good scar stories, let us no,
Speaker 2: let us know. Hit us up.
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