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Speaker 1: The Fitz and Whipper Podcast.

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Speaker 2: It's that time of the week where else the und

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Speaker 2: producer comes in. He is snitchy with the grin on

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Speaker 2: his face. It's time for regab of the way.

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Speaker 3: What better way to start the recaptain with some of

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Speaker 3: the best jokes Australia has to offer.

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Speaker 1: Spot has giving us.

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Speaker 4: Girl got the one liner for us, Buddy, what do

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Speaker 4: you call two?

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Speaker 5: They pick on your windows film curtain?

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Speaker 2: Rod Lenny in Woollongong, you got a one liner for us?

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Speaker 1: Lenny, Yeah, I wondered what the religion was in New

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Speaker 1: Zealand and then it came to me, Hebrew hero, it's

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Speaker 1: not bad. I know we heard you the first time.

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Speaker 4: Okay, so they were the strongest jokes.

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Speaker 1: So you got a one liner for us for turnity.

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Speaker 3: But at least we had Fateeny. I do to come

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Speaker 3: through with the goods.

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Speaker 4: From a bad back, and I've always wanted to be

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Speaker 4: a stand up comedian.

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Speaker 5: I can't stare up for too long.

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Speaker 1: Bese, she's got a bad You can't be a standard.

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Speaker 3: I think there's anything to get I love that we're

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Speaker 3: taking all ranges of jokes from funny to not.

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Speaker 4: And then the teeny dropped this shocking concession.

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Speaker 3: No why, and of course, not to be out done,

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Speaker 3: he had his own terrible joke forteen you never, that's

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Speaker 3: not The guys were joined by NBA legend and absolute

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Speaker 3: monster of a guy, Shaquille O'Neil.

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Speaker 4: This week it's fitz.

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Speaker 1: Sha the house on MTV cribs? Was that your house

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Speaker 1: on Shack?

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Speaker 4: That's going to be the biggest?

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Speaker 1: How big was that? Bed? Fifty people?

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Speaker 3: But I don't think anyone was expecting Shack to be

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Speaker 3: getting his pecks out?

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Speaker 4: How is your body now made quite so quickly?

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Speaker 1: Look at him? He's flicking his paper.

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Speaker 3: Which is funny because it's usually with it that's getting

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Speaker 3: your tits out in the studio.

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Speaker 4: Why am I standing here with my shirt off?

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 1: I guess it didn't take much.

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Speaker 3: One half last week we heard FITZI getting fired up

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Speaker 3: about the possible return of the wooly mammoth.

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Speaker 1: You don't need any more wooly mammoths. You've had your run,

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Speaker 1: don't need you.

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Speaker 3: But nothing gets him more fired up than incorrect weather predictions.

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Speaker 1: I don't know where this one fifteen to twenty millimeters

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Speaker 1: of rain is coming.

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Speaker 2: If anyone from the bureaus listening to the fifty show.

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Speaker 1: You're not going to say, get stuff, dude, you don't

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Speaker 1: get stuffed.

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Speaker 4: Unfortunately for him, they work corrects this time.

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Speaker 1: Cities lasted by heavy rain.

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Speaker 4: And slash flooding rain peeps.

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Speaker 3: And one thing I noticed about Fitzi's apology, it's suddenly

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Speaker 3: switched from I don't believe the weather bureau.

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Speaker 1: I don't know where this rain is coming to.

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Speaker 4: We are sorry.

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Speaker 3: We have to make an apology because we didn't believe

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Speaker 3: the weather bureau.

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Speaker 2: We queried a certain organization's job.

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Speaker 1: This is what we had to say.

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Speaker 4: Way to own your mistakes, Fitzi, he.

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Speaker 1: Looked like an idiot yesterday. I didn't want to say

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Speaker 1: to blame you're an idiot.

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Speaker 3: If you ever thought that the show was starting to

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Speaker 3: get on a bit in terms of.

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Speaker 1: Age, what was the hearing aid incident.

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Speaker 4: This segment will probably cement it for you.

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Speaker 5: My partner father, he's like, I seen it be I

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Speaker 5: to go to the bathroom. He normally connected through bluetooth

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Speaker 5: to his iPad. It wasn't connection, and he was watching

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Speaker 5: adult contentute it.

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Speaker 1: Was hearing the content.

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Speaker 5: Why borders.

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Speaker 3: And of course FITZI had a story about his dad

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Speaker 3: as well.

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Speaker 2: Then he had a gala date and the guy came

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Speaker 2: over the mic goes good morning. Dad turns to Huie

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Speaker 2: and goes, oh, my gosh, my hearing age just said

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Speaker 2: good morning to me.

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Speaker 3: Oh it's almost like hearing loss runs in the Fitzgerald family,

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Speaker 3: Right fitz Fitz, I.

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Speaker 1: Said, right, Fitz, My hearing is fine.

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Speaker 4: Oh really, well, how do you explain this?

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Speaker 1: Then he's been some amazing movies.

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Speaker 2: I think the high point was stop on my mum

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Speaker 2: will shoot.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that was it, Sarah. It was stop on my mum,

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Speaker 1: will shoot. That's what I said. Oh did you you

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Speaker 1: said something else? My hearing is fine.

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Speaker 3: The guys joined by Ossie comedy superstar Jim Jeffries this week.

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Speaker 4: And you know when Jim Jeffries of all people, says.

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Speaker 1: This are we recording this right now? We are? Ok?

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Speaker 1: I wait say the next bit? No? No, no, no.

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Speaker 4: You know what's going to be a pretty risky story.

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Speaker 1: My son's first birthday. We had a bouncy castle for

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Speaker 1: other kids that were showing up, and then they all

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Speaker 1: left and a smallish stup of orgy broke out with

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Speaker 1: all the adults. Were it? What is the bouncy castle

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Speaker 1: going up and down a bit.

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Speaker 3: Because it wasn't too bad. You didn't really swear that much. Sorry, guys,

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Speaker 3: one second, what's that? Oh? We had to cut five

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Speaker 3: minutes of just swearing out of it. And that was

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Speaker 3: the least risky story that he told. And if we

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Speaker 3: played the full interview, our radio license would be revoked.

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Speaker 4: Okay, thanks, letting me know.

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Speaker 3: Finzi threw one of his favorite subjects on the table

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Speaker 3: this week. We love to have a laugh, funny sounding laughs,

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Speaker 3: Oh my gosh.

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Speaker 4: And this week we had quite a few new editions.

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Speaker 2: Carry okay, dastardly.

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Speaker 1: There was a competition over in Europe. They were looking

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Speaker 1: for the funniest laugh. It's not a laugh, so reckon.

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Speaker 3: It's about that time that we got them all in

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Speaker 3: a room together again. That's right, I'm talking to you,

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Speaker 3: Francis Bevern.

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Speaker 4: Paul Rumtull Europe. Okay, everyone in now.

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Speaker 3: Jeff Bezos, Troy from Mass Mail from mass and the

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Speaker 3: Coup de Grat seventeen, Matt de Gruz, see you guys

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Speaker 3: next week.

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