Speaker 1: Good morning Melbourne. Jason Lauren start your morning the right away.
Speaker 2: This is Jason Lauren Nogel one hundred.
Speaker 3: Well, good morning everybody working on Monday.
Speaker 4: Good morning.
Speaker 3: I would like to say special hello to our first guest.
Speaker 3: It's the old tan lady from something about Mary joining
Speaker 3: us in the studio.
Speaker 5: Good morning Clinton, Good morning.
Speaker 4: Someone's meeting Queensland.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 6: Yeah, they give you one weekend off.
Speaker 1: Weekend today, Andy pop Queen's He looks.
Speaker 7: Very long, like nothing healthy about the town. I know
Speaker 7: that you would have worn your SPF. But do you
Speaker 7: pick up a bit of color very quickly?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 3: It was very warm up there. A little bit of
Speaker 3: stumble as well up in the What do you have
Speaker 3: the stubble on the news?
Speaker 1: I should do, shouldn't it? A few people get away
Speaker 1: with it. I don't think I would though.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Chris Cola, the finance guy, he's got he's got a full.
Speaker 4: Face that's like designer stubble.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he manicuring.
Speaker 3: He could have a full mustache. Still look good.
Speaker 6: That was good, just to get out of town.
Speaker 8: How was the weather on the weekend off?
Speaker 1: It was lovely, superb movie world. She didn't do any
Speaker 1: of the things three parts super par.
Speaker 4: You were talking about it at one point.
Speaker 6: We joked about wanting to go to wet and wild
Speaker 6: and recreate our youth.
Speaker 4: Oh god, and then you remember it was school holidays.
Speaker 3: To do the Ackle Duck didn't.
Speaker 4: Do the any Gold Coast activity.
Speaker 1: Did the Kingdom, but did go past Draculas. And I
Speaker 1: thought of dracular Draculas right near Pacific.
Speaker 5: Nothing like getting a tan, work shopping.
Speaker 4: That's never been to a theater restaurant.
Speaker 3: Neither of. I'm pretty sure we're Draculas. You you go
Speaker 3: on a ghost train to get into the restaurant.
Speaker 1: You do, and you usually get a shot on arrival,
Speaker 1: which is a blood, which is like a you've done it.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, of course, did you do Draculas?
Speaker 5: This would have been a date.
Speaker 6: No, this is way way away back in the maybe
Speaker 6: last year.
Speaker 4: And it definitely wasn't a date.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, good on.
Speaker 4: You got the weekend off. I was happy for you.
Speaker 6: More trials and tribulations from my weekend away coming up
Speaker 6: a little later.
Speaker 3: Yeah, something's happened. Because I said, how was your weekend?
Speaker 3: He goes, oh, wake ti l After six thirty, I said,
Speaker 3: have you met someone? No, could have hooked me through.
Speaker 3: We've got a massive show coming up today.
Speaker 4: I have no idea what's on it.
Speaker 7: I walked in three minutes before the show started.
Speaker 6: Nicely appeckable time.
Speaker 4: Sorry I'm late. No, I'm not not sorry. I'm not late.
Speaker 4: So I'm gonna going to the studio and.
Speaker 8: We'll get the show started to sho if anything, you're early.
Speaker 7: Yeah, wait, it's a mystery show for me today.
Speaker 3: Can I wait to tell Lauren what's coming up on
Speaker 3: today's show? Some nice little surprises and it's the start
Speaker 3: of school holidays as well. Here we go, let's get
Speaker 3: into it. Chapel Ryan, Good morning Melbourne. This is No.
Speaker 3: Over one hundred. You are on the air with Jason
Speaker 3: Lauren Clint here as well. Coming up after seven this morning,
Speaker 3: we're talking footy with Jonathan Brown.
Speaker 5: Brownie's in the house.
Speaker 3: Speaking of footy today, is it your final chance to
Speaker 3: join us on the plane to gather around?
Speaker 7: Okay, if you don't know how it works, we will
Speaker 7: blow an air horn. It kind of sounds like a
Speaker 7: clown car, but we will blow it at some point
Speaker 7: during the show.
Speaker 4: When you hear it, call us and you can be
Speaker 4: coming together on with us.
Speaker 7: We've got flights, footy tickets, accommodation, the whole thing.
Speaker 4: It's gonna be.
Speaker 3: Fun time during the show when we blasted you, ring
Speaker 3: up you in the final seat on the plane. Flights
Speaker 3: are calm, tickets to game. It's going to be an
Speaker 3: absolute ripping weekend. I am excited.
Speaker 7: I'd a great weekends. What did you guys do nothing?
Speaker 6: Let me check my diary again.
Speaker 3: That didn't do it any start of school holidays, so
Speaker 3: it was survival made. We had some friends come over
Speaker 3: actually who were in town from Brisbane. Haven't seen him
Speaker 3: in like ten years.
Speaker 1: Sorry, riddle me. This a school holiday is now going
Speaker 1: for three weeks? No, true, but isn't doesn't an encompass
Speaker 1: easter as well, So it's like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, wow. They sort of get to and a
Speaker 3: bit yeah no, yeah.
Speaker 1: Because they've got all this week next week and then
Speaker 1: they get the East the next week and up being
Speaker 1: a full week anyway.
Speaker 3: That's right.
Speaker 5: They don't have school on Mondays.
Speaker 3: It'll be Easter Monday.
Speaker 5: Then it's Antect Day.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's right, Anzac Day. Exact Day's Friday.
Speaker 3: Not this Friday.
Speaker 4: Friday after Easter. Monday's Anzac. There's only three days in
Speaker 4: that week exactly.
Speaker 1: So then a lot of the schools are saying, well,
Speaker 1: you know what, don't Oh, no, bother, definitely bother.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I think three weeks.
Speaker 3: It's basically three week.
Speaker 4: Jas's kids are here this morning, Hudson, you can.
Speaker 3: Have you're off for three weeks. No no, no, no, no,
Speaker 3: no no no. Come over to the microphone. How do
Speaker 3: he's come in this morning? And then his friend Cal
Speaker 3: is getting dropped off later on this morning because I've
Speaker 3: I'm on nanny patrol today, so nanny patrol.
Speaker 5: Oh, look like I'm the nanny today.
Speaker 8: I'm looking at you are the nanny.
Speaker 4: Nanny Patrol's like when you're looking for them.
Speaker 3: That's exactly right home on nanny patrol.
Speaker 8: Good morning, morning.
Speaker 4: Have the school holiday's going so far?
Speaker 8: Because it just.
Speaker 4: Started today at six o'clock? Kind of good? What time
Speaker 4: did you wake up this morning? Do you think?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 9: I told my dad I woke up four fifty yeap, Barkley, three.
Speaker 7: Thirty brightly Well also daylight savings. You've got a bit
Speaker 7: of jet lag from that.
Speaker 8: I get that.
Speaker 3: Also when he arrived this morning, you asked Clint on
Speaker 3: the million dollar question, What did you ask Clint when
Speaker 3: you arrived at work.
Speaker 5: About the girl?
Speaker 9: Oh yeah, did you hire one?
Speaker 4: Did you hire a girl?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah? Clint mentioned how go to the Gold Coast.
Speaker 1: And he said did you finally find a girlfriend? And
Speaker 1: then the question did you hire one?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 9: You wouldn't get one.
Speaker 4: Why do you think that?
Speaker 10: Is that?
Speaker 4: Because your dad keeps telling.
Speaker 3: You that, Come on, what.
Speaker 4: Are you going to do on the school holidays?
Speaker 11: Yes?
Speaker 4: Speak man? Where are you going to party?
Speaker 2: Hard?
Speaker 5: Where do you want to go today? After this?
Speaker 3: He wants to get is party?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I thought it might have been.
Speaker 7: That's king straight, you're not.
Speaker 4: What else are you going to do on the holidays?
Speaker 7: That?
Speaker 4: It just partying on that man?
Speaker 3: Remember dad's got no money these holidays?
Speaker 7: All right, Dad's got heaps of money. Just keep pestering
Speaker 7: him for it.
Speaker 5: I do not have heaps of money.
Speaker 4: Okay, has your mansion with you? New Pool going?
Speaker 9: It's not a mansion, yes, because you don't wear card enough?
Speaker 3: Okay, headphones down, thank you, honey.
Speaker 7: Anything else you'd like to tell the good people of
Speaker 7: Melbourne this morning?
Speaker 3: Nothing?
Speaker 5: No, that's it?
Speaker 4: Okay, one jumper he's in his merch.
Speaker 3: He's in his merch.
Speaker 7: Did you come to work wearing that or did you
Speaker 7: get that when you were here come to it?
Speaker 4: Oh, you got that in the private cost.
Speaker 3: You know why because last year when we were like
Speaker 3: from come buy World. Ah, he got decked out in
Speaker 3: over merch and then ambassador. When the show finished at
Speaker 3: nine o'clock, the park open to everyone, and my wife
Speaker 3: bought the rest of the kids down, and his cousins
Speaker 3: and stuff, and the lovely people that come by World
Speaker 3: gave us front of line passes. Sick and I found
Speaker 3: Honey an hour later in his nover merch trying to
Speaker 3: sell front of line passes to the kids at the
Speaker 3: end of the water Wideline Hudson.
Speaker 4: Did you really do that?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Jared Letter here is a kooky little cat that man.
Speaker 3: I love him.
Speaker 4: I've never met him, have you?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, he's intense to interview, at least I could imagine. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you like I was interviewing him for thirty seconds. Tomars.
Speaker 3: So you do not ask about the movies.
Speaker 8: Oh, it's one or the other interviewing him for the movies.
Speaker 5: He's happy to talk about the music.
Speaker 7: Yeah, you should do that. You're talking to me about Nova.
Speaker 7: Don't talk to me about today's show with one or
Speaker 7: the other.
Speaker 1: Yes, I agree with that.
Speaker 3: You tell the journalists that's the time when they're like,
Speaker 3: is na give me a hashi on this week? Can't
Speaker 3: tell you, mate, I'm here to talk about nova.
Speaker 2: Loss lips.
Speaker 3: So a Lauren Phillips has an amazing skill. She can
Speaker 3: lip rate. Comes in very handy when management's a maybe
Speaker 3: secret to send me a quick catch up about you guys,
Speaker 3: and always looks through the glass.
Speaker 4: Window and I know what they're talking about.
Speaker 3: We're going to get the results from the perceptuals last week.
Speaker 3: You don't want to know.
Speaker 4: I don't think we get them. I don't need I
Speaker 4: think the bosses just talk about us.
Speaker 3: So the bosses ask people what they think of.
Speaker 8: Us, and I don't think they tell us, right, But
Speaker 8: what do the people say?
Speaker 5: Oh his laughs annoying?
Speaker 7: Yeah, literally, I think that's why they don't tell us,
Speaker 7: because gets.
Speaker 1: I think our perceptuals are very good Lauren, not Jason,
Speaker 1: So of course, oh god, there'd be some feedback from me.
Speaker 5: All right, do you want to chuck on the noise canceling.
Speaker 4: Head parent teacher interviews for adults?
Speaker 5: That's exactly what it is, all right.
Speaker 4: Putting the noise cancelings on.
Speaker 3: You know, I had some friends in radio who got
Speaker 3: dragged to one one of those research places where all
Speaker 3: these people were paid to sit in the room and
Speaker 3: give feedback about the show.
Speaker 5: But then there was like a one way mirror.
Speaker 8: A mirror, not a mirror, I swear to God.
Speaker 3: And on the other side of the mirror was the
Speaker 3: Breakfast show watching what they were saying about.
Speaker 4: To stitch up.
Speaker 5: No, no, no, it was real.
Speaker 11: No, you.
Speaker 5: Can't do that.
Speaker 7: That's like dragging someone into an HR meeting and he
Speaker 7: will have to say about them that's honest.
Speaker 4: So it's I mean, if it was set up, that
Speaker 4: would be funny. I don't know. Please don't do that
Speaker 4: to us.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm here for nose canceling going on. We're going
Speaker 3: to play some music in lauren'ss she won't be able
Speaker 3: to hear what we're saying. She can only lip read music.
Speaker 1: Starting away. Ready, Okay, you want to go.
Speaker 3: Let's get our bosses. Just stitch up some results, and
Speaker 3: you imagine, Sarah, if you listen, if you could come
Speaker 3: up some fake feedback and give it to Lauren in
Speaker 3: the meeting, we'll reaction.
Speaker 4: Let's go.
Speaker 3: Okay, here we go after you.
Speaker 1: Oh you want me to go first?
Speaker 3: Hello?
Speaker 4: Hello, why you laugh?
Speaker 5: Goodbye?
Speaker 10: Goodbye.
Speaker 6: Robert Irwin got his abs out.
Speaker 4: Robert Allen got his abs.
Speaker 7: Out, got hiss.
Speaker 6: Out, didn't he? How about his snake?
Speaker 7: You've got a snake out, that big, big, huge python
Speaker 7: around his shoulders.
Speaker 3: Someone wants to be stringer byte this morning.
Speaker 5: All right, next tll.
Speaker 3: Teddy swims would look good as a tiny teddy.
Speaker 4: Teddy swims looks like a tiny teddy.
Speaker 3: Close enough, close enough, we have tickets this week to
Speaker 3: teddy swims would look good as a tiny teddy.
Speaker 7: Good, good job, Teddy swims would look good in tiny
Speaker 7: It doesn't matter.
Speaker 3: You're close.
Speaker 6: You and Jace are sharing a bed at gather Round.
Speaker 4: We are not sharing.
Speaker 7: I ain't going No, how are you to shup?
Speaker 5: She knows what she's doing. Okay, go one.
Speaker 7: More because I got the extra hours sleep with daylight savings.
Speaker 3: And you're always late. Huh you're all ways late.
Speaker 4: No, I'm not late. I was here two minutes before.
Speaker 3: Jesus, she's good. Come on, she's.
Speaker 4: Talking about me behind my back today.
Speaker 3: No, what was your what was your sleep? Result were
Speaker 3: a little boring?
Speaker 7: That trucks your sleep last night ninety six baby. Usually,
Speaker 7: oh I'm a sleeper, but normally, like in the eighties,
Speaker 7: early eighties.
Speaker 3: I'm ashamed to say I did a Lauren Phillips last night.
Speaker 3: I was in bed at seven thirty Jesus fifteen.
Speaker 7: Oh my, only over ten adults for dinner, like a
Speaker 7: early like a four thirty late lunch, early dinner. And
Speaker 7: I was like, you can all come over. Everyone must
Speaker 7: be out the door by seven though, yes, that's it.
Speaker 7: So they all left because what was the mass finale?
Speaker 8: So obviously, oh was it?
Speaker 5: You went to bed.
Speaker 4: I watched in bed, Oh right, okay, sleep by about eight,
Speaker 4: I watched the first hour.
Speaker 3: Are you.
Speaker 7: Do?
Speaker 5: You use the sleep timer the.
Speaker 7: Telly sometimes if I'm home on my own. I love
Speaker 7: that I just ripped off to sleep turns itself off.
Speaker 3: That ten years.
Speaker 4: It's a real single person.
Speaker 3: It really is.
Speaker 5: You should give it.
Speaker 1: I took a little break at the weekend, had a
Speaker 1: break off the television and decided to jump on a
Speaker 1: plane with a few more mates and head to the
Speaker 1: Gold Coast.
Speaker 7: But I was really right because I turned the TV
Speaker 7: on and I was like, oh.
Speaker 3: He's not there.
Speaker 1: Clint Tim Tim Tim Tim was he in a costume
Speaker 1: or was he just he was in a suit and
Speaker 1: he was doing his best co hosting.
Speaker 7: We liked him, we loved him, but he wasn't. Clint
Speaker 7: was on on a Boy's Weekend, Lad.
Speaker 5: The Lad's Weekend? Was it guys around the same age?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, I think he went.
Speaker 4: With eighteen year olds. Maybe how many lads?
Speaker 1: It's just three of this, so it's a relatively small
Speaker 1: number single or were they giving the lead pass? Both married
Speaker 1: with not with kids? Both married, they were kids, they
Speaker 1: were given the leaf past? Yeah, yeah, they loved you
Speaker 1: in town.
Speaker 7: You're the one that like when the married guy coupled.
Speaker 4: Was that single guy? The single one always.
Speaker 5: He's never in town? Like, he's never in town.
Speaker 4: We're going to go out with him, chicken, you're that guy.
Speaker 1: It was sort of like during the during the day
Speaker 1: on Saturday. It was lovely because you know, you got
Speaker 1: to catch up on a bit of sleep after what
Speaker 1: has been a very very arduous few months in the workforce.
Speaker 1: As it turns out, I caught up with a little
Speaker 1: bit too much sleep by the pool. And this is
Speaker 1: where my battle begins, because I've heard about this is
Speaker 1: the byproduct. Oh that's my sunburn.
Speaker 7: It was.
Speaker 1: It's still it's still there.
Speaker 3: Oh, dear, you are very You fell asleep in the
Speaker 3: lot like the little banana bed by the poor.
Speaker 6: Fell asleep on the on the banana bed. That's right.
Speaker 7: I got told from a source who was also on
Speaker 7: the Gold Coast that you had a very late night,
Speaker 7: fell asleep in your hotel room with the doors open,
Speaker 7: and woke up completely sunburn because the sun had been
Speaker 7: coming through the window.
Speaker 4: Is that not true?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 4: Oh, that's what I got was.
Speaker 5: They had a story in the word.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: See when when you're away with the boys, things just
Speaker 1: get a little bit yeah, very hot.
Speaker 4: You were up all night and then you fell asleep.
Speaker 1: That was on a sunbed job. But I did go
Speaker 1: out later that night with the sunburn, and we ended
Speaker 1: up at a beautiful nightclub on the Gold Coast called Retro.
Speaker 3: Sounds nice, Bradie.
Speaker 5: Can you google image retro nightclub on the Gold Coast.
Speaker 7: And we just moent on one side, Yeah, just the
Speaker 7: one side.
Speaker 1: When you're when you're dancing on the dance floor, what
Speaker 1: time with whoever?
Speaker 4: With your bin Tang single on.
Speaker 2: Loot.
Speaker 5: We're just looking at photos.
Speaker 8: Of the retro nightclub there was one.
Speaker 6: There was one young lady who took a fancy to me.
Speaker 3: How young because the girl in the photos obviously didn't
Speaker 3: show their idea to get him.
Speaker 4: No, they're like nineteen.
Speaker 1: She was grabbing me my shirt which was off, trying
Speaker 1: to like yanked off.
Speaker 3: What was the trying to get your shirt off on
Speaker 3: your dance floor?
Speaker 4: And then she doesn't look like something that would happen
Speaker 4: at retro nightclub.
Speaker 1: No, and then she she started slapping me my chest.
Speaker 4: I'm like, why was she sleeping?
Speaker 8: I don't know, but were you still.
Speaker 4: In the nightclub at this point?
Speaker 7: Were you still in the nightclub or I wasn't the
Speaker 7: night Was it like like were dancing face we.
Speaker 1: Were going game? She was at an aggressive mood.
Speaker 3: Was it like you were dancing face to face? She
Speaker 3: was like slapping your chest and hands down?
Speaker 8: So much was spanking news on the dance for you
Speaker 8: on the chairs on the chest?
Speaker 5: How did she act when you were like, my sunbird.
Speaker 6: She's been harder and harder and harder.
Speaker 4: Do you my banana boat?
Speaker 7: Do you?
Speaker 3: It's still so sore.
Speaker 4: From her sunburd Sure, I spank it.
Speaker 5: I want to hurt.
Speaker 8: Did she do it under I didn't even touch you.
Speaker 4: You wos he gives he stilled like that, that's.
Speaker 6: Not on thirteen twenty four to ten? How bad was
Speaker 6: the sunburn?
Speaker 5: By the way, sunburn's the worst.
Speaker 1: I want to hear from Melbournians about their sunburn story.
Speaker 5: I have more questions.
Speaker 8: No, I don't need anything anymore answers.
Speaker 3: Let's do two topic Monday. Have you been spanked or
Speaker 3: did you get sunburn? Thirteen twenty four ten is out number?
Speaker 1: And if someone's been spanked on their sunburn like double
Speaker 1: points or.
Speaker 4: Were you the spanker of sunburn on the weekend? So
Speaker 4: where is she from?
Speaker 1: I think she's from overseas.
Speaker 4: Overseas, whereabouts?
Speaker 1: Overseas, one of the foreign lands.
Speaker 4: Where was she? European?
Speaker 1: Very European?
Speaker 3: Yeah, with the girl to be spanked, it really threw him.
Speaker 8: What happened she wanted to be spanked.
Speaker 3: Really threw him.
Speaker 4: It's a thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well I just had to take it.
Speaker 1: Really.
Speaker 5: What happened after you were taking it?
Speaker 4: Like excuse after she was slapping you?
Speaker 3: Yeah, after she was slapping in you with slaper like,
Speaker 3: did things advanced or did they finish?
Speaker 7: How long did you allow her to slap you for
Speaker 7: which went on, how.
Speaker 1: We went on for a few songs at retro. It's
Speaker 1: like eighties slash ninety.
Speaker 4: It's take on Friday Nights back.
Speaker 1: In the day, very much so. Twenty four dude, how
Speaker 1: bad was the sunburn? Slash? Were you spanked?
Speaker 3: Alright?
Speaker 4: Spank?
Speaker 3: I love two Topic Monday. In return, I've got two
Speaker 3: hundred dollars and a Conda vouchers up for grabs pay
Speaker 3: less so you can play more this Easter thanks to Anaconda.
Speaker 3: Have you had sunburn or have you been spanked? Give
Speaker 3: us a call, Albert. Hey, we on two topic Monday.
Speaker 3: Have you been spanked or did you get sunburned?
Speaker 4: Because Clink got sunburned and then someone spanked him.
Speaker 3: I got both the Daily double the it's no name
Speaker 3: on this.
Speaker 7: Actually you probably got slapped more than spanked, but spank
Speaker 7: sounds funnier.
Speaker 8: Yeah, there was a spanking on the chest of the sunburn.
Speaker 3: Should try and break the buttons on your ship.
Speaker 1: Yeah, on the dance floor.
Speaker 8: It's kind of hot though, No, it's a bit hot.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it was hot, sun it was hot.
Speaker 10: Ship.
Speaker 4: I'm terrible cold breeze on my warm.
Speaker 5: Chest line tail Anonymous, Good morning.
Speaker 1: Good morning.
Speaker 4: Ella, maybe she was the spanker's Brianna.
Speaker 3: Good morning morning. Uh Brianna, were you spanked or.
Speaker 4: Or did you get spanked on your sunburn?
Speaker 12: I got sunburn?
Speaker 4: The sunburn? How bad?
Speaker 7: I ended up with a third degree burn? Were you not?
Speaker 4: Did you have to go to the hospital?
Speaker 11: No?
Speaker 12: I ended up just staying home and trying to deal
Speaker 12: with it.
Speaker 13: But I had like the worst blisters all over my
Speaker 13: back and I did.
Speaker 7: You just get to put sunscreen on or did you
Speaker 7: fall asleep or was it one of those days where
Speaker 7: you think you're fine and you're not.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 12: I had a friend accidentally put baby all on.
Speaker 1: My back.
Speaker 4: Instead of what sunscreen.
Speaker 13: It was supposed to be like the normal oil oil.
Speaker 1: So how do you that's how do you treat that?
Speaker 3: That's an our job?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and you can't go on the shower for months? No.
Speaker 14: I lived off the couch for like a week.
Speaker 4: Oh, you poor thing.
Speaker 5: And then it's like a snake, you're shedding.
Speaker 12: Yeah.
Speaker 7: But the blisters, I'll be honest, burnt on my lips
Speaker 7: really badly once ba accident and they all blister.
Speaker 4: It was horrendous.
Speaker 3: I was hoping for more fun spanking stories, but that's
Speaker 3: all right, slapping sorry, slapping thirteen twenty fourteen is our number.
Speaker 3: Have you been spank slapped or sunburn?
Speaker 4: Did you get your sunburnt slapped?
Speaker 3: You're on the air with Jason Lauren Clint here as well.
Speaker 3: A little bruised and sunburn. He was smacked on a
Speaker 3: dance floor on the juice so on the weekend.
Speaker 4: He accidentally fell asleep in the sun.
Speaker 7: Now it is important while we're talking about to remind
Speaker 7: people to be very very careful. Australia has terrible skin
Speaker 7: cancer rates, so make sure you slip slap, slap. We've
Speaker 7: actually got some really warm weather coming up and often
Speaker 7: this time of year it's a bit deceptive. You think
Speaker 7: you think safe, but just be very careful in the sun.
Speaker 3: Also, I feel like say for anybody being spanked, just
Speaker 3: also be careful. Starts off so clean.
Speaker 7: Basically, fell asleep in the sun, got terribly sun burnt,
Speaker 7: went to a nightclub.
Speaker 4: And a woman kept slapping him on his sunburd Trying
Speaker 4: to do.
Speaker 5: And should have a safe work.
Speaker 1: What should the safe world have been?
Speaker 3: Pineapples, But.
Speaker 6: It's the transcends.
Speaker 7: There's something about pineapples for swingers as well, So.
Speaker 1: That on the door.
Speaker 4: A cruise trouble on the Gold Coast, it wouldn't be.
Speaker 1: Going sunburns, spanked and swinging.
Speaker 3: What the Gold Coast is like a cruise ship not
Speaker 3: at sea.
Speaker 8: It's exactly what it is.
Speaker 3: Actually, it's a cruise ship. It's like, it's exactly what
Speaker 3: it is. Did you go on the bungee bullet the
Speaker 3: bungee broad Beach?
Speaker 7: The amount of times I've sat in my hotel thinking,
Speaker 7: who earth.
Speaker 1: You would have been on it?
Speaker 3: Yes, the bungee ball Bullet Broadbeach. Let's get to some
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, then he paid nine dollars for the video.
Speaker 6: Morning, Zach, were you spanked or you sunburned?
Speaker 1: Maybe both?
Speaker 15: Morning guys. It wasn't me, but it's definitely a spanking
Speaker 15: sunburn story. Years back, we went on a croatia so
Speaker 15: one night, trying to go to sleep, all I can
Speaker 15: hear it some burn burn. And I woke up the
Speaker 15: next morning and said, boys, what was that noise? And
Speaker 15: one of the boys took a lovely lady home and
Speaker 15: turned out she had the sunburn oliver. Once he found
Speaker 15: that out after after the reaction, he just couldn't stop
Speaker 15: doing Its.
Speaker 14: Bloody hilarious.
Speaker 3: It's an elite club. It really is one of them.
Speaker 4: Were we doing what she was? Slapping? Your sunburn chest? Some
Speaker 4: burn burning me?
Speaker 3: Carry in?
Speaker 5: Are we slapped? Spankd or sunburn?
Speaker 13: My husband and his best friend were sunburn, so I
Speaker 13: thought it was only hitting to slap them.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they deserved.
Speaker 6: Where were they sunburnt?
Speaker 13: Carry their whole backs? They were on a party boat
Speaker 13: in Lake Center and I kept telling them before they
Speaker 13: left that they needed to cover themselves in sunscreen, but
Speaker 13: they were, oh, we're right, we're big pufflo no. And
Speaker 13: by the time they got home, I got them to
Speaker 13: pull their shorts down a little bit and their bottoms
Speaker 13: were completely pure white and their.
Speaker 15: Backs were like lobsters.
Speaker 13: So every time I walked past them, I thought they
Speaker 13: needed to either be slipped or slapped.
Speaker 4: Yes, here you go.
Speaker 7: It's a good reminder to slip, slap, slap, or you
Speaker 7: get slapped.
Speaker 3: Look yours still looks bad. I'm just looking at the
Speaker 3: line at the moment.
Speaker 4: Gee, you were Harry high pants in the sun.
Speaker 3: That lines quite high up.
Speaker 4: Spanks on before he got spanked. He's high waisted breas well.
Speaker 3: Good morning, Melbourne, and welcome to your Monday day one.
Speaker 3: Good morning of school holidays.
Speaker 4: Yes, now what is it two weeks?
Speaker 8: Yeah to two and a bit awesome?
Speaker 3: Yeah too and a bit weeks in fact. Actually, thanks
Speaker 3: to our mates at our fun Fields, we've got some
Speaker 3: family passes to go throughout the week.
Speaker 8: Good week for it exactly. The weather's still it's going
Speaker 8: to be awesome.
Speaker 3: Fun Fields are staying open for the school holidays. In fact,
Speaker 3: we offloated offloated family pass now thirteen twenty four to
Speaker 3: ten is our number. If you want to get the
Speaker 3: kids out of the.
Speaker 1: Old the house. We've been to fun Fields.
Speaker 3: We have very very good, great little day out and
Speaker 3: the old Dodge and come.
Speaker 6: The Lazy River Rapids.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's that's my style.
Speaker 7: Have fun.
Speaker 4: That is a fun school holiday activity.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, because for some reason you become a cruise ship
Speaker 3: director on school holidays where the passengers, sorry the children
Speaker 3: wake up and go, what's on the agenda today? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, what's on the schedule dad?
Speaker 3: Then you go out and you do stuff all day
Speaker 3: to four o'clock and then they go, what else are
Speaker 3: we doing today?
Speaker 4: Thirteen twenty four ten. If you want to go to.
Speaker 6: Fun for I mean that was your decision.
Speaker 8: Really, that's how it works, and he kept having more
Speaker 8: and more.
Speaker 3: And tell me about you got addicted? I know, te
Speaker 3: you what when it gets to the window where you're trying,
Speaker 3: Oh you the fun really?
Speaker 1: Really?
Speaker 3: Yeah you really?
Speaker 4: I wouldn't worry about that.
Speaker 7: It's when you have them and then you've got three
Speaker 7: and at school holidays, at the funds.
Speaker 3: Really I felt like a piece of meat.
Speaker 1: Do you do now? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Did you? Yeah? It was like, let's go now, now
Speaker 3: you should.
Speaker 4: Try being a woman. I mean, it's so hard for you, guys.
Speaker 5: You've got no idea, Lauren, so hard for you.
Speaker 7: Thank you for your understanding, like what your bodies go
Speaker 7: through to be able to have children.
Speaker 3: It's about somebody.
Speaker 7: It's amazing just to all the women out there, don't
Speaker 7: we just feel so desperately sorry for the mir Here's
Speaker 7: a conversation.
Speaker 6: I'm not saying a thing smart laying out of this one.
Speaker 3: Hey, coming up this hour, we need to talk footy
Speaker 3: with the great job Nathan brownlve Brownie. What's going on.
Speaker 1: With the d's mate, Well, that's not the hot issue
Speaker 1: of the weekend is in this room? Surely it's not.
Speaker 4: Christian Petrka did not look happy at the end of
Speaker 4: the game.
Speaker 3: It God, if you wanted to leave the club last
Speaker 3: year trying to climb the fence. Now. There was also
Speaker 3: a story doing the rounds yesterday which I found quite triggering.
Speaker 6: Was this the kid who dy's grandfather whoops?
Speaker 3: Yes, the candidates grandfather butt back bad memories for me
Speaker 3: and we will go there next. There's one thing you
Speaker 3: have to be worried about with kids.
Speaker 4: There's many things, actually.
Speaker 1: I think there's more than one.
Speaker 5: The number one thing when they're quiet.
Speaker 4: Oh, that means they're up to something.
Speaker 3: Exactly right, because when they're quiet, there's something wrong. Lady
Speaker 3: in the UK realized that this week there's a video
Speaker 3: going viral. I don't know if you've had a chance
Speaker 3: to see it was.
Speaker 4: I saw the headline, but I didn't I didn't click
Speaker 4: the video.
Speaker 3: We got around last week.
Speaker 4: Thing I really want to watch.
Speaker 1: I saw it, I knew that it was us.
Speaker 3: Let's play the video. This is a lady who found
Speaker 3: her son eating her dad's and my dad's slush years ashes.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, when your son eat she died ushers
Speaker 1: my song hussy and my dad's slash years, Oh my
Speaker 1: god's ushes.
Speaker 4: They're everywhere. They're like he's been in a sandspits my
Speaker 4: song and my dad lash years.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, you son, she died there?
Speaker 7: It is What about when your son like it happens
Speaker 7: all the time. Why would you put it on the internet.
Speaker 5: Well, just I mean I hope that.
Speaker 4: I guess where did she keep the ashes?
Speaker 1: It looked like that the ashes are in a little
Speaker 1: ceramic bowl. Citty caught on the television cabinet.
Speaker 3: I mean that time reach. You can't put in arms
Speaker 3: right now.
Speaker 6: The issue is the ashes.
Speaker 7: Usher.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, that poor little boy.
Speaker 1: All over the couch. They're all over his mouth and
Speaker 1: his beautiful shirts. Oh my goodness, gracious me.
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, Well, I mean I've got nieces and nephews,
Speaker 7: and I know we can't have anything within arms reach.
Speaker 3: I know you guys would be very sympathetic to this story,
Speaker 3: absolutely every day of the week, because this triggered my
Speaker 3: memory of when I told you guys about my family.
Speaker 4: I don't need no let's start that. That was a
Speaker 4: different That was a different different instances.
Speaker 6: We were all really emotional at this time.
Speaker 3: Oh, I've got the audio. My family and I did
Speaker 3: a very emotional trip to the Gold Coast to say
Speaker 3: I final goodbye to our mum and dad and scatter
Speaker 3: their ashes, and you guys were very supportive. Saturday morning,
Speaker 3: we all got our at five am and in the
Speaker 3: cover of darkness, climbed the mountain there at Miami and
Speaker 3: we're all set up on Miami Beach, which is where
Speaker 3: we used to holiday every year for like eight weeks
Speaker 3: as a family. So it was the perfect place to
Speaker 3: scatter mum and dad's ashes, which is what the whole
Speaker 3: weekend was about.
Speaker 5: And there was twenty of us.
Speaker 4: Is it two separate We.
Speaker 3: Had two sort of cylinders, like cardboard cylinders, and you
Speaker 3: peel the top off.
Speaker 4: Now you peel the top off.
Speaker 3: You peel the top like the pringles.
Speaker 4: I'm picturing pringles.
Speaker 16: They weren't in a sour cream. My parents, my parents
Speaker 16: were not in a sour cream. And tried, no, it's
Speaker 16: not He hated pringles. And we walked down to the
Speaker 16: water's edge and it was, you know, it was very
Speaker 16: emotional at this point, and it's just my sisters and
Speaker 16: I in the water and all the other family gathered
Speaker 16: on the bank right.
Speaker 3: In the water about just above knees.
Speaker 1: We went in.
Speaker 5: We kept going in and like it.
Speaker 3: Was emotional and somber, but also it was fun, like
Speaker 3: the kids are playing around, you know, and stuff, and
Speaker 3: I scattered a little bit and then passed the cylinder
Speaker 3: to my sister and she scattered a bit, and we
Speaker 3: swapped around right and we're pouring in the water, and
Speaker 3: just as we finish, everyone sort of walks towards the
Speaker 3: water more and one of my kids walks into the
Speaker 3: water and starts waiting. Waiting in the water.
Speaker 4: Was at that point.
Speaker 3: Rush a wave sort of brought mom and dad back
Speaker 3: into the shore and covered one of my kids. Stop
Speaker 3: it click, I said, stand up, we've got that on you.
Speaker 4: Stop stop it. What did you do?
Speaker 3: It's a dune kemp like you know when you're trying
Speaker 3: to get stand off. Johnny's on the air to talk forty.
Speaker 3: Jonathan Brown is in the house, Morning Brown.
Speaker 10: What's happening.
Speaker 3: You're going to gather around.
Speaker 10: I'm going to gather around.
Speaker 3: It's a busy few days looking forward to us big festival.
Speaker 7: We're taking a plane full of listeners. Do you think
Speaker 7: that'll be what think that'll be quiet adventure?
Speaker 11: I'll be debay, absolute debauchery. Last year's done over there
Speaker 11: for that's dangerous let.
Speaker 4: Me tell you Fursday, Friday, Saturday.
Speaker 10: Jeez.
Speaker 3: Last year Clinton was on a lime skirter at about
Speaker 3: four thirty and then reading the news at five point thirty.
Speaker 10: Well done, You know.
Speaker 11: I subscribe to the theory, and the listeners would know
Speaker 11: because obviously we've been here for a fair while and
Speaker 11: back in the Brisbane days that once it gets past
Speaker 11: a certain time in the morning, when you look at each.
Speaker 10: Other go no, you just keep going. True.
Speaker 5: Please don't tell them that.
Speaker 10: The worst thing you can do.
Speaker 11: Is think I need to I can pinch it out
Speaker 11: sleep here, because you're not getting out of bed in
Speaker 11: decent Jake, you just play through.
Speaker 3: He's always been a mentor.
Speaker 1: He's always been at a time different Scotcha that I
Speaker 1: know well.
Speaker 7: And then he's flight got cancer and he had to
Speaker 7: sleep on the floor.
Speaker 3: Wouldn't stand away over there, and it wasn't because he
Speaker 3: was watching both of them get rejected from the beach
Speaker 3: and lounge. What it meant to the mentor, Carlos.
Speaker 4: It was like B one and B two trying to
Speaker 4: get back to Sydney.
Speaker 1: Okay, So Brownie, which footy club is most under the
Speaker 1: pump heading in to gather around is it the Blues.
Speaker 8: Is it the D's or Richmond Richmond?
Speaker 1: Or is it?
Speaker 4: Why does no one care about Richmond building? We've got
Speaker 4: more members, got.
Speaker 11: Grace, you know, you've got good man and you've been
Speaker 11: a great club. Okay, but you've got grace, a grace
Speaker 11: period in twenty seventeen, twenty nineteen, twenty twenty. What do
Speaker 11: you use in twenty twenty twenty three? Flags?
Speaker 4: Now we're allowed to be.
Speaker 6: Carlton and the D's right.
Speaker 11: Yeah, my man Vossi, I'm finding now I'm becoming enough
Speaker 11: he Carlden supporter because my daughter Live it's all Pang's fault.
Speaker 11: But daughter Live is made Carden supporter. And so I've
Speaker 11: become invested in the Carlton story, even though I used
Speaker 11: to kick a lot of goals against them and used
Speaker 11: to have fun kicking goals against it. But now I
Speaker 11: feel really bad because my man Vossi, the premiership captain,
Speaker 11: great made of mine?
Speaker 10: Is the coach?
Speaker 11: He's coppying on a crap sack Vossy graffiti on the streets.
Speaker 3: Start targeting him.
Speaker 10: Well, probably he's the head coach.
Speaker 3: Stars Is it the coach's fault when the team aren't
Speaker 3: playing it's a good.
Speaker 4: Question, get out there and get a kick.
Speaker 11: Still, absolutely could he could do better than half days,
Speaker 11: especially some of the contests and the second after the
Speaker 11: great points. They need to get you in there to
Speaker 11: stiffen them up because some of the senior senior players
Speaker 11: efforts the other day.
Speaker 3: We're not par exactly scratch. We're talking about football. You
Speaker 3: had the horn for him when he was in.
Speaker 4: I like redheads, but that's different.
Speaker 11: It's a tough, tough bugger and I'll tell you what
Speaker 11: VOSSI would be able to lead the way out there.
Speaker 11: But that's been disappointing.
Speaker 7: Thing about Carlton is I feel for philosophy years like
Speaker 7: going into the season so much hoping.
Speaker 1: That should be up.
Speaker 11: You know, everyone gets seduced that well. I used in
Speaker 11: the footy context. People get seduced by their top end talent. McKay, Walsh,
Speaker 11: Crips been fantastic players, but I'm not sure about the
Speaker 11: whole list. It takes a team to get the job
Speaker 11: done and.
Speaker 4: So they're not playing as a team.
Speaker 11: There's a little bit of that, but I'm not sure
Speaker 11: the list is as good as people making out right.
Speaker 3: It'll be hard to tell, but we're on the air
Speaker 3: with Jonathan Brown this morning. There is no off season
Speaker 3: with KO Sports. Get on board today.
Speaker 1: It's gonna say next in the furnace is Melbourne? Okay,
Speaker 1: So they played three quarters of decent footage out. I
Speaker 1: don't mean like you know they played. They showed up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they showed up and they cracked in. Is Simon Goodwin
Speaker 1: in trouble then.
Speaker 11: He's under a favorite pressure. It'll be see if it
Speaker 11: continues on the same path. I wouldn't be surprised if
Speaker 11: they maybe have a bit of a chat later in
Speaker 11: the year. He's a premiership coach, so you want to
Speaker 11: make sure that your premiership coach are respect and looked after.
Speaker 10: The whole lovey dovey thing hasn't worked.
Speaker 4: From that that, What do you mean they're all.
Speaker 10: In love with each other?
Speaker 3: We spoke about the pre season and.
Speaker 10: They're all in love.
Speaker 11: They come along lay since the day at entre Cot,
Speaker 11: haven't they with each other? Now they've gone the lovey
Speaker 11: dovey feel and I thought that was going to work.
Speaker 11: Zip and four, I'm not sure love love doesn't seem.
Speaker 10: To sort of relate.
Speaker 5: Would you go in the final day?
Speaker 11: To me, they had a brutality that won the twenty
Speaker 11: twenty one Grand Final. Get back to a bit of
Speaker 11: brutal for me, going around hugging each other.
Speaker 3: Glorious lin days when you were there and guys were
Speaker 3: on fire. Would the team hang out away from the club.
Speaker 10: We didn't love each other. No, we didn't love each other.
Speaker 5: That's why this show's work.
Speaker 10: We're a great respect for each.
Speaker 11: Dary And kissed me on mad mondays, GARYL.
Speaker 7: White legend around passing the boys.
Speaker 11: Absolutely, premierships are that's the time to love each other,
Speaker 11: isn't it?
Speaker 1: Know?
Speaker 10: When Zip and for that I.
Speaker 5: Saw the other day really through me commenced looks totally different.
Speaker 3: Handstand properties, Yeah, you know when he sells the property.
Speaker 7: Every tie a handstand successful. I told you he always does.
Speaker 5: Next to the soul site.
Speaker 7: He used to do it when he played foot and
Speaker 7: then every time I'd seen in any other function, event
Speaker 7: or whatever, he'd pull out a handstand.
Speaker 11: That was his thing because he used to do that
Speaker 11: after he won, and you should.
Speaker 3: Do that on to the next level.
Speaker 7: We didn't win, jare handstand, but just quickly back to
Speaker 7: the d's I saw this footage of Christian Petrarca after
Speaker 7: the game and he was had his head in his hands,
Speaker 7: but not just like oh no, it was like pure frustration,
Speaker 7: Like I thought he was going to tear his own here.
Speaker 10: I think he doesn't want to play for this guy.
Speaker 7: I don't know, That's what I'm asking. Do you think
Speaker 7: he's like shiving members.
Speaker 10: We can be probably a little bit hard on the players.
Speaker 10: It is. They've got high stand It's obviously expectation coming
Speaker 10: into the year.
Speaker 3: So it's just that's that kind of frustration.
Speaker 10: It means something. Doesn't he come to me a flat
Speaker 10: but you know.
Speaker 1: I mean signed a seven year deal, wasn't he.
Speaker 10: Well that's right exactly, so you make your bed. You've
Speaker 10: gotta line it.
Speaker 5: Turning on his own team, I.
Speaker 4: Don't know if he's having you.
Speaker 1: Know Brown, how good supporters've got signed to cheer from.
Speaker 11: Ross sprinkled all over him, So they're good. They're going
Speaker 11: to be good check book.
Speaker 3: We've had the Wizard Nick Watson joined the show this year.
Speaker 3: I know they had the weekend off to hit up circus.
Speaker 11: It's all so you're you're the wizard tall and got him.
Speaker 5: I think, just especially when you got your hat on
Speaker 5: the Wizard hat.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that every time he comes in.
Speaker 10: Said the Wizard.
Speaker 11: At Sunday night over in Adelaide, over and doing that game,
Speaker 11: they an't gather around. They played Port Adelaide, and I
Speaker 11: remember what happened last year and in that final when
Speaker 11: Kenny Inkley did the airplay the Adelaide absolutely when they
Speaker 11: nearly got it on.
Speaker 5: So can you wear the hat during the telecast?
Speaker 11: Probably been unprofessional because you've got to remain unbiased. And
Speaker 11: when you call the game, there is two teams in
Speaker 11: that game.
Speaker 4: What's the best team in the league this year?
Speaker 3: Who come on?
Speaker 1: You know the.
Speaker 10: Brisbane g w s.
Speaker 3: Inburn No illing the Hawks to al right, there's no
Speaker 3: off season with KO Sports. Get on board today, Jonathan Brown,
Speaker 3: we will see you in Adelaide.
Speaker 10: Sir can see that.
Speaker 1: Do you know he can hang out with these days?
Speaker 1: Drug kingpin Tony Mockbell.
Speaker 3: I can't that. I'm busy.
Speaker 1: He's out of bail.
Speaker 7: So he was in prison for eighteen years. He's out
Speaker 7: on bail before a retrial.
Speaker 3: That's right. Can I just say hats off to our
Speaker 3: mate Tom Steinford. I was cllued to the television on Friday.
Speaker 3: I know, well, he had to fill for so long
Speaker 3: that's the court waiting to get the footage. He was
Speaker 3: at the Channel nine news desk waiting to cross.
Speaker 4: All the nine reporters there were amazed.
Speaker 7: I was quite I felt like we're watching like the
Speaker 7: next part of Underbelly.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so he's out.
Speaker 8: He might be listening this morning, so shout out long story. Sure,
Speaker 8: give us a call.
Speaker 1: He's not so fat anymore though he called fat. That
Speaker 1: was his nickname, I guess, but now it was the
Speaker 1: mob guy in the Simpsons.
Speaker 7: Maybe it's just a good mob n If I was
Speaker 7: a monster, I'd want to be called fat Tony.
Speaker 3: So first.
Speaker 4: Fat Tawny.
Speaker 3: It's very surprise.
Speaker 8: Yes, what did he do when the phone lines?
Speaker 6: Life on the outside in eighteen years?
Speaker 1: As Lauren said, he well, he has to report to
Speaker 1: police every day as part of his bail conditions. So
Speaker 1: off he toddled for a morning walk and he's active where.
Speaker 3: I mean, it's very reminiscent of married life, like I
Speaker 3: have to report him with the wife when I live.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, very similar.
Speaker 7: Very so I'm thinking about putting an ankle bracelet on Paul.
Speaker 7: Actually I think he's almost he's almost.
Speaker 3: You have fine my friends or one of them, but.
Speaker 4: If you had an ankle bracelet. Idally you are on
Speaker 4: the tame look at your face.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, well, actually we're going to amputate that football.
Speaker 4: I've already put it. Air tags in his shoes. Don't
Speaker 4: tell him.
Speaker 3: Well, that's why we always get him to change clothes
Speaker 3: when we're now take it all off, Paul, Well.
Speaker 4: Scan you he's been bugged, just in case he has chipped.
Speaker 4: He's been bugged anyway.
Speaker 8: What he's saying, sorry, does you just put an air.
Speaker 4: Tag in.
Speaker 1: He's got he's got an ankle bracelet and he was
Speaker 1: sporting the ankle bracelet because he's wearing shorts for his
Speaker 1: morning walk to report to police. And then he decided
Speaker 1: to go to Northland Shopping Center, which is which has
Speaker 1: actually been upgraded someone in the eighteen years since he
Speaker 1: last went there.
Speaker 7: Oh you know what, I don't go to Chadstone for
Speaker 7: a month and it's changed. Imagine eighteen years since he visits.
Speaker 7: Between visits in Northwest, what's this seed? Seed wouldn't have
Speaker 7: been around? What wouldn't have he would have gone to
Speaker 7: Granny Maize or something?
Speaker 1: What's new?
Speaker 3: What levels that rivers also just shut down? Just jeans
Speaker 3: and ajeens.
Speaker 7: What it doesn't it fits best that came out incorrectly.
Speaker 1: Anyway, he left with many shopping bags, including one from Coals,
Speaker 1: one from a nutritional store, Elite Supplements, and he was
Speaker 1: also going to be ripped Tony. He was spotted in
Speaker 1: Mayer at the perfume counter having a whiff of some
Speaker 1: of the latest fragrances.
Speaker 5: Well, yeah, because even never smelled j Loglow.
Speaker 7: It would have been like dovedof or something. Back then,
Speaker 7: he'd be a nobody my goel joop.
Speaker 4: No, my grandfather always wore puckle rabhan.
Speaker 5: My dad wore brute.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he would have. Maybe it was a lynxth Africa guy.
Speaker 4: He'd be like, what are all these different types of deodorant?
Speaker 1: Guys?
Speaker 4: I didn't know there were so many.
Speaker 3: Clear the phone lines. Look, this is a long shot
Speaker 3: and we might not get someone that's done this. Tony
Speaker 3: thirty give us a BA, but you might know someone.
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 4: Is are you friends with Tony Mane?
Speaker 3: I no know that.
Speaker 8: What's the two topic Monday?
Speaker 3: What's the first thing you did when you got out
Speaker 3: of jail? Now, maybe you're a loved one.
Speaker 7: Got out of anything like a marriage, there'd be people
Speaker 7: that got out of them. And then when I bought
Speaker 7: sports cars and.
Speaker 3: Things, good court, let's do thirteen twenty four ten. What
Speaker 3: did you do when you got.
Speaker 4: Out of anywhere?
Speaker 1: And if you do know Tony mock beell, give us
Speaker 1: a call.
Speaker 4: As well, or if you're listening, what would.
Speaker 3: Be the first thing you'd do if you got out
Speaker 3: of jail?
Speaker 4: We'll probably go to Chadston. Yeah, look at all the
Speaker 4: new offerings.
Speaker 3: Surely like you'd go for a nice steak or something
Speaker 3: with you.
Speaker 1: Or no, you can't because Sizzles closed.
Speaker 7: It was open, and you'd feel like he's that restaurant
Speaker 7: on Moregal Road with the volcano out the front.
Speaker 1: Still.
Speaker 3: Hogs bread, hogspress, the steaks.
Speaker 5: No they haven't, I think, No, it's.
Speaker 3: Closed, hasn't it? Curly fries, they slow cook the stakes
Speaker 3: and probably put the stakes in at the start of
Speaker 3: his sentence.
Speaker 5: They'd be ready now would Yeah?
Speaker 7: No, Well, honestly though, there is so much would have changed,
Speaker 7: Like he would never have had an iPhone.
Speaker 3: He's nott allowed one. That's part of his fowl conditions.
Speaker 3: A smartphone?
Speaker 4: What's he allowed? Like a thirty two ten? Yeah, you
Speaker 4: think he's sitting at home playing snake.
Speaker 3: Well, I just don't want him on Tinder mention that
Speaker 3: popping up.
Speaker 8: No, he's married, he's got a mesa.
Speaker 3: Ah, you're right, everyone on Tender's single thirteen twenty four
Speaker 3: ten is our number. What's the first thing you did
Speaker 3: when you got.
Speaker 4: Out out of prison? Out of a marriage?
Speaker 5: That was the first thing you did when you got
Speaker 5: out of the couple prison?
Speaker 1: To my house?
Speaker 4: I moved in with Clint.
Speaker 3: Plucky girl.
Speaker 4: Wow, look at us now, Clint s happier than ever.
Speaker 3: You can remain completely anonymous. Twenty four to ten? What
Speaker 3: did you get out of and what was the first
Speaker 3: thing you did? You were on the air with Jason Lauren.
Speaker 3: Clint's here as well? Your chance to win five thousand
Speaker 3: dollars the five K question guaranteed to go off this week?
Speaker 4: Is it? We'll just keep going until we give it away?
Speaker 1: Is it?
Speaker 3: I heard you on the weekend on nov saying, hey,
Speaker 3: Jason Lauren, you were promoting it?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 3: Questions guaranteed to go off this week?
Speaker 7: When are you guys going to learn that I don't
Speaker 7: listen to anything that goes.
Speaker 4: On around here?
Speaker 5: What's your rule?
Speaker 7: Every day's a school day when you meet learning new.
Speaker 3: Things, unless I'm looking at you in the eye listening, yeah, fair,
Speaker 3: to be fair, you weren't listening. You weren't looking at me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well that was just a test.
Speaker 3: I must go off this week, thanks Lauren Melbourne.
Speaker 4: Just keep trying because it must go off this week.
Speaker 3: We know you out No.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty fourteen. What did you do when you got
Speaker 3: out out of a marriage?
Speaker 5: Out of jail?
Speaker 7: Because Tony Mockbell's just got out of prison after eighteen
Speaker 7: years and he went straight to Northlands to get some
Speaker 7: new after shave, which is fair enough.
Speaker 6: When he went to Carl's in a supplement shop as well.
Speaker 4: It's going to be ripped when.
Speaker 3: He walked out of the court new suit or was
Speaker 3: that the suit he would have wore when he went in?
Speaker 7: Well, wasn't he known for wearing a suit with a
Speaker 7: red tie? He was always in a red but he
Speaker 7: wasn't in that. He was in a black and white.
Speaker 3: The suit was quite tangled. Have you lost weight? Did
Speaker 3: you put on weight?
Speaker 10: And Chaim?
Speaker 4: That was full on, wasn't it?
Speaker 1: Wasn't it just so like? And then all the media
Speaker 1: out in the front of his property or his sister's
Speaker 1: property his hand.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, they followed him right the way.
Speaker 8: To if you lived in the street, put up the
Speaker 8: bil the sister.
Speaker 3: The sister because last time she put up the bells.
Speaker 3: Because he did. He did the runner.
Speaker 4: Did he remember when he wore the wig o the week?
Speaker 3: I forgot about the week he decided to flee and
Speaker 3: a sistant lost like a mill in bail. Sure, imagine
Speaker 3: having that chat again. I know, I know I was
Speaker 3: your mill last time. But help my brother out. Let's
Speaker 3: go to Tom. Uh, Tom, did you get out of
Speaker 3: a marriage or jail?
Speaker 12: I had of jail about a year ago.
Speaker 1: Good on your Tom.
Speaker 5: Now Tom, how long were you in there for?
Speaker 12: This farm? Was in there for three years. I've been
Speaker 12: in and out for the.
Speaker 10: Years.
Speaker 12: Yeah, but I finally pulled my head in. Now I'm
Speaker 12: working full time.
Speaker 4: And yeah, good on you, Tom.
Speaker 3: What did you do when you got out? What's the
Speaker 3: first thing?
Speaker 12: As soon as you get got to the city, you
Speaker 12: got some hungry jack three seventh cross station, and.
Speaker 4: So it was a hungry jacks.
Speaker 7: Tom was a hungry jacks as good as you remembered
Speaker 7: from before you were in.
Speaker 12: You're craving the whole time and then when you get
Speaker 12: there it not as good as just the hoppiness.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 12: Yeah, you eat the first bit of junk and you're like,
Speaker 12: oh okay.
Speaker 6: And then is there anything new on the menu?
Speaker 12: What was that? Anything new now? Just original Christy tender?
Speaker 4: And then what do you do?
Speaker 12: Went and got a haircut, press haircut, new pair of shoes.
Speaker 4: Oh what shoes you get?
Speaker 12: I got a pair of acid quantums.
Speaker 3: And then when you're in the barber, were they like
Speaker 3: up too much today?
Speaker 5: Were you like just got out?
Speaker 12: They just got out. They're like, oh, yeah, your hair's
Speaker 12: a bit long. I'm like, yeah, it's not the best
Speaker 12: of Let her go through a bit two years.
Speaker 4: And then what did you do?
Speaker 12: Then?
Speaker 4: What you do?
Speaker 9: Uh?
Speaker 12: Then I went and seen the kids. Yeah, when I
Speaker 12: seen the kids and you got.
Speaker 4: A hungry Jacks before that.
Speaker 12: They had pizza later that night.
Speaker 3: Tom Can I ask when you leave prison, what are
Speaker 3: you given? Is it just what you had on you
Speaker 3: when you win in or do you leave with some
Speaker 3: money like a show?
Speaker 12: When you leave, like what if you arrested with Like
Speaker 12: I think you're valuable that comes with you, But all
Speaker 12: the clothes like it's been sitting in the pin for
Speaker 12: three years. It's all dusty smellbow.
Speaker 4: It might not fit you. After two years.
Speaker 12: Nothing fitted me out. I went in eighty kilos, come
Speaker 12: out one hundred and twenty.
Speaker 7: Oh wait, what were had you put on forty kilos
Speaker 7: in there?
Speaker 12: Forty kilos? Yeah?
Speaker 6: Tell me what what clink were you in?
Speaker 11: Well?
Speaker 12: Clink I've been to this time. I was at Margane
Speaker 12: eat and bowing. Yeah, I've seen mock Weell before. I
Speaker 12: was in before.
Speaker 4: Was he a high farve kind of goo when you'd
Speaker 4: walk past?
Speaker 12: Anyway, it was pretty quiet. He trained every day. He
Speaker 12: was very into his fitness this time. Yeah. He had
Speaker 12: his heart attack or start making as a while back,
Speaker 12: and he got really into his fitness. He trained. You
Speaker 12: look really didn't look like him.
Speaker 3: Nice.
Speaker 6: What about you? You keeping fit now these days?
Speaker 12: Oh? Not much? But I'm working now. I do fruit
Speaker 12: and milk delivery. I started at two am in the
Speaker 12: morning and finish it like ten eleven During the day.
Speaker 12: I worked for a place it's called Fruit to Work exprisonors.
Speaker 4: Oh that's Tom. Good on you for turning your life around.
Speaker 8: You stay on the straight and arrow, keep your nose claiming.
Speaker 12: Don't give a shout out to my work because they're
Speaker 12: really good. Please do any places at one fruit or
Speaker 12: milk delivery. It's called fruit to work and second chances.
Speaker 3: That's awesome, hey, Tom. Final question, can people listen to
Speaker 3: us in jail?
Speaker 12: Yeah, you've got all the radio stations in there, perc.
Speaker 4: Did you listen to us?
Speaker 1: Popular?
Speaker 12: Always listened to Nova.
Speaker 5: And well there you go. If you're doing time, your
Speaker 5: chance to win five k coming up very soon.
Speaker 1: Made a couple of years ago we went on Nova.
Speaker 1: So we're in jail as well.
Speaker 5: Tom, Thanks for listening.
Speaker 4: What did we do when we got out of there?
Speaker 4: You too good on your time? We cried, what did
Speaker 4: we do when we when we got out of jail?
Speaker 17: You?
Speaker 5: What is mock beller? High five sort of guy when
Speaker 5: you walk?
Speaker 1: She said he was.
Speaker 6: He said he was unstated, he was friendly.
Speaker 3: It's a good question. I thought you're high five and
Speaker 3: the yeah, right?
Speaker 4: The window prisons are really fascinating.
Speaker 3: Forty kilos youet Tom back.
Speaker 4: I want to know how he put on forard.
Speaker 3: I don't think much hard time, but he.
Speaker 4: Said he was eating more healthy in there than Now.
Speaker 3: That's weird. I thought it was the other way because
Speaker 3: I thought I'm like I do two years come out skinny.
Speaker 4: Possibly you would know because you can't get my sceener
Speaker 4: in prison.
Speaker 5: Well, good morning Melbourne.
Speaker 3: Every day at eight o'clock, we'll give you a chance
Speaker 3: to win five thousand dollars with a five K question.
Speaker 5: Let's go to the phones and Bunny, good.
Speaker 2: Morning, good morning.
Speaker 13: Oh my god, I'm so nervous.
Speaker 4: Oh, don't be nervous.
Speaker 7: It's pretty simple. It's just one answer, one question. Cash
Speaker 7: could be yours. We got three questions though, a hard one,
Speaker 7: a meeting one, or an easy one.
Speaker 4: Bonnie, what are you thinking?
Speaker 14: I really want to go the five K, but I
Speaker 14: think it's going to be hard, So we're going to
Speaker 14: go five hundred.
Speaker 2: Five hundred dollars.
Speaker 3: Okay, here's the go. We will give you a question,
Speaker 3: you get three seconds to answer. You must answer in
Speaker 3: that time.
Speaker 7: Okay, I knew this one, Bonnie, and I don't know
Speaker 7: a lot, but I knew I knew this one.
Speaker 3: That's true, body.
Speaker 5: Okay, are you ready to go?
Speaker 3: Yes for five hundred dollars.
Speaker 2: In the Harry Potter series, what is the name of
Speaker 2: Harry's Owl? Three? Two one?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, let me play some audio.
Speaker 8: My god, your oad week I'm not around with.
Speaker 3: God.
Speaker 2: I knew that so hard.
Speaker 7: It's just hard when you know that you can't white
Speaker 7: split it out and then you hear it and you go, oh,
Speaker 7: that's it.
Speaker 18: That's all right.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what.
Speaker 3: These school holidays, you can save big at fun Fields
Speaker 3: theme parks. End of season sale, cheaper tickets, more thrills.
Speaker 3: Visit Funfields dot com dot are you. I'm gonna hook
Speaker 3: you up with the family pass.
Speaker 12: Oh my god, thank you so much, my lover.
Speaker 3: There you go, Auntie Bonnie, And God knows we all
Speaker 3: need family passes at the moment, because today is day.
Speaker 4: One of school, day one, how many days?
Speaker 3: Four hundred? Yeah, it's turn a bit weeks because there's
Speaker 3: Easter at the end, so they get the Easter Monday off.
Speaker 7: They they the monsters, the two legged small monsters.
Speaker 5: Okay, back to school for three days and.
Speaker 6: Then they are the loves of your life.
Speaker 1: Yes, and you should. You should really treasure the time
Speaker 1: you get to spend with the time.
Speaker 3: That's why I brought one of them to work with me,
Speaker 3: because I just could not separate myself.
Speaker 4: In fact, Hudson should come every morning.
Speaker 3: Well, I think we.
Speaker 4: We like having honey here.
Speaker 3: Don't there more children of just arrived.
Speaker 8: He's got friends the daycare.
Speaker 4: It's oh my gosh, they're all in over merch.
Speaker 3: Hey, guys in his school holiday's day one. Hats off
Speaker 3: to all the parents out there, a lot of kids.
Speaker 7: No, not hats off to you yet it's eight twenty
Speaker 7: on the first day of school holidays.
Speaker 4: By day fourteen, we can be taken to suffer.
Speaker 3: I've got to hoddy with me today. My eight year
Speaker 3: olds and Howdi's.
Speaker 7: Friends are here now too. Yep, we're running an over daycare.
Speaker 3: Are the kids makee? Cow?
Speaker 5: Has just been dropped off?
Speaker 3: God? Kids?
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, they're in there.
Speaker 3: No over merch, of course, they've got to go out
Speaker 3: the street cars.
Speaker 1: Flash job, they're street teamers.
Speaker 4: Are the flash mob of little people. How old are you?
Speaker 1: Do you know? He's eight?
Speaker 4: Eight?
Speaker 5: That's a fun a Do you know our boss?
Speaker 3: You know you can't hear through the glass.
Speaker 4: You can hear us? What do you mean he can
Speaker 4: hear us?
Speaker 8: We could, yeah, but he did his fingers eight.
Speaker 3: Our boss last school holidays bought his kids in and
Speaker 3: he got the text in the building to set up
Speaker 3: a whole Wi Fi network so they could play roadblocks. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's that's a lot.
Speaker 4: Who who did that?
Speaker 3: BT?
Speaker 4: What did they need a special Wi Fi for robots?
Speaker 3: Can you reconnect your mike? It's gone all dodgy, it's windy.
Speaker 3: What can you's done? Here we go? It's clear.
Speaker 4: Are you all right? You know where on the air?
Speaker 5: Ye, Michael's playing it.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: He set up a whole Wi Fi network so the
Speaker 5: kids could play roadblocks.
Speaker 4: Why can they use the normal one?
Speaker 3: Well, I think you know how all the fun stuff
Speaker 3: you can't do it on the Wi Fi at work
Speaker 3: if you set.
Speaker 4: It up for roadblocks. Not fooling us BT guys.
Speaker 3: In the past we have done what does your kids
Speaker 3: suck at? And parents have been pretty honest. We thought,
Speaker 3: because it's school holidays, we'll flip it.
Speaker 2: What does your parents suck at?
Speaker 1: Screen?
Speaker 2: Job channels?
Speaker 3: Plase? Try? Oh, school holiday edition?
Speaker 7: It's school holiday edition. All right, kids, it's your turn
Speaker 7: to dob in your parents. I just text one of
Speaker 7: my best friends the Cheese, and said to his can
Speaker 7: you ask your son what do you suck at?
Speaker 9: Flack at shacks, at cooking poll cloth buns?
Speaker 4: He burns them every time? Oh yeah, nothing worse. I
Speaker 4: mean I'm very fussy.
Speaker 5: About mom going there again.
Speaker 7: I don't want them soggy, and I don't want to
Speaker 7: burn shut out for the little angers. If you are listening,
Speaker 7: be as naughty as you like these school holidays, get
Speaker 7: into it, have fun, kid.
Speaker 3: My mum used to suck it. Picking us up from
Speaker 3: school should always forget Oh and you do like you
Speaker 3: just start walking, because the real was just start walking.
Speaker 3: I'll drive the same route, I'll pick you up same.
Speaker 8: Do you start walking? She wouldn't.
Speaker 4: She would meet halfway.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it was always like nine times out of Jenuere,
Speaker 3: one street from home, and then she'd turned the corner
Speaker 3: on the way.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she was always planning on doing that.
Speaker 1: There's nothing more humiliating than when the lollipop lady is
Speaker 1: packing up sign and heading home and you're still not
Speaker 1: picked up. That happened to us as well.
Speaker 4: Yeah, momm we went away in year nine.
Speaker 7: You go away for two months the whole term, and
Speaker 7: my mum got the wrong day and all the other
Speaker 7: kids had gone home and I was still standing there
Speaker 7: at school camp, the only kid in the unwanted child pile.
Speaker 1: You're on camp for a term year nine, You've got
Speaker 1: to send your children there, Jesse.
Speaker 4: Yes, you're away for a whole term.
Speaker 3: No, no, that sounds like an elite school, like going
Speaker 3: away for a whole term. It was it like a
Speaker 3: billet program where you swap kids.
Speaker 4: What's a billets program?
Speaker 3: Billet is where you stay with another family.
Speaker 4: Isn't that called exchange student exchange?
Speaker 1: It depends.
Speaker 4: We never did that. Well, I never did that.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 12: No.
Speaker 4: A lot of kids did do that, though, and they
Speaker 4: went to Germany for a term or something.
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four ten is our number. I've got family
Speaker 3: passes to fun fields up for grabs. What does your
Speaker 3: parents suck at?
Speaker 4: We asked your son, We asked Hudson, how much time
Speaker 4: are you got? I'm so scared to hit playing? What
Speaker 4: Hudson said about you, Jay?
Speaker 9: My dad sucks up basketball, he cannot dribble. My dad
Speaker 9: sucks are cooking pasta he puts too much cheese, and
Speaker 9: my dad sucks out being handsome. I looked at his
Speaker 9: face today. It wasn't very good.
Speaker 3: The sasty potion. He he's the savage, savage mate savvy
Speaker 3: thirteen twenty fourteen. When you were growing up, what did
Speaker 3: your parents suck at? Give a scroll with phones next
Speaker 3: time over what what does your kids?
Speaker 6: What does your parents suck at?
Speaker 3: Sorry, it's not we're asking.
Speaker 2: What does your parents suck at? Its great job channel last.
Speaker 3: Try thirteen twenty fourteen is our number Day one of
Speaker 3: school holidays? Kids feel for holidays?
Speaker 4: You know what Jay sucks out saying holidays?
Speaker 8: Did you see the what is a Jay's day one
Speaker 8: of school holidays?
Speaker 6: Holidays?
Speaker 1: Man who wants to become prime minister kicking a footy.
Speaker 3: During the camera. Yes, what happens.
Speaker 6: He's on the campaign trail.
Speaker 1: He's making a big Gradios announcement in the Northern Territory,
Speaker 1: kicking a pigskin, kicking a sharon and kicked it right
Speaker 1: into the cameraman. He goes got him and then the
Speaker 1: poor old cameraman had a bleeding eye.
Speaker 7: But seriously, sorry, and I'm blaming the media. Can you
Speaker 7: stop making politicians do dumb things like kick.
Speaker 1: Sorry you think it's the media who make politicians do
Speaker 1: dumb things?
Speaker 3: Reckon you guys, sit there and go pick give you
Speaker 3: a tip.
Speaker 1: I have never been to a press event where the
Speaker 1: media asked the politician to do the dumb thing. It's
Speaker 1: a politician asking the media if they want to get
Speaker 1: vision of them doing the dumb thing because they're dumb.
Speaker 4: Wow, that got fun really Great's all right?
Speaker 7: They should just stop kicking footballs, is all saying.
Speaker 3: The first time I've ever seen you really act like
Speaker 3: a journalist.
Speaker 1: Defending the main stream the brethren that.
Speaker 8: Can be any vision of it there are.
Speaker 4: The media can be a bit Tom, Will.
Speaker 3: You work in the media.
Speaker 4: I know That's what I.
Speaker 8: Couldn't agree more.
Speaker 4: Clint, We everyone sometimes, so.
Speaker 10: We all agree.
Speaker 3: All right, let's go to Will I Will. I'm thirteen
Speaker 3: twenty four ten. What does your parents suck at?
Speaker 18: Well, my dad's cooking sausages because either he'll cook the
Speaker 18: sausages in the microwave. No no, or he'll find the
Speaker 18: biggest pan he can possibly fine and put him in
Speaker 18: the pan for a bit and then you'll set the
Speaker 18: smoke or arm off.
Speaker 4: Will do you have it? You don't have a barbecue
Speaker 4: at your house?
Speaker 14: Ah, we do, but we don't really use it.
Speaker 7: No, because you cook your sausages in the microwave, they
Speaker 7: taste like in the microwave, very very bad.
Speaker 4: And in the is it that they're like char grilled?
Speaker 18: I mean, they tastes better in the pan, but half.
Speaker 7: Hey, will How old are you? What's your favorite thing
Speaker 7: to eat for dinner?
Speaker 18: Probably?
Speaker 4: I love will? Can we have will when we ever
Speaker 4: need a kid? Correspondent?
Speaker 3: Please, I never have the patience for cooking sausages or
Speaker 3: I end up cutting them down the middle when you
Speaker 3: split them, they take.
Speaker 4: About three minutes?
Speaker 1: Can you shove them in the air?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 3: Mm hmm?
Speaker 4: Is there anything you don't cook? Have you thrown the
Speaker 4: rest of your kitchen out?
Speaker 6: I do the hot cross buns in the air.
Speaker 4: That's what we're talking about.
Speaker 1: Now, now the sausages. So there's two things. Give it one, no,
Speaker 1: but I do the sweet potato chips.
Speaker 7: Did you ever get a gas bottle connected to your barbecue?
Speaker 4: Barbecue is and all ornament?
Speaker 3: What does your dad suck at?
Speaker 14: I'm spelling my sister's name.
Speaker 4: Spelling it?
Speaker 5: What's your sister's name?
Speaker 14: Amy?
Speaker 4: And how does she spell it?
Speaker 14: No, it's a I M double E.
Speaker 4: And how does he spell it?
Speaker 14: Just any way except for that.
Speaker 3: Eble to fill that the birth certificate and everything?
Speaker 14: Well, I don't know. But he will even call me
Speaker 14: prior to like her birthday, if she's filling in a
Speaker 14: card or something for her, ask me how to spell it?
Speaker 14: And then he'll still spell it wrong.
Speaker 7: My grandfather's to write Happy Birthday Lauren on my birthday
Speaker 7: card spelled l O R E M s. Work it out,
Speaker 7: ouy Amy.
Speaker 3: What does your mom suck at?
Speaker 2: My mom sucks up folding the washing?
Speaker 4: Good for her?
Speaker 1: Careful?
Speaker 4: No, why does she suck at it?
Speaker 12: She just doesn't make it neat unless until.
Speaker 4: Like humble Brodie, do you ever think maybe you should
Speaker 4: help folding?
Speaker 1: Said?
Speaker 6: Brody's at T shirts that she sucks at.
Speaker 14: Most, Ah, probably like dumping.
Speaker 4: Does it make her? You know? Does she enjoy the
Speaker 4: feedback when you tell her she's not very good at it?
Speaker 8: Not really him?
Speaker 3: I think their kids were helping load of the washing
Speaker 3: the other day because my underwear drawing there was like
Speaker 3: women's underwear in there. No, that's not mine? What weird color?
Speaker 1: You're like, how did they get in there?
Speaker 3: I am aware them?
Speaker 4: How are they feeling?
Speaker 8: Jay quite tight?
Speaker 4: You're enjoying the laces.
Speaker 3: Speaking crack all day? Got your string or your string
Speaker 3: dance Monday?
Speaker 7: J banger for a Monday Yet he Pip Hey Pitt, Hello,
Speaker 7: Oh hi Pip.
Speaker 4: What does your parents suck at?
Speaker 13: My mom sucks at playing teen sports.
Speaker 4: She's not a good sport. Now what does she do?
Speaker 4: What's so bad about it?
Speaker 14: She just doesn't like working with the other people.
Speaker 4: She's not a team player.
Speaker 3: I love when kids have to parent, like give a
Speaker 3: lecture to the parents.
Speaker 7: Come on, come on, tell your game, mum, you play
Speaker 7: fair play eighteen player.
Speaker 3: Let's go to Harry on Thurday twenty four ten, Harry,
Speaker 3: what does your mom suck at? My darling?
Speaker 12: Mother sucks at Facebook?
Speaker 15: Yes, the birthday on Sunday and she's currently applying to
Speaker 15: all the happy birthday messages from twenty twenty four.
Speaker 7: Oh mom, Yeah, but you know what mom's and like,
Speaker 7: is your mom in her fifties sixties?
Speaker 3: Oh she's sixty seven sixties.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like they're into Facebook.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, the parent really, my mother in law lives
Speaker 5: on it.
Speaker 7: My dad's been sending And I only know this because
Speaker 7: it was my girlfriend's Anna's birthday the other day and
Speaker 7: my dad said like a happy birthday message on Facebook
Speaker 7: and it had like a big moji of a man
Speaker 7: playing a trumpet as well.
Speaker 4: Oh that's cool, Like, what are like the thing that
Speaker 4: looks like you?
Speaker 6: You know, you can be a bit moji?
Speaker 4: Do you do something like that you're playing a trumpet.
Speaker 1: What about when they upload a photo and they they
Speaker 1: upload the entire screenshot that an't crop it.
Speaker 4: Oh dad does that? Yeah, and my dad does that. Yeah.
Speaker 4: What about someone who was it was somebody who worked
Speaker 4: on the show.
Speaker 7: Their mum would post something on Facebook and you know
Speaker 7: how it says like Jason Hawkins and then says your
Speaker 7: status or whatever.
Speaker 4: She would always type her.
Speaker 7: Name first because she thought that that's what you had
Speaker 7: to do, and so then they didn't come up to
Speaker 7: us cute parents on Facebook.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'd love to see it. I'll tell you where
Speaker 3: the weather is looking great at the end of the week,
Speaker 3: and that is gather around. We have our final chance
Speaker 3: to join us. Phone lines have been going crazy.
Speaker 17: Yet on all the twenty twenty five AFL gather round
Speaker 17: and South Australia have to offer. It's a festival of
Speaker 17: footie and South Australia is ready because they gather rounds
Speaker 17: to AFL.
Speaker 4: Jason Lawrence, won't you take.
Speaker 3: Me to gather Round?
Speaker 2: Take me to I.
Speaker 3: Need your help on something.
Speaker 1: Hang on, I think we should make these people earn it,
Speaker 1: shouldn't we What do you mean there's a lot of calls,
Speaker 1: and we've got a real mix of clubs.
Speaker 5: What are you thinking, like.
Speaker 4: Richmond's in Sydney, some bombers, what do you want them
Speaker 4: to do?
Speaker 3: Like some sort of handball competitions?
Speaker 7: Blues Will what do they used to do on today,
Speaker 7: Big Blues Will of Handball?
Speaker 3: I was gonna ask for your help on Thursday night, Shoul.
Speaker 3: We arrive Thursday night, we're flying together, Lawrence, getting all
Speaker 3: of us into the Virgin Lounge, and then we arrive
Speaker 3: in Adelaide.
Speaker 5: We just got to watch mum doesn't have first night fever.
Speaker 4: That's my middle name.
Speaker 7: Middle names Lauren, first night fever, Phillips, that's me.
Speaker 5: It just rolls off the term.
Speaker 4: It actually does.
Speaker 3: So forty Thursday night, and then because we've got the
Speaker 3: show Friday, then we're all doing a big pub lunch
Speaker 3: and then we're after the pies.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I reckon we should put a couple of calls
Speaker 7: through and make them sing their club song with as
Speaker 7: much enthusiasms.
Speaker 1: Agree with you?
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, so what we're two? Two?
Speaker 8: We'll take three three, three different teams.
Speaker 5: Right, Brady's loving the on air brainstorm.
Speaker 3: Okay, so three callers, you've got to sing your club song.
Speaker 7: With as much enthusiasms. Now, these are the last seats
Speaker 7: on the plane. If you win today, you are coming
Speaker 7: together around, coming to Adelaide, flights, commindation, footy tickets, you
Speaker 7: name it.
Speaker 3: Okay, first up, all right now, rushes.
Speaker 7: On, I know you didn't know you had to do this,
Speaker 7: but you do have to do it now. Luck much
Speaker 7: enthusiasm into it as possible.
Speaker 4: Beck, good morning, good morning.
Speaker 7: Now you you've got one in three chants of getting
Speaker 7: tickets together around with this here. But you've got to
Speaker 7: sing your clubs with as much enthusiasm as.
Speaker 1: Where are you right now, Beck, I'm sitting in my office.
Speaker 4: Wake him up.
Speaker 8: Let's go.
Speaker 3: You're a Tiger's fan.
Speaker 18: Let's hear it all right away from Tiger.
Speaker 12: I think they were from Tiger.
Speaker 3: Sing it in anywhere that you will see it.
Speaker 4: Hey, hey, we're behind the.
Speaker 14: Never mind the window. We're from Tiger.
Speaker 1: Not bad.
Speaker 4: Off there?
Speaker 3: Whoa up there?
Speaker 8: Because I can't cut it off?
Speaker 4: There come boom boom, boom boom. We never weakened.
Speaker 14: By no sirens gone yep, like the Tiger revolt boat
Speaker 14: Away from Tiger.
Speaker 7: I'm from Tiger, well down back, really strong, really sung it.
Speaker 8: You can sing very good, Jason, just so.
Speaker 6: You've got to be more dedicated than that.
Speaker 8: Yellow and black is the best.
Speaker 3: He's iconic. Hope we get a Sun supporter fight.
Speaker 4: Yeah, until we the storm. I hope we've got sons, but.
Speaker 8: We got South what team, brother, Haldthorn.
Speaker 4: Now you're going to sing it with some enthusiasm.
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's go for it all right now you want
Speaker 3: to bring your mate Naith, So right now, Nathan be listening. God,
Speaker 3: come weekend away.
Speaker 4: Let's go put your ego away and sing it with
Speaker 4: all your got brothers.
Speaker 16: Taken away, Where happy favor?
Speaker 2: Yes, where the mighty George?
Speaker 12: We love our car and we play. Wait hey, Hawthorn,
Speaker 12: come we find the story.
Speaker 15: Is the.
Speaker 12: For all, all for one? Where we play we are.
Speaker 4: Go hawkers.
Speaker 3: Well it's not bad, He's not bad, tell you what. Alright,
Speaker 3: a lot of pressure on our final caller.
Speaker 6: It is Taylor.
Speaker 3: Taylor.
Speaker 1: Are you up for the challenge?
Speaker 15: I am up for the challenge.
Speaker 1: Who do you bar for the pie? Sorry about that?
Speaker 4: You would you consider yourself a feral?
Speaker 18: Absolutely?
Speaker 5: Alright, here we go excellent, no stealing anything on the
Speaker 5: trip if you come with.
Speaker 4: Us, Oh no, no, and I put my teeth at time.
Speaker 6: All Right, all right, Taylor, big singing voice, it's up
Speaker 6: for grabs.
Speaker 3: Taylor, go for it, all right, so ready we're ready,
Speaker 3: good old calling.
Speaker 8: What's for rev?
Speaker 13: They know how to play the game, Taylor side bye,
Speaker 13: We stick together.
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 12: Taylor as a bricaue.
Speaker 14: Here we go, premioush the cake.
Speaker 1: Up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, we've got a decision to make.
Speaker 5: Ah ah, you put us into this situation.
Speaker 4: I mean I would say Richmond because that's my team.
Speaker 3: I want to do a hairbull competition.
Speaker 4: Handball competition is very hard to roll out last minute
Speaker 4: on the radio.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Also, even with notice, I don't think it would
Speaker 3: have been grown on the radio.
Speaker 4: What do you think?
Speaker 12: I mean?
Speaker 7: I would I mean I was want a Richmond supporter
Speaker 7: on the plane. But I sort of feel like George's
Speaker 7: whatever Hawthorne song.
Speaker 3: Was pretty good. What are We Going?
Speaker 4: Taylor was also excellent.
Speaker 1: As much as it pains me to say it because
Speaker 1: I just despise, I.
Speaker 7: Think George was probably the most enthusias Georgia, George, if
Speaker 7: you're still singing, you can come to gather round where Georgie, boy,
Speaker 7: you better call your mate Nathan make sure he's free
Speaker 7: on the weekend.
Speaker 8: I pray don't worry about that big nath barack for
Speaker 8: Hawthorne too.
Speaker 12: They are the demon man.
Speaker 3: Next to me.
Speaker 1: He uh.
Speaker 3: We are gearing up for one hell of a weekend
Speaker 3: getting on all the twenty twenty five AFL gather around
Speaker 3: South Australian action. It's a festival of forty. South Australia
Speaker 3: is ready to gather around AFL for all the details. Guys.
Speaker 3: We are going to be yeah, where were you two
Speaker 3: weeks ago? We're going to be live from Adelaide Oval
Speaker 3: on Friday for gather round. Mum will be dusty, no.
Speaker 4: Work, stop it.
Speaker 1: I've got to stop it, you know what, Lauren, because
Speaker 1: I'm going to starting much time and.
Speaker 6: We're out Thursday and Friday night. We're doing the double.
Speaker 5: We're doing the double.
Speaker 1: I've got a.
Speaker 10: Here we go.
Speaker 1: I've a fight on Saturday morning? What time it departs
Speaker 1: out of land at six am?
Speaker 8: To where to Bali O six am International?
Speaker 4: So you've got to beat the airport at four?
Speaker 3: What an idiot?
Speaker 4: What's wrong with you?
Speaker 3: You make some very cool you know what.
Speaker 1: I'll get one of those electric scooters to the airport.
Speaker 4: The probably concuct halfway.
Speaker 3: I don't want to see you on the news. Is
Speaker 3: one of those people having a punch up on a
Speaker 3: flight to.
Speaker 1: Flight?
Speaker 5: That is it, guys, will get nowt here.
Speaker 3: Big show is still to come this week from the
Speaker 3: Blue Harry McKay are going to be dropping Bible, catch
Speaker 3: up with Nick the Wizard. Watson Hawthorne had a weekend off.
Speaker 7: Plus we've got more Teddy Swims tickets to go tomorrow,
Speaker 7: Teddy Swims coming back to Melbourne. I'm excited, incredible long
Speaker 7: this week, the five thousand dollars question will go off.
Speaker 3: That's right.
Speaker 4: So we're going to keep going until we give it away.
Speaker 6: Who told you that gravelation?
Speaker 1: Lauren?
Speaker 8: What a great idea you were doing?
Speaker 2: That?
Speaker 1: Was it you?
Speaker 8: The bosses?
Speaker 3: They said it must go if you missed it earlier
Speaker 3: Laura to find out?
Speaker 5: Are we are we really giving it a.
Speaker 4: Great idea?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 3: The commercial I heard on over all weekend was your
Speaker 3: voice telling me we're giving it away all weekend. Quite all?
Speaker 4: All right, that's it, Thank you for being.
Speaker 3: I'm off the crown.
Speaker 5: He got a kingpin ye yeah, and he's made cow
Speaker 5: to hit it arcade.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, look I'm dancing out there.
Speaker 6: Shoe higher and burgers and what is it that two
Speaker 6: games high.
Speaker 3: In the hole by midday? Kids drink No, we're not
Speaker 3: doing soft drink no more, not even.
Speaker 1: The post mix.
Speaker 6: We'll go come on.
Speaker 4: That is for hangovers, not much.
Speaker 5: Don't waste it on them children.
Speaker 3: Let them have coke? No, absolutely not. It's not quite
Speaker 3: a holidays dad.
Speaker 7: Jase's little son, Hudson and his friends come out there.
Speaker 7: They're so cute seeing like kids. They're so excited, they're together,
Speaker 7: they're not at school.
Speaker 4: It's a Monday. Let's come.
Speaker 5: You're excited on my phone and they're probably on YouTube, that's.
Speaker 3: What you said.
Speaker 4: No YouTube?
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, listen to me.
Speaker 1: Are they laid on the casino bought?
Speaker 3: I don't think so. There was an incident last time
Speaker 3: we were there, so Howdy's blacklists. Yeah, yeah, so they're
Speaker 3: like making pin that's it. Yeah, you can't behave like
Speaker 3: that in the high rollers.
Speaker 7: Were are you going to take that the nover one
Speaker 7: hundred merch off them? Or are you going to draw
Speaker 7: as much attention to yourself as humanly possible? So they
Speaker 7: will be They will be through Crown at ten o'clock
Speaker 7: on a Monday morning, we'll be.
Speaker 5: Losing the jumpers.
Speaker 3: I have a great day everyone. Melchi Center is the
Speaker 3: next week. We'll cinema.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's gonna be a good Jason Lauren, Jason Lauren,
Speaker 1: wake up feeling good on Noverer one hundred.
Speaker 2: Jason Lauren only them on Socials