Speaker 1: The Crissy Swan Show. Hello Friday, Am I right?
Speaker 2: Oh Friday is here? Baby?
Speaker 1: How are you today? Because you've had all sorts.
Speaker 3: Of I know I've had I'll say, gastro all week
Speaker 3: so I'm so excited.
Speaker 2: I started tell me lies on Disney Plus last night.
Speaker 1: What's that?
Speaker 3: I'll tell you off fair because it's quite It's hectic
Speaker 3: and great, but I'm just literally going to lock in
Speaker 3: all weekend and binge watch TV.
Speaker 1: Oh how lovely? Are you going to go and see
Speaker 1: your mom and dad tomorrow?
Speaker 2: I will? How are you lovely?
Speaker 1: I want to talk about gastro for a minute. Do you,
Speaker 1: if you are just very quiet in your mind for
Speaker 1: a moment, can you pinpoint the thing that gave it
Speaker 1: to you? Because I feel like you can get onto
Speaker 1: that cosmic wavelength and all of a sudden for me,
Speaker 1: I had it once and it was mushrooms. It was
Speaker 1: just some mushrooms that I ate.
Speaker 2: I And can you not eat mushroom anymore? No?
Speaker 1: I'm a bit turned off by a certain kind of mushroom. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, guess what my food that I think it was?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 6: Is it oysters?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 8: I know?
Speaker 1: So how do you feel now about the idea of
Speaker 1: a beautiful oyster, which is one of your favorite things.
Speaker 3: Oh, I'll never say no to a Sydney rock I
Speaker 3: just I'd love them too much.
Speaker 1: But at the moment, at.
Speaker 2: The moment, I couldn't know. But like by next week,
Speaker 2: I'll be back there.
Speaker 1: Also, by the way, that is going on your gravestone,
Speaker 1: I'll Sydney Rocke twenty four ten. It's time for you
Speaker 1: to say get a to me. We've got a little
Speaker 1: musical theme going on, because all of a sudden I
Speaker 1: have found a new and invigorated love for an old classic,
Speaker 1: the Doobie Brothers What a Fool Believes?
Speaker 2: What a tune?
Speaker 1: When I put that on, everything is o kay. And
Speaker 1: I've always loved it, but I've just got this new
Speaker 1: love for it.
Speaker 3: I love it when you rediscover new songs. We did
Speaker 3: it last week. I think it was on Friday with
Speaker 3: Black and Gold by Sam Sparrow. We played it four ten.
Speaker 3: What sort of old song are you obsessed with again?
Speaker 3: What's your current pump up song?
Speaker 1: Yes, the Chrissy Swan Show that is originally a very
Speaker 1: old song but still a banger everywhere, was of course
Speaker 1: by Flick Wi. You're listening to the Chrissy Swan Show
Speaker 1: on Nova and God, I love hearing the sound of
Speaker 1: your voices Chrissy say today. Yeah, sometimes you just like
Speaker 1: revisit an old song that you've known forever and it
Speaker 1: does something chemical to you. And I have rediscovered this
Speaker 1: by the Doobie Brothers. I mean it is magic. Do
Speaker 1: you love it?
Speaker 2: I do.
Speaker 3: I just have an image of you, like mopping your kitchen,
Speaker 3: like as if it's like the seventies. Yes, singing hand
Speaker 3: dancing with an apron.
Speaker 1: Exactly what I do, and it makes everything bearable. I've
Speaker 1: cleaned the entire garage to it. I've moved furniture. I
Speaker 1: can do ten loads of washing with a smile on
Speaker 1: my face. I just love it. Norell, What is the
Speaker 1: song that you have refound a love for? Hello, NoREL, Oh,
Speaker 1: there you are no start again. We missed the beginning.
Speaker 9: Fountains of Wayne and Stacey's Mum and listened to it
Speaker 9: on a CD player at home because I bought the single.
Speaker 2: I bought You've got.
Speaker 1: The CD single? And what is your CD player? What
Speaker 1: is it a new one?
Speaker 7: Like?
Speaker 1: Is it a relic?
Speaker 9: I've got five CD you know ones that say five
Speaker 9: CDs or affordable ones, Still buy them, Still buy record players.
Speaker 9: The lesson a CD player.
Speaker 1: I had forgotten about the CD stacker and the absolute
Speaker 1: deliberation about what you would put in that CD stacker.
Speaker 1: Noelle's a Priceline Pharmacy voucher on the way for you,
Speaker 1: and also, welcome to the show Fountains of Wayne. Haven't
Speaker 1: heard that for a very long time?
Speaker 2: Is that the band behind that?
Speaker 9: Yes?
Speaker 2: I did not even know that Fountains of Wayne? Did
Speaker 2: they do anything else?
Speaker 6: I do think so?
Speaker 1: I mean, look, once you've given a Stacy's Mom, what
Speaker 1: else do you need to give us?
Speaker 2: Hi?
Speaker 1: Julie, Hello Darling.
Speaker 9: I am still into and love playing Doctor Cook.
Speaker 10: Oh my jee, it takes me.
Speaker 1: Way back.
Speaker 9: In the seventies.
Speaker 1: I love that. I have forgotten Doctor.
Speaker 10: Cool.
Speaker 1: But do you know what my favorite was for a while,
Speaker 1: Sharing the Knight by Doctor Wook looking Candelone the girl.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's.
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Speaker 1: miss it every day. Hello, Carolyn, let's finish with you.
Speaker 1: What is the old song that's giving you new life
Speaker 1: at the moment?
Speaker 10: Ah Christy, I've been searching through my Spotify and I
Speaker 10: found a bit of Snoop Dogg that I'm loving at
Speaker 10: the moment. It's really bizarre because I'm not normally into
Speaker 10: that type of music and would drop it like a.
Speaker 2: What are you doing when you're listening to this? What
Speaker 2: are you doing with this? What are you doing when
Speaker 2: you listen to it?
Speaker 10: I just I'm going for a walk or on my
Speaker 10: bike ride, and it's just give me a different vibe
Speaker 10: to start the day.
Speaker 1: I love this, Carolyn, and I am going to do
Speaker 1: that in honor review and Snoop Dogg this weekend.
Speaker 2: I love it.
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Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan Show PowerPoint presentations are coming back thirteen
Speaker 1: twenty four to ten. I have noticed in the universe,
Speaker 1: in the zeitgeist, if you will, that people are talking
Speaker 1: about getting back onto PowerPoint.
Speaker 2: Yeah. On Instagram stories.
Speaker 3: I've been seeing them a lot as well, from like
Speaker 3: gen Zas using them for a variety of reasons.
Speaker 2: But I'm here for it. I like, I grew up
Speaker 2: making powerpoints. That's what we did in school.
Speaker 1: See, I never is that part of the original Microsoft Office? Sweet?
Speaker 2: I believe it is one.
Speaker 1: See, I just could never. My brain is not capable
Speaker 1: of working out that sort of stuff. I know, word
Speaker 1: that's it. But like spreadsheets no, Oh, I never got
Speaker 1: to excel PowerPoint. No, but have a look at this
Speaker 1: thirteen twenty four ten. By the way, have you recently
Speaker 1: made a PowerPoint presentation?
Speaker 2: Yeah, we want to hear about it and what you
Speaker 2: did it for.
Speaker 1: Actually, a friend of mine caught up with a friend
Speaker 1: who just come home from overseas. This is what I
Speaker 1: mean by the zeitgeist. Just come home from overseas, invited
Speaker 1: his friends around for dinner, and then after dinner there
Speaker 1: was an impromptu PowerPoint presentation about the holiday.
Speaker 2: Yeah it's a thing.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. And on the New York Post today
Speaker 1: a woman has confessed, really that she's dating a pig.
Speaker 1: She didn't say so much, but she is the She
Speaker 1: lives with her boyfriend. She is the designated cook, and
Speaker 1: she likes it whatever. He doesn't cook anything, he says,
Speaker 1: by his own admission, he can't boil water without setting
Speaker 1: off the smoke of limes, which is a very convenient excuse,
Speaker 1: by the way, isn't it. Anyway, She made him dinner,
Speaker 1: and then he delivered I've got goosebumps thinking about this.
Speaker 1: He delivered a PowerPoint presentation with different slide It's entitled
Speaker 1: too much Well that the whole presentation was called improving
Speaker 1: our Home Dining Experience. And then is.
Speaker 3: PowerPoint the one that you click through as if you're
Speaker 3: like Lavinia reading the weather.
Speaker 1: Oh god, I would have loved that. Slide one was
Speaker 1: entitled too much Garlic. Slide two was entitled pasta consistency.
Speaker 1: Slide three more salt less sas.
Speaker 2: I love this guy to you, it's funny.
Speaker 1: I feel like this is very insulting.
Speaker 3: You've got to be able to have a laugh about it,
Speaker 3: because if he was serious about it, he wouldn't be
Speaker 3: putting effort into a PowerPoint.
Speaker 2: I think he's done it in a comedic way, not
Speaker 2: in like a massag Joe way.
Speaker 1: I think so too, But he's got to read the
Speaker 1: room because she did not like it, and it took
Speaker 1: her two days to get over it. Of course, the
Speaker 1: first thing that came out of her mouth was buddy,
Speaker 1: cook yourself then, which is fair? And then after.
Speaker 2: Yes, exactly what I mean, like talk out the cash
Speaker 2: for break law to make.
Speaker 1: An omelet, and you'll never go hungry again in your life.
Speaker 1: And then two days later he said, I was prepared
Speaker 1: for this, and then this is unwise. You've got to
Speaker 1: admit it. He put up another PowerPoint presentation called how
Speaker 1: to Take a Joke a Comprehensive Guide.
Speaker 2: I like this guy, I mean this guy.
Speaker 1: The next PowerPoint presentation he needs to see is one
Speaker 1: entitled how to find a new place to live and
Speaker 1: a new girlfriend. If you rediscovered your love for the
Speaker 1: PowerPoint or new love? When was the last one that
Speaker 1: you made the crissy swe Have you heard the latest,
Speaker 1: John Rihanna, She's hired somebody to come and rub the
Speaker 1: cream into her bottom.
Speaker 2: I was looking at those images. She's doing anything not
Speaker 2: to record music.
Speaker 1: Exactly. You'll be receiving an email from head office NOV
Speaker 1: to say that your duties have changed. Here on the
Speaker 1: Christy Swan Show. You're listening to the Grizzy Swad Show. No,
Speaker 1: but we're talking about PowerPoint presentations. Everything old is new again,
Speaker 1: Like my obsession with the Doobie Brothers, people are re
Speaker 1: finding the joy of a PowerPoint presentation.
Speaker 2: I used to have so much fun in school, picking
Speaker 2: like the color gradients because you could mix the colors together,
Speaker 2: picking the fonts, how they would like enter the slide,
Speaker 2: Riddle me this.
Speaker 1: What sort of subject matter were you putting into a
Speaker 1: PowerPoint presentation?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 2: What would we have been doing? Tom?
Speaker 3: Tom and I went to school together, because I sure
Speaker 3: as well can't remember. Maybe I actually remember one I
Speaker 3: did on Italy because I was obsessed with Italy because
Speaker 3: I thought it was really sheaic and I wanted to
Speaker 3: go there and eat the food.
Speaker 2: So I did an Italy PowerPoint.
Speaker 1: And was there like you know, a pizza and all
Speaker 1: that sort.
Speaker 2: Yeahah, yeah, it was green, red and white.
Speaker 3: Obviously.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I would love to see this again, Swanny.
Speaker 3: There's someone here at the NOVA office that I saw
Speaker 3: do it in this very office. A couple of weeks
Speaker 3: ago because she returned home from holiday, so I've got
Speaker 3: her on the line, Ebony from.
Speaker 1: Yes, hello, Ebony, Hi guys, Now can I ask how
Speaker 1: old are you?
Speaker 11: I'm twenty six right, So.
Speaker 1: You were not around when PowerPoint was a thing?
Speaker 2: No, we were not really. Yeah was it secondary.
Speaker 1: Because when it was introduced it was cutting edge, But
Speaker 1: I for a freckon that was about eighteen hundred and
Speaker 1: forty anyway, Ebony, please tell me why you chose PowerPoint.
Speaker 11: Well, I thought it was the easiest way to rehash
Speaker 11: my entire six week Europe trip to my colleagues. So
Speaker 11: I literally started working on it like the day that
Speaker 11: I landed back in Australia, and I just put all
Speaker 11: these photos in there of like each country I visited,
Speaker 11: and obviously all the juicy speaking notes with a highlight.
Speaker 11: So I didn't actually put anything in writing that was
Speaker 11: too chaotic. But yeah, I just wanted to flex how
Speaker 11: good my trip was that PowerPoint was the best.
Speaker 1: Were people delighted with the with the presentation or were
Speaker 1: they like are Uoka, Ebony?
Speaker 11: They loved it. I did put in half an hour
Speaker 11: for the quote unquote meeting and it went for forty
Speaker 11: five minutes.
Speaker 1: That is a good side.
Speaker 2: I love it. That's so good.
Speaker 1: Hi Gina, Hey Christie, Hey Jenergy. It says here that
Speaker 1: PowerPoint is your love language.
Speaker 12: Oh, it's a tough tide between PowerPoint Excel, but PowerPoint.
Speaker 8: Takes the cake.
Speaker 2: Why, Gina, Oh, I don't know.
Speaker 12: It's just like creative freedom, telling stories, taking people on
Speaker 12: the journey. I mean, I don't know if i'd tell
Speaker 12: my husband he was a bad cook through one, but
Speaker 12: I do it for like some other things.
Speaker 1: Hello, when was the last time you made a PowerPoint presentation?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 12: So the last time I actually made a PowerPoint presentation
Speaker 12: was a year ago Melbourne Cup Day, one year to
Speaker 12: the day I found out that I was diagnosed with
Speaker 12: breast care and all good. I'm on the other side
Speaker 12: now in remission. But I've got three young kids, and
Speaker 12: I thought, how am I going to tell them. I
Speaker 12: don't want to rock the world, you know, I want
Speaker 12: to make sure this is a positive experience for them.
Speaker 12: And so I put together a PowerPoint presentation of one
Speaker 12: of these shows they watch on Netflix and made it
Speaker 12: all relatable and told them a story, and it was
Speaker 12: animated and it was brilliant.
Speaker 1: That is very smart. You're amazing and well done on
Speaker 1: being in remission. That is great news.
Speaker 12: Oh, thanks, Chrissy.
Speaker 3: Priceline Pharmacy about you on its way to Eugene. Let's
Speaker 3: go to Kylie Swan.
Speaker 1: Hello, Kylie, Hi, Chrissy. Please, you're not making the PowerPoint presentation.
Speaker 1: Your daughter made it.
Speaker 8: My eleven year old daughter decided the best way to
Speaker 8: get across her Christmas birthday this year was to put
Speaker 8: together Is it cancer?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: Janva is like a new version. Yeah, absolutely cooler? And
Speaker 1: how long did this presentation go?
Speaker 10: For?
Speaker 1: Kylie?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 8: The presentation is several pages long. My issue is it
Speaker 8: keeps getting updated.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 8: I asked her to put it together so I could
Speaker 8: let other people know what she wants, and I tell
Speaker 8: them then it changes, so she's driving me insane.
Speaker 1: Oh that is genius. Luckily, my kids don't know how
Speaker 1: to make presentations. I just get links or oh do
Speaker 1: you get linksy.
Speaker 3: My sister, still to this day, at the age of
Speaker 3: twenty six, has a shared notes page with my family
Speaker 3: and her for her birthday and Christmas, and she updates
Speaker 3: the shared note on our iPhone.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like, I don't know how I feel about That's
Speaker 1: the point. Of a present, well, I know that you
Speaker 1: ignore it is the point of a present to just
Speaker 1: be like, the whole point of it is that somebody
Speaker 1: has thought about something for you.
Speaker 2: I know it should be. But in her defense people
Speaker 2: not many people are like you, and at a gift giving,
Speaker 2: she just knows what she wants. I voucher for you, Kylie, Hey, Keeley,
Speaker 2: let's finish with you.
Speaker 13: Oh thanks, Chrissy.
Speaker 10: Hi.
Speaker 13: I love your shows, love you kill. I actually did
Speaker 13: a PowerPoint presentation yesterday and what was the topic.
Speaker 1: Was it about cooking? Was it about the gifts that
Speaker 1: you want me?
Speaker 10: For my job?
Speaker 13: So it's in a sales role, So unlike some that
Speaker 13: used canra, I've never got into it. My age sort
Speaker 13: of dictates what I used and it's done me well.
Speaker 13: But I'm always very mindful of a thing called death
Speaker 13: by power point. Yes, a presentation simple and talk to the.
Speaker 1: Fly, Keeley, can you really just put the final nail
Speaker 1: in the coffin and give us what the PowerPoint presentation
Speaker 1: was entitled.
Speaker 13: Well, it was a presentation to a school and it
Speaker 13: was what my business could do for them to make
Speaker 13: their life easier. So it was very much planted towards that,
Speaker 13: so I had lots of graphics.
Speaker 2: I had lots of just fell asleep.
Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan Show, bloody madness observation coming in. Every
Speaker 1: time I hear that song, I imagine it's Travis Kelsey singing.
Speaker 1: Why I don't know it's it looks it sounds like
Speaker 1: Travis Kelsey.
Speaker 2: Oh, I wish she told me at the start of
Speaker 2: the song, so I could imagine.
Speaker 1: Do we have a grab of it or can you
Speaker 1: rewind or something on all this equipment because it's important.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I agree, let's of course there's no hook there.
Speaker 2: Can we just listen to the start? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I think it might start quickly. So in
Speaker 1: your mind, imagine.
Speaker 14: Tomas and.
Speaker 1: Imagine you can see it, are you?
Speaker 14: I can?
Speaker 3: I mean knowing he'll try to start singing in the
Speaker 3: next six months, so you're probably.
Speaker 1: On the mane and he'll be just as good. Let
Speaker 1: me carry up Chrissy's click fait. I have fallen in
Speaker 1: love anew with Whoopi Goldberg. We love her, I just
Speaker 1: love I love her. When someone is on a shadedly,
Speaker 1: unabashedly salty and cranky, she's no. Actually, because Ellen DeGeneres
Speaker 1: went that way and it was awful. Remember she had
Speaker 1: those dead eyes towards the end of her season, and
Speaker 1: it was like, oh, there's.
Speaker 3: A difference, and I can tell you what it is.
Speaker 3: Ellen still pretended to be happy and joyous on the show.
Speaker 3: I know we could pick but she was pretending behind
Speaker 3: the scenes. She was an asshole where bhoopy, her saltiness
Speaker 3: is laid out in front of all of the audience.
Speaker 2: We see it.
Speaker 1: She's clearly too tired and too over it to be there,
Speaker 1: and yet she turns up every morning into that makeup
Speaker 1: chair and I for one saluter and to.
Speaker 3: Hear her then on like like we're about to on
Speaker 3: a different talk show. She sounds happy and joyous.
Speaker 1: She's okay, she's she's appeared on a different talk show,
Speaker 1: as you said to talk. Sister Act three now their
Speaker 1: Sister Act, which was legendary, Ye, Sister Acts two back
Speaker 1: in the habit, I don't think I've seen it.
Speaker 2: I've not seen that either.
Speaker 1: Having said that, I'm looking at a still here, a
Speaker 1: very young Lauren Hill from the Fujis, and I feel
Speaker 1: like I've seen that, and that's from Sister Act too,
Speaker 1: So I don't know. But Sister Act three is much
Speaker 1: anticipated and it is coming. But the great Maggie Smith,
Speaker 1: who is synonymous with the Sister Acts, has recently passed away,
Speaker 1: and that is what needed to be addressed by Ms Goldberg.
Speaker 4: We're having to make some readjustments because we just lost
Speaker 4: Maggie Smith, as you know, and so we're we will
Speaker 4: get it done.
Speaker 2: We'll get it done.
Speaker 6: It just as a yeah, as a shift.
Speaker 1: I hope it is just like a shift in the
Speaker 1: script and not some spooky computer generated that never film
Speaker 1: and never work.
Speaker 3: That's almost insulting as well to do. Hey, speaking will
Speaker 3: be being salty. So I check up on the views
Speaker 3: socials to see her saltiness. Yeah, and the day the
Speaker 3: morning after Trump won, they all went through the women
Speaker 3: and that gave their sort of opinion on it all.
Speaker 1: And keep in mind Trump recently very openly dissed Woopie Goldbert.
Speaker 1: He did and she was a stupid woman.
Speaker 2: We enjoyed that. But she in this speech.
Speaker 3: I'm not going to play much of it, but she
Speaker 3: sort of again showed saltiness and sort of lifted the
Speaker 3: curtain on how she works and how she operates on
Speaker 3: that show.
Speaker 4: Have a listen, people, When I got out of the
Speaker 4: car today because nobody will let me drive. I saw
Speaker 4: people walking around look at you know, drink and then
Speaker 4: what is the coffee stuff from Starbucks?
Speaker 2: Starbucks? I don't drink coffee, so I never remember.
Speaker 1: I think you sort of know what Starbucks is, even
Speaker 1: if you're not a coffee drinker.
Speaker 2: I can you remember what Starbucks dream? She's crag and
Speaker 2: the fact that the production don't let her drive herself, ine.
Speaker 1: I wonder why that is? How old is she that
Speaker 1: they called that on her?
Speaker 2: Say? They must have because she clearly isn't thrilled about her.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's not allowed to drive. Apparently, here you go,
Speaker 1: she's only sixty eight.
Speaker 2: Let the girl get behind the wheel.
Speaker 1: And it's her birthday on Wednesday, which is World Kindness
Speaker 1: Day and my best friend's birthday as well. Now let's
Speaker 1: move on to bon Jovi and Pitbull.
Speaker 5: This is not.
Speaker 1: This is not a typo. Now I'm going to play
Speaker 1: you something. It is the teaser for a song that
Speaker 1: bon Jovi and Pitbull are releasing together, and then I'm
Speaker 1: going to come back and tell you my thoughts. Oh wow,
Speaker 1: I mean, in a weird twist of fate, the computer
Speaker 1: screen in front of me just had the big words. Whoops,
Speaker 1: something went wrong, and I think that is exactly what's
Speaker 1: happened with this collaboration.
Speaker 2: Why are they doing this?
Speaker 1: Come on, Dad's get out of the gart. Stop playing
Speaker 1: air hockey and drinking Budwise up, This is the Chrissy
Speaker 1: Swan Show. Welcome to your three o'clock and welcome to
Speaker 1: some really big breaking news. I cannot wait to see
Speaker 1: my kids this afternoon because Jojo Seawhy is coming to
Speaker 1: this country. Karma is a bitch. I should have known better.
Speaker 1: I love Jojo Seewha.
Speaker 2: Hey, people are going to go nuts for this.
Speaker 1: I can't believe that I'm going to see I have
Speaker 1: to go. Is she I don't I'm just so excited.
Speaker 1: I haven't even worked out what's going on.
Speaker 2: So she's here for always.
Speaker 3: I believe the Victorian government will be bringing her to town,
Speaker 3: and I imagine this means she'll be performing in some capacity.
Speaker 2: Swanny, So I want to see you all dressed up
Speaker 2: with your kids.
Speaker 1: Yes, with or without them. I'm there because I'm mad
Speaker 1: for Georgiel. I want to make a rough little you know, lasstar.
Speaker 2: I want to meet it. I want to interview her.
Speaker 2: Can we please I would lose my mind so many questions.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. And also Georgina Pellegrino, who's commented on
Speaker 1: the on the website, going, what a fantastic use of money.
Speaker 1: Not surely this is a joke. Just center, get a grip.
Speaker 1: Excuse me, speak for yourself, Georgina, I am all for this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we love Jojo Hey.
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Speaker 1: Chrissy Swan Show. The Chrissy Swan Show, speaking of older
Speaker 1: songs that still slap in the parlance of our times.
Speaker 1: You're listening to the Christy One Show on Nova. Let's
Speaker 1: give away our very last electron Chrissies Quizzy. I never
Speaker 1: was good at rote learning.
Speaker 2: Hello, Lauren, how are you guy?
Speaker 1: Look you sound really excited. Are you a oh my davy.
Speaker 14: Val?
Speaker 2: Do you want one?
Speaker 9: Lauren?
Speaker 1: Are you one of those gorgeous longtime listeners first time callers?
Speaker 10: Yes?
Speaker 8: Definitely.
Speaker 5: On you.
Speaker 1: I love them. Welcome. I'll make you a drink later.
Speaker 2: Lachlan. Hello, Hello, hey, young good mate.
Speaker 1: You've been gallivanting all over the world.
Speaker 3: I have. I just spent five weeks in the UK.
Speaker 4: Come back to this amazing weather.
Speaker 1: That's nice. But have you got a bit of jet lag?
Speaker 8: I survive, so I kind of used to that match fit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, was the best? What was the best pub you
Speaker 2: visited over there? Lachlan?
Speaker 14: Oh?
Speaker 2: There was plenty of them.
Speaker 3: Why Actually didn't notice as an aim to be honest,
Speaker 3: but there was a few on the Royal Mile.
Speaker 6: Are they are?
Speaker 1: They all called you know, the King and the Clown.
Speaker 2: The Hour pussy Cat and the Wheel.
Speaker 1: Exactly all right, It's Lauren v Lachlan. May the best
Speaker 1: l win. Your names are your buzzes. It's the best
Speaker 1: of five, meaning the first one is to get three
Speaker 1: answers correct, wins the game and walk away with this
Speaker 1: incredible mitspishial electric air purifier. I never thought I'd say this,
Speaker 1: but I hope one of you suffers very badly from
Speaker 1: hay fever because your life is about to change. Question
Speaker 1: number one. Earlier this week, Kim Kardashian wore a piece
Speaker 1: of jewelry that used to belong.
Speaker 8: To Lauren, Lauren, christ Bess, Diana correct.
Speaker 1: What are your thoughts about that? Is that yukie or okay?
Speaker 8: Unusual?
Speaker 1: I guess it is. Ques number two omar is the
Speaker 1: word for grandma in what language?
Speaker 2: Lauren?
Speaker 1: Yes, I think there's a few. It says German here
Speaker 1: Italian is nona?
Speaker 5: Sorry?
Speaker 1: The rules that goes to you does wrong?
Speaker 2: I'm giving it to Lachlan. He's a vibe alright, it's one.
Speaker 1: See this is the problem in this show. Cheekiness will
Speaker 1: pay because I love it and you love.
Speaker 10: It all right.
Speaker 2: Question number three.
Speaker 1: Six years ago, Lewis Capaldi released this hit.
Speaker 2: What is it called the song the Dayly?
Speaker 1: Yes, Lachlan I was cunning used to being someone you love. Yes, No,
Speaker 1: that's so what he said. It's two for Lachlan.
Speaker 3: I know, I mean a point for it though, so yeah,
Speaker 3: so currently lachlans on two, Lauren's on one.
Speaker 2: Lockey. Question four is for the win. Lauren, you're still
Speaker 2: in it?
Speaker 5: Okay what Lachlan, you're the best and also Lauren, you
Speaker 5: are too. I love your little gig welcome mag What
Speaker 5: do Americans call tomato sauce?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: Lachlan, it is ketchup now, Lachlan, True answers only. You've
Speaker 1: obviously won the Mitsubishi Electric air purifier, which is magical,
Speaker 1: and you want that? Do you really want the bum bag?
Speaker 1: True danswers only. Oh no, Lauren, you've got the bum bag.
Speaker 2: We're all winners here on a Friday.
Speaker 1: You get the massive mitsubishilctric air purify. It's worth nearly
Speaker 1: eight hundred bucks. Mate, well done, you are welcome.
Speaker 2: That was a Friday quizy. If I've ever heard one.
Speaker 1: The Crissy Swan showed swims. He doesn't sound as much
Speaker 1: like Travis Kelcey in that one.
Speaker 2: No, a lot of teddy in the show today, there is.
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, too much teddy is never enough teddy.
Speaker 1: You're listening to the Chrissy Swan Show on Nova and
Speaker 1: I have patented equipment for you to get inside my.
Speaker 2: Head pray for us all. Are you going to be
Speaker 2: paying for psycho bills?
Speaker 9: Oh no, no no.
Speaker 1: When you hear this segment, win mills of my mind.
Speaker 1: Do you hear it and go? That's not familiar to me.
Speaker 1: My brain doesn't sound like that. Like, what are you?
Speaker 1: What is your feedback? And then I'll tell you what
Speaker 1: the general sensors from my hundreds of thousands of.
Speaker 3: People have made hundreds of thousands your reckon, that's how
Speaker 3: many dms you're going through?
Speaker 1: Seven million?
Speaker 2: Wow for a busy lady. I can't believe you find
Speaker 2: the time for everyone.
Speaker 3: I have thoughts, obviously, we all have thoughts, but yours
Speaker 3: are just a lot quicker, like there's a lot more
Speaker 3: going around that windmill whereas mine.
Speaker 2: So if I take my thoughts for a walk, I think.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I don't have I have no time to
Speaker 1: take anything for a walk, because all of a sudden
Speaker 1: there is another unrelated, illogical thought that pops up. Anyway,
Speaker 1: I give to you the second recording from inside my brain,
Speaker 1: and keep listening because there is a special guest in
Speaker 1: this one.
Speaker 14: Oh like a circle and a SPI like a wheel
Speaker 14: within a wheel, never end again.
Speaker 6: I'm a nervous smelling week.
Speaker 1: That's a dusty springfield.
Speaker 7: By the way, I'm miss Raspberry elbas in shoe pastry
Speaker 7: from Patterson's Bakery.
Speaker 6: I wonder why they went under that song Don't call
Speaker 6: me up by Mabel Banger. She's Nina Cherry's daughter.
Speaker 1: I'm sure I had some green paint leftover, actually some
Speaker 1: of that funny baby.
Speaker 6: Poo yellow stuff too. Hm hm. When did Gwyneth Paltrow's
Speaker 6: dad pass away?
Speaker 7: Because I'm pretty sure Chris Martin must have written Fixed
Speaker 7: you for her.
Speaker 1: Tru Fix.
Speaker 7: Plants near the garage are dying. Bob Geldof's kids have
Speaker 7: the greatest names. I wonder what Bob Geldof is doing
Speaker 7: right now?
Speaker 6: Hi, chriss, I'm right here, Bob Geldoff.
Speaker 14: Yes, it's me.
Speaker 6: I'm inside your head roomier than I imagined. Oh, thank you?
Speaker 6: I think, what are you doing here? Doing Australia next year?
Speaker 8: So I don't pop in through your rear role into
Speaker 8: this vast empty space and say hello, hello, hell.
Speaker 14: Yeah, no that.
Speaker 6: Thank you for entering my whole beg your pardon. I
Speaker 6: feel strangely compelled to say that.
Speaker 7: If you want to enjoy an evening with Bob Geldof,
Speaker 7: go to takedaity dot com.
Speaker 14: Good girl. Now, how do I get out of here?
Speaker 6: I wish I knew Bob. I wish I knew. I've
Speaker 6: been stuck in here myself for fifty one years.
Speaker 1: I didn't even feel him come inside.
Speaker 2: Way ahead. We should have just gone straight out there.
Speaker 2: Oh well, oh my god, went from my.
Speaker 1: Little last this year, the Chrissy Swan Show. Let's empty
Speaker 1: out that correspondence bag, Chrissy's correspondence. Every time we do that,
Speaker 1: I imagine a big, you know, fabric sack emptying.
Speaker 2: Out, say like Santa sack.
Speaker 1: Yes, oh my god, Christmas is around the corner, my friend.
Speaker 2: Like I said, start a shared notes with your loved
Speaker 2: ones of what you want. No, you don't.
Speaker 1: You know what the sad thing is is when you
Speaker 1: get old like me, you really don't get any presents.
Speaker 1: I went out for dinner with I mean, I digress.
Speaker 1: I'm supposed to be reading the mail bag. But I
Speaker 1: went out for dinner with friends last night and he said,
Speaker 1: he's a grown man. He said, what do you get
Speaker 1: for your birthday? And I was like, not much. You
Speaker 1: don't get. You know, when you're little, you get pressive.
Speaker 2: Lots of stuff, lots of physical things.
Speaker 1: I've got some beautiful things from my kids, and gorgeous
Speaker 1: things from you, of course, bunch of flowers, but like
Speaker 1: not you know, lists of things, you know, which is
Speaker 1: how I like it. I don't need anything.
Speaker 2: Do your kids buy you stuff for Christmas? Do they
Speaker 2: like that?
Speaker 1: Yes, they do, yeah, yeah, because I've taught them from
Speaker 1: a young age that it is a superpower to give
Speaker 1: a good gift, and they're getting it. Let's go to
Speaker 1: Danny C who has written us and emails specifically about
Speaker 1: my new segment, Windmills of My Mind, because a lot
Speaker 1: of people say, hey, what's it like to be inside
Speaker 1: your head? Chrissy A penny for your thoughts? And I've
Speaker 1: done you know, as you've previously heard on this show,
Speaker 1: I have worked out the technology to record my inner thoughts.
Speaker 3: Grab today's podcast on an overplayer app if you missed
Speaker 3: part two of them.
Speaker 1: Yes, there's a special guest involved today, Danny says, for
Speaker 1: your information, your Windmills of Mine Mind segment cracked me
Speaker 1: up because I thought I was the only one who
Speaker 1: thought that way. Can I tell you, Danny I have
Speaker 1: I wish I had a dollar for every message I
Speaker 1: got going, oh my god, are you in my brain dead?
Speaker 1: How reassuring is.
Speaker 2: That you know that it's not just you.
Speaker 3: Obviously I have thoughts, but that just your thoughts are
Speaker 3: just so funny and whack. I wonder if fairs are.
Speaker 1: The same, and did you know that they are my
Speaker 1: actual thoughts. I believe every time they pop into my head,
Speaker 1: I send myself a message.
Speaker 2: Jot them down.
Speaker 1: Good. Yeah, okay, here we hear from Liz. She says
Speaker 1: after hearing, Oh no, sorry, I was listening to you
Speaker 1: on the radio yesterday and you're explaining what you got
Speaker 1: for your birthday. Have your birthday, by the way, And
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to remember the brand name of the
Speaker 1: pens you said were really good. Well, I love a
Speaker 1: good pen, and I came across these by accidents in
Speaker 1: my daughter's bedroom, if one could say, I was sniffing
Speaker 1: them out. They are called a Stetler Tripless. And when
Speaker 1: I responded to Liz, I did say they come in
Speaker 1: a pack of sixty, which no doubt you will get eventually.
Speaker 1: But I started with a small pack of twelve.
Speaker 2: But you did what did you show me the other day?
Speaker 2: You had sixty the other day?
Speaker 7: Right?
Speaker 1: That was my birthday present peg.
Speaker 2: They were the sixties.
Speaker 1: Sixties.
Speaker 2: They looked like hectic, but you've got to work up
Speaker 2: to that.
Speaker 1: I started at twelve. Do the sample pack first, and
Speaker 1: then you'll go for the sixty, no doubt. While we're
Speaker 1: still on my birthday, Mandy had a query after I
Speaker 1: said I was born on Melbourne Cup Day my whole life.
Speaker 1: Dad has said that I was born close to the
Speaker 1: big race on Melbourne Cup Day, and he could even
Speaker 1: quote who won, right, and never questioned.
Speaker 3: I loved hearing that because I love the idea of
Speaker 3: Pats is laying there on the bed with the Melbourne
Speaker 3: Cup up on the yeah.
Speaker 1: And Dad's smelling like four seven eleven and you know,
Speaker 1: come on exactly, exactly, No, apparently it was all made up.
Speaker 1: I shall get Dad on the show next week to clarify.
Speaker 1: She was listening Mandy and she's said, hang on a minute,
Speaker 1: I was born on Melbourne Cup Day. And I'm fifty
Speaker 1: one and the same age as Chrissy, and it's been
Speaker 1: folklore in my family. But I was born on the
Speaker 1: sixth of November and Chrissy was born the third, so
Speaker 1: we can't both have been born on Melbourne Cup Day.
Speaker 1: And so she googled the date and in fact, Melbourne
Speaker 1: Cup Day in nineteen seventy three was November sixth, not
Speaker 1: the third.
Speaker 2: So the major has been lying to you your whole life.
Speaker 1: Everyone's been lying to me. Unless it was like Derby,
Speaker 1: I was.
Speaker 3: Gonna say it could have been another race day though
Speaker 3: it's still it could have been Derby or something.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have to clarify this with you this weekend.
Speaker 2: You need to call him.
Speaker 1: Chris with a K reached out after hearing his talk
Speaker 1: about Jason Kelsey. I did say that Jason Kelsey punched
Speaker 1: somebody who used a homophobic slur, and Chris very sternly says,
Speaker 1: give us a Chris voice. Just hoods up about some
Speaker 1: news that you guys passed out a few minutes ago.
Speaker 1: Jason Kelsey didn't punch anyone. He grabbed the idiot's phone
Speaker 1: through it on the ground. Please watch the video if
Speaker 1: you're going to report him.
Speaker 2: Fair call Chris.
Speaker 9: I love cool.
Speaker 1: I didn't watch that video. I didn't. I didn't need to.
Speaker 1: I just read the believe their headlines.
Speaker 2: It was a swat.
Speaker 1: Dean wants to do a new segment. She loves the
Speaker 1: show and she wants to do a segment called Ask Jack,
Speaker 1: and she's going to kick it off. Her current dilemma
Speaker 1: is that her youngest son is turning eighteen. What should
Speaker 1: she get him? Because you've got such fine taste.
Speaker 3: Ooh okay, off the top of my head, really quickly.
Speaker 3: The presence that I've loved over the years would be
Speaker 3: in really nice wallet. Yes, a really good overnight bag.
Speaker 3: I feel like when you turn eighteen and you start
Speaker 3: maybe flying places or mates. There's a brand that I love, Rains.
Speaker 3: They do a really nice black overnight bag. I also
Speaker 3: received my Teini glasses that I really loved and use
Speaker 3: at home. That probably is a little bit too Jack.
Speaker 1: Charles, it's glorifying alcoholm.
Speaker 2: I'll keep thinking for you, and I'll reach out to
Speaker 2: you with anything else.
Speaker 1: And do you know what I think is really nice
Speaker 1: for a newly hinted man, and really nice fragrance. I
Speaker 1: know that because my son is mad for fragrances. Let's
Speaker 1: finish with our favorite ones, Jack, you love them, I
Speaker 1: love them. Yes, we have got some negative male here.
Speaker 1: You and I were talking about how subjective senses of
Speaker 1: humor are. We both don't find Adam Sandler that funny.
Speaker 1: He's too shouty for me and he's too foolish for you.
Speaker 1: Well end Scott eight says I don't find you funny,
Speaker 1: and ask Tito says you're Australian. You don't admit anybody
Speaker 1: funny or even imagine somebody outside.
Speaker 2: I was doing better your wee.
Speaker 1: Chrissy swanshow oh not long until the kid Lerroy is
Speaker 1: in the Nova Red Room, very exclusive gig.
Speaker 2: I'm still mad that I'm not going.
Speaker 1: I can't believe you're not going.
Speaker 2: I mean, I could fly myself up for it. But
Speaker 2: do I love him that much?
Speaker 1: Chrissy clicks, yes, you do.
Speaker 9: So.
Speaker 1: I don't know what you're up to. I think you're
Speaker 1: you're just cocooning a little bit. I get it after
Speaker 1: the week that you've had James Bond. Frankly, the Daniel
Speaker 1: Craig who played James Bond recently is in the news
Speaker 1: and it just made me miss James Bond, and like,
Speaker 1: how long has it been since we've had a James
Speaker 1: Bond film. I'm looking it up right now, twenty twenty one?
Speaker 2: And was that who did the song for that? Was
Speaker 2: that the Billie Eilish one?
Speaker 9: Yes?
Speaker 2: I think so, No Time to Die?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I feel like we're do you another one? And there
Speaker 1: was a big like fural kfuffle rumor mill about who
Speaker 1: was going to play the new James Bond because Daniel
Speaker 1: Craig stepped down.
Speaker 3: We still don't know, no, and we don't even what's
Speaker 3: her name. Barbara Brockley is at the Bent Barbara Brockley,
Speaker 3: Barbara Brockley. Usually she's in the press like sort of
Speaker 3: dropping hints on who it might be. We haven't had
Speaker 3: that for like six months. Yeah, which means they're not
Speaker 3: even in production yet.
Speaker 1: It is crack.
Speaker 2: We only have one for years.
Speaker 1: Well, James Daniel, I just call him James Bond. He's
Speaker 1: synonymous with it. Daniel Craig doesn't want to talk about
Speaker 1: James Bond any more. He sat down to do a
Speaker 1: s junket for his new film Queer with an actor
Speaker 1: called Drew Starkey, who's got the most exquisite angelic face
Speaker 1: and vibe. I've not seen him in anything out of ten.
Speaker 1: He's a really beautiful boy, like you would say that anyway.
Speaker 1: They're in this film together. They were, you know, put
Speaker 1: through some twenty questions by Variety and have a listen
Speaker 1: to the answer given actually by his co star Drew
Speaker 1: Starky about how many Bond films Daniel Craig had made.
Speaker 2: How many Games Bond films has Daniel meade? Are you
Speaker 2: asking me that I have to write the answer.
Speaker 6: I'm going to get it wrong.
Speaker 14: I answer gone.
Speaker 2: Too exactly. I don't know either.
Speaker 1: Five five, Drew Starkey wrote, too many is the official number.
Speaker 3: Which makes me think, like on set and when they've
Speaker 3: been sort of chatting that Daniel Craig's opened up about
Speaker 3: the fact he was over James Bond those last couple
Speaker 3: of films.
Speaker 1: Absolutely. How many has he made?
Speaker 14: Fast?
Speaker 4: Was it?
Speaker 1: Five?
Speaker 6: Okay?
Speaker 1: Then the questioning turned two Daniel Craig about James Bond
Speaker 1: and his replacement.
Speaker 2: If you were to pass the Gems Bond torch, who
Speaker 2: would you love to see play him?
Speaker 14: I don't care.
Speaker 1: I don't I don't care. He's one of the greatest
Speaker 1: answers of all time. Now, someone that we do care
Speaker 1: about is the Block and the episode that we've all
Speaker 1: been waiting for, the big auction episode is this Sunday
Speaker 1: I Reckon. It's the sort of TV that even if
Speaker 1: you've not watched a frame of the series, you will
Speaker 1: tune in.
Speaker 2: And watch it, watch the auctions. It's good fun.
Speaker 1: You absolutely got to. And there was a little bit
Speaker 1: of an expose or one on one an evening with
Speaker 1: Oprah's style interview last night with Kylie and her forgettable
Speaker 1: husband Spread. They sat down with said, Costello want a
Speaker 1: current affair, and you know they seem good.
Speaker 2: Kylie and Brad are back and we're told together we
Speaker 2: definitely learned some things along the way.
Speaker 14: Did I learn anything?
Speaker 6: She wouldn't have meant it if she didn't.
Speaker 15: I just stuck to my guns, and we just have
Speaker 15: to see the ending be the ending. We just want
Speaker 15: everyone to like, we love everyone and we actually want
Speaker 15: them all to do. But we want everyone to come
Speaker 15: away from this with something achievable.
Speaker 1: And I don't even understand what that means. What do
Speaker 1: you mean come away with something achievable?
Speaker 2: I think she means come away with a lot of money.
Speaker 1: That's what That would be nice. That would make the
Speaker 1: ordeal that they went through worths.
Speaker 3: I kind of hope they win, like I hope they
Speaker 3: make the most money out of everyone, because they provided
Speaker 3: the most drama.
Speaker 2: They deserve yes to get the cash.
Speaker 1: And then they delivered a cheating scandal which wasn't really
Speaker 1: to scandal. They nearly broke up their long term relationship
Speaker 1: flash marriage over it.
Speaker 2: She nearly ran into a penguin in the pitch black
Speaker 2: of the Night in Philip Island.
Speaker 1: She would have really hurt her feet when she was
Speaker 1: barefoot on the freeway, so it's called compensation.
Speaker 2: I do agree.
Speaker 3: By speaking of Channel nine, Swanny, Chrissy's couch is back Monday.
Speaker 3: That's where we set you a task on Monday. You
Speaker 3: have to call us back Tuesday with the answer and
Speaker 3: you get a thousand dollars cash.
Speaker 1: Couldn't be easier.
Speaker 2: Enjoy your weekend, Swanny. I hope it's RESTful and relaxed.
Speaker 1: Thank you and saying to you Rickie, Lee, Tim and
Speaker 1: Joel taking you all the way up to the prespers
Speaker 1: of the weekend. We'll see you Monday. The Chrisy Swan
Speaker 1: Show is a Nova podcast. For more great comedy shows
Speaker 1: like this, head to novapodcast dot com.
Speaker 9: Do you