Speaker 1: We've got get morning every day, Adelaide. There's a brand
Speaker 1: new trend, a bit of a plastic surgery. Joe, you're
Speaker 1: into designer things.
Speaker 2: If I designer things, you mean knock off designer things.
Speaker 1: And yes, this could be that, depending on which doctor
Speaker 1: you get. There's a brand you design a surgery that
Speaker 1: is sweeping the world and it is very specifically tailored
Speaker 1: to women. Forget about retail therapy. Women are turning from
Speaker 1: designer backs to designer vaginas to improve their appearance and
Speaker 1: boost their mental health, which is scientifically proven to help
Speaker 1: good stuff gone. Thank you very much. Appreciate that. You're
Speaker 1: looking quite awkward right now.
Speaker 2: She's going on on.
Speaker 1: The back of her head. I've never seen Jdie blush before.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, I'm going to regret asking this question.
Speaker 2: Watch prat does a designer vagina look like?
Speaker 1: Great question? Maybe a plastic surgery, also as designer vagina
Speaker 1: surgery has been on the rise in recent years, increasing
Speaker 1: in the US from two hundred and seventeen percent between
Speaker 1: twenty twelve and twenty seventeen, and a further twenty percent
Speaker 1: between then and now. It's a cosmetic procedure which reshapes
Speaker 1: the vaginal lips, removing excess tissue with a scalpel or
Speaker 1: laser to shorten the laby of minor? What ads?
Speaker 3: Don't you ever say those words on this show?
Speaker 1: To prominence and more in line with the labor major?
Speaker 1: Who's the major? Who's the minor?
Speaker 3: Who?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 2: Is this a school play?
Speaker 1: This is a play? Who got the lead role? So
Speaker 1: have you guys heard of this before? This is an
Speaker 1: actual thing?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've heard of women doing it. There's whole shows
Speaker 3: on Netflix about it. As far as the women's body goes,
Speaker 3: it's not the most attractive part. I wouldn't have thought,
Speaker 3: but I am oblivious, Like, what's a good looking one?
Speaker 2: What's not a good looking one?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Well, I mean you're you've
Speaker 2: probably seen more than me. Let's forget on it.
Speaker 1: And vice versa. I'm sure, although I've been in football clubs. Yeah, actually,
Speaker 1: maybe I'm beating you on both front. I'm sure that's
Speaker 1: something I should be claiming. Yeah, right, So what about
Speaker 1: producer Emily as well, who's on the verge of having
Speaker 1: her second baby? Oh yeah, and is this the sort
Speaker 1: of area you go down after you've had a few kids? Right?
Speaker 2: Well, I will say this.
Speaker 3: My obstitution doctor Darren Roberts, who's the most magnificent man
Speaker 3: on the planet, said most of his work isn't delivering babies,
Speaker 3: even though he does that with alarming regularity. It's actually
Speaker 3: fixing the issues that women have after they've had.
Speaker 4: Well, you can have you can have issues like you
Speaker 4: can have called a prolapse, which is frightening.
Speaker 1: I know what a prolapse is. Oh boy, stay all up.
Speaker 4: But I don't know if you class that as a
Speaker 4: design of vagin know, if you just get in your prolapse.
Speaker 3: No, I don't think that. I think that's more like
Speaker 3: essential because.
Speaker 1: The stress of it all as well. If you're the surgeon.
Speaker 1: Oh oh, we never would I be more out of
Speaker 1: my depth.
Speaker 2: Oh no, how do I make this pretty? I'm not sure.
Speaker 1: Wrong spot, I've done the procedure in the wrong spot. Congratulations,
Speaker 1: it's an all purpose area now and you're now a chicken.
Speaker 3: Big weekend of footy, Oh my very goodness. Obviously disappointing.
Speaker 3: Port Adelaide going down dramatically on Thursday night.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my gosh, Friday night seventeen Adelaide Oval. There
Speaker 1: is a lot on the line for Port Adelaide straight
Speaker 1: sets exit would be disastrous. The Hawks are absolutely on
Speaker 1: fire and saying that Sam Frost is a key defended.
Speaker 1: He's now out, Yeah, little bit of a bone stress injury.
Speaker 1: But Will Day is probably going to come back. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Zach Butters is probably going to play. Okay, subbed off
Speaker 1: at halftime clear of major damage to his ribs.
Speaker 3: My husband came up with an interesting fact yesterday for
Speaker 3: Crow supporters over the last I don't know. I think
Speaker 3: he said thirteen years the Crows of Acts one more
Speaker 3: finals than Port despite Port being in you know, seven
Speaker 3: odd final Seriesness, the Crows one like four and them
Speaker 3: only one two.
Speaker 1: That is technically correct.
Speaker 2: It so he was right, he was right. I was skeptical.
Speaker 2: But okay, here we are.
Speaker 1: I heard that start during the round. So if Greek's
Speaker 1: trying to tell you that he came up with that.
Speaker 2: Lying potentially, that's right.
Speaker 1: It is a true status.
Speaker 2: Yeah wow, which.
Speaker 1: Doesn't sit too well with Port Adelaide supporters.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you that. No, what about the Swans
Speaker 2: game against ws.
Speaker 1: That was incredibly exciting?
Speaker 3: How good do you still have a little soft spot
Speaker 3: for the Swans despite the fact that you were delisted yeah.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, my whole life will I was played for the
Speaker 1: Swan and they let me in the door and then
Speaker 1: they pushed me out like almost immediately.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's so sad.
Speaker 1: But I like seeing them do well. I see GWS
Speaker 1: after I finished. That would have been my zoned area.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, So once GWS came into the system, like
Speaker 1: the sort of Riverina southern New South Wales, that was
Speaker 1: like that's GWS's own area now, So if there was
Speaker 1: any sort of affiliation, I would have had more of
Speaker 1: a shot. I've gone to g WS. Yeah right, and
Speaker 1: probably got delisted there.
Speaker 3: You would have fit in that. It's a good looking
Speaker 3: side jaws as good it would have been.
Speaker 2: Really your wheelhouse.
Speaker 1: Ward is a good human. Oh my gosh, I don't
Speaker 1: think he's real.
Speaker 2: I don't think he's real, isn't he?
Speaker 1: And I touched him on the back the other day
Speaker 1: and I'm pretty sure it was marble he's made and
Speaker 1: shechiseled out of marble its legal.
Speaker 3: Brisbane also had a win up there. What a blistering first.
Speaker 1: Quarters it was. There was almost going to be a
Speaker 1: stat they kicked the goal right at the end of
Speaker 1: the first quarter. Had they not done that, it would
Speaker 1: have been the first time in vfl AFL history Aside
Speaker 1: hasn't kicked the goal in the first quarter during the finals.
Speaker 1: Wow embarrassing from Carlton.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it really was.
Speaker 3: Oh well, let's talk about Nick Kurios please, because he's
Speaker 3: over there commentating at the US Open at the moment
Speaker 3: and there's been calls for him to be sacked over
Speaker 3: a comment about his ex girlfriend Anna Kolinskia. So basically
Speaker 3: they dated for a little while she is now dating
Speaker 3: world at number one. Sinner yep, I couldn't remember his.
Speaker 1: First names quite literally, just won the US Open.
Speaker 3: And hilariously because I said to you, how do I
Speaker 3: say Kellen Skier during the break and you'll like just
Speaker 3: say it with and then I proceed to forget the
Speaker 3: first name of the world number one, he stumbled, Am
Speaker 3: I going anyway? So basically, someone on Twitter posted an
Speaker 3: old photo of him and her and he has written
Speaker 3: underneath it second, sir.
Speaker 1: Nick, Oh he's such a pig your opinion? What a pig?
Speaker 3: And then everyone's like, oh, you're so vulgar, that's so disrespectful.
Speaker 2: Where's your class, et cetera. So yes, here we are, here,
Speaker 2: we are.
Speaker 1: Can I just say this about Nick Curios. I do
Speaker 1: not want my six year old son imitating Nick Kurios
Speaker 1: his antics. But as an adult who I feel like
Speaker 1: I can identify wrong and right, Oh my gosh, he's entertaining.
Speaker 1: He makes me gosh, he makes me want to watch tennis.
Speaker 1: I just want to watch Nick Kurios because what is
Speaker 1: he going to do next? And he's probably going to
Speaker 1: lose it in some capacity.
Speaker 2: And I get that.
Speaker 3: But there's a bit of a history of disrespect against women.
Speaker 3: Can you remember when he was playing Stan Waarenka, Yes,
Speaker 3: and he said.
Speaker 2: To Stan, what time is it? Six twelve?
Speaker 3: I can probably say he infamously said to Warenka Cockanarchus
Speaker 3: banged your girlfriend?
Speaker 1: Did you go down well with He didn't.
Speaker 3: Go down well with Stan because obviously there was a
Speaker 3: bit of a history between Cochanarchus and dona Ekic.
Speaker 2: I also said that with confidence, even though I've got
Speaker 2: no idea.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's okay. Remember when he said this about a
Speaker 1: drug woman during one of the Majors drinks about seven
Speaker 1: hundred drinks.
Speaker 2: Bro. That woman looks like she said, have an under
Speaker 2: of drinks, Bro.
Speaker 1: Drinks Bro. You're not getting that from Alex Dimon right, no,
Speaker 1: you certainly not all its past six six fifteen Venue
Speaker 1: machine quiz. First question is coming out very soon. What
Speaker 1: about this as well? I still can't get my head
Speaker 1: around it. Five of course diner at Kingsford. The bross's
Speaker 1: all the on a restaurant. Lazis are gathered it over
Speaker 1: six hundred bucks.
Speaker 2: I sit late on the lardie.
Speaker 1: You could win that as well as a double passed
Speaker 1: the vale Adelaid five hundred Saturday After Race concert series.
Speaker 1: Very reasonable question coming up next. That's a job. That's
Speaker 1: a joke, that's a job, a terrible job. Walk it
Speaker 1: up to my veins, spit of humor, jestic kickstarters, and
Speaker 1: we're off into a good direction.
Speaker 2: Okay, come here, give me rum. I'll inject you. Oh gosh,
Speaker 2: I can be a baby about it. Blood everywhere you
Speaker 2: wanted it.
Speaker 1: That's true, and you recruit too. By the way, welcome
Speaker 1: to the stage, producers, are we thank you? I'd be nervous.
Speaker 1: I'm actually so nervous.
Speaker 2: This is a really scary space.
Speaker 1: It is a really scary space. And what's even scarier
Speaker 1: is trying to relax and deliver humor stand up comedians.
Speaker 1: Oh boy, that do a good job.
Speaker 2: That is the one job in the world where I
Speaker 2: got I don't know how you do it.
Speaker 1: Probably why they're always under the influence of something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the majority of them mostly.
Speaker 1: Kick us off. What do you go?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 5: Which bear is the most condescending?
Speaker 1: Which bear is the most condescending? Panda? Oh No, what
Speaker 1: a tricky start.
Speaker 5: I feel like I could have said anything and I
Speaker 5: would have got this reaction.
Speaker 1: What a shame on? Such a shame is Okay? Sorry,
Speaker 1: sorry about that. Trying to get that trap my come on.
Speaker 1: The lady Charity in my office building asked if I
Speaker 1: would hang out with her hand smoker joints serious, I
Speaker 1: told her no, I can't deal with high maintenance women.
Speaker 2: Produces Okay, you're ready for fine? Okay.
Speaker 3: Man walks into a bar in the outback and he
Speaker 3: sees a sign that says complete three tasks and.
Speaker 2: You win one million dollars.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, so, the man says to the bartender,
Speaker 3: Is that true? What do I need to do to
Speaker 3: win a million dollars? He says yes, indeed it is.
Speaker 3: He's like, great, hit me. So the bartender says, the
Speaker 3: first task is see that man down there at the
Speaker 3: end of a big, large, heavy set man.
Speaker 2: You have to knock him out, and you have to
Speaker 2: knock him out with one punch. First.
Speaker 3: The second task you have to do is there's a
Speaker 3: twelve foot croc at the back with a very sore tooth.
Speaker 2: You're going to have to wrestle it and pull out
Speaker 2: the tooth.
Speaker 1: The very sensitive crops.
Speaker 2: No, they can be in that space, can't bang.
Speaker 3: The third task is there's an eighty nine year old
Speaker 3: woman upstairs who wants to get lucky before she dies.
Speaker 2: Fair col I mean we all want to go out
Speaker 2: that way, don't we, Andrew?
Speaker 3: So the man says, right, oh, I'm going to have
Speaker 3: a crack at it. He has ten shots, back to back,
Speaker 3: bang bang bang, bang, bang, one after the other, gets
Speaker 3: up off his stool, walks over to the man at
Speaker 3: the end of the bar, bang, knocks him out.
Speaker 2: With one punch. Whoa's task done.
Speaker 3: Then he charges out the back of the pub and
Speaker 3: there's a commotion for about ten minutes and he comes
Speaker 3: inside and he's all bruised and battered, and he goes,
Speaker 3: all right.
Speaker 2: That's done. Where's the old lady with a bad tooth.
Speaker 1: With the crocodile? From the not's taken Joes. You know me.
Speaker 1: You know that I love a strange and bizarre law,
Speaker 1: and if it's in this country or beyond, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: For example, in South Australia, it's an offense to sell
Speaker 1: a refrigerator with a capacity of forty two point five
Speaker 1: literres or more unless all the doors can be easily
Speaker 1: opened from the inside or was brought into the state
Speaker 1: before nineteen sixty two. We know that that is something
Speaker 1: that we know when we purchase refrigerators. And the reason
Speaker 1: being is that before nineteen sixty two, apparently a lot
Speaker 1: of people in essay used to get trapped in refrigerators. Really,
Speaker 1: it's got to be easily able to get out of.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's not random.
Speaker 2: Yeah, why are they climbing in?
Speaker 1: I don't know, hot, I don't know. It's crazy.
Speaker 2: I want a zooper duper and it's right down the bottom.
Speaker 2: And now I'm stuck.
Speaker 1: Now I'm stuck book. Now I'm dead death by fridge.
Speaker 1: We need to stop the South Australias. We need to
Speaker 1: do something.
Speaker 2: Who put that law?
Speaker 3: Who put that bill to parliament to get past Rob Refrigerowski.
Speaker 1: Some of the US state laws are even bigger than
Speaker 1: some of the they're even more fascinated. What about this,
Speaker 1: We'll just go around the grounds over in the states.
Speaker 1: In Kentucky, every citizen is required to shower at least
Speaker 1: once a year. Don't mind that you can't go a
Speaker 1: full year without showering. Okay, as much as you'd.
Speaker 2: Liked it, that is how how do they even regulate that?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. Is it a smell test?
Speaker 1: Do they swab who knows? Open up?
Speaker 2: You smell rancid?
Speaker 1: In Florida, it's illegal to sing in public while wearing
Speaker 1: a swimsuit. That could be very intimidating. I'm not sure
Speaker 1: for other reasons, Okay. Indiana, mustaches are illegal if the
Speaker 1: bearer has a tendency to habitually kiss other humans. Because
Speaker 1: what you're wearing a star. Yeah, it's an injection of confidence.
Speaker 2: Especially one of those twirly ones.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, you just assume that everyone wants to
Speaker 1: kiss you. Not so particularly in Indiana.
Speaker 3: If a man approached me with one of those twirly mustaches.
Speaker 1: You're no.
Speaker 2: Quite the opposite. I don't want to pass you.
Speaker 1: You'd run the cap Iowa, a one armed piano player
Speaker 1: must by law perform for free. Don't you dare try
Speaker 1: and charge for a show That is ridiculous. It's not
Speaker 1: worth it unless you do the It takes one finger
Speaker 1: on one arm. This is going to affect you, Joe.
Speaker 1: It's Oklahoma. It's forbidden to take a bite out of
Speaker 1: another person's hamburger.
Speaker 2: Well, lock me up and throw away the key.
Speaker 1: You'll get in fined. And for those who just tuning
Speaker 1: in for the first time, I've got to produce. Her
Speaker 1: name is Emily. She spent some time in the States.
Speaker 1: No way, it's a massive flex, like a.
Speaker 2: Huge flex every opportunity. When I lived in the States,
Speaker 2: I really dull you lived there for a bit.
Speaker 1: Specifically, Minnesota is a little bit different over there, Go Baggings.
Speaker 1: Did you know this is producer Emily. In Minnesota, it's
Speaker 1: illegal to cross state lines with a duck on your head.
Speaker 4: Of course I knew that. I know everything about Minnesota.
Speaker 4: Also the Vikings one today, so go Vikings.
Speaker 2: Excellent.
Speaker 4: But another bizarre one that I actually found out before
Speaker 4: I went over there was it is illegal to smoke
Speaker 4: underwater in Minnesota. I'm not allowed to smoke a cigarette
Speaker 4: while you're underwater.
Speaker 1: In Minnesota.
Speaker 3: Oh God, well, I mean, it's fortunate that you knew
Speaker 3: that because you're heavily pregnant and the woman loves to
Speaker 3: s packa day.
Speaker 1: Jokes. This is fantastic news. The one hundred is returning
Speaker 1: with Andy Lee for season seven Tuesday September ten, eight
Speaker 1: forty five on Channel nine and nine Now, and I
Speaker 1: am absolutely delighted to say that the wonderful, beautiful and
Speaker 1: flawless Andy Lee joins us right now. Good mon to you. Andy.
Speaker 6: Hey, guys, how are tomorrow and night?
Speaker 2: We're back tomorrow night. That's some seven seasons, you old duster, look.
Speaker 4: At you go.
Speaker 6: I don't know much more surprise than I am, but
Speaker 6: I look to be honest, it's the show about Australia
Speaker 6: and Australians, so we just love hearing about ourselves. I
Speaker 6: put it down to the success nothing. You know what
Speaker 6: I'm doing.
Speaker 1: Well and I'm just on that, like did you when
Speaker 1: it first came to did you expect this sort of success,
Speaker 1: because clearly it is. I mean, it's connecting with Australia.
Speaker 1: That must be really satisfying.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean, I mean your hope, of course, but
Speaker 6: you never know, and it's tough, particularly with the way
Speaker 6: TV is going to this stage, so we're ch afterward,
Speaker 6: we'll hang on to your life. But yeah, Tom Gleason's
Speaker 6: on Tomorrow night with Sophie Monk Mike Goldstein and we're
Speaker 6: covering up a lot of topics. Secrets. Will find all
Speaker 6: the stats on secrets in Australia and workmates. So you
Speaker 6: guys can look at each other right now and getting back,
Speaker 6: I'm me to throw a few questions at you and
Speaker 6: see if you guys can get them. Oh, yes, okay,
Speaker 6: what percent of Australians think they're closer to a colleague
Speaker 6: than their own partner?
Speaker 2: Oh that's hard.
Speaker 1: Who goes first?
Speaker 3: Wait?
Speaker 1: You go first? This is so awkward. Four percentage? Well,
Speaker 1: sure it would be low twelve percent.
Speaker 3: I reckon more than it that, Andy, I, Oh, this
Speaker 3: is hard because like it's a different kind of relationship
Speaker 3: with your colleagues at work, right Andy, Like it's it's
Speaker 3: not saying one's better or worse.
Speaker 6: I do not really meant to sleep with the colleagues.
Speaker 2: Technically, I'm going to say thirty eight.
Speaker 6: Oh it's you said fifteen.
Speaker 1: I said twelve, Yeah, twelve, or sixteen said twelve?
Speaker 6: Thirty eight, it's twenty three percent, So I think you
Speaker 6: just win. Ay, oh yeah, taking your mouths quickly in
Speaker 6: the morning with shock gray for me? All right to
Speaker 6: another one?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: Please?
Speaker 6: What percent of Australians hate it when a dog is
Speaker 6: brought into the.
Speaker 1: Office controversial because whoever's got the dog thinks that they
Speaker 1: are the second Yeah.
Speaker 3: So before I got a dog, Andy, and I think
Speaker 3: you might be on the same page with your little
Speaker 3: Henry as me, because I don't think you're a dog
Speaker 3: person before. But now I see on your Instagram you
Speaker 3: are riding around on a bike with your dog and
Speaker 3: your backpack.
Speaker 2: So haven't you.
Speaker 6: Turned Yes, I bought a specialized backpack to take Henry
Speaker 6: to the beach for my bike. Have changed for me?
Speaker 6: I was one of the big ones to ban all
Speaker 6: dogs from our workplace. I was running it like tyrant
Speaker 6: but actually, yes, the DNA test of anyone coming in
Speaker 6: just in case it was a human, but the dog
Speaker 6: pretending to be a human on the way in, just
Speaker 6: to make sure there were no dogs anywhere near our workplace.
Speaker 6: I'm different now, that's true. But what do you reckon?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I used to hate it when we had a colleague
Speaker 3: who used to bring one into Channel ten and I
Speaker 3: used to hate it so much, but now that I'm
Speaker 3: a dog person, I'm going to say, so, what was
Speaker 3: the question?
Speaker 2: How many people hate it? What percentage of people hate
Speaker 2: I say thirty two.
Speaker 1: I'm going to say thirty three percent. Oh, you're I'm
Speaker 1: going to say I think it's low. I'm going to
Speaker 1: say twenty one percent, thirty percent.
Speaker 6: It's a straight send victory, although it isn't it? Okay,
Speaker 6: we need a tiebreaker? Then sure? All right, what I'm
Speaker 6: going to change the secrets of the topic away from worth,
Speaker 6: but what percent of Australians regularly look up their ex partners?
Speaker 1: I'm going to go first. I'm going to say one
Speaker 1: hundred and three percent. I think it's I would think
Speaker 1: that it's pretty hard. Yeah, I'm going to say sixty
Speaker 1: I'm going to say sixty nine. But that's a ridiculous number.
Speaker 1: Go with I'm going to say seventy one percent.
Speaker 2: All right, we're going to go higher than that. I'm
Speaker 2: going to say eighty nine percent.
Speaker 6: Well, we learn a lot about you too. It's thirty
Speaker 6: one pc. And you guys can explain that to your
Speaker 6: partner when yeah, I know.
Speaker 3: We've got to let you go Angeley. You're a busy
Speaker 3: man this morning, but can I ask you a question.
Speaker 3: What percentage of Carlton supporters turned off their television halfway
Speaker 3: through the first quarter against Brisbane?
Speaker 6: Well, well, for those of us that were there, like me,
Speaker 6: it was tough to turn off the television because it's
Speaker 6: connected to the big screen at the ground. Yeah, plenty, plenty,
Speaker 6: plenty it was.
Speaker 1: It was a very.
Speaker 6: Quiet, slight home from Brisbane development, didn't am I right?
Speaker 2: Did someone decorate your hotel room in Brisbane?
Speaker 6: Yeah? I even arrived at and my hotel was fully
Speaker 6: decked out in Brisbane lines gear, including a card from
Speaker 6: the CEO. So I plan to go back and throw
Speaker 6: all that stuff in the bath up and put the
Speaker 6: tap on and post a video about how Carlton work.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Unfortunately the Carvin winning part didn't eventuate, So you've turned
Speaker 6: into a bit of a statter affair.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry to mention the war.
Speaker 1: As we always say with Carlson, Andy, as we always
Speaker 1: say with the Blues, next year is the year. Andy,
Speaker 1: Thank you so much for johinning us. Congratulations once again,
Speaker 1: Jess guys appreciated me. Andy Lee. It's back the one
Speaker 1: hundred to Tomorrow Night's eight forty five on Channel nine
Speaker 1: and nine now as well. So there you go. All
Speaker 1: can't support us out there? Why do you do it?
Speaker 7: To you?
Speaker 3: Sir?
Speaker 2: I'm just going to go back to stalking my x
Speaker 2: on Instagram? How long have I got?
Speaker 1: Wasn't that a stitch up? Well? Thirteen twenty four ten
Speaker 1: Secret celebrity crushes? You want to talk about? James Packer jokes? Okay,
Speaker 1: just kidding. He's an interesting fellow.
Speaker 2: Well.
Speaker 3: I was absolutely glued to the Telly last night because
Speaker 3: he did a one on one interview for Spotlight and
Speaker 3: it was incredible. It was unbelievably and he admitted that
Speaker 3: the reason he was doing it was to open up
Speaker 3: about mental health. Robbie Williams joined him in the chat
Speaker 3: as well, because I've got a close friendship. Because no,
Speaker 3: because they've got a sort of bonding over their mutual depression,
Speaker 3: I guess. But good on him for opening up about it.
Speaker 3: I did not realize how miserable this man was. So
Speaker 3: he's a billionaire, there's no question about that. He's fifty
Speaker 3: six years old, and he spoke about his mental health.
Speaker 3: He was diagnosed with bipolar in twenty twenty. He said
Speaker 3: in twenty twenty two doctors diagnosed, sorry administered lithium, which
Speaker 3: turned him into an absolute zombie.
Speaker 1: So what does lithium do? I mean, that's a question
Speaker 1: with that notice. But well, I've never heard that as
Speaker 1: a medication for mental health.
Speaker 3: I'm not sure if if he knew this about me,
Speaker 3: but I'm not a psychiatrist.
Speaker 2: Therefore I couldn't really tell you what lithium does.
Speaker 3: However, he said it turned him just into a complete
Speaker 3: nush of space cadet. It was an incredibly candid and
Speaker 3: frank sort of interview, and he spoke about he touched
Speaker 3: on his two divorces. So he was obviously married I
Speaker 3: think to Jodi Meeres and then Recur, and he spoke
Speaker 3: about his regret that he wasn't the best man that
Speaker 3: he could have been when he was married to those
Speaker 3: two women. So there was obviously a lot of sadness there,
Speaker 3: you could tell. But he also spoke about one of
Speaker 3: the worst times in his life, and that's when he
Speaker 3: was in a relationship with Mariah Carey.
Speaker 7: Have listened tossed out of China or something had gone wrong,
Speaker 7: you know, I had people arrested in China. I was
Speaker 7: caught up in charges in Israel with you know Netanyahu.
Speaker 7: And that same week literally was the week that it
Speaker 7: came out that I was engaged to Mariah Carey for
Speaker 7: a while. And that same week it came out that
Speaker 7: Mariah and I had broken up and she thought I'd
Speaker 7: planted a story and a magazine about it, which I hadn't.
Speaker 1: That you made her look bad. It was a train wreck.
Speaker 1: It was a train wreck, an absolute train wreck. At
Speaker 1: what stage during that relationship did James hear this? He
Speaker 1: Mariah Carey and I just started all I want for Christmas?
Speaker 3: That's I can't be in a relationship do this anymore? No,
Speaker 3: have you ever seen that? It did like a documentary
Speaker 3: on Mariah Kerry and he featured in it, and he
Speaker 3: literally he looked like a bit of a pig in it,
Speaker 3: like he just rocked up to a dinner, didn't talk
Speaker 3: to any one, and then.
Speaker 2: Left right and that was shortly he had enough, he'd
Speaker 2: had enough.
Speaker 1: Same with Ben Affleck.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was also the same with Katy Perry and
Speaker 3: her documentary when basically Russell Brand split up with her
Speaker 3: right before she's about to go and stay.
Speaker 1: It was unbelievable. She literally she's walking on the stage
Speaker 1: and then goes right, I've got to click my fingers
Speaker 1: and turn it on and perform to one hundred thousand people.
Speaker 3: The age old question, though, can money buy you happiness?
Speaker 3: He answered that last night. So he basically said, look,
Speaker 3: I have had this depression, but I would rather be wealthy.
Speaker 2: While I'm trying to tackle the depression. Have a listen.
Speaker 7: Money is not a guarantee of happiness, but neither is poverty.
Speaker 1: Neither is poverty. You know, I would prefer I would prefer.
Speaker 7: To be rich and unhappy than to try and be
Speaker 7: poor and unhappy.
Speaker 3: He says from his yacht in French Polynesia.
Speaker 1: So what he's saying is I'm going to be unhappy
Speaker 1: either way. I'd rather be rich and that.
Speaker 2: It will absolutely that makes a lot of sense.
Speaker 3: Robbie Williams sort of chipped in and said, look, depression
Speaker 3: will find you anywhere. It doesn't matter if you live
Speaker 3: in a crackshack in Stoke on Train, which is one
Speaker 3: of the poor areas in England, or you live in
Speaker 3: a mansion. If you're depressed, you're depressed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, one hundred percent. So I think what we do
Speaker 1: just to get a little bit serious, like one hundred percent,
Speaker 1: and I'm doing it now. I'm pushing forty and I've
Speaker 1: just seen so many things where you're like, stop thinking
Speaker 1: about the future and how much better things might be
Speaker 1: if little things form the place, because I guarantee you
Speaker 1: look back and be like, oh that time in twenty
Speaker 1: twenty four when I was twenty thirty nine years old
Speaker 1: and the kids were doing this and that, that was
Speaker 1: such a beautiful time. Yeah, Like, it's all about living
Speaker 1: in the moment things like that.
Speaker 2: Kay, It's gratitude, isn't it.
Speaker 1: But always you hear these stories like this recollection stories
Speaker 1: and go you just need to start living in the moment.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm also happy that you can feel happiness because
Speaker 3: so many people it just doesn't come naturally.
Speaker 1: So you know, also, don't date Mariah Carey. Really, it is.
Speaker 2: So time for it.
Speaker 1: Let's go girls.
Speaker 3: God, I mean, Nick Kurios is copying it today for
Speaker 3: being a bit of a misogynist.
Speaker 2: Acorn has a lot to answer for with the lyrics of.
Speaker 1: That ritual made as well as you like to call
Speaker 1: on David Guetta getting on board with that songs, Wow,
Speaker 1: come on, David.
Speaker 3: Disappointing, all right, chick chat. This is basically it's all
Speaker 3: the stuff we talk about offware, and we're like, you know,
Speaker 3: let's girl, let's talk about it on a producers. So
Speaker 3: he joins us this morning, and what about this? For
Speaker 3: a news study, it claims that happy couples are less
Speaker 3: likely to post their partner on social media. Okay, so
Speaker 3: basically the results found that those who share three or
Speaker 3: more couple selfies per week are allegedly one hundred and
Speaker 3: twenty eight percent unhappier.
Speaker 2: Than they're more discrete counterparts. Out of a pause.
Speaker 1: That's a good thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it gets worth Only ten percent of selfie
Speaker 3: crazed couples considered themselves very happy. Meanwhile, forty six percent
Speaker 3: of couples who are more private on social media said
Speaker 3: they were much happier.
Speaker 2: So the moral of these stories.
Speaker 3: If you post every second day about you and your partner,
Speaker 3: maybe you're hiding a little secret.
Speaker 2: Maybe you're not that happy.
Speaker 5: Yeah, overkill much? Yeah, who's posting three times a week anyway?
Speaker 3: A jeez?
Speaker 1: If you're just not very good at social media. So
Speaker 1: a few beers off Friday night, a couple of mats.
Speaker 2: I saw that story. I was impressed.
Speaker 1: My old mates Fury.
Speaker 2: Yeah, when you and Spury get together.
Speaker 1: You solve a lot of problems. And then my wife
Speaker 1: is like a bit of an overdo with the social media, Like,
Speaker 1: what are you talking about? I just posted stories. It's like, no,
Speaker 1: you posted an actual post, a story and a reel
Speaker 1: at the same thing. It's like, how is that even possible?
Speaker 1: Just trying to put a story up?
Speaker 3: Oh wait, so you're posting that of your mate Spurry.
Speaker 3: I'm just on your social media right now. And the
Speaker 3: last time you posted a photo of you and Kara
Speaker 3: was back in Christmas of last year.
Speaker 2: So what's up.
Speaker 1: Months ago, months ago, over.
Speaker 3: Nine months ago, and yet you can do three things
Speaker 3: on Spurry.
Speaker 1: Jesus, I'm just not very good at social media. But yeah,
Speaker 1: you should see cars. I'm really in there as well.
Speaker 1: I'd probably once every six months. It's all full of
Speaker 1: her children or some one.
Speaker 2: Okay, but let me just have a look.
Speaker 3: There's one, two, three, There's at least fifteen footy stories
Speaker 3: on your Instagram and.
Speaker 2: And one of you on a diving board in.
Speaker 3: So you'd rather post of a semi nude photo of
Speaker 3: yourself than acknowledge your beautiful wife Carr you're.
Speaker 2: Disgusting pretty much.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm the big now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like.
Speaker 5: It's different when you're married. I think I think the
Speaker 5: social media expectations changed and you're married, But if you're
Speaker 5: my age, it's reasonably new. If you're you know, heading
Speaker 5: towards engagement, then it's a bit different. It's almost like
Speaker 5: a proving that you're together by posting.
Speaker 3: And you also have to have the added complication of
Speaker 3: a launch, don't You're so true?
Speaker 5: A friend Houston, who's had like six launches of friends. Yeah,
Speaker 5: different launches. But I will talk about this with my
Speaker 5: girlfriend's a fair bit because there's a girl that we
Speaker 5: know and we think it's a major red flag that
Speaker 5: her partner never posts her ever.
Speaker 2: So I think there's got to be a balance.
Speaker 5: Yes, So regularly they'll go on holiday and she'll post
Speaker 5: a photo of him on the beach, and then he'll
Speaker 5: post a photo of the beach like not her, or
Speaker 5: like she'll post a photo of them out to dinner
Speaker 5: and he'll post a photo of his dinner of her
Speaker 5: at dinner, And I think you're actively hiding her at
Speaker 5: that point. You're trying to appear single, and that's a.
Speaker 3: Ras particularly insulting if you want to put up a
Speaker 3: photo of your lobster bisk as opposed to your girlfriend.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, ouch.
Speaker 5: I think there's got to be a bit of a balance.
Speaker 5: If you're posting all the time, you're probably overcompensating to something.
Speaker 5: If you're never posting, you are trying to appear single.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I also agree, what the hell's a lobster biscuit?
Speaker 1: Who knows?
Speaker 2: If I was really mean, i'd get you to spell biscus.
Speaker 1: I think, actually, now that is a b I s
Speaker 1: q u E.
Speaker 2: Where'd you pull that?
Speaker 3: From thirteen twenty four to ten? Please get involved in this.
Speaker 2: Is it a red flag if you don't post about
Speaker 2: your partner?
Speaker 3: Or is it a red flag if you post too
Speaker 3: much about your partner?
Speaker 2: Where do you see it?
Speaker 1: Give us some advice?
Speaker 2: Good morning, Wade, Good morning? Where do you sit with it? Wade?
Speaker 8: So I have to agree with what you were saying,
Speaker 8: Like I think, if you post too much, that's definitely
Speaker 8: a bit of a red flag. Obviously it's not always
Speaker 8: the case, but for most cases I think so. But
Speaker 8: like someone on there said before, if you don't post
Speaker 8: at all, it's kind of like you're trying to remain single.
Speaker 8: I've just recently still have started seeing it go on.
Speaker 8: It's very anwy at the moment, so we haven't really
Speaker 8: posted on social media. But there's a meme that gets
Speaker 8: around this is if I won the lottery, you wouldn't
Speaker 8: I wouldn't say anything, but they'll be signed. And for
Speaker 8: me it's kind of the same thing. So on how
Speaker 8: both of our social media is it says we're in
Speaker 8: a relationship, but it doesn't say who with, and you
Speaker 8: know we tag each other in in things like competitions
Speaker 8: and things like that where you've got to take your
Speaker 8: best friend or something like that.
Speaker 2: Subtle social weight ones.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think that's a good way to
Speaker 8: particularly starting out to do it.
Speaker 1: Science No more poking.
Speaker 3: Poking two thousand and one, twenty ten.
Speaker 1: Oh, it was an absolutely poke best and it's come back.
Speaker 1: I was poking on No, No, it's a feature.
Speaker 5: Now it's a feature, but no one is using it except.
Speaker 1: Thousand Excuse me?
Speaker 3: What what sort of response did you want to garner
Speaker 3: when you poke someone?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: Come onto me. Yeah, I'm not sure.
Speaker 2: It's just an odd thing to do.
Speaker 1: It was like trying to be flirtatious.
Speaker 2: Andrew Hayes poked to you. Yeah cool, now.
Speaker 3: What good morning, Ali, good morning, good thank you?
Speaker 2: Okay, how much she's not enough or vice versa.
Speaker 3: Do you think people who post a lot on social
Speaker 3: media are actually happy?
Speaker 9: No, very definitive. We know a friend of mine post
Speaker 9: for fiance almost daily and says to me, he's not
Speaker 9: the most attractive and he's kind of boring, but like
Speaker 9: he's okay than usual.
Speaker 1: Ali. So I know social media can be an absolute
Speaker 1: haven for what people want their lives to be. And
Speaker 1: you want people to think that you're killing it and
Speaker 1: you're happy, and that's a prime example of someone not
Speaker 1: being happy. Behind the scenes.
Speaker 3: Happy people don't tell people how happy they are.
Speaker 1: You go there and they live it. Ladies and gentlemen. Anyway, anyway,
Speaker 1: thank you, good morning to you.
Speaker 2: Bell, Good morning morning Bell. Okay, social media, where do
Speaker 2: you see it? Is it a red flag if people
Speaker 2: don't post enough or too much?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 6: The red flag is if Bet don't have Facebook at all?
Speaker 4: Didn't have Facebook?
Speaker 9: And he was.
Speaker 10: Banging half bade, So Bell, I mean, did you did
Speaker 10: you did you find out.
Speaker 1: That this was a massive red flag afterwards? Did you
Speaker 1: have suspicions during Weapon Suspicious. It was just really good
Speaker 1: at lying.
Speaker 2: But I was like us no Facebook.
Speaker 1: I would have loved to have post photos of be
Speaker 1: because then at least Than.
Speaker 3: Actually wasn't as single as he was behaving well at
Speaker 3: this stage, I can't work if you're so happy because
Speaker 3: you're divorced from him, or you're just completely unhinged.
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, good on your bell, love bell and a
Speaker 2: big shout out to all the bells. Oh, I thought
Speaker 2: you were going to a big shout out to all
Speaker 2: the women.
Speaker 1: Full night's sleep uninterrupted.
Speaker 2: Nice?
Speaker 1: Oh, sleep deprivation is so bad for you. So they've
Speaker 1: had a study which has been published in the Brain,
Speaker 1: Behavior and Unity Summarized and Science Daily. How good Science Daily?
Speaker 3: By the way, what are were you just perusing it
Speaker 3: over the weekend, like in between watching the footy? Oh?
Speaker 1: For goodness sake. Sometimes Carl's like, can you just put
Speaker 1: down the Science Daily and watch some football? People need
Speaker 1: to support this thing, I know exactly. So they investigated
Speaker 1: the impact of poor sleep on cardiovascular health, focusing on
Speaker 1: gender differences. The research involved two hundred and ten middle
Speaker 1: aged men and women who are otherwise healthy and did
Speaker 1: not have sleep disorders to take daily medicareations. Here's the
Speaker 1: findings jodes go on. Poor sleep was found to be
Speaker 1: more detrimental to women's health than men's. Yeah, despite similar
Speaker 1: sleep quality ratings, women exhibited higher levels of psychological distress
Speaker 1: and bio markers associated with heart disease and type two diabetes.
Speaker 3: Well, they actually say that if you don't get enough sleep,
Speaker 3: it shortened your life.
Speaker 2: So I am cooked.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's crazy. So why it's so much worse
Speaker 1: for women than it's for men.
Speaker 2: Did you hear what I just said?
Speaker 3: I could drop dead at any moment because I haven't
Speaker 3: had sleep since forever.
Speaker 1: So women who reported poor sleep experience higher levels of hostility, yeah, you, depression,
Speaker 1: and anger compared to men. This psychological distress was more
Speaker 1: pronounced in women.
Speaker 2: Are you trying to tell me that you handle sleep
Speaker 2: deprivation work? Don't clap yourself. Don't clap yourself.
Speaker 1: Man, I don't know if it's sleep deprivation or other things.
Speaker 1: Remember the time that was a Thursday and I got
Speaker 1: a big excit of the state of origin. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: see that sleep deprivation.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I felt like.
Speaker 3: I had myself with no no, no, no, no, no no, no, no,
Speaker 3: getting up four times a night to your children and
Speaker 3: or dog that sleep deprivation that was self inflicted with
Speaker 3: you and Spurry who seems.
Speaker 2: To be a very bad influence in your life.
Speaker 1: But good.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 1: I look at my wife sometimes and she'd be like,
Speaker 1: how did you sleep last night? I'm like, well, I
Speaker 1: actually had to wake up in the middle night to
Speaker 1: go to a week And she will tell me how
Speaker 1: she got up every seven minutes yep, to a screaming baby.
Speaker 1: And she's got this weird thing where her eyes were
Speaker 1: a bloodshot and one of them's twitching yep, and she's
Speaker 1: kind of got a bit of drool coming out the
Speaker 1: side of the mouth, and she's not really making much sense.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, what's going on?
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I'm so I bet.
Speaker 3: She says, I'm so sorry, hazy, you had to get
Speaker 3: up seventeen times to wee last night because you had
Speaker 3: too many beers. And I warned you that if you
Speaker 3: have another beer, you'll be up every you know, yeah
Speaker 3: did a week the other night.
Speaker 1: Which she's like, don't you dare have a second cup
Speaker 1: of tea. You'll be up all night doing whea's. And
Speaker 1: I was like, I can do what I want. I'm
Speaker 1: a grown man. Had the second cup wing or not?
Speaker 3: Do you know my husband? I love him, but he's
Speaker 3: such an oblivious man. How long have I been doing
Speaker 3: breakfast radio? About fifteen years this year? Yeah, and I've
Speaker 3: had I don't know three children during that process.
Speaker 2: And he will.
Speaker 3: Still at five o'clock in the afternoon when I'm grumpy,
Speaker 3: look at me and go, it's strong with you.
Speaker 1: And I feel like you'd be consistent in that space.
Speaker 1: What do you say to him?
Speaker 3: I say, I'm dead, I'm deceased, walk away while you're
Speaker 3: still alive.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's Jodie and Hazy. We love it. Let's talk
Speaker 1: Nick Curios.
Speaker 3: I'm going to put these words together and see if
Speaker 3: they resonate Nick Kurios controversy.
Speaker 1: It just goes together like peas and carrote.
Speaker 3: Okay, So Nick Curios has been accused of making misogynistic,
Speaker 3: wildly inappropriate comments about women's tennister and his ex girlfriend
Speaker 3: Anna Kelyn Skia.
Speaker 2: Is that right?
Speaker 3: Think she's now dating World number one Yannick Sinner. Someone
Speaker 3: posted a photo of the two of them back in
Speaker 3: the day when they were dating. He has written underneath
Speaker 3: second serve.
Speaker 1: Okay, I don't know what to do in this situation.
Speaker 1: And am I supposed to laugh cry be offended? Do I
Speaker 1: give him some of these? One of these? I'm not
Speaker 1: really sure.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think.
Speaker 3: I mean, there's a bit of controversy surrounding Sinner because
Speaker 3: he obviously had a doping violation at the Olympics, the
Speaker 3: Italian and so I think Curios has been quite vocal
Speaker 3: in his criticism of him. And then everyone got really
Speaker 3: mad on X, which is so unusual, and he wrote,
Speaker 3: don't you think it's hilarious how quickly people get triggered
Speaker 3: with a couple of words or emojis? Too much power,
Speaker 3: he wrote, with laughing emojis, and then and then he
Speaker 3: sort of did the snoring emoji too, Like I'm bored
Speaker 3: with this.
Speaker 2: I'm bored with the world hating on me.
Speaker 1: He's got so much attitude. I've said this for so
Speaker 1: many years now. I've got a youngster six years old.
Speaker 1: I don't want him doing what Nick Curios is. No,
Speaker 1: I don't want him behaving in any sort of sports
Speaker 1: arena at any level, doing those sorts of things.
Speaker 2: Well, he's a brat, but you better.
Speaker 1: Believe I'm watching Nick Curios and everything he does. Yeh,
Speaker 1: every single second he is in a public profile, he
Speaker 1: is just he's polarizing. But I love it.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: My friend approached him in Melbourne, saw him in Melbourne,
Speaker 3: and she went up to him and asked for a photo,
Speaker 3: and she said he could not have been less bothered.
Speaker 2: And he barely uttered hello and took.
Speaker 3: The photo, did not smile in the photo, and then
Speaker 3: walked away without saying goodbye.
Speaker 2: She was so underwhelmed by Nick Curios.
Speaker 1: He's consistently inconsistently. We love that.
Speaker 3: What about the story about that Fanasti told when he
Speaker 3: was approached by a fan in the state.
Speaker 1: It was a podcast that Fanasti was on saying that
Speaker 1: a fan approached him and was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: it's Nick Curios. And then straight away, in a situation
Speaker 1: like that, he might expect someone to be like she
Speaker 1: did you want a photo?
Speaker 2: That's what Pat Rafter would do.
Speaker 1: Apparently Nick Kiros responded with mocking the bike, going oh
Speaker 1: my god, it's me Curios. And then the American bug
Speaker 1: turned back to him, the fan, and said, see, that's
Speaker 1: why people don't like you. And you can imagine just
Speaker 1: how little Nick cared being told that.
Speaker 3: I know, I mean, he is who he is, and
Speaker 3: I applaud that, like he doesn't give a rat to
Speaker 3: what people think. But he just has a bit of
Speaker 3: a history of being a little bit disrespectful to women.
Speaker 2: Can you remember what he said to Stan Morinka.
Speaker 3: I can't even repeat it when he was talking about
Speaker 3: Stan's new girlfriend possibly having history with Quackanacus's X.
Speaker 1: Well, we certainly don't endorse our behavior, no, but the
Speaker 1: carry on, particularly on court when he is interacting with
Speaker 1: the crowd and things like that, very very entertaining.
Speaker 3: He's entertaining if nothing else. Remember when he said to
Speaker 3: that girl at Wimbledon. Remember when he said she was
Speaker 3: tang absolutely blind.
Speaker 1: Here it is.
Speaker 10: Dress, no one looks like shed about seven hundred drinks, bro,
Speaker 10: seven hundred drinks bro.
Speaker 1: In lush respect to the referee as well. We're calling
Speaker 1: the referee bro bro. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh, well, he is who he is.