Speaker 1: We got get adelaides.
Speaker 2: This woman has called out her boyfriend's bizarre underwear habit
Speaker 2: in inverted commas on the Internet. So she described his
Speaker 2: strange behavior regarding to just how often he changes into a.
Speaker 1: New pair of pants.
Speaker 2: So the woman explained, I have discovered, after moving in together,
Speaker 2: that he only changes his underwear after his showers in
Speaker 2: the evening, and then he doesn't replace them with the
Speaker 2: fresh pair each morning after sleeping with them.
Speaker 3: I'm going to play this even though I'm not shocked
Speaker 3: at all. This is where us and when we're talking
Speaker 3: males v females, we differ very very muchly.
Speaker 1: Okay, so talk as through your underwear habits.
Speaker 3: My underway habits now are on board with what you
Speaker 3: would think is normal, and that is yes, every time
Speaker 3: I get up in the morning, fresh pair of houndies,
Speaker 3: good so well, and I sleep in boxes and stuff
Speaker 3: at night. But what I will say, I've got little
Speaker 3: little Peter aggsender sleeping shorts. I'd hate to know the
Speaker 3: rotation of them. Yeah, oh really, you wear them every
Speaker 3: night for a good couple of weeks.
Speaker 1: I reckon a couple of weeks.
Speaker 3: But as a young boke on you're lazier when you're young.
Speaker 3: And I did set went through a stage where you
Speaker 3: put some fresh undies on the night before and you
Speaker 3: just cruise straight out into a pair of pants next morning.
Speaker 2: Same mondays, Okay, well, I think well, let's hear from
Speaker 2: doctor Chung Tang.
Speaker 1: Actually he's a GP.
Speaker 2: He's weighed into this, and he said, while wearing underwear
Speaker 2: for multiple days isn't ideal, breathable cotton boxes can be
Speaker 2: worn for two days if proper hygiene practices are maintained.
Speaker 1: Thank you very much, doctor, Thanks doctor Chung.
Speaker 2: I think the biggest issue here, Andrew Hayes, is wearing
Speaker 2: undies to bed. I get you, I hear you, and
Speaker 2: I feel you when you say you have proper sleep boxes.
Speaker 2: That's okay, yeah, and you can probably get a what
Speaker 2: not two weeks, but maybe a week or so with them,
Speaker 2: right If you're changing into proper undies during the.
Speaker 3: Day, okay, it's not genuine cotton b No, what are
Speaker 3: your thoughts? And like some red and stimpy satin boxes.
Speaker 1: Oh no, oh, can you remember like the Disney ones
Speaker 1: and the cartoon ones too, Oh jesus.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So if you're with a bloke right now and he's
Speaker 3: wearing red and stimpy boxes or anything that are satin boxes.
Speaker 3: You just wonder what else is he having a warm
Speaker 3: cup of milk? Bet ghosts at.
Speaker 2: The whole undies at night thing is really interesting. And
Speaker 2: I remember my girlfriend telling me that her daughter went
Speaker 2: for a sleepover at someone else's house, and when the
Speaker 2: mother dropped her back the next day, she stood at
Speaker 2: her front door and she said, look, I just I
Speaker 2: had to have a chat with her about like not
Speaker 2: wearing undies to bed, like she probably should be wearing
Speaker 2: undies to bit she was freeing, to which my friend's
Speaker 2: daughter turned around and.
Speaker 1: Said, well, are you bits supposed to breathe at night?
Speaker 1: It's very good, it's a valid points. You're waking up
Speaker 1: to adelaide. What's snoozess?
Speaker 2: Sometimes forget you, you forget you're not a thirteen year
Speaker 2: old boy in the playground.
Speaker 3: Don't you did said playing with the lads yesterday, roughing
Speaker 3: up Joe And all of a sudden was.
Speaker 1: It wasn't that man? Okay, let's go to Abby in
Speaker 1: the newsroom for all the latest what's been happening in
Speaker 1: the last twelve hours overnight while everyone's been snoozing. Good morning.
Speaker 4: So we have something which is close to my heart
Speaker 4: because this is down in my neck of the woods.
Speaker 4: But basically you might remember Kaile Cowley. He was tragically
Speaker 4: taken by a shark and killed last year. He was
Speaker 4: the fifteen year old who he used to go to
Speaker 4: Carter Or he was a student of Cardin College. Now,
Speaker 4: basically there's a local artist who also did our Nova
Speaker 4: mural out of Elizabeth, Mike Sander, and he is pushing
Speaker 4: to do this free mural on the Seaford Amenities toilet blocks.
Speaker 4: So essentially they're needing feedback the council. He's engaged with
Speaker 4: the on Kapringa council, but they're needing feedback and you
Speaker 4: can sort of have you say, the mural is beautiful,
Speaker 4: it's a picture of Kai doing it's a shucker, which
Speaker 4: is a surfing you know in the surfing community. I'm
Speaker 4: obviously not a surfer clearly, but yeah, so they're just
Speaker 4: looking for feedback on that. But Mike is offering his
Speaker 4: labor and materials for free as a gesture to support
Speaker 4: the family and obviously the community.
Speaker 1: And there will also be a plaque for surfers there
Speaker 1: as well.
Speaker 2: So can I suggest that after your attempt of describing
Speaker 2: that hand movement.
Speaker 1: You will never be welcomed to know in community, no wrisk.
Speaker 3: When you do a shucker. Yours was very limp and
Speaker 3: it was a real lifeless shucker.
Speaker 4: Right, which is weird for me because you know, I've
Speaker 4: got very strong risks.
Speaker 1: Not saying anything else, but very passionate.
Speaker 3: In that space. But what I'm saying is just throw
Speaker 3: a bit more enthusiasm when you're throwing out.
Speaker 4: But yeah, so Kyle's family and friends are behind the
Speaker 4: mural as well, so it's a good way to remember
Speaker 4: him and anyone else in the surfing community.
Speaker 3: Cool.
Speaker 1: Thanks, Just turn over Mike off for a bit.
Speaker 2: What about these particularly during this story, Thanks, one of
Speaker 2: Australia's deadliest snakes has broken a terrifying world record, extracting
Speaker 2: enough venom to kill four hundred people in one yield.
Speaker 3: Oh my very goodness. That is scary. On top of that,
Speaker 3: how sassy a snake? Sometimes Sam snake snake and I
Speaker 3: could kill you with one bite. Also, don't get me
Speaker 3: started about snakes on a plane. With these snakes on
Speaker 3: this play, everybody.
Speaker 5: Strap in.
Speaker 3: Windows.
Speaker 1: So this snake is called cyclone.
Speaker 2: It's a coastal type, and at least at the Australian
Speaker 2: Reptile Park.
Speaker 1: It's part of a deadly and.
Speaker 2: Dangerous venom program that helps save lives across Australia. So basically,
Speaker 2: they've got it and they've gone here, get some venom
Speaker 2: into a jar, and they've established that that venom could
Speaker 2: kill four hundred people.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, I can't touch snakes. I've never touched one.
Speaker 4: Every time I got to put my hand on, I
Speaker 4: like pull back and I can't do it.
Speaker 3: We're still talking about the previous conversation.
Speaker 1: I'm talking about actual snakes. Don't be like this. I
Speaker 1: can't do it.
Speaker 3: Excellent whisky drive. So if anyone could handle a snake,
Speaker 3: even a type hand like this, it would be newsed
Speaker 3: Ford to Abby. But here we are. I'm just that
Speaker 3: we confused.
Speaker 1: Right is in her hands? At this point?
Speaker 2: I would suggest that sometimes when Abby opens her mouth
Speaker 2: there's enough venom to kill four hundred plus.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that is true.
Speaker 1: Correct?
Speaker 3: Are you a type hand snaker?
Speaker 5: I am.
Speaker 4: Actually I identify as the type hands.
Speaker 3: Any seat of extra benefits you can get from the government,
Speaker 3: I wonder I as a type hand snake. For example,
Speaker 3: I could kill you with one bite.
Speaker 1: Surely, surely, because I'm the most dangerous thing.
Speaker 2: So you are you want to talk about the deadliest
Speaker 2: creatures on the planet, Abby, first thing in the morning,
Speaker 2: Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1: Oh, for goodness sakes, I've got better.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's easy, She's definitely easy.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm glad you've noticed that, because I haven't.
Speaker 3: Just needs to work on her. Shucker right, ten minutes
Speaker 3: past six, that is your post It snooze news. We're
Speaker 3: on a roll this morning.
Speaker 1: Jos took a few different turns that no one still will.
Speaker 3: Come absolutely special time of the week.
Speaker 2: Joe's sure is this is where well, I mean, I
Speaker 2: like to diarise, journal, you know, all those things to
Speaker 2: put words on paper to make you feel better about yourself,
Speaker 2: and quite often that means putting down other people around you.
Speaker 2: That's precisely what I've done.
Speaker 3: Yes, enjoyed Jody's diary the week that was in the
Speaker 3: eyes of JOODI.
Speaker 1: See diary first up? How'd you do it?
Speaker 3: Cast will do that on purpose? I know exactly what
Speaker 3: they're doing, do they They press their bums against your skin.
Speaker 3: You're like, I can feel your daughter on my arm,
Speaker 3: your little doughter on my arm.
Speaker 1: It's very disturbing.
Speaker 3: What's that?
Speaker 1: We were all legs in the air Mickey style this
Speaker 1: week it was it a Hem's party to fire engine
Speaker 1: in one legs in the air and the other.
Speaker 3: Dart the other dance hang on a second fire engine
Speaker 3: one hair a dart in the other and your legs up.
Speaker 1: I meant that kick you know how? You okay?
Speaker 2: And when I wasn't dancing to Mickey, I was being
Speaker 2: so freaking cool in boots into.
Speaker 3: Clubs as picks up and she goes home and.
Speaker 1: And there was a real dog o theme this week.
Speaker 3: You just wonder if push came to sharping, how far
Speaker 3: you could throw Sid. She's very throwable.
Speaker 2: You would settle down, puppy thrower ss not well, you know,
Speaker 2: but the switch on Zid's face when the cermometer went
Speaker 2: was like, oh.
Speaker 3: It's truly making the most of what is a dire situation.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And all of a sudden, Barry White started playing
Speaker 2: the audio.
Speaker 1: Kids were holding hands and everyone was saying what about
Speaker 1: as well?
Speaker 3: When you went home? And Sids on the couch and like,
Speaker 3: what are you looking at in your phone? And she's
Speaker 3: just swiping through photos of the event.
Speaker 2: Speaking of lubrication, one of the weddings, I was the
Speaker 2: MC and I was a little bit nervous and maybe
Speaker 2: I lubricated myself just a little bit too much.
Speaker 3: And in terms of being the MC, some of things
Speaker 3: you said was is probably a bit.
Speaker 1: Too loose, and did you have a few drinks as well?
Speaker 5: Play?
Speaker 2: And what about when you insinuate your mate as a
Speaker 2: d head and then it's spectacularly backfires.
Speaker 3: It is a special time the morning now is when
Speaker 3: we play six fifteen vending machine queize. And this is
Speaker 3: where Joe's asked as courageously as it gets from the
Speaker 3: first question, it's just a question.
Speaker 1: Makes I've done much harder things in my life than these.
Speaker 3: Well, but if you want to build it up, sometimes
Speaker 3: you make it harder than you.
Speaker 1: There's thunder bits to get, stubble pieces.
Speaker 3: You're underpression, you start, come on done.
Speaker 1: It turns out my brains are slinky. Yeah, I love that.
Speaker 1: Does that song make you think of the slinky just
Speaker 1: traveling through the streets? Yeah, okay, clearly not the only one.
Speaker 3: I thought it was your brain ticking over. I feel
Speaker 3: like in your brain just constantly slinky, just ticking over.
Speaker 3: Going down the stairs.
Speaker 4: You know, do you know what it says? On one
Speaker 4: step that's brought, the next step it's bought. Because she
Speaker 4: can't figure out the difference between them.
Speaker 3: We'll get it, we'll get it. We'll get there eventually.
Speaker 1: Brought, bought, brought, bought, brought brought.
Speaker 3: Understand that that Jodie at the age of what thirty five, Yeah,
Speaker 3: doesn't have a difference between brought and bought. So bought
Speaker 3: by brought to bring. Can't do it.
Speaker 2: If you bought something, you you bite it, you'll hang
Speaker 2: on y.
Speaker 1: You couldn't script this kind of stufficulous.
Speaker 2: Hazy had a bit of feedback for the AFL this week,
Speaker 2: in particular the darling of pop Katie Perry.
Speaker 1: She's just trying to put food on the table.
Speaker 5: Yeah, hear and Orlando here men, and we all know
Speaker 5: who Josh Rachelley wants to hear it the g if
Speaker 5: you know what I mean, Yeah.
Speaker 3: Katie Perr would be pretty awesome.
Speaker 1: But as a young kid, I was totally obsessed with
Speaker 1: Delta Good. Yes, I didn't see that coming either, saw
Speaker 1: that coming.
Speaker 3: No, that's great.
Speaker 2: Let's round it out with two old gals in their
Speaker 2: nineties who went viral with over eight million views worldwide
Speaker 2: after I sat down with besties in their nineties, Connie
Speaker 2: and Billy.
Speaker 1: Should I tell her what you called her when she
Speaker 1: was on the bike? No? What did I call you
Speaker 1: on the bike?
Speaker 3: Doves?
Speaker 1: Or I couldn't repeat it? Oh? I could repeat it.
Speaker 3: Think you called her tart?
Speaker 1: A fat? Did you call her an old fat? I
Speaker 1: really meant tart? What I really meant tart? I don't reckon?
Speaker 1: They should let double trouble out? And about you? Who's
Speaker 1: double truble? You so poo? That sounds my so to
Speaker 1: all the slinky brains bought thermometer lovers. Sid's face when
Speaker 1: the thermometer went was like and our senior besties go
Speaker 1: off this weekend Kings and Queens, Oh my love Jody,
Speaker 1: Battle of.
Speaker 2: The Battle the Bangers, the score sixteen thirteen to eight.
Speaker 2: I'm hoping to make an epic comeback here. So that's
Speaker 2: why I need everyone to jump on the Jooney and
Speaker 2: Hazy Instagram page and just both for the good guys.
Speaker 3: You know, yeah, you love getting yourself in a situation
Speaker 3: where you need to make an aggressive comeback. Love that. Yep,
Speaker 3: you're doing it for songs and songs the song as well,
Speaker 3: and I feel like it's almost deja vus. We were
Speaker 3: in this situation this time last year. Sure, but in
Speaker 3: saying that you won battle, the bang is overall last year,
Speaker 3: Yeah I did so the comeback, I'd sell you what
Speaker 3: they make it documentary out of it one day.
Speaker 1: Maybe, who knows. So the theme this week is cars driving.
Speaker 2: Of course, school holidays, people driving everywhere, going on little
Speaker 2: getaways and troops.
Speaker 1: And also someone ended up on the ob and again.
Speaker 3: Yes that's our inspo. That's particularly mine operation because I
Speaker 3: guess what the o barn claimed Another victim, sorry, the elderly.
Speaker 3: Another one, but it's the dust. Doesn't the barn just
Speaker 3: prey on the elderly?
Speaker 5: Another one?
Speaker 3: It is it has an instantial appetite for the elderly.
Speaker 6: I mean, I think we should clarify that the driver
Speaker 6: was not injured.
Speaker 1: And was fine. And also another reason to vote for me,
Speaker 1: because you're a little bit agous.
Speaker 3: So for all the people who are eighty five plus
Speaker 3: listening right now, and.
Speaker 1: Also what are you doing here? Will and Dave are
Speaker 1: upstairs at five double a right? Goodness sake, flick.
Speaker 3: It over to the all right, So I've got Queen
Speaker 3: another one bites the dust yours, Joe's the Weekend blinding lights.
Speaker 1: Flunning lights the tune, Yeah, really good tune.
Speaker 2: Obviously, cars have head lights, head lights, cars, cars, the
Speaker 2: Weekend blinding lights.
Speaker 3: When you talk about these lights, were talking like fog
Speaker 3: lights or main lights or a sort of.
Speaker 2: Lights either, whatever takes your fancy, whichever one you can
Speaker 2: find on a daylight today where you need your fog
Speaker 2: lights and you're like, where the hell are they located?
Speaker 3: I like the diversity of this matchup, Queen versus the Weekend?
Speaker 6: Who saw that different? But I'm sorry, sorry, jod'es. I've
Speaker 6: just got to come in here because I have checked
Speaker 6: the scores. There are two votes. So if you've got
Speaker 6: to make an impassioned plea to get your song across
Speaker 6: the line.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, do you want to make an impassion for no?
Speaker 2: No, No, I just feel like you've I just feel
Speaker 2: like you've shot yourself in the foot because you've just
Speaker 2: had a crack at the eighty five pluses and they're
Speaker 2: the only ones that would vote for Queen.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, also it right now if you are eighty
Speaker 3: five plus, don't bother boat voting for mine. Okay, okay,
Speaker 3: I don't think that's going to move that double too much.
Speaker 1: I don't think they're going to be a depth on
Speaker 1: Instagram anyway.
Speaker 3: To be honest, what I would say is Blinding Lights
Speaker 3: is almost the most stream song of all time or
Speaker 3: something like that. It's crazy statistic.
Speaker 1: Is its three points something billions?
Speaker 3: I just wonder if there's much thought that's gone into it,
Speaker 3: or you're just going for what you think is really popular.
Speaker 4: My only thing is that Freddie Mercer and Queen are
Speaker 4: popular again because of the biopic on.
Speaker 1: Netflix, and it's actually really really good. I watched her
Speaker 1: over the break.
Speaker 2: Would unconscious bias in this space is disgusting to me? Ah,
Speaker 2: here we go absolutely repulsive each and every week. You
Speaker 2: subtly throw your weight behind him, and I'm a little.
Speaker 1: Bit over it.
Speaker 3: Do you know what? Don't take that for me?
Speaker 1: Full credit to the boys. Baby kisses you on the
Speaker 1: forehead every morning, doesn't it? Correct? So maybe you should
Speaker 1: start doing that, thank you? Or I take bribes all right?
Speaker 3: It is very very close. Cast your vote at Jody
Speaker 3: and Hayes on Instagram. Winning song will be announced just
Speaker 3: after eight o'clock. I love talking about Will Ferrell. The
Speaker 3: guy is very very good at his job.
Speaker 7: But Dad, here's the deal. I'm the best there is,
Speaker 7: plain and sample.
Speaker 1: I mean, I wake up with the morning our tess.
Speaker 3: Excellence s do every day. He just doesn't know when
Speaker 3: to quit.
Speaker 7: He got back from an orgy some guy named Steve's house.
Speaker 7: I'm exhausted, I mean, my wiener said to me, Jackie,
Speaker 7: I've had.
Speaker 1: Enough of this orgy.
Speaker 3: Speaking of that wayner, you'un official here because you have
Speaker 3: officially given me a voter doesn't know when to start.
Speaker 1: Oh goodness, we.
Speaker 3: Can see you for hours. We could playing excellent Woolf
Speaker 3: Ferrell movie quotes. Yeap never ends, but we have to
Speaker 3: get on with things. He's revealed via a podcast that
Speaker 3: his real name is not Will in terms of his
Speaker 3: first name, and he doesn't actually really like it.
Speaker 7: I remember feeling so embarrassed because my real name is
Speaker 7: John John William Ferrell. So first day of school, she
Speaker 7: should be like John Ferrell, and it was so embarrassing
Speaker 7: to me.
Speaker 3: Why would that be embarrassing? No, it's not strange, though,
Speaker 3: isn't it?
Speaker 1: In terms of names. There's a lot worse, Yes, is there?
Speaker 3: Do you want to quickly run through some names that
Speaker 3: have been registered on the American birth certificates. Sure is
Speaker 3: it genuine names? By the way, You've got Elizabeth.
Speaker 8: Labsody, like Elizabeth Breth are in there, Breth? Can I
Speaker 8: remember just before the Beth Broth.
Speaker 1: Next time I go out north, going out to.
Speaker 3: Elizabeth Elizabeth Absidy spelled A B C D E. Oh
Speaker 3: my gosh, that's the real thing you've got, Beverly.
Speaker 1: It just sounds like names with a speech in bit.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh. The brothers America and Jerika. You've also
Speaker 3: got Melanomia. Oh, that's and my favorite. And this is
Speaker 3: apparently a boy's name, Clitus. There's a boy's name in America.
Speaker 8: It is Clittus, isn't it Cleitis? That's clitus clit C
Speaker 8: L I T I s okay, yes not cletis good.
Speaker 3: Thanks. So John's actually not that bad. Yeah, but I
Speaker 3: was always embarrassed with Andrew growing up. I didn't like it.
Speaker 3: Didn't for some reason, maybe, which is a thing where
Speaker 3: you don't really like your own name.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe it was to advance for all those people
Speaker 1: on the farm, all twelve of them.
Speaker 3: Who knows two syllables can be tricky. I probably would
Speaker 3: have so to being a john. Yeah, yeah, much easier.
Speaker 1: Say, I was always embarrassed in my middle name.
Speaker 3: What's your middle name?
Speaker 1: Here?
Speaker 3: Again, it's Clitus, isn't it.
Speaker 1: No, it's Collette, okay, And so when I was set
Speaker 1: So haven't you heard that before? Haven't I told you?
Speaker 3: I don't think so?
Speaker 5: Oh so?
Speaker 1: And can you remember Collete back in the eighties had
Speaker 1: a song called ring my bell.
Speaker 3: Oh, ring my bell, Ring my bell.
Speaker 1: Ring my bell, ding dong.
Speaker 8: No.
Speaker 2: I wasn't proud because every time at school when I
Speaker 2: everyone was like, what's your middle name?
Speaker 3: It's like Collete.
Speaker 1: Everyone be like, you can ring my bellt shut up?
Speaker 3: Yeah you got bored with it, didn't you. Yeah? See
Speaker 3: I wonder thirdey and twenty four ten who's embarrassed by
Speaker 3: their name so much so that they even changed their
Speaker 3: name or they go by their middle name, like Will Ferrell.
Speaker 1: So I don't want to bring it back to you,
Speaker 1: but if I were you, I'd be more embarrassed by
Speaker 1: your middle name.
Speaker 9: Andrew Fraser Fisher, Oh sorry Fraser? What would or for
Speaker 9: Fisher or Fraser Fraser? They're both as bad as one
Speaker 9: of the.
Speaker 3: Well Fisher was probably not very cool until the DJ
Speaker 3: came along.
Speaker 1: Oh, yes, so now it's not too bad.
Speaker 8: Yeah, next minute for Fraser, here's a spell he cools
Speaker 8: getting will twenty fourteen.
Speaker 3: Are you embarrassed by your name? And did you even
Speaker 3: change your name?
Speaker 1: Good morning, Rose, Good morning?
Speaker 3: How are you?
Speaker 1: Could you changed your name?
Speaker 4: I did?
Speaker 3: Yes, I have an unfortunate name. My name was Titiana. Second,
Speaker 3: so your name was Titsianaiana?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 3: What's what's the origin of Titsiana?
Speaker 1: That's my grandmother's my name.
Speaker 3: Oh and bless her. She was magnificent, but she had
Speaker 3: big one. Just do we dare ask what your nickname
Speaker 3: was before you change?
Speaker 1: You can just imagine that was the reason why I changed.
Speaker 1: I was completely traumatized by name calling.
Speaker 3: Hey, Rose, do you reside in West Croydon?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Right, So do you go to Willow Bend, the little
Speaker 3: coffee shop down there?
Speaker 5: Ever?
Speaker 3: I do on Queen Street. Yes, I'm just around the
Speaker 3: corner from there. Please, because I think that they would
Speaker 3: love this. Next time you get a coffee, can you
Speaker 3: please leave the name Titsy so they've got to call
Speaker 3: it out to give you a coffee and they will
Speaker 3: love it.
Speaker 1: What did you change? It to Rose.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, oh wait, hello, we'll get there. I
Speaker 3: might send Jodie down to Queen Street as well, so
Speaker 3: she can get a coffee there.
Speaker 1: Rose, I thought, what you meant? Your last name was titsy.
Speaker 3: Gosh, we're getting there. Get Nikita.
Speaker 10: Hello, how are you?
Speaker 3: Okay? Very well? This is your name? Now? Was there
Speaker 3: a former name?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 10: So when I was born, my mother actually thinking me
Speaker 10: a word called now. I thought that was quite innocent
Speaker 10: until I was a bit older and the song came
Speaker 10: out and I've got to keep it playing at the time.
Speaker 5: A song, a.
Speaker 10: Song came out and one of the lyrics was I
Speaker 10: want to ski on your face.
Speaker 3: Oh cool. I can only imagine that that particular action
Speaker 3: is something untoward.
Speaker 10: Yeah, so, after you know, thirty years of being called
Speaker 10: this name, I've gone back to being called Nikitaka.
Speaker 1: Okay, what what was the song title? What's what song?
Speaker 10: Was it? Some rap song? But if you look up
Speaker 10: that word in the dictionary, yeah.
Speaker 1: Right, got it? Okay, yeah, nikes Yeah, Nikita's much safer
Speaker 1: is that. I don't think your mum had that in
Speaker 1: mind when she nicknamed you, though.
Speaker 10: Oh.
Speaker 3: Right, I have just looked it up. Via the Urban Dictionary,
Speaker 3: and you heard it is what I suspected in terms
Speaker 3: of something toward going on your face.
Speaker 1: Yes, Okita, thank you so much for the call.
Speaker 3: Here you go, see you later. Nose gate, nose gep,
Speaker 3: nose gep, there you go. Yes, a nice little game
Speaker 3: we like to play, which gets very very serious. It's
Speaker 3: very competitive, and so it should be particularly from you
Speaker 3: at the Mama Joys because you're trailing quite furiously. It's
Speaker 3: thirteen to eight, so you need to just close this gap.
Speaker 3: Episode slightly theme this week driving song.
Speaker 1: Yes, probably didn't need a lecture from you.
Speaker 3: It's okay.
Speaker 2: So driving songs based on the fact that school holidays
Speaker 2: a lot of families going on little getaways.
Speaker 1: Someone got stuff on the O barn as well. So
Speaker 1: that was your rinspo, wasn't it.
Speaker 3: That was my INSPI. I went with the Queen another
Speaker 3: one by that's the call world ane for Yoba for
Speaker 3: just consuming another elderly driver, and you've gone with the
Speaker 3: Weekend for any last It is a good song and
Speaker 3: the world would agree with you. Jo's given it's the
Speaker 3: most stream song of all time.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that before I picked it.
Speaker 6: Oh interesting, I think this link that you've had this time,
Speaker 6: Joe's with your song choices, because sometimes it's a very
Speaker 6: tenuous link. But this one's a little bit better than
Speaker 6: when we had Leap in February for leap here, and
Speaker 6: you went with death leopard because a collective noun of
Speaker 6: leopards is a leap.
Speaker 1: Anyway, I'm pretty sure it was brilliant.
Speaker 3: Didn't you?
Speaker 1: Actually sure it won?
Speaker 6: So well, you might be happy to know today that
Speaker 6: your tenuous link has won you another round Bangers.
Speaker 3: That's not the way I thought you. I thought there
Speaker 3: was definitely a button.
Speaker 6: There no buttons today. I decided by two votes TI contest.
Speaker 3: Oh goodness, Oh congratulations. So it is now thirteen to nine.
Speaker 3: You're closing the guard. Here we go, the weekend of
Speaker 3: Blinding White Lights is this week's winner off Battle of
Speaker 3: the Bangers. Hate to say, but congratulations to Jodie ODDI.
Speaker 1: You're waking up to Adelaide. What's the news today.
Speaker 3: My snooziness, President Biden, the People's President. Morning to you news.
Speaker 1: Read Abbey, good morning. Oh my voice is going.
Speaker 2: What do you feel like if President Biden lived here
Speaker 2: in Adelaide that he'd get stuck on the O bar.
Speaker 1: Oh, come on, he.
Speaker 3: Would end up on the O Barn. There's no question
Speaker 3: about it.
Speaker 1: He doesn't drive himself anywhere. Well that's true, but he
Speaker 1: would direct the drug true go down here.
Speaker 4: So yes, obviously all lies have been on Biden for
Speaker 4: the last few weeks because the presidential race to the
Speaker 4: White House is heating up.
Speaker 1: It could be another nail in the coffin for him though.
Speaker 4: So we had this disastrous presidential debate where he basically
Speaker 4: looked like he just had no idea what was going on.
Speaker 4: It was like all of a sudden he came to
Speaker 4: and he was like, oh, I'm standing here next to
Speaker 4: Donald Trump. Anyway, he's got the name of a world leader.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna say wrong, Let's have a listen, and now
Speaker 4: I want to hand it over to the President of Ukraine,
Speaker 4: who has as much courage as he has determinations.
Speaker 3: Gen President Putin.
Speaker 4: No, no, So the Ukraine leader is lot of Zelenski
Speaker 4: for those playing at home, and so in front of
Speaker 4: all the NATO leaders because the NATO summer is happening
Speaker 4: over in the US at the moment, Biden has got
Speaker 4: up and he has introduced the Ukraine leader as Putin
Speaker 4: can we just be very.
Speaker 1: Clear about it.
Speaker 2: He has just called a president who is at war
Speaker 2: with another country the name of the president who he's
Speaker 2: a war with another country.
Speaker 3: Correct, that's quite disastrous. You just sort of feel like,
Speaker 3: do you reckon? His brain was saying, Hey, whatever you do,
Speaker 3: don't call him putin, Ye, call him anything else, calling
Speaker 3: Roger Rabbit, just don't call him putin. Yeah, and then
Speaker 3: putin came out of his mouth. Yeah, I should just
Speaker 3: send the reactions raw from Zelenski. He was an overly
Speaker 3: impressed with situations.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: But he's due to speak with media in sort of
Speaker 4: the next hour or so, but he's already pushed back.
Speaker 4: So he hasn't actually done a press conference on his
Speaker 4: own or just him for eight months or something.
Speaker 1: He sends his press secretary or whatever she's called.
Speaker 4: But he's due to speak with the media in the
Speaker 4: next hour, but he's already pushed that back this morning.
Speaker 1: So he I mean, after that, I'd just go and
Speaker 1: get into my bed and sleep. I think I just
Speaker 1: wouldn't get up.
Speaker 3: To be honest, Well, who knows if Joe actually will
Speaker 3: ever get up? That's the problem with Well, yeah, like,
Speaker 3: is he going to wake up to my mind, you
Speaker 3: know what I mean. I'm just being honest. He's been
Speaker 3: real here.
Speaker 2: He's talking like when I used to go over to
Speaker 2: Nan Williams's house, right and she had a couple of
Speaker 2: brand news before we got there and just was in
Speaker 2: go making no sense.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's Joe, that's Joey Bee. And I can't stress
Speaker 3: just how much I agree with you on this. Joe's
Speaker 3: if President Biden was in Adelaide one, he would end
Speaker 3: up on the overarn.
Speaker 1: Oh, I feel kind of sorry for him.
Speaker 2: No, I think he's had time because I don't feel
Speaker 2: sorry for him, because I think he needs to park
Speaker 2: his ego and do what's best for the country and
Speaker 2: stand aside and let someone who is much more capable
Speaker 2: and confident and with it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they just need to When he's walking up to
Speaker 3: the lectin, they just need to ever so slightly during
Speaker 3: him in a different direction, and he just walk past time,
Speaker 3: very slowly. But he'll go past it. That's all you
Speaker 3: need to do.
Speaker 1: And then he goes into the toilets and starts talking
Speaker 1: into the mirror. Is none the wise?
Speaker 3: I start talking to the to the hand dryer. He's
Speaker 3: giving it this one get President Putin and the hair dryers.
Speaker 1: Like he just walks up to the dice and then
Speaker 1: he's like, my America.
Speaker 3: Thank you, thank you, just quickly. Do you remember and
Speaker 3: this happened quite recently, did do you remember where he
Speaker 3: was reading off a teleprompter and he said something and
Speaker 3: then instead of genuinely pausing, he read out pause.
Speaker 1: That's something i'd do. That's something I would do.
Speaker 3: Okay, good luck to you, Joey Bee. To young parents
Speaker 3: in particular out there, it can be tough. Sometimes you
Speaker 3: just have to throw the book out and make up
Speaker 3: your own rules when you can't get your message through.
Speaker 3: Do you know what I mean Joe's as a mother
Speaker 3: of four beautiful girls.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you have to be flexible.
Speaker 2: You have to be prepared to pivot, and sometimes you
Speaker 2: have to be prepared to yell along.
Speaker 3: Yes, my three year old is going through a bit
Speaker 3: of a shut up face. What do you mean?
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 3: She tells the shut up AGGRESSI shut up? Like that,
Speaker 3: I shut up? You're like, whoa, You're picking that up
Speaker 3: from probably us, which hurts the most, and throwing it
Speaker 3: back towards us, And it's really really aggressive.
Speaker 2: Auntie Jody might have given her a call the other
Speaker 2: day and said, hey, here's an idea.
Speaker 3: Oh I thought, he said, Oh, Auntie Jody told her
Speaker 3: to shut up, and she picked it up from there.
Speaker 1: Now very deep.
Speaker 3: So we don't know how to get through to Lottie
Speaker 3: to tell her to not tell us to shut up. Yes,
Speaker 3: because it's hurting our souls. So the other day when
Speaker 3: she told me to shut up, she turned her back
Speaker 3: towards us, and for whatever reason, Kara had just washed
Speaker 3: her hands and sprinkled some water on the back of
Speaker 3: her neck, to which she sprung around and said what
Speaker 3: just happened? And then for whatever reason, I thought, well,
Speaker 3: I'm at my WIT's end with this, So I said
Speaker 3: to her, every time you tell one of us to
Speaker 3: shut up, it will rain on you. Okay, out of nowhere,
Speaker 3: it will rain on you. And that absolutely blew her mind.
Speaker 3: And I'd say, for a good two weeks we didn't
Speaker 3: get told to shut up. Yeah, right, So then that started.
Speaker 3: It dawned on me. I think, I think the future
Speaker 3: with editating my kids is lying to them about out
Speaker 3: rageous scenario.
Speaker 1: You should ask Greg got it. He's made an absolute
Speaker 1: career out of.
Speaker 3: It because that man's quick on his feet.
Speaker 2: Can you remember the other day. Can you remember when
Speaker 2: the four year old was like, you need to change
Speaker 2: my birthday? So I'm five at the same time as
Speaker 2: Loggie and you go and he goes, I'll email them
Speaker 2: on money.
Speaker 3: That'll send him an email. She's like, oh thanks, Dad,
Speaker 3: Goose tells her friends, Okay, Dad's going to send an email.
Speaker 3: So I don't know what the future looks like in
Speaker 3: terms of her telling us to shut up, but so far,
Speaker 3: so good, and Lottie actually might be on her way
Speaker 3: to EOC as we speak. So Lotty, I tell you
Speaker 3: right now, if you tell one of us to shut up,
Speaker 3: it's coming. Run away from that rain. Oh what else
Speaker 3: is that? By the way, is that a powder fingers on?
Speaker 3: Is it? Yeah? If you know, you know exactly what
Speaker 3: to do.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Just as a side note, next time you call me sweety,
Speaker 1: it'll rain on you.
Speaker 3: His mate sweat, I will come on a sugar bunny.
Speaker 1: Yah,