Speaker 1: He's gonna always now just card Well, my friend who
Speaker 1: lives developed in yours, he's in I can tell you're
Speaker 1: going to pull that one up.
Speaker 2: Well maybe I can see the future because my run
Speaker 2: all over.
Speaker 3: Powering for Judy.
Speaker 2: We're refording just that. Yeah, alright, I fixed it up.
Speaker 2: I got him here. You Sam's got like Sam's got
Speaker 2: like a bugging ear right now, so she's actually speaking
Speaker 2: guys like I was at the gym this morning.
Speaker 1: I was like leaning and everything. It's fucking so annoying.
Speaker 2: Yeah. See, the good thing is you'll always be able
Speaker 2: to still hear my voice. Get rid of it. But
Speaker 2: welcome back, guys to Just for Girls for our big
Speaker 2: Tuesday episode.
Speaker 1: A big big Tuesday episode te minus like pretty much
Speaker 1: a month until we go into America.
Speaker 2: How do you feel? I'm really, really, really excited.
Speaker 1: I'm really stressed because we found out that I'm moving.
Speaker 3: We're month to month on a rental and we're.
Speaker 2: All going out get no fucking time.
Speaker 3: So the girls are gonna have to move while I'm away.
Speaker 2: Fucks, what's the plan with that? You say that you're
Speaker 2: going to still live together or.
Speaker 1: Well, and I think I'm actually kind of happy. I
Speaker 1: built that up because I feel like there will always
Speaker 1: just be internet drama. So two of us are staying
Speaker 1: together and one is going on our own way for
Speaker 1: no bad reason.
Speaker 3: It just works out.
Speaker 1: I was originally wanting to buy a property this year,
Speaker 1: and we were all going to move into that together.
Speaker 1: One of the girls ended up buying a property first,
Speaker 1: which like her mortgage and everything got approved and loan
Speaker 1: and stuff like that got to prove first.
Speaker 3: It's only a two bedroom place.
Speaker 1: But because I want to buy a property this year,
Speaker 1: I don't want to sign for a twelve month lease
Speaker 1: and the other girl has the luxury to sign a
Speaker 1: twelve month lease.
Speaker 3: So I'm moving in with.
Speaker 1: Lily who's bought the property, because I can just pay
Speaker 1: months to month there and then leave when I need to.
Speaker 1: And because I'm traveling so much over the next six months.
Speaker 2: Because like we're going away for a month, say, and
Speaker 2: it's like I'm still going to be having to pay
Speaker 2: rent that whole yeah.
Speaker 1: And it would just be way cheaper for me. So
Speaker 1: I'm moving in with Lily for the part time.
Speaker 2: Stressful times ahead.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and she also looks after my cat. I get
Speaker 1: so many comments about like it's very irresponsible about you
Speaker 1: not leaving your cat. First of all, the cat is
Speaker 1: my pride and joy. He is literally my son. But
Speaker 1: he has the second that I bought him home. He's
Speaker 1: also been in the house twenty four to seven with Lil.
Speaker 1: Lil is literally like his other owner, Like I'm not
Speaker 1: abandoning him.
Speaker 2: Yep, she gets it. It's not ideal, but he has
Speaker 2: a perfect place to go.
Speaker 3: And he's like part Lily's Like, Lily is literally his like.
Speaker 2: Like I'm going away. My cat's just gonna be with
Speaker 2: my sister and my boyfriend. Like it's none. Yah, it's
Speaker 2: the same thing, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Did you realize cats can be concussed?
Speaker 2: I did not.
Speaker 1: Well, no, you know my cat gave him himself in concussion.
Speaker 1: He jumped down the flight of stairs and bashed into
Speaker 1: the wall.
Speaker 3: He's crazy.
Speaker 2: Your cat is crazy.
Speaker 1: And he gave himself a concussion. Like I took him
Speaker 1: to the bear and they go, yeah, he's can cast.
Speaker 2: That's really fun.
Speaker 3: World first, Yeah, if you didn't know, you now you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. But yeah, we're going to America. I just
Speaker 2: I cannot fucking wait. So I'm like someone packing is
Speaker 2: so stressful for me. I'm just I'm an overpacker. Yes,
Speaker 2: but it's like I actually I showed Hannah this list
Speaker 2: the other day. I write an itemized list of every
Speaker 2: item I want to take away. So for like the
Speaker 2: last two months since I've known i'm going, if I
Speaker 2: buy a new item of clothing or if I see
Speaker 2: something in my wardrobe that I like definitely want to bring,
Speaker 2: I will write down that specific item. So I have
Speaker 2: like a four hundred thing list of like all specific
Speaker 2: clothing items that I need to But it's good because
Speaker 2: it's like I will not forget anything. Then. No, but
Speaker 2: I'm going for a month. How long? Are you going for?
Speaker 3: Two weeks?
Speaker 2: Yeah? So where it's gonna be fucking amazing. We're going
Speaker 2: to Coachella, the fifth, the Vibe. It's gonna be so
Speaker 2: fucking fun. Yeah.
Speaker 1: No, it will be really really good. I like discovered
Speaker 1: because I just went to the Gold Coast. Like my
Speaker 1: big makeup bag takes up so much room, so I
Speaker 1: just was like, let me confine that I can fit
Speaker 1: into a small makeup bag. I feel like like you
Speaker 1: actually really can like be smart about things and like
Speaker 1: actually not have to take four different blushes one blush.
Speaker 2: But I don't know what I'm gonna feel like that day.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you don't have that choice.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I like having it. But then the thing is,
Speaker 2: I always end up using the same one exactly, So
Speaker 2: at least I can cut one out.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, and you can candense it into a smaller one.
Speaker 2: You don't need to take a big off. One Netflix
Speaker 2: thing where this chick like packs really efficiently and like
Speaker 2: cleanse up houses really efficiently. I don't know. My leg
Speaker 2: used to love watching it. It was like a favorite show.
Speaker 3: But I'm going to get this girl. She actually just
Speaker 3: moved from the Gold Coast.
Speaker 1: When I move into my place, and I feel like
Speaker 1: you would really need this. And I'm pretty sure her
Speaker 1: name's Blissful Grace as well made as and jazz hand
Speaker 1: did it? They organize everything. They organize your whole wardrobe,
Speaker 1: color coordinated, like put it into things.
Speaker 2: Where does she live?
Speaker 3: She just moved to Melbourne, I still have They do.
Speaker 2: Your I haven't moved, I haven't unpacked it.
Speaker 1: They do your pantry, she does your cupboards, she does
Speaker 1: your bathroom.
Speaker 3: Let me try fine.
Speaker 2: I book her today Blissful because I have I don't.
Speaker 2: Sometimes you guys actually make comments on my video saying
Speaker 2: I can never tell if you're moving in or moving
Speaker 2: out because I've lived in my place for two months
Speaker 2: now and I still have five unpacked boxes sitting in
Speaker 2: my bedroom and it's because I don't know where to
Speaker 2: put the things in the boxes. I feel like I
Speaker 2: don't have the room. But someone like that, who's like
Speaker 2: hyper organized, would be able to find somewhere. You know,
Speaker 2: So that's actually really really harm Oh.
Speaker 1: That's that would be my recommendation of the week. Her
Speaker 1: name is Graceful Guidance. She's a team that declutter, organize
Speaker 1: and transform people's lives and like gives you like little
Speaker 1: tricks like look at.
Speaker 2: This is I'm booking her right now. Well, when I
Speaker 2: look at that, I feel like I would feel bad.
Speaker 2: Do you just leave? Or do you there with her?
Speaker 1: I think she does it throughout the day, I think,
Speaker 1: she says. I think I watched the thing and it
Speaker 1: takes her about six hours. So she yeah, like comes in,
Speaker 1: you pay her, she does her thing, and oh my god.
Speaker 2: I must book it. That is the best thing you've
Speaker 2: ever told me. Ever.
Speaker 1: Wow, I don't know if I should be offended or
Speaker 1: it's changing my life. Yeah, I think that would be
Speaker 1: really beneficial for you. Book here we go, said Milam.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I am graceful guidance. I'm going to Billie Eilish tonight.
Speaker 2: Oh my mom, my mom, and my sister and my
Speaker 2: brother Bye.
Speaker 3: That would be so nice.
Speaker 2: I know, I'm excited, but I feel like it's such
Speaker 2: an odd loveya love the whole vam. I'm like, I've
Speaker 2: never been to a concert with my momly before. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't don't have it either. Am I going to drink?
Speaker 2: Probably not? No, I love Billy. I'm very, very excited.
Speaker 2: This is concert season right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's been crazy. When I was coming up Julipa,
Speaker 3: I have Julia in Sydney at the end of March.
Speaker 2: Oh, yes, that will be really good.
Speaker 3: And then coach Holla get to hear people there. Anyway.
Speaker 1: On this week episode, we are continuing last week's episode
Speaker 1: and doing first date horror stories.
Speaker 3: I feel like it's always.
Speaker 2: A good last week because sometimes I'm like, we doogle
Speaker 2: dilemmas and it's so great and it's so nice, but
Speaker 2: I'm like, I advice only go so far, do you
Speaker 2: know what I mean? So I like hearing your guys's.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like you get telling our stories and we just
Speaker 3: get react.
Speaker 2: It's funny, but quickly let's get into cooluestern the week.
Speaker 3: You asked me, all right, I like me.
Speaker 2: I like thee that being asked. Okay, I don't want
Speaker 2: to hit that. Would you rather be young forever but
Speaker 2: your body breaks down? Or look old but your body
Speaker 2: stops breaking down, as in you physically look old but
Speaker 2: you could still run a marathon, or like you look
Speaker 2: really hot and young, but you struggle to.
Speaker 3: Walk up the stairs your I'm sorry, totally fucking.
Speaker 2: Fuck, but I don't really, I don't can't run a
Speaker 2: marathon anyways. It doesn't matter what body I'm in, So
Speaker 2: I'd rather be hot and young.
Speaker 3: One hundred HONDI.
Speaker 1: I actually was watching The Kardashians the other night, and
Speaker 1: there's this guy who has invested so much in his
Speaker 1: health that he's like, you just need to watch the
Speaker 1: Kardashians to understand because I'm going to be so bad
Speaker 1: at things. But he's like collaged reproduction and everything that
Speaker 1: he's like reduced his biological age. He's a biohacker and
Speaker 1: he's b He was like, I'm going to leave until
Speaker 1: I'm two hundred because he's.
Speaker 2: Aged him, Yes you will on social media, yes, but
Speaker 2: why did they bring him on the card as because.
Speaker 1: They like they were just subsessed, so they went out
Speaker 1: for dinner with him and just talking about it, like
Speaker 1: he doesn't eat any of them.
Speaker 2: But it's also like, what a shocking two hundred years
Speaker 2: to live when you don't get to enjoy any of
Speaker 2: the joys of life like alcohol or food or you know.
Speaker 3: Any of the same thing every day he does the
Speaker 3: same regime.
Speaker 2: Like I personally could not have someone like that in mind,
Speaker 2: Like I couldn't be so married.
Speaker 3: To that person, Like do you know you'd be boring
Speaker 3: as fun?
Speaker 2: Well you get to have kids like all those things.
Speaker 2: Because it's like he's living this life that I feel
Speaker 2: like a lot of people would really struggle to be around.
Speaker 2: So it's like, yes, he's living for two hundred years,
Speaker 2: but what kind of quality of life is he living? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Not what I would want. Yeah, So good luck to you.
Speaker 1: And I think aging is also like a beautiful thing,
Speaker 1: Like I like spoke to my mum about it. It
Speaker 1: was like seeing so many memories and aging and growing,
Speaker 1: like with your wisdom in your mind is also can
Speaker 1: be shown in your body in all the stages of
Speaker 1: life that you've gone through your body, like having a
Speaker 1: baby and everything like that. It should be looked as
Speaker 1: like a proud thing, not being.
Speaker 2: Like a shamed for steps of life. Yeah. Yeah, so
Speaker 2: aging is not bad until lovee develops This year for me,
Speaker 2: I know, I can feel it. I'm getting some headaches because, yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm getting wiser. I handle situations better. I can feel it. Wow. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Something to look forward to.
Speaker 1: Is he's going to always I just well, my friend
Speaker 1: who lives developed in yours easy.
Speaker 3: I can tell you're going to pull that one up.
Speaker 2: I so would not. I would not. I wouldn't be well.
Speaker 2: You know, maybe I can see the future because my
Speaker 2: round all over. So we'll see how we go. All right,
Speaker 2: let's get into the first eight horror stories these Yeah,
Speaker 2: I reckon. This is one of my favorite episodes to
Speaker 2: film sub Vision one. Okay, So I met this guy
Speaker 2: in such a random but authentic way. I love people
Speaker 2: that have those little legments like the guy.
Speaker 1: Last night we went to a Scarlet in Sam event
Speaker 1: and she was just like absolutely obsessed with her boyfriend
Speaker 1: Scarlett the Girl, and.
Speaker 2: He called her queen. He goes, can I sit next
Speaker 2: to my queen.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm a baby, and she goes baby. I
Speaker 1: was like, babies are gross to me, But why did
Speaker 1: I love that?
Speaker 2: I don't mind, baby, I think it's cute, like watching
Speaker 2: them be so eyes like lit up when she walked.
Speaker 2: Such a good looking cup and it was a really
Speaker 2: gorgeous couple. I was getting my film camera developed in
Speaker 2: the city and he was working on a construction site.
Speaker 2: I didn't even notice him, to be fair, anyways, after
Speaker 2: I got my film developed, I walked back to my
Speaker 2: car and to my surprise, there's a note in my
Speaker 2: car saying, oh modern romantics, your fit text me that's hilarious,
Speaker 2: with his phone number attached. I went through so many
Speaker 2: different emotions, thinking it was weird, it was cringe. It
Speaker 2: also got me a little excited, and I thought, what
Speaker 2: do I have to lose? I would see this? Is
Speaker 2: I think where I fault if I don't, because I
Speaker 2: don't know who's written that. No, yeah, I would. Therefore
Speaker 2: I don't think I would text. No. It may be
Speaker 2: different if they have their Instagram.
Speaker 1: Should have put his Instagram so, and also make sure
Speaker 1: you're on public if you're doing this type of thing,
Speaker 1: so I can actually see what you look at.
Speaker 2: But then it's like, imagine how many situations we could
Speaker 2: potentially lose out on with because safety thing. Yeah, but
Speaker 2: you could be seventy Yeah, I don't know. It also
Speaker 2: got me a little excited, so I thought, what do
Speaker 2: I have to lose? And I messaged him. He responded,
Speaker 2: and the convo flowed. We exchanged Instagram's because obviously I
Speaker 2: was dying to know what this guy looked like. He
Speaker 2: turned out to be my age and he was pretty attractive.
Speaker 2: After a couple of days of talking, he asked to
Speaker 2: take me out, so I agreed. We had settled on
Speaker 2: a late night drive to a lookout. Bro literally said
Speaker 2: he knew a spot. So, yeah, I props to you
Speaker 2: because I think I would be a little bit scared,
Speaker 2: but obviously hope.
Speaker 3: Let's go to a public setting.
Speaker 1: You've you've said your feet with your number in my car,
Speaker 1: Let's go to a public setting.
Speaker 3: Yeah, thank you, No, lookout, You're gonna take me to
Speaker 3: the fucking Dandy Long Rangers.
Speaker 2: You've gotta kill me. What's funny is I actually went
Speaker 2: to I was into one where a couple months ago
Speaker 2: with my cousin, with my family and my cousin and
Speaker 2: I were just driving around like late at night, and
Speaker 2: because she was showing me there's like all of these
Speaker 2: lookouts around to them will where cars specifically parking, like
Speaker 2: people are making out in the back of the cars,
Speaker 2: and it's like really obvious. So we'd like pull up
Speaker 2: next to these cars and put her windows down, stare
Speaker 2: at them and turn the music up and they would
Speaker 2: recline the seats back and like they wouldn't respond. But
Speaker 2: it's like, I've actually never done that.
Speaker 3: I have once I did in COVID.
Speaker 2: God have I even lived? Okay, I know what you're
Speaker 2: thinking about me being young and naive. I didn't think
Speaker 2: anything of it at the time. Long story short, nothing
Speaker 2: actually happened up there, but on the drive up to
Speaker 2: the lookout spot, he realized he needed to get fuel,
Speaker 2: so we stopped at the petrol station and he's filling
Speaker 2: up his carb which is a fucking seventy nine series
Speaker 2: land Cruiser. That's hot. That's hot. Yeah, land cruisers are
Speaker 2: hot cars. I want a land Cruiser that's hot. Thanks
Speaker 2: Para Sultan for that phrase. He decided that he's putting
Speaker 2: in a full tank. However, when he comes around to
Speaker 2: the driver's side door to find his wallet. What does
Speaker 2: he realize he's left his wallet at home. Me being me,
Speaker 2: I was like, that's okay, I'm happy to pay, and
Speaker 2: also not knowing he put in a full tank. We
Speaker 2: both go in to pay, and this man has the
Speaker 2: nerve to slap down a donut on the counter on
Speaker 2: top of his full fuel tank. Fuck. I thought this
Speaker 2: was going to turn out positive.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I do kind of get that, but.
Speaker 2: Like, I'm paying for your think you put the fucking
Speaker 2: donut away? Yeah, you know we are.
Speaker 1: We have to keep reminding asel first date horror stories,
Speaker 1: not first date happy endings.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't know. Yeah, I think we go Vick
Speaker 2: to use there. I don't know if you guys know
Speaker 2: what a ninety seven series land Cruise it is. But
Speaker 2: for a full tank, it's not just fifty dollars. No,
Speaker 2: it's one hundred and sixty dollars. I was like, sorry,
Speaker 2: but yeah, paid for his fuel and his donut. We
Speaker 2: drove to the lookout. As soon as I got there,
Speaker 2: I wanted to go home safe to say. Nothing happened,
Speaker 2: not even a kiss. He dropped me home later in
Speaker 2: the night and I never heard from him again. Okay,
Speaker 2: so he wanted to do stuff at the lookout, but
Speaker 2: making sorry put your donut away. I find that that
Speaker 2: is district.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's just like taking too much.
Speaker 2: It's taking advantage. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Also transfer you have your bank details. You may have
Speaker 1: also your wallet, but we live.
Speaker 3: In twenty twenty four, twenty twenty five.
Speaker 2: Be like the bank transporp right now.
Speaker 1: Yeah you have that, and do you don because I'll
Speaker 1: pay for that too. Yeah, I'll transfer you one seventy
Speaker 1: no offense donuts icky to me?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not a track especially dont fucking pink pink
Speaker 2: icing with sprinkles on.
Speaker 3: A legend.
Speaker 1: Submission number two not a date. But one time I
Speaker 1: snuck this guy I was talking to you in my
Speaker 1: house at around three am, to hang out while my
Speaker 1: parents were asleep.
Speaker 3: I never did that.
Speaker 2: I haven't done that either. I snuck out once to
Speaker 2: stay at my ex boyfriend's house when I was younger
Speaker 2: and my dad was asleep. And honestly, I've never been
Speaker 2: more scared in my life. And it's so not my style.
Speaker 2: Like I'm so, I'm such a pussy when it comes
Speaker 2: out with authority figures.
Speaker 3: But see me.
Speaker 1: There was alarms at the boarding school, Like, there was
Speaker 1: no way I could have gone out.
Speaker 3: I would have shut off the alarm, but.
Speaker 2: Never ever would I have sex snuck someone in. No.
Speaker 2: I have a lot of friend lytish stuff like that.
Speaker 2: I just I was too scared.
Speaker 1: I snuck out once in Bali with my cousins and
Speaker 1: we went party included in my phone. Yeah that was thrilling,
Speaker 1: but that's as big as the sneaky out as I've had. Anyway,
Speaker 1: after about an hour, he starts having an attack, which
Speaker 1: I thought was caused by anxiety at the time. I
Speaker 1: call his mum off his phone because he couldn't speak
Speaker 1: and he was unable to control his movements. His mom
Speaker 1: calls an ambulance to my house at four am, and
Speaker 1: then I had to sneak him out of my house
Speaker 1: to the ambulance. Turns out he wasn't having anxiety. He
Speaker 1: was lying to me behind my back. It was actually
Speaker 1: doing drugs instead of going to footy training work and
Speaker 1: it all caught up to him.
Speaker 2: So yeah, it's des probably yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 3: He's going through like withdrawals or something. My parents never
Speaker 3: found out. Loll also cherry on top.
Speaker 1: A week later, he stole his friend's car and ran
Speaker 1: a red light and accidentally hit into my cousin and
Speaker 1: her boyfriend, causing them to swerve.
Speaker 3: Off a road.
Speaker 1: A week after that, his friend whose car he died,
Speaker 1: safe to say I told him to get hit by
Speaker 1: an aeroplane and blocked him on everything.
Speaker 3: This guy's fucking just one big ball of bad luck.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's the friend dying is very sad, but like,
Speaker 2: get your shit together. That's so scary though, I wouldn't
Speaker 2: even know what to do. I've had a friend actually
Speaker 2: have a season in front of me before at a festival,
Speaker 2: and it was like no one fucking knew what to do.
Speaker 2: Like everyone just kind of stood and like watch him.
Speaker 2: And I don't know if it was because I like,
Speaker 2: oh love Gray's Anatomy or something, but I like got
Speaker 2: on the floor, rolled him over, tried to like because
Speaker 2: apparently you can like chew your tongue or something. I
Speaker 2: didn't know what I was doing, but I was like,
Speaker 2: no one knows what to do right now, and it
Speaker 2: was so fucking scary. But you know, I sometimes now
Speaker 2: feel like I'm good in stressful situations, medical situations.
Speaker 1: So I feel like I'm pretty good in that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like I'm very like logical. I have no emotion when
Speaker 1: it comes to that stuff.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was just it was It was really fucking scary. Okay.
Speaker 2: Submission number three. I went on a date with a
Speaker 2: guy maybe two years ago. It was right after me
Speaker 2: my ex broke up and it was pretty rough time
Speaker 2: for me, so I wanted to get back out there.
Speaker 2: This guy was non stop asking to see me, so
Speaker 2: I finally said yes. We drove down to the peninsula
Speaker 2: and got pizza and went to the beach. Sam's perfect
Speaker 2: day Legit love you style, wabe. I'm sitting there about
Speaker 2: to eat my margarita pizza and I looked down to
Speaker 2: see this grown ass man's ball sitting on the SAMD
Speaker 2: three not ew. I could not eat my pizza after
Speaker 2: looking at that, literally his balls out for the world
Speaker 2: to see. It was so awkward and gave me the
Speaker 2: biggest ick. He definitely knew they were out too. I've
Speaker 2: pretended to be sick so he would drive me home.
Speaker 2: That's a fucking ick, Like that is do you reckon?
Speaker 2: He would have been embarrassed, well if he knew they
Speaker 2: were out and he willingly left them out. No, it
Speaker 2: was probably some weird fucking kink for him. The school stung.
Speaker 3: That's so weird.
Speaker 2: That's so weird.
Speaker 1: Have you ever had like someone's mannerisms, like like a
Speaker 1: distincts that you just don't get that they do.
Speaker 2: What do you mean?
Speaker 3: Like his balls are out, that's like a weak king
Speaker 3: and he obviously you die.
Speaker 2: And you know, I've never had someone like that, Like
Speaker 2: I've never do. I feel like you have something in mind.
Speaker 2: I didn't think so. Yeah, I wouldn't say. That's crazily common.
Speaker 3: You know, you know, no, story number four. One time
Speaker 3: I met this guy in a club and we decided
Speaker 3: to go on a date. I've never had that either.
Speaker 2: No, I've never met someone in a club and like
Speaker 2: either gone home with them.
Speaker 3: Yes, you have one six one your horrible date.
Speaker 2: You met him there? I did. Yeah, I tried to
Speaker 2: block it up. I forgot that happened. Yeah, oh that
Speaker 2: like that was my worst date. We spoke about that
Speaker 2: last week. Because he looked hot under the lights, the
Speaker 2: dim lights.
Speaker 3: Of course, everyone looks good.
Speaker 2: There's like if I walked outside into an actual light,
Speaker 2: I think I would have not gone on to that date. Yeah,
Speaker 2: fucking fun.
Speaker 1: Anyway, he meets me at the tram station. And immediately
Speaker 1: something was off.
Speaker 3: That's the worst.
Speaker 1: He looked like he hadn't slept in years. We go
Speaker 1: have dinner and then to the movies. See, you're double
Speaker 1: booking yourself there.
Speaker 3: You should have just locked in the dinner.
Speaker 2: Dinner in a movie, I think is such an adult date.
Speaker 2: Like it's like you always see in movies, like adults
Speaker 2: are going to dinner in a movie. But it's like
Speaker 2: a first date if you don't know if you like them.
Speaker 2: I could never book it, Like dinner to me is
Speaker 2: booking a long date. Yes, we've said this so many times,
Speaker 2: but like book yourself for something that dinner movie trouble,
Speaker 2: trouble or major.
Speaker 1: While we were walking to the movies, he kept on
Speaker 1: running into me like he couldn't walk in a straight line,
Speaker 1: and his speech was kind of slow.
Speaker 2: You know how, Oh my god, side note. Sorry you
Speaker 2: couldn't think of a really shitty date you've been on? Yeah,
Speaker 2: the vocal boy.
Speaker 3: No, I don't think I've told this story, and I.
Speaker 2: Don't think I can. I can't.
Speaker 3: I feel too.
Speaker 2: Bad, But yes, Sam Harder, really funny fucking day date.
Speaker 1: Fuck, wish I don't I wish I could tell you guys, that,
Speaker 1: but it's there's too many years close to Yeah, there's
Speaker 1: not enough degrees of separation for it to not get
Speaker 1: back to him. And I like, I think he's such
Speaker 1: a good, blessed soul, Like I want to wrap him
Speaker 1: up in bubble wrap kind of vibe, so like he's.
Speaker 2: A lovely guy. Yeah, it was just an icky date anyway, Yeah,
Speaker 2: go continue. Sorry for the interruption.
Speaker 3: I just thought that maybe he had a condition. I
Speaker 3: don't know. He didn't smell like alcohol. Now, let's bring
Speaker 3: me back to the fucking what could they He.
Speaker 1: Didn't smell like alcohol, so I don't know what was
Speaker 1: wrong with him. We go watch Batman, which was bad
Speaker 1: because it was three hours long.
Speaker 2: Holy fuck, that's like a seven hour date.
Speaker 1: Five minutes into sitting down, he pulls the arm rest
Speaker 1: between us and lays on my lap and falls asleep
Speaker 1: the entire movie, genuinely snoring. I had no idea what
Speaker 1: to do. I'm pretty shy, so I just let him
Speaker 1: sleep the whole three hours.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think I would have done anything to
Speaker 2: do the same.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'd probably like he's hate or something.
Speaker 2: Not If I wasn't interested, I think I would have put
Speaker 2: my hands up next to me and just let him.
Speaker 3: Oh, I kind of would have tried to slide out
Speaker 3: and I just would have left.
Speaker 2: Nah, I couldn't eat one that I probably could have
Speaker 2: because I get bored. I think I would have gone on,
Speaker 2: need to go to the toilet, get up, like gotten
Speaker 2: up to wake him up, and then like, hope you
Speaker 2: wouldn't have fallen asleep again. And if you fell asleep again,
Speaker 2: I'd be like, mate, you're falling asleep.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I had no idea what to do. I'm pretty shy,
Speaker 1: so I let him sleep the whole three hours. After
Speaker 1: the movie, we took the same tramp back and we
Speaker 1: both sat in silence. Never reached out to him again.
Speaker 1: The next time I saw him, he was on the
Speaker 1: tram way to work, and I went and said hi,
Speaker 1: and he acted like he didn't know who I was.
Speaker 2: I feel that was follow for three fucking hours. How
Speaker 2: do you not know who I am?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're the one who made this embarrassing.
Speaker 2: Well, Hi, girls, I thought you get some humor out
Speaker 2: of a first date. I had a while back that
Speaker 2: genuinely gave me so many icks. I felt so nauseous.
Speaker 2: X do make you feel like physically nauseous sometimes. First
Speaker 2: of all, for context, he was slash is best friends
Speaker 2: with my ex okay, and had been hitting on me
Speaker 2: for a year after my ex and I broke up.
Speaker 2: We'd hooked up before, but nothing past second base. Please
Speaker 2: keeping it classy love. Yeah. Anyways, he'd asked me out
Speaker 2: so many times my friends were all out with their boyfriends.
Speaker 2: I was like, perfect, let's just do it for the plot.
Speaker 2: I love the gym, love working out and all things exercise.
Speaker 2: So we asked me out to go to the gym
Speaker 2: with him. What could go wrong? Right? Should have said no,
Speaker 2: you love that sort of stuff. Would you go on
Speaker 2: a gym date first day?
Speaker 1: No, not gym date first date? Or probably actually kind
Speaker 1: of turns me on. I wouldn't go for a run,
Speaker 1: but I go to the gym or like do a
Speaker 1: boxing class or something.
Speaker 2: I feel like there's something weird about exercising now, like
Speaker 2: trying to be like, let's see if we're attracted to
Speaker 2: each other while exercising. Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Because you're bonding over a hobby.
Speaker 2: Yeah. First of all, we decided on time and met
Speaker 2: it this gym. We've seen each other and we go
Speaker 2: pop up things in a lock up. After that, we
Speaker 2: walked to some grass area and he said, I usually
Speaker 2: just start with some yoga and meditation. Okay, that's too
Speaker 2: far from me, Okay, king pop off ick number one.
Speaker 3: Like if someone was like, we should do some yoga.
Speaker 2: I'm like, yo, I don't mind yoga on a first
Speaker 2: date though, But meditation, I'd say, isn't almost starting the
Speaker 2: date off in like a sort of like a vibe. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's definitely something i'd say, like do it on your.
Speaker 3: Own home, Yeah, yeah, like meditate before.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Then he decided to take me through his pool
Speaker 2: day or whatever that was supposed to be for him.
Speaker 2: He was making so many grunting noises. Oh yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: and it was just all around awkward, especially running into
Speaker 2: people I knew. We finished up, thank god, and did
Speaker 2: warm down stretchers, and he was like the night's young lex,
Speaker 2: go for a drive. We went for a drive and
Speaker 2: got some fries the way he ordered, the way he
Speaker 2: ordered through the drive through gave me the ick yet again.
Speaker 2: Picture this the most ign obnoxious voice ever. Good a mate,
Speaker 2: can I get some fries and some water? We drive
Speaker 2: around to the pay station and he proceeds to tell
Speaker 2: me him, and he's Duck the squeaky duck toy on
Speaker 2: the dashboard. Never let a girl pays me and Duck
Speaker 2: over here would never let a girl pay.
Speaker 1: I got this, thank you for my fucking fodlar fries.
Speaker 1: I hope you'd get this meat.
Speaker 2: Then proceeded to ask the eleven year old underage worker
Speaker 2: if gin and tonic or gin and soda was better.
Speaker 3: Like what, Like, he's just trying too hard start a groundstation.
Speaker 2: Do you know what I mean? It's like we're a
Speaker 2: McDonald's drive through. Who gives a fuck?
Speaker 3: They don't even serve. Take the bag, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Put the fries in the bag. That is such an insult.
Speaker 2: That was going around for a while there, like you
Speaker 2: would do something on TikTok and everyone would just comment, like,
Speaker 2: put the fries in the bag. Girl, Just put the
Speaker 2: fries in the bag. Like, oh okay. We went for
Speaker 2: a drive and we pulled over some random little spot
Speaker 2: and there was absolutely no one. That felt quite unsafe,
Speaker 2: but whatever, I'm here for the plot. The song I
Speaker 2: Kissed a Girl was playing, Oh I have a bad feeling,
Speaker 2: do not start singing, and he asked if I had
Speaker 2: ever kissed a girl? And I was like, yeah, my
Speaker 2: friends and I kissed when we're drunk all the time.
Speaker 2: And he said, I'd like to give that a go,
Speaker 2: and quite literally jolted out of his seat and the
Speaker 2: seat belt to be in the past with me to
Speaker 2: kiss me. You know what, that reminds me of Jade,
Speaker 2: Our friend Jade Chang always does these funny videos on
Speaker 2: TikTok where it's like she's kind of you to be
Speaker 2: a boy, and it just shows that they kiss at
Speaker 2: like the weirdest fucking times. It'll be yeah, oh, do
Speaker 2: you want a glass of water? Yeah, I'd love one, thanks,
Speaker 2: and then they lean in yeah, like chill. Yeah.
Speaker 1: See. My thing there is like when you go on
Speaker 1: a gym date. I'm mainly working out and you're helping me.
Speaker 1: I don't want to see you're spotting me.
Speaker 2: I don't want to see you grunting next to me
Speaker 2: and showing how much you can lift.
Speaker 3: It's like a oh, you're like a peta oh run
Speaker 3: me through a.
Speaker 2: Workout you'd give someone, you know, it's like different.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And the second thing that's like, I don't like
Speaker 1: physical touch. I don't like it unless I really really
Speaker 1: like you. I don't like it. I'm not very forward
Speaker 1: with that. If he did that to me, I literally
Speaker 1: would just be like, I don't like physical touch, Like
Speaker 1: if he can't try to like impose himself onto my seat,
Speaker 1: I literally would be like, oh, I don't like physical touch.
Speaker 2: I feel like that, like I'm out of the bag.
Speaker 1: I say that like on the first couple times meeting them,
Speaker 1: because it wigs me out when you're way too come
Speaker 1: to be good.
Speaker 2: To preface it, because then they kind of know that
Speaker 2: they have to wait until you're comfortable. Comfortable. Yeah, like
Speaker 2: this guy interest back. Yeah, good stuff.
Speaker 1: And because I went on this hinge date once with
Speaker 1: this guy, I'd spoken about him.
Speaker 3: He was a guy who bought me far was for
Speaker 3: my birthday.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he will walking down Chapel Street and he
Speaker 1: wouldn't stop touching me. He has had his arm around
Speaker 1: my waist and then around the shoulders and then grabbing
Speaker 1: my hand and everything like that. I'm like, I'm not yours,
Speaker 1: not dating. This is very much like this is my bitch,
Speaker 1: and I don't like that. I'm very independent woman.
Speaker 2: You're every sort of touch of their hand.
Speaker 1: Yes, I'm like, we ain't ship, brother. I don't want
Speaker 1: to be caught dead next to you right now, and.
Speaker 2: Now everyone that you walk past is like, they're dating.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because my friends saw you on that day.
Speaker 2: Yes, And I was like, we're not dating, We're not dating.
Speaker 3: I just don't like that anyway.
Speaker 2: I think that's so fair. I was thinking, we are
Speaker 2: both now two grown people sitting in this really really
Speaker 2: small passage seat. Help. So I opened the door and
Speaker 2: got out of the car. It was low key, dark
Speaker 2: and creepy. So I opened the back door and he yells, good, idea,
Speaker 2: let's go in the back seat. There's more room. Suddenly
Speaker 2: we're now both in the back seat. Fucking I'm thinking
Speaker 2: the quickest way to leave is to kiss him and
Speaker 2: go to He tried to dirty talk me. Did you
Speaker 2: ever get this far with Ben? This is a made
Speaker 2: up name, but he's referring to my ex. I remember
Speaker 2: him saying you never wanted to do anything more than this,
Speaker 2: and that if I did this that you'd go crazy.
Speaker 2: I can tell you really like this.
Speaker 3: Why are you bringing my ex name too?
Speaker 2: Immediately I was like, what's the time, Oh, I have
Speaker 2: to get home, let's leave, and he said we had
Speaker 2: to wait a minute because he wasn't able to drive
Speaker 2: because of what was happening downstairs.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, don't mention it.
Speaker 2: So we waited in dead silence for five minutes as
Speaker 2: he had his moment. He then said, please please don't
Speaker 2: step on my Doc Martins on your way out. Nove
Speaker 2: was seventeen. I never wanted to see him again. There
Speaker 2: was no follow up day. It was an immediate ghost. However,
Speaker 2: we have similar friendship groups, so we crossed paths every
Speaker 2: now and again, and I've told him I have a
Speaker 2: boyfriend who lives in another state so he won't try
Speaker 2: it again. That would make me feel sick. I understand
Speaker 2: the nauseous feeling. Like every time I saw that guy,
Speaker 2: I'd just be like, oh, horrendous, poor babe. I'm glad
Speaker 2: you're on the other side. Al right, guys, that was
Speaker 2: the second part of your first eight horror stories. Thank
Speaker 2: you so much for sending those in and we are
Speaker 2: so sorry that you guys have to experience those. We
Speaker 2: love you and we'll be looking out for you all.
Speaker 3: We'll see you on Thursday.