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Speaker 1: Fits and with her with Kate Ritchie podcast, it's.

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Speaker 2: A terrifying moment a mum has or she's gone into

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Speaker 2: an airbnb, I think with a couple of other girls,

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Speaker 2: girls weekend away.

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Speaker 3: If you know what I mean, your husband what really? Nothing?

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Speaker 2: Has that? Your third bloody bottle of reasoning?

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Speaker 3: Put the piece?

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Speaker 2: Draws away?

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Speaker 3: Where are they?

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Speaker 2: It doesn't matter, It doesn't matter trying to draw the picture.

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Speaker 3: But it was.

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Speaker 2: Time to give a review of the airbnb for the weekend,

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Speaker 2: and she's put up a few photos and said, well,

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Speaker 2: unfortunately I woke up in the morning and I.

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Speaker 3: Found out she didn't even know.

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Speaker 2: This is another The other side of this story is

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Speaker 2: she's a heavy sleeper because she woke up in the

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Speaker 2: morning and saw the evidence of the thing that was

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Speaker 2: sleeping next to her, and she had no idea Kate,

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Speaker 2: it was a possum.

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Speaker 3: I didn't know what you were going to say. It

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Speaker 3: was Jared for the reception.

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Speaker 2: Have a look at the bosom has weed and pood

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Speaker 2: everywhere in the bed. Oh, and she had no idea

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Speaker 2: the whole time. Are you sure Shannon didn't do this

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Speaker 2: and try and blame the possum.

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Speaker 3: So that was my little possum. Sorry, sorry about that.

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Speaker 3: Shannon's wet the bed. Oh, Shannon, you need to see

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Speaker 3: a doctor.

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Speaker 2: So they've got rid of the posts, has been taken

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Speaker 2: and relocated as they do these days, isn't it. You've

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Speaker 2: got to take them a long way away because the

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Speaker 2: possible fine, they find their way back.

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Speaker 3: They're like little homing pigeons.

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Speaker 2: God, that's just you know, I cannot believe that you

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Speaker 2: wouldn't feel awsome curling up in the bed next to

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Speaker 2: you and then I'm offloading.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and they they they they're quite vicious. We used

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Speaker 3: to have them. We have a terrible problem with as

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Speaker 3: a kid, and Peter the possum man would have to

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Speaker 3: come around and he'd put the traps out. But it's

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Speaker 3: like the story fits not long ago, the lady that

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Speaker 3: woke up and there was a snake that had slithered

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Speaker 3: into bed and was on the other side of the

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Speaker 3: bed and apparently measuring herself up the snake next to

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Speaker 3: the person lying. You know how they do that? They

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Speaker 3: measure themselves. Can you if someone's lying down to see

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Speaker 3: if they could get them in them? How do you

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Speaker 3: know that snakes do it?

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Speaker 2: I think that's you.

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Speaker 3: Made that up. True, they're just they're just they're not walking.

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Speaker 3: What do snakes do?

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Speaker 2: Slithers?

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Speaker 3: You're not walking, they're just walking over get that in

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Speaker 3: snake coming down?

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Speaker 2: Find the possum that we had up in our house.

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Speaker 2: And have you heard a possum get really angry and

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Speaker 2: defend its territory? Yes, I've had a person try to

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Speaker 2: get into a cabin I stayed out in the Blue Mountains.

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Speaker 3: Many many freak. However, listen to these.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what freaking hell is that?

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Speaker 3: That's from the horror moom? Jesus, what is that? I

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Speaker 3: don't know? We were it was so hard for sleep

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Speaker 3: up in that attic that night. Is it a pos?

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Speaker 3: It's seen that footage The woman is there in a

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Speaker 3: dress and she's trying to I think it's a squirrel

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Speaker 3: and she's trying to get away from the squirrel and

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Speaker 3: it runs straight up a stop to her skirt, up

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Speaker 3: her dress, and she can't get about. We are extraordinary

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Speaker 3: little things up there, tails hanging out.

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Speaker 2: We are asking you what did you wake up to

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Speaker 2: that you didn't know? Was there any in Castile or

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Speaker 2: what did you wake up to any?

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Speaker 1: Oh? We woke up to we had just over a

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Speaker 1: two meter diamond python at the back door, and we've

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Speaker 1: got glass sliding doors. And my ant at that stage

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Speaker 1: he was.

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Speaker 3: Going to school and he.

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Speaker 1: Was, how am I going to get to school with us?

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Speaker 2: Make?

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Speaker 1: He was just terrified.

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Speaker 3: But yeah, you don't need to Diamond pythons can they're friendly.

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Speaker 3: They can buy you.

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Speaker 2: They can buy, but they're not going to kill you.

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Speaker 3: They can eat, they can't.

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Speaker 2: They swallow you. The big pythons are the.

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Speaker 3: Ones thinking of it. That's an anaconda or a bowl constrictor.

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Speaker 3: They can get quite large. Laura, Hello, what did you

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Speaker 3: wake up next to morning?

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Speaker 1: Guys? My little shriveled up goldfish and jumped out of

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Speaker 1: the tank.

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Speaker 3: Did you find out the next morning?

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Speaker 1: Laura?

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Speaker 3: And it was done and.

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Speaker 1: Was staring at me from.

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Speaker 3: That's googly eyes and Laura, and what were you doing

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Speaker 3: to the poor goldfish to make him jump.

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Speaker 1: Out and left his buddy and jumped out of bed

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Speaker 1: the tank into bed.

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Speaker 3: I wonder how long the poor little thing was flapping

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Speaker 3: around for next to you as you slept calmly.

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Speaker 2: It's a good way to go. It's Romeo and Juliet

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Speaker 2: kind of story, isn't it? That one goes that you

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Speaker 2: know you're in love with your fish, and I don't

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Speaker 2: think last to you.

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Speaker 3: I think it was more like having to be stuck

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Speaker 3: in this studio with say, whip you want to jump

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Speaker 3: out of the bowl tea. He's been trying to jump

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Speaker 3: out for me and back of this studio for a

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Speaker 3: long it's been waiting for the water to fill up. Chris,

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Speaker 3: Welcome to the show. What did you wake up next to? Chris?

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Speaker 1: I actually brought this guy home one night years ago.

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Speaker 1: I refused his advances, but he stayed the knife next weekend,

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Speaker 1: I came home and found him in the lund room

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Speaker 1: because my flatmate brought him home.

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Speaker 3: And you're kidding me, You're kidding me. He just really

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Speaker 3: loved the house. He didn't care who it was. He

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Speaker 3: just wanted to stay. Chris, were you upset with your

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Speaker 3: roommate or you had a bit of a channel?

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Speaker 1: Serious? Are you serious? You picked up?

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Speaker 2: What are you doing?

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Speaker 1: Really?

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Speaker 3: Oh my gosh.

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Speaker 2: It wasn't next to you the week after, but he

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Speaker 2: was in the bedroom thanks to you.

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Speaker 3: I'm going to call here from from Inger from Cremorne Inger.

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Speaker 3: What have you worked? Oh no, she's dropped out.

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Speaker 2: That's my wife name?

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Speaker 3: What did she wake up and working up next to

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Speaker 3: a snake girl Sneaky o caa' gone that that angle?

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Speaker 3: Have we sneaky snakes to a middle aged librarian. Ritzy

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