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Speaker 1: This is.

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Speaker 2: Hello their podcast listeners. It is Leno here and Jess

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Speaker 2: from the team. And if you have a story you

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Speaker 2: want to tell us something ridiculous, hit us up on

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Speaker 2: the Fitz and Whipper Instagram page at Fitz and Whipper

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Speaker 2: dm us there because we have some crazy stories here today.

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Speaker 3: Jes sure do.

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Speaker 4: Also coming up on the podcast today, what is the

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Speaker 4: worst day of the week.

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Speaker 2: I could never get the hang of Thursdays.

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Speaker 4: No, it's Mondays unless it's pun Day Monday time. That

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Speaker 4: would make which of course it is great story today

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Speaker 4: as well. If you have your own pun and you

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Speaker 4: listen to this breakback and you think I've got one

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Speaker 4: that's way better. Also hit us up on the Instagram. Yes,

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Speaker 4: for sure, we'd love to hear your thoughts, your feelings,

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Speaker 4: and your concerns, but mainly your puns. Also coming up,

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Speaker 4: Fitzy's got a great story. A woman has found out

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Speaker 4: how her husband was cheating and it's almost in an

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Speaker 4: unbelievable way.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I couldn't believe this one.

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Speaker 4: I would say, if you have a similar story, hit

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Speaker 4: us up. However, we did that on air and we

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Speaker 4: only got two two callers. They were great callers, which

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Speaker 4: you'll hear shortly, but I don't actually know if there's

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Speaker 4: any more stories out there like this one.

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Speaker 2: I feel like we are currently just begging for people

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Speaker 2: to message us on.

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Speaker 4: The voice sound kind of desperate, don't we hear?

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Speaker 2: So Messa Jos and we start off with John.

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Speaker 3: Bond covid it it fits in wiper.

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Speaker 1: Do you know what else I'm looking forward to with

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Speaker 1: some live gigs? Man, to see a.

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Speaker 5: Band play, this is the thing you get, so for me,

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Speaker 5: the anticipation of seeing an unreal act, I think that's

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Speaker 5: what it's all about for me.

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Speaker 3: Want to see no no.

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Speaker 1: I go and see gigs.

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Speaker 5: Look, don't get me wrong, Probably seventy eighty percent of

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Speaker 5: the time you go, yeah, that was good. But every

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Speaker 5: now and then you will snag a gig and you'll

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Speaker 5: go that band is so amazing live and I was

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Speaker 5: just so glad that I was there to see it.

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Speaker 5: So the anticipation leading up to it, You're there with

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Speaker 5: your friends, you're having a couple of beers, You're waiting

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Speaker 5: for the band to come out, and when they don't

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Speaker 5: come out can be really really hard. We've heard this

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Speaker 5: with Madonna before. She's done it a few times famously

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Speaker 5: late where Madonna will rock up and it'll be two

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Speaker 5: hours hours after the time and half of the audience

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Speaker 5: has gone home. It's happened with John bon Jovi over

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Speaker 5: the weekend, So crowds started to rock up and you

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Speaker 5: know what, they started here in this and everyone's everyone's

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Speaker 5: starting to get excited.

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Speaker 2: Man, he don't get one more beer before they start.

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Speaker 1: I reckon, you can sneak.

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Speaker 3: It in, but I don't think we have time.

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Speaker 1: Mat. I'm just I'm gonna go do a quick week

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Speaker 1: and I'll be back.

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Speaker 3: What's that noise in my ear?

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Speaker 1: Here we go?

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Speaker 3: Where's John?

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Speaker 1: John?

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Speaker 3: Take it away?

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Speaker 6: John Winning?

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Speaker 3: I'm going to get another beer.

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Speaker 1: And then someone comes out.

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Speaker 5: Someone comes out over the microphone and says, unfortunately, John

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Speaker 5: bon Jovi has just tested positive for COVID.

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Speaker 3: Well half way there.

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Speaker 1: It's starting. You get start it up again.

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Speaker 3: What do you do?

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Speaker 1: We're going to get ten more dreams.

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Speaker 7: It feels pretty late to let people know. They didn't

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Speaker 7: know in the hour priory.

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Speaker 8: Then he must have had to do like a rapid

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Speaker 8: before he went on stage or something.

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Speaker 5: Says it was backstage he got his result and the

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Speaker 5: show was.

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Speaker 1: Called run Away with JB. Jane yes, you will.

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Speaker 8: Well he'll run away by himself. Actually you won't want

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Speaker 8: to right now. He's got COVID.

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Speaker 1: See, this is going to happen quite a bit, you

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Speaker 1: know what.

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Speaker 5: I was thinking about this, and we're just talking about

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Speaker 5: flights internationally as well. If you're booking in a flight

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Speaker 5: even for next year, and if you're going to see

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Speaker 5: a gig the two weeks before you fly or go

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Speaker 5: see a gig, I'm not leaving home. I mean, because

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Speaker 5: if you test positive, everything's gone on your holiday.

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Speaker 1: You can't get onto a flight, you can't go to

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Speaker 1: a music gig. You waste your money.

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Speaker 7: Even worse though, if you're then going home, So you've

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Speaker 7: booked your two week holiday, You've come out to Australia,

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Speaker 7: spent two weeks with the family, and then you want

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Speaker 7: to get your flight home to get back to work.

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Speaker 6: I know you've tested positive.

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Speaker 8: What do you do for the crowd that's there and

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Speaker 8: John's got COVID? Like the fact that one you've announced

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Speaker 8: is got COVID? But do you just do you do

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Speaker 8: two hours of that? I mean, wait, it can't be here,

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Speaker 8: but you guys love the start of that song? Yeah,

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Speaker 8: do you know what?

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Speaker 3: Mate?

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Speaker 8: You can go and get the police band from the

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Speaker 8: Rose Bay police station that is halfway between the city

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Speaker 8: and Bondai where they go.

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Speaker 3: For the city to serve.

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Speaker 8: So halfway there, halfway there, that's all they play who

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Speaker 8: because the band is there and they're good, the police band.

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Speaker 3: You roll them through.

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Speaker 1: The doors there between red it'll work. Ready to hit

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Speaker 1: In the morning and it's Monday only somewhere on Monday.

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Speaker 3: Funday. You know how to go. Guys.

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Speaker 8: We'll give you a little bit of a story and

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Speaker 8: then you need to get a movie put into a

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Speaker 8: film title. So today man is urkes Italian police to

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Speaker 8: jail him to escape being at home with his wife.

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Speaker 8: For some people, prison can feel like it's losing your freedom.

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Speaker 3: This man wants to go into jail.

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Speaker 8: He said he's under house arrest anyway, So just lock

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Speaker 8: me up here where I can get a meal.

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Speaker 1: I'm scared of my wife.

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Speaker 3: We've all been there. We have God locked me up,

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Speaker 3: Throw away the key?

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Speaker 1: What it was like?

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Speaker 5: That guy who's the Northern Beaches here, who's been on

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Speaker 5: the run for twelve years. Remember he just handed himself

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Speaker 5: in because he couldn't survive during the night.

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Speaker 3: Hated it.

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Speaker 1: He got two months. It's not long enough for him?

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Speaker 1: Is he? No institutionalized?

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Speaker 3: Guys?

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Speaker 8: Do you wonder if I kick this one off? The

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Speaker 8: Tom Hanks classic a great film.

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Speaker 3: You've got jail instead of.

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Speaker 7: That.

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Speaker 3: I spared out mail job.

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Speaker 1: Let's there you want.

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Speaker 3: To go all right? Yeah?

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Speaker 7: Back in the forties, gone with the winge.

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Speaker 1: He's a winger.

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Speaker 3: That's good.

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Speaker 5: This is a great comedy. And Monty Pyth and how

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Speaker 5: good are they? The meaning of what?

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Speaker 1: This one's a horror? Not just being married? The Texas

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Speaker 1: Ball and Chainsaw massacre.

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Speaker 6: That's the winner.

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Speaker 3: It's really strong from you.

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Speaker 1: You can head off now. Had a great week.

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Speaker 5: My one's about prisoner, the Adams and the classic the

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Speaker 5: silver Water Boy.

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Speaker 3: Boy silver you localized?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, no local, I'm tom on keeping.

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Speaker 8: It like Kevin Costner's Silver Water World, also a great film.

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Speaker 3: In the morning and it's.

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Speaker 1: Monday, find me somewhere.

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Speaker 8: Monday feeling Monday Monday.

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Speaker 1: It is double chin Jin to give away to the

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Speaker 1: best pun from Australian distilling coat.

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Speaker 8: The man has asked to tell him police to jail

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Speaker 8: him to escape being at home with his wife. She's

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Speaker 8: he says, she wings too much. I can't do it anymore.

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Speaker 8: I'd prefer to be locked up.

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Speaker 1: Can I just say?

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Speaker 5: Maddie de Grutz, Texas ball and Chain massacre is one

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Speaker 5: of his best of all time?

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Speaker 1: He must be drinking again. Mona and your gonna? Here

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Speaker 1: is your drum roll? Mona, Mona ya what what is it?

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Speaker 9: Legally?

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Speaker 6: Con legally con not bad?

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Speaker 1: She missed the boat though, check one too.

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Speaker 3: Craig mclo. We don't do a lot of crag here

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Speaker 3: on the shoe more minutes and the ponds.

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Speaker 1: What's your pun? Mick Tree?

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Speaker 10: I don't want a phone.

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Speaker 3: Home, Nick, I really like it. Delivery wrong to what

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Speaker 3: I'm going in Croydon Part.

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Speaker 1: Here's your drum roll?

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Speaker 10: Boll Busters?

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Speaker 3: Ball Busters? What's the movie that's not ball Busters?

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Speaker 1: Who are you going to? Balls? Jason Colby? What's your pun?

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Speaker 3: Chase and look up for going? And how do you? Jase?

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Speaker 3: Sounds like you've got a few that's good right into it.

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Speaker 3: Delivery was brilliant.

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Speaker 1: Alease in Auburn.

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Speaker 7: What's your pan, Laise, Yes, I'm sure, Shank, Redemption?

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Speaker 3: What is it?

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Speaker 5: Yes, I'm sure, Shank, Yes, I'm sure, Shanky, Yes, I Redemption.

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Speaker 1: Will in Borkham Hills is their last one. He's your drum.

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Speaker 3: Roll, don't pull Will.

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Speaker 8: Everything's going to be one winner of the double Chin

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Speaker 8: Gin here.

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Speaker 6: And he's dropped off. But I thought Mick was the best.

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Speaker 5: It was a tough week in for everyone because we

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Speaker 5: did lose a legend in the entertainment industry and icon

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Speaker 5: in Bert Newton. One man who has worked with Bert

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Speaker 5: for such a long time musical director Channel nine, Channel ten,

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Speaker 5: and he joins us this morning, John Foreman, Welcome to

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Speaker 5: the show.

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Speaker 10: John, Oh, good morning, and it's going to be with you.

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Speaker 8: John, Thanks for coming on the show mate. I heard

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Speaker 8: you speak yesterday on Channel nine and I thought you

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Speaker 8: did an amazing John Job. Not long after, the news

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Speaker 8: had broken that Bert had passed as a good friend

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Speaker 8: of yours. Though, it was amazing to see the celebrations

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Speaker 8: and to talk about the gift that Bert Newton was

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Speaker 8: and how he could handle really any situation that played

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Speaker 10: Yeah, that's right, and I think he'd be absolutely overwhelmed

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Speaker 10: and thrilled with the reaction over the last couple of days.

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Speaker 10: And you know, all of us who worked with Bert

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Speaker 10: are really happy to see him being celebrated in this way. Yeah,

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Speaker 10: it was tough news, as we all know, wasn't entirely

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Speaker 10: unexpected because he's been unwell for such a you know,

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Speaker 10: for quite a while. But yeah, you're absolutely right. He

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Speaker 10: of part of the fun of watching him, was trying

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Speaker 10: to work out what is he going to do next

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Speaker 8: John great to hear that be remembered with the state

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Speaker 3: From the doesn't get any lower than ask John.

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Speaker 5: John, we know how busy you are this morning. We

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Speaker 1: Thanks John.

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Speaker 5: Thanks John, I'll talk about teaching your kids about money.

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Speaker 5: And you know what, The Barefoot Investor has been pretty

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Speaker 1: But there's a story that happened over the weekend.

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Speaker 1: She's the money contributor.

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Speaker 5: We're all bloody money right, Scott Morris to the government

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Speaker 5: She was saying, homeschooling has actually been good, but there

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Speaker 1: Dona might accounts are gone. Yeah about that. They got

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Speaker 5: Busted for advertising and basically to I don't know, they

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Speaker 1: And it wasn't really working and that.

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Speaker 7: To you remember in kindergarten like there actually wasn't two

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Speaker 3: Yes, I don't know where where's that account?

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Speaker 1: Where is that account?

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Speaker 3: For sure?

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Speaker 5: So Nicole sort of goes through the she's talked about

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Speaker 1: Save, don't cave. You've got to teach your kids. Anything

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Speaker 5: Credit costs more than it should, all right, because you're

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Speaker 5: always going to pay back more money that you owe

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Speaker 1: All right.

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Speaker 5: That's a big one. Moderation, not deprivation. Do you have

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Speaker 5: like health, you need to be sensible most of the time, and.

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Speaker 1: You're allowed splurges.

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Speaker 5: She said, it's okay, all right, So you can't just

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Speaker 1: A mass as cash.

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Speaker 3: Stash, a massacastash.

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Speaker 5: Your child may work for forty years, but they need

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Speaker 5: work is over, you've still got to have money up

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Speaker 5: This is another one where she basically says you've got

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Speaker 5: Wanted all you know what made me One day you

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Speaker 1: He spent among ten.

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Speaker 5: Happily married, and she got asked by her pregnant best

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Speaker 5: I would love to be there for you, she said.

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Speaker 5: When I was in LA when she was in labor,

451
00:20:06,440 --> 00:20:08,640
Speaker 5: she said, I went down there when she.

452
00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:09,680
Speaker 1: Got a epidural.

453
00:20:09,760 --> 00:20:12,680
Speaker 5: I wore the daddy wristband and I gave the baby

454
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Speaker 5: her first bath.

455
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Speaker 1: I said, it was a beautiful experience.

456
00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:18,520
Speaker 5: I'll never forget it. I was just happy to be

457
00:20:18,560 --> 00:20:21,800
Speaker 5: a part of it. Unfortunately, three days later, when I

458
00:20:21,840 --> 00:20:25,800
Speaker 5: was helping her out as well, I unfortunately saw the

459
00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:30,080
Speaker 5: hereditary birthmark, which I'm very familiar with on the baby

460
00:20:31,359 --> 00:20:35,119
Speaker 5: because my oldest son has it. It's an extra piece

461
00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:37,639
Speaker 5: of cartilage that grows outside the neck, so he looks

462
00:20:37,680 --> 00:20:40,720
Speaker 5: like a bit of a Frankenstein baby. She said she

463
00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:43,080
Speaker 5: noticed what she called the bowling bumps on the baby

464
00:20:43,080 --> 00:20:47,120
Speaker 5: girl's neck while changing her nabby nappy, and she said,

465
00:20:47,119 --> 00:20:49,919
Speaker 5: that is exactly the same as two of my kids,

466
00:20:50,119 --> 00:20:53,000
Speaker 5: who have the exact same thing as their father has.

467
00:20:54,440 --> 00:20:57,439
Speaker 5: She's put two and two together, Sarah. She's confronted her

468
00:20:57,480 --> 00:21:03,760
Speaker 5: best and when her best friend admitted saying that the

469
00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:09,280
Speaker 5: baby did belong to her now husband, Wow, See, I

470
00:21:09,280 --> 00:21:12,240
Speaker 5: didn't think birthmarks were heredit to I think it depends

471
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Speaker 5: on the birthmark.

472
00:21:13,119 --> 00:21:15,080
Speaker 8: I mean, this sounds unique in itself if it's a

473
00:21:15,119 --> 00:21:17,280
Speaker 8: bit of a cartilage on the neck or whatever you mentioned.

474
00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:20,480
Speaker 8: But like we were saying, there are some hereditary markings

475
00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:22,720
Speaker 8: which can go. We were talking off air a moment ago.

476
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:24,520
Speaker 8: It's about your friend with a dot on thee.

477
00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:27,399
Speaker 7: A family friend was studying medicine and the part of

478
00:21:27,440 --> 00:21:29,560
Speaker 7: one of the training things was checking your eyes. And

479
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Speaker 7: I'm going to get this all medically incorrect, but there

480
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Speaker 7: was a dot at the back of one of his

481
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Speaker 7: eyes and they said to him, Oh.

482
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Speaker 6: That's hereditary and leads to not cancer, but a very

483
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Speaker 6: serious disease.

484
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Speaker 3: Wow.

485
00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:42,760
Speaker 6: Ask one of your parents has to have it because

486
00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:43,520
Speaker 6: it is genetic.

487
00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:47,280
Speaker 7: When found out, mum, yeah, had three years of treatment,

488
00:21:47,359 --> 00:21:48,399
Speaker 7: she's finally okay.

489
00:21:48,440 --> 00:21:50,440
Speaker 6: But would never have known to look because it was

490
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Speaker 6: an obstructing vision or anything unbelievable.

491
00:21:53,800 --> 00:21:55,000
Speaker 1: That is unbelievable.

492
00:21:55,640 --> 00:21:58,600
Speaker 5: I mean, that is a telltale sign to have, like

493
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Speaker 5: a birthmark or something past down hereditary.

494
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:02,960
Speaker 1: You could pick that up in a baby straight away.

495
00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:05,920
Speaker 5: I mean a lot of people do talk about physical

496
00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:09,120
Speaker 5: features or hair colors that are different and when babies

497
00:22:09,160 --> 00:22:11,320
Speaker 5: come out. We've all heard it before where people go, oh,

498
00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:13,160
Speaker 5: that does not look like dad.

499
00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:16,879
Speaker 8: Oh my gosh, it's the baby's Chinese. What's happened there?

500
00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:19,320
Speaker 1: Well, there's a lot of stories as well.

501
00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:23,400
Speaker 5: I've heard in basketball teams when the baby might come

502
00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:26,360
Speaker 5: out with different skin colors, and then questions need to.

503
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Speaker 8: Be asked, Oh, that's different. I wasn't expecting. Well, will

504
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Speaker 8: the skin adjust or the color adjust a little? Oh

505
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Speaker 8: that's okay.

506
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Speaker 1: Horrible feeling. I mean, what do you do?

507
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Speaker 5: Do you pursue it and investigate or do you sit

508
00:22:38,080 --> 00:22:41,639
Speaker 5: back and go no, I'm going to run this.

509
00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:44,840
Speaker 8: When the staff at the hospital start chanting DNA, that's

510
00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:47,159
Speaker 8: when you know you probably need to look in Like

511
00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:50,160
Speaker 8: my little girl, Francesca, she's got blonde hair and she's

512
00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:52,639
Speaker 8: got blonde locks. I'm not blonde.

513
00:22:53,520 --> 00:22:54,520
Speaker 1: You've got very dark.

514
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:57,439
Speaker 8: Lisa has dark hair, but it was Lisa blonde at

515
00:22:57,440 --> 00:22:58,439
Speaker 8: all when she's younger.

516
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Speaker 6: My mum's quite fair, isn't she not?

517
00:23:01,640 --> 00:23:02,880
Speaker 3: Really?

518
00:23:03,320 --> 00:23:04,960
Speaker 1: Well, we were away she's quite fair.

519
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:07,040
Speaker 8: Hamish is quite fair, and we were away on a

520
00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:09,920
Speaker 8: holiday with Hamishinzo at the time of the conception.

521
00:23:10,800 --> 00:23:13,520
Speaker 3: Now, I don't know, maybe it.

522
00:23:14,119 --> 00:23:15,800
Speaker 8: I mean he's a good mate, so you kind of

523
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Speaker 8: let it slide.

524
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Speaker 3: But she certainly doesn't look like.

525
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Speaker 1: Either of us would Yeah, I would be a very

526
00:23:22,160 --> 00:23:22,919
Speaker 1: talented younger.

527
00:23:24,040 --> 00:23:25,720
Speaker 6: And if he pays their school.

528
00:23:25,440 --> 00:23:26,400
Speaker 3: For am I not enough?

529
00:23:27,040 --> 00:23:29,200
Speaker 5: How did they find out that the baby wasn't their

530
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Speaker 5: If you've got a story, I'd love to hear from

531
00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:32,280
Speaker 5: your thirteen twenty fourteen?

532
00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:38,359
Speaker 1: Is it Janaia Jane? Yeah, Hi Ja, what's your story?

533
00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:43,120
Speaker 11: So basically, when my mom was really young, she had

534
00:23:43,119 --> 00:23:46,960
Speaker 11: a one night stand with my dad obviously, and they

535
00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:49,880
Speaker 11: went ever together. But a few years later my mum

536
00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:52,800
Speaker 11: actually got with my dad's brother, So it's actually about

537
00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:56,879
Speaker 11: my uncle and I don't think he knew that I

538
00:23:57,040 --> 00:24:00,520
Speaker 11: was his brother's kid at the time. So anyway, my

539
00:24:00,720 --> 00:24:04,119
Speaker 11: mom is happily married my uncle now and they have

540
00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:07,159
Speaker 11: a kid together. So I have an uncle, stepdaddy and

541
00:24:07,359 --> 00:24:07,800
Speaker 11: a brother.

542
00:24:07,920 --> 00:24:14,240
Speaker 8: Cause wow, sratinary, you know, and your mom's a firecracker the.

543
00:24:14,200 --> 00:24:16,360
Speaker 1: Way that you told it with conviction as well.

544
00:24:16,359 --> 00:24:19,560
Speaker 5: You've told this story numerous times, but it doesn't freak

545
00:24:19,640 --> 00:24:22,840
Speaker 5: anyone out, Jania that you that your uncle now is

546
00:24:22,840 --> 00:24:23,440
Speaker 5: with your mom.

547
00:24:23,520 --> 00:24:28,439
Speaker 11: And oh, it's a very weird thing to explain to people,

548
00:24:28,440 --> 00:24:30,720
Speaker 11: but I think everyone's just used to it now because the.

549
00:24:30,840 --> 00:24:33,280
Speaker 3: Family tree looks like it's got a couple of broken branches.

550
00:24:33,600 --> 00:24:39,080
Speaker 8: Hey, Jania, does your father write your biological dad? Does

551
00:24:39,119 --> 00:24:41,120
Speaker 8: he come around and hang out with the brother at all,

552
00:24:42,520 --> 00:24:44,679
Speaker 8: is anyway? Are you all together at any stage?

553
00:24:45,280 --> 00:24:49,560
Speaker 11: Yes, But it's weird because mom and dad like they

554
00:24:49,560 --> 00:24:52,000
Speaker 11: don't act like, you know, they were ever a couple.

555
00:24:52,119 --> 00:24:54,159
Speaker 11: So it's just like, you know, funny banter.

556
00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:56,320
Speaker 1: It's just oh well that's good that.

557
00:24:59,400 --> 00:24:59,800
Speaker 11: Yeah.

558
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,359
Speaker 1: So does anyone get together for Christmas? Jana?

559
00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:03,440
Speaker 2: Yeah?

560
00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:07,080
Speaker 11: Yeah, it's no different really to any other family.

561
00:25:07,080 --> 00:25:10,400
Speaker 1: I suppose do you talk about it with your mom

562
00:25:10,600 --> 00:25:12,280
Speaker 1: or you don't? Really?

563
00:25:13,280 --> 00:25:15,400
Speaker 11: No, not really, It's I'm just a fan time.

564
00:25:15,840 --> 00:25:17,200
Speaker 3: I'm just glad there's not three brothers.

565
00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:18,360
Speaker 1: I mean they would really.

566
00:25:18,359 --> 00:25:23,119
Speaker 5: Just assuming there could be another child somewhere else. Hailey

567
00:25:23,160 --> 00:25:26,159
Speaker 5: May proud mother of three and you know, in a

568
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Speaker 5: great relationship.

569
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Speaker 1: With her husband.

570
00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:30,399
Speaker 5: She was asked by her best friend to go and

571
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Speaker 5: help with the delivery of her pregnant best friend as

572
00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:36,440
Speaker 5: she's in labor helping out Sarah. She was the one

573
00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:40,200
Speaker 5: that actually gave the child the first bath. Dad wasn't there.

574
00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:42,760
Speaker 5: She didn't know why she hadn't even met the dad yet.

575
00:25:43,040 --> 00:25:45,240
Speaker 5: Realized a couple of days later when she saw on

576
00:25:45,320 --> 00:25:49,440
Speaker 5: the baby had the same birthmark and an extra piece

577
00:25:49,480 --> 00:25:51,960
Speaker 5: of cartilage that grows outside the neck. The two of

578
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:55,720
Speaker 5: her children have got it's passed down from the father.

579
00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:58,080
Speaker 5: I found out that her husband was cheating with the

580
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Speaker 5: best friend.

581
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Speaker 1: Very friendly and they got busted. Scotty in Baomain's given

582
00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:03,679
Speaker 1: us a call. What's your story, Scotty.

583
00:26:05,119 --> 00:26:07,760
Speaker 9: When I lived in London, I had a friend who

584
00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:11,120
Speaker 9: was an obstetrician and she was in the delivery room

585
00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:15,600
Speaker 9: and they had an Anglo Saxon couple. She delivered the

586
00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:19,960
Speaker 9: baby and said, oh, I think you're going to need

587
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Speaker 9: a moment. And that was when the wife told the

588
00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:25,439
Speaker 9: other husband that she's been having an affair with an

589
00:26:25,480 --> 00:26:26,280
Speaker 9: Asian guy.

590
00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:28,720
Speaker 1: And there's no way.

591
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Speaker 5: I wonder how nervous you would be as the mother,

592
00:26:33,840 --> 00:26:34,440
Speaker 5: as you're.

593
00:26:34,359 --> 00:26:36,440
Speaker 6: Giving nine months leading up.

594
00:26:36,840 --> 00:26:39,439
Speaker 5: Knowing could it be in the back of your mind hoping,

595
00:26:39,520 --> 00:26:41,720
Speaker 5: oh no, it still could be my husband. But there

596
00:26:41,760 --> 00:26:44,880
Speaker 5: is that off chance that that one night that I've

597
00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:46,680
Speaker 5: had with him might have got through.

598
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Speaker 9: I also like the idea ongoing affair.

599
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Speaker 3: I love I love that the obstetrician also had to

600
00:26:53,240 --> 00:26:54,600
Speaker 3: do you might need a moment here.

601
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Speaker 1: I'll leave the room. Good luck to know. Good luck

602
00:26:58,240 --> 00:27:01,240
Speaker 1: as an I mean as an obstetrician.

603
00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:05,160
Speaker 5: When they get together these stories, I mean did they

604
00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:06,439
Speaker 5: have a bit of a laugh about this.

605
00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:08,840
Speaker 3: I'd have to that would be a highlight of your career.

606
00:27:09,080 --> 00:27:10,240
Speaker 3: I would have thoughtould a baby.

607
00:27:10,119 --> 00:27:13,760
Speaker 5: Comes guys, guys, we need to have coffee.

608
00:27:13,760 --> 00:27:15,720
Speaker 1: I got another one for you. Ye give us.

609
00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:20,720
Speaker 8: A just awesome thanks for call. Scotty Leno got any

610
00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:26,040
Speaker 8: scary music? This guy was great. He was an X factor.

611
00:27:26,040 --> 00:27:27,880
Speaker 8: Wasn't it a pumpkin on his head? Dresses in black

612
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:28,560
Speaker 8: gray song?

613
00:27:28,680 --> 00:27:30,320
Speaker 1: That's Jack Skellington, isn't it.

614
00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:33,360
Speaker 8: We play that song a lot in our house, especially

615
00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:36,760
Speaker 8: because yesterday was Halloween. You know what, I didn't really

616
00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:40,480
Speaker 8: know what to go dressed as yesterday. I kind of

617
00:27:40,520 --> 00:27:43,840
Speaker 8: just put a has made outfit on, like a plastic

618
00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:47,919
Speaker 8: zip up onesie, and I wasn't really.

619
00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:48,520
Speaker 1: Sure what I was.

620
00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:50,800
Speaker 8: But then I had a white Walker mask, which I

621
00:27:50,840 --> 00:27:52,359
Speaker 8: decided to wear a white Walker.

622
00:27:52,160 --> 00:27:53,280
Speaker 1: Masks the haz Matt.

623
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Speaker 8: I don't know, just put it on because it was different.

624
00:27:56,280 --> 00:27:59,359
Speaker 8: But then here was the thing. There was an issue

625
00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:02,120
Speaker 8: that happened in our neighborhood which really upset me. Halloween,

626
00:28:02,160 --> 00:28:04,119
Speaker 8: we got the spirit of trick or treat and the

627
00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:05,320
Speaker 8: idea of a few lollies.

628
00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:06,800
Speaker 3: One of the tricks.

629
00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:11,240
Speaker 8: I believe to Halloween is not thieving other people's decorations,

630
00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:14,520
Speaker 8: and that happened at our place. So anyway, before we'd

631
00:28:14,520 --> 00:28:17,119
Speaker 8: done our trick our treating yesterday, I walked out the

632
00:28:17,119 --> 00:28:19,080
Speaker 8: front and the guy said, where have our skulls gone?

633
00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:22,080
Speaker 8: We had three skulls that were tied to a chain

634
00:28:22,119 --> 00:28:26,080
Speaker 8: that were on the fence. Sue Sue the neighbor. She said, Hey,

635
00:28:26,520 --> 00:28:28,520
Speaker 8: saw the kids down the road nicking off with your

636
00:28:28,520 --> 00:28:29,240
Speaker 8: three skulls.

637
00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:31,240
Speaker 3: Someone's neck with three skulls.

638
00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:34,840
Speaker 1: That is way out. So which sue was it? So

639
00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:37,400
Speaker 1: Sue next door? There's only one sea.

640
00:28:39,560 --> 00:28:44,480
Speaker 8: No, no, just one suit, Sue squid And anyway, so

641
00:28:44,720 --> 00:28:47,320
Speaker 8: I said, hang on, this is crazy. I'm in mahsmat here,

642
00:28:47,360 --> 00:28:51,320
Speaker 8: but I'm sweating already, which was terrible because it just

643
00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:53,640
Speaker 8: didn't make sense. So if you saw the Halloween shot

644
00:28:53,680 --> 00:28:55,719
Speaker 8: in the outfit that I wore, I ended up taking

645
00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:58,600
Speaker 8: scisars to the hasmat suit because I couldn't breathe. Mate,

646
00:28:58,640 --> 00:29:00,720
Speaker 8: if you're like, if you're a jockey in to lose weight,

647
00:29:00,760 --> 00:29:03,560
Speaker 8: get one of these outfits. I'm sweating at a green

648
00:29:03,640 --> 00:29:06,720
Speaker 8: T shirt on. So I decided to cut off the legs,

649
00:29:06,720 --> 00:29:08,760
Speaker 8: cut off the arms and I said, boys, we're going

650
00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:11,480
Speaker 8: down the street to get our skulls back, like I

651
00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:12,000
Speaker 8: wasn't going.

652
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:12,520
Speaker 3: To be robbed.

653
00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:13,800
Speaker 1: Did you know what house it was?

654
00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:16,160
Speaker 8: Yeah, I knew which house it was. So I went

655
00:29:16,240 --> 00:29:18,720
Speaker 8: down there because Susu had said it down the street

656
00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:20,880
Speaker 8: and I understand where these kids were, just the first one.

657
00:29:21,240 --> 00:29:24,040
Speaker 8: And I got down there, saw the skulls on the

658
00:29:24,040 --> 00:29:26,840
Speaker 8: fence right and then there was so what.

659
00:29:26,840 --> 00:29:28,400
Speaker 5: They flogged them from hers and just put them my

660
00:29:28,520 --> 00:29:31,120
Speaker 5: mess yeah by that amateur.

661
00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:33,520
Speaker 8: So and I'm dressed. I didn't have my white Walker

662
00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:36,160
Speaker 8: mask on at the time. I just had has Matt's suit.

663
00:29:36,280 --> 00:29:37,920
Speaker 8: And I'm like, oh my god, I can't believe I'm

664
00:29:37,920 --> 00:29:39,480
Speaker 8: doing this. I don't even understand what this day is

665
00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:41,920
Speaker 8: about anyway, but we'll do it. So I went down

666
00:29:41,960 --> 00:29:44,680
Speaker 8: there and as I'm going to take our skulls back,

667
00:29:44,720 --> 00:29:46,920
Speaker 8: and the kids went titting, jer went there are skulls.

668
00:29:47,320 --> 00:29:50,880
Speaker 8: So I went to grab them, and there's kids, these

669
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:53,320
Speaker 8: kids which were down beyond side the other side of

670
00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:55,640
Speaker 8: the fence, and I didn't know they were there, pop

671
00:29:55,760 --> 00:29:59,200
Speaker 8: up and say you can't ruin our Halloween. And all

672
00:29:59,240 --> 00:30:01,600
Speaker 8: of a sudden, weird going to cut off has Matt's

673
00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:05,200
Speaker 8: suit stealing what I think are our skulls, and I

674
00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:06,720
Speaker 8: could never be sure where.

675
00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:08,720
Speaker 6: Did you get your skulls? Because Target came out all that.

676
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Speaker 3: God, I'm doing the wrong thing here.

677
00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:15,840
Speaker 5: Yes, through the Rose Bay boys, you never do very

678
00:30:15,840 --> 00:30:16,880
Speaker 5: similar to the bra boys.

679
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Speaker 3: They are mad.

680
00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:20,720
Speaker 8: They're even looser better. Oh you should see what they'll

681
00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:22,440
Speaker 8: do out in the front of Catalina. They won't even

682
00:30:22,520 --> 00:30:24,840
Speaker 8: line up. I just walk straight up the stairs and

683
00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:28,360
Speaker 8: get their Friday book and anyway, so I said, no, guys,

684
00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:29,080
Speaker 8: these are ours.

685
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Speaker 3: I heard that you took them.

686
00:30:30,960 --> 00:30:34,440
Speaker 8: So I'm there, I'm sweating, and I'm okay, all right, Well,

687
00:30:34,680 --> 00:30:36,280
Speaker 8: I think we're going to take them back because I'm

688
00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:37,160
Speaker 8: sure they're ours.

689
00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:40,040
Speaker 3: You can't take our skulls. I'm thinking, oh my god,

690
00:30:40,040 --> 00:30:40,800
Speaker 3: this is a disaster.

691
00:30:40,920 --> 00:30:43,239
Speaker 8: We're taking the skulls. I knew they were ours. So

692
00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:47,320
Speaker 8: we're walking back up. Because I'm there in my outfit,

693
00:30:47,440 --> 00:30:50,360
Speaker 8: I've decided to pull the top part of the onesie

694
00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:53,520
Speaker 8: down and I can hear the kids at the front fence,

695
00:30:53,600 --> 00:30:55,800
Speaker 8: and one of their parents as I'm walking off, has

696
00:30:55,880 --> 00:30:56,640
Speaker 8: come outside.

697
00:30:56,920 --> 00:30:58,560
Speaker 3: So I thought this is going to get awkward.

698
00:30:58,640 --> 00:31:00,400
Speaker 8: This is going to get really award and I'm stealing

699
00:31:00,440 --> 00:31:02,520
Speaker 8: skulls back and he has Matt's suit and I'm sweating.

700
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:04,719
Speaker 8: So I decided to pick up the place a bit.

701
00:31:04,760 --> 00:31:07,239
Speaker 8: I'm walking, I'm sort of two houses up when I

702
00:31:07,280 --> 00:31:12,880
Speaker 8: can hear this kid say to his dad, it's that

703
00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:15,960
Speaker 8: guy up there, that guy with the big sweaty back.

704
00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:18,719
Speaker 3: He stall our skulls.

705
00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:22,400
Speaker 6: Did you think about going back and talking to the parents?

706
00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:23,320
Speaker 3: I didn't want to.

707
00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:25,520
Speaker 8: And because I've been called the sweaty guy on Halloween

708
00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:26,760
Speaker 8: really upsets me.

709
00:31:27,560 --> 00:31:31,880
Speaker 5: It's unbelieving Halloween has got in Australia because when I

710
00:31:31,960 --> 00:31:34,840
Speaker 5: was kids, nobody did it. And even to the point

711
00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:37,800
Speaker 5: where my old man would get angry. It's no way

712
00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:39,640
Speaker 5: in the world. We lived in a pretty bad area.

713
00:31:39,760 --> 00:31:42,960
Speaker 5: There's no way you're knocking on people's doors. And Dad

714
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:45,280
Speaker 5: got so angry to the point that he said trick

715
00:31:45,760 --> 00:31:46,680
Speaker 5: to a heap of kids.

716
00:31:46,920 --> 00:31:50,320
Speaker 1: What happened. I offloaded eggs into the security door, so

717
00:31:50,360 --> 00:31:52,960
Speaker 1: I got into the grill. He couldn't clean it out.

718
00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:55,240
Speaker 6: You know, when dry and the security door, you can

719
00:31:55,400 --> 00:31:57,320
Speaker 6: fly screens in a window. We used to get those.

720
00:31:57,520 --> 00:31:59,320
Speaker 8: You know when green t shirts get so sweaty. You

721
00:31:59,320 --> 00:32:01,040
Speaker 8: just have to throw them because there's no point keeping

722
00:32:01,040 --> 00:32:03,880
Speaker 8: them anymore. Just learn the hard way, mate, don't steal

723
00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:04,520
Speaker 8: my skulls.

724
00:32:04,600 --> 00:32:04,920
Speaker 1: Guys.

725
00:32:05,320 --> 00:32:09,040
Speaker 8: Definitely, Oh god, I'm well loser man. Brand new season

726
00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:11,440
Speaker 8: of Your Last and premiere is in one week only

727
00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:13,720
Speaker 8: on Stair Revenge.

728
00:32:13,840 --> 00:32:16,280
Speaker 1: All I hear in the primo is Revenge Reveal.

729
00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:17,400
Speaker 3: Love this show.

730
00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:18,480
Speaker 1: Kevin Costner.

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Speaker 8: I don't know whether I'm Kevin Costner or I'm there's

732
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:22,600
Speaker 8: another guy.

733
00:32:22,560 --> 00:32:24,320
Speaker 1: Rip Kevin Costner's.

734
00:32:24,440 --> 00:32:26,440
Speaker 5: He was one of those actors that you'd always you'd

735
00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:29,120
Speaker 5: watch these movies and you go, I'd love for him

736
00:32:29,160 --> 00:32:29,920
Speaker 5: to be my dad.

737
00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:32,920
Speaker 8: Lisa's got a really funny crush on him. She's not

738
00:32:32,960 --> 00:32:36,560
Speaker 8: afraid of the older man. She obviously realizes that I'm

739
00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:40,000
Speaker 8: still young, but Kevin Costa. She sits there dreaming about Kevin.

740
00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:42,560
Speaker 5: I wonder if you could just that would be not

741
00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:46,080
Speaker 5: a bad business. Not legally he's your dad, but you apply,

742
00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:49,000
Speaker 5: you're paying money each year and you get Kevin Costner

743
00:32:49,040 --> 00:32:49,520
Speaker 5: as your dad.

744
00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:50,000
Speaker 3: That's weird.

745
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:50,920
Speaker 1: It's getting really weird.

746
00:32:51,240 --> 00:32:52,440
Speaker 6: It wouldn't go, Bruce Willis.

747
00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:56,480
Speaker 1: It's a rented dad now, Bruce, he's a bit he's

748
00:32:56,480 --> 00:33:00,440
Speaker 1: a bit of a turd. Bruce Hugh Jackman could be Dad.

749
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Speaker 8: I just feel I relate to the show. For one,

750
00:33:03,480 --> 00:33:06,640
Speaker 8: they drink a lot of whiskey, quite off from you.

751
00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:09,880
Speaker 8: Here a quote from John as Kevin Costner and he'll

752
00:33:09,880 --> 00:33:12,680
Speaker 8: see the answers are coming in the storm tomorrow. I

753
00:33:12,680 --> 00:33:13,680
Speaker 8: don't know what that means.

754
00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:16,280
Speaker 1: It's the closest you'll ever get to being a man.

755
00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:17,720
Speaker 1: You know that you drink whiskey.

756
00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:20,560
Speaker 8: They're on horseback, they've got whips. I've got a whip,

757
00:33:20,760 --> 00:33:23,640
Speaker 8: got Stockman's whip from the Mental Markets and dames whip. Yeah,

758
00:33:24,560 --> 00:33:26,840
Speaker 8: and Rip, Like, if I was a character, I'd probably

759
00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:28,040
Speaker 8: be Rip.

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00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:31,160
Speaker 3: Rip is going out with the daughter. But Rip, he's

761
00:33:31,200 --> 00:33:32,040
Speaker 3: the guy went.

762
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:34,280
Speaker 6: Oh, hang on a lifestyle for you, isn't it.

763
00:33:34,840 --> 00:33:38,240
Speaker 1: Rip is the toughest guy in the history of television.

764
00:33:38,360 --> 00:33:45,680
Speaker 5: He is pure man, your anti Rip, your untapped.

765
00:33:46,080 --> 00:33:48,160
Speaker 8: So Rip like, if there's a problem, if there's a

766
00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:50,960
Speaker 8: problem on the property or one of the neighbors is misbehaving,

767
00:33:52,120 --> 00:33:54,800
Speaker 8: Kevin Costner sends Ripping, and Rip gets the job done.

768
00:33:54,880 --> 00:33:56,320
Speaker 1: But they don't talk about what they're going to do.

769
00:33:56,360 --> 00:33:57,680
Speaker 3: They just know what to do on the ranch.

770
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Speaker 1: Does he rip right.

771
00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:02,760
Speaker 3: You are? Do you know what?

772
00:34:03,840 --> 00:34:08,000
Speaker 1: So far from quite rip? If you're more rip van Winkle.

773
00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:12,320
Speaker 3: If you see me crack a whip, you've seen that whip?

774
00:34:12,480 --> 00:34:12,719
Speaker 8: Yeah?

775
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:14,480
Speaker 3: One you can get crocodile skin handle.

776
00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:17,640
Speaker 1: You can't. You can't crack it. Mad on it now,

777
00:34:17,719 --> 00:34:18,640
Speaker 1: you're not at all?

778
00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:20,920
Speaker 8: You know what I've always wanted to do. You know

779
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:22,879
Speaker 8: in the shows where you see two people and they'll

780
00:34:22,880 --> 00:34:26,440
Speaker 8: be holding a piece of paper like between their mouths.

781
00:34:26,760 --> 00:34:29,080
Speaker 8: It'd be like a tiny bit of paper, and then

782
00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:32,840
Speaker 8: the guy comes in swings his whip, but he's cracked

783
00:34:32,840 --> 00:34:35,719
Speaker 8: that bit of paper with the accuracy record. I've never

784
00:34:35,719 --> 00:34:37,040
Speaker 8: ever a crack at it, but I'd like.

785
00:34:37,040 --> 00:34:37,400
Speaker 3: To do that.

786
00:34:37,400 --> 00:34:40,160
Speaker 5: I've always wanted to have a swing at whip as well.

787
00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:43,920
Speaker 8: I'm right here. What about if we did this Tommy

788
00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:47,840
Speaker 8: thinking on the fly. I mean, if you put similar

789
00:34:47,880 --> 00:34:49,839
Speaker 8: to the apple, some sort of target on your head,

790
00:34:49,880 --> 00:34:54,680
Speaker 8: Ryan and go of old rip here Kevin Costner a

791
00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:57,360
Speaker 8: chance to get that can off your head with a

792
00:34:57,400 --> 00:34:59,120
Speaker 8: swing of my Stockman's.

793
00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:02,759
Speaker 3: Come on a couple of whiskeys. Oh, I'll have a

794
00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:03,200
Speaker 3: crack at that.

795
00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:04,920
Speaker 1: Oh I could do that.

796
00:35:05,280 --> 00:35:08,440
Speaker 5: I will put a voucher for any restaurant that you

797
00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:12,719
Speaker 5: choose on the top of my head, all right, if

798
00:35:12,719 --> 00:35:16,240
Speaker 5: I get it, if you get it, you get the voucher.

799
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:19,799
Speaker 8: Would you have your eyes shut as if I crack

800
00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:21,919
Speaker 8: you on the bridge of the nurse, Well, it would

801
00:35:22,239 --> 00:35:24,280
Speaker 8: fool people would like that great skin.

802
00:35:24,719 --> 00:35:27,680
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, how big is the whip?

803
00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:28,520
Speaker 3: Wine?

804
00:35:28,840 --> 00:35:30,800
Speaker 1: Is eight foot? It's a big one.

805
00:35:31,560 --> 00:35:35,040
Speaker 3: And if you swing it around not with.

806
00:35:35,040 --> 00:35:35,680
Speaker 1: A stack here?

807
00:35:36,719 --> 00:35:38,680
Speaker 6: Do you know when you used to it loser and

808
00:35:38,680 --> 00:35:41,880
Speaker 6: they do the ropes? Will that be you?

809
00:35:41,880 --> 00:35:42,080
Speaker 3: No?

810
00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:45,400
Speaker 7: I do the swing above the head and that you

811
00:35:45,600 --> 00:35:46,879
Speaker 7: have to do the ropes up and down.

812
00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:49,360
Speaker 8: There's a guy who sells The guy sells the whips

813
00:35:49,360 --> 00:35:52,640
Speaker 8: at the Mindole Market. He sings songs about whips.

814
00:35:52,840 --> 00:35:53,319
Speaker 1: I've seen it.

815
00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:56,799
Speaker 3: I like chicks and I like whips. I've taken here.

816
00:35:56,840 --> 00:36:00,520
Speaker 5: We up to Darwin before we've been to the Mindole mark.

817
00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:01,560
Speaker 3: I read as.

818
00:36:10,160 --> 00:36:10,920
Speaker 1: People are confused.

819
00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:13,080
Speaker 8: Here, tell me, can we track down the guy who's

820
00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:14,560
Speaker 8: got the d v D about the whips and the

821
00:36:14,560 --> 00:36:16,360
Speaker 8: souls where he likes chicks and whips.

822
00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:18,319
Speaker 1: His name is Mick, is it? Yeah? Mick?

823
00:36:18,560 --> 00:36:20,600
Speaker 3: It is mixed weeks whips in the mental markets.

824
00:36:20,880 --> 00:36:22,440
Speaker 1: All right? Yeah, So you're up for it.

825
00:36:22,560 --> 00:36:28,080
Speaker 8: Yeah, damned to laugh, but definitely hurts to miss.

826
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Speaker 1: You're gonna put it. You're going to let him whip

827
00:36:30,280 --> 00:36:32,359
Speaker 1: your head? Well, I don't think.

828
00:36:33,080 --> 00:36:34,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, you have a helmet.

829
00:36:34,840 --> 00:36:37,359
Speaker 1: It's all talk. He's had this whip for years. Yeah,

830
00:36:37,480 --> 00:36:39,120
Speaker 1: I'll wear a helmet. I'll do whatever.

831
00:36:39,160 --> 00:36:44,360
Speaker 3: You wear the helmet, A crack at it on your forehead.

832
00:36:46,040 --> 00:36:47,800
Speaker 1: Get the whip. I bet you don't even have the whip.

833
00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:53,320
Speaker 3: I'll find it. I'll track it down somewhere. Whip This

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Speaker 3: Show is a nov podcast.

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