Speaker 1: We get every day. Alad, have we heard of the
Speaker 1: dating term shrekking? Who's aware of this? Who's aware of shrekking?
Speaker 2: I've never heard of it.
Speaker 1: So it's a modern dating term for settling with someone
Speaker 1: less physically attractive in hopes they'll treat you better, inspired
Speaker 1: by the movie Shrek, where Princess Fiona four's front ogre
Speaker 1: and he's not very good looking. They're much worse.
Speaker 2: They'll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin.
Speaker 1: The hell of an accent though, hell of an accent,
Speaker 1: and I think that's sexy in itself.
Speaker 2: And he's got a swamp.
Speaker 1: Yes, he's got his own swamp. Swamp, he's a swamp owner.
Speaker 3: And this cost of living crisis, this housing crisis, doesn't rent.
Speaker 1: That's good. The twist is that the less attractive partner
Speaker 1: often still ends up hurting or mistreating you despite lowerd expectation.
Speaker 2: Where do they get off being ugly and mean?
Speaker 1: It's a don't it?
Speaker 3: So?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can understand that, and there's always often sorry.
Speaker 2: I can understand that.
Speaker 1: Now, I can understand why people would sort of go
Speaker 1: down that path because no Shrek Shrek, trust me, I'll
Speaker 1: play the role of Shrek and that relationship. She can
Speaker 1: be Princess Fiona minus the green complexion. There's always everyone's
Speaker 1: got friends who you like? How did you land her?
Speaker 1: She usually that way incline as well, because my theory
Speaker 1: is it's always girls who can see past looks, I think,
Speaker 1: for the most part, and fall in love with the personality.
Speaker 1: I think blokes are more shallow in this.
Speaker 3: I agree, But then a lot of people then say
Speaker 3: to blokes, oh, you know, you're you're punching, you're batting
Speaker 3: a bus, And then for the women it's like, wait,
Speaker 3: are you saying my boyfriend's ugly? Because it don't wants
Speaker 3: to be told that either, And then the boys get
Speaker 3: a complex and then they cheat anyway.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so it's all a mess. It's all a mess.
Speaker 1: Have you ever shrekd No? No, no, how very shallow.
Speaker 2: Looks and only looks that will work from there?
Speaker 1: Producing Lucy, you've ever shreked in your relationship history?
Speaker 2: My first ever boyfriend? Oh, first ever?
Speaker 4: So I was fifteen sixteen ish. It lasted for four months.
Speaker 2: And did you know you were shreking at the time?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: Ish, No, well it wasn't. It wasn't a term back then.
Speaker 4: But also when you're fifteen, no one tells you if
Speaker 4: you're settling or if they're punching.
Speaker 2: This doesn't happen. He was lovely. I think he's in
Speaker 2: New Zealand.
Speaker 4: Well, I believe I was his maybe one and only girlfriend.
Speaker 2: I think I.
Speaker 1: Turned you hell of a moon, hell of the moon.
Speaker 1: It was lovely.
Speaker 3: I just you know, it was just stated down at
Speaker 3: the time apparently.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you're going out with our boss. His name
Speaker 1: is Josh. Do you do you think.
Speaker 2: The current boyfriend?
Speaker 1: Do you think he's wrecking? Now? Absolutely not? In what way?
Speaker 1: What's kind of what situation there? Perfectly matched? Is that
Speaker 1: what we're saying.
Speaker 2: I agree with that statement.
Speaker 4: That is exactly the words.
Speaker 1: So Red, Red, what's happened.
Speaker 2: About the yell? What are you doing in my swamp?
Speaker 5: You need to know?
Speaker 2: I need to know now, I need to know.
Speaker 1: I need to know. I need to know what in
Speaker 1: the news today to know just what you need to know?
Speaker 1: What you need to know with Jody and Hazy Ah,
Speaker 1: the footy fixture has been revealed for the first week
Speaker 1: of the finals.
Speaker 2: TI oh and what's what are we talking?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 1: I made a bowl prediction yesterday because you know, you know,
Speaker 1: I I'll put my hand up to be the footy expert. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so this and I think it'll be Thursday week, so
Speaker 1: the home game Friday week. Actually I think it'll be
Speaker 1: Friday week.
Speaker 4: Why a Friday game and not Thursday hazy because if
Speaker 4: it is a Thursday game, this Thursday game that would
Speaker 4: typically be an elimination final.
Speaker 1: Friday night game is the absolute spotline. Good for that
Speaker 1: wrong on two pounds.
Speaker 2: That was embarrassing for you, was, wasn't it.
Speaker 1: The Crows will playing on the Thursday night and the
Speaker 1: Friday night fixture will be the other qualifying finals. So
Speaker 1: from two sure Thursday night seven ten Adelaide Oval, that
Speaker 1: is when Adelaide will play Collingwood. That is going to
Speaker 1: be absolutely huge. Second qualifying final happening to the MCG
Speaker 1: the following Friday night, So that's Friday week which are
Speaker 1: long up against Brisbane at the G. That's going to
Speaker 1: be epic as well.
Speaker 3: Walser and as the tickets, I'm sure adlaid members are
Speaker 3: wondering or you can buy your tickets to the Crows
Speaker 3: qualifying final against Collingwood ya Dickie Deck this Thursday from
Speaker 3: ten am to two pm. That's Australian Central Standard time,
Speaker 3: and then they become available for the general public at
Speaker 3: three o'clock, subject to ailability.
Speaker 1: Of course. There you go. Some other quick footing news
Speaker 1: as well. A bunch of d listenings yesterday from Port Adelaide,
Speaker 1: headlined by Ryan Burton and also Jeremy Finlayson. And then
Speaker 1: late last night it was Annow said, Willi Rioli's retiring
Speaker 1: rare he still had a year ago in his contract.
Speaker 1: I'm a huge with reality. Oh yeah, massive, Like he
Speaker 1: is one of those players. He's just fun to watch. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's so electric and he's a tough little better so
Speaker 1: people never spoke about it. I might as well be speak.
Speaker 2: Can you see? I was doing well until that? Was
Speaker 2: he a good player? Willia for you?
Speaker 1: Give me? I don't know if you're reading to you
Speaker 1: give me this condescending Like okay, isn't it? I see
Speaker 1: you go. For Port Adelaide supporters, no finals for you,
Speaker 1: But for Crow supporters, oh yes, Thursday week it is
Speaker 1: absolutely on tickets not too far away.
Speaker 2: The following segment.
Speaker 3: Is mature audiences only and may container content, graphic language
Speaker 3: and nudity. Nothing you'll see it if easily offended, well
Speaker 3: You're about to find out.
Speaker 1: Just how easily your father he's on the money. Jody
Speaker 1: six cording nothing, Tiff one from ten years credit where
Speaker 1: credits due overachieving teams? Am I right?
Speaker 2: Prase you don't hear often when.
Speaker 1: It comes to dingers as well, Like I'm talking condoms
Speaker 1: on rubber. A group of British teenage inventors created a
Speaker 1: groundbreaking condom that changes color when it detects sexually transmitted infections.
Speaker 1: The concept called the STI as in e Yi for
Speaker 1: the I, condom uses molecules and the lubricant that can
Speaker 1: attach to infection markers, triggering a visible color change. It's
Speaker 1: really quite disgusting.
Speaker 3: What a mood killer though, You're about to get down
Speaker 3: and dirty, and then it's why is your wigy blue?
Speaker 1: But you want to know that, don't you. The idea
Speaker 1: one accolades at the Teen Tech Awards, designed to encourage
Speaker 1: innovation among young inventors What Will. The product is not
Speaker 1: yet commercially available, it sparked international conversations about how technology
Speaker 1: could revolutionize sexual health and safe practices.
Speaker 2: This is revolutionary, but is it like a different color
Speaker 2: per STI.
Speaker 1: That's the thing though, isn't it that's the thing. So
Speaker 1: what about yeah exactly or you know, you know what
Speaker 1: would we go for chlamity? You know and your stocks there?
Speaker 1: Know what is something like? Really? What if it's something
Speaker 1: incurable as well?
Speaker 2: A nice purple to take the edge off?
Speaker 1: Just so, what about if you're about to get down
Speaker 1: heavy and then literally they're like, so, so what's going
Speaker 1: on down there? And you're like, oh, I'm on fire baby?
Speaker 1: Not literally, your pains is on fire, it's on you
Speaker 1: have CHLAMITYA is so bad that it's changed to bright
Speaker 1: red and that dinger is on fire. You need to know,
Speaker 1: I need I need to know. I need to know.
Speaker 1: I need to know what to news today?
Speaker 2: What you need to know? What you need to know
Speaker 2: with Jody.
Speaker 1: And As all right, So today is a significant day.
Speaker 1: This is small workplaces employee right to disconnect laws come
Speaker 1: into force today for small businesses.
Speaker 3: Oh, it'll affect about five point for a million Australians
Speaker 3: for those who work or manage small businesses with employees
Speaker 3: of fewer than fifteen people, so very small little teams.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, what does it mean? Andrew has Well?
Speaker 1: Bosses need to consider the following before making contact. One
Speaker 1: is it urgent, what's the level of disruption, what seemed eloyees'
Speaker 1: personal circumstances. I found the commitments, et cetera. Is the
Speaker 1: employee compensated? Otherwise employees can go to the Fair Work Commission.
Speaker 3: So essentially boss rings you outside of work via phone, email, SMS, carrier,
Speaker 3: pigeon facts, whatever. Workers have a right to not interact
Speaker 3: with their bosses outside of workouts one hundred percent.
Speaker 1: So this is the thing. Though it's changed, its shifted,
Speaker 1: hasn't it generation to generation? And I like it's very
Speaker 1: much a gen Z thing. But I like that gen
Speaker 1: Z is now like no, no, no, no, no no,
Speaker 1: we know our rights.
Speaker 2: Yep, you're not paying me for this.
Speaker 1: And trust me, trust me, I'll do what I'm paid
Speaker 1: to do.
Speaker 2: I'll do the bare minimum.
Speaker 1: Versus back in the day. I have no doubt across
Speaker 1: all of my workplaces that I am owed a lot
Speaker 1: of money for.
Speaker 2: The extra Yes, you know what I mean and me
Speaker 2: both brother.
Speaker 1: So but then is it shifting the other way? See
Speaker 1: the other thing that happens with this. You can't speak
Speaker 1: to someone outside of work, but bosses, I'd tell you
Speaker 1: what they like elephants they'll remember. So when it comes
Speaker 1: to promotion or baby and you work contract, et cetera.
Speaker 1: For the person who isn't putting up their hand to
Speaker 1: do things out of ours, and this is against what
Speaker 1: the law is trying to create, then you're going to
Speaker 1: create a perception for yourself. It's tough. It is to
Speaker 1: top of this.
Speaker 2: You want to be a team player.
Speaker 1: But I understand for small businesses as well, because if
Speaker 1: someone isn't available, say, if someone calls it sick, you
Speaker 1: need to call someone outside of work because the business
Speaker 1: desperately needs and now you literally cannot do that.
Speaker 2: So to assess that is it urgent.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's tough for bosses, but really really good for
Speaker 1: people who traditionally have been through the ringer.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, to disconnect.
Speaker 1: So there you go. And we work in industries as well,
Speaker 1: so right right now, we're a tight knit team. We're
Speaker 1: a small team, so if someone isn't.
Speaker 2: At work, we feel it.
Speaker 1: Oh it's a big ripple.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yep.
Speaker 1: Jody, by the way, yesterday is so grossly sick.
Speaker 2: It's ill, like really like a witch. You said it before,
Speaker 2: and I'm back you and there's no offense. Jones, you
Speaker 2: don't look like one. But ge you sound like you
Speaker 2: sure do.
Speaker 1: Joseph journey is usually the part that you remember. Anyways,
Speaker 1: some big news across the weekend if you don't mind.
Speaker 1: A really really special birthday. Ethel Cutterham celebrated her one
Speaker 1: hundred and sixteenth birthday in Surrey, England. That's right, I said,
Speaker 1: one hundred and six days.
Speaker 3: She is the world's oldest person. Wow fo all but
Speaker 3: poor Ethel. She has now outlived her husband and both
Speaker 3: her daughters.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't want to outlive your kids.
Speaker 3: Of course no, So we were just saying, would you
Speaker 3: want to live to one hundred and sixteen?
Speaker 1: Well, that's the big thing, isn't it, because you don't
Speaker 1: want to see stuff like that? But she she would
Speaker 1: have seen some stuff, including at least nine pandemics recognized globally,
Speaker 1: twenty three major wars. This includes two World Wars and
Speaker 1: multiple Cold Wars and conflicts, twenty seven strong prime ministers,
Speaker 1: twenty one US presidents and six queen and kings of
Speaker 1: the UK.
Speaker 2: So what's a secret, What's a secret to life?
Speaker 1: She has said that her secret is never arguing with anyone.
Speaker 1: And I listen and I do what I like. I
Speaker 1: love that I argue with everyone so soon.
Speaker 3: That's the secret to life, or as I never argue
Speaker 3: with anyone. So I'm going to live to two hundred.
Speaker 3: Even if someone really wrongs me, I'll say thank you
Speaker 3: so much.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much. I appreciate it. Then you I
Speaker 1: starts twitching and you build up all that rage and
Speaker 1: eventually it's going to come out in some sort of
Speaker 1: stressful See that's my problem as well, where people say, oh,
Speaker 1: I just don't stress or don't stress out things. I
Speaker 1: can't not stress about things. I'm stressed about the fact
Speaker 1: that I'm going to stress about something in the future.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what would your secret to life be? How would
Speaker 3: you get to one sixtent?
Speaker 1: Probably peptides. They're just all sorts of peptides. Get them
Speaker 1: in me. Just get them in me, doesn't matter what
Speaker 1: it is. Maybe HGH as well. No, no, no, I
Speaker 1: don't do that. Don't do that. See you hear people.
Speaker 1: There's so many conflicting stories about I've never touched a
Speaker 1: drink in my life, and the other people are like,
Speaker 1: I'm a hundred and ten and I smoked and drank
Speaker 1: my whole life. Yeah, so which one is it?
Speaker 2: Both?
Speaker 1: You can do both? Man, all right, maybe tiff warn
Speaker 1: from ten years first, what do you try to say?
Speaker 2: What would you do? Do you know what? I think?
Speaker 3: I'm just always happy? Yeah, always like all the time.
Speaker 3: But have you ever seen me mad or sad?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 1: I haven't no charged in here at five o'clock this morning,
Speaker 1: you're like, Oh, everybody, we're angry and side at the moment.
Speaker 1: Al Right, can we loosely do this at thirteen twenty
Speaker 1: four ten? Who's the oldest person you know?
Speaker 2: Oh, that's a good one.
Speaker 1: How many people are over the age of one hundred?
Speaker 3: Now late, we'd have some surely, surely we want to
Speaker 3: know your secrets?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Is it smoking and drinking of peptides every single day? Tif,
Speaker 1: we're learning that your brain is quite complex with all
Speaker 1: sorts of thoughts that are set to shape future generations.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm going through a real subway. Eat fresh face
Speaker 3: at the minute. Okay, that's a good thing about somebody
Speaker 3: always taste the same, so every time it's consistent.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's consistent.
Speaker 3: I'm ordering a foot long ham and cheese on Italian
Speaker 3: herbs with cucumber, pickles, carrot, tomato, let us obviously Southwest
Speaker 3: Chipotle toasted Swiss cheese, salt pepper.
Speaker 1: Has that been your order since day dot?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I love gosh.
Speaker 3: Sorry, sorry, I won't lie to you as a friend.
Speaker 3: I did go through a steak and cheese phase in
Speaker 3: my early teens, but I've grown out.
Speaker 1: Lucy just screwed up her face to tell us about
Speaker 1: that. That changes every.
Speaker 3: Sorry I know, but now I'm an adult, and look,
Speaker 3: my order is not crazy. I'm not ordering a seafood sensation.
Speaker 3: I don't know who is ordering a seafood sensation. But
Speaker 3: it got me thinking, how often does a subway sandwich
Speaker 3: artist make an identical subwey in a day, maybe a week.
Speaker 1: We're talking identity zack, same salads, eggsags, toasted.
Speaker 2: Not toasted, condiments, salads.
Speaker 1: With a cookie as well, or purely just a sub.
Speaker 2: Let's not have a complicated just a sub.
Speaker 3: But you could have a rap, you could have a
Speaker 3: whole meal, you could have you could have the same
Speaker 3: sub as me.
Speaker 2: But you've opted for a foot long and I've gone
Speaker 2: for a six inch.
Speaker 1: But does that count?
Speaker 2: Of course it's different. It's not the same, is it.
Speaker 2: It's not identical cheer.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of combinations.
Speaker 3: Yeah, or we were there on the weekend, and there
Speaker 3: was a woman and she aggressively tapped on the glass
Speaker 3: because at the checkout it was subs were piling that's
Speaker 3: my meatball rap. And I thought, trust me, no one
Speaker 3: wants your meatball rap mess.
Speaker 1: No one.
Speaker 2: But that's what I'm wondering. Has anyone else that day
Speaker 2: ordered a meatball rap? Surely not? So I want to know.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four.
Speaker 3: To ten, Please, if you're a Subway sandwich artist, I
Speaker 3: want to hear from you. Have you ever made an
Speaker 3: identical sub in a day? Because we looked it up
Speaker 3: at the possible permutations and combinations using AI. If you
Speaker 3: input how many bread, salad sauce, have a guess at
Speaker 3: how many combinations there are?
Speaker 1: At least two hundred?
Speaker 3: Oh hi, are my friend two hundred and fifty thousand?
Speaker 3: Really try one hundred and ten million, five hundred and
Speaker 3: ninety two thousands?
Speaker 1: That that's that?
Speaker 6: Hell? Is that?
Speaker 1: Hell?
Speaker 2: Of is that?
Speaker 1: Oh? My gosh? All right? Is there a sandwich art
Speaker 1: out there from Subway who can help us out with
Speaker 1: this one? Thirteen twenty four to ten in one day?
Speaker 1: Have you made the exact same combination for two different people?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 1: Ah, she is having a crack in for Jody Oddie
Speaker 1: and look I short changed myself just a little while ago.
Speaker 1: It's actually eighteen twelve, seventeen twelve.
Speaker 2: I'm going to go keep Jody's record. I think we
Speaker 2: want to keep it low locked at twelve.
Speaker 1: Oh. So here's the deal. A bunch of songs, all specialized.
Speaker 1: We're to get them for you, up for grabs. Walls
Speaker 1: Entertainment Family about playing this morning for team tiff Is Xavier,
Speaker 1: Good morning, Zave, good morning, very quiet. There's Avy there,
Speaker 1: Cadre there we go.
Speaker 2: Hey, thanks for backing me and Zave.
Speaker 5: You and I'm sorry Jody. I want you guys both
Speaker 5: to win.
Speaker 1: Yeah, jeez, he's a boy.
Speaker 2: Thanks Savier.
Speaker 1: What why do you like me? I like you? You know, Bobby,
Speaker 1: you're on my team. Good moye to you morning, Good morning.
Speaker 7: How are we?
Speaker 1: No, we're going alright, mane, we're going to like me?
Speaker 2: Bobby, I like you.
Speaker 1: You're ready to go to.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm standing up? Do you see me? Stands ready?
Speaker 2: Standing or concentrate.
Speaker 1: First song or chestualized. Let's have a crack in sync.
Speaker 1: Bye bye bye bye bye bye bye.
Speaker 3: Yeah, very very I was getting there.
Speaker 1: Just give me a second I will show.
Speaker 2: You no me, please just a little bit.
Speaker 1: And I pray on weekness in this space. Okay, t
Speaker 1: if you're very much shup against it right now, but
Speaker 1: do you know what, If anyone's going to come back,
Speaker 1: it's probably not you, but you can give it a
Speaker 1: crack anyway. You ready? Second song? Here we go. You
Speaker 1: need this to stay in the competition.
Speaker 2: Please tell me as he's please tell me that was
Speaker 2: Ed Sheeran. Yes, meet me on the flosh night who.
Speaker 3: Okay, appreciate that's one of nover boys gems.
Speaker 2: You should have known Andrew.
Speaker 1: Okay, now I'm stressed. I didn't even get that too,
Speaker 1: by the way, sitting there going what is this little banger?
Speaker 1: I thought I overplays it a bit, and we do
Speaker 1: and you should all right, it's one apiece. You're ready?
Speaker 1: This is a deciding song? Oh certainly not coming to me?
Speaker 1: Is it easy? Do you think it's easy? I didn't
Speaker 1: get it yesterday. We're going to get to the news
Speaker 1: and some stay. I feel like it's off.
Speaker 2: I know the artist, I don't know the song.
Speaker 6: Quite.
Speaker 2: No, I am I ready tell you about what does
Speaker 2: Lizo saying this? Yes, that's the title. Am I ready
Speaker 2: you have to accept that. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: Ready, I'm ready, Lisa, That's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: I also think it's am I to be loved?
Speaker 2: Yes, it is to be loved brackets am I ready?
Speaker 4: Thanks?
Speaker 2: You were nowhere near.
Speaker 3: That's obviously me. So that was amazing for me. Well,
Speaker 3: I won to one, so wins. We're a draw that
Speaker 3: you don't get a second, gay, we should go through.
Speaker 2: The ruin nowhere near. I don't know the rules. I'm
Speaker 2: just filling in. Help sister out. Come on and take
Speaker 2: pity on me.
Speaker 1: No, no, but that means we can both win, can't we?
Speaker 2: Surely not.
Speaker 3: I think Xavier is an agreeance that Hazy was nowhere
Speaker 3: near getting that.
Speaker 1: Look, no idea, it's what we're going to do, because Bobby,
Speaker 1: that's not fair as well, the technically the rules we
Speaker 1: get it, we don't get it. So you guys can
Speaker 1: both I did get it, but I did get it, Xavier,
Speaker 1: you still get a win. You get a win.
Speaker 2: I don't know. This has never happened before, has it?
Speaker 2: Nobally Jones would have.
Speaker 1: Lost, would have stormed out of it. Yes, yeah, but
Speaker 1: a confusion. Let's talk to the songs. The song Song
Speaker 1: Song gods and maybe we'll come back third and twenty
Speaker 1: four to ten. We want to put this out there.
Speaker 1: What gimmicky stuff have you wasted your money on? Because
Speaker 1: Tifforn from ten years said this yesterday.
Speaker 2: And the doctor went, do you know what? You need
Speaker 2: to start using tooth moose? Beg your pardon?
Speaker 3: So I paid for that, and now I put tooth
Speaker 3: moose on every night and I make you sound and
Speaker 3: it sucks it into the crevices and is meant to
Speaker 3: stop feelings.
Speaker 1: Okay too? Things? Mate? You doing this every night? It's
Speaker 1: unattractive for your bar. Wrong and also tooth moose, I
Speaker 1: feel speak gimmicky. We looked it up. It's supposed to
Speaker 1: make your teeth a little bit stronger. Do you think
Speaker 1: it's worth Yes, that's.
Speaker 2: What I tell myself every night.
Speaker 1: What do this? Have you been sucking by the dentist?
Speaker 6: Wrong?
Speaker 3: No? I looked it up too, as I was doing
Speaker 3: it for maybe the fourth and night I was has
Speaker 3: he got me here? But allegedly it's meant to stop
Speaker 3: any sort of I don't know cavities from forming, so
Speaker 3: then future me won't need feelings.
Speaker 2: And do you know what? Fine? I'm habita every night question.
Speaker 3: TI.
Speaker 4: Yeah, when you talk to your parents about their lives,
Speaker 4: let's say they're about I don't know your parents. Let's
Speaker 4: say they're sixty in all their six I love that
Speaker 4: they're much older.
Speaker 2: In all of those years.
Speaker 4: Have they once considered tooth moose but have so far
Speaker 4: got unscathed with their teeth?
Speaker 2: No, they need heaps of feelings.
Speaker 1: Ah, So what you're saying is, had they had some
Speaker 1: tooth Moovese back in the day, that'd be flying.
Speaker 3: And it comes in three different flavors and strawberry mint.
Speaker 1: We're just not convinced. We're not convinced.
Speaker 2: How much did you spend on the tooth Moose?
Speaker 3: I don't know who cares. I bought it. It was,
Speaker 3: you know, among the is Jodyodi, How lovely.
Speaker 2: Are my teeth?
Speaker 1: These are pretty nice? Thirteen twenty four to ten? What
Speaker 1: gimmicky stuff of you wasted your money on?
Speaker 6: Do you know?
Speaker 1: For about six months I went through the because I'm
Speaker 1: a man who's on the thinner side of things when
Speaker 1: it comes to my hair, I went the caffeine shampoo
Speaker 1: train No. Six months for about six months, and it
Speaker 1: did nothing on I think, if anything, it made it work.
Speaker 2: Now that you mentioned it.
Speaker 1: So there was a stage where I'm like, what am
Speaker 1: I doing? It's body expensive, this shampoo it's doing absolutely.
Speaker 4: No special shampoo and conditioner is expensive at the best
Speaker 4: of times, let alone when a man is wanting.
Speaker 2: To use it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not how it should be. Should be using
Speaker 1: just a dab and it should be like panteen or
Speaker 1: like a.
Speaker 2: Seven in one fourteen.
Speaker 1: We're putting out there, what gimmicky product did you waste
Speaker 1: all your money on? Made up?
Speaker 7: Good morning to you, Hello, good morning guys.
Speaker 1: I take us through it. What happened?
Speaker 7: So we went into a chemist and my habits a
Speaker 7: little bit overweight, so not for me, and the pharmacist
Speaker 7: suggest that there's like a slim deal to tea and
Speaker 7: capsules that you can buy to get rid of your
Speaker 7: extra belly fats. Wow, he's like, oh, He's like, yep,
Speaker 7: we'll take it, without even asking how much all of
Speaker 7: these would cost.
Speaker 2: So it was like one.
Speaker 7: Hundred and fifty dollars just for you know, a packet
Speaker 7: of capsules and a box of tea. And he took
Speaker 7: it for like three days and all he got was diarye.
Speaker 1: And that's it. That's perfect. He's still got the belly.
Speaker 2: Yeah, one hundred and fifty for diarrhea.
Speaker 3: That's not good if you've got to admit so the
Speaker 3: squizzies that ain't good.
Speaker 1: That's not good. No good one to you, Cameron. What
Speaker 1: did you waste your money on?
Speaker 6: I don't know if you remember about fifteen years ago
Speaker 6: they had those balance bands.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I forgot about balance bans, the ballots and
Speaker 3: what did they claim to.
Speaker 2: Do, Cameron?
Speaker 6: Well, they said that they were meant to help you
Speaker 6: stay up right, and I don't know. I used to
Speaker 6: surf a light and they used to say that they
Speaker 6: helped you surfing. But yeah, then they found out that
Speaker 6: they were fake. And I'm still waiting for my refund.
Speaker 1: Yeah. See here's the thing. They were supposed to like
Speaker 1: centralize your core and all sorts of things. So the
Speaker 1: power energy bracelets, I've just googled. They're still for sale.
Speaker 2: Really.
Speaker 1: You can get a power energy bracelet on team for
Speaker 1: four dollars sixty two perfect.
Speaker 2: Yes, Oh Cameron. How much was yours? Do you remember?
Speaker 6: Yeah? Was eighty buck and I reckon. I was about
Speaker 6: sixteen years old, so that was a lot of money.
Speaker 2: That's a lot of money if you made that.
Speaker 1: You're about to wear that thing and then you're about
Speaker 1: to join the World Surfing League. After that didn't quite
Speaker 1: come to fruition. Fortunately, Oh that's nice. Can we finish
Speaker 1: off with stupid? More into you great man legend? We're going,
Speaker 1: well mate, what did you do? And bear in mind
Speaker 1: is this against the law.
Speaker 5: It's only against the law if you get caught, And
Speaker 5: unfortunately I did so back in the back in the
Speaker 5: wild West late nineties early two thousands of internet advertising,
Speaker 5: there was no real regulations and I got I got
Speaker 5: served an ad or saw an ad for this clear
Speaker 5: lacker that you could spray on your license plate to
Speaker 5: reflect the speak camera flash so you wouldn't so you
Speaker 5: wouldn't get fined. So I thought I'll test it out
Speaker 5: on months.
Speaker 3: I had to charade, not mum, charade, Yeah, well what
Speaker 3: do you want to do it on my car?
Speaker 5: And then and then yeah, proceeded, un proceeded to get
Speaker 5: three speeding fines over the next month and it was
Speaker 5: a clear cut pace of it. Completely crap.
Speaker 1: Oh the charade has never seen so many revs. Wow,
Speaker 1: a believable.
Speaker 2: So you need to know, I need I need to know,
Speaker 2: I need to know, I need to know what news today,
Speaker 2: what you need to.
Speaker 4: Know, what you need to know with Jody.
Speaker 1: And nothing satisfies me more than when professional athletes and
Speaker 1: or coaches go off their faces.
Speaker 2: It's good, isn't it? Very childish in.
Speaker 1: The heat of the battle. Danil Medvedev I will say,
Speaker 1: is as mad, if not madder, than a cut snake.
Speaker 2: Much matter.
Speaker 3: He's curious, super angry, isn't it.
Speaker 1: So he lost to the US Open to Benjamin Bonzie
Speaker 1: and there was absolute chaos of Flushing Meadows when so
Speaker 1: Bonzie was served for the match in the third set.
Speaker 1: And what happened was there was a mishap involving the
Speaker 1: chair umpire and a moving camera now producing Lucy, you're
Speaker 1: a bit of a tennis.
Speaker 4: Snuffy big nerd.
Speaker 1: Absolutely loves so take us through what happened? What are
Speaker 1: the ins and outs it is because it doesn't take
Speaker 1: much for Daniel to go off his chops.
Speaker 4: Yeah, So a photographer got up to move spots. They
Speaker 4: have a little designated media area. He got up to
Speaker 4: move spots during play, which first of all, is a
Speaker 4: big no no, don't do that. But he basically nearly
Speaker 4: wandered onto the court instead of going to the other area.
Speaker 1: Oh, can't do that.
Speaker 4: Then we got that sound effect. The crowd got angry,
Speaker 4: then the umpire. It went on for so long that
Speaker 4: the umpire said, right, bonzie, you can have your.
Speaker 1: First serve again.
Speaker 4: Medvedev lost his mind and went and complained to the
Speaker 4: umpire And this is how it sounded.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he really went off. First service, ladies and gentleman.
Speaker 2: Because of the delay cars by a night side interference,
Speaker 2: first serve has been granted.
Speaker 1: Hey, it's a first you want to go? He wants
Speaker 1: to go home.
Speaker 2: Guyst He doesn't like to be here. He gets made by.
Speaker 5: The match, not by dow What did right?
Speaker 1: What did? Just totally lost control of his emotion, says right, now,
Speaker 1: take us through. What's the significance of Riley Opelka.
Speaker 4: Yes, so Medvedev went straight up to the chair umpire
Speaker 4: and was yelling this are you a man?
Speaker 2: Are you a man? Do you want to go home already?
Speaker 4: And he refers to Rileiopelker, the two meter eleven American player,
Speaker 4: because earlier this year Riley Opelker accused that same umpire
Speaker 4: of being the worst umpire on the tennis circuit.
Speaker 2: Rale got fined.
Speaker 4: He was put in trouble. So then Medvedev is yelling
Speaker 4: this to that same umpire. Medvedev then managed to save
Speaker 4: the match, and then he took it out to five
Speaker 4: sets and then lost the match eventually, So Medvedev has
Speaker 4: been knocked out. But instead of congratulating Bonzi, he smashed
Speaker 4: his racquet eleven times over on the bench against his bag,
Speaker 4: against the seal.
Speaker 3: Angry little boys, so angry the meal, furious George, just
Speaker 3: angry little Russian good stuff and nothing pleases us more
Speaker 3: there when coaches and our athletes go off, they'll never
Speaker 3: beat Stuart Due.
Speaker 1: Going off with the suns though we.
Speaker 2: Have a go or not start look stunned minus twenty
Speaker 2: four contested. What we do, show fight? We're better than this,
Speaker 2: we know it. You face these times in ANFL footy.
Speaker 2: It's not working, it's not happening. What are we going
Speaker 2: to go back to our foundation?
Speaker 1: We can do it. But if you sit there and think, hope,
Speaker 1: he's not talking to me, We're talking to everyone everyone.
Speaker 1: Let's go.
Speaker 2: Stewet Jude. That is good, very motivational, isn't it?
Speaker 1: Really beautiful wholesome stuff. Wow,