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Speaker 1: Okay, Jake, let me set the scene and please tell

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Speaker 1: me how you would feel if this happened. We are

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Speaker 1: in a social situation, probably for a brand. We're an event.

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Speaker 1: There's loud music playing in the background, there's people dancing,

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Speaker 1: there's a lot of alcohol around, and it's just you

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Speaker 1: And I say to you, I've got to go to

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Speaker 1: the bathroom. You wouldn't.

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Speaker 2: You would? How do you feel betrayed?

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Speaker 1: For one betrayed?

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Speaker 3: Betrayed? I feel anxious, I would say, same.

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Speaker 2: Some coming with you?

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Speaker 3: Too much stimulation?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's it.

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Speaker 1: Welcome back to stbulators.

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Speaker 2: That's the utmost form of betrayal.

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Speaker 1: I know, whenever like you or my girlfriend doesn't like you.

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Speaker 2: You.

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Speaker 1: Know, I get anxiety. And I'm an introvert. This is

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Speaker 1: my worst nightmare.

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Speaker 2: Fuck I actually, yeah, the last time I went to

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Speaker 2: an event, you weren't there because you had to go somewhere.

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Speaker 2: So I brought Beth. Yeah, her and I was chilling

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Speaker 2: on our own and there was just like a couple

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Speaker 2: then also like our old management, like people were kind

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Speaker 2: of rocking after and I was just like, what, God, this.

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Speaker 1: Is awkward because, to be fair, your girlfriend can't really

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Speaker 1: pick up the conversation. It's like I would be able

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Speaker 1: to be like, oh, yeah, like all the things I

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Speaker 3: She was like, oh, that was just a.

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Speaker 2: Nice convo, and I was like no, no, no, it's like

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Speaker 2: you you don't know.

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Speaker 1: What's going on. But we don't waste any time around here.

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Speaker 1: Let's start with the ig question of the week.

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Speaker 2: Yes, what is it, Jake? Subtle signs you give when

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Speaker 2: you like him? We're going back to what we've done,

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Speaker 2: and we will let you know whether or not there's

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Speaker 2: a high chance that he'll get it or a low

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Speaker 2: chance that he'll get it. So yeah, I'm going to start.

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Speaker 1: You go, subtle signs you give when you like him?

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Speaker 1: I look at him one. Hope he notices. Lo, there's

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Speaker 1: no fucking chance, but I reckon that's relatable.

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Speaker 2: Oh fat, Yeah, yeah it is.

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Speaker 1: If I got looked at one. So I'll be like,

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Speaker 1: i'ld go into little Delulu Land and be like, oh,

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Speaker 1: you know what.

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Speaker 2: I was gonna say, people get delusional like oh she

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Speaker 2: looked at me, or oh he looked at me. Maybe

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Speaker 2: he does and he means it, but then you're like, no,

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Speaker 2: it's one look like you accidentally look at people.

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Speaker 1: How many times do you reckon? You need to actually like, no,

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Speaker 1: it's on never ending. I was gonna say three.

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Speaker 2: Them, there's enough. There's no amount that would give me

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Speaker 2: confident enough to come up and say something. If someone

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Speaker 2: kept like I would I think before I would go

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Speaker 2: she wants a peace. Yeah, if she kept looking at me,

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Speaker 2: I go and be like, why do you keep.

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Speaker 1: Looking at Have you got something in your I'd.

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Speaker 2: Be like, do I have something on me? How about

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Speaker 2: you take a photo? Subtle signs you give.

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Speaker 1: When you like him?

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Speaker 2: I post songs that tell how I feel very low, low, low,

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Speaker 2: very low.

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Speaker 1: What kind of songs?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a good question.

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Speaker 2: It's a very good question.

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Speaker 1: Is what actually like, I think I want to marry you?

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Speaker 2: Maybe actually, let's be real, if I fucking if I

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Speaker 2: was just like I don't know one week and do

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Speaker 2: a little talking. Phase hadn't met yet, like the first

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Speaker 2: date wasn't organized, just like a little bit of messaging

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Speaker 2: here and there, and then like you go on one day.

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Speaker 2: Next day she does a post and it's like that song.

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Speaker 3: Scared, I think I would be like, holy.

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Speaker 1: It is a bop. To be fair, it is a

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Speaker 2: Let me tell you.

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Speaker 1: He has powers.

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Speaker 3: Nothing has happened to Mars.

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Speaker 2: He's still going, Oh really, just I just don't think

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Speaker 2: and he sells out.

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Speaker 1: Subtle signs you give when you like him, stalk him

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Speaker 1: and appear outside his window.

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Speaker 3: I look very high chance he's gonna know, very high chat.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if it's going to be a very

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Speaker 2: high chance that he's happy about it, but there is

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Speaker 2: a very high chance he will know.

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Speaker 1: I just picture like a little baddie like tapping on

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Speaker 2: Doesn't matter how bad you like. It doesn't matter how

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Speaker 1: I reckon there's a badness level like of like upper echelon,

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Speaker 1: and you'll be like, I'll do it.

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Speaker 3: What DOESCH even mean?

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Speaker 1: Tell me it's out of your vocalary. You won't understand.

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Speaker 2: You won't understand.

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Speaker 3: They can describe what means? What does it even mean?

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Speaker 1: There's no way that I can describe it to your

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Speaker 1: simple mind. It's too out of your vocality. You're you

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Speaker 1: think that there is people out there that are on

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Speaker 1: every baddy listening will understand what upper means upper echelon.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, yeah, it sounds like you watch James Bond

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Speaker 2: the other day.

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Speaker 1: Upper, Like there's a baddie that's upper eche lin, and

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Speaker 1: if she's stalking me, you'd still go there. Really, Maybe some.

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Speaker 2: Signs you give when you like him, telling him quote,

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Speaker 2: you were in my dream last night.

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Speaker 1: Oh I'll get that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I get that's pretty i'd say pretty high, very high,

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, And I reckon because also no,

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Speaker 1: I wasn't.

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Speaker 2: You just wanted to.

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Speaker 1: Talk to me if I was true, let me believe it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, okay, I think I know your answer to

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Speaker 1: this one, but I think it's relatable again, Okay. Subtle

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Speaker 1: signs you give when you like him, get under him?

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Speaker 2: Ah yeah, I mean until I get that reassurance that

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Speaker 1: I don't know, so you're never getting it so no high,

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Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure there was signs leading up to that

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Speaker 2: that already made him. No, I don't think you getting

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Speaker 2: under him was the tell tale Okay, subtle signs you

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Speaker 2: give when you like him. I have no idea because

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Speaker 2: I've never heard of this. The triangle Look.

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Speaker 1: I got the triangle method because I wanted to bring

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Speaker 1: this up with you. What is it? Did we talk

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Speaker 3: No? No, we've talked about double hair tuck.

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Speaker 1: The triangle method. Let me think about this.

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Speaker 3: We may if we have spoken about it before. I forget.

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Speaker 1: And where's that place where people disappear?

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Speaker 2: A triangle?

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Speaker 1: A triangle? Yeah, that's something to do with that. Are

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Speaker 1: you like hypnotizing him?

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Speaker 3: I'm stuck, okay.

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Speaker 2: The triangle method is okay, both eyes lips obviously or

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Speaker 2: maybe chin or something. And the triangle method is her.

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Speaker 2: She's stuck in the Bermuda triangle. She can't get her

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Speaker 2: eyes off, my eyes on my lips.

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Speaker 1: A man, you were a thinker.

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Speaker 3: You see those eyes just like moving lie.

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Speaker 1: So basically eye contact. Yeah, I like the triangle triangle

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Speaker 1: be upper repples so long, so you don't understand I

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Speaker 2: Some signs you give.

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Speaker 1: When you like him watch him sleep. But I felt

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Speaker 1: this could be cute or creepy. Well, I mean depend

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Speaker 1: because if you fell asleep and your girlfriend was just

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Speaker 2: I think there's a time limit on how long, regardless

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Speaker 2: of how long we've been together, whether we're dating or

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Speaker 2: it's a one night stand, there is a time limit

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Speaker 2: on how long you can watch me sleep. And it's

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Speaker 2: a fine line. I think if you were to look

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Speaker 2: over and it was like five seconds of just like oh,

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Speaker 2: how cute, at the six second mark, it's too long.

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Speaker 1: I think. I think the line is if you wake

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Speaker 2: If she gets caught, because also it's like if she

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Speaker 2: she goes, I swear it was five seconds. You're like,

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Speaker 2: you're okay. Subtle signs you give when you like him.

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Speaker 2: I let him choose my nail color, oh, very very high, yes,

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Speaker 1: I don't know why it reminded me of this, but

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Speaker 1: you get to choose the little colors inside your brain.

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Speaker 1: See there's like the nerdy teenage version of it. I

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Speaker 1: had no idea that you have blessed good. My last one,

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Speaker 1: which is might of very relatable subtle signs you give

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Speaker 3: Wait, mine were very relatable.

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Speaker 1: Two of them were being a stalker.

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Speaker 2: I think that's.

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Speaker 1: Love takes over. You can't control yourself. Love Trump's all yeah, wait,

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Speaker 1: immuta triangle. Subtle signs you give when you like him.

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Speaker 1: I don't know how to be subtle fair.

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Speaker 2: I saw one that was like subtle, what's that?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? Someone said, I'm curious, because what is subtle to

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Speaker 3: be fair?

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Speaker 1: As a male? I love not subtle.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, just tell me you like me? No, very much

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Speaker 2: the same. It's just just be like you're hot and

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Speaker 2: takes every bit of anxiety out of it. Yeah. And

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Speaker 2: also it will make a guy, if you like a

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Speaker 2: confident man, tell him you like him, and his confidence

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Speaker 2: of it will go up and then he'll just be confident.

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Speaker 2: YEA little tip actually, okay, I think this will be

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Speaker 2: my last one. Subtle signs you give when you like him?

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Speaker 2: A double text, yeah, medium to low.

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Speaker 1: Really well, I'm just thinking like you forgot to text

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Speaker 1: something gon use text again, I don't really read into

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Speaker 1: fair enough, fair enough because me doing it means absolutely.

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Speaker 2: What about a triple text?

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Speaker 1: I just don't read into it. I think med him

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Speaker 1: to low, quadriple text, okay, maybe a quadriple A voice

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Speaker 1: message though, facts, that's when I know you're like that,

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Speaker 1: when I know you want.

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Speaker 2: To have sex. So we just did subtle signs you

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Speaker 2: give when you like him, and not all of them

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Speaker 2: some of them are too subtle. So we would like

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Speaker 2: to give you, guys, a couple of things that are

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Speaker 2: gonna make you like he's gonna notice. So this is

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Speaker 2: going to be how to steal a man's heart.

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Speaker 2: That was actually pretty good?

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Speaker 2: Yeah you comment, all right, it's pretty game, but you

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Speaker 1: I don't think that's Like if someone asked me to

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Speaker 1: Better, way better.

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Speaker 1: Also very forward, which I do like and like that

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Speaker 2: But if you do it in my comments and then

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Speaker 1: Actually, it's so fake. We get comments in our things,

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Speaker 2: We yeah, we had a comment like someone said a

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Speaker 3: Not saying that from experience, by the way, I'm.

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Speaker 1: Not saying that it would like it's never happened, not

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Speaker 1: How to steal a guy's heart being completely passionate about

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Speaker 2: It to me.

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Speaker 1: I like that as well, when they get all excited

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Speaker 2: How to steal a man's heart. If the first date

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Speaker 2: then you'll follow up with it said I'll be getting

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Speaker 1: Your ones are so dumb. I was in my dialogue

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Speaker 1: error last night. All right, this is this is basically

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Speaker 3: Tell him he's getting kissed.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but you might as well like how to steal

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Imagine the anticipation and being like, okay, no, I'm

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Speaker 1: I would get nervous, I get like sweaty palms, but

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Speaker 2: My hall am I going to do it?

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Speaker 1: I do like that, though, I like the intricacy how

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Speaker 2: Facts. No, I love that as well.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, because I'm weird.

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Speaker 2: That is a good one.

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Speaker 3: I come down after a few days. See good point.

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Speaker 2: Actually, you always find out who a person is like

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a fucking weirdo, man.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I bet. How to steal a man's heart? This

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Speaker 2: one's simple, my most simple. Quote. You have to look

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Speaker 1: That's actually great, that is good. I didn't realize you

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Speaker 1: fuck me up. That would fuck me up, and I've

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Speaker 1: to be honest, very very very simple. It's kind of

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Speaker 1: going off one of the ones we said before. How

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Speaker 1: for me personal if she has blue eyes?

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Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, fair enough.

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Speaker 1: I love myself some blue eyes. But I'm thinking anyone's

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Speaker 2: It's a good point. I got to say, though, Like

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I feel like on a first date eye contact,

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Speaker 1: A fuck.

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Speaker 2: It's a good point.

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Speaker 1: It's still so hard it's hard to read the man.

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Speaker 2: That is a good one, Okay, Jake.

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Speaker 1: My whole life, I've been more of a listener than

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Speaker 1: that I would love to know? Fac that I wish

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Speaker 1: I was a fly on the wall, Like.

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Speaker 2: Have you ever been out to dinner with your girlfriend

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Speaker 2: and you hear a couple arguing it's a great one,

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Speaker 2: I wish I could hear that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's none of my business, but I wish I

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Speaker 1: could hear it. So this is things that aren't my

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Speaker 3: Facts that's a good one.

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Speaker 2: Two girls in retail talking about a boy boy. Stop

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Speaker 2: you order a coffee and their boat. They're having a

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Speaker 2: did you?

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Speaker 3: What did you do?

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Speaker 2: Things that aren't my business but should be the reason

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Speaker 3: Oh that should be my business.

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Speaker 2: I've gone through spiral phases where I think she's dead.

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Speaker 1: I should be her whole life. Why isn't she texting me?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Why is every mom terrible with like phones? As well?

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Speaker 2: I know you didn't tell me you were going out,

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Speaker 2: and I know you didn't tell me the time you

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Speaker 3: So how dare you not let me know that it

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Speaker 2: You expect that from me?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, tell me when you bring in the chicken home.

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Speaker 1: Fucking things that aren't my business that should be. When

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Speaker 1: there's GOSSI at the gym and people think I can't

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Speaker 3: You making it yours?

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Speaker 1: Do you ever just turn your music down or turn

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Speaker 1: the noise cancelation off your Apple earphones? And you're like,

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Speaker 3: I actually haven't.

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Speaker 2: I do it all the time, mat shit, I might

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Speaker 2: no exactly, we'll they know.

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Speaker 3: Imagine you react to what they say.

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Speaker 2: It's crazy things that aren't my business. But should be

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Speaker 1: Oh I think that shouldn't be my business. I don't

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Speaker 2: I don't know if I have the capacity to have those.

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Speaker 1: I want to know things said to me to my face.

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Speaker 1: What do you reckon they saying about you?

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Speaker 2: I don't know. You're all.

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Speaker 1: Hope it's good things. Okay, you sort of already said

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Speaker 2: Ah, what is the what is with everyone's need me

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Speaker 2: included and and desire to be in the nitty gritty

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Speaker 1: What's our fixation with goss?

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Speaker 2: We love it because when our life is getting mundane

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but we want to know.

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Speaker 2: I want to fucking know that it's out there.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't have to experience it.

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Speaker 2: Things that aren't my business but should be. Whatever the

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Speaker 2: fuck Apple keeps sending me a tax invoiceful?

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Speaker 3: Why what are they.

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Speaker 1: Charging me for that should be my business? Well, mine's

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Speaker 1: like gorn up to fourteen dollars ninety nine US. I

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Speaker 1: swear it used to be five dollars. I don't just

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Speaker 1: taking my money. Yeah, I swear it's not monthly EI,

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Speaker 1: but I swear it's a regular.

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Speaker 3: I I agree, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't

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Speaker 1: Once we have all these companies just taking advantage of

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Speaker 1: the little people exactly, Fuck Apple.

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Speaker 3: I'll keep using it, but fuck Apple.

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Speaker 2: Okay. My last one. Things that aren't my business and

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Speaker 2: I can. Ah, why did you just put that picture

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Speaker 2: have never made it my business. I want to be

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Speaker 3: It will never be my business because I have no

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Speaker 2: Okay. I actually did a little research, and I said

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Speaker 1: This girl said like, oh thanks you You finished that

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Speaker 2: And this girl said, like, things that aren't my business,

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Speaker 2: and they will be staying that way. She's like, the

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Speaker 2: back of my head, I don't see it. I do

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Speaker 2: effort in the front. If you see something in the

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Speaker 1: Things that shouldn't be my business is my posture. I

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Speaker 1: but I don't.

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Speaker 2: Want to see that. I want to see.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the one.

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Speaker 2: Person that replied to one of our stories and said

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Speaker 2: the Hunters and Nick Jake, fuck you, fuck you. One

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Speaker 2: last thing of things that aren't my business that actually

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Speaker 1: people speaking their native language. I swear they're talking shit.

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Speaker 1: They must be. This guy's hands are ugly, well, this

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Speaker 1: girl's hands are weird. That's got to be what they're saying.

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Speaker 1: That's a superpower. If you can learn like a random

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Speaker 1: language it isn't your normal one.

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Speaker 2: Like Cantonese or Mandarin or something like.

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Speaker 1: That, anything like that, even just French or Spanish, and

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Speaker 1: you go there being bilingual. Yeah, that would be you

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Speaker 1: wouldn't be able to tell if you're friends or Spanish

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Speaker 1: that time it doesn't work, but yeah,